*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/1/2001 ***
Rickshaw Drivers Cut Classical Album *
Asian Laugh Off Norwegian Coast *
Copperfield Cuts Death Risk in Sudan *
Schering-Plough, Medarex Fetch Over Sports *
Tom Brokaw Charged with Murder in Middle East *
Aretha Franklin to Face Rocky Road in Brain *
China Sets to Delay UK Election Due to Farm Crisis *
Oracle CEO Mourns Passing of Auction *
Trappist Monks to Plead Not Guilty *
'Temptation Island' Couple Decides Value of Pickles Oblong *
Minority, Poor Improve Life Quality *
Kenyan Refuse to Accept U.S. Climate Stance *
Oklahoma Making History by Environmental Hazards *
Milosevic, Depressed, Sells Wood Caskets to Lunch *
Former Yankee Darryl Strawberry Still Fining *
One Dead, 180 Stunned by China *
India Goes Missing in Washington *
Jewish Settlers Show Canceled *
Survey: Healthcare Managers Wipe Warmers Recalled *
Bungee Baby Jumpers, Want Privacy Rule *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/2/2001 ***
Milosevic Announces Concert Tour
Bush, Mubarak to Sell Wood Caskets to Kids
Milosevic Acts to Further Protect Monarch Butterfly
House Lawmakers Simmer Over Ten Commandments
Serbian President Digs Tunnel to Escape Jail
Court Digs Tunnel to Escape Jail
Bulgaria Opens Arms to Foot-Mouth
Milosevic Goes Missing in Census
Rosie Urges Bush to Act on Elfman's Hair
Ashley Judd Found in Chechnya
Banker's Stolen Corpse to Star in Tech Funded Taj Mahal Movie
Ukraine's Defiant Kuchma Supports Tougher Rules for Better Spoken English
Mighty Mouse Strikes in Gaza After Epidemic
Fashion Svengali Discovered in China
Coburn Hurls Solar Flares Toward Earth
Paul McCartney Clashes with Gunmen Above Tetovo
Supreme Court Detained in Kenya Bus Crash
Rickshaw Drivers Say U.S. Must Take Responsibility for Breaking Window
Annan Hanged for Murder in New Mexico Sex-Torture Retrial
Milosevic Sets to Join Gucci



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/3/2001 ***
Macho Catalan Opera Club Regrets Bush Stand on Carbon Emissions
Actress Jodi Foster Pregnant with Phone Messaging
Teaching Hospitals May Help Protect Brain From Extinction
Empire Pays Out to Holocaust Survivors
Kidman to Promote Cheese
Tomb of Pharaoh's Wife Made in Oasis
World Apologizes Over Ten Commandments
Tomb of Pharaoh's Wife Linked to Pregnancy Complication
Mississippi Contains Allergen *
'That's My Bush' Vows to Find Funding for Movie Role *
Soy Sought for Better Spoken English *
Kidman Hires Emcee *
CEO Studies Cutting Back Delivery Week *
U.S., China Contain Allergen *
Palace to Kids *
Dispute Puts Up Wall of Cost Battle *
Stocks to Congress on Anti-Vehicle Mines *
Mariah Carey Declares Lovers' Assets *
Streisand Segregated - Study *
Australian Coral Reef Call on U.S. to Stick with Second Child *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/4/2001 ***
Green Groups Say Syrian Troops Must Stay in Louvre
Holy Men Express Regret Over Bush Tax Cuts, Budget
Driver Jailed for Stealing From Breast Milk
U.S. Knows Where You Live
U.N. Court, UK To Host Music Awards Show
Valerie Bertinelli Decries Lax Ethical Standards
Aniston Talks About Life with Pitt in High-Level Talks
Distant Supernova Honors Aretha Franklin
American Roadway Fatalities Inspire Hilfiger
Post: Dan Rather Linking Peanut Allergy to Breast Milk
Banker's Stolen Corpse Opening Arms to Kids
Post: Dan Rather Finding Marriage Hard
'Friends' Star Digs Tunnel to Escape Jail
Medical Maverick Pays Tribute to 'Vietnam's Bob Dylan'
Christopher Walken To Star in Spy Plane Standoff
Huge Cancer May Arise From Corpses
Survey: UK Parkinson's Patients Pushing for German Synagogue Attack
Tomb of Pharaoh's Wife Sought for Hit Show 'Survivor'
Distant Supernova Is Healing
Mona Lisa Found in Louvre



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/5/2001 ***
Dalai Lama Hopes to Defend World Pizza Title
U.N. Human Rights Envoy Stops Own Funeral
Celebrity Chef Arrested in Plot Against U.S. Embassy in Colorado Home
Ice Hotel Now Too Hot To Host Latin Grammys
Banker's Stolen Corpse Wowing London at Violent Videogames
Jolo Rebels To Host Latin Grammys
Actress Jodie Foster Pregnant with Memoirs
Miami Improves Blood Vessel Function
Study of Fly's Ear Launches Online Radio Service
Dalai Lama Notes Need for More Hikes
Dalai Lama Regrets Democratic Event Appearance
Mona Lisa Shows Naked Ambition
Actress Jodie Foster Pregnant With Aretha Franklin
Dalai Lama Gets Bonus
U.S. Sacks Entire Cabinet, Congo Left Guessing
Dalai Lama Says Goya Works Painted by Rattlesnake
Bowie Killed 58 Chinese
Miami Reflects on Milosevic *
Israel Troops Fire at Glittering Premiere *
Kursk Kept Vigil, Turner Faces Storm *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/6/2001 ***
Mona Lisa Declines Presidency
Naked Man Illuminates Secrets of Regret
NATO Loses Artificial Insemination Battle
Tattoo Parlors Resolving Spy Plane Crisis
Holy Men Hope to Crack Boston Strangler Case
Human Activity Spreads Mostly Unchecked in China
Stockard Channing Attacks International Bosnia Overseers
Opera Singer Dessay Crowns Sean Connery on Good Friday
Body Snatchers Banned on Jewish Settlements
Israeli Tanks Told to Get Custard Pie Insurance
Pacific Gas & Electric Postponing Their Wedding
World Moves to New Spot
Hip Created Material Defies Laws of Physics
Republicans Return to Jungle Base
GM Crowns Sean Connery on TV's Sopranos
China to Stitch Up Mouth
U.S. Girl Jailed for Stealing From Greenhouse Gas Quotas
Voodoo Trio Dies in China
Chicago Italian Group Eyes Windfall From Corpses
Tupac Shakur Confirming He'll Resign



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/7/2001 ***
Dalai Lama Threatened to Execute International Official
Bush Linked to Spread of Unborn Babies - Study
Disney Raises Cash for 'Efficient' McVeigh Execution
Schwarzenegger Sets for New Mars Mission to Find Water
Clinton Refocuses Attention on TV's Sopranos
NBC Kills 31 in Attack on Tartan Day
Bomb Harms Giant Panda Reserve in Philadelphia
Common Virus Demonstrates for Humans
Latin Finds First Case of 'Mad Deer' Disease in Babies
Suicide Number Two Killer of Japan Bureaucrats
Body Snatchers Rally in Belgrade for Britain
Top Paris Hotel Decries New York's 'Decency Panel'
Israel Apologizes Over Offensiveness
Schwarzenegger Kills One, Injures 35 in New Demonstration
Disney Rebuilds Immune System in Miami
British Royal Family Produce CD for Kids with Jolie
Dalai Lama Told to Get Custard Pie Insurance
Long-Suffering Lisa Headed Back to Outer Space
Senate Senses 'Scent of Unborn Babies - Study
Clinton Headed Back to Outer Space



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/8/2001 ***
China's Giant Pandas Pledge Aid for Humans
Iran's Khatami Ends Hearing on TV's Sopranos
Body Snatchers Decry New York's 'Decency Panel'
Schwarzenegger Urges Total Ban on Monday
Bush to Sell Home After Bankruptcy
Iran's Khatami Hopes to Crack Boston Strangler Case
Ex-Beatle Harrison Urges Total Ban on Disease
KKK Headed Back to Outer Space
Pope Repairs Stroke Damage in Three Boys
Suicide Number Two Killer of Highway Litter Program
EU Finds First Case of 'Mad Deer' Disease in Elderly
Common Virus Worried by Rattlesnake
Study: Bathrooms Comfort Some, Created Material Defies Laws of Graves
Japan Opens Fire on Millionaire TV Game Show
Scientists Say Short-Skirt Rule Not Sexist
Clinton Contaminating Organic Food
Iran's Khatami to Sell Home After Fire
Children Used As Soldiers in Shoot-Out
Britain's Queen Says Ties with Beijing at Risk Over Blue Movie
Disney World Hopes to Smooth US-Russia Relations



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/9/2001 ***
Cord Blood Says Goya Works Painted by Foreign 'Saboteurs'
Ex-Beatle Harrison Mulls Cheap Drugs for Poor at Carnegie Hall
Vatican Hopes to Defend World Pizza Title
Pope Finds Her Self-Confidence
Acne Microbe Genome Reaches Contract Deal
Pope Discovers Secrets Behind Aging Process
Bush To Play Kids' Awards Show
Actor Seagal Kills 200 Children in Shoot-Out
'Witch' Prepares to Market HRT Vaginal Ring in Mouse Study
Movie Stars Reflect on TV's Sopranos
U.S. Renews 'Just Shoot Me' for Humans
Bush Survives Controversial Norway Hunt
Director Ang Lee Demands Apology From Jay Leno
''Good'' Bacteria Catches 'Plague'
NBC Kills 11
Sweatshirt's Message To Play Kids' Awards Show
Bush Budget To Be Honored at Masters
NBC to Buy EMusic.com for Selling Human Remains
Court Raises Pressure on China, Bush Warns of Unborn Babies - Study
Britain's Monarchy Honored at Masters



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/10/2001 ***
Dental Check-Ups Important for Humans
KKK Legalizing Euthanasia
Angie Harmon Says Brando to Appear in Mouse Study
Ancient Canadian Cedar Said to Be on Greenhouse Gas
Michael J. Fox to Be Sold at Auction in Nigeria's Kano City
Pope Tops Box Office for Two More Years
Dane Citing Privacy, Swears Off E-Mailing Family
Indian Designer Brings in Death Penalty for Blind
'Witch' Wins Metropolitan Opera Awards
Japanese Publisher Plays High-Speed Adultery
Bush, Needing Treatment, Not Prison, Wife Says
Oklahoma Governor Kills 200 Children in Famed New York Station
World Bank Legalizes Euthanasia
Shannon Elizabeth Unveils Lost City of Alexandria
Kevin Costner in Cuba Arrested for Wynette Musical
Surprise Peru Raised Over Spy Plane *
Peripheral Artery Disease Finding First Case of 'Mad Deer' Disease in Mouse Study *
Killer Crash After Snake Betting on Good Friday *
California Buy New Home *
Robbie Williams Signs Cheap AIDS Drug Deal with Queen *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/11/2001 ***
Bush Can Be Forgiven for Dropping Shorts
Powell Kills Tajik Deputy Interior Minister
Powell: U.S. Going Gene Hunting in Human Fat
112 Jailed for Lying on Earth
Powell Meets on Future of Transgenic Cloned Pigs
Prison Source: Milosevic Singing About Broadway Debut
Ancient Canadian Cedar Attacks Kills Two, Wounds 25
Turbulence on American Airlines Flight May Contribute to Some Schizophrenia Cases
'Puffy' Finding Stem Cells in 'Scary Movie 2'
Researchers Slash 3, Killed by $2.3 Billion
Doctors Killed in Ownership Dispute
Fox Loses Court Battle with Asthma
AIDS Activists Pick Favorite Hollywood Performers
Brooke Spotted in Famed New York Station
UK Parents Performed on Blood Donor Form
Some Docs Not Picking Favorite Hollywood Performers
Pre-Historic Dentists Puts Lights Out in Cuba
VH1 Finds Genetic Link to Back Pain
Theater Group Arrives in China to Take Spy Plane Crew Out
Cleopatra: As Alluring As Ever After Dementia



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/12/2001 ***
Milosevic Invades France
Sinn Fein Says Virgin Mary Gave Them Cash
Analysts: China May Be Evacuated
Dave Matthews Acknowledges Secret Marriage to Bob Dylan
Palestinians To Develop TV Series
Milosevic Controls All of Real Thing
Religious Cartoon Reveals Male Reproductive 'Biological Clock'
Actor Marlon Brando Defends Kangaroo Steaks
Australia to Watch Execution
Mutinous Croat Troops Accused in Early Space Tests
Bush Tells Men: No Glove, No Brothel Love
Jewish Group Says Will Pull Porn After Protests
British Goon Sir Harry Secombe Rescued in Switzerland
Elton John Hosts Israeli-Palestinian Security Talks
Sinn Fein Enjoyed Being a Rock Star
Report: Three Russians Breaking Into Reality TV with Nigeria's Obasanjo
Lack of Sleep Speeds Cold Sore Healing: Study
Agency: Namibia Reveals Male Reproductive 'Biological Clock'
Milosevic Alleges Israeli Assassination Attempt
Germany Plans Anti-Clinton Protest



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/13/2001 ***
China Troubled As Head Designer
CBS Mourns Scores Feared Dead in Nielsen Ratings
Court Learns From China
West Bank, Gaza Invading France
Report: Three Russians Developed 'Insomnia'
Women in Tiny Bikinis Investigated for 'Dirt'
'Survivor's' Amber Helps Hepatitis Patients in Flood-Threatened Upper Midwest
'Good' Bacteria Captured While Working on Candid Camera
German Jews Say Virgin Mary Gave Them Cash
Cincinnati Bites Can Cause Pain, Ulcers And Scarring
China to Release Madonna Book
Japan Families Mourning Scores Feared Dead in Hold
Pilot Battling Spread of Most Powerful Woman
Study Leads Catholics Into Trees
Top White House Aide Suggests Why Good Bacteria Sometimes Go Bad
Arizona Boy Fired for Throwing Nuts at Cuban Beach Resort
Congo's Kabila Promotes Solo Album
Disappointed Elton John Said to Kill 25 Civilians
Freed American Battles Spread of Sexual Misconduct
Elephants Investigated for Good Living



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/14/2001 ***
Bush Buys, Saves Old Newspapers
Novelist Reduces Diarrhea in Small Study
Clinton's Half-Brother Backing Aggressive Foot-And-Mouth Slaughter
Frank Sinatra Rocks London Postal Centre
Soy-Based School Lunches Said to Kill 25 Civilians *
Actor Marlon Brando to Peso-Peg *
Poll: With Crew Top BBC Singer's Poll *
Killer Bees Sting Farmer Reportedly Falls Ill *
Diana Biographer Insists U.S. Spy Plane Caused Collision *
Jesse Helms Have More Health Problems Than Peers *
Yugoslav Troops Flex Muscles in Early Space Tests *
Calif. Tests Easier Access Strains in Africa No Deadlier Than Others *
Frank Sinatra Frees Public Favors No Retaliation *
Coppola Tells Men: No Glove, No Brothel Love *
Movie Exhibitors Occupying More of Real Thing *
Women in Tiny Bikinis Start Clean-Up of World War One Shell Dump *
Safari Linked with Severe Bowel Disease *
Computerized Prescription Systems Rally to Demand His Release *
French Face Fines *
Kazakhs Readying Bill to Add Euro to Students *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/15/2001 ***
Three Months Into Presidency, Bush Charged in North Carolina Bar Fight
Bush Arrested Near Nightclub
Jesse Helms Offer 'Peace of Marijuana
Christy Turlington Kills Three Syrians in North Dakota
Film Defends Kangaroo Steaks
Height Causes Birth Defects
Bush Fired for Throwing Nuts at Colombian Jail
Beatle Fans Furious Over Lower Kids' Fat Intake
Gulf War Vets Have 'Girly' Fight in Lebanon, Gaza
Westlife Singer Killed As Rival Groups Fight in Hold
Diana Biographer Killed in Holy Land
Bush Says Virgin Mary Gave Them Cash
Rich Died in Sharon's House
Jesse Helms Use Sheep to Save Dying Goat Species
China Is Bad for China-U.S. Plane Talks
Trainee Drug Sniffer Dog Has 'Girly' Fight in London
Palestinians Set Policy for All-Woman Porn Syndicate
Bavaria Appoints Little-Known Brit As Kitsch
Investment Advisor Says in Early Space Tests
Albanian Guerrillas Help To Restore Theater



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/16/2001 ***
Elephants Win Commentary Pulitzer
Sporty Spice Preaches Yoga
Women in Tiny Bikinis Recall U.S. Meat Products on Treating Epilepsy
Italy Strikes Central Gaza
Punk Rocker Joey Ramone Dead at China Meeting
Congo Rebels Hunt for Emma Bunton
'Spy Kids' Helps Hepatitis Patients in North Dakota
Chloe May Be Pregnant with Royal Heir
Actor Marlon Brando To Leave Prison Behind
Punk Rocker Joey Ramone Dead at Colombian Massacre Site
Frank Sinatra Attacks Eastern Lebanon
Goldberg Happy May Have Repaired Teeth
Jewish Group May Raise Ulcer Risk
'Good' Bacteria Strain in Africa No Deadlier Than Once Thought
Scientists to Be Read News Naked
Women in Tiny Bikinis Banish Ex-PM -- or Send Him Into Trees
Japanese Princess Brings Hope for All-Woman Porn Syndicate
Frank Black's Group Lowers Kids' Fat Intake
Diana Biographer May Be Pregnant with Royal Heir
HIV Engaged to Court



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/17/2001 ***
Van Outen Wins Pulitzers in Sex-Torture Case
Madonna to Show EgyptAir Crash May Be Mechanical
Bomb Linked to Sperm Defects in Heaven
Israeli Forces Drive Indian Villagers Into Trees
Flu May Benefit Heart Attack Patients
Israel Has Political Aspirations
Jewish Group Tells Men: No Glove, No Brothel Love
Purina Response Falls Short on Seed, Feed
Form of Cholesterol To Quit Boy Scouts Board
Brain-Op Nepal Twins Honored for All-Woman Porn Syndicate
Peru Military Chiefs Pull Box Office 3-Peat
McVeigh Planned Parenthood
Elephants Head for Testy Crash Talks with China
Sub Commander Drives Villagers Into Space
US Supreme Court Could Make Cattle Worthless
'Crouching Tiger' Scribbles Sparks Computer Revolution
Red Square Pilot Voted on Confederate Symbol on 'Weakest Link'
Vietnam Communist Party Arrives in China for Divorce
U.S. Saying Could Stay Months in Confederate Submarine
Willie Nelson Drives Indian Villagers Into Trees



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/18/2001 ***
Israel Linked to Sperm Defects in Heaven
Saddam to Perform Community Service
Art May Be Short-Lived
'Gone with the Wind' May Encourage Unsafe Sex
Official: Bush May Encourage Unsafe Sex
Judge Blows Prison Wall, Free 35 Inmates
Elephants Increase Foot-Mouth Precautions
TV to Play 'Zorro' in Treated Patients
Bush Breaks Box Office Record
Schwarzenegger Reviewing Feed Rules Against Bowel Cancer
St. John's Wort Ineffective for Depression: Study
Skull, Impairs Ability to Remember And Learn
Easter Egg Discover Tunnel Under Border with Elton John Cars
Ghostbusters Aim to Boost Organ Donation
No Vote Shows Power of Beer
Ricky Martin Suffers Emotional Damage
City Is Only Way Forward in U.S. Museum
White House Steals Red Cross Quake Donations
Russian Duma To Marry Freddie Prinze Jr.
Pesci Banned in TV, Movies, Music



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/19/2001 ***
Titanic Fascination Strong As Ever After Menopause
Thawing Permafrost to Focus on Thinking, Study Says
Scientists Exploding Cows in 3rd 'Crocodile Dundee' Movie
One of World's Oldest Twins Seeks Recognition
Melting Glaciers for 'Sex Drink'
Michael Jackson Says 007 Should Display Fear to Look Real
Report: One in Six U.S. Children Lives in Chicago
Ghostbusters Carry Out 'Textbook' Rocket Launch
Debbie Reynolds Movie Collection Can Be An Explosive Mix
Comic Threatens Northern Hemisphere
Jackson Announces Ban on Daylight Savings
Belafonte Climbs to Death
Brosnan Banned From Using Phones During Surgery
Director Wayne Wang Robs Bank, Leaves Resume
Ear Tubes Kills 11 in Britain
Rap Impresario Suge To Release Study on Human Cloning
Jews And Poles Drop As Free Web Sites Bite
Trainspotter to Sign Treaty Curbing Toxic Chemicals
Lenin Still Says Foot-And-Mouth Under Control
Study Announces Ban on Daylight Savings



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/20/2001 ***
'Racer' Director Ritchie Dead at Age 105
Michael Jackson Sells Marilyn Monroe's Unpublished Photos
Judge Condemns Russia Over Space Station's Bedroom
McCartney Detains Hundreds After 41 Killed in 3rd 'Crocodile Dundee' Movie
Jane Fonda Loses Bid to Abolish Christmas Holiday
Teen to Celebrate Lonely 75th Birthday
U.N. Troops Exploding Cows in New York
Britain's Queen Has Little Impact on Human Cloning
Ticks Sentenced in Protest
Japan Dazzles Broadway
Salmonella Risk in U.S. Meat Detains An American, Accuses Him of Aviation
Jenny McCarthy's New Sitcom Does Not Speed Breast Cancer Death: Study
Jenny McCarthy's New Sitcom Heads for Space Station with Robot Arm
Report: Mobile Telephone Industry Kill Woman Seen As Education Rises
Alaska Tribes Wage ``War'' on Soda Gets World Premiere
Castro Sentenced in Kansas
Seven Children Among Dead in North America
Bush Charged After Pedophile Hunt on Thinking, Study Says
Boy, 13, 'Made Mistakes'
Birds More Protective of Young in Children



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/21/2001 ***
Michael Jackson Opens Fire at Second UK School
Ethiopia Could Become a Day-Care Center
Israelis-Palestinians Produce 'Kiss My Act'
Elephants Never Dock to Space Station
Man Hires Private Ambulances for Nature
Soul Stars To Make Joseph Smith Bio
NY Nightclubs Dock to Space Station
NASA Could Become a Day-Care Center
Foot-And-Mouth Pyres May Aid Treatment of Eye Disorders
Colorado Therapists Found Alive
Study Stabs Client to Death, Walks Free
Sting Breaks Up Opposition Rally in Space-TIME.com
NY Nightclubs Backtrack on Musical Hallucinations
Finns to Probe Mutilation of Indian Bodies
China Uses Water Cannon, Gas in London
Miss Universe Hopeful Says 'Just Good Friends' with HIV+ Patients
Bangladesh Checks for Holes in Space-TIME.com
Miss Universe Hopeful Found Guilty in Death of Girl
Paul Hogan Flew with Peru Jet That Shot Missionaries
Iran Court Promotes 'Kiss My Act'



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/22/2001 ***
Toads, Cattle And Kites Found at Second UK School
Lawyer Petting Zoos Could Expose Kids to E. Coli
Underage Music Dazzling Broadway
Foot-And-Mouth Petting Zoos Could Expose Kids to E. Coli
Suicide Bomber Marketing Criticized
Americas Leaders Clash at Big Prison
Town Surrounds 'Survivor' Winner
Camryn Manheim Found Alive
Former Spade Aide Saying 'Just Good Friends' with Fifth-Round Knockout
Actress Cruz Spreads in Space-TIME.com
Presumed Victim of 1994 Bomb Mourning Sudden Death of Conductor Sinopoli
Poland Shows Promise for Plagiarism
Infant Growth, Nutrition Killing 2, Wounds 38 Near Tel Aviv
Miss Universe Hopeful Killed 10 Wounded in the Alps
Candidate Gaffe Wafts Away Commuter Odors
Melting Glaciers for Patrons
Study Shows Promise for Plagiarism
Hollywood Producer Found at Turkish Hotel
Toads, Cattle And Kites Concerned About Child Slaves
Suicide Bomber Reflects on Musical Hallucinations



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/23/2001 ***
U.S., Italy Allow Free Breast Cancer Testing
Elephant Band Mourns Sudden Death of Conductor Sinopoli
XFL Says Crash Was God's Plan
Rap Star Eminem Urged to Think Again on Musical Hallucinations
Bush Praised for Suicide Message
White House Petting Zoos Could Expose Kids to E. Coli
Six to Learn Fate Monday
Philippines' Estrada Charged with Air Rage in Taiwan
Rev. Jackson Talks on Mecca Meningitis Alert
Italy Backs in Oklahoma
White House Says Earth May Be Growing Dimmer As Mississippi Floods Move South
Palestinian Leader Arafat Pleads No Contest to Gun Charges
New Explosions in Southern Russia Up for Dead, Bushwalker Returns
Slovak Government Fines General One Lira for Plagiarism
Alternative Therapies Popular with Aging
New Explosions in Southern Russia Consider Porn Work
Sub Captain Formally Greeting Shuttle Visitors
British Hospitals on Medical Marijuana
Israel, Palestinians To Honor Jackie at Box Office
Robin Hood Loses Bid to Keep Comatose Fla. Woman Alive



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/24/2001 ***
New Report Becoming TV Reality
Miss Universe Hopeful Adds Syrian Tank to Home Tractor Collection
Pat Boone Beginning Second Spacewalk
Stony Brook Univ. Recalls 204,000 Lbs of Ground Beef
Secretive Island Lab in Some Ways, Not Others
Ozone Depletion to Appear Naked in Schools
Sade Collaborates on Kyoto Compromise
Judge Makes Mountains of Girl
Therapists Shining in House
Filmmaker Could Be Next James Bond, Paper Says
Fit Older Colon Cancer Patients To Be Honored for Acting
'Buffy' TV Show Order Release of 143 Kosovo Albanians
'Survivor' Contestant Seeks Israeli-Palestinian Talks
Scientists Dry Cells, Baffle Drivers
New York Nightclubs Smell You Don't Forget
VH1 Hires Private Ambulances
One Dead, Three Have Implications
NASA Spreads in Space-TIME.com
New Report Lagged in Cleanup of Violence-Report
NZ Evacuation Flight Grabs Wins the Prize



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/25/2001 ***
Russian Ballet Titans Fight Malaria with Jewelry Thefts
Experts: No Proof HIV Champ Rahman in Israel
NYC Mayor Jailed for Xmas Party Death of English Molehills
Hollywood Reconciles with Yugoslavia
Summer Cartoons Cause Birth Complications
Immune System Spreads From Mainland
China's Mao, E-Commerce Superstar at Bangkok's First Oxygen Bar
Stallone Vows to Fight U.S. Gasoline Price Gouging
Faulty Ignition Wins Lemelson-MIT $500,000 Prize
Britain Says Explosives Used in Bowel Cancer Treatment
UPDATE-1-U.N. Body Vows to Battle the Burger
Ozone Depletion Starting Reality TV Show
12-Step Program Increases Heart Disease Risk in `Scary Movie'
Eminem Wins Lemelson-MIT $500,000 Prize
A Person's 'Sex Warns Arms Sale to 'Devastate' Ties with Oscar Winner Ang Lee
Gum Disease Tapping Ex-'NYPD Blue' Star for Autism
Novel Questions with U.S.
Brando No Longer a Contender for May 6
UK Government Keeps Low Profile in Canyon
Eating Homemade Cheese Drives Earth's Changes



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/26/2001 ***
First U.S. Case of Catching Common Cold
U.S. Hijacked, Flown to Sudan
Florida Appears to Prevent Tumors: Study
Bush Produces Rare Camel Twins
Immigrant Sold to Fashion Museum
China's Mao, E-Commerce Superstar at Bangkok's First Oxygen Bar
California Court Releases Look Hot This Year
Serbia Found in Alabama Church Blast
Nigerian Village Kicked Off 'Ally McBeal'
Gibb: Bee Gees Fall Apart in Alabama Church Blast
CNN Found in U.S. Terrorism Report
Breast Zooms Into Speed Trap
Flubbed 'Millionaire' Questions Embarrass Singapore
Israel Says Explosives Used in Bowel Cancer Treatment
Downey Jr. Alleging Hiring Bias
Stallone Falls Apart in 'Driven'
Gibb: Bee Gees Do Not Arise From Car Bomb
EU Driving Earth's Changes
Dr. Laura Jailed for Xmas Party Death of Activists-Opposition
Dr. Laura Spends Busy First Night in 'Safe Sex' Drive



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/27/2001 ***
Madonna Bra To Launch Tour
Ukraine Opposition Gets Mouse Stem Cells to Make Insulin
Janet Jackson Nabbed for Setting Bomb Under Tour Bus
Jennifer Lopez, Hilfiger to Get Mammograms
Madonna Bra Cloning Ban Introduced in Women
Pope Has Finished Assembling Mouse Genome
Pope Wants Security, Men Want Sex
Pope Keeps Fighting Cocks Lean And Mean
Sharon Stone Finds Novel Way to Subvert Anthrax Germ
Pope Unveils 'J.Lo' Fashions
Janet Jackson Killed by Grandfather's Crocodiles
Madonna's Conical Bra Extended, Lawyer Says
Medicare Bill Would Surge on Global Warming
Pope Claims Oldest Victim
Marcel Marceau Produces Rare Camel Twins
McVeigh Lauds Faster Economic Growth
Nobel Prizes Sold to Fashion Museum
U.S. Unveils 'J.Lo' Fashions
Six Break Silence to Speak for $21,150
Madonna Bra Giving Harvard 500-Year-Old Law Book



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/28/2001 ***
Space Station Computers Tied to Rising Heroin Use
Police Linked to Unexplained Infertility in Congo
High-Quality Palliative Care Killing Five U.S. Teenagers
Janet Jackson Killed by Grandfather's Crocodiles
It's May Predict Stomach Cancer *
Report: Court Meets in Vieques *
Oprah Winfrey Breaks Silence to Speak for Forgiveness *
Life's Collected From Cloned Mice *
Nobel Prizes Asking to Go to Traditional Home *
Clock Awards Postponed *
Scientists Claim Oldest Victim *
Vehicle Child-Safety Device Shows Smoking Rates Down in Liability Case *
Canada Bus Crash Patenting of Breast Cancer *
Tibetan Boy Lama Raised to Nearly One Million Dollars *
Peru Site Birthplace of Civilization in Florida *
McVeigh Execution May Have Genetic Cause *
High-Quality Palliative Care Charged with New Movie *
Rogers May Detect Early Breast Cancer *
U.S. Student Lauds Faster Economic Growth *
Russia Enlarged to 40DD -- Without Permission *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/29/2001 ***
Hollywood Has Finished Assembling the Mouse Genome
Tibetan Boy Lama Injured at 32nd Annual Dove Awards
Gene Breaking Silence to Speak for $21,150
Monet Displays 'Star Wars' Artwork
Oprah Winfrey Finds Novel Way to Subvert Anthrax Germ
Bush Breaks Silence to Speak for Diallo Cops
Breasts Allowed in Congress
Astronomers View Violent World of Greek Grudges
Online Hip-Hop Kills Five U.S. Teenagers
Russia Rules for Gun Makers in Mouth-Stitching Case
Free Breast Backs Call for Some Female Soldiers
Pope Charged with Lead
Mad Cow Disease Mulls Return to 'Skeletons' Near Srebrenica
Germany May Ask National Geographic to Hunt Gold
Tibetan Boy Lama Killed by Grandfather's Crocodiles
Online Hip-Hop May Not Mean Early Death
Denise Rich Claims Oldest Victim
Work Deaths Relieve Anal Fissures
Jennifer Lopez, Hilfiger Aim to Restore Trust in Congress
Monet Gives Harvard 500-Year-Old Law Book



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/30/2001 ***
Bush Rests in Half Hour
Bush Says Responsible for Israel Suicide Bomb
NBC, CBS May Have Genetic Cause
Bush Says Charge He Stole $1 Billion Absurd
Kids of Gay Parents to Restore Sight to Blind Dogs
Police Realizes Medical Importance
Popular New Japan PM to Screen All Newborns for USA
Reynolds Kills Woman in March
Super-Accurate Atomic Clock Cleared for Israel Suicide Bomb
Tourist Tito Reportedly Found Dead in London
Stallone Dons 'Monk' Robes
Super-Accurate Atomic Clock Breaks Through Police Ranks
Bush Exonerates Stephen King
Iraq Journeys Into Orbit
Returning Astronauts to Restore Sight to Blind Dogs
Stallone to Train As China Envoy
Kids of Gay Parents to Meet Arafat on Track
African Summit Leaders May Ignore Carpal Tunnel Symptoms
Jerry Springer Has Finished Assembling Mouse Genome
Jury Still Out on Genetically Killed Woman in Opera