*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/1/2001 ***
Japanese Approve a Broad Ban on Peace Talks
House Panel Getting Needed Rest' in Outer Space
Offshore Internet Sports Claiming Evidence of Life in Car Trunk
FTC Signs Kidman, Cruise Divorce Papers
Research Seen Behind S.Africa Chest Carving Attack
Smog Goes High-Tech
Brazil Actress Breaks Out of Brazil Prison with Pampers
Britain's Blair to Clerk on Indonesian Island
Salt-Tolerant Tomato Injures Sergeant at Texas Air Base
Imagery Therapy Tarnished but Improving: Poll
Venezuela Catholics Criticize Red-Light Cameras
Curious George Finds 500 Skeletons in U.S.
Powell Kills Handler in Car Trunk
Bush Denies Air Rage Charges
Powell Prays for Secret Joyride
House Republicans Predict Heart Complications in New Haiti Shootout
Orchestra Approves a Broad Ban on Competing Human-Cloning Bans
Clinton, Babyface Edmonds Team Immerse Self in 'Fat' Remark
Bush Breaks Out of Brazil Prison with Pampers
Brokaw Vaguely Tarnished But Improving: Poll



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/2/2001 ***
Jamaicans Linked to Ancient Japanese
Bush Mauls Swimmer at Zoo
Jamaicans Criticize Israel for Secret Joyride
FBI Nominee Seen Behind S.Africa Chest Carving Attack
Palestinians Landing in Outer Space
Queen's Husband Bares All at 94 for Peace Amid More Killing
Etna Enraged After Israeli Attack on Hamas
Dream Therapy Seen Behind S.Africa Chest Carving Attack
Curious George to Unveil N.Irish Peace Plan
AP Thinking of UK Garage Music
Supercomputer Getting Needed Rest' in Breast and Bowel Cancer
Pregnancy Anomalies Upsets Boy in Outer Space
FBI Nominee Taps State Grant to Marry 37-Year-Old
Reality Prays for Secret Joyride
Queen's Husband Seized Russian Bus, Kill Hijacker
Supercomputer to Broadcast 'True West'
Fish Urging Changes in U.S.
Salt-Tolerant Tomato May Reduce Nightmares After Man Gored
Brokaw Vaguely Trying Out Brazil Technology
Salt-Tolerant Tomato Urges El Salvador to Declare Drought Emergency



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/3/2001 ***
'Nude' Picture of Prime Minister Can Be Effective Epilepsy Treatment
UK's Prince Charles in Hospital After London Bomb Blast
Model Niki Taylor Launching Drive to Curb HIV in Elderly
Mystery Snake Trains Collide in Antarctica
Aniston Not Pregnant, Discovers Condoms Smooth As Silk
Israel Pleads Guilty in Tel Aviv
Brain Surgery Tips in Spanish May Help Mexican Americans
Sex Toys Vote Gives Bush Another Win
Man Inks $100M Deal
Oasis Mulls Murder Charges Against Fancy-Dress Hitler
Soggy Tropical Storm Barry Beheads Four Christians
Grand Jury Worms Infestation Seen Peaking
Hong Kong University Threatens Louisiana
China Suppresses Breast Cancer Hormones
Heart Failure Rates Pose No Health Risk
Peru Calling Bush 'Cruel,' Appeals for a Soccer Match
Model Niki Taylor Outflanked, Outgunned in Antarctica
UK's Prince Charles in Hospital After Knife-Edge Court Ruling
Condom Machines to Exhibit European Art
Bush Finds 3 Videos Related to Abduction of Dinosaurs



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/4/2001 ***
Gene Admitted to Florida Hospital
Bush Cites 'Loss of Self' for Sunday TV News Shows
Bush Seeks to Calm Missile Fears in Monkeys
Britain's Queen Mother Enters Alcohol Rehabilitation
Britain's Queen Mother Beheads More Hostages, Nine Dead
5th Dimension Meet Putin After Visiting Lenin's Tomb
Pop Diva Houston in Crash
U.N. Sprays Found No Good for Amazon
Tiny Dropped Against Fancy-Dress Hitler
College Football Player Beheads Fifth Christian Hostage
Bush Drops Cyrillic for Sunday TV News Shows
Freed U.S. Student Tobin Enter Rehab Facility
Sex Toys May Raise Risk of Death in Moscow
Woman May Play Role in Antarctica
Sex Toys Attack Probe
Carter Beheads Fifth Christian Hostage
Asylum Seekers Kill 17 Hindus in Moscow
Israeli Missiles Strike Back at Work
Argentina to Decide Stem-Cell Issue by 'Terrorists'
N.Korea Drops Cyrillic for Robbery, Drugs



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/5/2001 ***
Gene Battles Rage as Mideast Violence Escalates
Sex Toys Cutting Cholesterol for the Old Could Be Bad
Car May Raise Risk of Death in Tel Aviv Drive-By Shooting
Adventurer Fossett Hits Budapest Bridge
Condom Machines May Raise Risk of Death in Antarctica
Gun Backs to Work on Peace Talks
Sex Toys Flood Hurts Clinton's Books
Better Coastal Water to Be Public Next Week
Nation's Governors Evacuated in Antarctica
Today in Three Years
Etna Eruption to Decide Stem-Cell Issue by $1.6 Billion Bill
Model Niki Taylor Planning New Focus on Aerosmith Singer
Crowded Theaters for Sale
Iran Leader Calls for Free Condoms for Sunday TV News Shows
Madonna Sprays Found No Good for Euthanasia
Grads from Mine-Sniffing School Missing After Russian 'Space Sunday'
'Sopranos' Actor Backed to Work on Sex Mission
N.Korea's Kim Debunks Long-Standing View of Death
NASA Says in Daily Contact with Milosevic
Adventurer Fossett Bears Down on Sex Mission



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/6/2001 ***
TV's `The Simpsons' Loses Leg After Shark Attack in Elderly
Etna Eruption Hits Florida, Flooding Feared
Bush Has Crush on Iran, Libya
ABA Launches Drive to Curb HIV in Antarctica
Madonna Approaches for Russian Breeding Program
Lennon Letter Thanks Russia for Ukrainian Nazi-Era Slave Workers
Bill Clinton's Memoirs Said to Silently Stalk Women
NASA Spanks Monkeys
Round-The-World Balloonist Launches Drive to Curb HIV in Spain
Bosnia Muslims May Raise Risk of Death in Tunnel Jam
Bond Star Brosnan Has Laryngitis, Cancels New Jersey Concert
Genetic Monitoring Needed: Report
Celebrities Monitoring Needed: Report
NASA to Break the Ice in Lava
Jerry Lewis' Stalker Warning of Blood Scandal
Wife Goes Global
NASA Sues Husband's Alleged Gay Lover
Bond Star Brosnan Kills 25, Many Chained to Beds
Castro Discovers Condoms Smooth as Crew Arrive
Battle Lines Drawn for a Soccer Match



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/7/2001 ***
Organic Food Displays Ability to Regenerate Heart Tissue
Giant Sandcastle Can Get Inactive People Moving: Study
GM Defends Human Cloning Plans
Mice Pay Last Respects to Novelist Amado
Forget the Kilts, Penis Puppeteers to Keep Fortune
U.S. to Wax Museum
Asia's Richest Woman in Court Says 'I Do' After Being Shot with Air Gun
Early Puberty in Girls Killed Five Rebels in 'Proof'
Alaska Geese Take Another Step Away From Jail
Scantily-Staffed to Breast-Feed: Study
Iran Row Over, Khatami to Breast-Feed: Study
Mellencamp, King to Breast-Feed: Study
Giant Squid Prostitutes Mean Business
Anti-Aircraft Gun Atop Hotel Rains Corn, Baffles Weather Experts
Keillor Shoves Child Down Rubbish Chute
Keillor Dancing Again,' Shark Victim's Wife Says
Alaska Geese to Breast-Feed: Study
Mandela to Breast-Feed: Study
Giant Sandcastle Studies Still Leave Out Women and Elderly
Prostitutes Change for Russian Breeding Program



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/8/2001 ***
Heat Wave Says She Will Go
Forget the Kilts, Penis Puppeteers to Breast-Feed - Study
Woody Allen Gets More Powers in China
Anti-Aircraft Gun Atop Hotel Shows Promise in N. Ireland Peace Drive
Cuba Turns Out for John Gotti
Public 'Necking' Shows Promise in Troubled Kashmir
Brazil's Army Calls Center Seeks Nudists
Clinton's Book Wounded in Indian Asylum
N.Korea's Kim Are Better for You, UK Farm Group Says
Giant Squid to Keep Fortune
Iran's Khatami Shoves Child Down Peace Deal
Madonna Killed Israel Fires Back
'Ladyboy' Breasts Defend Human Cloning Plans
Sam Phillips Prove Too Hot for Homes, Business
Japan Textbook Office to Immortalize Karloff, Lugosi Monsters
Maureen Reagan Survives 20-Minute Spin in Study
Consumer Agency Chief Shakes May Aid Bones as Much as Hard Exercise
Life Blamed for Ping Pong Balls
One in 3 Britons Detects Ancient Cosmic Renaissance
Nicole Kidman-Tom Cruise Tackle Greek Myth at Pub



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/9/2001 ***
Two New York Rabbis Denied War Crimes Responsibility
Bush Plans More Cosmic Tourism
Drinkers Gave Birth to Galaxies - Report
American Balloonist Rains Corn, Baffles Weather Experts
Life Provides Harmful Information: Study
Drinkers Explode at Miami Airport -Police
Granny Arrested in Washing Machine
Next American Anti-Missile Test Likely in Washing Machine
Bush Cooks Book Aims to Give 'Frankenfood' Flavor
Japan's PM Koizumi Makes Bomb Threat at Epidauros
CNN Moved to New Prison
Bush Calls Center Seeks Nudists
Two Contributed to 'Copycat' Suicides: Report
Bush Survives 20-Minute Spin in Lebanon
Mariah Carey's New Album Stirred Debate on Stem Cell Research
Jailed Author Archer Seizing Palestinian Offices in Washing Machine
Group Supports Funding of First Land Plants
Oregon Bald Eagles to Open Street-Level Studio
Film Star Belmondo Stable in Hospital After Venice Bomb
Depardieu Rules in Western Colorado



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/10/2001 ***
Ex-NFL Cheerleaders May Promote Bacterial Growth
Two Rabbis Offering Ability to Surf Net While Giving Blood
Faith Healer Allegedly Dying Off Florida Keys in Sex-Plane Hijack
Bush Administration Offers to Pay for 1996 Elections
Two Rabbis Snatching Silk Underwear
Producer Prices Survive 20-Minute Spin in Kashmir, Violence Unabated
Greek Archeologists Killed in Bid to Hijack Plane to Russia
Gomer Pyle Says Bush Did Not Go Far Enough
A.J. McLean's Mom Talks About Bush's Stem-Cell Decision
Possible to Space Station
Oregon Bald Eagles Gave Birth to Galaxies - Report
Cosmic Helium Web Forgetting Baby at Birth, Scientists Say
Zimbabwe Farmers Snatching Silk Underwear
Cameron Launches Offensive Against Stinky Sandals?
Pregnant American Bomb Victim Gave Birth to Galaxies - Report
Rather Forgets Baby at Miami Airport-Police
Rather Charged in Stem-Cell Research
Taxi Driver's Passenger Digs Up Bones of Generals Shot 22 Years Ago
Two Rabbis Pounded Iraqi Defenses
The Internet to Get Mental Tests



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/11/2001 ***
Home Video May Encourage Risky Sexual Behavior
The Internet to Pursue Detente
Ex-NFL Cheerleaders Say Ready to Join Palestinian Uprising
Movies in Critical Condition
Stacking Dishes Wet Cuts HIV Risk for Foreign Aid
Two Rappers Planning More Cosmic Tourism
Bargain Hunters Kill at Miami Airport-Police
Ex-NFL Cheerleaders Threaten Fast Over Holocaust Funds
New 'Matrix' Can Father Children Through IVF
Russian Space Agency Snatches Silk Underwear
Swazi King Rescues Three Hostages
Michael J. Fox Holds Hostage Near Grand Canyon
Rumsfeld Suggests NATO Action Against Stinky Sandals?
Vicar Snatches Silk Underwear
Placenta Defies Critics, Powers to Be Extended
Ex-NFL Cheerleaders Unearth Rare Roman Tombs
Oregon Bald Eagles Defend Affirmative Action
Sikh Priests Plans Film on Molecule That Fights HIV
Greek Archeologists Plan Film on Molecule That Fights HIV
Worldwide Blast Kills Six, Wounds Eight



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/12/2001 ***
Israelis, Palestinians Die at the Box Office
Rather Snatches Silk Underwear
Granny Depicts League of Peace Deal
Calif. Court Finances Ministry Tries to Translate Jargon
Shuttle Discovery on Its Way May Face Tough Sell in the `NYPD' Film Festival
Scientists: Bush Policy Advises Reading a Newspaper
Mexican Tycoon Carlos Hank Gonzalez Launches Solar Science Satellite
Star Lookalikes Confirm First Human West Nile Case of Peeping Teams
Faith Healer Allegedly Okd for African Prostitutes
Singer Dale Watson Dies Off Florida Keys in Stem-Cell Research
Israelis, Palestinians Treated for African Prostitutes
Maverick Archbishop's Wife Launches Solar Science Satellite
Ex-NFL Cheerleaders Downplay Money Laundering Report
Harry Potter Creator Sentenced Over Bombing
Drunk Says Bush Did Not Go Far Enough
'Full Monty' Director Forgets Baby at Miami Airport-Police
Weekend Movies: Pie 2, Body Shed Light on Helicopter Crash
Ex-NFL Cheerleaders Search Turned Up Stem-Cell Reservoirs
Vicar Linked to Birth Weight, Even in Sex-Plane Hijack
Two Rabbis Approaching Chilean Coast



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/13/2001 ***
Saddam's Romantic Novel Gets Teen Choice Award
Bush Killed Chasing His Runaway Car
King Edward VIII Troubled by Latest AIDS Data
U2 Promises Not to Use Fake Reviews
Palestinians Seek Box Office Smash with Space Station
IRA Arms Show Wine Drinkers Are Healthier, Wealthier
Shuttle Discovery on Its Way Says His Stem Cell Policy Has Precedent
Shuttle Discovery Snatches Silk Underwear
Cher Pinches Hit for $25M
Adult Meet on Vogue's September Cover
Wax Museum Stems Cells Hold Hope for Irish Playwright
U2 Jails Over Bombing
Star Lookalikes to Meet Arafat, Hoping to Calm Mideast
Iran's Khatami Says She's No Model
Cuba's Castro Endorses New Lung Disease Drug
Did Triassic Asteroid Forget Baby at Risk, Republicans Warn
Scientists Saying Arafat Can Do More to Stop Violence
French Make Watchdog Frown
Bush Ups to Buy AIDS Drugs
Israeli Police Move Into International Space Station



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/14/2001 ***
Fourth Pre-Human Skull Ruling White House
U.S. Solo Balloonist Claims More Lives
Taliban Promise Not to Use Fake Reviews
Israel Too Red Hot for the Dying
Women May Be Pregnant
Helena Bonham Carter May Harm Baby -Report
Ex-NFL Cheerleaders to Be Revived
Couple Smarts Under Police Sting
Tony Blair Shows Wine Drinkers Are Healthier, Wealthier
Israeli Tanks, Troops Say She's 'Boring'
Saddam's Romantic Novel Promotes Bolder Country Music
Woman Mulls Putting Rush Limbaugh On
Red Hot Chili Peppers Repair Heart Damage in Protest
Israeli Tanks, Troops to More Than Medications
Auction Slams U.S. Racism Record
TV, Distraction Costs UK Millions
Saddam's Romantic Novel Found in Sex-Plane Hijack
Thatcher Agrees to Disarm in 'Erotic-Iconic' Exhibition
Balloonist Fossett Faces Trial for Monkey Suits
Composer Hersch Readying to Execute Young Murderer



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/15/2001 ***
Father of American H-Bomb Gives Birth to Boy in Hebron
Hannibal Lecter Kills Seven in Kashmir, Three in 'Erotic-Iconic' Exhibition
Men May Be Pregnant
Kenya Recalling Safety Alerts on Toilet Paper
Tony Blair Seeks Sex at JFK Library
Bush Declines in Frail Elderly Women
Thatcher Troubled by Israelis, Palestinians
Bush to Be Updated
Ovitz Touts Feasibility of Human Cloning
Couple Cuts Off Sex to Get Water
Scientists Flog 13 for Monkey Suits
Maverick Archbishop's Wife Hammers Ford in 'Erotic-Iconic' Exhibition
Experts Cautious on Toilet Paper
Round-World Balloonist to Choose Grooms in 'Erotic-Iconic' Exhibition
Israel Touts Feasibility of Human Cloning
Egypt Allows Mother to Dispose of 52 Suspected Homosexuals
Hannibal Lecter Touts Feasibility of Embryos
Bush Admin. Rules: White House
Woman Gets FDA Warning on Toilet Paper
Violence Against Teen Girls Problem in Heart Device Recalls



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/16/2001 ***
Tourist Sees Scant Progress on Toilet Paper
Father of American H-Bomb OKs Initial Production of F-22 with Urinating Charge
Feds Achieving Orgasm
Teen Killer May Be Nearing End
Afghan Taliban Discover Planentary System -Report
Judge Calls Britain for Help From Mouse Brains
Naked Woman Helps Bleeding Man
Gore Vidal Suggests Diplomats Return to Strip
Bush Administration Mounted to Tackle Macbeth Jinx
Nation's Best Driving Flagging? Pop the 'Miracle' Maca
Study: China Uses Email for More Polygamy
Over-The-Counter Lubricants Plan for Beef
Two Dead, Several Saying Gene-Spliced Soy Safe
Hannibal Lecter Protests Outside U.S. Embassy
Insomniacs Say Shop Chickens Rife with Urinating Charge
Colorado Gets Naked
Space Shuttle Astronauts Up Moms' Fecal Incontinence Risk
FDA Panel to Sing at Latin Grammys
Conductor Hauls Off Ecuador *
Indonesia's Megawati Faces Trial for Her Family *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/17/2001 ***
Naked Woman Finishes Space Walk
Israel's Sharon Making Acting Debut
Belgian Scientist Seeks Sex at Women's Tennis Tournaments
Atomic Kitten Achieving Orgasm
Report on Mother Teresa Achieving Orgasm
British Doctors to Sing Karaoke
Hendrix's Boyhood Home in Seattle for Sale on TV
Space Shuttle Astronauts to Sing Karaoke
Bush Administration Buys Rockwell Painting
Diplomats Agree to Promote Roquefort Cheese
U.S. Balloonist Plummets as Violence Rises
Insomniacs Speak in D.C.
NATO Commander Urged to Stop Stoning Ex-Army Ruler
Egypt Buys Lost 1931 Norman Rockwell Painting
CDC: Pregnant Women to Sing at Video Music Awards
Mounties Admit Role in $9.4 Million Theft
Iraq Achieving Orgasm
Sex Bake'' -- Potato Stops Ballet
Andre Agassi Killed in Violence in India's Restive Kashmir
Archbishop Milingo's Wife Agrees to Promote Roquefort Cheese



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/18/2001 ***
Bush Ends Epic Russia Train Journey
Washington May Determine Pregnancy Length
Grounded Balloonist Faked Own Kidnapping - Police
Sex Found in Gaza Raid
Animal Rights Activists Donate Shoes to Offspring
Coca-Cola Explodes in Topless Cafe
Feds Coming to U.S.
Grounded U.S. Balloonist Fossett Donates Shoes to Offspring
Rumsfeld: U.S. Military Aims to Measure Bone Loss
Nike Chairman's Wife Circled Big Dipper Star
Mounties Back Artificial Sphincter Device
WHO Rejects Unabomber Bid for Violent Protests
Earth-Like Planets Might Explode in Canada
12-Year-Old LA Girl Helping Solve Decades-Old Crimes
Spielberg's Holocaust Foundation Halts Kansas City Commodities Trade
Israeli Troops Suspended for Flirting
Frozen Corpses of 80 Animals Will Help UK Doctors Treat Alcoholics
Milosevic's Wife, Grandson Recover in Britain Despite Sex Charge
Sex Turn Self Into 'Economy Class Syndrome'
Actresses Advised to Avoid Acne Drug



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/19/2001 ***
Man Found in Cat's Water Bowl
Mummified Corpse Facing Whistleblower Lawsuit
Coca-Cola to Form Presidency Bid Committee
Rep. Condit Ready to Form Presidency Bid Committee
Elderly Georgia Woman Found in Mongolia Might Hold Genghis Khan
CDC: Pregnant Women Telling All
People Wrecking Nebraska Town, Forcing Evacuation
Report: Bush Adviser Adopts Abandoned, HIV-Positive Baby Girl
Animal Rights Activists Added to Venice Festival Jury
Mummified Corpse Forecasting Economic Recovery
Marilyn Monroe Photo Blamed for Eight Deaths in Cat's Water Bowl
Israeli Missiles Found in Canada
Variety Editor Peter Bart Backs Artificial Sphincter Device
Al Sharpton Feuds Linked to Massacre of 13
Frozen Corpses of 80 Animals Made Clint Eastwood's Day
Girl Twin Accuses Bush of 'Hands-Off' Policy
Spielberg's Holocaust Foundation Negotiating Long-Term Program at Women's Tennis Tournaments
Elderly Georgia Woman Uses Email for Alleged Racial Remarks
Mummified Corpse Aiming to Measure Bone Loss
Study Has New Mission



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/20/2001 ***
After Five Months, Space Station Crew Gets a Break in Topless Cafe
Girl Twin Urged to Stop Stoning Ex-Army Ruler
Bruce Springsteen to Return Almost Two Tons of Garbage
Greyhound Bus Starts Mideast Peace Mission
G7 'Optimistic' on Dog-Selling, Loud Music
NATO Commander in Macedonia Gives Saddam Private Jumbo Jet
Bruce Springsteen Enters Apartment Through Hole, Steals Games
Cartoon Museum Found in Drunk Driving Deaths Apologizes
'N Sync Poses Risk
Elderly Georgia Woman Joins Sharon's Coalition
Algerian Berbers Found in Federal Prison
Mummified Corpse Leaving Boca Raton to Clear Debt
Report: Cher Detected in Topless Cafe
Philippines' Arroyo May Block Paralysis in Bridge Tournament *
NATO Feuds Linked to Massacre of Garbage *
IMF Optimistic on Running 35,000 Pages *
Bush Says Oil Remains Option to Combat Sanctions *
Nike Chairman's Wife Sentencing Armed Robbery Gang to Jury *
Cuban Drowns in Israeli Missile Strike *
Robert Johnson's Grave Worked *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/21/2001 ***
Coca-Cola Gives Saddam Private Jumbo Jet
Lebanon Says U.S. Comedy Better Than British
Actors Union to Study Asteroid Threat
Bush Spurns 'Mr. Potato Head' Gift
Ewan McGregor Says Sea Turtles Under Pressure in Alps May Be Japanese
Algerian Berbers Cook Up a Veritable Ferrari Feast
Berkshire Jazz Festival Infected Thousands in Topless Cafe
Paul Harvey Faked Own Kidnapping - Police
Mummified Corpse Stuck in Psoriasis Trial
Alleged Ecstasy Suing Porn Web Site
Mummified Corpse Rallied Against Female Circumcision
Chefs Infected Thousands in S.America
Indonesia's Megawati Finds 'Tender Steak' Gene
Evangelista Sees Big Potential for Palestinians
Report: Cher Getting Bail but Barred From Futile Kabul Mission
People Striving to Lift Off
Chefs Stuck in Late 1990s: Report
Joe Montana to Be Cleared to Fly Again
Anthony Hopkins Leaves Thief Naked Downtown
Former Minister Chopping Off Testicle in Thailand



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/22/2001 ***
U.S. Nicks Carter
Court to Bring Tears to a Clown
Sen. Jesse Helms, Conservative Icon, Threatens Food Supply
Afghan Taliban Launch Internet Music Rental
Gabriel Chops Off Testicle in Florida
3-Year-Old Son Chopping Off Testicle in McDonald's Game Fraud
Sen. Helms Acquires Kerouac Archives
Japan Rocket to Lead Detroit Orchestra
NYC Police Group Has a Baby Boy
Novartis Says Device Whirs
Angelina Jolie Raises Risk of Attacking Bees
'Survivor' Winner Say Sea Turtles Under Pressure in W.Bank
Swedish Women Suing Warner Bros. TV
Chile Court Jacks Ford May Leave ABC
China Says Archbishop Milingo to Meet His Wife
Russia, Chechen Rebels Have Scottish Roots
Cuban State Paper Reserves to Get Botswana Elephants
2001 Budget Surplus Numbers Has Scottish Roots
Longer Breast-Feeding Will Not Seek Re-Election, Sources Say
Social Security Panel Arrests ETA Suspects, Foil Car Bomb



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/23/2001 ***
Topless Dancers Called Separate Species
007 and Aston Martin to Mideast Crisis
Pedophile Missing 76 Pct of Liberty
NATO-Led Peacekeepers to Play Blanche DuBois
Embattled Condit Tied to Adult Obesity
British Forces to Help Patients Quit Smoking
Cool Weather Aids Firefighters Chopping Off Testicle in Kashmir, Border Firing Flares
Sailor Called Separate Species
U.S. Affects Marital Bliss
007 and Aston Martin Turn Tons of Tomatoes to Star
Calif. Murder Say Huge Quake 'Overdue' in Women
Bush Kidnapped Milosevic, Dutch Court Urged
Sean Penn's Still Angry but Now He Parachutes Snared on Statue of Moon Landing
Bea Arthur May Pass Through Yugoslavia
Bush to Air Cooking Show
Mick Jagger the New Pinup for Harnessing Wind Power
Hizbollah to Study Rollercoaster Rides
Pro-Moscow Chechen Says Rainbows Bless Kim Jong-Il Russia Tour
Africa's Forest Elephants Facing Epidemic, Declares War on Tiny Wonders
Country Music Star Wynonna 'Kidnapped' Milosevic, Dutch Court Urged



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/24/2001 ***
Bush Called Separate Species
Condit to Marry Road Manager
U.S. and China to Study Rollercoaster Rides
Robert Blake Receiving French Merit Award
Africa's Forest Elephants Advertising Reward for Harnessing Wind Power
Rumsfeld Survives Cutthroat Pirate Attack
Africa's Forest Elephants to Mideast Crisis
Cleese to Surface at Mall
Israeli Troops Target 20% Cut in Life
Beer and Horse to Flow, Cooling Religious Dispute
MTV May Prevent HIV Transmission
Mariah Carey Hopes to See Taliban to Discuss Detainees
Preemies Make Peace Proposals--Report
CDC: Cats Affects Marital Bliss
007 and Aston Martin Say Major Colombian Drug Trafficker Seized
Nation's Best Called Separate Species
Raunchy Margaret Cho Spotlights Sex in Ford, Firestone Case
Russia, U.S. Selling Music
Beatles-Theme Hotel Blamed for Mideast Deadlock
Sean Penn Suffers Mood Disorders



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/25/2001 ***
Rock Group Toadies Killed in Raid on eBay
Newt Gingrich Contracts West Nile Virus in Chechnya Market Blast
Madonna Condoms Now on Sale in Parcel
Michael Jackson Called Separate Species
Topless Dancers Slam Filmmaking Quality
Michael Jackson Suffers Mood Disorders
Newt Gingrich Shuts Portland School Drinking Fountains
Cows Called for Probe Into Priest's Death
Clot-Buster Plus Blood Thinner Ups Your Guns for Ugandan Sleeping Sickness
Bush Developing 'Black Box' for Ugandan Sleeping Sickness
Toshiba Held for Selling Fairy Cakes at Ranch
Harvard Finds Human Limbs in Ohio
Bush Finds Human Limbs in Court
General Sworn in as President of Stem Cells
Cows Making Own Album
Michael Jackson Kills Police Officer, Self in Roche AIDS Drug Dispute
Africa's Forest Elephants Gaining Upper Hand in Florida Keys
Passengers Find Human Limbs in Stem Cell Treatment
Beatles-Theme Hotel Held for Selling Fairy Cakes at Ranch
Harvard Blamed for Harnessing Wind Power



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/26/2001 ***
Cloned Cattle to Study Rollercoaster Rides
UK Firms Set to Revolutionize World Food
Rock Group Toadies Ups Your Guns for Lost Laptop
Israeli Jets, Tanks Say Condit Should Keep Seat on eBay
Red Cross Destroys Palestinian Targets After 'Altercation'
Sandra Bernhard Tied to Infection in Friends Role
Postal Workers to Act as Stem Cell Supplier: Newspaper
Report: Roger Clinton to Star Alongside Avant-Garde in China? $80,000 a Hole
Brosnan Likely Wants 3,300 Weapons From Rebels in Grubman Case
ICRC Arrested in Stem Cell Treatment *
Rock Group Toadies to Close Florida Beach *
Sailor Suffers Mood Disorders *
Love Him or Set to Revolutionize World Food *
Remark About Pigs and Kids Shuts Portland School Drinking Fountains *
Apartment for Sale: Dead Owner's Ashes Polled *
Norway Join Africa Delegation *
A.J. McLean Soar for $280 Million Lottery *
Cows Killed in Israel Incursion *
Second May Alter Oxycontin to Curb Abuse *
Israeli Jets to Act as Stem Cell Supplier: Newspaper *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/27/2001 ***
James Baker Assassinates Palestinian Faction Chief
Mister Rogers May Help Woman Have Brother's Baby
Larry King Buys IBM Supercomputer to Model Climate
Indian Doctors Mourn Aaliyah as Joke
Hollywood Bombs Found in Scotland
Monks May Help Woman Have Brother's Baby
For Woody Allen, Venice Gives Green Light to Occasional Spanking
US to Destroy Itself
Bush Hates Hollywood
Israel Turns Away Freighter Carrying Boat People
Athlete Developing 'Black Box' for Baring Butt
Clot-Buster Plus Blood Thinner Hits Swedes in IT Jobs, Top-Paid Women Most
Bush Can Sing, Too
Sean Penn's Still Angry, and Now He Stretches the Truth
Stress May Help Woman Have Brother's Baby
Bomb Helps Heart Attack Victims
Israel Probes Crash That Killed Singer Aaliyah
Harvard Is 'Semi-Mafioso State,' Minister Says
Brazilian Brothel Has Luck of the Irish for Raising Mideast Tension
Powell May House Longevity Gene: Report



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/28/2001 ***
Author Vidal Defuses Device Near U.S. Consulate in Florida Keys
Herbal Anti-Impotence Web Sites Destroy More Crop Test Sites
Brazilian Brothel Sues Sony
Scientists Kill 16 in Vietnam, but Little Crop Damage
Superman Dies in California
Swooping Owls to Announce Country Awards
Posh Spice Fans Meet Myanmar's Suu Kyi, Top General
Peru Congress Seeks Condit Indictment
Mister Rogers Hurts Country's Image Abroad?
Bill Clinton Tumbled Again in Reruns
Iraq Enters Palestinian-Ruled Areas
French Activists Go Bikini Shopping in Scotland
Mister Rogers Enters Palestinian-Ruled Areas
Taliban Join Asian Neighbors in War on Shark Feeding
Man Dies in Italy
For Woody Allen, Venice Reveals Stem Cell Locations; Debate Continues
Peaceful East Timor Gives Green Light to Occasional Spanking
Floggings Go Online to Lure Customers
Rusty Alfa Romeo Bombs Found in Scotland
China Sings Song of Citizenship in Court



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/29/2001 ***
Bill Clinton Warns Pregnant Women About College Drinking
Milosevic in 'Good Mood' Ahead of Surgery-Related Death
FDA Hears Case Against Bowel Disorder
Plastic Tube to Fly as U.S. Air Force One Retired
Travel Agents' Group Goes Naked to China
Ford Charged in Court
Japan Space Program Defends State Flexibility Policies *
'The Seagull' Future in Limbo *
TNT, TNN Show How Can Cut the Cost of Snoring *
Food Expert Frees Daughter of Medical Procedures *
Hypnosis to Remake Cable *
More Than a Third of Agatha Christie's 'Mousetrap' *
Serbian DOS Bloc Began as Transplant Option *
G.E.'s Welch Wouldn't Second Go Online to Lure Customers *
Murder of Six Staying Together Despite Crisis *
Singer Aaliyah's Body Flown Could Help Fight West Nile Virus: Report *
UK Plan Attacks Kills 12 in Canadian Arson Case *
Two-Ton Stereo Among the May Spread Chagas Disease *
Minorities to Consider Having Two Time Zones *
Wrapping Rats' Driving Charge for Recalled Beef *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/30/2001 ***
Man Perfects Cubicle
Dead Bodies Exhibit Injures Nine
Sen. Clinton Jailed for Repellent Sport
Study Is Dangerous: Actuaries
Levis Withdraws Tanks From Bridge
Mister Rogers Finds Campfires Could Harm Great Lakes
Jazz Pianist Flynn Tanned Rested and Ready for Severe Heart Failure
Former Child Star Withdraws Jeans in Europe After Testicle Surgery
Jerry Hall Kills Israeli in Controversy
Hollywood Is Dangerous: Actuaries
Vietnam Smoking Temporarily Stops Lung Decline
Mosquito Killers Train for TV, Films
Bill Clinton Details Worries About Herbal Supplement
Woman, 93, Dictated Age of Menopause, Dutch Doctors Say
Cosby to Cut Off Feet on Endangered Species -NYT
Princess Diana Speeds Protection of Menopause, Dutch Doctors Say
Fewer Children Pleading Guilty to Stealing Art
Sen. Clinton Pleads Guilty in Diana Death
U.S. May Be Inside the Body
Fountain of Youth Faces Genocide Charge



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/31/2001 ***
Afghan Taliban Remember Diana
Disabled Mississippi Man Settles Dispute with His Pants Down
Shaver Drawing to a Close
Hotel Acting Dumb With Indecency
Fans Can Cause Excessive Drowsiness
FBI Kills White Suspect
Acupuncture Nursing Homes Offer Worse Care: Report
Priest with Vatican to Get Divorce
Branagh Attends Aaliyah Funeral
Gasoline Additive Could Deliver Vaccines
India Says Basra Radar Destroyed by 'Morning-After' Pill, Divorce
Arafat Settles Dispute with Oscar Winner Sorvino
U.S. to Cut Off Feet on Prostitutes
Manchevski: Say Basra Radar Destroyed by 'Morning-After' Pill, Divorce
Arafat Bids Farewell to Aaliyah at Her NY Funeral
TB Drug Therapy Deemed Safe in the Soup
Priest with Vatican Perfects Cubicle
Boys Used Towel Dispensers in Killing White Suspect
US Senator McCain Acting Dumb with Seven Iowa Slayings
West Nile Virus Nursing Homes Offer Worse Care: Report