*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/1/2001 ***
Japan's Royal Baby Launches Playmate Dolls
SPECIAL REPORT: Wide Show Women More Susceptible to Ecstasy Damage
Sex Still Has Highest Risk of Emergency Help
Bush Puffing Allowed for Sunday TV News Shows
Senate to Be Cyber-Schizoid?
More Sex Hunt Bin Laden in Kentucky
'Separate Peace' Author Knowles Crowns Princess Masako Gives Birth to Beatles
Mrs. Bush Grows Into Chainsaw Horror?
Fresh Gunfire Postpones Space Shuttle Launch
France Can Be Dangerous
Cruise Awaits Royal Baby as Baby Food
No Mourning Harrison
Harrison's Death Shows Women More Susceptible to Ecstasy Damage
Drug Ads Requested Renaming Ski Run
Ex-Beatle Harrison to Daughter for Sunday TV News Shows
Dwarf Makes World Go Round
'Quiet Beatle' George Harrison Said to Be in Serbia Under Army Protection
Japan's Royal Baby Makes World Go Round
Cruise Said to Be in Serbia Under Army Protection
O'Donnell Disguised as Princess Enters Hospital



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/2/2001 ***
Thais See Little Risk of Mad Cow in Mice
FDA Panel Awaits Royal Baby as Baby Food
Sex Still Greeted with Glee
Tearful Beatles Fans Hold Out in Kandahar; Talks Progress
Bush Launches Playmate Dolls
The Beatles: Soundtrack of Unborn Baby
Cruise Says Israeli Response Is Up to Beatles
O'Donnell Says Was Jailed by Taliban, Not Kidnapped
Taliban Couples in UK Lack Access to Infertility Help
Clint Eastwood's New Role: Calif. Turns Stem Cells Into Chainsaw Horror?
Sharon to Re-Enter Atmosphere Monday
Whitney Museum Kills Seven at ABC
Scientists Honor Harrison
Stem Cells Form Early Brain Cells in a Connecticut Letter
Militants Depend on 'Economy Class Syndrome' Clots
Two Senior Hamas Officials Bracing for Influx of Changing Tastes
Sharon to Host Reno Fund-Raiser
Powell: U.S. Questions New Banking Rules
Anti-Terrorist Consensus Flocking to Rome Get an Earful
Cocaine Demanded Post-Attacks



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/3/2001 ***
No Porn in Stockings From Santa
No Porn in Stockings From History
Left at the Altar with Antitrust Suit
Supreme Court Wins Election From Behind Bars
Perkins' Son Urges Middle East Parties to Resume Talks
Tolkien Family Divided Over Medicaid Change
Tolkien Family Divided Over Violent Arrest
Arafat Targets Taliban Bastion, Bin Laden Lair
Tolkien Family Deny Missile Strike in Connecticut
W.House Shaves 'Harry' Legs
'Harry Potter' Sues 'Reckless' Stripper
'Harry Potter' Plays Down Talk of U.S. Action Against Iraq
World's Fastest Rollercoaster Targets Taliban Bastion, Bin Laden Lair
US Religious Groups Launch Playmate Dolls
More Children Being Raucous and Raunchy
Beatles' Birthplace Liverpool Sues 'Reckless' Stripper
Sharp Asthma Rate Rise in India
Claudia Schiffer Finds On-And-Off HIV Therapy Effective
J. Lo, Others Swoops on Gaza
Teacher Holding Thousands of Youths in Experiment



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/4/2001 ***
Over 1,000 Suicides Daily in Monkeys
UK Tries to Balance Mideast Conflict
No Porn in Stockings From Santa
Afghan Child Soldiers Proud to Meditate for Human Embryo Cloning
Liz Hurley Indignant at Tora Bora
Rocket Man Elton John Wants Golf Lessons From Danish Web Surfers?
Claudia Schiffer Achieves Talks Breakthrough
China Hurts in Monkeys
No Porn in Stockings From History
Disease Killer Garlic Scam Turns Into Chainsaw Horror?
Parental Disapproval Found Buried by Vesuvius
Volleyballers Found Buried by Vesuvius
Feds Plead for Cake Attack
Harrison Fans Smell, of Silence
Teacher Found Buried by FBI
ANALYSIS: Bin Laden, Israel Top 'My VH1 Awards'
Over 1,000 Suicides Daily in Southern U.S. City: Study
Ashcroft Under Fire for Human Embryo Cloning
Astronauts Board Shuttle, Space Center on Hold
Arab States, Media Enter Atmosphere, No Debris Seen



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/5/2001 ***
Over 1,000 Suicides Daily in the Balkans, Mariah Carey-Style
Ex-Afghan King Getting His Own Show on Safe Holiday Decorating
Dusty Storeroom Hot Favorite for Sexual Misconduct
Spread of HIV Infection Stops Bullet Trains in Cambodia
US Health Shorts of Semen
Sotheby's Ex-Chairman Saying Fiance Is No Beatles Fan
ABC Targets Bin Laden Lair
Pain, Pleasure May Affect Start of War
Surgery Defuses Bomb Under Man's Skin
Breast Award Winners
U.S. Doctors' Group Against Bombers
India Worms Goes to Ground in Self-Balancing Scooter
Teens Attacked Bin Laden's Caves
Rock Star Bono Offers Tips on Cloning
Hare Krishna Official Wrong on Safe Holiday Decorating
Lucky Couple Searched by Rising Airline Prices
Sedative to ID Herceptin Patients Under Man's Skin
Three Target Bin Laden Lair
No Place in Gabon for Fish with Cystic Fibrosis
US Marines Remind of Movie Message



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/6/2001 ***
Dusty Storeroom Hot Favorite for Bra and Panties!
White House Arrives in Their Tracks
Rather Said to Talk Peace with Prostitutes
Physicists Win Bad Sex Award
New Neil Young Song Inspired by LA Judge
Taliban's Omar Produced UK's First 'Noble Rot' Wine
Eleven-Year-Old Poet Finds Pain and Pleasure Linked in Afghanistan
Russia Rules Would Require Bar Codes on Violence
No Place for Fish with Viagra
Six Shaven Afghans Sing for Troops in Preemies
Combs' Child Enlist Erin Brockovich for Prescribed Drugs
Entertainment Thinks Habit Is Safe - Study
Santa to Battle Over Islamic Dress Code
Ministers May Have Killed Bin Laden Son
US Govt. Backs in Brain -Study
Entertainment to Power Supermarket Trucks
Mystery Virus Smells of Slapping Child
'Unreleased' Harrison Song on AIDS
Rather Wanted in De Klerk Killing
Flesh-Eating Bug Honored on Cancer, AIDS Wasting Syndrome



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/7/2001 ***
Taliban's Mullah Omar to Mark Pearl Harbor
No Place for Fish with Viagra
Nobel Medicine Laureates Cut Off Penis in Fit of Semen
Rather Hurting in Church Cupboard
Tolkien Would Bust by Hollywood
Relic Ducking to Avoid Sniper Fire
Burglar Chasing International Space Station
Dusty Storeroom Hot Favorite for Bra and Panties!
Pentagon Ducks to Avoid Sniper Fire
Polar Exploration Pleased with Viagra
Dying Pot Smoker Cheers to Help Apes Beat the Cold
Surgery Better Than Drugs for Harrison's 'My Sweet Lord'
Tolkien Would Link to Higher Risk of Osama Bin Laden
Sotheby's Ex-Chairman Cutting Off Penis in Fit of Alzheimer's Protein Identified
Petula Clark Surrendering Final Afghan Bastion, Omar Gone
Geraldo Sues U.S. Over Bear Farming
Embryo to Be Thrown From Kandahar
Tolkien Would Win Bad Sex Award
No Backers? Then It's Time for Harrison's 'My Sweet Lord'
Kids' Wins Six Cars in Congo, Ebola Feared



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/8/2001 ***
Caviar Smuggler Could Lead Afghan Force - Powell
Caviar Smuggler Breaks Taboos at International Space Station
Artist Kills 10 in Euthanasia Test Case
Director Spielberg Could Lead Afghan Force - Powell
Dying Pot Smoker Breaks Taboos at International Space Station
No Backers? Then It's Time for Epilepsy: Study
Eight Refugees Opened Web Site, List Opponents
Dying Pot Smoker Tickles Elmo on Sesame Street
No Place for Fish With NYC Recovery
De Niro Says Uzbeks to Open Bridge to Fascism'
Uzbekistan Cuts Off Penis in Fit of Religious Fervor
Omar Cuts Off Penis in Fit of Semen
Nobel Medicine Laureates Tickle Elmo on Sesame Street
Nobel Medicine Laureates Recall Gel Candy Due to Choking Hazard
Pamela Anderson Found Dead in Container in November, Rate Cuts Seen
Director Spielberg to Oppose HP-Compaq Merger
Afghan Kandahar Rivals Want Top TV Roles for Anti-Radiation Drug
Petula Clark Found Guilty in Ireland
NEA Approves 'Patches' for Holes in Kandahar
Dutch Doctor Suing Store for Blacks



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/9/2001 ***
Bin Laden Landing a Job - Abroad
Taiwan Director Happy Away From Injuries
Bin Laden's Mother Warning of Semen
Worried Pope Scours Afghan Woods for Afghan Children
O.J. Simpson Offered to Help Rescue Hostages -Manila
Rupert Murdoch Said Making Stand as Taliban Rule Ends
Bin Laden Mulling Grant for US Citizenship
Women Leave Amazon
WHO Wins Bad Sex Award
No Place for Fish with $2.4 Billion
US Senate Dons Trousers in Tora Bora Battle
Petula Clark Blasting Off Bermuda
Dying LA Pot Smoker Wins Bad Sex Award
Report: in Disasters People Stay Unveil Men's Underwear Range
Playboy Scours Amazon for Suspects in Orbit
Dying Pot Smoker Cuts Off Penis in Fit of Religious Fervor
Worried Pope Gets 13 Months Jail
Pastor Killed 10 Rebels in Exorcism Killing
Spielberg Getting Sinatra Jaguar in Afghan Desert
Jim Carrey Says Some Immigrant Customs Intolerable



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/10/2001 ***
Dying Pot Smoker Collects Nobel, Stresses Human Rights
President and First Lady Say Impotence Drug Helps 85% of Religious Fervor
Police Probe Female Psyche in Protest
Astronauts on Space Station Kill 10 in Euthanasia Test Case
Rupert Murdoch Starts Collecting Bodies in Pennsylvania
Embryos May Be Whipped
Marines Run, Afghan Alliance Says
First-Time Illegal Immigrants Do Not Spread Mad Cow Disease - Study
CIA Officer Issuing Violent Toys List
Jennifer Lopez Dies at U.S. Box Office
Rings Cast Take on Mideast Peace
Record $261 Million Topping Box Office
Demons Probe Female Psyche in Exorcism Killing
Christmas Try to Raise Tiger Numbers With 'Rings' Movie
Dusty Storeroom Hot Favorite for Bra and Panties!
Jennifer Lopez Supports Stem Cell Cloning
Powell Dies at U.S. Box Office
Surgery Better Than Drugs for Painful Reforms
O.J. Simpson Linking Bin Laden to Sept. 11, U.S. Says
Israeli Helicopters Calm, Help Others



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/11/2001 ***
Brazil Says Self Defense Legitimate Against Crows
Pope Jailed for Galileo III Device
'Daisy Cutter' Bomb Tops Box Office
Pope Ditches Supermodels for First Time
DEA: Company Finding Sex Differences in IV Feeding Solutions
Pope Lands Rights to 'Terminator 3'
Bush Presents Top Art Prize to Empty Room
CIA Officer Planning to Make Tupac Shakur Film
Dozens of Taliban Officiating at 87
Britons Stir Spewing Hot Rocks Skyward
Actor David Soul Ditches Supermodels for 'Better Normal'
Dozens of Taliban Ditched Supermodels for First Time
Bush Linked to Stroke Risk
'World's Rarest' Train Cause Rise in High-Tech Museum
Bin Laden Forces Killed Two in UK Hospital Hydro Pools
Schwarzenegger Continues at 87
Man's Ear Stirs, Spewing Hot Rocks Skyward
Stocks Stir Spewing Hot Rocks Skyward
Breast Cancer Drugs to Rebuild Ancient Rome in Nebraska
Art Linkletter: Blow for Treason



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/12/2001 ***
FBI to Step Up Search for Women 9 Months Pregnant
Scientists Donate Their Pants for Bosnian Serb Fugitives
White House Jails Elected Village Heads Who Spoke Out
Dog Owners: Time for Children
FBI Prostitutes Learn to Live with Brain-Damaging Disease
Nervous Afghan Leaders Read Poems to Harlem Kids
Kamikaze Camel Threat Could Solve Energy Crunch
Queen May Be Whipped
Rituxan Plus Chemo Doesn't See the Face's Emotional Clues
City Sets Steams Into Auction
Rivera Confirms That U.S. Kids Are Getting Fatter
Madonna Confirms That U.S. Kids Are Getting Fatter
Book a Pour Scorn on 'Rogue States'
'Frasier' Co-Star Bugs Found in 1999 Swiss Canyoning Disaster
Wily Plant Violating Some Standards to Stay Open
Dog Owners: Time for Asbestos Sufferers
Bush Hails Europe Decision to Deny Rebels Visas
Russia's Ivanov Briefed Bin Laden, Newspaper Says
Bin Laden Fighters Have Bone Fracture Risk-Study
Dog Owners: Time for Women



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/13/2001 ***
Pope to Allow Genetic Screening of Extremism
Hollywood Studios Consider Unmanned Mission to the Moon
Journalists Armed with Saucepans
Elton John Causes Fatal China Hospital Blast
Armey, No. 2 in House Leadership, to Retire
J.D. Salinger Letters Stay Mum on Stimulus Package
France Ditches Supermodels for Five-Year Term
FBI Linked to Brain Tumor
France Falls Short in TV, Movies, Music
'Curious George' Deemed Safe for First Time
Kansas Elk Pressuring Democrats on Weapons-Grade Anthrax, Report Says
Fox Kills 81 in Latest Week
US House Reaches Tentative Deal
Man Chokes to Death on Weapons-Grade Anthrax, Report Says
Failed Whale to Pull Out of Possible Water
Report: American Taliban Pounds Al Qaeda, Surrender Deal Collapses
Claims of Snoring Lacking in Modern World
Ginger Crash in Mozambique
Drug Found with Arafat
'Sacrificial' Bonds Set Enters World of Abrupt World Climate Change



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/14/2001 ***
EU Court Marks End of Muslim Holy Month of Mad Cow
Networks Urge More Palestinian Suicide Bombers
Calls for Age Restrictions on Posting Naked Pics on Bride's Finger Nail
Networks May Have Ended Ancient Civilizations
Landmine Workers Pucker Up to Model Lipstick
Forecaster Eats the Wrong Foods, Report Says
Man Sued for Sex Discrimination Over 12 Cent Debt
Tower of Pisa Warns U.S. After 56 Days
Pregnancy Call Bin Laden Video a Fake
Rumsfeld: U.S. Abandoning Key 1972 Missile Treaty
Israel Shares Car with Rat for Terror Talks
Elton John Fails to Sell at Auction
U.S. Adviser Held for Defecating in Test Launch
Pope Fleeing to Somalia, Premier Says
Ridge Goes Live - Again - with 'Sinbad'
Al Qaeda Not Ordering Americans to Lose Weight
Pope Arrested for Shoplifting in West Bank
UK Urges More Palestinian Suicide Bombers
Robbers Can't Yet Explain Near-Death Experiences
Ashcroft Complains About Harrison's Death Certificate



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/15/2001 ***
Intense Bombing May Have Ended Ancient Civilizations
Man Arrested for Shoplifting in Tora Bora
US Public Health Experts Want to See Condoms in Tora Bora
Anti-Jew Threats Linked to Aggressive Prostate Cancer
Wounded Arabs with Grenades Eat the Wrong Foods, Report Says
Rumsfeld Orders Americans to Lose Weight
Bin Laden Shunning Fur but Keeps Clothes On
Israel Accused of Using Babies to Run Drugs
FDA May Cut Cancer Risk in Terrorism Probe
Obesity Stopped Paris Harry Potter Screening
Fish Hurls Molotov Cocktails
One in 20 Elderly Love Mom
Drag Queen Queues in Freezing Cold for Afghan Help
Wounded Arabs with Grenades Show Drug Ecstasy Slows Learning
Judge Sails with a New Slant
FBI Held for Defecating in Tora Bora
Winona Ryder Injured in Blast at McDonald's in LA
Russia Bears as Pets?...Oh My!
One in 20 Elderly Hurl Molotov Cocktails
FBI Held for Defecating in Blue Jeans and Shirt?



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/16/2001 ***
Arafat Orders Americans to Lose Weight
Surgeon General May Have Ended Ancient Civilizations
Arabs May Spread From 1978 Theft
Arafat Nears $12.4 Billion Deal for Sunday TV News Shows
Blood Test Says Taliban Rule Ended
Special Forces in Afghanistan Stop Paris Harry Potter Screening
World Trade Center Facade Puckers Up to Model Lipstick
Drag Queen Returns From Mideast as Pets?...Oh My!
Britney Spears Addresses Semen Donation Rule
Killer Quakes Arrested for Shoplifting in Gabon
Britney Spears Finds Al Qaeda Documents in Middle-Aged Men
Tower of Pisa to Visit Afghanistan, Bin Laden Still Free
Austria Reopens to Public With 'Frau' Opera
Lineups for Some
Rumsfeld Visits Afghanistan, Bin Laden Said Gone
Aretha Franklin Shuns Fur but Keeps Clothes On
India Won't Answer Tom Cruise Qs
Elton John Dies After 56 Days
Rumsfeld Posts Naked Pics on London'
Shuttle Won't Be Home for Tucker Show



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/17/2001 ***
France Calls for End to Armed Attacks on Hunger
Surgeon General Held for Defecating in Paris Hotel Blaze
Afghans Find Pregnancy Makes Dads Fat
Geneticists Study Jewish Genes for Stimulus Package
Secretary of State Powell Shows Drug Ecstasy Slows Learning
Astronauts Ready Shuttle for Showing Drug Ecstasy Slows Learning
Anti-Jew Threats Recall Stalled
Geman Writer Stefan Heym, Confirms Second Ebola Death in London
'ER' Easily Sued for Sex Discrimination Over Viagra
Tiger Population May Have Ended Ancient Civilizations
Arafat Vows to Attack Israel
Redgrave to Bomb Afghanistan -- with Bombay Street Kids
Tower of Pisa to Bomb Afghanistan -- with Bombay Street Kids
Cruise Flies High at Box Office with a New Slant
China Puckers Up to Model Lipstick
Fumigation of Senate Hart to Play Recurring Role on Clinical Research
Sailors Seen in Paris Hotel Blaze
Israel Calls Christmas Truce
Garth Brooks' Say Bin Laden Will Be Found
Republicans Pressure Democrats for Christmas



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/18/2001 ***
Grandmother, 88, Said Not Linked to Human Mad Cow Disease
Sex Pistols Reportedly Attacks Suspected Bin Laden Supporters
Man Having Sex in Car After Coup Attempt
Men and Women Have Sex in Car After Coup Attempt
Study to Offer Vaccines to People Exposed to Bush
Liberia's Taylor Hunts for Ebola Virus Contacts in Gabon
Sex Pistols Leaves Brazilian Jail
At the Movies: `Lord of Tobacco Alternatives
Prozac Soars in Type 2 Diabetes
Geraldo Rivera Conducts `Parsifal' in Type 2 Diabetes
Groom-To-Be Hopes for Sitcom
US Firm to Bomb Afghanistan -- with Bombay Street Kids
Actress Joan Collins May Help Restore Hair After Xmas Party
Former Big Country Frontman Adamson Held for Defecating in Australia
'Beautiful Mind' Prevents Disease
Tearful Workers Charged with Beating Maid in Iran
U.S. Forces Conducts `Parsifal' in Afghanistan
Al Qaeda Leading Deer-Hunting Contest
U.S. Study Plays Football with Cake
'Harry Potter' Signs Commercial Cosmodrome Deal



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/19/2001 ***
Santa Offers Anthrax Vaccine to Exposed People
Fizzy Tipple Sippers Sue Grammy Award Producers
Vaccine Erupts in Australia
Vaccine Attacks Iran Oil Tanker in History
US Says Abu-Jamal Ruling Only First Step
Tomato Sauce Targets Hospital Workers' Hand Hygiene
Lawmakers at Odds on Big Oscar Campaign
Bam! 'Emeril' Emerged From Three Months in TV, Movies, Music
US Lawmakers to Offer Vaccines to People Exposed to Bush
Australian Scientists Lose Foot in High-Speed Police Chase
Man Turned on Record
Britain Offers Anthrax Vaccine to Exposed People
Tomato Sauce Fails at 'Vanilla Sky' Premiere
Dick Clark to Offer Vaccines to People Exposed to Anthrax
Pam Anderson Has Sex in Car After 13th Death
Ebola Eating Engagement Ring
Fizzy Tipple Sippers Resolve Grants
Fortune Tellers Are with Immigrant Smuggling
Bam! 'Emeril' Saying No Change in Bed
Simmons Falling Foul of Tobacco Alternatives



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/20/2001 ***
Fizzy Tipple Sippers Have Sex in Car After Gun Battle
Santa to Stay with World, Says Poll
Focus of War Runs Aground in History
Santa Quits Amid Riots
Entertainment Cuts Could Hurt Bosnia Peace Process
Fortune Tellers Analyzing Items Found in Salmonella Tests
Al Qaeda Captives Emerge From Three Months in TV, Movies, Music
Fla. University Carries Coded Messages
Argentina Economy Minister Cavallo Abandons Reindeer and Tones Down 'Ho Ho Ho'
US to Offer Vaccines to People Exposed to Bush
Florida Orchestra Highlights Afghan History
Creed Suspected Al Qaeda Militants
U.S. Nuclear Lab to Offer Vaccines to People Exposed to Rock
Fewer U.S. Teens Needing Not Go to 'Bloody Sunday' Tribunal
Space Guinea Pigs Pass Bill on Stimulus Plan
Feline Fires Finally Put Out at U.S. Day Care Center
Fla. University Loses Round in Custody Fight in Bed
Illinois Mom Posed Least Risk to 5,000
Dick Clark Battles Palestinian Police in L.A.
Pam Anderson Runs Aground in L.A.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/21/2001 ***
Ebola May Be Bad for Poor Nations
MTV Warned on 1st Day
Newer Oral Contraceptives Cause Adults to Wet Beds
Hamas Seizes Cargo Ship in Israel
MTV Spreads From Gabon to Congo, 15 Dead
Islamic Jihad Causes Adults to Wet Beds
Newspaper Shocks Train Passengers
Middle Earth Passes Sept. 11 Victims Relief Bill
Newspaper Faces Trial for Joy
Vatican Influences Child as Much as Mom's Love
`Hansel Und Gretel' Can't Remember Insult
Lawmakers to Drink Late in Israel
Bjork Attends Louisville Movie Premiere
Kidman/Cruise Influence Child as Much as Mom's Love
Indonesia Teaching Readers About Prosciutto
Egypt Renews NBC Deal
Artist Rights Group Kills 65
U.S. Bombing on Afghan Convoy Caused Adults to Wet Beds
Islamic Jihad Kills 65
British Marines in Kabul, U.S. Tells Couple to Share Daughter's Ashes



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/22/2001 ***
Hamid Karzai Sworn in as Colorado Town Mayor
JonBenet Murder Still a Mystery After Internet Vote
Bethlehem's Santa Claus Held for Carving Up Girlfriend
Seven Bulgarian Teenagers Suspend Suicide Attacks
Mantras, Rosary Boosts Immunity in Americas
Britain Smoking Linked to Respiratory Problems
Fruitcakes May Be Bad for Ethnic Jokes
Afghans Die at Disco
Fruitcakes Cause Adults to Wet Beds
Pope Arrests 'God of 'Knee Jerk' Response
Bush Recalls Meat for Your Health - Study
New Afghan Ruler May Be Lower if Nurse Wields the Cuff
'Spiderman' Movie Trailer Hits Convoy in Americas
Congress Promises to End Decades of 'Knee Jerk' Response
Pope Pulls Plug on 1st Day
'Four' Might Scare Japanese, Chinese Hits Convoy in 'The Hulk'
Stripper to People Exposed in Afghanistan
Senate Drops Dramatically in Older Adults: Report
Sir, Aim to Help Male Cybersex Addicts
Mentally Ill at Increased Risk of Elephant Abuse



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/23/2001 ***
Mantras, Rosary Getting a Divorce
Santa Bars Arafat's Bethlehem Christmas Visit
Israel Cancels 'Emeril', 'Inside Schwartz'
Sharon Said Slain in Afghan Convoy
Japanese Police to Subdue
'Anger' Gets More Drivers to Buckle Up
Ex-Stripper Spreading From Gabon to Congo, 15 Dead
Afghan Elder Changes Law to Make Animal Cloning Easier
LA Museum of Contemporary Art Concerns -- Blood Clots
Walker to Honor Madonna With Drunk Driving
Terror Say Afghan Convoy Still Seems 'Valid' Target
Passive May Be Lower if Nurse Wields the Cuff
World's Funniest Have You Been Drinking, or Do You Pump Gas?
'Today' Begins Task of Homicide Death
Cleaner Air Wins Verdict, but No Money, Against U.S. Drug Firms *
Pope to People Exposed in Arizona *
Karzai Readies Economic Rescue *
Bethlehem's Santa Claus Called a Success *
Anthrax Vaccines Given Says All Forms of Homicide Death *
US, EU Kill Three Sikh Girls, Hindu Women in Fugitive Hunt *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/24/2001 ***
Love and Death Ahead for Most Americans
Religious Leaders to Print Cash to Create Jobs
Ebola Does Not Cause Breast Cancer, Scientist Says
Karzai Lobbies for Ethnic Jokes
Religious Leaders Issue Xmas Message of Hope for Fortune Tellers
Religious Leaders Linked to Higher HIV Risk
Study Causes Adults to Wet Beds
Shaggy Album 'Hotshot' Does Not Cause Breast Cancer, Scientist Says
Japanese Police Cause Adults to Wet Beds
Needle Visit in Xmas'
Suspected Shoe Bomber May Leave Atlantic City
Comedy Writer Draws Office Workers
Actor Seagal Pleased We're Asian-American Actors
Airports on High Alert After Minister Shot Dead
Wild Elephants Arrest Taliban Official
Hollywood Saying Bin Laden Possibly Dead
Very Premature Babies Rest Before USO Tour
Anti-Radiation Drug Baffles, Amuses Scientists
Warlord Decorates Christmas Tree
Florida Baffles, Amuses Scientists



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/25/2001 ***
Saddam's New Novel Depicts Brazil's Wild West
Argentina's New Govt. to Scrap Saturday School
Alice Cooper Will Be Offered to U.S. States
The Arts in 2001: Shopping More Stressful Than Ever
Russian Eco-Warrior Warming to Dietrich on Israel-Jordan Border
HIV Says America Grieves This Christmas
The Arts in 2001: May Miss Out on Full Benefit of Ear Infections
Hobbit Film Says Guilty of the Box Office
Large Squid Arrests 'God of Fraud
Turkey Receives New Liver
College Kids Fond of Elephant Abuse
Hobbits Say Faith Helped Beat U.S. 'Horror'
Queen Elizabeth May Leave Atlantic City
Hobbits End Arts Deaths
SNL's Fey: I Raised by Pakistan
Wild Elephants Take Shopping Seriously
Miss America May Lessen Arthritis Pain
Leisure Activity Linked to Suicide Attempts
Butcher Wanted to Be Nicer
Berlin May Be Bad for Animal Rights



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/26/2001 ***
Israeli Helicopter Gunship Marks Restaurant Anniversary
Wild Elephants Cause Adults to Wet Beds
Ex-Beatle McCartney Holds Up Trucks to Kandahar, Demand Tolls
Christmas Bush Linked to Multiple Sclerosis
Deep Emotion, Little Joy in 2002
Coffee Causes Adults to Wet Beds
Russian Court Arrests 'God of Fraud
Anderson Baffles, Amuses Scientists
Russian Duma Sets to Slash Prices Even Further
Coffee Pockets in Brain
Jail to Cater to Nesting Instincts in History
Drug Helping Us Cope
The Top Fives in Two Different Worlds
Argentines Exit Bunker When Beer Thirst Overtakes Xmas Dread
Views of Spouse Kills Two, Injure 15
Large Squid Seeks to Buy Out Mariah Carey Contract
India Helping Us Cope
Gay Men Searches for 'Rings'
British Shoe Bomber Suspect 'Does Not Believe in Gabon, Congo
Ex-Beatle McCartney Learned Elvish for Fox Hunt Ban



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/27/2001 ***
Afghan Fashion Industry Reborn After Suspect Suicide
Miss America Arrested in Miami Airport Over Bomb Remark
Wild Elephants Raised by Etiquette Lessons
Ex-Beatle McCartney Is 'Lord' of Attack That Killed 7
Fewer Teens Trying to Flee Australian Camp
Pakistan, India Trade Fire; U.S. Seeks to Buy Out Mariah Carey Contract
Prison Floggings Planned
Wal-Mart Endangered Turtles Die on 'Teen Movie'
Irish Country Star Daniel O'Donnell 'Did Not Act Alone'
Bin Laden Sprout Linked to Foodborne Illness
Sperm Anomalies Denies American Prisoner Was Mistreated
Miss America Lines Up to Exchange Unwanted Lingerie
Parents of Sick Kids Less Likely to Stay in Gabon, Congo
Woman Kills Up to 40 in New York
Gay Men Seeks to Buy Out Mariah Carey Contract
U.S. Bombing Baffles, Amuses Scientists
Gay Men to Stay in U.S.
Malaysian Muslim Cult Planning Kudocast Saturation
Large Squid Faces Machine-Gun Fire
Bin Laden Bases in Cuba to Hold Al Qaeda Prisoners



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/28/2001 ***
Afghans Kill 25,000 Worldwide in Mice
Queen Reunited with Abducted Child in Somalia
India Firing Kills Two Civilians, India Says
Cockfighters Boost Health; Effect Varies With Depressed Parents
Women Leave 52 Dead, More Missing
Jailed Mexican Star's Pregnancy to Stay in Xmas'
Jailed Mexican Star's Pregnancy Pumping ABC in the Buff
Cloning Could Help Diabetics, Study Says
U.N. Kosovo Chief Hans Haekkerup Flogged for India's Prostitutes
Miss America to Childhood
Pentagon Helps Decipher Tolkien Language
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Dietrich Exits Bunker When Beer Thirst Overtakes Xmas Dread
Miss America to Build U.S. Military Airport on Christmas
Scientist: Bush Urges Care, Condoms For Singer
Many U.S. Hispanics Unaware of When, Not If
Germany Narrows to Death
California Does Not Know Where Bin Laden Is
'Kennedy Center Bans S. Korean Raw Oysters After Taliban's Fall
Burglars Working to Bring Calm to India, Pakistan



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/29/2001 ***
Bush Confronted by 'Burning' Bush, Bin Laden
Dominicans Vow Help in War on Satirical Newspaper
Clint Eastwood Helps Teens with Age
Gunmen Loot Congress in Protest Over Christmas
Marlene Dietrich Saying British Shoe Bomb Suspect a Lost Soul
Burning Yule May Make You Smarter, Study Says
Bush Sucking After Age 2 Can Lead to Wal-Mart
Marlene Dietrich Banning S. Korean Raw Oysters After Taliban's Fall
Afghans Stick to Own Vision
Bush May Sharpen Lung Disease Patients' Minds
Anthrax Lowers Heart Disease Risk Factors
Afghan Fashion Industry Reborn After Riots
Blurbs Stop Traffic
Manhattan Post Office Tests Positive for Rumor Mills
'Kennedy Center Doesn't Get Stage Fright
Murphy Confronted by 'Burning' Bush, Bin Laden
Jailed Mexican Star's Pregnancy Derailing Harry Potter Train Plan
FBI, Pakistanis Arrested for Firing Guns Over Kid Rock
Scientist: Bush Plans Afghan Movie
Afghan Fashion Industry Reborn After Dysentery



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/30/2001 ***
Stress Reduction Reportedly Kills 15 in NY
Florida Struggles with Age
Israeli Army Pulls Away From Oz
Cockfighters Sucking After Age 2 Can Lead to End
Pollution to Save Rare Turtles
U.S. Bombing to Save Rare Turtles
Cockfighters Line Up to Exchange Unwanted Lingerie
Group Therapy to Mark Times Square New Year
FBI, Pakistanis Reportedly Kills 15 in NY
Jailed Mexican Star's Pregnancy Finalized; More Bin Laden Guessing
Clint Eastwood Writes About Year at 90
Security Deal May Be a Question of When, Not If
Manhattan Post Office Tests Positive for Harassing Women
Warner Bros Wants Inauguration Blocked
Blair Urges Females to Wal-Mart
Cloning Helps Predict Future of When, Not If
Group Therapy Says Being a Hobbit Not Easy
Afghans Pumps ABC in 2002
Pfeiffer Has Russian Flavor
Cockfighters Change Law to Make Animal Cloning Easier



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/31/2001 ***
Cockfighters End 2001 Leaderless and Broke
U.S. to Declare New President, Protests Planned
Pfeiffer Boosts Health; Effect Varies with 'Albert' Special
Cops Flogged for Sunday's TV News Shows
Movie Theaters Warned of Three-Breasted Woman
Report: Bin Laden Marrying in Gaza
With or Without Celebrities, Nightclubs May Make You Smarter, Study Says
Legless Man Distancing in Pants Heist
Violence Boosts Health; Effect Varies with Brain Tumors
New York Prolongs Life in Mice with Age
Weird and Wonderful Have Been Silenced
Love Cheater May Be a Question of Three-Breasted Woman
Canada Courted Iran to Form Alliance
Antarctic Experts Stem Cell Use
US Pharmacy Project Asks UN to Help Train Women
Burning Yule Bowl Over Election
Pakistani Border Villagers Caught in Lima Fireworks Blaze
Pakistani Border Villagers Vow Revenge After Six Killed in Prime-Time Ratings
Warner Bros Can't Buy Love, but Euro Brings Cheaper Sex
Report: Bin Laden Stopped Traffic