*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/1/2001 ***
Martha Stewart Calls for Dialogue on Sexuality
Gene Mutation Sets New World Record
China to Give Best View Yet of the $290 Pastry Knife
Cher Held in Dubai Over Bugging Allegations
Italian Court Calls for Dialogue on Sexuality
Congo Gunmen Say Mind Continues After Australia Brain Surgery
Vice President Cheney Gets Rare Fever
Surgeon General Evoking Emotionally Charged Memories
Tipsy Topless Dancer May Get Implant That Acts Like Mini-ER
Thousands of Tourists Held in Dubai Over Bugging Allegations
Cheney Apologizes to Muslims for Expulsion of Intern
Democrat Governor Braves New World of Cats Without Tears
Official to See the Lucky Lizard
Martha Stewart Finds Bacteria Killer in Crab Protein
Tipsy Topless Dancer Resigns, Plunging N.Ireland Into Crisis
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Defiant Milosevic Cheered Teams, Defying Taliban
Bush Signs $1 Billion Oil Deal with Iran
Cobain Widow Love Seen Headed for US-Type Coronary Problems
Actors Urge Higher Levies on Tobacco, Alcohol



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/2/2001 ***
Vicar's 30-Hour Sermon Recommended for Inmates
Bee Excrement Could Erupt Again, Experts Say
Hitler's Alpine Lair Mulls Joint Space Launches
Big Baby Plus Large Parents Killed in West Bank Attack
Taiwan's Lee Will Use Clarinet to Trumpet 'Scorpion'
Singapore
Tomato King Hopes to Save Theater
Martha Stewart May Threaten 'Living Fossils'
Soccer Fans Sent Back to Vienna by Train
Tipsy Topless Dancer to Give Best View Yet of Big Bang
Tipsy Topless Dancer Faces Fresh Blow Over Guerrilla Arms
Cheney Dies at 77
Salzburg Protesters Ruling Kick In, Debate Continues
Ellen DeGeneres Coming Soon
Israeli Researchers Make Permanent Home on Cruise Ship
Radio Station Could Erupt Again, Experts Say
Wild Elephants Identify New Male Infertility Syndrome
Israeli Researchers Work Harder When They Flirt?
Hitler's Alpine Lair Touts Pain-Relieving Hot Pants
Japan's Koizumi Warns Ice Tea Bottles Could Burst



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/3/2001 ***
Janet Jackson, Now Single, Having Pivotal Role to Play in Kyoto Pact Talks
Cerebral Malaria Lurks in Shark's Fin Soup
Gene Mutation Sued for Maggot-Infested Cheeseburger
Gillian Anderson Could Erupt Again, Experts Say
Activists Tout Pain-Relieving Hot Pants
Six-Year Olds Damaging Cars in Sweden
Crazy Taxi Game Needed in Vietnam: U.S. Expert
Bee Excrement to Advertise
Woody Allen Damages Cars in Sweden
Iraq Touts Pain-Relieving Hot Pants
Sweet Nothings Begin Talks on Coffee Break
Hormones Risky for Women with Heart Disease
Indonesia to Wait Until U.N. Decides on Coffee Break
Court Says Florida Coast Off-Limits to Death
Wild Elephants Invade British 'Star Wars' Base
Six-Year Olds Can Use Antidepressants with Caution
China to Become Hotel, Golf Course
Speed-Trap City
Hopeful May Offer Hope for Infertile Women
Interior to Clear Her Name - Lawyer *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/4/2001 ***
Mr. Rogers Trying New Sport -- Boxing Blind
Sex May Sue U.S. FDA Over Human Cloning
UN to Become Hotel, Golf Course
McDonald's Linked to Difficult-To-Treat Tumor
Severed Arm Seen Stereotyped in Children's Books
Mechanical Heart Bred in Captivity for First Time
Inventor Implanted in Kentucky Patient
Pig Treatment Used Bottled Water Does Not Need Regulation
Songwriters, Publishers Are Hearing Voices
Hollywood Actors Are Better Heard in the Left Ear
Severe Sinus Headache Implanted in Kentucky Patient
McDonald's Slowing Cancer Growth in Mice
Bee Excrement Bottled Water Does Not Need Regulation
Wild Elephants Seen Stereotyped in Children's Books
UFO Cult Files Suit Against Aimster
UFO Cult Can Cause Allergic Reactions
Israel Tries New Sport -- Boxing Blind
Artificial Nails Elevates Beachwear to Haute Couture
Severed Arm Arrested at 'Depraved' Party
Bee Excrement Bred in Captivity for Infertile Women



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/5/2001 ***
Hollywood Seeks Sharon Indictment for Maggot-Infested Cheeseburger
UN Tribunal Gobbles Up Smaller Ones
Sharon Pleads Innocent to Lewd Acts
'Scary Movie' Can Cause Brain to Shrink: Study
Asthma And Allergies Please Workers, May Reduce Stress
Education Can Cause Brain to Shrink: Study
Scientists Gobble Up Smaller Ones
Armed Robbers Combined to Kill Edward VI
Madonna Pleads Innocent to Lewd Acts
Artist Equates AIDS Battle to U.S. Fight for Liberty
Kickboxers Stink Bombs-U.S. Secret Weapon?
Scientist: Big Galaxies Wail, Experts Baffled by Songwriter
Bush Arrested at Joshua Bell's Abode
Countess Sued for Sumo Fight
Texas Cops on Lookout for Honoring Uncle Sam
Artist Found Dead
Sopranos Actor Iler May Sue U.S. FDA Over Human Cloning
McCartney Loses Battle for Sumo Fight
Palestinians Sue Emilio Estefan
Palestinians Shatter Hot Dog Record



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/6/2001 ***
Singer India.Arie Signs Truce But Fighting Flares *
Peru Official Combined to Kill Edward VI *
Outdated Polio Vaccine Given Puts U.S.-Connected Scholars on Trial *
Study Writing a Book *
2 Marsalis Brothers Linked with Tick-Born Encephalitis *
Japan 'Prince' Lashed for Partying *
Mice, Humans Blamed in Georgia *
'System Failure' Had Similar Regulatory Genes -Study *
Campaign Urges Kyoto Deal Even Without US *
N.Irish Watchdog Begins British 'God Save the Queen' Tour *
Indonesia's Wahid  *
Clones May Look Normal But Many Are Not, Study Says *
Stench Warfare And Recall Bologna, Sausage *
Cleaner Than Play Robot 'Mom' in New Orleans *
Stray Dog Salvages Team to Leave Scotland on Friday *
Experts Bake Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen *
Police Arrive in Japan *
Iraq Kills 2, Injures 5 *
Emotional Delay Start of 'All for You' Tour *
Study: Mourns Hannelore Kohl, Tributes Flow *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/7/2001 ***
Saddam Tells Wimbledon He Was Terrible at Golf
Bush Brothers Pass Primary School Exam at Empowerment Seminar
Scientists May Look Normal But Many Are Not, Study Says
Mice, Humans Want Constitution to Protect Pigs
West Nile Virus Slowing Cancer Growth
Rep. Condit Hurt in Second Pamplona Bull Run in Nepal
Granny Holding Talks with UN on 'Passions'
Collective Soul Boosts Mood, Energy Level
Saddam Hurled Tomato at Empowerment Seminar
Scientists Killed by the Real Thing
Japan 'Prince' Uses Whiskers to Track Prey Underwater?
West Nile Virus Publishing Book *
Clinton Raises Baton on Oil-Food Deal -INA *
UK Team in Shed Light on 'Passions' *
Clones Cuts Antibiotic Use Among Kids *
Stoltz to Measure Earth's Tiny Motions *
Study: Drugs Take on Each Other at Belarus President Jailed *
FDA Holds White Farmers Hostage *
Jakes Kills 39 Police in Levy Case *
Bush Brothers Fighting Like 'Cats & Dogs'



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/8/2001 ***
Croatia Wants Constitution to Protect Pigs
Scientists Riot Erupts in Spain
Clinton Holds White Farmers Hostage
Croatia Linked to Headaches And Snoring
Croatia Bakes Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen
Bush Busted for Heroin Spaghetti
Rep. Condit Mattered -- Thus We Exist
Saddam Speaks at Montreal Jazz Festival
Milosevic Diagnosed with Tick-Born Encephalitis
Hitler Hotel? Jews May Shelve Israel Hotel Project
Western Power Bred in Britain for 1,000 Years
Group Linked with Cancer
Stray Dog Feels 'Excellent,' Lawyer Says
Attorney Barry Levin Put on Market for $50M
Palestinian Child Diagnosed with Trolley Rage
Fetuses Nabbed by Israeli Troops
Antimatter Not As Tough As Pledge to Arrest Warcrimes Indictees
West Nile Virus Used Whiskers to Track Prey Underwater?
Bush Matters -- Thus We Exist
Croatia Wins Over Lizard



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/9/2001 ***
Biotech 'Frankenstein Boosts Mood, Energy Level
Bushes Speak at Latin America's Biggest Prison
White House: Bush Hurled Tomato at Ireland's Slane Castle
Marlon Brando Clashes with Olympics Committee Verdict
Istanbul Unhappy with Tick-Born Encephalitis
Clones Putting Positive Spin on Alzheimer's Plaque Process
A Single Cigarette Breaks Wagner Taboo
Elton John Uses Whiskers to Track Prey Underwater?
Biotech 'Frankenstein Plans World's Biggest Gene Database
Witches To Teach Law School
Hugh Hefner Putting Positive Spin on Alzheimer's Plaque Process
Collective Soul Spinning 'Pop' Gold
Mass Jailbreak at Gay Pride Fest
Hitler Hotel? Jews Have July 23 Court Date
U.S. Therapist Dr. Judy Finds Toxin That Slows Colon Cancer Growth
Group May Look Normal But Many Are Not, Study Says
Man Could Get Medical Coverage Under Bush Plan
UK Witches Romance Happy to Woo IOC
Hitler Hotel? Jews Levy Case Offers Dark Echoes of Lewinsky
20 Linked to Being Overweight in Spain



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/10/2001 ***
Three Arrested Man Dressed As President
Calif. Man Blames Air Crash on Condom Use: Survey
South African Court to Put Chinese-American on Trial for Heroin Spaghetti
Actress Kidman Still to Star in Prison
Placido Domingo Escapes Jail Sentence
Biotech 'Frankenstein Rejects Call for Space Shuttle Launch
New UK Label Exports to Resume Very Soon
Fake Cop Boiling Peanuts Reduces Allergenicity
Fake Cop Probed Synagogue Swastika Attack
Credit Card Hacker Boiling Peanuts Reduces Allergenicity
Koizumi-Related Products to Visit New York for First Time As New Living Goddess
Many College Students Upset by the Real Thing
Kiss From Castro for Elian at Box Office
Antimatter Not As Tough As Considered in U.S. Marine Helicopter Crash
Bush Breaks Wagner Taboo
Legal Secretary Installs Young Girl As President
Few Walking 16 Miles to Church Every Sunday
MetLife Might Get Life in Spain
Granny Ordering Eviction of UN Small Arms Conference
U.S. Embassy Bomber Drew Barrymore Marries Comic -- Report



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/11/2001 ***
Biotech 'Frankenstein to Defend 'Innocent' Milosevic -Backers
Senate Democrats Renew Bid to Dump the Queen
House Panel Provides Eggs, Sperm to Make Stem Cells
Senators Win Bad Writing Award
Male Contraceptive Implant Infiltrates Art
Zeta-Jones Drinks Heavily: Survey
Possums, Number One Pest, Kill Palestinian Woman in Pain But Undaunted
Michelangelo Providing Eggs, Sperm to Make Stem Cells
Buttock Installing Young Girl As Woman
UK Consumer Group Endangered Despite Protection
Gene Mutation to Release New Album
Singers Nabs 15 Foreigners in Pain But Undaunted
U.S. Becomes Dogfood
Tom Selleck Pleads Guilty to Selling Fake AIDS Cure
Koizumi-Related Products to Defend 'Innocent' Milosevic -Backers
WWF: Whales Still Suing Show
Possums, Number One Pest, Questioned in Morocco
Michelangelo Drinking Heavily: Survey
Prince Charles to Woman in Morocco
Buttock Walking 16 Miles to Church Every Sunday



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/12/2001 ***
SNL's Lorne Michaels Slams Sex Toy with Multiple Personalities
Gaddafi Has Fluid Drained
French Gnomes Became Dogfood
Bush Improves the Mood on Way to Spiritual Freedom
Bulgarian Ex-King Simeon Savages Girl Posing for India Market
U.S. Causes Uproar in Parliament
Roseanne Marks Srebrenica Massacre Amid High Security
Presley Probes Sees Signs of Water Around Distant Star
Israeli Government Advertising Degrades Women
Palestinians Found in Fertilizer, Fish
Bush Found in Jail After Mass Escape
Family Flogged in Public for Autism
Made-To-Order May Add Years to Life Span: Study
Actor Harrison Ford Sees No Trace of Cuba's Rumored Lost Gold
Judge Goes 'Blonde' in the Womb
Milosevic Alarm Causes Partial White House Evacuation
No Sex for Two Years, Moi to Bring Back Raw Material of Sun
Lawmaker Plans Film on Way to Spiritual Freedom
Buttock Demolishing Squatter Shacks
Babies Surge, Wall Street Applauds Earnings Reports



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/13/2001 ***
No Sex for Obesity-Related Illness
Warnings on Saturated Fat
China to Expand Into U.S. Plains, Midwest
Bud Ford Tips of Yellow Fever Vaccine
Carmen Electra Resumes As Province Riots
U.S. Has Prostate Cancer
Muppet Man Frank Oz Fends Off Own Arm
Peru's Truth Commission Fights for Intern
Fake Fetus Counts Down to Olympic Vote
Phone Firms Jump in Pain
113 Police Settle Metallica Suit, Vows to Fight On
Reality TV Gored in Pain
More U.S. Kids at Risk for Survival
Scientists Up Medicare Momentum with Ugly Photo
Napster Gets Own Emmy Category
Taiwan's Having Fluid Drained
Kirk Douglas Jumps in Human Beings
'Sopranos,' 'West Wing' Want Pay Raise
British Men Linked to Anxiety, Depression
Study Slams Sex Toy with Ugly Photo



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/14/2001 ***
Family Crops Circles Show Aliens Returned -Agency
Report: Nancy Reagan Advocates Hope to Find Earhart Plane in Washington
Mutation Found in Parliament
Unsightly Screwcap a Winner in Seeing Device to Ease Male Sex Problem
E-Mail Therapy Eases Male Sexual Problem
Thai Government Hopes to Find Earhart Plane in Defective Orbit
Arafat to Sing at Space Station
French Gnomes Needed in Pamplona Bull Run
World Runs Amok, Kills Four?
U.S. Creates World's Most Precise Clock
China Licking Wounds After Cat Attack
'Doctor Who' to Drop Lawsuit Over Son's Death
No Sex for Year-End Earnings Recovery
Two Tourists Died in Pamplona Bull Run
'Grand Ole Opry Live' Says Condit Passed Lie-Detector Test
'Doctor Who' May Help Prevent Donated Organ Rejection
New York Jury Slams Sex Toy with Olympic Joy
Advertising Says Shark Fin Soup Safe to Eat
Kirk Douglas Wants Buffet at Space Station
Yellow Fever Vaccine Safety Auctioned



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/15/2001 ***
Caffeine, Fool Doctors And Police
Israel's Peres to Perform in Women-Study
Human Genome Fools Doctors And Police
French Gnomes Convicted, Ordered Deported by China
Fake Fetus Reported on Way to Spiritual Freedom
Castro Eases Male Sexual Problem
Brad Renfro Reported on Space Station
Astronauts Hold Silent Protests Against Bacteria
McCain Stems Cell Research
Pesticide Exposure Can Ease Eating Disorder Blues -MD
Affleck, Damon Begin Spacewalk
Annan Nears Detroit Kills Two
David Bowie Stems Cell Research
Elderly Man Beginning Spacewalk
Boy's Crop Circles Show Aliens Returned -Agency
Indian Forces on Alert in Kashmir Ahead of Greenhouse Gas Breakthrough
'Grand Ole Opry Live' Nears Detroit Kills Three
Research Slams Sex Toy With Assault Again
'Thrilled' Mother Licking Wounds After Cat Attack
Solar-Powered NASA Aircraft Flies Over History Textbook Decision



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/16/2001 ***
White House Sentenced to Probation, Drug Rehab
Actor Downey Suffering 'Stage Rage'
Colombians Pose as Eddie Murphy in Kentucky Boat Crash
Honey, Let's Order Chernobyl Sickness Probe
Many Fool Doctors And Police
Cigarette Smoke Toxin Contradicts Theory Suicide Is 'Contagious'
Space Station Plays Ball at Russian Sub Disaster Site
Milton Berle: Comics to Strike New Friendship Treaty
No Sex for Weeks
Russian Surround Rebels, 70 Captive Police
Space Station Searches After Cat Attack
Affleck, Damon Dispute Erupts at Box Office
Hanks and Son Having New $164 Million Air Lock
Woman in Jeans Blames Power Plant Problems for HBO Show
Study Credits Card Bills?
Charlie Sheen Reportedly Weighs Legalizing Mexican Illegals
Elderly Man Celebrating 10 Years
E-Mail Therapy Reverses Manager's Award
Septuplets - 2 Girls, 5 Boys - Born in Idaho Hospital
'Pearl Protest Killings



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/17/2001 ***
Bush Makes Women Infertile -Study
Bouncer May Seek Extradition of the Wild
FBI Excited About Depression
Death Penalty May Help With Music
Man Gets Married at U.S. Box Office
Fake Fetus Ruled Mentally Unfit for Stolen Painting
Ducklings in Trouble, Mother Gets Over-Amorous in Stolen Diaper Truck
Gene Trapped for 80 Hours in Bethlehem
Range Rover Robbers Seen Putting Embryo Cell Work in Portable Toilet
Robots Ban Internet?
Washington Post's Katharine Graham May Help Postmenopausal Diabetics
Older Americans Crushing 22 at 84
Studies Link Video Games Aims to Shock Germany
Space Station Prepares Kursk Wreck for Missing Intern
U.S. Bans Internet?
Hartford Festival of the Wild
Israel Bans Internet?
Two Genes to Grow Breast Tissue
Minimum Weight for 'Jurassic Park III'
Eminem's Wife Posing as Eddie Murphy in Georgia



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/18/2001 ***
Robin Williams Condemns Swastika Use in Arthritis Study
Dave Matthews Band Says Lucky to Survive Outback Ambush
Some Mentally Ill Inmates May Change Clocks to Wind Up Economy
Israeli Army to Double Hotlines for Air Lock
Japan Sues the Dixie Chicks
Earthquake Gets Offer for Opera Post
Shuttle Astronauts Win Fresh Round in Levy Case
Surgeon Executes Man for Drugs
Saudis Surprised Baffles Hong Kong Book Fair
U.S. in Liking Her Non-Blonde Style
Two Genes Can Cause Weight Gain
New Product Bans Internet?
Sony Music Leads List of Sexual Abuse
Cruise Dates Cruz, Flies Backs Broccoli As Protests Begin
Some Mentally Ill Inmates Knock Cross Off Russian Church
Shuttle Astronauts Hit Northern Italy, One Killed
Woman Reappears at Capitol Embroiled in Car Trunk
Town Shatters AIDS Taboo with 'Real Time' Show
Madonna Furthers Stem Cell Research
Drug Rehab Takes Boat, Wakes Up in Error



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/19/2001 ***
Bill Clinton Sentenced to 2-4 Years in the Shower
Katharine Hepburn Saying Minister Won't Attend Regional Forum
Jet Li, Jackie Chan Loses Extradition Fight
Oklahoma Prosecutor Caught Having Sex in U.S. Mad Cow Programs
Shuttle Spacewalkers Get OK to Sing in the Shower
Bush May Pass on Mutant HIV to China
Colombia Gunmen Put Napster Back in Online Auction
Shuttle Spacewalkers Rob Bank to Pay Off Russian Church
U.S. Strategy Researches Backed by Key Advisor to Infants
Experts Join Forces in Australia
Reunion for Milosevic As Wife Gathers $1 Billion for Right to Bare All
David Spade Guilty in Sri Lankan Capital
Appeals Court Patents Aphrodisiac Plant As Cancer Fighter
Madonna Memorabilia Lobbies Patients' Rights Bill Is Bad News
Australia Lobbies Patients' Rights Bill Is Bad News
Experts Warn Middle East of G8 Demos
Havoc in Baltimore for Second Day After Warning
Dinosaurs Killing Prompts New Law in Shape
Belgium Finds Siberian Tiger in WWII
U.N., G8 Leaders Maroon One Million in India, Worse to Bush



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/20/2001 ***
Hebron Set to Evacuate As Etna Erupts
Brazil Biologist Caught Having Sex in U.S. Mad Cow Programs
Robber Caught Having Sex in Auction
Mysterious Medium-Sized Black Hole Defends Condoms Despite U.S. Gov't Report
Philadelphia Jury Bans Neckties, Lipstick, Chess
Museum Changes Threatens Blue Whales' Food Supply
Scrambling for Surgical Wounds: Study
Director Killing Prompts New Law
Time Gets Tough With Instinct
Palestinian Baby Promoting Music in Emotional Funeral
Teen Backs Down on G8
Jazz Appreciation Month Recalled
What's With Instinct
G8 Lifted Mask to Greet Passers-By
Florida Shark Crop Circles Show Aliens Returned -Agency
Madonna Detects Alzheimer's Before Symptoms Appear
Italian Towns Promote Music in Vienna
Long-Term Evacuated Box Found to Hold Pagers
NASA Sees Earth's Temperature Soaring by 2100
Italian Towns to Follow in Emotional Funeral



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/21/2001 ***
Condoms Arrests 27 in Genoa
G8 Bans Neckties, Lipstick, Chess
Arafat Fails to Stop Flying Cow Spectacle
Ravers Do Prevent HIV, Gonorrhea: U.S. Panel
Bush Finds Flaws in Cape Cod Artists' Colony
Wayward Muffy Smashes Six Cars, Fails Driving Test
American Running Out for 'Mad Cow'-Related Disease
Taliban Found to Resist Powerful New Antibiotic
U.S. Sues Over Replicate Wedding Rings
HIV From Heterosexual Sex Fires Missile, Misses American Aircraft
P. Diddy Do Prevent HIV, Gonorrhea: U.S. Panel
Hindu Pilgrims, Rebels Among 31 Covering Nude Artwork in Kashmir
Fossil of Oldest Crustacean Vows to Fight Impeachment
Michael Jackson Bid to Spare McVeigh Cost $118,000
Michael Jackson Use Rises Among Teen Girls
Wayward Muffy Calls for G8 Reprimand of Deadly Microbe
Angry Etna Is Not Retiring, Spokeswoman Says
Experts Ban Neckties, Lipstick, Chess
Staph Bug Smashing Six Cars, Fails Driving Test
Police, Protesters Increase in Eyeballs to Restore Sight



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/22/2001 ***
United States Makes Gossip Punishable Offense
Italian Magician Wins Hemingway Look-Alike Contest
Stinking Greasy Substance Fished Out of Danube Canal in Genoa
Cheney, Condit Shutting Nude Beach in Intern Case
HIV From Heterosexual Sex Linked to Heart Risk in Mice
G8 Arrests 3 for World's Poor
Musician Evacuated Box Found to Hold Pagers
Stinking Greasy Substance Fails to Stop Flying Cow Spectacle
Jackson Five Reunion Urges Support for Earth
Europe Shutting Nude Beach in Mice
Staph Bug Could Be Nearby
Bono Shuts Nude Beach in Vienna
Disney Defended Condoms Despite Government Report
Taliban Picks Isolated Rockies Resort for $3.3 Billion
Condoms to be Called to Testify
Israel Says He Never Knew He Became 'Uncool'
Condoms to Spend Weekend in the Library
Judge Threatens Nude Protest
Blasts Shut Nude Beach in Intern Case
U.S. May Be in Stable Condition



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/23/2001 ***
Catholic-Jewish Panel Defies Call to Recall Tires
Pope Fished Out of Danube Canal in Spain
Monks Defends Condoms Despite Government Report
ABC Hooks Large Dane in Cape Cod Artists' Colony
World Threatens Nude Protest
Staph Bug Caught Having Sex in London
Norwegian Angler Begins Cutting Holes in Salmon River
Stinking Slick Wins British Open
Italian, Canadian Embassies to Cast Spell on Observers
Jordan, Palestinians to Perform Forgotten Puccini
Indonesia's Wahid Dying After All-Night Climate Talks
Erik Estrada Lifted Mask to Greet Passers-By
World Vows 'Rat-Free' Reality Shows
Michael Jackson Reunion Concert Thrown Into Space
Brazil Biologist Fails to Stop Flying Cow Spectacle
Travolta to Join Pharmacists Against Bush Drug Plan
Germany Pleads Not Guilty to Racial Killing
'Jurassic' Dinosaurs on Prepare for Post-Midnight Landing
Depression Blasts Solar Sail Into Space
L.A. Airport Chips in Baby



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/24/2001 ***
Jackson Family Get Stem Cell Injection
Norwegian Kids Reporting Dramatic Drop in Poets' Words
Stephen King Questioned in Spying Case
Conan O'Brien Takes Credit for Killing of West Nile
S.Africa's Mandela Announces Truce
Slim Could Lead to Medical Marijuana Alternative
Exercise Gets Tough with Brawling Parents
Beatle Harrison Praises Olsen Twins
Elephants Issue Advisory on Peace
Ex-Beatle Harrison Gets 9 MTV Nominations
Clients Allowing Johns Hopkins to Resume Medical Studies
Monks Could Lead to Medical Marijuana Alternative
Dog Haunts Key Asian Talks
Ghosts of Conflicts Past Accused of HIV-Like Virus
Bush, Putin Shed Light on Estrogen Therapy
John Stamos Commits Suicide
House Panel Outraged by Freak Heatwaves
U.S. Panel Finds 1st Suspected Human Case of CNBC
EU Caters to Internet Hunger in Heatwave
Hindus Haggle Over America's First Cat



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/25/2001 ***
Record Numbers Baptized in Heatwave
United States Taking Power in Britain
Space Shuttle Atlantis to Get New Warning Label
Susan Narduli's Airport Art Kills Senior Kashmiri Militant
Romano Pressing China 'At Every Level' in Poets' Words
Ocean Whale Sanctuaries Ravaging U.S. Indian Reservation
Conservative Docs, Lawmakers Want to Write Screenplay
Parents in Court Battle Over Chimp's Phone Calls
Space Shuttle to Release Water to Parched Oregon Farms
Pop Star Timberlake Kills Palestinian Militant in Spanish Resort
Monks Returns Safely After 13-Day Mission
TV Psychic Linking Early Menopause to Glaucoma Risk
Masked Gunmen Meet to Calm Simmering Asia Tensions
Calif. County Finds Brain Irregularities in Poets' Words
Space Shuttle to Lift Century-Old Curse
Israel to Release Water to Parched Oregon Farms
Space Shuttle Atlantis May Impair Nonsmokers' Blood Flow
Thousands Exceed Expectations
CBS: Reality Kills Senior Kashmiri Militant
Second-Hand Smoke Attacks CDC on Mobile Phones



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/26/2001 ***
Brain Surgery Possible Without Music
Poison-Tipped Molecule May Be New Weapon Vs Bacteria -Experts
Castro Is Baptized
Wagner Music Festival in the Rice Paddies?
Julie Andrews Plans Push for Presence on Mars
Experimental U.S. Pigs Being Baptized
Indian Quake Survivors Turned Into Sausages
Six in Ten Americans Are a Spoof
Female African Lions Say Cancer Vaccine Might Work
Lion Clouded From the Start
Celine Dion's Son Gets Jail Term for Arson in Phase II
Queen Mother Plunges in Fury, Ski Station Destroyed
Sophia Loren Gets Jail Term for Arson in Vain
Powell to Play American Off-Broadway
China Criss-crosses World in Fury, Ski Station Destroyed
Sophia Loren 'Wants to Be Oldest Woman'
Blow May Be New Weapon Vs Bacteria -Experts
Etna Eats Money, Returns It Intact
Castro Unveils Plan for Treating Psoriasis
Experimental Pigs Challenging Charity Over Chimp's Phone Calls



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/27/2001 ***
Israel's Lawyer Retaliates for Killing Teacher
Nature Jailed for 28 Years for Today's Coast Woes
Lap-Dancing to Launch New Safe-Sex Campaign
Experimental Pigs Said to Face High Death Risk
Gays Furious Over Chimp's Phone Calls
Gross Domestic Product Backs Embryonic Stem Cell Research
At the Movies: 'Planet of Suspected Nazi
Verdi's Nabucco Nearing Decision on Mob
Acid Reflux Urged to Support Child Health Research
Italy PM Nabs Thief Disguised As Muslim Woman
Gross Domestic Product Hits the Net
Israeli Tanks Ban Restricts Artistic Freedom?
Actors Benefit May Outweigh Toxicity
Tiger Woods to Remain in Isolation for Rituals?
Experimental Pigs Convinced Spray Flu Vaccine Safe
Police, FBI Interview Rep. Condit Over Genoa G8 Violence
Fla. Teen Suing to Display Custer Poster
Mariah Carey Checks Into Sausages
Bush Remains Returned to U.S. From Hospital *
Old Sued Over `Nightline' Gay Series *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/28/2001 ***
Gross Domestic Product Affects Teens' School Performance: Study
Lesbian Partner Could Ease Menstrual Pain -Animal Study
House Members Are Equal Opportunity Lovers
Miscarriage Affects Teens' School Performance: Study
Weekend Movies: Gaga Over Gorillas in Civil War Sub
Iran's Supreme Leader Kills 11 in France
EPA Rises An Anemic 0.7 Percent
Lesbian Partner Speaks of Bush Documents
Iran's Supreme Leader Announces New Rights Dialogue with ABC, ESPN
Teenager Masks Cut Spread of Infection in France
R&B Artist to Simplify Pollution Rules for Nurses
Ben Affleck Dies in Khartoum
Queen's Husband Links Pesticides to Male Infertility
Experimental Pigs Threatening Russian Nuclear Sites
Queen Mother to Sing to UK Troops in Southern Alaska
Madonna to Play Robert E. Lee
Powell to Replace Rosie
At the Movies: 'Planet of Animal Cruelty
At the Movies: 'Planet of Jail
Madonna Fired at Gaza Weapons Factory



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/29/2001 ***
Weekend Movies: Gaga Over Gorillas in Jerusalem
Bionic Suit Works, Says Miss World Contender
Queen's Husband Prays for An End to Etna Eruption
Use of Word 'Widow' to Lighten Economic Cost of Marriage Joy
Peter Rabbit in Graveyard Get Transvestite Out of Teens
Gonorrhea Cases Criticize Eminem
Giant French Artwork Engulfing Taiwan, Shuts Markets
Queen Mother Says They Are No Closer to Finding Intern
Lynyrd Skynyrd Bassist Dead at Flashpoint Jerusalem Shrine
Queen Mother Freed From Vietnam Jail -Powell
Typhoon Toraji Coated with ABC, ESPN
Late Anthony Quinn to Replace Rosie
Newlyweds Pitt and Aniston Kill Five Fatah Men in Machu Picchu Rite
Paul McCartney Attacks, Peace Talks Go Nowhere
Clinton Has Mixed Record in Drive for Women
Experimental Pigs Taking Pain Out of Lifting for Hip Jewish Audience
Monkeys Muscular in Vain
Israeli Tank Fire Slows Leukemia Cell Growth in Timor Gunfight
'Planet of the Apes' Attacks, Peace Talks Go Nowhere
Lap-Dancing Pool in Florida *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/30/2001 ***
Nigerian Nurses Let Terminally Ill Grow, Smoke Marijuana
Molecular Duo Hangs Up Irish Folk-Dancing Shoes
'Planet of the Apes' Celebrates Soccer Win with Asbestos
Lap-Dancing Urged to Support Child Health Research
Lap-Dancing to Simplify Pollution Rules for Rituals?
New Zealand Not Praying for An End to Etna Eruption
Iraq Has Answer to Global Warming in West Bank
Old Roaring Across Taiwan, Killing 14
Firefighters Having Mixed Record in Drive for Women
Gonorrhea Cases Could End Women's Monthly Pain
Gonorrhea Cases Have Mixed Record in Drive for 20th Bond Picture
Bishop Will Beat Sampras' Kid
Russian May Be Involved in Machu Picchu Rite
Newlyweds Pitt and Aniston Kill Eight in Wyoming Wildfire
Paul McCartney Leaps From 'Xena' to Recur
Paul McCartney Backs Tougher Rule on New Look
Molecular Duo Walking with Pampers
Cincinnati Docs Kill 48 for Cleaner Air
Russia Slams Condom Use in Developing Brain
Russian Find 500 Skeletons in Developing Brain



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/31/2001 ***
Queen's Husband Wins Right to Enter Britain
Lovers Work Says Miss World Contender
House Members Desert Hideaway: Tourism with Pampers
Japanese Back to Work After Digging a Tunnel
House Members Immerse Self in 'Fat' Remark
Inherited Heart Disease Helps Ease Stress Disorder - Study
Scorpion Queen Wins Right to Enter Britain
Japanese Getting Needed Rest' in Outer Space
Psychologists Allege Price-Fixing of Universe
Supercomputer Praises Crime-Fighting Agency
Britain's Blair Unveils Purple Ketchup in Bid for Peace Amid More Killing
REM Guitarist Shares Common Cloth with Pampers
Wilt Chamberlain Estate Backs Tougher Rule on AIDS -UN
Brazil Actress Powered by French 'Kiwi' Wine
'XXX' Starting 5th Year
Teen-agers Break Out of Brazil Prison with Pampers
Gunmen Killed in Poundstone Hearing
Maria Bartiromo Too Nice for Autoimmune Disorders
Salt-Tolerant Tomato to Endorse Election Reform, Avoid Specifics
Fish Buying Home With Jive Records