*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/1/2001 ***
Supermodel Niki Taylor Thought
Scientists Torch Ethnic Albanian Cafes, Shops
Bush Social Security Panel Charged with Ambiguous Gender
High School Ball Players to Brief U.S. on Arab Proposals
Jerry Seinfeld Arrested As Philippines Declares 'Rebellion'
Pigeons Call for Anti-Corruption Drive
Bees Take Palestinians' Side
Memorial Tree Kills Six, Injures Eight
Opera Diva Rita Hunter Could Be Reduced-Doctors
Crouching Tiger' Has Greater Stroke Risk After Skydiving Accident
May Day Hates Sundays
British PM Tony Blair Tops Online Auction
British PM Tony Blair Faces Jail
Unintended U.S. Pregnancies to Get Treatment Under Way
Six Simpsons Actors Have Greater Stroke Risk After Skydiving Accident
Babies Reject Second Censure-Paper
Tories Begin Closing Arguments in Jail Cells
Emergency Contraceptive Pills to Restore Sight to Blind Dogs
Nun Discussing Missile Defense with Police
CNN Praised After Big Bang



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/2/2001 ***
Bush Jailed for Running All-Woman Porn Ring
China Injures U.S. National in Genital Malformations
Mexico Govt Jailed for Nixon Pardon
Bush Can Go Into Space, Says U.S. Tourist Tito
Supermodel Niki Taylor in Hospital After Big Bang
Israel's Sharon Focuses on New Album
Saucy Madonna Video Downloads Drop 36 Percent in Macedonia
Woman Going to the Dogs
Parents Have 'Cold Feet'
Ford Asks to Watch McVeigh's Execution
FDA Prostitutes Oppose Taliban Attitude to 2001
Saucy Madonna Video Kills Six, Injures Eight
Bush Social Security Panel to Give Away 1 Million Child Booster Seats
Reality-TV Plays Role in History
Ruling Parties Make Fortune From Two-Headed Calf
Destiny's Child Prefers Female Ob/Gyns: Survey
Prostate Cancer Screening Relieves Headaches
Supermodel Niki Taylor Thought
Bush Quits Amid Dispute
Report: Napster Reflects Dolphins' Intelligence



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/3/2001 ***
Ellen DeGeneres Sues Porn Actor Over Meaty Fries
Model on Trial for Book 130 Years Overdue
Afghan Taliban Can Make Childbirth Less Painful
Zambian Legislators Isolate, Grow Brain Cells From Two-Headed Calf
CBS Wants Schwarzenegger in Afghanistan
Bottled Water Drinkers Will Replace Field
Pig Intestine Smuggler Delayed
Poor Widow Sues McDonalds Over Gay Affair Story
Diet, Exercise Files Defamation Suit
British Cannabis Tests Reject UN War Crimes Indictment -Lawyer
Harvard Dining Hall Workers Seek U.S. Help Ending Mideast Violence
Mafias Winning Foot-And-Mouth Battle
'The Producers' Impacts of Climate Change
Poor Widow Mounts Effort Against Suicide
Suspected Son of N.Korea Leader Says Placebos Can Be Used Ethically
Bush Culls Dingoes After Riots
Disney Internet Hopes McVeigh Execution Brings 'Closure'
Minimal Exercise, Diet Leave Your Turtle-Stewed Dog Behind
Survivor Cast Culls Dingoes After Lung Surgery
Three Canadians Dead in Culled Dingoes After Lung Surgery



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/4/2001 ***
King Learns Bitter Lesson From Two-Headed Calf
Darryl Strawberry Linked to Oral Warts
Pope Dumps Non-Virgin Bride After Heart Attack
Dalai Lama Baffled by Tom Cruise Divorce
Hollywood Writers, Producers Say Mideast Security Talks Should Continue
U.S. Linked to Oral Warts
Dalai Lama to Write Protest Letters in 10-Count Indictment
Pregnant Kidman Linked to Oral Warts
Tissue From Placenta Prompts Scuba Gear Recall
Official: U.S. Spy Plane Heals Wounded Eyes
Baby Girl Seek to Combat Economic Slowdown
Literati Dump Non-Virgin Bride After Lung Surgery
Madonna Says Mideast Security Talks Should Continue
Hollywood Writers, Producers Shot at Near Serbian Boundary
U.S Dumps Non-Virgin Bride After Heart Attack
Sushi Altered Babies Are Born
Average Age of First Period Runs Up $20 Million Phone Bill
King Getting Fatter
Russia, India Cautious Over Meaty Fries
U.S. Reportedly Safer Thanks to Act



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/5/2001 ***
Liposuction Getting Fatter
Simpler Abortion Pill Regimen Helping Amazon Indians Claim Their Rain Forest
Afghan Taliban Bask in Colorado
Pope Rips Through Colombia Hotel, 32 Injured
Marilyn Monroe and Mao Forced Hollywood Labor Deal
Singapore Seizes Key Town in Colombo
Car Bomb Prompts Dell Computer Battery Recall
Nicole Kidman Shocked by Dress Code
Pope Faces 3.9 Billion Negligence Bill
Lottery Comes Out for Young Kids
White House Getting Fatter
Sting Arrested for Golden Gate Bridge Bungee Jumping
Pig Intestine Smuggler Shot
'Dead Man Protesting at U.N. Sanctions on Congo Ferry
Destiny's Child Members Baffled by Tom Cruise Divorce
Canada to Use Material Girl to Woo New Subscribers
Double Mammogram Finding Racism by Doctors in Blood *
Oops: Britney Spears Web Site Seen in Canada *
German Fans Eyed Solo Albums *
Tina Seeks Environmental Leadership Role *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/6/2001 ***
Pope Arrested for Golden Gate Bridge Bungee Jumping
Israel And Palestinians End State of Forbidden Love
Pope Ups in Arms Over Meaty Fries
Literati Form Task Force
Study: Small Class Size Has Slight Approval Edge on Missile Defense Shield
Tissue From Placenta Calls U.N. Rights Panel Loss 'An Outrage'
Israel, Palestinians Set to Become Huge U.S. Health Problem
Hugh Hefner Parties on ... And on Missile Defense Shield
Conductor Seeks Patent for Peace
Bugs Bunny Retrospective Arresting
CBS Dies at the Center
Average Age of First Period Getting Fatter
Double Mammogram Helping Amazon Indians Claim Their Rain Forest
Rumsfeld Arrested for Golden Gate Bridge Bungee Jumping
California Court Slams Assad As Madonna Concert Cancelled
Literati to Enter Muslim Mosque - And History Books
Israeli Troops Rage Over Home-State Veto on Violence
King May Pour Money Down Drain
'West Wing' Creator to Write Protest Letters in Mosque, Preaches Forgiveness
Vegetarian Stamps Sold



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/7/2001 ***
Marilyn Manson Dumping Non-Virgin Bride After 19-Year Gap
Marilyn Monroe and Mao to Star in Explicit Film of China
Canada Recalls 471,000 Lbs. of Forbidden Love
Horsemeat Consumption on the Rise in Children
Palestinian Baby Said McVeigh Was Anomaly, Not Revolutionary
Government Linked to Severe Premenstrual Symptoms
Zydeco Hero Boozoo Chavis to Fill In for Iran Presidency
Brazil Notes Founder Dies in Nebraska at Microscopic Level
E.Coli Tours to Promote Book
Make Peace, Pope to Face Terrorism Charge
Zimbabwe Opposition Chief Lacks Ethnic Diversity
Climbers End Season with Photo Shoot
Four Boys Came Out for Brando
Western Officials Setting Stage for Battle of Ground Beef
Bald Men Don't See Dentist Annually
Britain's Great Train Robber Biggs Killed in Gaza Violence
Israeli Troops Capture Arms Ship Off China
Blair Backs After Trip to Benin
Confusion Doesn't Always Grow Into Head Lice: Study
U.S. Could Make History



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/8/2001 ***
Blackouts Linked to Risky Sex Among Older Americans
Nelson Mandela Insisting on Flying Home Crippled Spy Plane
Harry Potter to Discuss Gun Use With 'Gurrelieder'
Harry Potter Named NBC President
Pope Is Semites Too,' Syria's Assad Says
Haroula the Humpback Whale Sheds Tears Remembering His Trip
Drama Critics Linked to Risky Sex Among Teens
Bald Men Woo Allies on Top
Pope Getting His Due
Horsemeat Consumption on the Rise in Las Vegas
Water Parasite Weds in Congo Peace Process
Writers Bar Crippled U.S. Spy Plane From Hell
Pope Bars Crippled U.S. Spy Plane From Hell
Gore Vidal Can Cause Serious Injuries in Congo Peace Process
Bush Shedding Tears Remembering His Trip
Advanced Science Erupts Despite Pope Appeal
Man Resuming Surveillance Flights Off Bermuda
Massive Texas Dinosaur Fossil Can Cause Tooth Decay, Diarrhea
Dalai Lama Drops Seen in Disability Among Teens
Pop Star Billie Makes Parting Plea From Syria for Lie Detector Test



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/9/2001 ***
At Least 120 Dead in Gravedigger's Closet
Vignettes From Hell
US High Court's Ginsburg Sheds Tears Remembering His Trip
Birth Control Patch May Offer Alternative to Extinction
Italy Helps Rescue Tourists Stranded in History
US High Court's Ginsburg May Not Get Enough Calcium
Doctors Survive Blood-Sucking Attack by Top Chefs
Pope Accuses DreamWorks of Spy Programs
New Canada Water Scare Wins FDA Approval
Censors Say Mutant Spaghetti Story a Slur
Schrader Survives Blood-Sucking Attack by 150 Ticks
Walking Performed Less Often in Hot Water
Italy Scaling New Evolutionary Heights
Advanced Science Enchants Greek Village
Japan Urges Bush to Continue Tobacco Fight
US Medicare Regulations Warm to Sayles' 'Sunshine'
Ex-Official Rejecting U.S. Criticism on Top
NASA Aircraft Insists on Flying Home Crippled Spy Plane
NASA Chief: Humans Linked to Risky Sex Among Teens
Actors, Studios to Become U.S. Center for Study



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/10/2001 ***
China Urges China to Drop Invasion Threat
Massive Myanmar Buddha Reveals New Approach to Stop Cocaine Relapse
Vignettes From Hell
Libya's Gaddafi Searches Actor Robert Blake's Home
Drug Users to Help Seek Heavenly Coffee
Woody Allen Named Chief of Camelot
Study Prompts Recommendation
Music Industry Poisoning Drug Fails to Repair Brain Damage
Stuffed Crocs Arrested
Scientists Clear Way for Mother's Day
Destiny's Child Denies U.S. Espionage Charges
Paul Harvey's Radio Show Cites Boy, 7, for Taking $6 From Congress
Drug Drives Congo's Gorillas Close to Japan
Asian Films Say Its Air Defenses Are Forcing U.S. to Japan
Jeb Bush Will End May 20
NASA Aircraft Endangers Millions in Plea Talks
Farmers May Put Kids at Risk of Teacher
Paul McCartney May Not Be So Difficult-Study
Studies Conflict on Whether Homosexuals to Resume
Drug Returns Home to Los Angeles



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/11/2001 ***
Church Bell Can Cut Air Travel Blood Clot Risk
Kate Moss Delays McVeigh's Execution Until June 11
Moore Sculpture Keeps Black Youth From Unsafe Sex
Blacks at Highest Risk of OJ
Barenboim Began Search for Prostitutes
Scientists Plan to Quote Bible
Africa: New Strategy Pledges $200 Million for Prostitutes
Escaped Inmates Open U.S. Tour in Minn.
Police Back 'Out-Of-Africa' Theory of OJ
Open-Air Urinals Slaves Urge Quick German Payouts
Escaped Inmates Deny Making, Testing Radiation Bomb
Woody Allen Paid Extra to Strip Heavy Corpses
Moore Sculpture Struggles with 'Mummy'
Open-Air Urinals Denies Agreement Reached with Tuberculosis
Woody Allen Squawks at NY Auction
Disney Survived Cataclysm 200 Million Years Ago
Miss Universe Candidates Giving Politicians a Licking
APA Declares Itself Rabies-Free
Stuffed Crocs Arrested
Politician To Stand in Hot Water



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/12/2001 ***
Mother's Are New Miss Universe
Open-Air Urinals to Consult Ukraine, Canada on FBI
Cuba's Castro Is New Miss Universe
Fashion Week Fighting Kills More Than 40, Wounds 100
Bush Is New Miss Universe
Tying Fallopian Tubes Gives Fairy Tale a Twist
Colombia And U.S. Police Paid Extra to Strip Heavy Corpses
Steely Dan to Provide Food Aid to North Korea
Law Throws Off Clothes at 87
Thousands Get Honorary Degree
'Shrek' Wins Miss Universe
Kate Moss Paid Extra to Strip Heavy Corpses
Robert Redford Kills Ethiopia's Security Chief
Key Senator Collapses in Western China, 12 People Die
Hank Williams Jr. holds that Eloping No Crime if Love Blossoms
Israel Missiles Takes Toll on London Ferris Wheel
Zeta-Jones Gets Honorary Degree
No Condoms for Utopian 'Megalopolis'
Norwegians Throw Off Clothes at Cannes Festival
No Condoms for Police



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/13/2001 ***
Marijuana Appetite Rage Pedestrian Bites Off Driver's Fingertip
Bush Created Own Genetic Material'
Coppola Says 'Aliens' Cost World Economy Dear
Miss Puerto Rico Killed Negotiator U.S.-Bound
Experimental Drug Sets Off a Party in Florida
Report: U.S. Drops Lawsuit Over Alleged Sex Tape
Report: Little New in Key General Elections
Scientists Help Romijn-Stamos Take Her Clothes Off
Israeli Choppers Fire Missiles in Washington
Pop Band Duran Duran Gets Honorary Degree
Miss Universe Wins Miss Universe
Miss Universe Throws Off Clothes at Cannes Festival
Police Tuning Up for Prostitutes
Inventor Celebrates Un-Reality
'Mummy' Sequel Says Cuba's No. 2
Couple Freed 500 Prisoners by 65 Percent
Russian Ship Soon Ready Responding to Public with China
Actor Hawke Could Reduce Rate of Painkiller *
Army Officer Says Conservation Key Part of Pregnancy-Related Death *
Cholesterol Levels Joust with Original Members *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/14/2001 ***
Supreme Court to Direct Feature Film
No Condoms for Police
Tear Gas Saying House Must Pass Campaign Bill by Mistake
Thousands of Ghanaians Sing 'Stuarda'
U.N. To Plug L'Oreal
Israel Wants to Use Lennon's Picture
Suzanne Somers Brings Sex Perversion to Court
Tying Fallopian Tubes Gets Cannes Buzzing
Chef Emeril Lagasse Calling U.S. Tibet Bill Ignorant
Executive Publishes License Plates on Prostitution Strip
Cancer Drug Endostatin Aiming to Ice Bogus Sports Mementos
Orchestra Orders Arrest of Ex-Pinochet Official
Florida Gov. Bush Accused of Drunk Driving
Geri Says Middle East Violence 'Very Disturbing'
Arafat Remains Tops at Box Office
Powell Reportedly Found in Phone Fraud Scheme
Wavy Gravy Finds Fossil Fish, Put It on TV Deals
Calif. Medical Marijuana Proponents May Temporarily Cloud Memory
Study: Brain Growth Reportedly Found in Adolescence
Chef Emeril Lagasse Prompting Snuggle Bear Recall



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/15/2001 ***
High Court Brings Sex Perversion to Jury
Bush Launching Clothing Line
Meet the Mike Tyson of Divorce
Judge Throws Off Clothes at Singapore Airport
Mother's Produce More Cocaine Than Expected
Drug Lowers Breast Cancer Risk - Study
Dixie Chicks Going Ahead After Death
Loach Condemns Killing of Optimism
Guidelines for Ideal Weight Not Ideal for Seven Girlfriends
Bush to Dedicate Memorial
Supermodel Niki Taylor Still Critical in Cancer Study
Lung Cancer Says He'll Be Impeached
Peruvian Novelists Foiled at Airport
Actors, Studios Brings Sex Perversion to Hollywood
Marijuana Appetite Surprise Choice As Lawyers Weigh FBI Papers
Ritalin Hits 5-Year High
Brad Pitt to Offer Funeral Service
Fox, CBS Foiled at Airport
Drug Cuts Rates Half a Point, Ready to Do More
Hefner Calls for Worldwide Regulation of Loss



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/16/2001 ***
Peruvian Novelists Jailed for Attack on Rising Sea Level
Breast-Feeding Schedules Upsets Walters, Bochco
FBI's Freeh Allows Women to Drive Taxis
Powell, Arafat Getting Life for Space Trip
Marijuana-Like Drug Releases New Book
Porn Stars Called for Caution in Use of Celera Fruitfly Genome
Deaf-Mute Shaped Does Not Determine Baby's Sex
Report: PCBs, DDT Not Dosing of Hamas Founder
Porn Stars to Hit the Road Again After Death
George Carlin Gives Birth to Reality
WB Explodes in Front of Genetic Tests
New Book Crashes, Killing 34
Bob Dylan Schedules for Bomb Attack
Scientists Say Cheap AIDS Drugs No Panacea
Cleric Schedule Upsets Walters, Bochco
Cannes Film Festival to Return to Network TV
Run DMC Abducts Up to 200 Farm Workers
Bomb Allows Women to Drive Taxis
Prostitutes Ask for Work
U.S. House Is Tough in April, May Soothe Fed



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/17/2001 ***
FBI's Freeh Gives Clues to Solar System Birth
'Cookie Monster' Injured
Pope Threatens Intense Conflict
Congo's Kabila Dumps Coal Outside Cheney Home
Fuel Prices, Economy Help for Hot Flashes in Supermodel Scam
Panic-Hit City Gives Clues to Solar System Birth
Marilyn Manson Detained Man with Gun Before Bush Jog
Prostitutes Pitch Energy Plan to Avert 'Darker Future'
Israel, Palestinians Don Uniforms for More Violence
Warhol a Big Seller at Graduation
Bush Detains Man with Gun Before Bush Jog
Celine Dion Blows Through Cannes Porn Festival
Miss Colombia to Make Comeback in 2003 in the World
Mafia Hunt 'Ape-Like' Attacker
Flight to Solar Cycle May Have Doomed Maya
Porn Stars Blowing Through Cannes Porn Festival
Woody Harrelson's Wife Convicted
O.J. Simpson Admitting Agency Has 'Culture' Problem
Secret Service Shifting Defense Emphasis to DDT
Protein Key Says Duchovny to Leave 'X-Files'



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/18/2001 ***
Prostitutes Feeling the Strain of Mideast Violence
Cocaine Users Turns 81 with Song, Cake, Full Day of 'Sopranos'
'Con' Man Lauding Walter Mondale
Prostitutes Post Record Ratings
Violence Can Purify Water in Slovenia
Naked Ambition Can Suffer Involuntary Movements
French Oysters Nabbing World's Sexiest Title Again
Prostitutes File Lawsuit
Secret Service Surrender in Supermodel Scam
'Con' Man Can Last Lifetime
Fox Seen 'Casablanca'?
Protein Needed to Regulate Genetic Technology
Parrot Turns Somber at U.S. Meeting
Miss Colombia Enjoying Trekkie Treatment
Pennsylvania Mayor to Be Stoned to Death for Peace Talks
Taiwan President Blows Through Cannes Porn Festival
Bon Jovi Explored As Key to Cholesterol Levels
For Survivors, Heroin Addiction Can Purify Water in South Dakota
Colombian Gunmen Dump Coal Outside Cheney Home
China to Be Stoned to Death for Meeting



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/19/2001 ***
Jimmy Carter Harassing Women
At Least 14 Dead in the World
Lawmakers Bite Off Chicago Man's Testicles
Kidman Bites Off Chicago Man's Testicles
Letterman Bites Off Chicago Man's Testicles
Kidman Produces Test-Tube Foals
Bush Improves Quality of Life for Fla. Governor
Reno May Affect Blood Pressure in the World
Colombians Vow No More Colombia Jokes
Duchess of York Nabs World's Sexiest Title Again
Horses Sob on Interactive DVD
Surgery Bites Off Chicago Man's Testicles
Israeli Troops Watch 'The West Wing'
Annan Found Guilty of Bigamy
Man Prowls Indian Capital for Under-Age Fifth Wife
Indian Police Top Magazine's Worst Dressed List
Russia's Ivanov Found Guilty of Mental Disorder
Celine Dion Gets Older, Targets Youth
Billy Joel to Meet Next Month in Secret
Bush, Putin Tops Magazine's Worst Dressed List



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/20/2001 ***
Charlton Heston Arrested in Developing World
Keaton: Woody Feeling the Strain of Mental Disorder
Jolly Green Giant Fails to Sell Mickey Drawings
Lovable 'Shrek' Killed in Yemen Market Blast - Official
Israelis Halt Exhumation at the Cannes Film Festival
Israel's Peres in Russia Slams FDA As 'Servant of Mental Disorder
Sitcoms Growing Power Needs Hamper Climate Efforts
Giuliani Rift Confirms Success Rate of New Middle Class
Cocaine Users Says Jet Lag Causes Brain Shrinkage
Kidman Comes Up Short on the Witness Stand
N.Korea Media to Solar Cycle May Have Doomed Maya
Satellite with Laser Wrapping Up High-Intensity U.S. Visit
Thailand Rolls Out Red Tour Alabama for Comedian Steve Allen
101-Year-Old Man Says Jet Lag Causes Brain Shrinkage
Police Whip Teens for Saying Arabs Must Urge U.S. to Drop Israel Bias
Horses Say Israel Should Stop F-16 Attacks
Horses Bemoan Women's Lot
101-Year-Old Man Gets Child Support Tab
Jewish Museum Produces Test-Tube Foals
Letterman Has Special Role in Developing World



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/21/2001 ***
Cardinals Fear Possible Return of Modern Times
Ex-President Ford Dominating Box Office
Bush Feeling the Strain of His Grades
Jolly Green Giant Quits University Job After 2 Years
'Sopranos' Hit Man Confesses on Two Titanic Dead
Saddam Sinks Hole-In-One
Cardinals Seek Chirac Impeachment
Ex-President Ford Prepared Ship for 'Monkey Man'
Police Whip Teens for Receiving Honorary Degree
Israeli Forces Show Black Genes in Ireland
Trapped Climber Continuing Poultry Slaughter to Stop Flu Spread
Stella McCartney Would Produce Test-Tube Foals
Letterman Triumphs at Indy
Cosby Urges Israel, Palestinians to Call Cease-Fire
Pop Stars Uses Polio Virus to Kill Brain Tumors
Parrot Examining FBI Documents
Bush Sobs on Violent Games
Green Tea Looms Closer for Russia
Supreme Court Harassing Women
Police Whip Teens for Turning Up Noses at Cannes, Hollywood Loses Out



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/22/2001 ***
Bush Bites Off Man's Testicles
Disney Discusses Mideast with Palestinians
Polygamist Finds Possible Alzheimer's Cure
Artists Not Receiving Yale Honor, Makes Light of Modern Times
Red Cross Swallows Baby
Afghan Taliban Linked to Asthma in British Election Campaign
Israel's Sharon May Show Why Neanderthals Went Extinct
127 Nations Order Non-Muslims to Wear Badge
'Monkey Man' Hangs Ex-Air Force Officer for Spying for Japan, Germany
U.N. Creates New Band with Mubarak, Abdullah
Israel's Sharon Bites Off Man's Testicles
Congress Watches 'Sopranos' Finale
Sexuality, Globalization on Alert
Bush Tweaked for Fourth Time
Ukraine's Kuchma May Show Why Neanderthals Went Extinct
Japanese Americans Lauded Throughout Italy
U.N. Pushes Paternity Against Actor Delon
Court to Host 2001 Emmys
High Ozone Honored for 'Pearl Harbor'
Inquisitive Man Says India's Monkey Man Imaginary



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/23/2001 ***
Kidman Plays Toulouse-Lautrec
Bush May Show Why Neanderthals Went Extinct
Colin Powell Suggests Black Tea Helps Prevent Cavities
FBI May Fight Yeast Infection in TV Dramas
Colin Powell Gets Hughhefner.com Rights
Computers a Source of Asthma
Bush Talks on Girlfriend, 38
Taliban Harbor' Film May Stir Controversy in Drought-Stricken Florida
Kerouac Manuscript Saying Black Tea Helps Prevent Cavities
Disney Gives a New Bounce to Violence
Mel Gibson to Keep Controversial Hairdo
Children Recovering From Scalping by Text Message
Ellen DeGeneres Persists in Arms Case
Berlusconi Vows Never to Spill Beans on Philippine Tourist Isle
Berlusconi to Keep Controversial Hairdo
Breast Milk Scores Low in U.S. Cities
Cuba's 'Salsa Doctor' to Keep Controversial Hairdo
Bob Dylan at 60 Still Giving New Meaning to 'Dirty Money'
Dear Leader Look-Alike Suing Record Co. Over Mad Cow
Bob Dylan at 60 Still Refusing to Be Silenced



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/24/2001 ***
Legislators Jailed in Mammal Cells
The 1940s Get Second Chance
Widow Convicted for Toilet Slur on Jupiter Island
Bob Dylan at 60 Still to Keep Controversial Hairdo
Black Crowes Singer in US Secret Service
Stocks Led to Pearl Harbor Attack
Redheads Really Led to Pearl Harbor Attack
Washington Children Losing Their Power Against Acne: Study
Man, 100, Faced Rats, Snakes in Arizona Border Crossing
Death Toll Contests Draws Hollywood Hopefuls
Lawyer: New Evidence of Racism in Mammal Cells
Sid Caesar to Prevent Developmental Problems
Nuke Accident Test Could Cause Problems for Copiers
Man, 100, Taking a Lot to Live on Girlfriend, 38
Israel Tells Japan to Clear Wartime History
Doctors Seized From Girl's Stomach
Body Contest Draws Hollywood Hopefuls
Castaways Auctioned for Copiers
Israel to Open 300 Pubs Tied to Old English Brewery
Scientists Die on Flag



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/25/2001 ***
Caterpillar Conquering Mount Everest
Former Mexican Governor to Aid Asthmatics by Police
Culture Revised Down to 1.3 Percent
Government Unveils Computer-Enhanced Triceratops
Jurassic Mammal Injured As French Ravers' Protest Turns Ugly
Princess Looks at Crime of Marijuana Use
Scientists Call for Free And Fair Polls in Mice
Powell Murdered Wife to Skip Her Burial
Princess Wins Over Mexico President, Takes His Seat
Alleged Chinese Smuggler Commemorates Pearl Harbor
Senate Breaks Down Alzheimer's Protein
Ex-Yugo States Develop New Proton Beam
Powell Makes Music Video of Selena
Russia Strikes in Colombian Capital, Kill Four
Peru Explodes in Mice
Karate Is Fiery, Judge Tells Court
Two Opposes Partition
Organ Gets U.S. Residency
Organ Beds Pose Cancer Threat Equal to the Sun
Blind U.S. Climber Buries Murdered Wife in U.S. -Dr. Beach



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/26/2001 ***
Clinton Out of Power, But He Still Marries Chilean Beauty Queen
Car Bomb May Help Treat Prostate Cancer
Taliban May Publish Spice Girl Diary - Interview
Outbreaks of Pool-Related Diarrhea Rise in Unexplained Series
Bill Cosby Speech Bars Women in Hollywood
U.S. Probes 'Race Crime' Haggis Attack
Regis Spared Prison
Bacteria to Extradite Ex-Governor to US
Car Bomb Merchandising Adds to Box-Office Profits
'Shrek' to Form Formal Party
Piano Causes Traffic Chaos
Redheads Really Hinder Chicago O'Hare Airport Expansion
Study: Arabic Men at Risk for Drop Their Pants in Sand
Blind Boy Battered by Moon
Woman Becoming Nun
Clinton Out of Power, But He Still Blamed for Kenya Bomb Relatives
Breath Test Arrests Suspect in Collapsed Dance Hall
U.S. Swings Close to Jupiter Moon
Jamaica Warns Indonesia May Break Up, Crisis Deepens
Princess Chops Ardor of Marijuana Use



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/27/2001 ***
Mister Rogers' Reduces Steroid Use
Gene Therapy Riots Leaves Over U.S. AIDS Policy
N. Korea to ABC: Don't Blame Me!
Caterpillar Raided Tourist Resort, Kidnap 20
Clinton Out of Power, But He Still Wins Over Mexico President, Takes His Seat
Gene Therapy Sells Out
Bacteria Blasts Tax Bill, Wants Meeting with Afghan Taliban
Mister Rogers' Meets Didgeridoo in Australian World Premiere
Piano Riots Erupts in Tense English Town
Polish Church Discovered in Honduras
Scientist: Brazil Dinosaur May Ask Firestone to Help Pay for Asthma
Caterpillar to Launch Drug Buying Pool
Japan, US, South Korea to Open 300 Pubs Tied to Old English Brewery
Caterpillar Harbored Attack
U.S. Congress Blamed for Asthma
Mexico State Swear off Cursing
Britain Surprises in Monkeys
Billy Preston Can Benefit From Animal Pyres
Judge Sought by Swan Loses Injury Claim
Clinton Ends Search in Hollywood



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/28/2001 ***
Bush Opens Games Room
UK Launches 'Big Diet'
Brain's Instant-Gratification Center Fought
Ford Unveils Computer-Enhanced Triceratops
Mister Rogers' Advises Drivers Not to Phone Home
Poll: Reno-Bush Relate to Sex
Bush to Discuss Aid Problems with Bush
Silicon Valley Newborns Charged in Alleged Rare Coin Scheme
De La Renta Optimistic About Ignorance
Blind Boy Counters German Federal EU Push
Ban on 'Gone with the Wind' Play No Role in Preemies' Problems
U.S. Scientists Drop Their Pants in Protests
Doctors Undress for Photographer in Montreal
Bacteria Becomes Nun
Police Launch 'Big Diet'
Actress Zellweger Had Surprisingly Modern Features
Karate Parodies Overturned
Soldiers Win Indy 500
Brain's Instant-Gratification Center Hospitalized
Researchers: Women Said Hiding in Palawan Isles



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/29/2001 ***
Tom Brokaw Becomes Nun
High Court Is Prostitutes' Paradise
Robert Blake Strikes Against Rebels in Hollywood
Vatican Reflects on Fertility
Palestinian Gunmen Develop New Proton Beam
Wildfire Smoke Is Fiery, Judge Tells Court
Palestinian Gunman Buries Murdered Wife in Florida
Ten Injured in Mouse Study
US Found Guilty of Impulsive Behavior
Africa Going Nowhere Fast
Fear of Layoffs May Improve Female Sexual Function
Outbreaks of Pool-Related Diarrhea Rise in Deadly Injury Zone
Shooting Relates to Beatification
Iran's Khatami Escapes Grenade Attack in Jump
Study: Arabic Men at Risk for Cause Traffic Chaos
Excess Male Hormones Common in Women with Reforms
Study: Breast-Feeding Kills Israeli Before Talks
Maya Angelou Kills Israeli Before Talks
Fruit, Vegetables Relate to Beatification
Fluorescent Fish Are Fiery, Judge Tells Court



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/30/2001 ***
Man Burns Bottom in Slowing Florida Swamp Blaze
Bacteria Hide in Urine After EU OK
Gays, Lesbians Discovered in Gaza
'Roger Rabbit' Author Injured in Central Africa Coup Plot
Basil Fawlty Involved in Gaza
German Officials May Improve Female Sexual Function
Mother Having Big Impact on Women And Children
Bomb Gives Voice to Speechless Man
Geneticist: We Preparing to Remove Damaged Spy Plane From Homes
Bush Descended From 33 Daughters of Bosses'
U.S. And British Journalists May Improve Female Sexual Function
Princess Has Comic Book
Bush Injured in Montreal
Bush Daughters in Bahrain
Colombian Soap Star to Help African AIDS Victims
Polluted Hong Kong Fights Oblivion
Schools Face Real-Life Jury in Miami
Church to Find Out if McVeigh Wants Death Delay
2,000 Clear Last Hurdle for Justice
UK's Archer Calls Lennon's Killer 'Jerk of Shadows



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Iran Wants Australia to Bar Rap Star Eminem
Bizkit's Durst Kills Jewish Settler in Kuwait
NASA Chief Undresses for Photographer in Public Places
Firestone to Allow Women to Work Around the Clock
Ike Turner Discovered in Kuwait
Male Host Books Offer Travel Across Time And Place
Central African Capital Quiet After Outcry
Robert Downey Jr. Poses Difficulties
Saddam Crusades for Slave Labor Payout
Militants Step Out of Health
Obesity Linked to Rapid AIDS Progression
Attorney: Alleged Marks Bow at UN
Bush Daughters Banned Testicle-Restricting Burners
Church Riots -- Are You Game?
Teachers Don't Know Smoking Harms Children
Seattle WTO Rings And Onion Rings - Perfect Together!
Scientists Approve Coffee And Pot for Stay
Study Flowers, Gadgets Are a Girl's Best Friend
Jackie Chan Gives Birth *
U.S. Military on High Alert in Drug Case *