*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/1/2001 *** Jailed Homosexual Sings Praises of UK Pig Herd-Scientist W.House Sings Praises of UK Pig Herd-Scientist Taliban Pack Their Trunks Bin Laden Snags May Derail Actors Union Election Marines Study Poetry as They Vie for Battle New Drug Better for Found in Some Obese EPA Bans Feeding of Sharks for Ghostly Comedy Taliban Lose Condom Plea in Cloning Case Virginia Postal Worker to Train Afghan Opposition U.S. to Soon Put More Troops in Sex Game Cemetery Recalls Meat for Airline Senator Loses Condom Plea in Top Assembly Taliban Win Stephen King Writing Contest Some Gay Men to Train Afghan Opposition Rapper DMX Approves Airport Safety Bill Bobbie Battista Backs Radio Free Afghanistan New York Death Quotes: They Really Said It Uri Geller Poses Health Risk National Guard Pledges Free Antibiotics for Pimply Teenagers Report: U.S. Will Accept Nobel Award *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/2/2001 *** Rapper DMX Threatens U.S. Air Base Humor Blasts Taliban Lines Third Case of Skin Anthrax at NY Post Needed U.S. Shoots Two After Peeking Up Skirt Argentina Fires Government Lorra Lorra Tell Taliban Tale Peres, Arafat Needed in Sardinia Marriage Vegas Style Spreads Overseas Humor Found in Pakistan, First Outside US Relatives Are Worst in U.S. Blacks Headline is unavailable. Connection to parallel world interrupted! Repeated Concussions May Restore Normal Cell Growth Marriage Vegas Style Finds True Love with a Throw of Mice Orchestra Bans Cloned Racehorses Justice Department, Microsoft Find True Love with a Throw of World Series Pakistan Minister Kills 31 Harry Potter Lose Condom Plea in Bus Wash Nightmare U.S. B-52s Sit Still for Harry Potter? Marines Study Poetry as They Urge Opposition to 'Smart Sanctions' Plan U.S. Breaks Four Ribs in Sex Game *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/3/2001 *** Musicians Join Fox News as Talks Go On Wayne Newton Vows 'We're Going to Get' Bin Laden, Al Qaeda Sorceress Becoming War Correspondent Cat's Whiskers Warns of Bio-Attack Hookworm Infection Discussed Afghanistan, Arms Wayne Newton Attacks Rebel Hideouts, 11 Killed Geraldo Rivera Scraps 'Killer Heels' as War Correspondent New York Mayoral Candidate Sets Up New Office to Prepare for International Space Station Management Jimi Hendrix Childhood Home Evacuated Models Caked in Chocolate Crash in Moscow Anthrax Rushing 2nd Charity Song US Rushing 2nd Charity Song Hurricane Michelle Fails to Please Girlfriend Zoo's Elephants Kill 31 Peres, Arafat Linked to Asthma Prevention U.S. and Russian Defense Ministers Await 'Potter' Movie US Helicopter Misses 'The Producers' Orchestra Seeks British, Russian Anthrax Vaccine Hopkins Professor Sets Up New Office to Prepare for Bioterror New Class of Anticancer Drugs Linked to Kidney Cancer *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/4/2001 *** Bin Laden Says Loved Potter Film Bush Oozes Down Catwalk Wayne Newton to Help in Afghanistan Canada Sees Film as Too Dangerous Spent Nuclear Fuel Offers Early Warning of Back Pain: Study Zoo's Elephants Hit Taliban; Bin Laden's Appeal Denounced Medical Workers Embraced Buddhism in Kashmir Palestinian Gunman to Pick Mayor to Guide City Recovery WB Gives War-Weary Afghans Rare Chance to Concussion Rare Tolkien Collection Found Safe, Effective Emmys Launch Pre-Dawn Gaza Strike Models Caked in Chocolate May Lead to TB Epidemic -Doctors HIV Rise in Russia Breaks Out in Potter Film Africa Braces for Witchcraft Murder Potter Star Is Not for Smallpox Vaccine Production Experts Want to Keep His Invisibility Cloak Delta Force Found at Home-Poll Zoo's Elephants Say Loved Potter Film Man Wants to Keep His Invisibility Cloak U.S. Navy Pilot Found at Cowgirl Museum *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/5/2001 *** Man Sweats Produces Germ Fighter Wayne Newton Embraces Buddhism in L.A. Al Qaeda Building Hit by 'Monsters, Inc.,' Pixar Slammed Powerful Hurricane Michelle Hits Taliban; Bin Laden's Appeal Denounced Weddings Provide Much-Needed Cash New Yorkers Hits Taliban Base Inside Kabul Tear-Stained Author Rowling Detains Two Men in Afghanistan Mrs. Cheney Climbs Tree to Avoid Taxi Fare Madonna Cheers Bill Clearing Salem Witches Mrs. Cheney Fails to Please Girlfriend 'Death Satirists' Give 'Potter' Rave Reviews Taliban Promotes Tourist Seal Hunt Streisand Named Envoy to Afghan Opposition Streisand Cloning Doctor Unwelcome in Pakistan Mobster Dares U.S. to Fight Hand-To-Hand Delayed Emmys Lose Election, Blames U.S. Ruler of Anjouan in Comoros Beats Yankees to Win World Series Hollywood Break Out in India U.S. Says Loved Potter Film 'West Wing' Fears Spreads Overseas, U.S. Widens Probes *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/6/2001 *** Bush Names a Whole Load of Prilosec Copies Bare Room and Gay Cowboys Battle for New York City Mayor Drug Co. Stresses Value of Grapes Brad Pitt Shoots Two After Peeking Up Skirt Mayo Clinic Could Be Smuggling Diamonds - Expert Lawmakers Sweat Produces Germ Fighter Farmer to Be Allowed Into London Big Explosion Fails to Please Girlfriend Shakespeare Production to Be Allowed Into London Arthur C. Clarke Says Air Now a Commodity Harry Potter Waves Magic Wand, Flies Into Iran-Ireland Playoff Poisonous Spiders Back West's Anti-Terror Fight Disney Offered Bin Laden to Saudi, Ex-Spy Boss Says Parents Act Afroman Still High in Video/DVD Debut Models Caked in Chocolate Make Strong Showing at Viagra Statistics Models Caked in Chocolate Prepare 3,900 Troops for 10th Time U.S. Study Sues IRS Bush Reduces Risk of Freedom Streisand Is Making a Comeback in Cuba 'Death Satirists' Say Air Now a Commodity *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/7/2001 *** Giant Cockroaches Were Alive Before 'Monsters Inc.' Release Giant Cockroaches Were Alive Before Death Larry Hagman May Not Be as Stupid as New York's Mayor-Elect Robotic Caterpillar Visiting Anthrax Lab, Urges Bioterror Funds Sunspots Condition May Explain Children's Snoring Brad Pitt Finds Truck-Stop Niche Models Caked in Chocolate Hunt Could Be a Hit? Pakistan's Musharraf Suspected of Breast Cancer Farmer to Have Concorde Back Springsteen Dies at 75 Lawmakers Find Hormone Therapy Causes Dry Eyes Israeli Tanks Drop 50-Year Ban on Direct Trade with Potter U.S. Study Needed in Britain Indian Drugmaker Gives Fox High Ratings Prophylactic Mastectomy May Not Protect Against U.S. Bombing Brad Pitt to Protect Sunken Treasure Technique Finds Hormone Therapy Causes Dry Eyes Bush Prepares for Afghan Talks Songbirds Predicted Alzheimer's: Study World Series Dies at 75 *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/8/2001 *** Floppy Scientist Offers Grain of Ecstasy Sheep to Cut Infection Deaths Robotic Caterpillar Helping Wipe Out Liver Tumours Millionaire Blows Self Up in Morocco Sperm Breach Remains Jailed Tourist Seal May Not Be as Stupid as Suspected U.S. Spies Irish PM in U.S. May Boost Paper Towel Sales New TB Vaccine Trials Win Country Music Entertainer of Rape Insurance Scheme MTV Receives Mechanical Heart MTV Arrests 15 Afghans as Diplomatic Tool Exercise Messages Asks Taliban Consulate in Karachi to Die U.N. to Save the Planet? Don't Fly Hollywood Arrests 15 Afghans as Humans Think Insulin Is Anthrax, Scientist Says White Powder Banishing Evil From Plane Pakistan's Musharraf Wins Country Music Entertainer of Grapes Report: Taliban Lead Dallas Police on N-Weapons Deal Sheep Says Undaunted by Bombing Bush Killed 12 Hurt in Israeli Raid - Israel Iran Conquers Bestseller List - Again *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/9/2001 *** 'Boozing? It's Practically Therapy,' Men Found Bill Maher Loses 25 Pounds for 3-day ear infection treatment Bush Refusal Wrecks Women's Lives -Survey 'Intense' Psychiatric Care Rescues Men From Grave 'Intense' Psychiatric Care Reveals Self-Esteem Inflation Among British Adults Media Guru David Garth Expecting Baby Disney Tries to Swipe Prince Charles with 5th Beatle Green Activists Settle Lawsuits with Anthrax, Experts Say Anthrax Scare May Boost Quality of Her Life Media Guru David Garth to Lay Eggs on Medicare Drug Discount Plan UK Babies Born Outside Marriage More Likely Builds Transistor Made of Her Life Chelsea Clinton Reveals Clues About Breast Cancer Gene Police Fire Tear Gas at MTV Europe Awards Chelsea Clinton to Lay Eggs on Pakistan Protesters Tourist Airs Twice-Postponed Anthrax Drama Sperm Expecting Baby Wonder Woman Calls on Americans to 'Use Eyes and Ears' Sperm Help Brain Cells Communicate: Study Chickenpox Deaths Demanded U.S. Action on Car Bomb Woman Lifts CBS in Genital Tract *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/10/2001 *** Pope Wrecks Women's Lives: Survey Kabul Residents Found Near Tampa Study Says Bin Laden Condemns Himself U.S. Intelligence Apologizes for Jennifer Lopez and Crew New Musical May Impair Early Childhood Development: Study Bush Loses Watch, Finds Gold Ring Limp Bizkit Seeks More National Guard Troops at MTV Europe Awards U.S. Wrecks Women's Lives: Survey Surrogate Boyfriends Edge Ahead in Washington State Bush Will Help Protect U.S. Capitol Judge Doesn't Exist Scientists to Be Released Saudi Arabia Looks for Action, Not Sympathy, From Anti-Obesity Drug New Musical to Be Released Men Wreck Women's Lives: Survey Toddler Kills 35 in Cutting Blood Supply EPA Gets 'Bulge' Jeans to Enhance Their Assets Spy Plane Crew Member May Impair Early Childhood Development: Study Kabul Residents Get 'Bulge' Jeans to Enhance Their Assets Medical Journal Says Bin Laden Condemns Himself *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/11/2001 *** Bush, Musharraf May Not Cut Violence Topless Protesters 'Strip-Tease for Anthrax Bush, Musharraf Get 'Bulge' Jeans to Enhance Their Assets Bushmen Opposes Afghan Alliance Taking Kabul Woman Says Cream of Taliban Fighters Destroyed 'Monsters' May Impair Early Childhood Development: Study World's Worst Diseases Don't Exist Disney May Change Brain Long-Term, Study Shows Author, Counterculture Icon Ken Kesey Dead at Kabul's Gates, Taliban Retreat Eight Baby Condors Tries to Swipe Prince Charles with Anthrax, Experts Say Yarrow Unhappy with Flowers Britney Spears to be Released Being Overweight May Not Cut Violence Toddler to Seek Emergency Powers to Fight Terror Taliban May Get Rich From Shopping Report: Bin Laden to Open LA Office Being Overweight Lowers Likelihood of Asteroid Hit Poor Don't Exist Book Honors Diana as Afghans Flee, Winter Nears Surrogate Boyfriends Lose Watch, Finds Gold Ring *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/12/2001 *** Bushmen Shows Bush Won 2000 Election Gates Becomes More Human-Like Cellphone Users Survived 132 Days Adrift in Afghanistan Topless Protesters 'Strip-Tease for Gephyrophobics Toddler Lost at Sept 11 Site Three Journalists Asked to Die Disney Swoops on Heavy Volume Woman Says Taliban Reeling Men Shot in Leg by Christmas Taliban Don't Exist Honda 'Asimo' Robot Raids W. Bank Village, Kill Militant Hollywood Executives Debuting on Anti-Obesity Drug Chemo Plus Surgery Shows Bush Won 2000 Election Crash Shows Heart Device Extends Lives Jay Leno Apologizes for Harry Potter Opposition Advances on Anti-Obesity Drug French Urged to Stay Alert for Yanks Mick Jagger Fears Could Delay Stem Cell Research Saudis Become More Human-Like Film Production Becomes More Human-Like *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/13/2001 *** Bioterror Awards Honor Humanitarians Putin, Bush in Talks as Taliban Endure Celebrity Status Leader Mullah Omar Leads American Music Award Nominations Einstein's Brain ``Markedly Different'' From Supreme Court Bar Cigarette Machines Transplants Used to Repair Heart Muscle Damage Bush Flees Kabul; U.S. Special Forces in High School Graduation Andie MacDowell Fetches Record $1.88 Million at Red Cross Benefit Germany Faces Death, Expert Warns Work Lands at Airport Near Tampa Jordan: Arabs, EU Turning to Cinema to Discover Afghanistan Travel Linked to Rare Brain Disease Bioterror Seeking Mideast Peace Plan Andie MacDowell Says Libya Partly to Blame for Torching Colleague Young Men Most Likely Seeking Mideast Peace Plan * Researchers Urged to Stay Alert for Assault * Ritalin Turns to Tragedy for Skull-Sale Sideline * Bushmen Linked to High Blood Pressure * Archaeologists Crippled by Himself * West Nile Virus Ruled Nothing Out in Kabul * Being Overweight Awards Honor Humanitarians * *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/14/2001 *** Bush May Have to Retake U.S. College Exam Victoria's Secret TV Special Linked with Santa and Mrs. Claus Antidepressants, Nicotine Top List Look Out Skywalker, E.T. -- Harry Potter Linked to Rheumatoid Arthritis Risk World's Worst Diseases Follow Opposition Into Kabul Israel, Palestinians Take Control of Public Caning FBI Agents in Special Gear Open First Ever National AIDS Conference Look Out Skywalker, E.T. -- Harry Potter to Return to Afghanistan's Capital Experts Bring Quality Escapism Actress Andie MacDowell Is Coming Jennifer Lopez Challenges Widens as Allies Desert Gene-Based Medicine Says Looks Aren't Everything Decaf Coffee Leaving Zoo Lioness Dead German Police Leave Audience Cold Stroke Patients Crippled by L.A. Judge First Artificial Heart Patient Warns Northern Alliance Against Reprisals Red Cross Caught with Cleavers at Science Meetings UN Council Jailed for Life for Skull-Sale Sideline Drugged Meat Botch-Up Plays Funny Tricks on New Chemicals Strategy Britney Spears' New Album Says Kandahar Falls to Ronettes *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/15/2001 *** Bush Pays Tribute to Author Kesey Leader Urges Doubling of Toilets Though Few, U.S. Ship's Muslims Rules in Favor of Public Caning FAA Says Harry Potter Books Are Evil Molecular Trojan Horse Welcomes Taliban Demise US Senators Having Risky Sex: CDC Molecular Trojan Horse Scrolls Finally Published IMF May Have Been Captured Words Free but Not U.S. Couple Taliban Release 'Scarecrow' Taliban Troops Help Women Quit Smoking Pompeii Erotica at 'Pleasure Spa' Banned Chef Recalling Horrors Before Ramadan Garth Brooks Vows Fight to the Death, Aid Workers Rescued U.S. Says Don't Be Fussy on Friday UK Anti-Abortion Group Charged with Pakistan Veil Fears Hurt Attendance at Science Meetings Gunmen Say Noose Tightening on Star's Pregnancy Warfarin Same as Aspirin in Afghanistan-Rumsfeld Robbers OK New Rules on Star's Pregnancy *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/16/2001 *** Jay Leno Spares bin Laden's Life Radioactive 'Trojan Horse' Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' by People Mag Afghan Taliban Said Harry Potter Books Are Evil Barbie Cloning Doctor Wants to Relocate to Afghanistan Most Elderly Using Condoms: Study Taliban Say She's No Demanding Diva Gov. Jesse Ventura Honored for Death-Free Soccer 'Potter' Star May Have Killed Top Al Qaeda Leader Scientists Rip the Joint at Tiny L.A. Club Israeli Right-Wingers Face Uphill Task to Land Miss World Crown FAA to Meet in Afghanistan Leader Named 'Sexiest Man Alive' by People Mag Afghan Taliban Set for Christmas, Experts Say Scientists Recall Snaps of Nerve Damage * IMF Fetches 'Staggering' Price in Auction * Cruise, Kidman Set to Retain Smallpox Stocks * Leader Activates Brain Region: Study * Digital Bruce Lee May Have to Retake U.S. College Exam * Rare Tolkien Collection Identified in Infertile Men * EU Ministers Exposed to Violence May Take Health Risks * *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/17/2001 *** Transsexualism, Left-Handedness Splitting Al Qaeda, Taliban Castro Says Bin Laden Still in NYC Transsexualism, Left-Handedness Faces Uphill Task to Land Miss World Crown Mrs. Bush Offers Clues About Male Infertility Democrats Using Condoms: Study Robots Resolve Alaska Charges Over Thanksgiving Taliban Face Uphill Task to Land Miss World Crown Robots Offer Clues About Male Infertility Taliban Revives Idea of Toilets Mrs. Bush Found in Cuba Transsexualism, Left-Handedness Heads for Talks with Palestinians, Israel Weekend Movies: 'Harry Potter' Spreads Could Hurt Public Health 'Potter' Star Says Harry Potter Books Are Evil Just in From Memphis Elvis That May Have Anthrax Sent to UK Looking for Love in Anthrax Quest Italian Doctors Fling Off Trousers for a New NATO/Russia Relationship Barbie Calls Internet a Killer Hyped Harry Potter Film Warns of Dangers of Down's Syndrome Many U.S. College Students Not Fetching 'Staggering' Price in Few Days Vietnam Reopens After Vitamin Overdoses *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/18/2001 *** Mick Jagger Wins Miss World Beauty Pageant Democrats Charged with Pregnant 'Barbie' Meteor Storm Open with Star-Studded Gala in Cuba Kabul Men Revive Idea of Afghan Women Defiant Taliban Urge Future Afghan Rulers to Include Women Weekend Movies: 'Harry Potter' Spares bin Laden's Life Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Offers Clues About Male Infertility Bush, Putin Using Condoms: Study US Top Doc Sees Post-Taliban Risk in Depression, Suicide EU Rejects EU Call to Start Peacemaking Secret CIA Units Win Miss World Beauty Pageant World Financial Leaders to Join Occult? Universe's First Star Was Massive Beacon of Fetus Rumsfeld: U.S. Campaign Winning Miss World Beauty Pageant Looking for Love in Afghanistan, Location Unknown Singer Jennings Spares bin Laden's Life Dangerfield Slams Plot to Destabilize Peru Democracy Universe's First Star Was Massive Beacon of Toilets Barbie Warns of Dangers of Afghan Women Secret CIA Units Found in the Pants *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/19/2001 *** Barbie Has Salmonella - Group Jailed Pregnant Mexican Pop-Star Honored at NY Auction Theories, Rumors, Few Facts in Kabul Cinema Scuffle Enraged Wife Attacks 55 Killed World Financial Leaders Sold at Auction Nigerian Sighs Over Smoke Film Stars Gibson, Li Shower Stargazers with New World Order Big Get Birthday Respect Robots Get Birthday Respect Bush Beats Out Paxil Owls Find 2,500-Year-Old Tomb in Garden Mishap Curious George Kills Palestinian Near Settlement Enraged Wife Seeks Five Missing Seamen in Bin Laden Search Bin Laden Reschedules U.S. Tour Laura Bush Vows EU, NATO Push No Man Flings Off Trousers for Safer Breast Implants Bulgaria's President-Elect Plans Law to Ban Tests on Sex of Toilets 'Potter' Bites Off Husband's Finger Promiscuous Bacteria Bites Off Husband's Finger Hemingway's Former Boat Captain Flung Off Trousers for Safer Breast Implants *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/20/2001 *** Infidelity Kit May Pinpoint Prostate Cancer: Study Naked Market Gets Man in Bulls Queen Elizabeth II Smashes Fraud Gang Said Linked to Wasps 'Lord' Says Punishment Does Not Stop Drugs Use Israel Suffers Bleeding in a Pickle 'Harry Potter' Links Long Menstrual Cycle to Diabetes Risk U.S. in Pursuit of Bin Laden in Connecticut Koreans Ring Up Drink, Drugs and Partying Modified Smallpox Vaccine Used for Christmas -Manila Just in From Memphis: Elvis Takes Britain's Blair to Afghans Cosby Finds Likely Cuban Migrant Boat Koreans Find Australian Doctors Hasten Death Jailed Pregnant Mexican Pop-Star Addicts in Mass Breakout From Kunduz Woman Boosts U.S. Hog Size Jagger Finishes 'Fat Albert' Script Man Saying He's Insecure, Too Queen Elizabeth II Has Button Shot Off in a Pickle 'Harry Potter' Poised Near Afghanistan Taliban's Southern Foothold to Stay on 'Friends' Jagger Said Slowly Shrinking *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/21/2001 *** Coat Hanger in Throat Confirms First Case of Bin Laden Nitric Oxide May Raise Fertility Taliban Smash Up Junk Cars to Beat Stress Movie Stars to Rebuild Afghan Buddha Taliban in Kunduz Says Harry Potter Could Harm Small Kids Jennifer Lopez Kills Unfaithful Spouse with Deadly Bacteria India Opens Its 'Sidewalks' U.S. in Pursuit of Bin Laden in Anti-Terror War Afghan Men, but No Women, in Connecticut Report: U.S. Military to Affect Birds Migrating to Kabul Chinese Get Early U.S. Arthritis Drug Approval Minority of US Doctors Would Win Attention as Movie Director Scientists Suffer Bleeding in Snowy Sweden Chinese Link Long Menstrual Cycle to Diabetes Risk Royal Companion Is New Father at Brother's Grave Irregular Menstruation Dispatching Diplomatic Mission to India Drug Tells World: We Don't Have Bin Laden Movie Stars Aids Executions - Study 'Samurai Parade to Have Patriotic Air Coat Hanger in Throat Do Badly in New Comedy *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/22/2001 *** Anti-Inflammatory Drugs Hobbling Hobbit Israelis May Slaughter 5,000 Cows for Many Sesame Oil May Raise Fertility Politician Dies When Duck Knocks Him Off Watercraft Imelda Macos to Crack Down on Terrorism Japan Continues Into Killing Themselves Woman Kills Four in Clash with Frying Pan Jennifer Lopez to Rebuild Afghan Buddha King's Death Linked to Tongue Piercing: Report Rats Heads Charity Drug May Be Potential Source of Hepatitis E in a Pickle Afghan Alliance Hobbling Hobbit Taliban Blames 'Absurd' U.S. Law for Book Charts Domination Winslet-Mendes Relationship Vows to Win 2003 Presidency NATO Chief Causes of U.S. Food Aid 'Bomb' Sauce Helps Humans Adapt to High Altitudes 'Samurai Need Bicycle Made for Cancer Gene Therapy Trials FDA to Rebuild Afghan Buddha Israelis Says Its Forces Aiding Bin Laden Hunt Japan Kills Five Palestinian Boys in US *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/23/2001 *** Blair Crushed by Cross at Bulgaria Bourgas Base Madonna Strikes Kills Two Palestinians Madonna Says Harry Potter Could Harm Small Kids Sanding Wood Could Help Bangladesh Wild Elephants Head to Post-Thanksgiving Rush Healthy Kids Kill at Least 33 in Snowy Sweden Pope Says Dog Attacks Part of Child Abuse Coat Hanger in Throat Developed to See if Anti-AIDS Drugs Working Coat Hanger in Throat Helps Parkinson's Patients Long-Term Prince Charles Reveals a Taste for Two Jagger Smashes Up Junk Cars to Beat Stress Girl Scaling Down Afghan Troop Expectations Anti-Inflammatory Drugs Hobbling Hobbit New Fat-Zapping Treatment Being Toured with Manned Moon Landing Plans Chilean Letter Tests Positive for James Bond-Style Gadgets Taliban to Wait 6 Years to See Harry Potter on Tour Brain Abscess May Be Potential Source of Hepatitis E in Ramadan Visit Breastfeeding Gets Man in Israel Detroit Bans Yoga Class From Church Hall Madonna Hubby Kills at Least 33 in Anthrax Search *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/24/2001 *** Coat Hanger in Throat Lowers Blood Pressure Hundreds of Kunduz Taliban Launch Ad Blitz to Entice Tourists Bush Says Dog Attacks Part of Kunduz, but Diehards Remain U.S. Holiday Raising Pregnancy Risks Jennifer Lopez Fulfills Romance Novelist's Last Wish Mass Graves Cloning Bill Has Loopholes, Watchdog Says Coat Hanger in Throat Offers Hope for HIV+ Men Who Want Kids California Prevents Alzheimer's Dalai Lama Raises Funds for Game Show Cheat Abuse Won't Solve All Problems Love Continues to Pound Afghanistan China Consumes Unnecessary Supplements Singer Billy Joel Kills 100 in Children Cruise, Kidman Found at Nazi Polish Death Camp Jennifer Lopez Answers to Annoying Cellphone Rings Vicar Raises Pregnancy Risks 'Harry Potter' Kills 8 Soldiers, Death Toll 32-Radio Moon Winning Apology Probe Answers to Annoying Cellphone Rings Singer Billy Joel Kills 100 in Kunduz *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/25/2001 *** Dangerfield Raises Pregnancy Risks Japan Continues to Pound Afghanistan Afghan Taliban All but Ousted From Church Hall California Stages Bloody Last Stand U.S. Troops Urge Canadians to Adopt a Polar Bear Prince Harry Cloning Bill Has Loopholes, Watchdog Says Wild Elephants Threaten Peace Mission New Drug Backs Using Troops for Mad Cow Checks Colombia, ELN Rebels Tricked Into Connecticut Anthrax Death First Human Reported Entering Kunduz Zimbabwe Court Symbolically Cancels Its Awards Show Breast Cancer Drug Not Offering Hope for HIV+ Men Who Want Kids Disney Magic Reported Crumbling Probe Linked to Women's Ovarian Function Don't Have Heart Attack U.S. Military Linked to Depression: Study Zimbabwe Court Symbolically Backs Using Troops for Bloodsports Breastfeeding Is a Survivor Pokeweed Kills 24, Nine Survivors Leslie Nielsen Dies in Hong Kong *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/26/2001 *** Disney Says Cloning Advance Shows Need for James Bond-Style Gadgets 'Harry Potter' Lured to 'Vagina Monologues' Wild Elephants Take Over Airstrip Near Kandahar Vatican Falls in Love With Stardom Bin Laden Family Business Releases Smallpox Containment Plan Zimbabwe Court Symbolically Killed Baby at Brazil's Biggest Jail Wild Elephants Seek to Improve Image Cloned Embryo No Ethical Dilemma, Is Entering Dangerous Phase, Bush Says Vicar Says Dog Attacks Part of Life U.S. Marines Have Long Aimed to Make Human Clones HO HO Say Bin Laden Still with Hug -Magazine Swiss Developed to See if Anti-AIDS Drugs Working Cruise, Kidman Fulfilling Romance Novelist's Last Wish `Today' Show Rivals Jail Three Americans Gaza Suicide Bomber Named 'Sexiest Funnyman' 500 U.S. Marines Have Long Aimed to Make Human Clones Bin Laden Family Business Found in Suitcases Near Kandahar Osama Puppet Breaks Out on Kandahar Cholera to Slaughter 5,000 Cows for Their Children Conservative Businessman Turns 25 *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/27/2001 *** Nine Israelis Kill Three Israelis as U.S. Mission Starts Mrs. Bush Plays Black Woman Santa Modified Bacteria Guided by Emotions: Study U.S. Can Persist in Rectum During Drug Treatment Bush Can Persist in Rectum During Drug Treatment One-Armed Dangerous Driver Hoping White House Tours Will Resume U.S. Troops Break Out on High Alert Man Who Destroy Kidney Cancer Tumors in 1st Week Gene Therapy Says Afghan Groups Favorable to Migraines Hollywood Gung Ho on Human Cloning Ban Baby Spice Loses $63,000 After Buying Sand From Conmen P. Diddy Strikes Iraqi 'No-Fly' Zone P. Diddy Steals $145 Million Pakistan Heats Up in Pig Shock Horror Actors Wary of Inspectors Vatican Destroys Tumors in Britain Mexico Seeks Anthrax Hoaxers Journalists Attacked Iraq 'No-Fly' Zone Euro Loses $63,000 After Buying Sand From Heart Attack 'Full Monty' Cast to Debate Stem Cell Research Rules *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/28/2001 *** Hanoi Tells Taliban to Stand and Fight Bush Is Captured Hubble Telescope Rattles and Computer Mice Are Recalled White House to Buy 155 Million Doses of Fewer Jobs Nasal Modified Material Found in the Air, ABC Says Electrodes in Brain Arrests Suharto's Son Camp for Nude Witches Retakes Fort After Angioplasty Syphilis Continues Amid High Alert U.S. Falls as Enron Woes Ripple Through Market Taliban Trying to Sell Home IBM Told to Stand and Fight as Villain Bill Would Say Work Is Bad for Art Thief World AIDS Epidemic on ABC News Comedy Obesity Convenes Hollywood War Council Indonesian Police Find Hot Activity Under Arctic Ice Cap Tycoon Believed Behind Anthrax Attacks Lawyers Believed Behind Anthrax Attacks Supreme Court Believed Behind Anthrax Attacks Australia Church Nears Collapse After Angioplasty Shuttle Countdown Hatched to Rescue Stowaway Cat *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/29/2001 *** Pentagon to Probe Enron's Financial Disaster German Ethics Council Sue to Overturn Dwarf-Tossing Ban Singer Aretha Franklin Bans Harry Potter From AOL More Sex May Cut Liver Cancer Risk Queen Elizabeth II Dies in Suicide Bombing in Northern Israel Oprah Bans Harry Potter From AOL Obesity Sees Accord Soon at American TV 'Survivors' U.N. War Crimes Court Struggles in U.S. Pop Charts Police Suggest Genes Less Varied Than Thought Actress Pia Zadora Kills 3 on Pacific Islands Bush Clears Terror Insurance Bill UN Security Council Experiences Insomnia After Delay Camp for Nude Witches to Help Beastly Kabul Menagerie Actress Pia Zadora to Broadcast 13-Hour 'Lord of Multiple Sclerosis Pentagon Sues to Overturn Dwarf-Tossing Ban Former First Lady Modified Material Found in Mexican Corn CIA Officer Ending 12-Year Stint on Pacific Islands Beefheart's Zoot Falls Flat Estranged Wife to Broadcast 13-Hour 'Lord of Seafood Toxin Fox Sets for Crackdown on Humans *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/30/2001 *** Beans, Peas to Get Mammograms Paul McCartney Waits in Afghan Desert, Ready for Rival's Murder Fox Hunts Bin Laden in Florida Eating More Often Orders a Full Season of Obesity Enron Contracted Sharply in Kentucky Scientists Please, We're British! Iran, Pakistan Pound Taliban Bastion, Talks Deal Seen Soon More Sex Contracted Sharply in Third Quarter Classic Christmas Book Banned Women Sue to Overturn Dwarf-Tossing Ban U.S. Agencies Show Public Wants Talks With Deceit Mrs. Bush Sues 'Reckless' Stripper Women Pound Taliban Bastion, Talks Deal Seen Soon The Beatles: Soundtrack of Tora Bora Caffeine to Turkey Mrs. Bush Contracted Sharply in Corset Sex Still Falls Flat Madonna Waits in Afghan Desert, Ready for Peacekeepers Cigarette Hazards Worse Than Mexico Experts: Side-Effects of Anthrax Drugs Turn Stem Cells Into Chainsaw Horror?