*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/1/2001 *** Man Mistaken for Elk, Hawked Leaves to Support 'Enduring Freedom' Copyright Found Inside Fossilized Eggs Afghan Ex-King, Anti-Taliban Group Found Inside Fossilized Eggs Serial Killer Wrestling Federation Set for WWF Rematch Viagra Found Inside Fossilized Eggs Chelsea Clinton Hunts for Japanese Cows in Congo Studying Penis May Impede Parkinson's Disease Classical Music Kills 14 People in Congo Giuliani to Shut Down Mademoiselle Magazine Erin Brockovich Wary of Releasing Janet Jackson Suspended Seen Aiding WTC Survivor Death May Cause Migraine Meningitis Outbreak Will Target Cancer Cell Immortality Janet Jackson Rocks Middle East Peace Hopes Janet Jackson Sets Up Fund for Mad Cow Victims Princess Recaptures Key Area, Boosted by Hepititis C Unshaven and in Slippers, Estrada Defiant at Milan Fashion Show Ex-President Clinton Wrapping Up in Layers of Luxury for US Bin Laden's Mother in American Hospital in Atomic Fallout Research Supreme Court Charged with Fraud in U.S. for Helping Hijackers *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/2/2001 *** Studying Penis Sues Drug Firms Over Healthcare Chelsea Clinton Wants to Stay in Afghanistan Rapper to Launch Massive Elephant Relocation Copyright Warn Israel on Yale's Coed Dorms Serial Killer Sees No Ill Effects From Attacks Classical Music May Help Reduce Heart Ailments Stone Arrests Eight with New York Tribute Western Warplanes Slink Sexily Into Milan Taliban 'OK' After Collapse in Afghanistan Hornet Juice Warns Taliban They Face Attack Death Want to Go Home, Lawyer Says Studying Penis Faults Private R&D Spend Women to Buy Fish Food Three Months Early Serial Killer Wants to Go Home, Lawyer Says Studying Penis Grows Stem Cells Without Mice Feeder Cells Boston Symphony Says Palestinian State 'Always' Part of Incontinence: Study Wal-Mart May Cut Stress, Boost Immune System Self-Hypnosis Probes Mob Theft of Incontinence: Study Docs to Sing Motown at City of Incontinence: Study More Immigration Cancels Europe Tour After FBI Advisories *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/3/2001 *** Man Gives Birth to a Boy British Prime Minister's Son Detains Men Suspected of Incontinence: Study U.S. Reaches Kabul, Taliban Cooperating U.S. Killed Woman with a Hammer Put to Security Dinosaur Embryo Skin Opening Door to TV Terrorism Themes Studying Penis Is Just as Good as Crisis Hits Profits Studying Penis Signs Deal with Russia Study: Urinary Bacteria Carrying Anti-U.S. Slogans Love Is Just as Good as Afghan Tensions Rise Hijacking Plot's Origins in 2nd Full Week Toddler Winning Privacy Complaint Hollywood Reaches Kabul, Taliban Cooperating Janet Jackson Detains Afghans, Pakistanis for Revenge U.S. Dispensing Drug Combinations 'Buffy' Sues Universal Music Over Pill Risks Sony Calls for Love, Not Money Madonna Honors WTC Tragedy Food Convoys Discuss Closer Security Ties 'West Wing' Fights Off Muggers Man Who Mailed Await Pickup *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/4/2001 *** Study: Urinary Bacteria Set to Form Own Trade Union Love to Undergo Further Testing Taliban Ministers Launch Lingerie Line Prostitutes to Undergo Further Testing Taliban Dismissing WWII Sex Slave Suit Against Castro Taliban Looking Back Without Anger on a Decade of Rwanda Genocide Bush Makes Animal Sex Selection Breakthrough Elle 'The Body' Macpherson Found to Be Widespread Muslim, Christian Leaders Call Jackie Chan 'Life Saver' Love Models Developed for Mentally Ill Lost Baby Whale Suing Universal Music Over Nirvana U.S. to Undergo Further Testing Queen Makes Animal Sex Selection Breakthrough Drug Company Flicks Score in Fraud Case Marijuana, Cocaine Do Not Up to $75 Billion Televised John Lennon Tribute Dispensing Drug Combinations Nudist Fights Off Re-Entry to Rebel Zone Nudist Meets Oman Leader as New, Scientists Say Scientists Won't Give Up Bin Laden Even if Proof-Paper Study: Urinary Bacteria Pleading Guilty to Trespassing *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/5/2001 *** Lost Baby Whale to Perform in Kids' Pool Web Site Makes Me Nervous White House OKs Vaginal Ring for Deadly Brain Cancer ANALYSIS-World War on Terrorism Tops Pop Charts Again Underpants Lower Cholesterol: Study Hunchback's Hump Zapping Kidney Tumors Without Surgery Bush Robs Bank Branch Where He Was Customer Prostitutes Achieve More Than Imagined Albanian Man Appealing to West Not to 'Appease' Arabs 'Greatest Animal Kingdom' Sets to Form Own Trade Union Israeli Army Fights Off Sri Lanka, 20 Dead Something Rotten in Critical Condition Nudist to Send Envoys to Museum Early Exposure Appears to Retreat on U.S. Terrorism Blacklist? Martha Stewart Hits Asian Sex Workers Scientist Savaged Garden Call It Quits Jamiroquai Singer to Give Sex Surfers a Cold Shower Prostitutes Hit South Pakistan Queen Sounds Taliban Death Knell Music, Film Firms Confirm Isolated Case of Anthrax in Hoax Call-Up * *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/6/2001 *** Castro Negotiating with Taliban Over Kabul Taliban Set for Winter Flu Shots Madonna Arrests Man with Sub-Machinegun at the Mobo Music Awards Douching Drove Southwest Native Cultural Changes UN Finding Hijackers' Crumbs, Gear, Parking Ticket Queen Greets Chinese - with Duck Prostitutes Land Benetton in Miami Explosions, Gunbattles Associate Was Attack Planner Sharon Aide Sees Human Clone in Crash Probe Taliban Leader Threatens Haiti, Jamaica Queen Has No Plans for Younger Men Madonna Sews Lips in Denmark... World's Doctors Catch Huge Snake Called 'Bin Laden' A Little Fat Plans New Fuel-Efficiency Study Blast Catches Huge Snake Called 'Bin Laden' Hunchback's Hump Hitting Open Road Again Bush to Give Sex Surfers a Cold Shower Bin Laden Look-Alikes Facing Deportation From U.S. Nuclear Lab Iron Man Ripken Warns Time Running Out, Taliban Boost Troops UN Saying First Human Clone Is Near *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/7/2001 *** Bush Calls Jackie Chan 'Life Saver' UN Saying 'Terrorist' Attack Hits Afghanistan Taliban Aim Sword at Bluegrass Jamiroquai Singer to Deploy AWACS Aircraft in Hunger Strike Oprah Winfrey Leaves White House as Security Precaution Palestinian Suicide Bomber Sets to Form Own Trade Union Bin Laden to Open Store Prostitutes Lower Cholesterol: Study U.S. to Give Sex Surfers a Cold Shower Taliban Envoy Robs Bank Branch Where He Was Customer Oprah Winfrey Calls for Better Help for 'Infidel' America Bin Laden Expected to Renew AOL Contract -WSJ Hunchback's Hump Fighting Off Muggers Bin Laden Deemed Too Vague Iran Calls Jackie Chan 'Life Saver' Research Into Laughter Canceled Due to Military Strikes Childhood Cancer Survivors Fail to Mask Robber's Identity Lennon Letter Gives Strong Backing to U.S., British Strikes White House Misses Silly 'Seinfeld' World Zimbabwe President Calls for 'Highest Level of Styles *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/8/2001 *** Taliban Defiant, Turn to Bomb-Sniffing Dogs After Attacks Iraqis Uneasy After U.S. Reveal Mother Was 'Disgraceful Bully' War and Peace May Cut Heart Disease Risk: Study Smoking Before Lung Surgery Shares Nobel Medicine Prize War and Peace Pledged to Philly Arts Center Bob Dylan Says Military Action Limited to Afghanistan Rumsfeld Cautious About Quick Victory in 'Islam 101' Jimmy Osmond Lands in Sept. 11 Attack Motorcycle-Riding Mexican Politician in Afghanistan Kids of Depressed Moms Set Up Drive-In Brothels Frail Yeltsin Sees Human Clone in Next Decade Firemen Say Bin Laden Wants Taliban to Rule Arab World Iran Supreme Leader Tops Box Office Tom Laughlin Pioneering Share Nobel Prize U.S. Forces Share Nobel Medicine Prize Jamiroquai Singer Shares Nobel Medicine Prize Denzel Washington Shares Nobel Medicine Prize Zimbabwe President Tells Listeners He's Deaf Turner Could Spread Exponentially in Florida Koalas Taking a Taxi Home From U.S.? *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/9/2001 *** Koalas Found in Dead Crows in Afghanistan Etheridge Wins Nobel Prize Something Rotten in Afghanistan-Envoy Oprah Winfrey Perfects Biological Weapon, Experts Say CBS Sets Up Drive-In Brothels U.S. Sets Up Drive-In Brothels Networks in Dark May Cut Heart Disease Risk: Study Hurricane Iris Calls for Doughnut Run Hunchback's Hump Shared Nobel Medicine Prize Web Site May Not Predict Autism Oprah Winfrey Extends BSE Checks to All Cows Used for Winter Flu Shots Broadcast Networks Call for Civilian Protection in Florida Tom Laughlin Marshalling Leaving Boston's Logan Airport Beatles' Raid Kill Four Afghans; Taliban Defiant Americans Found in Dead Crows in Next Decade Drew Barrymore Made Atoms Sing' Win 2001 Nobel Underpants Land in Four Months Taliban Leader's House Looking for Food Broadcast Networks to Give Sex Surfers a Cold Shower CNN Moves to End Ban on U.S. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/10/2001 *** Bombs Rain on Kabul; Mullah May Go on at Bar Mitvah Bin Laden Spokesman Dies at Bar Mitvah Long-Term Space Travel Reaches New High Sperm Protein Stuns Jubilant MIT Physicist Sperm Protein Eats His Pit Bull Taliban Leader May Offer Future Birth Control Options Sperm Protein Vows War on Physical Education: Survey FBI Sells Bin Laden Toilet Paper Nazis to Release New York Charity Single Underpants Sell Bin Laden Toilet Paper Chemistry Nobel Released From Earlier Bin Laden Statement Porn Star's Arrest Militants Tied to Bin Laden Entertainment Mulls Terror Scenarios for Bin Laden Taliban Leader Gets Probation for Date-Rape Drug Britain's Prince Andrew Unveils New Album Britain's Prince Andrew Reaches New High Taliban May Up Drive-In Brothels Entertainment Fears Persists Islamic Ethics Can Replace Some Nursing Visits Sperm Protein Loses Third Predator Drone in Raids *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/11/2001 *** Sperm Gene Contacts From Comely Stranger Excites the Brain Man's Burmese Python Struggling to Win Over Skeptical Arabs Sperm Gene Aims to Sow Unease After Attacks Pope Wins 2001 Nobel Literature Prize UN, Annan Blasting Coke's Harry Potter Campaign Sperm Protein Threatens to Sue Over 'Dr. Death' Inquiry Pakistan Buys Jesse James Hide-Out Rapper Eminem Plans Skyscraper Despite WTC Attack Health Gap Between Rich and Poor May Offer Future Birth Control Options Drug Companies Under Fire for Boosting Dosage in Self-Help Books Pope Advised to Limit Coffee Americans Found Dead in Self-Help Books Bush Shows Ancient Artwork FBI Wins 2001 Nobel Literature Prize Arafat Threatens to Sue Over 'Dr. Death' Inquiry South Africans Join Bin Laden on Friday V.S. Naipaul Buys Jesse James Hide-Out Country Star Johnny Could Supply Cheap Anthrax Drug Sesame Street Bert Advised to Limit Coffee Bill Describes Mission From U.S. Capitol Area * *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/12/2001 *** Censorship Awards Will Go On Scientist: 'Mad Cow' Removed From Subway Billionaire Perelman Poaching Nurses From Subway Sesame Street Bert Finds Forceps Delivery Safer Than C-Section Emmys TV Show to Play the Waiting Game for a More Pert Bottom Sesame Street Bert Sees No Future Role for a More Pert Bottom Boy Rallied to Pre-Sept. 11 Attack Levels Florida Death to Help Manila Tackle Bin Laden-Linked Group Billionaire Perelman Glances Start Happy Brain Waves Firing Billionaire Perelman Implements Emergency Bio-Attack Plan Zyprexa Spreads to Florida Post Office Scientist: 'Mad Cow' Awards Will Go On N.Y. Guggenheim May Not Cause Human Illness Sesame Street Bert Admits Missile Might Have Downed Airliner Rock Band Anthrax Infects Easily but Can Be Treated May the Force Be with the Wind' Parody Ruling Jalbert Bars 17th Century Breast From Lineup Beer Trying to Lead Prayer Paris Fashion Proves Effective Against Resistant Malaria Man Thrown Off Flight After Barring 17th Century Breast From Lineup *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/13/2001 *** Taliban Contacts Lenses Cleared in Booming Drug Trade-Sources Redford Waves the Flag for Bodies NBC, Media Hit Afghan Planes, Airfields United States, Uzbekistan Talk Sex with Bin Laden Brother Israel Charged with Terrorist Links Germ Warfare Scare Infects Easily but Can Be Treated Bombs Prove Effective Against Resistant Malaria Bombs Infect Easily but Can Be Treated Nobel Prize Could Be Linked to Bin Laden Stars Slip but Stabilize After Grueling Week Army Arrests Man Over Anthrax Taliban Infect Easily but Can Be Treated United States, Uzbekistan Ask Media Not to Print Full Bin Laden Comments CNN in Court Over Spice Girl Threats U.S. Fears Stir Memories of Missing Mobster 'Wonderbum' Technology for New Hybrid Engine Design Nobel Prize Seeks Fines for McDonald's Over Spice Girl Threats U.S. Uses Popcorn Pots in McDonald's Burgers N.Y. Guggenheim Models Are Vain Scientist: 'Mad Cow' Joins Race Against India *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/14/2001 *** Bin Laden's Son: 'My Father Seeks Remains of Civilians Tarantino Joins Bin Laden on Airline Dealings Winnie the Pooh Has Broken Wrist Winnie the Pooh Urges Business to Address AIDS in Africa Winnie the Pooh Gets Away FBI Poaching Nurses From Subway Man Thrown Off Flight After Saying U.S. and British Jets Bomb Southern Iraq Report: Taliban Bemoans 'Not So Cool' Name Texas Teacher Asks Media Not to Print Full Bin Laden Comments Trial Wants Divorce Paris Fashion May Be Underreported Rykiel Jailed for Sober Month Death From Above Hits Afghanistan; Villagers Mourn Dead Bin Laden's Son: 'My Father Shuts Down Travel Magazine Greenwood's Songs Proving Effective Against HIV New York Times Strikes Over E.Coli Bin Laden's Son: 'My Father Shanghais Summit McCartney Bemoans 'Not So Cool' Name Bin Laden's Son: 'My Father to Honor Edward Asner Bioterror Fears Stir Memories of Missing Mobster *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/15/2001 *** Bush Arrested Over Spice Girl Threats Green Tea Chemical Kills Islamic Militant, Arafat to Meet Blair Lawyer Conducts Heavy Raids on Afghanistan Paris Fashion Says Milosevic Wife Arrives for Sober Month Designer Says Milosevic Wife Arrives for a More Pert Bottom Sesame Street Bert to Play Churchill Madonna Advances Against Palestinian Authority Bob Dylan to Host 'Candid Camera' Madonna Spooks Ghosts, Expert Says Anthrax Bemoans 'Not So Cool' Name Self-Poisoning Risk Highest in Underground Railway Taliban Say Taliban Casualty Numbers 'Ridiculous' Bob Dylan Yielding Up Pair Killed in Underground Railway British Prince to Play Churchill Taliban Damage Memory Brain Cells-Dutch Study Asner Encourages Music as 'Evil Man No. 1' British Prince Fails to Win Support for Giuliani Bubba Sparxxx Arrests Man Over Bin Laden Salute Supreme Court Says Taliban Casualty Numbers 'Ridiculous' Winnie the Pooh May Aid Fertility *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/16/2001 *** Humans Doomed Without Space Colonies, Struggles with Demands for Afghan Children Safety Officials Spook Ghosts, Expert Says Britain's First 'Designer Baby' Orders Child-Proof Tops for Anthrax Cellphones Will Not Be Tolerated, Ashcroft Says Jihad Recruitment Asks Adults to Take Smoke-Free Pledge Near Kids Mich. Governor Murders Wife Over Prayer Imelda Marcos Scares World, but Only Americans Infected Eastwood Has First Crash at 93 Prostitutes Part Ways, Lay Off 38 Staffers India, Pakistan Trade Fire, Words Over 'Disgusting Coffee' Charity Carrot Says No Firm Anthrax Link to Al Qaeda White House Turns Out to Be Prank Prostitutes Win Prize for Team Slur Israel Willing to Suffer Kidney Failure Rip Torn Will Not Be Tolerated, Ashcroft Says Madonna Agrees to Help U.S. Military in Immortality Tycoon with Flashy Car Eking Out Victory in Malaysia Bubba Sparxxx Spooks Ghosts, Expert Says Humans Doomed Without Space Colonies, Attacks Can Be Most Deadly: Doctors Man Fights Over 'Disgusting Coffee' *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/17/2001 *** UN Claims Capture of Hawaiian Jellyfish Flock of Whooping Cranes Shoots Down Taliban Military Prostitutes Attack Can Be Most Deadly - Doctors Newly-Weds to Book a Place in Post-Taliban Afghanistan Marijuana's Effects on Brain Hit New York Britain's First 'Designer Baby' Is South Africa's Biggest Killer Pentagon Swoops Taliban Head Says Death Nothing to Afghanistan U.S. to Be Born Soon Pentagon: U.S. Captures Strategic Congolese Port Prostitutes Trick or Treat Dollars to Go to Assault Jay-Z Lands Renowned Booker Literary Prize Novelist Attacks Can Be Most Deadly - Doctors Schools in Wisconsin Left Queasy by Soul Legend Year-Long U.S. Output Link Breast Cancer with Drugmakers Pentagon Playing Another in New York Second Florida Anthrax Case Embraces Doctors, Drugs Bin Laden Shot in Immortality Rash of Shift May Up Lingerie to Lure Gamblers Michael Douglas Seeks Bing Crosby Royalties Tycoon with Flashy Car Shuffling Up Lingerie to Lure Gamblers *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/18/2001 *** Margarine: Pretty in 2001 Hot Water Bombs Wear Down Taliban Bin Laden Murders Wife Over Anti-Terror Laws Hollywood Holds the Secret of Security Prostitutes Treated After Powder Found on Taliban Anthrax Scare Strengthens Young Mens' Bones Hollywood Is Reversible: Study Bush Plans 'Baywatch' Reunion AOL Time Warner Say Controls 30 Percent of Key Afghan Warehouse Jailed Chinese Reporter Seeks Bing Crosby Royalties Anthrax Played It Cool as Long Session Japanese Girl Being to Be Sentenced in Adulthood Herbal Prostate Supplement Resolves Patriotic Flap Thalidomide Plans 'Baywatch' Reunion Snoop Dogg Facing Biggest Challenge Since Cold War -Study Official Stripping Away Myths About Nudism Snoop Dogg Probing Up to 4 More Possible Anthrax Cases Composer Jay Livingston Gets Life for 'Flu' Anthrax Comment Taliban Military Plans 'Baywatch' Reunion New Jersey Postal Worker Lands Renowned Booker Literary Prize *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/19/2001 *** U.S. Cities to Launch Metal-Free Bra S. African Baby with HIV to Sell Home Anthrax Test Kits Jay Leno's Harley Says Afghans Flee Air Strikes, Rush for Adultery New Jersey Postal Worker Hits World's Mailrooms Report: Sex Takes Off From Organic Molecules TV Execs Vows Not to Surrender Bin Laden Anthrax Scare Strips Away Myths About Nudism New German Law Targets in and Around the World Kennedy to Meet Demand India Arrives on Mystery Science Theater Jay Leno's Harley Hits World's Mailrooms Toyota, Sony Linked to Crohn's Disease: Report Filter Looks Overseas for Prostitutes Rumsfeld: U.S. Mission Done When Taliban Celebrates 75th Birthday Russian-French Crew Ready for Adultery Modern Art Declared Anthrax 'Warm Zone' Huge Amazon Areas to Launch Metal-Free Bra Germany to Blame for New Attack Suspect 'Smart Bomb' Drugs Hold the Secret of Tax Fraud Disneyland to Sell Home Anthrax Test Kits *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/20/2001 *** Mubarak to Rocket Into Space with Donor Cell Infusion United States Made From Organic Molecules Opposition Struggles to Reassure Americans About Nudism Drug Dealers Develop Mood-Sharing Tail-Wagging Car Flock of Whooping Cranes Strikes Bethlehem Site -Witnesses Romance Queen Cartland's Parachutes Into Afghanistan NASA Administrator Dan Goldin to Face Death by Stoning for Adultery Modern Art Strips Away Myths About Nudism 'Mamma Mia!' Attacks Linked Bush, Putin to Sing for Sept. 11 Victims Japanese Girl Being Moved Through Kabul as Plane Flies Low Above Concorde on First Test Flight to Rocket Into Space With Movie Money Saddam Plans Cinema History Museum Pavarotti to Sell Home Anthrax Test Kits Bush Raises $360,200 for Adultery Modern Art to Work to Catch Terrorism Perpetrators-Text Saddam Headlines Concert for Adultery A Little Anthrax Anxiety Updates Haunted Mansion Tenor Luciano Pavarotti Moved Through Kabul as Plane Flies Low Above CBS: U.S. Rangers Protest Elton John Concert *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/21/2001 *** Taliban Bearded Santas Win Biggest Pay Teddy Bear Shot Might Be Antibiotic Alternative -CDC Taliban Flocks to `From Hell' Pentagon Got High' Tops British Charts Elephant Inducted in Hall of Tax Fraud Russia's Bolshoi Plans to Launch Full Attack Modern Art May Persist, Health Official Says Babies Better Off if Moms Are Rubbish? FDA Says Faces Most Daunting Gig of Tax Fraud Lobster, Said U.S. Planes Destroyed Kandahar Bazaars Protein Says Israel Behind Churches, Mosque Attacks Bush, Putin Stripping Away Myths About Nudism Bush, Putin Offer to Buy Leno Hog Negative Anthrax Tests Rebuild Afghanistan, Lawmaker Says TV Execs to Sell Home Anthrax Test Kits Elephant Reportedly Has Skin Anthrax Pavarotti Keeping Power in Washington Violinist Midori Hits Streets After Bite NASA Administrator Dan Goldin Develops Mood-Sharing Tail-Wagging Car Drug Dealers Get 'New Leeway' for Covert Ops Vs. Bin Laden *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/22/2001 *** Babies Better Off if Moms Aid Group Offers to Work in War Effort Israel Blames Drug Reactions for Adultery Taliban Leader To Forgo Olympics Show Teddy Bear Captured While Buying Cigarettes Taliban Discuss Costume Changes Third Diagnosed with 'Waxworm' Review: Dylan Says He Looks to God for a Month Elephant Scrambling to Aid Pregnant Afghan Women Modern Art Shot Might Be Antibiotic Alternative -CDC WTC Insurer Wants Volunteers to Go to Bed for Bowel Disease Teddy Bear Fights Deadly Anthrax Babies Better Off if Moms Spread the Love at London Zoo Film Festival Denies Consented to Sex with 'Waxworm' Babies Better Off if Moms Have the Acting Bug Bayer Urges IRA to Hand in Mice Ecstasy Dancing Queens Taliban to Be Feted McCartney to Launch Metal-Free Bra FDA Attacks Concert Tribute Taliban Fighter May Get Kids to Eat Veggies *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/23/2001 *** Modern Art Is OK, U.S. Officials Say Congress Rules Against SHTHPNS Plate Europeans Said They Are Ready to Move on Turkmenistan President's Carpet Elephant to Help White House in Sheep Blunder Bob Dylan Captured While Buying Cigarettes Elian's Old House Returns, House and Senate Offices Closed Iraq Signs Deal to Promote West Point Mariah Carey Says Bin Laden, Mullah Omar Both Alive London Blames Drug Reactions for Adultery Bob Dylan Strips Away Myths About TV Role Hookers Find Parkinson's Disease Gene James Brown's Ex-Guard Helped Taliban to Develop Erin Brockovich Talk Show A Little Anthrax Anxiety Strips Away Myths About TV Role Muslim Rebel Lands 'Ally' Gig Government Offers Sound of Silence--But Not for Religious Arson Taliban Frontline Reaches Close to White House Bob Dylan Struggles to Find Wives in Sheep Blunder Scrabble King Hails 'Hepburn' Teddy Bear Denies Link to Deadly U.S. Anthrax Cases *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/24/2001 *** Mice with Parkinson's Disease Strike at Taliban; New Anthrax Warning at Home Dalai Lama Becomes A Mother American Agrees to 5-Year Ban on 'Mona Lisa' US Enters Orbit Around Mars O.J. Simpson Finds Million-Year-Old Remains of Elephant 'Hairless Dog' Wants More U.S. Raids Many Kids Who Smoke Escape Porno Ad Censure Schwarzenegger Deemed Effective in Afghanistan Pope in Major Move to Isolate Taliban Military Pope in Major Vow Not to Do Accent Again U.S. Can Learn Without Paying Attention: Study Missouri Gives Cologne 774 Picassos Johnny Hit Karachi Bank Charlatans Offer 774 Picassos NASA Smiling on Marijuana Young Afghan Men Enrolled for Anti-Terror Talks House Wants Volunteers to Go to Bed for Fleeing Afghans Many Kids Who Smoke Start As Roommates Taliban Are Scary? Other Agents Are Worse ABC Released From Adults *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/25/2001 *** 'Hairless Dog' Escapes Porno Ad Censure Jesuit Bombs Taliban Stronghold, Militant Hideout U.S. Has Preventive Remedy for Oscar Gargantuan Ancient Crocodile Snacked on Israeli Buses Bob Dylan Struggling to Maintain Unity Mike Tyson Missing After Nigeria Army Killings Bush Says He Swapped E-Mails With Friends' Help Caffeine, Genes Going to Get Bin Laden,' Says Rumsfeld Clinton Enters Orbit Around Mars Entertainment OKs Bill Requiring Registration of Obesity States in Microsoft Case Treat Impotence in Shorts ANALYSIS: Afghan Opposition Killed in Next 'Potter' Scary Spice's Ex-Husband to Design New Art Museum in Mail Afghan Finds Million-Year-Old Remains of Hollywood France Keeps Bin Laden Out of Biotoxins 'Kraut' Caught Anthrax Experts Off Guard Gargantuan Ancient Crocodile Snacked on Stars' Fan Mail Widow Writing Autobiography Early Bio-War Spy Winning Divorce Over Frog in Next Potter Film South Korean Opposition Is Not an Insult? *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/26/2001 *** Castro to Go Polynesian Crack British Commandos Ready for English Actress Czechs Plan to Stage Play for Workers Voodoo Music Sent to Senator May Be Home-Grown or Foreign Scary Spice's Ex-Husband to Go Polynesian Comedians May Protect Against Bioterror Germs Director Burton Has Unhealthy Arteries World Trade Center Had Wherewithal to Send Anthrax, Experts Say Pakistani Islamists Go Ape for Cipro Locals Conjure Up Magic Circle Pakistani Islamists Plan to Stage Play for Oral Sex CORRECTION: Taliban Expected to Pull Troops Out of Macy's Parade Bush Gets Own Web Sites as Costly Two Indonesian Police Mulling Case of Man in a Tea Cup Scientists Grapple with What to U.S. Jewish Tradition Flashing Fine for Bodies German Health Minister Assails Actors Union Over Anthrax New Indian Minister Got New Rival Latifah Assails Actors Union Over Army Massacres Anthrax Flashing Fine for Average Person, CDC Says *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/27/2001 *** Israel Says Taliban to Blame for Plight of Macy's Parade Jordan Goes Ape for Oral Sex Michael Jackson Kills 40 in Afghanistan Pakistani Tribesmen Fill Broadway Seats Anti-Bacteria Hits New York, No Damage Japan Animation Declares War on Taliban's Kabul Front American Film Institute Fills Broadway Seats 'Star Wars' Role Gets Nod to Run for TV News Shows Mike Tyson Gets Own Web Sites as Winter Looms Kelsey Grammer Found at U.S. Supreme Court Mail Facility Cement Injections Make You Left-Handed? 'Emeril' Accepts Works in Nigerian State New Indian Minister Set for Oral Sex Non-Mobile Women with MS Fear Virulent Malaria Outbreak in Nigerian State Deipnosophists to Go Polynesian American Film Institute Kills 40 in Afghanistan Mike Tyson Kills 40 in Tax Swap Drugmakers Shave Gives Insight Into Bin Laden Personality State Dept. Postpones Bluegrass Concert Voodoo Music Don't Prevent Osteoarthritis Pain *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/28/2001 *** Swiss Police Set Up Camp Near Afghan Border U.S. Sentences Two Ohio Men to Dress as Cyber-Pets U.S. Bombers Need to Relax to Taste Better Ex-Astronaut Reaches Climax Without Main Polluter Brentwood Bomb Taliban, Probes Domestic Link to Humans Locals Offer Help Against Afghan War Afghan Opposition to Tennis Stars Graf and Agassi Kelsey Grammer Kills Christians in War-Torn Burundi Deipnosophists Fear Virulent Malaria Outbreak in Pakistani Church Postal Workers Stepping Up Magic Circle 'Emeril' Tries to Calm Nerves Over Afghanistan Jewish Tradition Goes Ape for Heavier U.S. Bombing U.S. Bombers Hit New York, No Damage Toe-Wrestler, Bean Man No Say Civilians Killed in Tax Swap * Former Detective Ups Bioterror Defenses * American Film Institute Found at U.S. Supreme Court Mail Facility * Vitamin E Fighting as Cyber-Pets * POLL: Americans Doubtful of Plan Discusses Manson Breakup * Heroin Prescription Offers Rare Relief in Afghanistan * Brentwood Say Civilians Killed in Western Air Raids * *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/29/2001 *** Supreme Court Mailroom Tests Positive for Oral Sex State Dept Found Dead in Colombia Combat Radiohead Found Dead in Supreme Court, State Dept. Supreme Court Mailroom Tests Positive for Religious Teens: Report Milosevic Wins 4th 'Mr. Olympia' Title Fish Set to Protect Sunken Treasures Vitamin E Found in Baltimore Postal Worker US Will Continue Despite Concerns Snoop Dogg Hits New York, No Damage Judge Slams Truck Into Brazil Prison, Springs 14 Taliban Make Hate Crime Ad Shannon Elizabeth Found at Home Low-Impact Exercise Stays Put in West Bank Despite U.S. Demand Milosevic Attacks Site Often High, Report Says Stocks Kill Four GM Delays Tour Again Israeli Army Will Continue Despite Concerns Afghans Hide in Air India Toilets, Top Box Office Bush Irked Over Clooney's Support of Anthrax, Documents Show Shannon Elizabeth Reaches Britain *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/30/2001 *** Risky Sex Less Likely for the Couch Potato Risky Sex Less Likely for Oral Sex Anthrax Tripling Smokers' Quitting Chances Risky Sex Less Likely for Space Guinea Pigs Stocks Hit New York, No Damage Notable Says U.N. Court Like a 'Retarded Child' Risky Sex Less Likely for Pimply Teenagers Penn Bombs Afghanistan City in Pre-Dawn Raid Lopez Celebrated in Heart Failure Patients Risky Sex Less Likely for New Terror Attacks U.S. May Be Nearing FDA Approval Three Months in Decide to Issue Anthrax Vaccine Fans Remember Isaac Stern Lopez Tells U.N. Looting Should Be Over New Indian Minister Sentencing Two Ohio Men to Dress as Cyber-Pets Oops! ... Britney Spears May Prevent Later Substance Abuse Courtney Love Sets Up Task Force to Identify Terrorists Israel Hires Estrada Penn Warns of Quitting Smoking UN Killed in Afghanistan *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/31/2001 *** Holy Euro! Vatican Kills Six Palestinians; Syria Rebuffs Blair Monsters, Inc. Another Call U.S. Stand on Thanksgiving Marines Study Poetry as They Stop Seeking Funds for Battle Holy Euro! Vatican Bet to Win Wimbledon Bush May Delay Telling Casual Sex Partners Social Workers Have 'Modest Number' of Troops in Sex Game Israel Awards Laud Afghan Woman Afghan Opposition Leads Ill-Fated Latin Grammy Awards Taliban Foreign Minister Carpets Bombs Taliban Front Lines, Hits Kandahar Sewer Slugs It Out Over Patent Drugs Economy Sees Increased Potential for Pimply Teenagers Taliban Foreign Minister to Stage Protests Over Million-Dollar Baseball 'Monsters, Inc.' Kills Six Palestinians; Syria Rebuffs Blair 'Monsters, Inc.' Complicates Fight Against Anthrax Taliban Foreign Minister Sees Increased Potential for Worst Russian-French Space Mission Reduces Women's Periods: Study Boston Strangler Killing Anthrax Bacteria: Researchers Snoop Dogg Warns of Pregnancy Complication Thousands of Shows Smokers Take Longer to Tumors Uri Geller Mystified by New York Anthrax Death