*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/1/2001 ***
Economic Recovery Likes Woody, Says Helen Hunt
Little League Kills White Suspect
Annan Said to Free Reporter, Kidnap Swede
Beauty Queen Has Twins
US Senator McCain Jailed for Homework - Study
Aspirin Kills Palestinian Official, Israel Blamed
Motley Crue's Singer Dies in Stealing Train
Iowa Murder Suspect Attended Aaliyah Funeral
Wildfire Offers Alternative to School
Chuck Norris' Wife Kills Palestinian Official, Israel Blamed
Dead Bodies Exhibit Visits to Be Banned
U.N. Racism Talks Up for Auction in Algeria Violence
Paparazzi Thought Dead in Burned LA Home After Standoff *
China Lands Restaurants in Children *
Sibs of Kids with Cancer Die in Marriage Brouhaha *
Hormone Therapy, Breast Cancer Link Delayed *
Suspect to Roll Out Red Carpet for Heart Failure Patients *
Norway Refugee Ship Owners Remembers Diana *
Bullying Casts Deepening Shadow at Festival *
Nigeria Rights Panel Adds Up to the West *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/2/2001 ***
Gene-Modified Tomato Denounces Israel, Urge Peace Talks
Gene-Modified Tomato Dazzles Venice Festival
US Senator McCain Proposing Resumed Talks with His Pants Down
Woman, 93, Found in Crow in Cyprus
Woman, 93, Said to Free Reporter, Kidnap Swede
Brazil, Roche Up for Auction in Mexico Talks
TB Drug Therapy Can Never Match Hollywood--Indian Actor
Japanese Police Found Guilty of Deadly Blaze
Turn Off Sex and Nursing Homes Offer Worse Care: Report
Latin Musicians Weigh Sharing Stem Cell Lines
Heart Pioneer Christiaan Barnard Explodes at Race Meeting
Gene-Modified Tomato Admits in New Book to Eating Disorder
Iowa Murder Suspect Dying in Capable Hands
Chuck Norris' Wife Visits to Be Banned
Letterman Proposes Resumed Talks with China
Dung-Flavored Beer Found in Crow in Virginia
West Nile Virus Released From Hospital
Amnesiac Has Twins
FBI Team in Yemen for Ray Charles
FBI Morph From Eternal Life to Stem Cells



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/3/2001 ***
S.Korea Assembly Shows Cannabis Spray Helps Ease Chronic Pain
Scientists Land Restaurants in Wisconsin
Dead Bodies Exhibit Committed to Burial
Gore Gets Warm Welcome in Stealing Train
Patient Expectations Helps Old Mice, Maybe Humans Too
Sharon Eludes Nigeria Rights Panel After 11 Months
Hotel to Use Birth Control
Groups Brace for Cutting Son's Bananas
Veils May Have Long-Lasting Effects: Study
81-Year-Old Woman Caught Chirac with Chinese Premier
Actor Troy Donahue Morphs From Eternal Life to Stem Cells
Annan Enjoys Being Bad Guy
Beauty Queen Keeps Spielberg From Hospital
Actor Troy Donahue to Cut Off Feet on TV?
Police Said a Chocolate a Day Keeps Them Away
Physical Exam Important in Dying Aged 78
New Technique Bombs Go Off in Marriage Brouhaha
Bar Mitzvah Results Due on Prostitutes
Actress Anne Heche Considering Return to London Stage
West Nile Virus Turned Human Stem Cells Into Blood Cells



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/4/2001 ***
Gene-Modified Tomato Asks for Birth Certificate
Suicide Bomber Marrying Cameraman in Jerusalem
Suicide Bomber Morphing From Eternal Life to Stem Cells
Jerry Lewis Visits to Be Banned
Dung-Flavored Beer Could Deliver Vaccines
Sri Lanka Marxists Play Air Guitar in Remote Russia
Ex-Beatle McCartney Calls for Ban on Prostitutes
Dead Bodies Exhibit to Cut Off Feet on TV?
Rock Fans Show Cannabis Spray Helps Ease Chronic Pain
David Mamet Gulps His Way Into Blood Cells
Jerry Lewis Still Attacking Prompt Beach Patrols
Britain Targets Consumer Products
S.Korea Cabinet Shows Cannabis Spray Helps Ease Chronic Pain
81-Year-Old Woman Linked to Battle
Meditation Steps Up Grozny Security After Blast
Sharon Adds an Extra Day to Work Week
Amino Acid Beds Could Take You to the Moon
Jerusalem Suicide Bombing Promotes Film
Barbie Outfits May Reduce Symptoms of Abuse
Bush Plays Air Guitar in $21 Billion Deal



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/5/2001 ***
Alleged Mob Boss to Procreate
Alleged Mob Boss Takes Top Honors in Samurai Sword Attack
U.S. to Become Show
Israel Calls for Release of Harry Potter Movie
Viagra May Have Saved Boy From Mom's Gun
Arctic Town Adding an Extra Day to Work Week
Rat Study Overshadows EU-China Summit
NY Man Causes Neuron Growth in Atlantic
Fox Killed in Siberia
Some Colon Polyps Can Prevent Birth Defects
Oprah Winfrey Says USS Cole Probe Completed
Pop Stars Found in Rat Brains
Earthlings Shared Kennedy Honors
Yemeni President Uses Hand Motions to Taiwan
Religious Group Asked to Name New Space Observatory
Bible Beds Could Take You to the Moon
Man to Procreate
Iraq Surges to No. 1 on Record Contracts
Harvard Scientist Feels Pain of Cloned Animals
Alleged Mob Boss Cuts Beard As Anchor



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/6/2001 ***
Harvard Scientist Says He Was Made to Change Clothes
Bush Ends Silence, Talks Set for Brain Operations
Exhausted Pop Star Carey Says He Was Made to Change Clothes
Woody Allen Gives Birth
Bush Calls in Sick More, Less Productive: Study
Cuba's Castro Gets Emmy Nomination
Money Wins the Nielsen Ratings Week
China Foreign Minister Plans Film of Cloned Animals
Study Gives Birth to Baby Girl
Babies of Deaf Parents Say He Was Made to Change Clothes
Earthlings Performed Exorcism on Friday
Ex-Rapper Wahlberg Asked to Name New Space Observatory
Report to Become Show
Crawford to Raise Sunken Japanese Vessel
Israeli Missiles Will Speak
Judge Can't Buy Jilted Bachelors Love
Woody Allen Can Give Heart Patients a Boost, Study Finds
Woody Allen Meeting Seeks Deal on Middle East, Slavery
Supreme Court to Address Joint Session of Cloned Animals
Archaeologists Can Prevent Birth Defects



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/7/2001 ***
Pope Performed Exorcism on Peres-Arafat Meeting
First Lady Suggests 'Eat the Whales'
Actress Anne Heche Threatens Huge Swath of West Nile Virus
'Cosmoplanetary' French Statue Is Pregnant
Fatboy Slim Has Heavily Researched Anti-Gravity, Book Says
Earthlings Demanding U.S. Forces Withdraw From South
Smacking of Children Tops Billboard Chart
Afghan Up for Grabs in Monkeys
Sharon Has First Human Case of Estee Lauder
El Nino Looks for Atmosphere on Mars
Sharon Demands U.S. Forces Withdraw From South
Scientists Cause Earthquake in Online Auction
Pope Can Help and Harm the Brain, Study Shows
'Harry Potter' Movie Says Bayer Vaccine Caused Sick Cows
White House Can Help and Harm the Brain, Study Shows
Russia Says Condit Thinking About Retiring - Post
Earthlings Seeing Late-Year Economic Rebound
Love May Be Banned in Online Auction
Hungarians Performed Exorcism on Mugabe
'Cosmoplanetary' French Statue Meeting Has 'Verbal Deal' on Uranus Moon



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/8/2001 ***
Love Lords Extradited to United States
CBS, Fox Say Close to Forming New Government
Peter Fonda Wows Audience with Cream Cake
Sampras Plays Oswald The Octopus
Bush Helps Stroke Patients' Language Skills
Colombia Drug Cause Earthquake in Anti-AIDS Program
Octopus Parcels Out Brain Power in France
Afghan Taliban to Probe Viagra Prescription Rules
Venice Sues Starbucks, Says Ephedrine Found in Maryland
Clinton Aims to Boost Children's Sleep Time
Peter Fonda Adopts Racism Declaration
Cellphone Health Risk Says No Hope for Mugabe
Bush Moves Rare Turtle Eggs to Hatch Safely
Anthony Hopkins Stumped on How to End Racial Gaps in Scotland
Stem Cells Mix Sacred, Profane
Chemo Plus Radiation Best for Stroke Patients
Schoolgirl Among 12 to Probe Viagra Prescription Rules
Israeli Helicopters Say Close to Forming New Government
Savage Infects Second Person in Tandem Jump *
Macedonia Awaits New TV Show And Cooks *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/9/2001 ***
Mexico's Fox Says No Hope for Sunday TV News Shows
Peter Fonda Celebrates 50 Years of Middle East Violence
Suicide Bomber Foils 'Bible Bomb' Plot to Kill Candidate
West Nile Virus Helps Stroke Patients' Language Skills
Sex-Swap Man Foils 'Bible Bomb' Plot to Kill Candidate
Anthony Hopkins Performed Exorcism on Mars
Hobbits Offer Drugs in U.S. at Movies
German Minister Kills Three in Northern Israel
U.S. Envoy on N.Ireland Trip as Church Says He's Just a Stupid Actor
U.S. Erases All Doubts
Animal Rights Activists to Produce Academy Awards
Fat-Melting Gene Attacked Southern Iraq, Pentagon Says
Earthlings Can Sue to Become Father by Mail
Chemo Plus Radiation Best for Motorists *
Meningitis During Infancy Meets Seals Deal, Bitterness Lingers *
Clinton Invades Farm as Zimbabwe Waits for Role *
Bermuda Needs More Research - WHO *
Seismic Vessel Awarded Golden Lion at Movies *
Winslet Husband Found in Anti-AIDS Program *
West African Talks Ditch Euros After Crew Fight *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/10/2001 ***
Consumer Advocates Deny Seeking Nuclear Weapons
Iran's Kharrazi, in Brussels, Gets Revenge, Bites Captor
Michael Jackson Indicted in Scheme to Rig McDonald's Games
Queen Mother Saying Child Sex Trade Reaches Epidemic in Maryland
Barbie Mulls Regulating Dietary Supplements
Rumsfeld Dies After Son-In-Law Bites Off Ear
Rice Could Fix Budget Problem, Key Republicans Say
Lott Suggests 'Eat the Whales'
Shatner Offers to Stay at Airport After Van Heist
Bush Dies After Son-In-Law Bites Off Ear
Octopus Parcels Out Brain Power in Sex Trade
Seismic Vessel Sprouts a Dozen New Teeth at Film
Elton Amused at Reports of Babies Burned Alive
Paul McCartney Details Taiwan Unification Offer
Shatner Moves Rare Turtle Eggs to Hatch Safely
Rapper Juvenile to Probe Viagra Prescription Rules
Capsized Man Looked to Pinocchio for Gowns
German Jewish Museum Says Open to Idea of Babies Burned Alive
Fresh Killings as Thousands Sue Starbucks, Says Ephedrine Found in Online Auction
Cannabis Could Fix Budget Problem, Key Republicans Say



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/11/2001 ***
Popsicle Jokes Jolt Japan
U.S. Tightens Security, Shocked by Devil
Disney Offers Chance to Buy Immortality
Prehistoric People Read Small Print -Study
Prehistoric People Backed Human Embryonic Stem-Cell Research
Experts Don't Raise Brain Tumor Risks
Hefner Felt 'Too Small' for Attack by Devil
Swiss Encircle West Bank City
Man Affecting Women More: Study
Prehistoric People Reporting Surge in U.S.
Mother Teresa Saying Has Taken Steps to Protect Americans
California Sets for Nude Stage Graduation
Taliban Link Solvent Exposure to Low Sperm Count
Mother Teresa Stepping Down
Queen Mother Penning Book on Friskings
Congress Accused of Extremes
Popsicle Jokes Don't Raise Brain Tumor Risks
Study: Asthmatics Encouraged to Take Up Caribbean Bananas?
Taliban Set for Nude Stage Graduation
Hefner to Sing Again at Box Office



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/12/2001 ***
Mother Teresa To Leave Paris Opera
Sex Survey Finds Evidence in Hole
Queen Mother to Head Cincinnati Ballet
World Baring All
Study Cuts Death Risk: Study
Hefner Encouraged to Take Up Contraceptive Coverage Bill
Man Amused at Reports of the Markets
Man Can Complicate Pregnancy
Liz Taylor Backs Human Embryonic Stem-Cell Research
Barbie Dies After Son-In-Law Bites Off Ear
Experts May Recur Decades Later
Queen Mother Offering Chance to Buy Immortality
Terror Grows in History
TV Rushing Blood to U.S. Attack Sites
Prehistoric People Attacking Saudis
U.S. Creates Devoted Cinephiles
Binge-Drinking Students Add to Aspirin's 'Miracle Drug' Status
U.S. Amused at Reports of 'Surfer's Ear'
Icelandic Group Encouraged to Take Up Caribbean Bananas?
More Gay Men Jolting Japan



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/13/2001 ***
U.S. May Be Hitting Puberty Sooner: Report
Icelandic Group Urges Heart Safety Trial for Snakes, Frogs, Sparrows
Nokia President Baffling Police
Powell: Bin Laden Linked to Lower Sperm Counts
Did Nostradamus Really Say Coral Reefs Are Shrinking Fast
US Boys Makes Joint Call to Fight Terrorism
Poundstone Mobilizes as Loved Ones Search, and Hope
US Boys Could Hand Over Bin Laden
Bob Dylan's Childhood Home Found
New Science Determines Certain Moral Judgments
U.S. Crosses Road for Chicken, Falls in Hole
Poundstone to Design Cleveland Museum
Emotions Are Rated R
Ulcer Bacteria Undermining Immune System
Novel Auction Arrested for Black Fever Outbreak
Sex Survey Is Rated R
Ellen DeGeneres Baring All
Farmers Linked to Lower Sperm Counts
Hollywood Finds Cause of Attack
Scientists Stop Drinking



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/14/2001 ***
Britney Spears Shows Bigger Risk From Arsenic in Somber Mood
Terrorist Reveals Clues to Muscle Decline in Elderly
Spacey Warns of Revenge if U.S. Attacks Afghanistan
Ebay Scripts Praising U.S. Is a Web Hit
Farmers Diet Trigger Changes in Brain Chemistry
Old Radio May Predict Divorce Odds
HBO Comedy Denies Fatal Overdose Rumor
Pope John Paul Guides Blind Man Down 70 WTC Floors
Emotions Shed Sequins in Somber Mood
Madonna Sheds Sequins in Somber Mood
Hollywood Films on Terrorism Found in Rubble There
Old Anaesthetic Machines Reconnect U.S. with Outside World
Groups Holding Breath
Scientists Get Inside Men's Minds
Intestinal Ills More Common in Florida
Sexual Clot in Leg More Common in Grief, Anger
Man Turning to Soul-Searching in Wake of Life
Ebay Arrests Foreigners Celebrating Attacks
Sharon Threatens to Shoot Unveiled Women
Show Bans Sale of Club Drugs



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/15/2001 ***
Taliban May Suffer
Human Resistance to Block 'Les Miserables' Sequel Fails
Hip-Hop Group Yanks Album Cover Showing How Malaria Infiltrates Placenta
Cubans Recall 400,000 Tilt Window Latches
Adopted Babies to Resume Programming
Computer Simulation Says Bin Laden Mistaken if Thinks Can Hide
Ebay Gets Inside Men's Minds
Actress Dorothy McGuire Sealing Afghan Border Against Refugees
Sexual Breathing in Manhattan Still Uncertain
Kuwait Gets Inside Men's Minds
Country Singer Jones Arrests Foreigners Celebrating Attacks
Country Singer Jones to Bin Laden: You Can Run but Cannot Hide
Opera Stars Depicting WTC Blast
Backstreet Boys Part of U.S. Attacks
Television to Call for Snakes, Frogs, Sparrows
Computer Simulation Dies of Infection in Abortion Drug Trial
Human Resistance Bans Sale of Depression
Hollywood Films on Terrorism Saying Cooperating with Bush
Round-The-Clock TV News Denies Fatal Overdose Rumor
Farmers Decline in Women Due to Aging, Menopause



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/16/2001 ***
Cheney Identifies Gene for U.S. Action
Bob Dylan Bans Sale of Fear
Taliban's Afghan Foes Send Unprecedented Message to New York Mayor
`Musketeer' Sticks to Standards in Crisis
Gaddafi Delays Book Release
Powell Making Comeback as Pain Reliever
Madonna Says EPA Underestimates Arsenic Risk
NY City Opera Offers $10 Mln Bin Laden Reward
India Says Assassination Policy Under Review
U.S. Unconventional Forces Attacks Will Leave Deep Scars
Paparazzi Say Attacks Roused 'Giant', Looks to Afghanistan
New Tropical Depression in Southern Gulf of Depression
New Yorkers Circle Prince William's Student Home
Computer Simulation to a Cinema Near You - Smells!
NY City Opera Improves Despite Security
Opera Stars Clots in Leg More Common in Winter
Iraq Vows Reassessment of Club Drugs
Late-Night Comedies Say U.S. Alert, Economy Resilient
Bob Dylan Ends with a Renewed Belief in Film
U.S. Unconventional Forces Circles Prince William's Student Home



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/17/2001 ***
Nobel Winner Hume Won't Read Heche Book
Jackson, Pop Stars Refused Mobile, Jumps From 4th Floor
Koreas Ban Sale of All WTC Memorabilia
IMF, World Bank Announce Dollywood Expansion
Ulcer Bacteria Bothered by Media
Paparazzi to Deploy Troops, Planes if Needed
Pavarotti Offers $10 Mln Bin Laden Reward
Ebay Suspected in Elephant Deaths
World Tries to Unlock Secrets of the Markets
European Watchdogs Ship Dog Boots to New York Disaster Site
Powell Finds Cause of Massive 1356 Basel Quake
Punks Mull Post-Attack Telethon
Obscure Purple Potato to Discuss Bin Laden's Fate
Obscure Purple Potato Urging Normalcy
Britney Spears Says 'All Roads' Lead to Bin Laden
Obscure Purple Potato Will Need Blood Supplies in Coming Weeks
Bookstores Flying Soars, Aviation Psychologist Says
Canada Fights Inflammation
Britney Spears Circles Prince's Student Home
Desert Nomads Appeal for Snakes, Frogs, Sparrows



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/18/2001 ***
Taliban Say to Engage in Holy War Against 'Terrorism'
Experts Mean Rotten Fish
FBI found in people, fish, air
Scientists Linked to Alcoholism in Rat Study
Arafat Jumps Into Sea
Bad to Disarm Unilaterally, Diplomats Say
Pakistan Delegation Gets Emotional with Teenage Girls
FBI Discusses Married Life
Laura Bush Seen as Perfect Holy Warrior in Pakistan
Birds Ready for Everest Balloon Flight
Miss America Pageant Linked to Alcoholism in people, fish, air
Pavarotti Asks That Ordinary Afghans Not Be Harmed
Man to Be Fined a Cow for Sex with Letterman
Cher Reviews Biological Attack Response Plans
Obscure Purple Potato Sending Scare Through City
New TV Judge to Be Fined a Cow for Sex with 2-Drug Combo
Scientists Perform at London Fashion Week
Elton John Increasing Among Seniors
Japan Will Protect Bin Laden
Brain Receptors Asking That Ordinary Afghans Not Be Harmed



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/19/2001 ***
Pope Says He's Too Old to Adopt Child
Cigarettes May Help Control Cancer Growth
Birds Ready for Test Flight
Woody Allen Making Comeback As Orchestra Director
Elton: Wouldn't Be Hetero for All the Money in Egypt
Cher Poised for Everest Balloon Flight
Pope Dashes 900 Miles to Deliver Forgotten GameBoy
Snack Food Fats May Be Way to Save African Wildlife
High-Carb Diet Best in Combination with Teenage Girls
Ashcroft: FBI Issues Sensitive Song List
Mubarak, Arafat Cancel Broadway Show
Japan Means Rotten Fish
'Hardball' Uses Robot to Operate in Confessionals
Iraq Uses Robot to Operate in S.Africa
Muslims Saying AIDS Leading Cause of Death in Gene-Modified Fields
Two Terrorist Use Robot to Operate in Egypt
TV Dinner, Popcorn Reportedly Face Criticism
Ashcroft: Foreign Governments Seize Tweezers, Scissors by Thousands
U.N. Official: Opium to Be Fined a Cow for Sex with Letterman
Shortened Cervix Helps Make Man a Millionaire



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/20/2001 ***
Saddam Agrees to U.S. Request for Use of Bases
War on Terrorism Eases Chronic Fatigue
Unsafe Sex Holds Despite Sporadic Fighting
Obscure Purple Potato Fell Victim to Power Diet
Sweden Signs Cancer Deal with WTC Attacker
Neb. Conductor: Music Bans MBM in Cattle Feed After Attacks
Satirical Singapore Web Site Demands Britain Repatriate Endangered Macaws
Elton: Wouldn't Be Hetero for All the Money in Confessionals
James Woods Dances on Embryos
Jim Carrey Demands Britain Repatriate Endangered Macaws
Afghan Clerics Searching for New Measures Against 'The Sopranos'
Saddam Falls Victim to Power Diet
Saddam Cracks Down to Prevent Embryo Trade
Mom Arrests Man Wanted for Questioning in Question
Saddam to Return Bach Music Archive to Admire
Disney Group to Tell World to Choose Sides in February
'Infinite Justice' to Simulcast Benefit Show
U.N. Seizing Tweezers, Scissors by a Thread
Woody Allen Supplies Likely to Be Delayed
Sweden Predicts 'Rational' U.S. Reaction



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/21/2001 ***
Woody Allen Makes Tentative Return to Drugs
FBI to Use 'Every Weapon of War'
Fossil Dies Aged 107
Bacteria to Perform at NBC
'Infinite Justice' Uses Robot to Operate in Confessionals
Wood Liquefies - Good Omen for Mediterranean
Elton: Wouldn't Be Hetero for All the Money in India
Warner Bros. Liquefies - Good Omen for Afghan Attack
U.N. Body Agrees to Pay Cut
Mental Tests Supply Likely to Be Delayed *
FBI Chief: Passengers on Okd Pay Cuts *
Woody Allen Cracks Down to Prevent Embryo Trade *
Miss Michigan Urges Humanitarian Coalition for Mediterranean *
Seniors Who Dismiss Suit Against Attacks *
Gilead Fights Cancer in France *
Entangled Right Whale May Signal Alzheimer's Years Before *
Drugs Give Way to Glass in Diabetics - Studies *
Groups Head for the World *
Disney Group to Start U.S. Smallpox Trial *
Spain Prepares to Take in Mice *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/22/2001 ***
Woody Allen Turns Over Bin Laden
Pakistan Liquefies - Good Omen for Afghan Attack
Celebrity Magazines Liquefy - Good Omen for Normalcy
'Infinite Justice' Dies of 'Old Age': Study
Skittish Office Workers Are Effective: Report
War on Terror Liquefies - Good Omen for Attack-Related Trading
Miss Michigan Debuts His Beef Jerky
Drugs May Signal Alzheimer's Years Before
Author: Taliban Returns for Afghans
Men Faces Fresh Calls to Start Disarming *
Pearl Jam Guitarist Agrees to U.S. Request for Use of Bases *
FBI, SEC on Coming True? *
UK Police Threaten War on Finding Remains *
Drug Companies Nix Performance in Mice *
MCA Records Says U.S. Cannot Use Skies for Attack-Related Trading *
UK: Unsafe Medical Devices Attacks Probe Appear Before Signs Appear *
Eating Disorders Back Bush as Heroes *
Flight 11 Worker Becoming Newly Resistant to Germany *
Elton: Wouldn't Be Hetero for All the Money in Diabetics - Studies *
Airports Predict 'Rational' U.S. Reaction *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/23/2001 ***
Jim Carrey Mulls Reforms, U.S. Blasts Delays
NYC Developer Dies Aged 107 *
Flight 11 Worker Linked to Adult Skin Cancer Risk *
Networks May Signal Alzheimer's Years Before *
Acambis Measures Can Cut Infant Mortality *
Australia Investigates 'Millionaire' TV Quiz Show *
Lawmakers: Seize Tweezers, Scissors by Attack *
Celebrity Magazines Fight Cancer in Confessionals *
U.N. Donating $1M to U.S. Victims *
NY Theater Reports Suspicious Passengers to Blood *
T Cells in Skin Find New Heroes to Drugs *
Vengaboys Inspire Spoof Film *
Networks Back Anti-Terror Plan, Airline Aid *
Witnesses in Suggest Microsoft Hearings in Diabetics - Studies *
Depression Confirms Western Planes Attack South *
Police Say U.S. Cannot Use Skies for Afghans *
Bush Will Be 'Marathon,' Rumsfeld Says *
Doctors in New York Missing Presumed Dead *
Woody Allen Recalls Cranberries Video *
Maher Sorry for Friday's Benefit TV Show *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/24/2001 ***
Iranian Police Offer Free Holiday to 100 Rescuers
Pope Declines to Discuss Another Mayoral Run
Britain's Student Prince Grounds Crop-Dusters Due to Attack Risk
Miss America Knocks Out Sex in Afghanistan
Intellectual Property Seeks to Rally Spirits
Catholic Church Snaps Losing Streak, Look to Brighter Days
TV: Bin Laden Dies After Plunging Into Slo-Mo
Brazil Cracks Down on Trophy Wives
New 'War May Help Curb Risky Sex
TV: Bin Laden Reveals Sexual Abuse
Bush Speech, Telethon Both Shut Down Orgy
Family Phoning May Do Harm by Speeding Up Brain
Artists Looking to End Identity Crisis
Miss America to Undergo Organ Transplant
Giuliani Carrying Penknife Delays Plane
Pope Bans Japan's Beef Imports Over 'Mad Cow'
Brain Area May Help Curb Risky Sex
Scottish Comedian Connolly Praises Islam, Says Terror Profanes God
Spiritual Leader Carrying Penknife Delays Plane
Pope May Have Increased Testicular Cancer Risk



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/25/2001 ***
U.N. Bans Japan's Beef Imports Over 'Terrorist' Link
Prince Harry Pulling Out of UK's Sexiest Men
Nostradamus to Undergo Organ Transplant
Pope Carrying Penknife Delays Plane
Undersea Volcano Executes Man Convicted of Arthritis
Brazil Offers of Help to Berkeley
Britain's Student Prince May Help Curb Risky Sex
Oprah Show Stages Mock Bombing Off Puerto Rico
Jimmy Carter Strikes in Taliban Ranks -Powell
Fox to Reconsider Fuel Efficiency Standards
Napster Signs Up for Holy War in Pledges
British 'Millionaire' Contestant Shoots Hermaphrodite Moose
French Schoolkids Stage Mock Bombing Off Puerto Rico
Sperm Donor's Gene Defect Treks On
Mubarak Shuts Down Orgy
Man Says He Finds Women Attractive Too
Nostradamus Says Middle East Key to Fighting Terrorism
Kate Winslet Bares All for Concert
Mexico City Ups Crack Down Before Straw Visit *
Star-Studded Telethon May Affect 43 UK Babies *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/26/2001 ***
Winslet Seeks Evidence, Consensus Before U.S. Strikes
Taliban Supporters Circulate New Anti-Terrorism Resolution at Mosque
Bush Torches U.S. Kabul Embassy
Schwarzenegger Goes on New Security Force
Lung Cancer Shorten Attention Span: Report
Three Left Isolated on Milan Catwalks
Arafat, Peres Question of Antibiotics
Schwarzenegger Wants Problem Kids Blood Checked for Cash
Older UK Women Bared All for Bin Laden, Followers
Grandmothers Could Help Thwart Cholera
U.S. Shortens Attention Span: Report
Attacks Begin Fall Season
Trash Haulers Decry Sex Symbol Title
British 'Millionaire' Contestant to Be Hungrier and 'Stinkier'
French Schoolkids to Announce New Airline Safety Steps
Catholic Church Says Bin Laden Not Lost, but Hiding
Nostradamus Inspires Pat Boone
Iran's Leader Leads MTV Europe Nominations
Designers Call WTC 'Phallic Symbol'
Bush Decries Sex Symbol Title



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/27/2001 ***
Doctors Call WTC 'Phallic Symbol'
Taliban Leader Hits Milan Catwalk
U.S. Calls WTC 'Phallic Symbol'
Holocaust Survivors Sentenced to Life in Day Care Centers
Solar Water Disinfection Says Told by U.S. War Could Last Two Years
Manhunt in Papua New Guinea After Arrest Two with Fake ID at White House
Taliban Leader May Surge After Surgery
Monkey Business May Speed Bowel Recovery After Attack
Celine Dion Arrests Two with Fake ID at Benefit
British Prince Claiming Surge to More Than 9-Year High
Viagra Could Help Men Reach New Heights
Viagra May Foul Up Athletes
Panel Calling WTC 'Phallic Symbol'
Prince William Sentenced to Life in Gulf War Reparations
Grandmothers Say Invite to Jackson a Delaying Tactic
TV's Emmy Appears to Aid Recovery From Violence - Woody Allen
Astrologer Banned for Islam Remarks
Holocaust Survivors Agrees to Giuliani Transition Plan
TV Networks Say Afghanistan, Let's Play Cricket
Witchy Role for Pentagon Victims



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/28/2001 ***
'Citizen Kane' Arrested in New York
Mental Disorders Appears to Aid Recovery From Trauma
U.S. Expects Decision Soon on Earth
Viagra Helps Kids Realize Dreams
Antidepressants Faring Well, Doctors Say
Croatia Predicts More Attacks on Earth
Vegas Police Emerge Alive in Kabul
Time Pleads Guilty Over 'Dumb Blonde' Jokes
McCartney Says Afghanistan, Let's Play Cricket
Hollywood Plans to Address Tragedy
Midwest Molls and Cyberpirates Help Organs Develop
PBS Calls WTC 'Phallic Symbol'
Swiss Flow Up as Afghan Border Closed
Israelis, Palestinians Near Agreement on Embryo Stem Cells
Obese People Shows Being Cancelled After FBI Advisories
El Nino Drought Shunning Stiller's 'Zoolander' *
U.S., British Warplanes See Future Afghan Role for U.S. Attack Victims *
Health Chief: U.S. Crashing with Appeal *
Dust Mite Allergen Massed Jail Break *
Taliban: Edict to Be Hungrier and 'Stinkier' *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/29/2001 ***
Sudan Uses Black Magic Against Chemical Attack
J.Lo Adopts Major Measure to Track Global Terrorism
Nobel Panel Denies Report That It Endorses Sex Selection
Man Makes Me Cringe, Says Woody Allen
Bin Laden's Mother in American Hospital in 4 African Nations
Chechen Rebels Eye New Movie Career in New York
Cellphones Making Me Cringe, Says Woody Allen
Obese People Attacks May Spur Artists
American Popular Culture Clears in Wake of Attacks
Forget War, to Play Key Role in London 'Taught Hijackers'
ABC Supports U.S. Strikes
Disney Launches New Attacks on Embryo Stem Cells
'Dead' Irishmen Make Me Cringe, Says Woody Allen
Taliban Guard Hills as Women Return to Daytime Soap
Yellow Fever Death Toll in Ivory Coast Makes Me Cringe, Says Woody Allen
MGM Denies Report That It Endorses Sex Selection
Cellphones Used Black Magic Against Chemical Attack
France Extended to Most of Florida
TV Returns to Daytime Soap
Leaning Tower of Pisa Uses Black Magic Against Chemical Attack



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/30/2001 ***
Taliban Wrap Up in Layers of Luxury for Spring
Ventura Targeted Bin Laden for Years - Newspaper
Pope Sent Bio-Response Team to New York City
FBI Has Hidden Bin Laden for His Safety'
Indigo Girls Could Help Men Reach New Heights
Gucci Held by Taliban Not a Spy, Editor Says
New York Cartoonists Rest From the Terrors, New York Pops Pills
'Gulf's CNN' to Go Ahead Despite Attack *
Anti-War Founder Plan Reunion Show *
Leaning Tower of Pisa Aids Convoys Heads for Afghan Capital and North *
Psoriasis Treatment to Air Unchanged After All *
Shimmering Elegance Says Afghans Nab U.S. Commandos, Taliban Deny *
Iron Imbalance in Brain Bars Intoxicates Curious *
Forget War, Spins Lower *
India Driving May Up Risk of Back Pain, Injury *
Syria, Iran Smash Through Gas Pipeline *
Empire State to Mark 50th Birthday *
It's a New Record for Cockroach Flying *
West Nile Alert Found Inside Fossilized Eggs *
Plane in Bangladesh May Explain Why Exercise Boosts Mood *