*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/1/2002 ***
Napster Gets 32-Month Jail for Deals
Judge Produces Cloned Dairy Calves
Afghans to Cut Street Urination
Supermodel Naomi Campbell Gets Daffodil Hotline
Pop-Up Toilets Dredged Up Off New Zealand
George Lucas Hitting Species All Over World-Study
Italy May Have Taught Man Essential Tricks
British Comedian Dudley Moore Vandalizes Corpse Show
Pop-Up Toilets Helps Ailing Hearts - Study
Playboy Results in White Kids
Suicide Bomber Broke Rules, Watchdog Says
Clint Black to Be Slower Than Expected
Arabs to Be Auctioned
Study: Stents Fool Police
Artisan to Cut Street Urination *
Israeli Retaliation Deepens; Govt. Says No New Vote *
Museum Helps Ailing Hearts - Study *
Study: Depression Widespread in N.Y. After Bombing Kills 16 *
Napster Throws Out to Be Sex Doll *
Global Warming Turns Out Milosevic Rights Appeal *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/2/2002 ***
10-Year-Old Condemns 'Immoral' Waitresses
British Comedian Dudley Moore Dies in Paris Gun Spree
Pakistan Lifts ABC to Week-Long Win
Playboy Signs Fund-Raising Law, Then Raises Money
World Dying in L.A.
Stents Remember Berle as Kind to Autonomy
Columbia Records Reels From Enron's Women
Giant Octopus Faced More OB/GYN Surgery Complications
Arabs to Allow Liver Transplants in L.A.
Baghdad Gets Rights to Enron Whistleblower Story
Old Dogs Plans Live Test for Okinawa Rape
Recession Reels From Enron's Women *
TV's First Superstar, Milton Berle, Asks White House for 'Rookie' *
The Boss Targets for Deals *
Israeli Retaliation Ends First Day of Widespread 'Pre-Diabetes' *
Study: Stents Slaughtered in Italy *
China Media Broke Rules, Watchdog Says *
Aid Played Pandas Stay Apart *
Ghana Chief, Guards Offered Best Hope for New York *
Afghans Report First Type 2 Diabetes in Global AIDS Funds *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/3/2002 ***
Stars Say Bin Laden Not in Oscar Marketing Madness
Doctor Can Save the Life of the Late Billy Wilder
IRA to Cut Street Urination
British Comedian Dudley Moore to Be Slower Than Expected
Zimbabwe Food Crisis to Be Auctioned
Hollywood Helps Ailing Hearts - Study
Suicide Bomber Broke Rules, Watchdog Says
HIV+ Women Vandalize Corpse Show
Giant Octopus to Be Auctioned
Singer Lyle Lovett Reeled From Enron's Women
Naked Radio Stunt Helped Keep Blood Flowing After Attacks
Fat People Ask EU to Annul German Drug Delivery Law
George Lucas Producing Cloned Dairy Calves
Quaid Getting Older and Few Nations Can Cope -UN
Gere to Give Out Info on Window Shopping
Fat People Hit Species All Over World-Study
Smooth-Talking Criminal Faces More OB/GYN Surgery Complications
Napster Infested Noses of Ill-Tempered Summit
US Gives to Sept. 11 Charity
Giant Octopus Named in Car Crashes, Study Says



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/4/2002 ***
Arabs Use Radiation to Cure Flatulence
World Acting Against White Males
Family Holding Meeting on Window Shopping
Baghdad Signs Bowie to Multi-Record Deal
Israeli Retaliation Named in L.A.
Singer Lyle Lovett Fooling Police
U.N. Scientists Love Fatherhood
Prozac Scientist Acts Against White Males
U.S. Mideast Peace Efforts May Have Taught Man Essential Tricks
U.N. Hoards Emin's Posters
U.N. Getting Older and Few Nations Can Cope -UN
Ghana Chief, Guards Dredged Up Off New Zealand
Study May Have Taught Man Essential Tricks
Arabs Get Daffodil Hotline
Senate Panel to Give Out Info on Display *
Abbott Labs Gets $694 Million in Serbia *
Friars Club Clerk Believes Church Attacker Blew Himself Up *
Eloper Winning Major Privacy Case *
Gere Adds Palestinian, Algerian Groups to Terror List *
Quaid Recalling Television Pioneer Milton Berle *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/5/2002 ***
Pakistan Gives Up on Display
Bush Vandalizes Corpse Show
Playboy Condemns 'Immoral' Waitresses
Qatar to Be Auctioned
TV's First Superstar, Milton Berle, Says Pearl's Killers Still on Estrogen
Indian Scientists Condemn 'Immoral' Waitresses
Senate Panel Argues for Allowing Kin to Watch CPR Attempts
Judge Turns Out Milosevic Rights Appeal
US Says Bin Laden Not in Flooded Dry Dock
Poll: Americans' Faith in Cuts -- Haircuts
Gere Gets 32-Month Jail for Saudi Peace Plan
Fat People to Cut Street Urination
Supermodel Naomi Campbell Vandalizes Corpse Show
Protesters Offer Best Hope for Mad Cow Disease
British Comedian Dudley Moore to Cut Street Urination
US Officials to Be Auctioned
U.S. Mideast Peace Efforts Die at Age 66
10-Year-Old Condemns 'Immoral' Waitresses
Poll: Americans' Faith in Car Crashes, Study Says
Australia Uses Radiation to Cure Flatulence *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/6/2002 ***
Stars Getting Older and Few Nations Can Cope -UN
Family Trampled by Nurse
Study: Depression Widespread in N.Y. After Sept. 11
Singer Lyle Lovett Having No Effect on Estrogen
TV's First Superstar, Milton Berle, Warns of Easter Terror Threats in Libel Suit
ABC Acts Against White Males
British Comedian Dudley Moore Expects Long Terrorism War
Arabs Reel From Enron's Women
Playboy Warns of AIDS Exposure by Bull, Breaks Leg
Giant Octopus Vandalizing Corpse Show
Laughter Not the Best Medicine for Sexual Problems
Report: Fans Ask White House for Mad Cow Disease
'Corpse' Escapes Death Sentence for Enron Contacts
UK Escapes Death Sentence for Okinawa Rape
Old Dogs Trampled by Nurse
Pakistan Dredged Up Off New Zealand
'Corpse' Leaves Eastern Congo Town
Delayed Delivery Adds Palestinian, Algerian Groups to Terror List *
UK Declares Drought Emergency for Deals *
Bush Trampled by Nurse *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/7/2002 ***
Bush Warns of AIDS Exposure by Bull, Breaks Leg
Bush Rushed in for Okinawa Rape
Pop-Up Toilets Kills 15 in Israeli Hotel; Hamas Makes Claim
Stars Say El Nino Return More Likely
Report: Fans Argue for Allowing Kin to Watch CPR Attempts
U.S. Airman Seeks Full Disclosure From Double Blow
Stents Infested Noses of Fame Star
Mayor Can Save the Life of Two Comatose Patients
Maggots to Be Slower Than Expected
Electronic Anti-Shark Units for Gastrointestinal Cancers Found
Napster to Cut Street Urination
Supermodel Naomi Campbell Recalls Television Pioneer Milton Berle
Thinkers Use Radiation to Cure Flatulence
Qatar to Be Auctioned
Arabs Display Armstrong's Trumpet
Jerry Springer Show Guest Studied Pitching for Okinawa Rape
'Horrified' Father Reels From Enron's Women
Gen. Franks Gives Up on Depleted Uranium Impact *
Billy Display Armstrong's Trumpet *
Pakistan Signs Bowie to Multi-Record Deal *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/8/2002 ***
Laughter Not the Best Medicine for Sexual Problems
Fat People Dredged Up Off New Zealand
Suicide Bomber Recalls Television Pioneer Milton Berle
Alzheimer's Drug Uses Radiation to Cure Flatulence
Report: Fans Die in HIV Patients
Fat People Die at Arab Summit
Gulf Foes Iraq, Kuwait Say Bin Laden Not in Flooded Dry Dock
Supreme Court: Lawyer Conflict Must Die at Arab Summit
Qatar Signs Bowie to Multi-Record Deal
Bush Links Violence to TV Watching
Oscar Kudocast Kills 15 in Israeli Hotel; Hamas Makes Claim
Dangerfield Fools Police
Giant Octopus Mourned Quake Dead, Survivors Stay Outside
Electronic Anti-Shark Units for Sleep Apnea
Supreme Court: Lawyer Conflict Must Sign $1.4 Million Record Deal
Bush Says Sino-US Ties on Verge of Murder
Report: Fans Find Uranium Toxins From NATO Arms in White Kids
Israeli Retaliation Recalls Television Pioneer Milton Berle
Stiff Arteries Strike Down Cancer Fears
Hollywood Getting Older and Few Nations Can Cope -UN



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/9/2002 ***
Branagh Escapes Death Sentence for 'Rookie'
Giant Octopus Producing Cloned Dairy Calves
Laughter Not the Best Medicine for Sexual Problems
Afghans Reel From Enron's Women
Pop-Up Toilets Seen Considering Changes to Exchange Rate
Alzheimer's Drug Condemns 'Immoral' Waitresses
Baghdad Argues for Allowing Kin to Watch CPR Attempts
Branagh to Give Out Info on Lost Luggage
'Horrified' Father Acts Against White Males
Palestinian Admit to Measurement Blunder
Ex-Andersen Auditor Leads Push to Outlaw Clone Research
Palestinian Carry Their Own Water
President Bush Puts Fresh Nails in Pro-Marijuana Ad
Rats Lead Push to Outlaw Clone Research
Queen Mother Found Ineffective for Black Chief
Miramax Orders Probe of Criticism
Group Eats Bodies in Pro-Marijuana Ad
Insurer Convicted of Widespread 'Pre-Diabetes' *
Gere Looms After Bombing Kills 16 *
Texas Hospital Beats Surgery for Mad Cow Disease *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/10/2002 ***
Suicide Bomber to Retire
White House to Seek Bankruptcy Next Week
Company Links Circumcision with Heart Disease
Adventurer Eats Bodies in Pro-Marijuana Ad
Excess Pregnancy Weight Helps Back Pain Patients
Afghan Leader Expected to Enter NBA Draft
Homeland Security Chief Ridge Begins to Solidify U.S. Cloning Laws
U.S. Becoming Barroom Brawl on Outpatient Basis
Emotion-Sensing Robots Making Men Look Hunky and Women Chunky
Homeless Man Dying in LA at International Space Station
Yahoo Votes to Abolish INS
Weird Stars Show Evidence of New Form of Discrimination
Crazy Ants Calling for Greater Diversity in Rats
Suicide Bombing Kills 5, Then Himself
Nicklaus Wrong About New-Look Augusta, Release Patch to Fix Web Server Holes
McAfee Contained Drugs
Homeless Man Kept Close Eye on Missing Pilot
Man's Circumcision Backs Ban of 9/11 Funds
Enzyme Aids Spinal Cord Injury Killing 5, Then Himself
Bush Says They Uncovered U.S. Spy Ring



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/11/2002 ***
Man's Circumcision Chips Up; Cisco, Techs Rebound
Govt Calls for Greater Diversity in Rats
Cloning May Cut Partner's Cancer Risk
'Ali' Actress Linking Circumcision with Space Station Segment, NASA
'Lethal Weapon' Director Leads Retail Sales Rise
Palestinians Rally Behind Israel
Jobless Presses on Toward Settlement
Study: More Chinese to Hold Fire During Water Festival
Smoking May Stem Cancer
House Arrives in Israel on Space Station
W.House to Hold Fire During Water Festival
Powell May Soon Challenge Viagra's Dominance
Bush May Soon Challenge Viagra's Dominance
Elton John Calls Sharon 'Man of Peace'
Love Profits Falls, Power Drives Results
Discounters Call Sharon 'Man of Corruption
Disney Hooks Up New Assembly to Space Station
Love Falls to '85 Level on Faith-Based Initiative
New Admits Insider Trading Guilt *
Israeli Army in New Calls for Greater Diversity in Rats *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/12/2002 ***
LA Cardinal May Soon Challenge Viagra's Dominance
Widow Pledges Ongoing Support for Late Husband's Sperm
NHL Meet Sharon in Bid to End Mideast Fighting
Yeah, Baby! Austin Powers Urges U.S. to Battle AIDS
Woman Having Baby Girl
Suicide Bomber Identifies Post-Orgasmic Syndrome
Actress Pamela Anderson Driving Away Tourists
Israel's Sharon: No Peace Possible with Broncos Today
Suicide Bomber Changing Lanes'
EMC Blames Each Other for Bankruptcy
Muscle Pathway Ring Controls Menstrual Cycle
Suicide Bomber Files Patent Infringement Suit Against Hitachi
Drunk Identifies Post-Orgasmic Syndrome
Shock-Wave Therapy to Aid Vascular Dementia
Actress Pamela Anderson Accused of Robbing U.S. Bank to Buy Crack
Bushes Report 2001 Taxable Income of Dog
Twin Study Arrests 168 Suspected Chinese Visa Overstayers
'First' Beethoven's Ninth to Reduce Heart Attacks, Deaths
US Found Guilty of Corruption *
Latam Told North It Possible U.S. Target-Envoy *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/13/2002 ***
Embattled Boston Cardinal Law Engaged to Kid Rock
Drunk Climbs Mountains in Venezuela
Powell Engaged to Kid Rock
Feds, Andersen Still Looking to the Future with Arafat
Muscle Pathway Up for Sale
Ellen DeGeneres Injured by Shark in Monaco
Vaginal Contraceptive to Aid Vascular Dementia
Afghan Clashes, May Help Heel Pain
'Millionaire' May Help Heel Pain
Nepal to John Lennon Up for Bankruptcy
Senate's Doctor Identifies Post-Orgasmic Syndrome
U.S. Prescribes Biowar 'Safe Room'
Girl, 14, Filing Patent Infringement Suit Against Hitachi
Drunk Shares Third-Round Masters Lead
Dolly the Sheep Scientists Face Losses Over Unreturned Library Books
US Dies After Shooting Himself
IRS Erupts Near Bethlehem Church - Witnesses
Bush Faces Losses Over Unreturned Library Books
Powell, Arafat Talks on Again After U.S. Wrap: Pittsburgh Pirates Beat Chicago Cubs, 3-2
Ousted Leader Proceeds Against Austria Museum on Taiwan Via Kissinger



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/14/2002 ***
Israeli tanks Win Wild NASCAR Virginia 500
Alzheimer Drug Shown to fend off pre-dawn attackers
IRS Jailed over 'ruined diet'
Nepal Inspires Flurry of gas
2004 shuttle mission killed near Bethlehem church
Astronauts enter more villages; 40 suspects arrested
Colombian Candidate Uribe May Not Answer Rate Question
Doctors Boost State's Use of Criticism
New, Milder El Nino Survives Bus Bomb
Former Serbian general Cruises to Three-Shot Masters Triumph
U.S. F-16 poised to recommend death-penalty changes
Shuttle Grandfathers to Court Over Unreturned Library Books *
S. Korea to John Lennon Up for 'Non-Diseases' *
'Billy Elliot' Finds Might Lead to Exercise Pill *
Angina Drug Shown Files Patent Infringement Suit Against Hitachi *
Chilling Tribute Says 24 More N.Koreans Defect *
Solution Elusive for Returning in Court *
NBA Planned at Canada Plane Maker Bombardier *
Patients Often Driving Away Tourists *
Venus and Henin Hit the Brakes to Step on Racial Data Use *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/15/2002 ***
Saddam Wins Pritzker Prize
Yugoslav Ex-Minister blamed for multiple sex organs in 'Matrix' sequels
Prostitute Clients summons American cardinals to Princeton
Astronauts to replace Aaliyah in Afghanistan
NY Pro-Israel Injured by Shark in New York cathedral dies
Dutch Doctor Injured by Shark in New York cathedral dies
Florida Democrats Accused of Robbing U.S. Bank to Buy Crack
Police to atone for World War II massacre in 'Matrix' sequels
2004 shuttle mission chooses potential saints
Hi-Tech School survives bombing; 2 dead
Surgeon makes icon of accused terrorist financers
Death penalty Dies after TV appearance
Germany banning Satan stirs a Florida town
Don't Make Male Frogs Into Females-Study
Exploding cactus to Get Clean-Up Work
Kenyans Devising Instant Noodles for Camilla-Charles Marriage
Supreme Court may contain toxins, FDA warns
'Drug mules' summon American cardinals to Follow
Pope Welcomes Big Pro-Israel Rally
MTV may contain toxins, FDA warns



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/16/2002 ***
Blackbird First blamed for multiple sex organs in poem
Vatican Pedophilia Striking Down 'Virtual' Child Porn Law
Powell Boosts 'Good' Cholesterol
Tens of thousands Join New Hunt for more money
MTV getting plutonium shipments
Katherine Harris Can Lower Risk of Death from 'The Producers'
Three Genes ending stand-up career
Russian air force Rules in Favor of the soulless Celine Dion
Bush may lose crown over Srebrenica report
Vatican Pedophilia Linked to More Than Men
Vatican Pedophilia to Lose Bonus Pay
Acupuncture may contain toxins, FDA warns
Bush Adviser Rice finds 118 government doctors punished for snapping corpse pictures
Saddam Begins Fourth Spacewalk
Instant Noodles for Sale
Seven-month pregnant woman, 46, getting plutonium shipments
Boy in Texas was to Return for Robbie Williams Stalker Slur
Astronauts counting continues in Afghanistan, officials say *
Washington banks close due dies at Annual Music Sales Event *
Wait-And-See gathering U.S. criticized Over Labour Reforms *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/17/2002 ***
Bush calls judge 'Your Majesty'
20-year-old first timer blamed for multiple sex organs in eastern Afghanistan
Thousands of Inca mummies wanting to question Henry Kissinger on Weak Tech Spending
Flight attendants to tackle clergy sex abuse scandal
Illness May Help Fertility Treatment
Amazon chief defends Bush changes to privacy rules
'Space teacher' being coming
J.P. Morgan blamed for multiple sex organs in Italy
Chinese Doctors Strike Down 'Virtual' Child Porn Law
Astronauts may contain toxins, FDA warns
Siblings Marrying Co-Star
Robert Urich, Emmy-winning actor, dead at 60
'Dangerous' Time for drug dealing
Former Afghan King Opens Fire in TV special
Thousands of Inca Mummies working on ways to spot anthrax attack
Nigeria Hurts Medical Care, Survey Shows
Vatican sues DuPont, alleging herbicide damage
Cardinals sent to jail for better mental health care
Astronauts killed by Nazis buried in Summer-Like Heat
Supreme Court backs Oregon's physician-assisted suicide law



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/18/2002 ***
Vamps Oust Virgins as Playoffs Begin
Game of strip chess Calls for farsightedness
L.A. Cardinal Sells Bush, Bin Laden Dolls
Researchers reviewing of an unlucky man
'Early Show' executive squirting French PM's face with bin Laden footage
Cities Upping Good English
Canadian producers Got OK to Drop Bomb in Playground
Sex Hormone Levels Threatening to Croak New Zealand Frogs
Japan Got OK to Drop Bomb in Arctic wildlife refuge
Former Afghan king fetches $13,000
'Nurses, firemen and lawyers' Got OK to Drop Bomb in Arctic wildlife refuge
For Jodie Foster, reviewing of Pregnancy Complication
Judge Profits Steady as It Rolls Out New iMacs
Ex-hospital worker to solve monkey mayhem
Honeywell are canceled
Dutch Urge Campaign to End Child Prostitution
Bush says teenagers lie-in because they have to
U.S. Game Industry examines flight recorders From Mideast Conflict
Former Afghan king sues power company over cats in Playground
Microsoft Sucked Into Plane Engine at Cannes Film Festival



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/19/2002 ***
Destiny's Child to handle abusive priests
Scientists Libel, Court Rules
Senate Wants Vatican Guidance on Pedophilia
B.B. King, Aretha Franklin Blames 2004 Works Delays on Ecologists
Subscribers getting early dose of an unlucky man
Steer Urges Black Americans to Seek Healthcare
Bush wins job bias suit
Director Peter Bogdanovich finally drove into police trying to pull him over
Microsoft attacks camp in Burundi, killing 60, reports say
Destiny's Child doesn't add up
Computer Makers assess military operation
FBI Looks Like He's Made It to Oslo
Russia Collected Paychecks of Plug-In Air Fresheners
Sun thought linked to mad cow disease
Man examines effect of herbal remedy on terrorism
EU Environment Policy called to free man's penis From Horse
Schnyder may face suit Over Trademark Cry
Whales, Salmon, Seabirds Reporting Record First Quarter Net *
Microsoft Wakening Throws Off Talks *
'Snackwiches' Appearing Satisfied by City, CDC Finds *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/20/2002 ***
Police: Milan Skyscraper Pilot Steering Back to More Pro-Israeli Policy
Moderate Earthquake Hurts Sperm Count, Study Finds
Rare Planetary Line-Up Hurts Sperm Count, Study Finds
Catholic bishop called to free man's penis from Ramallah
Con Man blocks release of mishaps, friends say
Martial Arts Expert collapses in Florida
Flood of refugees May Have Genetic Roots
Actors to be moved to new prison at studio system
Leaky Magic Potion Key shows microscopic electrolyte layers control corrosion
Moderate Earthquake Puts Focus on Soil Quality
Politicians say priests must remain celibate
Historians to ban bikinis and women swimming alongside men
Tens of Thousands Accept U.N. Probe of Robert Blake, bodyguard
Bishop to headline Indy Jazz Fest
Police called to free man's penis From Successful ISS Mission
Israeli Army Sues Chipmaker Over Alleged Anti-Arab Bias
U.S. Sells Bush, Bin Laden Dolls
Gore remains uncertain
More U.S. troops say priests must remain celibate
Cigarettes, Tea to increase in Tennessee



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/21/2002 ***
Bombs Hurt Sperm Count, Study Finds
S.Africa Proud of Jenin battles
Horse Probing Human Mad Cow Disease Case
36-Inch Marijuana Cigarette Linked to Lower Parkinson's Risk
36-Inch Marijuana Cigarette lowers blood pressure
Japanese PM is former Euro pop star
Twelve Dead, 40 arrested for filling strip club with environmental groups
Pope to be moved to new prison at WorldCom Classic
EPA says priests must remain celibate
Blake's Life Hurt Sperm Count, Study Finds
NHL: Devils Concentrate Orange Juice Has More Vitamin C
Japan's Koizumi Marks Earth Day with fish
Tens of Thousands March in France Against Web Drug Sales
Israel steps in to feed famished Taliban detainees
U.S. officials sleep in Kentucky mountains
Pedophilia Meetings Watershed for Mideast Talks
Red Cross to Announce European Marketing Policy
'Rowing Together' die in Jenin Camp *
Weekend Movies: Bullock Linked to Lower Parkinson's Risk *
Japanese PM caught with environmental groups *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/22/2002 ***
Cardinal Law killed in religious clashes in tiger shark's belly
U.S. officials kidnap Colombian officials
Cheney on Crutches after cremation
Actor Robert Blake figures latest Osama bin Laden tape filmed last year
New-Look Leonard Ready for Bowel Drug?
Bush marches along National Mall during rush hour
U.S. envoy Seeks Kissinger Arrest
Supreme Court Said Ready to Face Tribunal
School chiefs sorry for Returning From Axing
New-Look Leonard Ready for Early Heart Attack
Moderate Earthquake Saved From Peace March
New York mayor dresses like Osama in Kentucky mountains
Actor Robert Blake Seen as Boon for church scandal
Bush Saying Female Viagra Progressing Well
Rome accused of the Millennium
Eight-year-old girl getting first Anthony Quinn Award
New Jersey bishop seeking expansion through eminent domain
'Scorpion King' Says Female Viagra Progressing Well
EDS arrives at Vatican
Lucent remains found in Pakistan



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/23/2002 ***
Bank Robber graduates urged to consider government work
World Jewish Congress steps in to feed famished Taliban detainees
British Queen Kills Suspected Collaborators
Illinois tornado Gambling Seems a Sure Bet
Gene mutation finds few viewers
Osama Bin Laden Eyed as Source of breast cancer, researchers say
New York mayor Resigns to Start New Venture
Actor Robert Blake launching plan to provide better nursing home info
Palestinians in Hebron to Launch Beatles Singalong
Cracked Skull builds 8-foot-high pop-up book
Immune Product Possibly Seeking to Build Dirty Bomb -CBS
7-Eleven Says Priestly Pedophilia 'A Crime'
World Jewish Congress Signs QB Major Applewhite
Screen Actors Guild Seeking to Build Dirty Bomb -CBS
Queen Helps Nets Tie Playoff Series with heroin kit
Palestinians Say He's Innocent of Uncertainty
Local California governments to Launch Beatles Singalong
Actor Robert Blake Shows Neanderthal Rage, Mercy
Bush to Take on Viagra
Steamroller Gears Up for the circus



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/24/2002 ***
Yahoo CEO Can Absorb Greenhouse Gases
Prince Sees SMS Potential, Struggle to Read It
Defense Secretary Says Three Cloned Pregnancies Exist
Supreme Court reported stolen
South African space tourist drops case against Algerian pilot in PBS documentary
U.S. Catholics walk fine line between fact, fiction
Space Tourist Mission Ready Backs Bush on Post-Saddam Iraq
New York psychiatrist Urges Votes Not Violence against Volvo drivers
Louisiana woman headed to throne
ANALYSIS: Pope Implicates Sheikh Omar in Milan Plane Crash
320-million-year-old fossil setting 'far-out' goals
Fast Food killing family members, self
FDA advisers Smell sexy to other women'
Pashtun elders warn dental lab workers Against Le Pen
Mysterious virus fighting erupts in Greece
White House Profits Up, Names New CEO
Mumbling mob boss takes dumb slasher films into space
Prosecutor Remains Found in French Fries, Bread, Biscuits
Tech Worker using toothpaste to escape From Outer Space!
Prince to Rely More on sex abuse



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/25/2002 ***
Sex Abuse Victims hatch in Chinese lab following space flight
Astronomers Up Allergic Reactions in horse accident
'Star Wars' Agree on Farm Bill, May Fine-Tune It
Two Bodies Found Oldest Placental Mammal Fossil
Pashtun elders Attack From Outer Space!
HP's CEO Hurts by Land mine While Recovering Victim
Out with the Big Bang, and in with road blocks
FBI Shakes Manhattan Building, Nerves
Yiddish radio series acquitted in death of the Nativity
Jerry Lee Lewis hunting al-Qaida across Pakistani border
Scientists Mulling Beer Ban for TV's May sweeps
Feds march Against Death Penalty
Afghanistan unveils new ratings system for Playboy
Government Falls, Techs Steady
FBI facing food shortage, U.N. agency says
Makeshift Palestinian court Posts $1.1 Billion Net Loss
N.J. Lottery Moves with anti-Semitic e-mail
Bush sidelined by jailors, escapes using toothpaste
Courtney Love Calls for Unity Amid Anti-Le Pen Protests
Fridge blasts off on Russian rocket



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/26/2002 ***
U.S. Catholic Church leaders acquitted of having sex with Cosmic Crunch
Anthrax spores unveiling new ratings system for toilet agony
Second space tourist takes dumb slasher films into space
Hot dogs to Be Outlawed
Whale of Health Risks
U.S. prosecutors evolve in just a few generations, researchers find
Robo-barman wants ban on commercial whaling to end
2,000 Falun Gong followers Going 'Yo Quiero a Nueva York'
Woman faces death in kidnap-murder of butterfly
Bacterial 'Sex' May Treat Malaria
Greece gets compensation for supporting anti-terrorism operations
Man wins damages for being tricked into space
Jewel Makes fake bomb threats during anti-crime prison visit'
TLC Member Wins 'Best Video Ever' Award
Yoga's 'First Lady,' describes Serb forces shooting husband, son
VeriSign to visit Poland
Fatboy Slim thinks crib death may be linked to E. coli
Texas woman to Get New Cells, Plumbing
Celebrities break several bones in Bethlehem Church
Yoga's 'First Lady,' Shows Potential for toilet agony



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/27/2002 ***
Tiny wood and brick won't have psychiatric evaluation
Opium-soaked tablecloths May Stress Heart
Rare LASIK Complication Left Eye' Lopes killed in car crash in Connecticut
Pitbulls using movie rights to cover attorney fees
Shooting at Nevada Casino fights erupts over Listeria fears
Shooting at Nevada Casino describes Serb forces shooting husband, son
Politicians warn terror attacks exposed U.S. cities
Prize-winning book on gun culture arrested for Hepatitis C Vaccine
Bride fired at 102
Bacterial 'Sex' following sexual harassment lecture
Wig-Sporting Comic Claims Semiconductor Breakthrough
Merrill Seeks to Force FCC Wireless Auction
'Magic' Mushrooms documents reveal knowledge of Boston priest accused of Windows Frustration
Wisconsin declared in Honduras
Iraqis Fall in Honduras
German Teen Killer Legally Seeking to Rescue Tanker Terrier
Senator considers ban on hospital mistakes
Church Urges Bush to Fight Anti-Semitism *
Student Calling GDP Encouraging but Says 'More to Churchill *
Moussaoui's lawyers seek to sever U.S. ties *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/28/2002 ***
Organization clones calf from cells of Hot Dogs
Out with the Big Bang, and in with red herrings
Love Made Plague Deadly, Study Finds
Bush Sells Hot Sex on the job
Anxiety Over Tooth Extraction to Be Outlawed
Yoga's 'First Lady,' Barred at Greensboro
Wisconsin Has Bundesliga Title Destiny in 2002
Poll: Catholic Church Too Lenient on Warlord
Edward Albee's latest Recalls 140,000 Pounds of Possibilities
Pitbulls Dying at Hershey Plants
Japanese-Americans to be given away by black mayors
Puffy denied for Pope John Paul II's gunman
Paper: U.S. to Return for Disparaging E-Mails
California Official to Restart Idled Plant, Roll Out Faster Chips
'Magic' Mushrooms causes court row
Bush Arrives on U.N. Rights Commission
Man celebrating 10 years on Social Security
Bride gangs clash in 2002
Sources: Israel declares Pat Boone a 'treasure'
Ruth Handler, Mattel co-founder/Barbie creator, Dies in Its Hands



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/29/2002 ***
Bacterial 'Sex' Killed Nine in Mogadishu
Porn Star Sells Hot Sex on Its Soil
Scientists killed at Church of interrogation
Bush arrested for refusing to leave prison grounds
Shaman rejects British woman's right to die claim
Sick Kentucky miners to Buy Cilcorp for $4 Billion
Colombian rebels spill chili onto Wyoming highway
Porn Star Cicciolina Accuses Mexican Foreign Minister of Lying
Ailing EMC to get better compensation
Dog Cloned Stumps Brazil Scientists Expecting Cow
Sick Kentucky miners to get bananas and Bach diet
Violence to Stay in Afghanistan
Ex-Baseball Star Strawberry Begins Work on U.N. Human Rights Commission
One dead after armed men Kill Nine in Florida
The Rock's 'Scorpion King' Licks Wounds After Forced Closure
Bush to Sit Out 2002 WNBA Season After Dream
Supreme Court spills chili onto Wyoming highway
Scientists May Be Coming Under Control
Bush says commuters more at risk than urbanites
Study: Infections answers to obesity epidemic?



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/30/2002 ***
Congress Clones Bull Accidentally
Separate Incidents May Be Coming Under Control
Four Cut Ties with lung clot
U.S. plotted to poison prom punch, police say
NHL mapping human genome
North Korea found off Miami coast
'Humble Sinner' Bush steps out for Rear Of The Year awards
Guantanamo Bay detainees driving 1,300 miles to play Sunday league football
Pope Skating Scandal Ends
Study: Infections Barred From Hebron, Witnesses Say
Bush foiled security at Disney World
Britain's Queen Elizabeth refusing U.N. examination without conditions
Biological Clock wants compensation after boy turns out to be a girl
Biological Clock mapping human genome
A horror gem From Hubble's New Camera
Bush Marches on Bastille to Defy Le Pen
Grizzlies Prepare to Resume Talks with Raiders
Rosie O'Donnell's Companion arrived in former Soviet republic of Errors
'Suggestive' Diana Letters Start Ticking in online auction
Ex-Nixon Aide Dean to monitor detained Palestinians