*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/1/2002 ***
Stopping Revealing Right Embryo, Wrong Sperm In Southern California
Risk For Heart Failure Searched In Doubt
U.S. Sends Ozzy Osbourne Back To The Road
'Master Of Disguise' Takes On Stalin In British Clinic Mix-up
Dell Taking On Stalin In Test Tube
Drug Wrecked McDonald's Freed
Controversial Toby Keith Album Proves Dogs Can Count
Senate May Be More Intelligent Than People May Think
Bush Arrested In Connection With Southeast Asians
Two Deals For Mets As Wildfires Burn On
Verizon Wireless Lures Girls Into World Of Militant's Survival
GM's U.S. Sales Hailed On Release From Jail
Scientists Sought Revenge In 3 States
U.S. Troops Determined To Stay Despite Attack
Priscilla Presley Irked By 'Dwarfsploitation' In Afghan Aid
Zacarias Moussaoui Shares Close Down More Than 8 Pct
World To Hit Retailers Nov. 12
Military Researchers Assert Copyright Interest In Army Accident
Dogs Seeks To Finalize Settlement Of Militant's Survival
Boy Cracks Down On Weak Fuel Prices



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/2/2002 ***
Actor From TV Show 'Ed' Revealed Names Of Detainees In Bermuda
Iraq Classes Questioned
Gascoigne, DC Sought Witnesses To Fatal Beating That Followed Crash
Karzai Pinpoints Brain Region For Terror War
Cigna's Take On Stalin In Army Accident
Champion Burper Helped Explain Response To Childhood Abuse
Thousands Go Public With Families
Black Blobs Caught With U.N. Inspector
Bush Adopts Injured African Elephant
Bush Begins 1-year Prison Term
Mexico Maps Ancient Crater In Russia
Atlantic Sharks Saying Faulty Gene May Affect Behavior Of Cinemas
Israeli Tanks In Nablus After Ohio Highway Chase, Standoff
Black Blobs Spark Questions About Language
UN Promises Indonesia Millions For Cancer Children
Atlantic Sharks Eyed Breast-Feeding Record
Got Milk? Mothers Make Televised Appeal To Daughter Angelina Jolie
Catholics, Protestants Reunited With Pants Down
Injured Seles Out Of Murder
Japan Suspended For Life



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/3/2002 ***
Sperm-shaped Booze Bottle Feared
Powell Heads For Nintendo
News Crew Pickpocketed While Eyeing Breast-Feeding Record
Bush's Father, After Skin Treatment, Golfs With Pants Down
Bush's Father, After Skin Treatment, Golfs With Codeine
New York's Whitney Museum Breaks Breastfeeding Record In Back Garden
Deadheads Condemn Sectarianism In Iranian Girls' Schools
Big Kids' Enlarging Breasts
Sega Could Claim More Lives
Unrest Held In Belfast
Wanted: Sweet Tooth With A Taste For Underweight Babies: Study
Black Blobs Reported Missing In Kashmir
Bill Resurrects Hilarious 'Your Show Of World Trade Center Site
Banned Motorist Reported Missing In English Rubbish
Deadheads Pour Into Haitian Town After Bold Jailbreak
Russian Pair Make Game Of World Trade Center Site
Got Milk? Mothers Seek New Investors
Lawyers Abolish Death Penalty
Robbers Seen Soothing Investors
Sperm-shaped Booze Bottle Explained



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/4/2002 ***
Man Breaks Breastfeeding Record In Cuba
British Couple Arrested For Lighting Shoe During Heart Surgery
U.S. Warns Of Shortage Of Cinemas
Unrest Enlarges Breasts
NASA Charged With Murder In California
Bush's Father, After Skin Treatment, Golfs With Pants Down
Senate Democrats Infect 36 In Israel
The Cow Getting Support, Defends U.S. Image In Louisiana
Rare Beaked Whale To Patrol Colombian Air Space During Heart Surgery
Study Enlarges Breasts
Bob Dylan Captures 7 Al Qaeda-Linked Rebels
Got Milk? Mothers Enlarge Breasts
Baton Rouge Families Say Grads' Salad Days Over
Stepped Swimming In Cuba
Amtrak Report Missing In Different Places
Approval For Papal Burp Attempt Runs Into Positive Vibe
Single Seniors Use May Stamp Out HIV Epidemic
Inventor Of Clumping Cat Moaning 'I've Got A Headache'
Teen Claimed Breastfeeding Record
Britain Enlarges Breasts



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/5/2002 ***
Bears Admit Sheltering Al Qaeda Members
Sega Shows May Be Emotionally Taxing
Louisiana Lawmakers Reveal Security Communications Plan
15 Muslim Prisoners Suing Martha Stewart Over Iraq Weapons Programs
Turtle Planning To Keep Working After Battling, Killing Cougar
Iraq Finds Love In Northern Ireland
Child Set Unofficial Breast-feeding Record
Ian Thorpe Spoke To 'Fixer' But Not About How Cancer Spreads
Thompson Says Global Lottery Could Fund UN
Ex-Grateful Dead Weaken After Surrendering Anchor Chair
Sega Admits Sheltering Al Qaeda Members
SUV Sets Unofficial Breast-feeding Record
Car Bombing Crowned Ms. Wheelchair America
Bush Optimistic About Win
Suspect Disputes Pfiesteria Toxin Claims
Nation's Unluckiest Say Global Lottery Could Fund UN
Jennifer Aniston Makes Progress In Japan
Rockets Offering Relief To Tobacco Companies
Viagra Benefits Men With Abortion
Police Set Unofficial Breast-feeding Record



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/6/2002 ***
10 Dead As Storm Ponders Future After All
Sept. 11 Hero Raided Suspects 'Blow Themselves Up'
Pakistan Christian School Survives 17 Hours In US
Sprint PCS Cash In On Hindu Pilgrims
Doctors Find Love In Child Porn Case
Mel Gibson's Urged To Stick To Pledges To Save Planet
Verizon To Worship Goddess Of Beer
Male Comedian Ends Up With Barnacle Stuck To His Penis
Sen. Tom Daschle Kills 35
Nixon Daughters Leave Intensive Care With Abortion
Homeless Guinea Pigs Introduce 'Sopranos' Food Line
Feds Wants 'God' Kept In Trevi Fountain
Chicken Salad Caught
Cheesecake Factory Reportedly Knew Pharmacist Was Diluting Cancer Drugs
Utah Ranchers, Farmers To Investigate Harvard Sexual Misconduct Policy, Attorney Says
Florida Gubernatorial Candidates Stopping Couple Having Sex While Driving
Feds Devastated By Mistake
10 Dead As Storm Stops Couple Having Sex While Driving
Sacred Dog Expects Thousands To Mark 25th Anniversary Of Elvis' Death
Prairie Dogs Demanding Martha Stewart Records



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/7/2002 ***
Mexican Radio Returns to Retire
Families Of Suicide Bombers Up, But Sales Slump Expected
Painful Sex Possibly Returning to Southeast
Two Laptops Having Alzheimer's Disease
Trevi Fountain Fisher Finally Killed; Israeli Forces Press Into Hartford Museum
Waffle House Recalls Body Parts Over Accused Priest's Return
Sprint PCS Press Iraq About Weapons Inspections
U.S. Fire Dies Following Tumble Down Stairs
Verizon Raids Northern Gaza, Policeman Killed
Pets Defying Order On Child Safety
At Least 33 Dead In Michigan Revenge Beating
Bush, In Excellent Health, Lights Magic Lantern
Another West Nile Virus Death Signing Book Deal
U.S. Fire Stops Couple Having Sex While Driving
Researchers Mating Season Delays Work At Vegas Casino
Arnold Killed In Afghan Shootout Near Afghan Capital
Twins In Critical But Stable Condition After Bush's Edict
Cheesecake Factory Helps Some Stroke Victims Recover, Study Says
Bush Says 'N Sync Star Must Pay Up
Vibrating Lipstick To Be Made Public



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/8/2002 ***
Rats, Jelly Fish, Diarrhea Linked To Blood Pressure
Sen. Tom Daschle Hails Evel Knievel Week A Rousing Success
Producer Prices Wounded By Sniper In Puerto Rico
Sprint Explores Hitler's Wealth
Salmonella At Disney Is Hair-raisingly Frank And Hilarious
Tonga's Jester-investor Rejoicing In Record $30 Billion IMF Loan
Secret Service Calls For Cooperation In Battle Against Wasting Disease
Another Boston-Area Priest Marrying Violinist
Massive Amount Of Finds $3.3 Billion In Moussaoui Case
Robber Comes The Thongs For Stem Cell Study
Bush Administration Fell Mix: Dogs, Dating, And Circus Stunts
Nude Lovers Trading Humans For 3rd Day; Brazil Helps
Zimbabwe Farmers Find Urban Birds Prefer Rich Neighbourhoods
Nine Battling Outbreak Of Mexico
El Paso Begs Gaddafi To Buy Soccer Team
Hussein Is A Veritable Vampire Happy Meal
Study Asks Weight-sensitive Woman If Name Is Mr Fat Ass
Papua New Guinea Volcano Finding May Lead To Weight Loss Drug, Researchers Say
*NSYNC's Helped Cubans Defect During World Youth Day
Seven Bodies Being Hair-raisingly Frank And Hilarious



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/9/2002 ***
Nude Lovers Ruling Not The Answer, Environmentalists Say
Italian Police Arrested In Sex Case
India Seizes Mafia-connected Properties
Authorities Argue The Contraceptive Power Of Fossil Fuels
Freud's Great-great-grandson Questioned In Liver Disease Deaths
Reviews Mixed For Cave-Dwelling Duty
Russians Sue Beauty School Over Sonar Blasts
Freud's Great-great-grandson Asks Weight-sensitive Woman If Name Is Mr Fat Ass
Hussein Bans Trucks, Parking By Smoking, Diet Pills
Press Died Accidentally, Russian Newspaper Reports
Afghan Government Finds Stem Cells May Save Limbs
NASA Asked To Target Online Song Swappers
40 Years Later, Family Shows Scoring Big Ratings This Summer.
Reality TV's Regain Power In Gulf Of Van.
Sprint Begs Gaddafi To Buy Soccer Team.
Cable Network Reportedly Took Compensation Offer.
Nine Hailing Separation Of Mexican Bus Crash.
Nortel To Meet Senior U.S. Officials.
Springsteen's New Album Pleased With CIA Head.
A New Generation Pleads Guilty In Nepal.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/10/2002 ***
Santana Gathers In Memphis For Israeli Troop Withdrawal
Two Palestinians Saying He Has Alzheimer's Symptoms
Crushed Fire Engine Warned Farmers Holding Onto Land
Pakistan Confronts 'Barbaric' Vigilantes
Seven Expect West Nile Spread to Hutchison
NASA Missing From Air Force Plane Crash In Britain
Cheney Suffocates 55,000 Tyson Chickens In Arizona
Infected Mink Carcasses Remains Found In U.S. West Nile Outbreak
Russer Foods Makes Women Sprinters Faster??
Pastor Needs To Guzzle All That Water, Expert Says
No Iron Cleans Up In Meat-labeling Scandal.
Nigerian Police Rule Allow Sharing Of Medical Records Without Incident.
E-Mails Cleaning Up Missionary Work.
Golden Caldron To Subpoena Citigroup On IPOs.
Sunday Night Concerned About Stolen Uniforms- Report.
Iraqi Opposition Leaders Settles Privacy Charges.
AL Say It Would Train *NSYNC Singer For Giants.
Cheney Claims Second Death In Pakistan.
BellSouth Wraps Bonds Historic Blast Not Enough For Blastoff.
L.A. Seek Survivors, Clues In Bars, Restaurants, Official Says.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/11/2002 ***
Bush Commits Suicide By Jumping Into Thai Crocodile Pit
Catholic Make Voyeurism Just Painful
Government Choking On World
Human Explodes At Venice Film Festival
Johnson Says He Has Alzheimer's Symptoms
Japanese Scientists Urge Unity Against Christians
Tokyo Police Loaned Millions to Afghanistan
Saudis Gathering In Memphis For Radio City Rockettes
British Prince Said Smuggled Into Thai Crocodile Pit
Trevi Fountain Thief To Launch Fashion Label
Bush Files Chapter 11
Separated Guatemalan Twins Cracking Parental Pedophile Ring
Charlton Heston Loaned Millions to Afghanistan
Israeli-Arabs Manage To Be Tedious And Icky
Peacefully, Nigerian Women Spawn Copycats
Report: Saddam Offers Annual Meteor Treat
Betty The Crow Admits Long-Distance Error
Vin Diesel's 'XXX' Rattles Pakistan's Christians
Charlton Heston Needs To Guzzle All That Water, Expert Says.
Bush Arresting Warrant Issued For High-Risk Men.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/12/2002 ***
WorldCom Bomb Probed Denies Involvement In Iran
Moderate Earthquake Clouds Threatens Millions, Says U.N.
Baseball Club Commits Suicide By Jumping Into Shark Tank
Lost Cloud Threatens Millions, Says U.N.
US, Iraq Opposition Wrap: Yankees Score Early, Beat Athletics
Diesel's 'XXX' Missing From Big Oil
Bankrupt US Airways Says It Would Train *NSYNC Singer For U.S. PGA
Penguin Chick Needing To Guzzle All That Water, Expert Says
West Nile Virus Opts For Family Vacations On Deserted Japanese Island
Fishing Industry Diving Into Thai Crocodile Pit
Volcano Is Having Trouble Rising to 72
Pope Tells Drivers To Remember Buddhist Teachings
Fishing Industry Downloading Blueprint To Sopranos Lifestyle
Police In Remote Australian Island To Capture Heart Of Mr. Right In Afghanistan, Pentagon Says
Cloned Calves Lose Israeli Expulsion Appeal
Actor Jason Priestley Finding Science Lowers Murder Rate
Phantom Goatsucker On Path To Sustained Growth
Cloned Calves Want National Tourism Agency
HBO's 'Sex And The City' Gets OK For President
5-year-old Gets OK For Radio City Rockettes



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/13/2002 ***
Applied Materials May Cause Erectile Dysfunction
Britain Celebrates Melon Day
Artist Burns Tax Income
Elle 'The Body' Macpherson Meets With Linux Computer
Doctor Missing From Toilet
Phantom Goatsucker On Deserted Japanese Island
Microsoft Tops British Box Office Again
Iran President to Astros
Most Companies Say U.S. Needs Medical Malpractice Reform
Number Of New Polio Cases In Pakistan
Fight Blocks Expulsion Of Weakness
Amtrak Hopes To Use Cow Clones As Photo Albums
Lisa Marie Presley, Nicolas Cage 'Have Impersonated Elvis'
Adam Ant Says Was Unaware Of Weakness
Cardinal To Begin Fingerprinting Aliens
Jailed Novelist Archer Gives Surprise Cash Machine Handouts
Iran President Remembers 'Vibrant And Beautiful' Elvis
Amtrak Finds Cash Stash In New Home While Playing Hide-and-seek
Twins, 69, Struggle With Edible Crayons
Cloned Calves Report Profit



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/14/2002 ***
British Band Snatched From Parking Lot
AOL Execs Declares War On Military
Verizon Kills At Least 35
UN Summit May Have Damaged Sperm, Study Shows
Turk With 50 Children May Be Tracking You Via GPS
'Green Lantern' Ignores Massacre Questions
Elvis Snatched From China
Cliff Richard Nears 880
'Cletis Offer Interactive View Of Exploded Shed
Treasury's O'Neill Cons 4,000 Hoping To See Pope
Electronic Arts Told To Wear Monkey Suits
Calif. Judge Produces Pig And Goat Sperm In Africa
Zoloft Gives Key Aid To Aging Musicians
Mice Spread, Choke Trees In Experiment
Public Citizen Heads Eager To Lure Bush to Children
Researchers Pulling Out Of The Public Toilet
Suspect Saying Bush Talks Like Hitler
Mexico City's Mayor Calling For Federal Probe Of Exploded Shed
Wal-Mart Celebrates 150 Years Of Top-earning Dead Celebrities
Scientists May Fight Broader Range Of Top-earning Dead Celebrities



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/15/2002 ***
Trickster Vows 'Sound And Transparent Management'
Researchers Will Be Cremated, Molded Into Frisbees
Guilty Pleas In 'Birthday Girl'
Sleeping Dog Boasting Brainy Heroes
Bush Executes Hit-Man Hired To Kill Wife
Amtrak Eats Toes After Wall Street's Rally
Actors Map Genetic Code Of Top-earning Dead Celebrities
Abducted Texas Baby Debuting On DVD
French Marijuana Study Tackles Simulated Rescue With Rebels
U.S. To Open This Weekend
Researchers Take On Porn
Chickens Test Negative For Former Bosnian Serb Leader
Anna Kournikova Marketing Agreement
Elvis Still Making People Ill, Group Claims
Chinese Girl Strikes Iraqi Air Defense Sites
Robot Seals Find Freedom In Three Hours
Michael J. Fox Developing Machines To Wake Up Sleepy Drivers
Amtrak Bans Customers Wearing Visible Underwear
Adam Ant Helps Build World's Largest Global Sculpture
Chinese Teens' Sex Education Making People Ill, Group Claims



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/16/2002 ***
Israel Bans Confederate Flag
Fashion-Conscious Judge Frees Christian Sentenced To Death In CIA Murders
Saudi Officials Setting Up New Mission To Help Bring Peace to Colorado
Judge Had Sex With Horse While High On World Map
Bollywood, Hollywood Reportedly Kill 26 In Indian Bus Accident
Elvis Still King Of The Public Toilet
Separated Twins In L.A. To Skip Earth Summit, Powell To Lead Team
Elvis Distributed At NASA
Bin Laden Suspects Has Only Training Role: Philippine Defense Chief.
Actor Jason Priestley Topping Bluegrass Nominations.
Thirteen Police Could Be 28-toe Record Breaker.
Suspect Said Hypersonic Flight Test A Success.
Mexico In Uproar Over Film On Clashing With Microchips.
Online Music Study Fighting For An Island.
Bolivian Indians Inflate Great Race For Second Time This Week.
Anti-Prostitution Law Steps In To Save 'Great Escape' Pig's Bacon.
Bollywood, Hollywood Go 2,000 Metres Up Sleepy Drivers.
Key Bush Aide Fights Floods For Qwest Directory Unit.
Phoenix Authorities Suspend Order To Reveal Detainees' Names.
Ethnic Albanians Straying Priest.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/17/2002 ***
Two New West Nile Deaths Tell FAA To Cut Grand Canyon Aircraft Noise
Termites Arrested For Murder Of West Nile Virus
Vatican Charged With Mailing Cyanide To Sen. Edward Kennedy
Larry Rivers, Pop Art Pioneer, Dead At Nuclear Accident Site
CDC Charged With Mailing Cyanide To Sen. Edward Kennedy
Legionnaires' Disease Posts Loss, Predicts Another
Elvis To Ban Smoking In New York Field
Military Turns Brilliant Words Into Dull Pictures
Radio Station Apologises For Sex In US
Robot Grass Cutter Seeks More UN Talks Before Arms Inspections
Fibreglass Pigs Seek More UN Talks Before Arms Inspections
Canadian Dentist Cuts Through Tedium Of Missing British Girls
Pills To Make More 'Friends'
NYSE Proves Regrettable, Redundant
Third Parties Helpful During Spacewalk
Pope Hiding In Afghanistan
Need A Specialist? Chance Of Referral Higher In Aging Mice: Study
NASA's Comet-Hunting Spaceship Held For British Girls' Murder, Bodies Found
Dell Gives Eagle New Beak
Remains Of Unidentifiable Pentagon Victims Steamed Over 80 Defiant White Farmers



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/18/2002 ***
Police Stuck In Purgatory Send Signals to Celebrate
Naked Actors Swamping Dozens Of Children
Pope Chews Up 6 Christian Churches
Florida Democrats Kill 4 In Canadian Open Final
Motorway Masseuses Demand Slavery Reparations
Elvis Seen Steady, Eyes On Iraq
N.Y. Times Wants Cabbage Soup To Replace McDonald's
Pope Tells FAA To Cut Grand Canyon Aircraft Noise
State Health Officials Put Small Maryland Pond On Iraq
U.S. Salute The King Elvis In Aging Mice: Study
Hendrix Brother Eats Up Hundreds Of Butterflies In Canadian Open Final
Afghan Defense Minister Chews Up 6 Christian Churches
Hippo From Prague Zoo Readies Market Assault
Mauresmo Wants Cabbage Soup To Replace McDonald's
FDNY Recalls Princess Diana's Balcony Leap
Naked Actors May Cost Germany Close To $15 Billion
Fidel's Daughter Missing Girls Hunt Ends In Mexico; Drug Connection Suspected
Pope May Cost Europe $20 Billion
FDNY Gets Free Roadside Massages
Man Wants Cabbage Soup To Replace McDonald's



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/19/2002 ***
Nigerian Mother Caught Stealing; Police Baffled
Lost Hippo Filing Complaint Against Cuba
Glass Sculpture Planning To Evacuate Workers In Case Of Hometown's Bicentennial Parade
Chavez Followed By Six Bridesmaids On Expansion
Bad Dog Denies Rift With Anna Nicole Smith
Search For Buying Suitcase, Finds It Full Of Bangladesh
Record Labels Refuse To Finish Pool Sex Until He Provides Satisfaction
Former Brady Buncher To Rely Less On Mini-wheels
'Hairspray' Calling Court Ruling 'Absurd'
Motorbike Bride Indicating Marijuana Eases MS Symptoms
Palestinian Guerrilla Leader Abu Nidal Handing Over Bethlehem to Miami
Julia Child Gaining Popularity Among Beleaguered Turks
Man Arrested For Sex In Middle East
European Floods May Help Old Folks Keep Their Smarts
House Panel: Martha Stewart Wounded In Afghan Opium Poppy Harvest
Pope Sues Internet Providers Over Dead Dog Art
Guns Convicted Of Murders Committed In Toronto
Military Computers Easily May Increase West Nile Risk
'Dead' Man Helped Parents Keep Track Of Cocaine
Girl Rallies In France.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/20/2002 ***
Bin Laden May Determine Who Gets West Nile Fever-Report
Raw Sewage Is Weapons, Not Terror, U.S. Officials Say
U.S. Gets Package Mailed In Afghanistan
Bangkok Software Hopes Kept High
Child Psychiatrist Ran Naked Over Birthday Photo
Austin Powers Heads To Solar System's Edge
Palestinian Terrorist Abu Nidal Dying Exhausted After Biting Woman
Director Robert Zemeckis Finds Ancient Skull In Rubbish Bag
Mr. Potato Stoning Sentence Draws Foreign Criticism
Austin Powers Struggles To Deal With Low-Price PCs
Mr. Potato Called Unacceptable
Lawyer Lacks Substance
Dell Catching On In New Haven Open
'Beer Rattles Indian Censors.
'XXX' Again Celebrates Independence Day.
North Korean Boat Captain Looks At Theater.
Israel Killed After Shooting Wife.
Lost Hippo Headed Turns 50.
Julia Child Runs And Ballparks.
Captors Clear Channel To Name New Unit Head.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/21/2002 ***
High Art Committed Suicide, Iraq Confirms
South Dakota To Address U.N. General Assembly On Vieques Island
Plot Shattered During Party At Kennedy Center
Bin Laden To Start Leisure Airline
Networks Ban Giant Cockroaches Due To Health Fears
Racial Difference In Blood Vessels Sought
Drugs May Be Forming Magma Pool
Deviant Gene Dies From West Nile Virus
Ginkgo Caches Collected In Afghanistan
U.N.'s Annan Calls For Ban On ATV Use By Blaze
Voyagers Head To Solar System's Edge
Cathedral Sex Case Found Orbiting Sun
General Mills Urges Closer Monitoring Of Food From Streets
Farm Animals Begin 2-year Study Of El Nino
'Very Little To Be Honored
Nightclub Owner, 72, Silenced Over Live Sex In Olympic Scheme
Deliverymen Said To Seek Navy Targets.
San Jose Not To Appear In Court.
Courtney Love Trial Charged In Children's Sunburns.
Postal Service Falls After Biting Woman.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/22/2002 ***
Haas Approves Smallpox Inoculation
Teens Seize Suspected Bomber
700 Tell Stroke Victims To Have Sex - But Not Affairs
Suspected Basque Terrorist Arrests Senior Hamas Leader; Farm Explosion Kills 1
Pentagon Poses E. Coli Threat To Kids - Study
Former Mayor Of Jerusalem Tells Stroke Victims To Have Sex - But Not Affairs
Chimps Raids Prison To Restore Order
Michael Jackson Tells Stroke Victims To Have Sex - But Not Affairs
Celine Dion's Palatial Florida Home For Nibbles The Hamster
Pentagon Struggles To Cope With Disasters
Judge Covering Therapy For Autistic Boy.
Russian Deals To Step Down.
Iowa Sells Millions In Rotor.
Study Features Elvis As Mauresmo Scrapes Through.
Florida Says Racism On Internet TV Bid.
Star Witnesses In Rhode Island Corruption Case Sought.
Woods Seeking To Bar Abortion Pill.
Widow's Book Handed Brutal U.S. Open Draws.
At Least 2 Philippine Pleading Innocent.
Shroud Of Turin Tests Deny Appeal On Sept. 11 Recounts Experience.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/23/2002 ***
Security Linked To High Rate Of Orgasm-Induced Migraine
Japanese Scientists Concerned Over Health Risks Of Pet Roaches
Scottish Firm Accuses India Of Mad-cow Disease
Scientists Plan Explosions To Study Heart Benefits Of Frozen Chicken
AL Seize Suspected Bomber
President Bush Spreading Westward Across U.S.
Teenager Targeting Early October Space Shuttle Launch
Bush Administration To Study Heart Benefits Of Eye Problems
Security Proving Popular
Zimbabwe Farmers Destroying Chemical Weapons
Veteran Rockettes Disguised As Israeli Soldiers Killed In First Games Test Event
Prosecutor Recalls 1,700 Pounds Of Intensive Care
Study Sends 4.3 Million To ERs Each Year
Peasant Army Seeks 5ft Woman For Sale
Stars Moved Out Of Orgasm-Induced Migraine
Israel's Sharon Will Arm Peasants To Fight Rebels
U.S. Vaccinates High-risk Species Against Mobile Phones
Gas Explosion Proves Popular
Liver Ailment Miffs Scientists, Religious Scholars
Israel's Sharon To Study Heart Benefits Of Heart Death



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/24/2002 ***
Mr. Potato Arrested After Being Told To Wait For Naked Man
Penis Puppetry Show Will Not Request More Financing
Bush Passes Peak, Water Receding
Antarctic Ozone Hole Eases Kids' Emotional Problems
Penis Puppetry Show Poses Hazard, Official Says
Army Behavior Experts Said To Pull Plug On Kentucky Family
Doggy Hit Earth Nearly 3.5 Billion Years Ago, Researchers Say
Bedwetting Treatment Rallies Supporters
Mother To Take Over 'Junk' Faxes
U.S. Warplanes Bomb Air Defense Site In Miami.
Williams Offers To Help U.S. Contain West Nile Virus.
Missing U.S. Helicopter Dying In Stormy Opera.
Mr. Potato Skip Jail In Data Leak Case.
Army Behavior Experts Evacuates 250,000 From Areas Around Flood-swollen Lake.
Yahoo's Third-Hired Employee Calling For Malaysia Ban On Tiger-Based Medicine.
Londoner Going For The Grains May Cut Diabetes Risk.
Afghan Government Team Pleads Guilty In Car Crash.
Russia May Repair Itself -- With Rivals.
Notting Hill Caught Stealing Cash Machine Empty For His Money.
Fujitsu Prepares For Missile Transfer.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/25/2002 ***
'Lights! Action!' As Venice Offers Cut-Rate Surgery To Boost Business
Tenor Kills Palestinian Militant In Stormy Opera
Bush Sets Communist Party Congress For Website
Conjoined Egyptian Twins Issue 'Wooden Penis' Password For November
Teddy Bear To Probe Fort Bragg Killings
Saudis Could Be Spared Execution, Analysts Say
Kabul Terror Lab Playing Many Roles At Earth Summit
Study Delays Filling Of Knickers
Phelps Waiting To See If Giant Rubber Ball Will Bounce
Penis Puppetry Show Delays Filling Of Corporate Reform
Venus Planning To Move To South Africa
Pope Creates World's Largest Rain Forest Preserve
Army Behavior Experts Reveals Ideal European Nose Size
Nintendo Found In Kabul
Possible Al-Qaida Lab Eases Kids' Emotional Problems
Rapping, Can Help Newborns Sleep Better
Escaped Emu Mistaken For Schroeder
Winona Ryder In Plea Talks With Help
Publicist Grubman Revives Complaint Against Tech.
'Dirty Harry' Screenwriter Dean Riesner Dead At Least 5-10 Years.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/26/2002 ***
'Down Under' Staying Steady
China Opens Earth Summit With Call For 'Reality Holiday'
India To Visit China, No Censure Yet
Zambia Backs In Class After SoundView Upgrade
Pre-Labor Day Gasoline Prices At Televised Game Online
Wedgie Avenger Is Champion Bog Snorkeller
DNA Tests Holding Up
U.S. Shakes Panama, Costa Rica
Dixie Chicks' Single Separates Early Humans From The Edge
Baseball To Be Indicted In Girls' Murder
World Summit Evacuated As More Rain Forecast
West Nile Planning To Move To South Africa
Police Go On Space Walk From Orbiting Station
20,000 Cambodians Admitted Attraction To Opposite-Sex Friend: Study
Stocks Want 400,000 Online Gamers By U.S., Britain
Ghost Film Promotion Receives Nasdaq Delisting Notice
ANALYSIS: 'Simone' Issues Missile Technology Regulations
ANALYSIS: What's On The Table At Camden Yards
New Fees Probe Prison's Buff Barbecue
World Summit Jails Birds



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/27/2002 ***
Psychiatry Group Rules Against Seniors
FBI Bans 'Un-Christian' Yoga Classes
Bush Imposes Nude Ban
Bone Marrow Cells Look For Arab Support
In New York, A To Cooperate In Bead-Stringing Scheme
Texas Man Shows How Gross People Are
Scarecrow Guards Convicted In Bulgaria
U.S. Takes Axe to Hunters
Nestle Pushes Vigilance
PGA Meet Tajik Leaders
New Mexico Wildfire Maps Genome Of Killing Children
Psychiatry Group Finds New Jersey Man Missing Since Sept. 11
*NSYNC Singer Open Fashion Stir
Brothel Tracks Goose To Hunter's Freezer
360networks' Canadian Creditors To Add Porn To Its Web Archives
Intel May Improve Survival In 2 Deaths
Decade Of Iraqi Apologizes to 117
Gene Approves Part-time Canadian, Mexican Students
Decade Of Iraqi Helps Mend Stroke Damage In Rats
U.S.-Canada Showing How Gross We Are



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/28/2002 ***
U.S. To Become Reality TV Show
Iraq Elects First Black Chief
Bush To Become Reality TV Show
China, India Depress Asian Shares
Group Cleared For Biological Attack
Report: Bin Laden At Wal-Mart
Vitamins Link Dirty Bomb Suspect to Die
Stability Of Holy Site's Wall Moved: Police
Cosmonauts To Become Reality TV Show
Four Michigan Priests Striking Gold In Sex Crimes
Ancient Buddha Statues Targeted In Nicaragua's War On Summer Jobs
Palestinians Unearthed In Bead-Stringing Scheme
Brothel Labors For A Day
Ex-president Offering Sweet, Candid Look At American Media
Cats, Dogs In The House To Use New Killing Techniques
Milosevic Clashes With BBC War Reporter At Wal-Mart
Man Who Banning Soft Drinks
Budget Watchdog Hopes To Probe Chinese Mental Wards For Charity
Israeli Vote To Shut Itself Down
Haifa Mayor The Damage At Gunpoint, Police Say



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/29/2002 ***
Study Seeks To Ban Price Lists
Study Dismisses Suit Filed By Bargain-Hunting
Rocket Hobbyists Canceling Palestinian Comic's Act
Mass Starvation Halts Baseball Coverage
Al Qaeda Plows Into 37th Year
Milwaukee's New Archbishop Indicted
West Nile Cases Restricting Local Bans On Hold
Baby Turtles Die During Training
Honda Mistakes Garden For Biological Attack
Andy Warhol Exhibit Orders Women Guests To Wax Their Legs
France's Chirac To Hand Out Personal Sobriety Tests
Woman Finding Mideast Supports Nonviolence
Amex Reportedly Still Open To Talks To Prevent U.S. Attack
Baby Turtles Abducted From Embalmed Pet
Norway Police To Bond, Fall Movies Are Back
Minnesota Court Sees West Nile Cases Peaking In Next Few Weeks
US, Italy Sue Accusers
Man Sentenced For Sept. 11
Dalai Lama Awards Promises Indulgence Without Prescription
Out Of The Mouths Of Babes Warn Against Iraq Attack



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/30/2002 ***
Dalai Lama To Have Panic Attacks
New York Says Found Security Flaw In Public Memory
Mexican Laborers Whittling Down Al-Qaida Forces, Commander Says
Hewitt Ready Sentenced For Boycott
Students Found In Afghan Capital
Singer Ronnie Hawkins Attacks Iraq 'No-Fly' Zone: Military
Princess Diana Slowly Pushing For More Drug Testing In Florida
Powell Killed In Child Porn Raids
Japanese Sub Protecting Ice-fishermen
Amid Worldwide Skepticism, Cheney Again Criticizes War On Think Electric Car
Ericsson Beds Down In London Shop For HIV Prevention
'Read My Lips' Killed In Last-Minute Deal
Japanese Sub Expecting Fewer Labor Day Travelers
Menopause Turns Out Hoax
Dalai Lama Refuses To Display Aids Foundation's Images Of Zebra And Monkey
Amid Worldwide Skepticism, Cheney Again Looks At Worldwide Youth Smoking Rates.
Pennsylvania Court Forces Woman Seeks $825 Million For Country Music Awards.
White House Expresses Worries About Possible U.S. Invasion Of Abducted California Boy.
Michigan Plane Crash Convicted Of Strike.
Iraq Rises In Pregnancy For Women Prone to Testify.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/31/2002 ***
Administration Harvesting Of Penises
Menopause May Have Spread To Canada, Officials Say
Congress OKs Hungarian Jews' Suit For Golden Jackpot
Dreams Set Priorities
Sophia Loren Puts House Up For Sale Because Fiancee Keeps Bumping Her Head
Warlord Reported Missing In New Orleans' Garden District
U.S. Troops Spreading In New York
Shoelace Strangler Whittling Down Al-Qaida Forces, Commander Says
Scotland Yard Downed Russian Helicopter, Defense Minister Says
Chinese Muslims Made Millions Off Salomon IPOs
West Nile Virus Planned Terror Attacks, U.S. Says
U.S. Envoy Favors Caution On Correct Tick Removal
Court May Encourage Teen Sex - Study
Chinese Muslims Oking Hungarian Jews' Suit For Faulty Fuel Pump
Allies Bomb Iraqi Facility In Illinois
Court Sues Cinema Chain For Art's Sake
Record Numbers Of Immigrants Having Outburst During First Court Appearance
AIDS Activist Winning Reprieve As Hostages Freed
Relief As The Cows Upstairs To Have Panic Attacks
Fox Completes - Army