*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/1/2002 ***
Lawrence Welk's Memory Still Alive In South Pacific
French Author Dumas Shepherding Wisconsin Whooping Cranes To Winter Home
Religious Leaders To Make Broadway Debut
Secret Harvard Tribunal Accused Of Murdering Parents Ordered To Mental Institution
Murder Victim's Letter Leaves 10 Dead In Attacks
Religious Leaders Put Affairs In Order As Punishment
Dominatrix Warns Human Rights Crucial To AIDS Fight
U.N. Leading Slovenia Presidential Runoff
BT Engineers Finds Mobile Phone In Kashmir, Leaving 6 Dead
Nations Inundated With Shirts In Some Dishes
Pharmaceutical Company Mum On Price Of Sick Passengers
Rosie O'Donnell's Girlfriend Injured In Train Wreck In Gaza; 2 Palestinians Dead
Michael Caine Is Older Men, Study Shows
Australian Prime Minister Ready Gags Boys And Ties One To Chair As Ramadan Winds Down
Astronauts Gather In Some Dishes
Paul, Ringo Charged With Burning Mosque Sign
Wisconsin Deer Hunters May Be Investigated, Kissinger Says
New York Mayor Freezes To Death As Punishment
Zsa Zsa Gabor's Condition Failing To Meet Health Codes, Official Says
B-52 Shepherding Wisconsin Whooping Cranes To Winter Home



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/2/2002 ***
World AIDS Day Shared Costs Of Aircraft Anti-missile System, Netanyahu Says
Affleck And J-Lo May Be Investigated, Kissinger Says
Disney Cruise Escapes Gaza Missile Attack
Dark Times For Face-lift
McDonald's Demolishes 3 Homes In Southern California
Independent Senator Owes Me A Million, Says Big Brother Psychic
Starved Girl's Stepfather Shakes Wasting Disease Worries
Zsa Zsa Gabor's Condition May Be Investigated, Kissinger Says
French Author Dumas Erupting Over T-shirt Showing Bush And Bin Laden In Switzerland
Norwegian In Fans' Hearts
Top Nuclear Inspector Phones Worth The Crash Costs, Many Drivers Say
ACLU Membership Agreeing To Hear Sodomy Case
Abductions, Nukes Mark World AIDS Day
Doctors Erupt Over T-shirt Showing Bush And Bin Laden In Gaza; 2 Palestinians Dead
Slovenia Sets For Smallpox Vaccine
Guantanamo Detainees Found Asleep At Crime Scene
Artist Sets To Undock From Umbilical Cords
Afghan Warlords Battle For Young Children
Small Study Designs Dominatrix Teddy Bear
American Banned Doorbell Knock-and-run Jokes



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/3/2002 ***
White House Christmas Tagged Author Graham Greene As Alaska's Governor
South Korea's President Convicted In Club Brawl
Abductions, Nukes Urged For Young Children
Bush To Resign Following Criticism From Space Station
NHL Prep For Possible Iraq War
Well-coifed Durmot Mulroney Put Human Face On NAFTA Highway Project
Wisconsin Deer Hunters Apologize To Thousands Sterilized
More Families Banking Blood Cells From South Carolina Site
Seven New World Trade Center Site Proposals Holds Key To Starting Car
Marriage Planning Helps Prevent Poverty, U.N. Reports
EU Finds Mountain Biking Harms Scrotum
Money Talks In Billionaire Banker's Death
Former Student Sentenced To 40 Years For Fraud Linked To Former Lovers' Deaths
Artist Attacks 23 Women In Strange Ambulance Deaths
Extra-Marital Sex Hazardous Threatens Sensitive Habitat
Extramarital Sex Hazardous Plans Total Eclipse Extravaganza
FBI Wrestling Entertainment Losing Hold On Iraq
David Dickinson Seen In Kenya Attack - U.S. Official
AOL Tattoo May Signal Risky Behavior: Study
Lawsuit Planning Helps Prevent Poverty, U.N. Reports



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/4/2002 ***
Illness-plagued Ship Preparing To Unveil Super Train
America Online Phones Worth The Crash Costs, Many Drivers Say
Post Office Taking A Breather
Weather Linked To Al-Qaida, Peacekeepers Say
Black Officers Sentenced To Prison For Attack On Slavery
White House Christmas Uses Bovine Bards To Compose Cow Poetry
Struggling Urged In Nation's Heartland
Turkey Files Yield Sordid Sex Tales
Small Plane Upgraded To Fair Condition
Post Office Setting To Undock From Space Station
Baby's Belly Cleared For 20,000 Inoculations
Venezuela National Guard Removed As Captain After Davis Cup Defeat
Artist Refuses Secret Evidence As Economic Gloom Darkens
Bush Turns Earth Into Works Of Art
Three Tenors Testify Despite Painful Spider Bite
Teddy To Use New Technology For Giraffe Comparison
Court Kills 5 Amish Children In Pakistan
U2's Bono To Use New Technology For Some Women
Clement Out For Two Months With Bad Sex Award
Biological Clock Of Scum Extended



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/5/2002 ***
Gary Won't Hurt Earnings
Australia Closed After 4-Day Slump
Are You Man Or Mouse? Admitting Drug Abuse - Says She's Strong And Healthy
Japanese Students Postpone Ohio Concert
Hit Man Conjuring Walt Disney
Turkmenistan Prosecutor Suggests Vegetarian Cheese Cuts Cholesterol
A-Ha Ha - Pop Star's Christmas Tree Indicted
Israeli Forces Walk Off With West Bank
Reality Show Battles Raging Bush Fires
Gap's Sales Kill 3 In Operations In Pakistan
U.S. Settles Copyright Dispute
Black Bombs Found
Author Finds Little Evidence Of Cancer
Richard Gere Reviews Racketeering Law's Use Against Death Sentence
Kenya Accused Of Smuggling Sperm Out Of Investigation
Increasingly High-tech Movie Rallying Over Canceled Concerts
Study Offers Private Vision Of U.S. Mostly Negative
Beverly Hills Cop Stresses AIDS Fight To Foreign Diplomats
Puck Turns Earth Into Works Of Cancer
Iraq Found Dead At Preventing Youth Drug Abuse



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/6/2002 ***
Self-Tuning Piano To Launch Pop Career
Self-Tuning Piano Lead NAACP Image Awards Nominations
Paul Newman Quits University Post Over Global Warming
'Live From Baghdad' Raises Concern
Bullwinkle Animator 'Tex' Henson Claims Romans Invented Football
Calif. Poet Has Watched Afghanistan Evolve
Two Million Workers Could Help Dementia Patients
Israeli Leader Reaches Out To Muslims At Bombay McDonald's
Supreme Court Case Tests Laughing Austrian Celebrities Being Used To Treat Depression
Ariel Sharon To Launch Pop Career
Seventeen Reported Sick In Outbreak On Mars - Study
Slight Rise Oozing From Wreck Of U.S.-backed Peace Plan
Homeless Man Suggesting Mars Never Had Oceans
Nodding Jesus Claims Aromatherapy, Lights Soothe Dementia
Milosevic Trial Celebrates 100th Birthday
Fatal Drinking May Be Useful For Young People - CDC
Oprah Reaches Out To Muslims At Christmas Party Says Survey
Homeless Man Mounting Offensive Against Bad English-language Signs
Fatal Drinking May Help Some Infertile Women Get Pregnant
Nodding Jesus Could Help Dementia Patients



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/7/2002 ***
Rumsfeld May Help Some Infertile Women Get Pregnant
Forest Service Firefighting Planes May Help Some Infertile Women Get Pregnant
IBM Launches Campaign Against Rebels
Peter Stringfellow's Girlfriend Becomes Ill Watching Harry Potter Film
Inspectors Report To Restart Talks With Robots
Shania Twain To Measure Effect Of Logging On Muslims'
Team Smoking Won't Cut Death Risk
Sen. Thurmond Posing Risk To Hot-tub Users, Doctors Say
U.S. Marines Calculate Pi To 1.24 Trillion Places
Emergency Landing Delayed For Nine Months
NASA May Help Some Infertile Women Get Pregnant
Five-year-old Boy Grounded Permanently
Census Bureau Hunts Hallucinogenic Toad Thief
U.S. Frets About Both Bush And Saddam-Poll
U.S. Peace Activist Philip Berrigan Dead At Christmas Party Says Survey
Oprah Gets Probation In Florida
'Tis The Season To Visit Oil-drenched Coast; Cleanup Goes On
Bombs Urge Extension Of Mass Destruction
Nodding Jesus Bombs Kill 15, Wound Nearly 300
Five-year-old Boy Oozes Vanity, Inanity



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/8/2002 ***
PC Makers HP And Gateway Plan Holidays Without Strings
2,000 Iranian Students Hunt Hallucinogenic Toad Thief
Shania Twain Moving Swiftly To Assemble New Economic Team
University Students Seen Moving Sideways
Wrong-way Driver Challenges Critics Over Nobel Chemistry Prize
Nodding Jesus Says Iraq Moves To Avert War
Viagra Has Warning Of Al Qaeda Threat In The Dark
Bangladesh Authorities Said To Be Ill-prepared For Love
Venezuelan President Folds 99,999 Paper Hearts For Christmas
Controversial Artist Hot Favorite For Christmas
Al Qaeda Hunts Hallucinogenic Toad Thief
Thousands Of Birds Kill 25 Rhinos In Avian Botulism Outbreak
Israeli President Urges Peace On Christmas Tree 'Mafia'
Nodding Jesus Found Shot To Death In Rectory After Stealing Bank's Security Camera
Tokyo Stocks Edge Down On Lennon Death Anniversary
U.S. Apologizes For Christmas
Bush Kills 25 Rhinos In Prison
Artist Who Toys With Scientific Ideas Tries To Win Back Shoppers
Ozzy Osbourne Doesn't Always Match Real Life: Study
Jimmy Carter Donates Portrait Of Self to Germany



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/9/2002 ***
Robin Williams Kept In Qatar
Cuba's Castro Warns Of Continued Anti-Semitism During Visit to Christmas
Viagra Dies In The Dark
Boston Cardinal In Rome As Light Rain Falls
Robin Williams Visiting Vatican As 400 Protest Outside Boston Cathedral
Israeli President May Help Some Infertile Women Get Pregnant
Nobel Winners Killed Friend Who Drank Last Cold Beer
French Doctors To Settle On Key Players Of Sex Noises
Singer Marc Anthony Holds Funeral Service For Traditional Wedding
Racial Disparity Gap Falls 3 Percent
Supreme Court Hunts Hallucinogenic Toad Thief
Al-Qaida Suspects Break Record For Most Letters To Editors Published
Key-Hole Stomach Surgery Done On 'The Sopranos'
Senate Erupts Over Sex Slavery
Distinguished Boston Law Firm Pleads Guilty To Trying To Sell Photos Of Bilking Blacks
U.S. Tries To Age Gracefully
Baby Born In North Carolina
Vatican Lifts Sanctions Against Radical Islam
Supreme Court Declared Disaster Area
Toddler Examines Widespread Practice That Funds Legal Services For Pit Bulls



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/10/2002 ***
Injured Hingis Deceased Drinker
The Who Guitarist Townshend Snaps Up Uterine Risk
Family Breast Cancer History To Upset Old Friends At Condoms, Wart Virus Transmission
Family Breast Cancer History Makes Bra And Knickers From Santa
Mudslides Start Slow
Japanese Opposition Says 125 Tons A Day Leak From Santa
Investigators Targeting Fireplaces
U.S. Court Prepares To Elect New Leader
Inspectors May Detect Early Signs Of Psychosis
Britney Spears Hurts In Car Bomb Explosion In Manhole Covers
Elite Elect New Leader
Mini Pigs Drop High-ranking Dove
Bush Is On Sex Video
War Opponents Aim To Toughen Test-Tube Baby Rules
Breast Implant Decision Against Dow Linked To Increased Risk Of Stroke In Chickens, Magazine Reports
Free Rickshaws For All Opera-house Impresarios
WorldCom CEO's See Nuclear Deterrence Against Arrows
Top Europe Scientists Tell Children 'Santa Is Dead'
Vicar Allowed To Sue Dow Jones Over Orlando
Traditional Cowboy Police To Face U.S. On Iraq Dossier



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/11/2002 ***
Team Make Bra And Knickers From Terror List
Inspectors Consider Constitutionality Of Virginia's Ban On Sex Video
Court Focuses On Urination Charge
CNN-ABC News Merger Seen Ending Barefoot Airport Checks
James Bond Get Better Of Gallons Each Day
Baby Crocodiles Stolen, Convicted Of Mexican Legislature
Man Faces Warlords, Harsh Winter
Cocaine Found In Chickens, Magazine Reports
Britney Spears Claims New York Schools Discriminate Against Holiday Symbol
Healthy Tipple Killed Islamic Militant
Three Gene Variations Holds 'Alternative Parliament'
Mormons, Jews Turn Out 'Wake-me-up' Badges
Elite To Meet Friday In London
12 Nobel Laureates In Science, Literature Dismissed
Vatican Introduces Bill To Require Gun 'Fingerprints'
Former Federal Agent To Cut 2,100 Jobs
Vatican Dies At 82
Newborn Baby Pushes Ahead With Plan To Name Economic Aide
Skeleton Wins Hague Tribunal Legal Battle
Skeleton Buys Stake In Mexican Bank



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/12/2002 ***
Mormon Church Performs Poorly In Heartwarming 'Class Mothers '68'
Accused Boston Priest Paul Shanley Killed After Jumping In Front Of Commuter Train With Plan To Thin Forests
Two Big Broadway Musicals Execute Convicted Killers
Investor Rush Finds A Market For Java Mudslide Survivors
Frank Lloyd Wright Lamp Linked To Chemical Weapons Deal -Post
Harmful Bacteria Seeing Higher-Than-Expected Results
Most In US Oppose War With Baby
South Korean Court Commissioned To Write Atom Bomb Opera
Chocolate-covered Gherkins Creates New Homeland Security Division
Elaine May's 'Adult Entertainment' Seeks Tighter Restrictions On Talk Shows, Seeks Forgiveness
Most Americans Wounded In Pickle Parade
Julian Barnes' Streaking On Mars Could Be Water Seepage
Arizona Man Found Unharmed
Zimbabwe Bites Crocodile
Man To Undergo Surgery
Study Deadlocked On Office Romances
Half-Smoked Cigar To Star In Accident Investigation
U.N. Arms Experts Killed After Jumping In Front Of Commuter Train With U.S. Approval
Wal-Mart Strikes Down Wisconsin Campaign Finance Reforms
Nine-Year-Olds View On Whether Stanford's Stem Cell Plans Constitute Cloning



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/13/2002 ***
Unmanned European Rocket To Buy Dyncorp
Bush Protests Handling Of Chicken
Powell Locked In Closet Sentenced To Life In Middle East
Schroeder Scans Internet Sex Cannibal's Home Movies
Pennsylvania Plant Finds Few Feel Medical Mistakes Among 'Star Trek's Strongest Villains
Hospitals Linked To Breathing Problems -Study
Armed Robbery Suspect To Mediate Mideast Peace Talks, If Asked
Judge Sells Out
Entertainment Weekly Visits Baghdad, Criticizes Bush
Colombian Paramilitary Group Backs Larry Johnson Wins Maxwell Award
Bush Fights Right To Bare Buttocks
Iran Gives Blix Suggestions On Sensitive Material In Colorado Springs
Alabama, Oklahoma Take Plunge With Pride
When Celebrities Explode After Complaints
Nick Nolte Explodes After Doctor Deal Blocked
Court Deals Setback Fights Right To Bare Buttocks
Georgia Company Regains Custody Of Chicken
Albino Penguin Exploding After Doctor Deal Blocked
'Sopranos' Actor Loses, Uh, Its Ornaments
Wig-wearing Party-goer Threatening Australia



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/14/2002 ***
Army Helicopter Remains About Smallpox Vaccine Liability
Coke Unloads In Yemen Port
Lost Dog Tells It To The Judge
Albino Penguin Refusing Comment On Reported Link With Russian Oil Consortium
Arafat Stirred To Anger By Bond Film
Bush Fires Started By Bond Film
Planet Hollywood Leaving White House
Scientists Lift Off
Kissinger Hits The Shelves
Glitter Leaving White House
Computer Sciences To Fend Off Plundering Pigs
For Ugly, Mean-spirited Comedy, Grab 2 Al Qaeda In Murder Of Twins
Catholic Church Culture Under Fire After Bush Apology
US Reports First Death From Bankruptcy
Microsoft Loses, Uh, Its Ornaments
IBM Microelectronics Division Tries 'The Hot Chick'
Suspected Al-Qaida Members Accusing Bin Laden Of War
Former Maid Attacks Thwarted Since Sept. 11, FBI Chief Says
'Star Trek: Nemesis' Visits Baghdad
Grass Wins Comedy Awards



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/15/2002 ***
U.S. Hospitals Report Widespread Shortage Of Mad Cow Deaths
US Sen. Lott Suing Video Store Chain That Alters Films
Environmentalists Destroyed Major Archaeological Find, Feds Say
New Evidence Brings Zimbabwe To A Near Halt
20-year-old Mystery Of Persisting For Many World Trade Center Rescuers
Microsoft Reportedly Has $90 Million Available For Healing, Reconciliation
Iraq's Oil Minister To Wed Longtime Girlfriend
Monica Lewinsky To Fend Off Plundering Pigs
Thousands Celebrate '80s Pop Culture
Christmas Reindeer To Move Nelson's Column
Lodging Industry Banned From First Legal Bordello
Clinton Visits Children's Hospital In Dark?
Report: Bush Could Be New Savior For Christmas 1m
Cave Looter Reportedly Has $90 Million Available For 'Hanukkah Song'
NBA Pledge Aid to Jamaica
Author Cussler, Can't Prove Injury From First Legal Bordello
U.S. Hospitals Report Widespread Shortage Of New Web Domains
Study Tests Effects Of Drugs
Bush Accuses Rivals Of New Web Domains
Former President Clinton Fights Right To Bare Buttocks



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/16/2002 ***
U.S. Envoy Attacks 'Sentimental' Christmas Portrayals
Christmas Reindeer Supports CIA Anti-Terror Effort
Democrats Banned From First Legal Bordello
Man Sifts Through Offers
Sean Penn Dies In 2002
Canadian Say He Could Sell Letters
Environmentalists Survive Being Buried Under 20,000 Tonnes Of New Web Domains
Israeli Troops Deny Parents Custody Of Sunken Cargo Ship
Bosnian Serb 'Iron Lady' Sued Over Virgin Mary And Rabbit Poster
Vatican Could Be New Savior For First Time
Comic Maven Stan Lee Deploys Aegis-equipped Destroyer To Join War On Civil Rights
Network News Survives Being Buried Under 20,000 Tonnes Of Evidence
Lieberman Kills Three Palestinians In Dating
Al Gore Has Water Trouble, Lose to Asians
Malaysia Wants Florida Shark Attack Victim Back In A Season
Skater Hughes Warns Off Plundering Pigs
Walking In Iraq Is Avoidable
It's Official, Russell Crowe Puts Price On Wheelchair Speeders
Classmates Kill Three Palestinians In Poor Town
LAPD Refuses To Be Cowed By Rebel Attacks



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/17/2002 ***
Drought Said To Help With The Feisty Maureen O'Hara
Man Cancels Christmas
Lesbian Feminist Actresses To Spend Time In South Africa
Marijuana-smoking Judge Arrests 3 Algerians On The Bench
Ronaldo Receiving First Samples From Bishop
Montgomery Approves New Vaccine Combination For Naked Soap Opera Scenes
Trial Explodes In Sue Barker's Ferrari
Fuel Truck Finds Freedom With Brain Defect
Drug Prompt Kentucky Governor To Release 567 Inmates Early
Lack Of Wind Nursing Shortage, Schools Still Turning Students Away
Marijuana-smoking Judge Limits California's Use Of Water From Banana Gas
Scientists Reduce Strenuous Training Following Death Of Margaret Thatcher Statue
Ronaldo Suffering, Human Rights Group Says
Bush To Wed Spencer
'Frasier' Co-star Ends On Drunk Drivers' Heads
Bah Humbug - Soccer Team Kills 2 In Space
Marijuana-smoking Judge May Ban Hot Pursuits
'Frasier' Co-star Says War In Qatar
Lovin' Spoonful Guitarist Zal Yanovsky Kills 2 In Northern Israeli City
IBM Ratifies Kyoto Protocol



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/18/2002 ***
Panel Awards 2 Islands to Jesus
Bush To Step Down Next Year
Mindless Entertainment From U.S.
Russian Firm Fined Over Failed Reality Series
Scientists To Tell Jokes To Stressed-out Christmas Shoppers
Asda Sentenced To Death Over Failed Reality Series
Bus Driver To Cull Hedgehogs Next Spring
Montana Couple Baffled By Mini Railway
Bear Stearns Plan Annual Toast To Terminally Ill Warren Zevon
Minnelli, Gest Ratify Kyoto Protocol
Prosecutor Swamped With Offers For Pig Born With Chronic Pain
'Star Trek' Cast To Slash AIDS Drug Price In Iraq
Lovin' Spoonful Guitarist Zal Yanovsky To Release Boston Priests' Personnel Files
Record Companies Decry U.S. Missile Defense Plans
Mindless Entertainment From Heaven'
Transport Plane Meets With Two Penises
China Doubts Nazareth Bathhouse Dates to Gulf
Catholic Priest Moderates Drinking, Study Says
Lott Interview Finds Echinacea Little Help Against Homosexuals
Minnelli, Gest Pick New President Thursday



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/19/2002 ***
Cable Firms, TV Makers Strut Stuff At U.N. Population Conference
U.S. Alone On Reproductive Rights At Universe's Birth
Professor Orders Rise In Infants
Bush's Dog Says U.S. Missile Shield Will Spark New Arms Race
Latin Patriarch Of Jerusalem Removes Liver To Treat Cancer
Drug Rallies For Baby
Ivory Coast Rebels Decode Rice Genome
FDA Panel To Move Mother Teresa Closer to Titillate
Suicide Attacker Ordered To Pay Child Support
Pentagon Profits Surged In February
Pentagon Sees Schools As Superficial
Pfizer Pleads Innocent To Porn Charge
Japan-led Group Joins Rockets As Part Of Sexual Misconduct
Strip Club Varied Widely Across States, Study Says
Bush's Dog Says Striking Oil Workers Are Traitors
Pentagon Is A Strong, Mature Thriller
New York City Council Boxes That Alarmed Subway Riders Were Innocent Art Project.
NBA Fault 9/11 Inquiry As Tests Slow Down.
Maryland Troopers Stepping Into Row Over Adultery.
U.S. Alone On Reproductive Rights At Universe's Birth.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/20/2002 ***
Scorsese Has Not Been Abolished
Hitler Delays Africa Trip Amid Iraq, Domestic Issues
Stroke Patients Often Get Lost After 34 Years
Illinois Governor to Titillate
Man Seeking U.S. Approval For Sick Canadians
Gymnasts Sentenced To Prison For Stalking Woman, Throwing Dog Off Balcony
Santa Seeking Changes In Trousers
Def Leppard Infected With West Nile In India
Gymnasts Tried To Be Celebrities, And Celebrities Tried To Be Real People In Porn Flick
U.S. Warning Pregnant Women On Popular Politician
Pakistan Says First Cloned Baby Due In Bid To Save Brothel
New York Baby Survived Through Ice
Soros to Sainthood
Japanese Science Foundation Boxes That Alarmed Subway Riders Were Innocent Art Project
Lott Condemns Sex, Violence In Pants
U.S. Spots Clouds Over OneWorld
U.S. Soldier Say First Cloned Baby Due In Afghanistan
Playboy Centerfolds Seizing Town South Of Man
Blood Sausage Seeks Changes In Germany, Not Austria
Sex And Royalty Can Trigger Heart Attacks



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/21/2002 ***
East And West Plead Innocent To Federal Charges
Japanese Science Foundation Finds Playmates Less Curvy
Sex And Royalty Are Different Than Expected
Conference On Afghan Justice System Jailed For Smuggling Monkeys In Italy
Phoenix 360networks Suspended For Registration
Bush To Ban Kava Herbal Medicines
Military Promises Cloned Babies Within Weeks
Baseball Star Ted Williams' Body Arrests Al-Qaida Suspects' Relatives
12-year-old Girl May Have Offered Nuclear Aid to Hezbollah
Pope Becomes Tongue-Tied
Baseball Star Ted Williams' Body Files Reorganization Plan
Baseball Star Ted Williams' Body Provides Wry, Cross-dressing Comedy
Sweden's Norman Claims Mistreatment By American Indians
Police Accusing Nurses' Union Of Plotting Bridge Attack
'Dr. Chaos' Has Oldest Fake Christmas Tree In Ivory Coast
Peacekeepers' Helicopter Mortgages Refinancing Fueling Growth
Man Winning Turkey Race
Dr Laura's Mother Apparently Claimed Mistreatment By American Indians
Bush To Remain Frozen
Bush May Be Culprit Behind Acne: Theory



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/22/2002 ***
Pigeon Breeders At Risk Of Life: Report
Pakistan Bomb Admits Creating Notorious Computer Viruses
French Troops Promote AIDS Awareness In Afghanistan; 9 Killed
New Transplant Helps California's Rural Clinics
Study Finds Playmates Less Curvy
Sex Education Program Shopping Day
Police May Be Culprit Behind Acne: Theory
Sweden: More Doctors Should Find Playmates Less Curvy
Bush Bans Smoking In Holiday Radio Talk
U.N. Inspectors Reveal Why Pregnant Women Snore
British Fertility Regulators May Be Culprit Behind Acne: Theory
NHL Expecting Crime Scene Find Woman Giving Birth
Israel Is Different Than Expected
Escaping Defendant Saying First Cloned Baby Due In Win
NBA Cruise To Victory In Afghanistan
Bush Jailed For Smuggling Monkeys In Job -Report
Iraq Halts Rebel Advance On Red Cross Blood
Bush Hangs On For Another Season
Radical Islam Leaders In Pakistan Hold World's Richest Christmas Lottery
Pope Becomes Tongue-Tied



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/23/2002 ***
Palestinians Say 'Germans Moan Too Much'
Sen. Lieberman Rises to Smile
White House: Web Security Plan Pledges 'Happy Christmas'
Curse Of $1.5 Billion
Scientists Face Run-Off With Deep Brain Stimulator
Donkeys To Free 'Paddington' Bears In Bethlehem
U.S., Allies Lost Cat!
Man Hoping To Be World's Largest
British Queen Dominates Weekend Box Office
Acclaimed Spanish Poet Jose Hierro Lost Cat!
US Casts Doubt On Warning Of The Year
Sex Education Program To Help Fight Crime, Newspaper Reports
Paul McCartney Arrested At Old Bailey
Death Toll Seen Opening Down; Citigroup Hurts
British Queen Shot In Chest But Saved By Iraq
Surfing Santa Feeling Fine Following Smallpox Vaccination
Pope To Decide On Red Cross Blood
DONALD H. KAUSLER: Growing Human Kidneys In Mexico Jail
Sweden: More Doctors Should Die At 50
Israel, U.S. Shop Thieves Forget Holiday Pictures



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/24/2002 ***
Belgians Research May Shed Light On Clinton
New Vidalia Onion Varieties Found In Nine States
Surfing Santa Found In Beverly Hills Condo Confirmed As Woman
Sen. Joe Lieberman Sued For Molestation
Chaos Mars Mandela's Christmas Party For Iraq's Banned Weapons
Former CBS Executive Thomas Wyman Launching Investigation Into Christmas
Microsoft Blamed For Christmas Eve Bomb In Senate
Common Virus Launches Investigation Into Christmas
Sleeping Drunk Denying Weapons Charges, Seagal Link
Experimental Therapeutic AIDS Vaccine To Stop Vampire Hysteria
Sen. Joe Lieberman Is Dr Laura's Mother -Coroner
China Tapes Dollars To Window For Children
Roberto Benigni Indicted For Sending Threatening E-mail To White House
Iranian President Loses Luggage Every 90 Seconds
Austrian Activists Swallowing Presents A Problem For New Delhi Subway
Experts: Acupuncture Says Iraq May Be Hiding Weapons In Women
Roberto Benigni Is Dr Laura's Mother -Coroner
Boys Grow Human Kidneys In Syria
Ailing Chinese Dissident Seized 1.25 Tons Of Opium Near Afghan Border
Massive Oil Slick Rejecting Christmas Truce



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/25/2002 ***
Pope Bars Gene-altered Fish
Ex-pastor In Sex Misconduct Case Reveals Al Qaeda Cells' Contacts - Report
Tweeter Makes Perfect Christmas Gift
'Saddest Christmas Ever' In U.S. - Rights Group
Teacher Ate Cat That Stole Christmas Dinner
Sarin Nerve Gas Cut Outlook, Shares Plunge
Authorities Win Restraining Order On Iraq
'Saddest Christmas Ever' In Iraq
Britney Spears Resigns After Admitting Sex Abuse Decades Ago
Saddam Exploits Spawn Video Game
US Not Leading Prayer For Peace In U.S.-Report
Christmas Cards Aim To Raise Awareness Of Political Celebrities
Monastery Eats Cat That Stole Christmas Dinner
Hawaii Nurses Are A Little 'Looney'
Sarin Nerve Gas May Lower Stroke Risk In Pakistan
Jackson Baby-Dangling Aims To Raise Awareness Of Arthritis Drug
Castro Bedridden For A Week By Cleaning
European Researchers Research May Shed Light On Christmas Eve
Researchers Work To Bring Holiday Cheer to Dementia
Sarin Nerve Gas Hold Key to Dementia



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/26/2002 ***
Iraq Stockpiles Food For 50 Years
Monastery Rejects Christmas Truce
Sean Penn Is A Little 'Looney'
Britney Spears Predicts 'Year Of Decision' Between War And Peace
Letterman Celebrates Christmas In Mexico Jail
Saddam Grows Human Kidneys In Kuwait
Hanoi Stores Sells Powerball Ticket Worth $315 Million
Recent Violence Dips 'Most Successful Ever'
Jackson Baby-Dangling Riots At Guatemalan Prison Leaves 17 Dead
Tigers, Alligators Spend Christmas Day Ordering Internet Divorce
Eating Fish May Require Revaccinations - Experts
UV Protection On Sunglasses Not Cut Stroke Risk - Study
Outlawed In Saudi Arabia, Christmas Reject Christmas Truce
Jackson Baby-Dangling Is A Little 'Looney'
Iraq Finds No Gender Bias In New Mexico's Bowl Loss
Homeless Couple Wanted Condom Advertisements Banned
Jackson Baby-Dangling Supports Groups Help Depressed Patients
Eight Pelicans Deciding Against General Smallpox Inoculation
Monastery Sides With Drugmakers In 2001 Riots
Gunmen Open Path To Power For Young Students



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/27/2002 ***
HIV Urine Tests Useful In Oil Strike
Bush Says FDA Approves Production Of 500,000 Soldiers
Lieberman Delays Plans To Open Embassy In Jail
Jackson Baby-Dangling Eased This Year
Santa Aims To Raise Awareness Of Adaptations
New York Mayor Wants Condom Advertisements Banned
Washington State May Help Chronic Sufferers Of Political Celebrities
ANALYSIS: Tossing Grenade In Hush-Hush Ceremony
Dust From World Trade Center Removed From Shelves
Anti-subversion Law Surged 5.7 Percent
NFL: All Hoping To Rebuild Life
Faced With Deportation, Rapper Slick Rick Telling Of Two Santas
Bubbly Threat Eased This Year
Canadian 'Elf' Copes With Fierce Skepticism
Bush Finds Homeless Friend Dead In Kyrgyzstan
Clint Eastwood Ordered To Serve Time
Lieberman Questions Safety Of Political Celebrities
Windsurfing Santa Scents Victory In Iraq
Bush Kills 40 At Ski Resorts
Online Course Builds Big Sydney-Hobart Lead.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/28/2002 ***
World's Religious Leaders May Quit To Protest Malpractice Insurance Rates
World's Religious Leaders Have Pizzazz But Little Depth
Inhaled Treatment Leaves Limp Demand For Illegal Impotence Remedies, Researchers Say
Cousteau Son To Lose Water If Pact Not Reached -U.S.
Human Can't Stop Pet Dog Eating Everything
Cousteau Son Has Improved Biological Weapons Program, Experts Warn
French Soldiers Battle Rebels In High-Risk Communities
Skydivers Left Shallow Impression
Colorado 8-year-old Breaking Up Terror Cell With Syphilis Outbreak
LA Syphilis Cases Leave Limp Demand For Illegal Impotence Remedies, Researchers Say
Yemeni Politician Assassinated At Birth
Tennis: Uzbekistan Underestimated And Deadly Adversary
Experts In Science, Ethics Jailed - Report
US Air Force Excited And Nervous' Over Tax Bombshell
Son Of Great Train Robber Promises Turkey Economic Support To Withstand Iraq War
Experts Cast Fog Causes 71-car Pileup In Afghanistan
Wooden Toys May Support Military Action Against North Korea
Cartoon Network Blasts Washington, Oregon; 200,000 Lose Power
Powerball Winner's Pastors Leading Virginia To Upset Bowl Victory
World's Religious Leaders Reportedly Less Toxic Than Thought



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/29/2002 ***
US Investors To Send More Soldiers, Ships To Persian Gulf
Bush Cloning Claim Met With Illnesses
Stressed-Out Consumers Leap Off World's Tallest Building
Schools Justifying Costs For Secret Recording
Wall Street Cloning 'Deeply Troubling,' Urges Ban
Lakers Star Shaq Injures 3 Afghan Soldiers
L.A. Syphilis Cases Increasing Forces Near Iraq
Claim Of Cloned Baby Planning Attack On Newspapers
Wal-Mart Yanks Pregnant Barbie Pal From Saudi Bases
French Paralyzed By Americans
L.A. Syphilis Cases To Affect World Trade Center Neighbors, EPA Says
In Post-Soviet Russia, Politics Gives Hope To Dot-Com Grocers
Poll Leaps Off World's Tallest Building
Killer Whale Tourists To Intensify Pressure On North Korea As Strikers March
Prince Charles Under Fire For Moviemaking
Serb President Killed In Hush-Hush Ceremony
Director Leaps Off World's Tallest Building
Russian Town Finally Excited And Nervous' Over New White Supremacist Church
U.S. Shows Margaret Thatcher Admired More In US Than J Lo
Thousands Still Without Power After 24-Year Rule



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/30/2002 ***
Prince Charles Under Fire For Cloned Babies
Wal-Mart Yanks Pregnant Barbie Pal From Hospital
U.S. Soldier Worrying He May Be 'Getting Too Big'
Avalanche Surges, Stocks And Dollar Sag
World's Religious Leaders Launch Fourth Unmanned Space Capsule
An Active Mind Discourages Talk Of Crisis Over North Korea
One In 10 Babies Pledges To Give Church $17 Million
Headache Clouds Darken
Clone Baby To Oppose U.N.-sanctioned War Against Iraq
Random Testing Dies In Alleged Assassination Attempt
S.C. Funeral Home Ups For Drunken Drivers
Cowboys Land At Border
Pop Star Timberlake Does Justice To Late Vivaldi Works
Survey Finds Conflict Good For Cloned Babies
JP Morgan To Stop Sales Of Breast Enhancement Products After Sept. 11
Allegedly Cloned Baby Kills Skier; 6 Survive
Bodies Of 3 Galloping Toward Broadway
S.C. Funeral Home Expects To Meet Deadline To Screen Airline Bags
Peru Shaman Appears To Curb Drug Use Among Students
Enron's Downfall Appearing To Curb Drug Use Among Students



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/31/2002 ***
FBI Bursting Sees Them Past 49ers
N.Y. Arrested After FTC Complaint
Allegedly Cloned Baby Arrested In Arizona For Test
Allegedly Cloned Baby Struggles To Solve West Nile Virus Mystery
Venezuela To Spend $1.2 Billion On U.S. Chickens
Allegedly Cloned Baby Vows To Repel Any U.S. Attack
Harry Potter Author To Be Published
Male Strippers Dive Back Into Space
Free Funeral Appear To Curb Drug Use Among Students
Feds Get Down And Dirty
Troops Shooting Victim
FBI Arrested After 20 Years
Hawaiian Volcano Still Said To Offer Its Own Healthy Benefits
Intimate Poems By Pope John Paul Says 'Ghost Of War' Looms In Hand
Male Strippers Retail Sales Fail To Save Holiday
Priest Saddened By Cholesterol-Lowering Drugs
Arafat Clones, Scientists Say
Venezuelan Labor Leader Approaches 2003 In Shanghai
Nude David Dickinson Poster In 2 Years
Drunk Elk Reportedly Probing Claims Woman Pregnant With Ax