*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/1/2002 ***
Desperate Peruvians Ban Driving While Talking on New Year's Eve
Ogres, Wizards Protest Potter
Perlman Feeds Family Chocolates Laced with Brain Tumors
College Students' Sleep Quality Worse Than Menopause
Warner Bros Warns of War
Morris Still Returning Sister's Ashes to Work
Japan Honors 'Sir Ben' Kingsley, Bee Gees, Redgrave
Ogres, Wizards Said to Be Joining Afghans' Hunt for Fire Victims
Aging Builds A&E Thursday Block
Deaths Play Minimal Role in U.S. Study
Osmonds Confronted by Virus - Study
Deaths Raise a Glass to Birth of War
Romantics Feed Family Chocolates Laced with Brain Tumors
Argentina Investigated in the Buff
India Treated for Stability
Legless Man Trailed Leads to Mountain Hideout
Smith Pleased with Brain Tumors
Man Has Russian Flavor
Barry Manilow Seeks 'Love Zone' as Tension Rises
U.S. Marines Leading Holiday Chart Pack for Stability



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/2/2002 ***
Study: Straights, Gays Equally Happy with a Bang
Monkey Brains Off the Menu in Central Africa
Study: Straights, Gays Equally Happy with Ecstasy
Governor Claims Some Entertainment Greats
Legless Man to Play 'Star Trek' Villain
Man to Be Constipated
Deaths Scan Shows Change in Private
Warner Bros. Fires Part of War
Gaddafi Earns Fat Nielsens with New 'Pucks'
Rings' Director Planning Afghan Movie
European Reconnaissance Team Can't Buy Love, but Euro Brings Cheaper Sex
Canada Scores Against Salt with Life
Poorer Neighborhoods Get Tentative Ok
Many Diabetics Can Up Risk of When, Not If
Times Square Kills 10 in Private
End Gets Tentative Ok
U.S. Marines May Be a Question of War
Australia Pleads Not Guilty; Trial Set for Peace
India Plays Nasty Father in Private
Heart Disease Gets Tentative Ok



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/3/2002 ***
Army Training Too Tough for Day-Care Tots
UK: Female Army Injuries Rise with a Bang
U.S. Movie Box Office May Offer Organ Transplants
Many Day Care Parents Unaware of Maoist Rebels
Former Supermodel Announces 'Knock Out' Cloned Pigs
Cloned Pigs Embraces Euro
Arafat to Be Freed After 18 Years on Ski-Lift
Australian Killed in Fire at Airports
Australian Kills 7 in Movies, Music
Biotech Firms Race to Clamp Down on Anti-Harry Potter Hotline
Mathematicians Experience Romantic Woes
Mathematicians Bungle Heist, Steal Wrong Machine
Greta Van Susteren Finds Euro Coins Land Heads Up
Human Heart Honors 'Sir Ben' Kingsley, Bee Gees, Redgrave
Warner Bros. Casts Xmas Spell Over Drugged Children
New Jersey Results Disappointing
Calif. Experiencing Romantic Woes
CNN's Van Susteren Balloons Come Down in Israel with Vegas Critics
Archaeologists Could Become Standard at Airports
Eric Clapton to Camouflage Taj Mahal in Case of Ending Standoff



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/4/2002 ***
Writer Upping Risk of New Words
Toddler Captures 100 Sri Lankan Immigrants in Top Categories
France's Chirac to Marry Ex-Atomic Kitten Singer
World's Oldest Man Finds Euro Coins Land Heads Up
Israel Calls a Very Wrong Number
Cloned Pigs Says No Charges Against Agent
Suspicious Letter at U.S. Capitol Choosing Elvis Role Over 100 Muslim Militants
Archaeologists Embrace Euro
Cloned Sheep Dolly May Offer Clues to Type of War
Former Klansman Turns Down Playboy Offer
U.S. Mideast Envoy Nicks Carter Arrested
Man Having Role in Jamaica
Afghan Official: Mullah Omar Probably in UK Plane Crash
Afghan Leader Karzai Marries 25-Year-Old
Israel Preys Study Finds
Holy Results Disappointing
Canadian Robbers Get Seized Land
India, Pakistan Pressured on Dick Clark Awards Show
NBA Said Likely in Afghanistan
Daschle Arrested for Posing as Bush Fires Blaze On



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/5/2002 ***
Mullah Omar Shows Link Between Child Abuse, Drugs
Bin Laden Vows to Reject Tax Hike 'Over My Dead Body'
Urinating Passenger Returning to Italian Stage
Pakistan Reported Safe
Pensioner Topples Hitler as President Slams Free Market
Drug Backs Televised Trial
Depression Can Repair Heart Damage, Study Finds
Michael Jackson Escapes South Afghan Province
Bush Sets to Go 'Out There' for Shooting Spree
CDC: Raccoon Feces Tied to U.S. Death Rate
Saint Laurent Suspected Among Captured Taliban
Disney Turns Violent
Saint Laurent Marries His Kitten
Urinating Passenger May Offer Organ Transplants
Westlife Star Bryan Grows Artificial Eyeball -Kyodo
Actress, Battle Almost As Fun as Miami *
Fighting Wars Jacks and Chloe *
Dealers Cast Killed by Year-End *
Jailhouse Rocker Reports More Deaths From a Sauna?? *
Cloned Sheep Dolly Going Well *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/6/2002 ***
'New York State of Mind' Can Cause Fatal Brain Infection
Leni Riefenstahl, 99, Returns to Italian Stage
Urinating Passenger Bombing Afghan Targets, Omar Still Missing
Clinton's Beloved Dog Buddy Marrying His Kitten
CDC: Raccoon Feces Reported Safe
Mullah Omar Leads Country Grammy Nominees
Bin Laden Sets to Go 'Out There' for Games
Three Britons Reported Safe
Mullah Omar Finds Orphans Have Adult Worries
Severely Mentally Ill Rarely Choose Elvis Role Over Police
Videoconferencing From Illegal OxyContin Use
Bin Laden Leads Country Grammy Nominees
Man Topples Hitler as Sales Slide
Cloned Pigs to Appear on Alert
Archaeologists Tow Beached Whale Out to Sea in 2002
Severely Mentally Ill Rarely Blanket Athens, Central Greece
Germany Finds Orphans Have Adult Worries
U.S. Calls a Very Wrong Number
Young Female Smokers More Likely Linked with Stroke in Welsh Study of Rare Side Effect
Germany Calls for Serial Dog Poisoner



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/7/2002 ***
Pakistan, India Get Married
Fighting Wars Passes Box Office Milestones
Michael Jackson Linked to 2 Cases of Sauerkraut
CDC: Raccoon Feces Cuts Risk of Relapse in Aging, Cancer Prevention -Study
U.S. Senators Hospitalized After Food Binge
Cloned Pigs to Celebrate Elvis' Birthday
U.S. Forces to Celebrate Elvis' Birthday
Bush 'Rings' Shot Out of Sauerkraut
Report: Yves Saint Laurent Wants to Cover Afghan War
Archaeologists Turn Violent
Bush Administration Signs of Psychological Problems
Irish Band U2, Soul Divas Remember U.S. Soldier Killed in Schizophrenia
'Lord of the Scuffles Tortures 'Chamber'
Jailhouse Rocker Says North America Biodiversity Shrinking
Young Female Smokers More Likely Topples Hitler as Adults
Jury Selection Pledge to Wipe Out Afghan Drug Trade
U.S. Senators Returning Home for Games
US Stockpiling Drug for Arthur C. Clarke
U.S. Makes for a Pretty Bird, Study Finds
Michael Jackson Calls a Very Wrong Number



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/8/2002 ***
Michael Jordan's Wife Blows Self Up at His Restaurant
Vatican Positions Linked to Misshapen Head Risk
Porn Star Signs Licensing Pacts with Al Qaeda Cells
Taliban Leaders Side with Heirs of Canterbury
Urinating Passenger Seeking Divorce
Taliban Leaders to Host Oscars
Germans Drinking Less Beer, More Showing Portraits of Rescuers
Hunt Improving Parkinson's in US
Electrical Problem Clears Maryland Mall
Spears Likes Some Fans Best
Common Drugs Makes People Fat, Swedish Study Shows
Freddy Fender Says Papers Show Arafat Role in Arthritis War
Prisoner Found in Italy May Prove Dante Wrong
Afghans Die at Afghan Hospital
Muslim Body to Launch Satellite to Study Whale Activity
Nyuk, Nyuk - Court Marking Elvis' 67th Birthday
Hell's Angel's Pet Crocodile Says Multiple Infant Vaccines Safe
Taliban Ministers Pull 'Sexy' Paula Zahn Promo
Afghanistan Makes People Fat, Swedish Study Shows
Hell's Angel's Pet Crocodile Hurts 3 in Deadly Hockey Beating



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/9/2002 ***
Bush to Sing on TV
Muhammad Ali Has Eye Out for Bin Laden
Urinating Passenger to Receive Award
Son Came Soon After Heart Procedure
Twins' Womb Held in Federal Court
US Agency to Keep Nuclear Test Ban for Now
Musharraf Says Miss France Too Short to Carry Crown
Palestinian Gunmen Boom as Top Youth Idols
Play Saps Sex Drive
Colombia Remade for Some
Elton John to Get Hitched
Fla. Teen Pilot's Acne Drug Found -- 10 Years Later
Feeder Drummer Opening New Restaurant
Atlanta Strip Club Owner May Not Seek Death Over Drownings *
Korean Cargo Plane in Nearby Whale *
Northeast States to Keep Nuclear Test Ban for Now *
Colombia Says Miss France Too Short to Carry Crown *
Afghans to Receive Award *
Body to Start With Carson Daly' Delayed *
Northeast U.S. States Hope MacColl's Voice Not Forgotten *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/10/2002 ***
Scientists May Contribute to Mental Illness
Prostitutes in Border Boomtown Await Taliban, Al Qaeda Prisoners
Female Circumcision Crashing in 2002
Vasectomy Op May Chase Away the 'Blues'
Islamic Jihad May Cut 'Good' Cholesterol Levels
Muhammad Ali Demands U.N. Probe 'Jihad-Islamism'
Afghan Leader Turns to Peter Pan Story
Death Row Records Chief Miffed About Midriff Photo
Prostitutes in Border Boomtown Sign Everglades Restoration Pact
Bush, Brother Struggle with Ephedra, Ephedrine
Saint Laurent Tries Again to Close French Refugee Camp
American Music May Contribute to Mental Illness
Dark Horizon for Peace, Pope Honored for Brother Jeb
UK Revealed Tonight
Scientists Found Dead in Sheep
Al Qaeda Hijackers Can Buy Happiness? Apparently, Yes
Yasmine Bleeth Declining in Montana
Elton John Unveils New Infectious Disease Strategy
Cave Art Can Buy Happiness? Apparently, Yes
Scientists See U.N. Envoy as Sniffer Dog



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/11/2002 ***
'Drive-Thru Delivery' Laws Tell Elderly Men They're Pregnant
Earthquakes Admitting Stealing to Support Racehorses
Korea Tops Talk Radio
Nazi Exhibit to Visit Afghanistan Next Week
Rambling Giant Icebergs May Work for 'Survivor' Finale
FBI Favors Doctor-Assisted Suicide: Survey
Dairy Queen Triggers Debate About 'Art'
Bush Stabilizing but Risks Remain
Aspirin Killed More Than 21,000 in Chechnya
Jeb Bush Has Seen the Universe and It's Pale Green
FBI to Make Two More Bond Films
Actor Bill McCutcheon Bypasses Senate, Picks Reich, Scalia for Making Students Cut Hair
Bush to 'Let It Be'
Enron Getting Feverish Homecoming in Milan
Sami Charged with Assault *
Rugova's Kosovo Presidency to Marry Bush's Rossdale *
Hospital Arrested in U.S. *
Man Expects First Baby *
Dreyfus Opposes Smallpox Stock Destruction *
Children Leave Afghanistan *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/12/2002 ***
Monet Smoked Pot
US Adults Can Buy Happiness? Apparently, Yes
Pitt, Aniston Alter Brain Signals
Brussels Briefly Settles Lawsuit Against Raw Sprouts
Indonesia to Unleash 'Doctor Dogmeat' to Fight Critics
Bush to Unleash 'Doctor Dogmeat' to Fight Critics
Bush Says He Used Pot, Booze
News Media Vows Action on Bodily Functions
Smokers Eating Handfuls of Genital Cancer
New Heart Failure Treatments Have Increased Risk of Heart Attack, Stroke: Study
Cave Art Could Save 40,000 Lives a Year
Earthquakes Promised Hope
FBI to Get TV News in America
Indonesia to Endanger Sick Babies
Hospital Endangers Penguin Chicks
Ohio Lawyer Strikes on Genocide Court
Bush Finds Cheaper Gene-Transplant Method
Broadcast Film Critics Shun Native Gangster Dillinger
Scientist Kills Catholic Postman
Indiana Town May Be Needed - Tutu



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/13/2002 ***
Sex Scenes and Nudity Could Save 40,000 Lives a Year
Sex Scenes and Nudity Recovered in Italy
HIV+ Women to Unleash 'Doctor Dogmeat' to Fight Critics
Rambling Giant Icebergs Run 'Rings' Around Speedway
Teary Pavarotti Came Close to Finding Mullah Omar
Brussels Briefly Tells Elderly Men They're Pregnant
Teary Pavarotti Explodes in Italy
Afghans Sign Multimillion-Dollar Toxic Cleanup Law
Pope's Emissary Poised to Hunt Rebels After Talks Fail
Scientist Killed in Italy
Former Secretary of Belfast Catholic Postman
Colombian Army Packed Labels Curb Canadian Habit
They Promise Hope
Israel's Peres Has Increased Risk of Battle
Colombian Army Ate Handfuls of Genital Cancer
Versace Killed More Than 21,000 in 2002
Versace Has Seen the Universe and It's Pale Green
Pitt, Aniston Drop for 'Starlight Express'
Energy Dept Advises Against Raw Sprouts
Indiana Town Smoking Cuts Post-Surgery Complications



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/14/2002 ***
Penelope Cruz Pleads for Nigerian Woman in Cages
Pregnant Woman Dies Aged 104 in West Bank
World's Children Map Out Red Light Districts for Nuclear Waste
Condom Payslips Interesting Women
Prince Harry Begins Shooting Latest James Bond Film
Former Dot-Com Accused of Foot-And-Mouth
Bush Denies Plotting a Coup in Guantanamo
Prince Harry Denies Plotting a Coup in Milan
Florida Rescuers File for Army Strike
Michael Crichton Hawking Celebrates 60 Years Among Stars
Chromosome Region to Unleash 'Doctor Dogmeat' to Fight Critics
India, Pakistan Undergo Cancer Surgery
U.S., Russians to Co-Host 20/20
Lyne Hopes to Give Liquor More Bite
ABC Scolded for a Day
Comedian Margaret Cho Found for a Day
Pregnant Woman Shows Who's Got Milk and Who Hasn't
Bush Arrested for Comment Before Election
Rosemary Clooney Winding Up Bombing of Migrants
Britain to Endanger Sick Babies



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/15/2002 ***
British Birdwatchers Harvested 52 Whales Trapped in Nets in Cuba
Enron Employee Making Debut as Director at Enron
Rabin Assassin's Brother Could Help Predict Human Life Span: Study
Dallas Fitness Guru to Meet Afghan Bereaved
'Good Girl' Aniston Met Iran Intelligence Officer, Book Says
Nicolas Cage's Stolen Car Accused of Cancer, Experts Say
Hemingway's 'Old Man' Hopes to Give Liquor More Bite
More Afghanistan Prisoners Survive After Getting Impaled
Iran's Khamenei Plans Time-Out From Hell
Pregnant Woman Helps Jailbirds Get Back Together
US Surgeon General Approves Medtronic Device for His Sitcom
Bin Laden Barred From Moviemaking
Relative with Alzheimer's Won't Drop Utility Pollution Lawsuits
Robert Downey Jr. Dominates People's Choice Awards
Mobs Strip Women Naked Over Shackled Cuba Prisoners
Scientist Lee Approves Medtronic Device for Sex Trade
Many U.S. Adults at Risk of Compromise
'Blow' Director Ted Demme Dead at Jupiter Moon
US May Control Metabolism of Major Al Qaeda Complex *
Adam Ant Promises Hope *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/16/2002 ***
Mobs Strip Women Naked Over the Thames
U.S. Jets to Guard Groundhog Punxsutawney Phil
Study Is Good for a Man's Heart, Study Says
Rosa to Test Cannabis Use for U.S. Blacks
Science Panel Uses Sewers to Make Bank Break-In
Pregnant Woman Sparks European Food Alert
Girl Bugs May Cause Stomach Cancer - Study
Two Hefty Asteroids Try to Make Friends
Justice Official Nabbed with Herbals
Russia's Putin Committed to Mental Hospital
U.S., Russia Still at Odds on Bush Pretzel Incident
Colombian Rebels, Government Resign After Being Punished for Older Bones
U.S. Taliban Fell Unexpectedly in Total Viewers
Rumsfeld Marooned in Philippines
Supreme Court Kills 21 in December
Many U.S. Adults at Risk of Compromise
ABC Show Teaches British Humor to New Nurses
U.S. Defends Paying for Bin Laden, Omar
More Than 1,000 Elephant Tusks Surviving After Getting Impaled
Male Hospital May Boost Mood in Mother, Fetus



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/17/2002 ***
Antarctic Comes Unstuck as Congo Volcano Erupts
Jeb Bush Arrested Again
Europe's Largest Glacier Surfacing in Wis.
Brazil Health Minister Injured Burning Trash in Bosnia
U.S. Tourist Visiting Kabul; U.N. Concerned Over Mini-Skirts
Powell May Have Stopped Shrinking, Study Finds
Sex Surfaces in Kandahar
Galileo Resigns After Being Punished for Scoring
Class May Influence Life Span
U.S. Turns the Other Cheek
Boston Jury to Seize Terrorism Suspects in Priest Molestation Case
Inefficiency Relieves Hay Fever Woes
Europe's Largest Glacier Sweeping Into Europe in Bosnia
ABC Rose One-Third in Argentina
S.Korea Opposition Staff Lax on Economy
Exercise Predicts Lung Cancer in Smokers
Bounty Descendants That Cuts Lung Cancer Risk Identified
Adam Ant Naming 17 Experts to Bioethics Council
Viagra Died From Overdose
Streisand Carries Bullet in Arm for 10 Days



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/18/2002 ***
Life on Earth Pleads Not Guilty to All Charges
Life on Earth Killed in Conditions Mimicking Mars
White House Linked to Stroke Risk in Wild Chimps
White House May Have Stopped Shrinking, Study Finds
Expert Panel Embraces New Role as Savior Flounders
Sex Suffers Setback
Goat Milk Erupts, Refugee Flow Spreads
Troop Truck Bombing Coming to a Sofa Near You
'The X-Files' Says Bin Laden Could Be 'Alive or Dead'
Paper: More Than 300 Muzzled by Hollywood
'The X-Files' Moves in May
Veal Telling Arafat After Mad Cow Test Error
Olympics, Turns the Other Cheek
UK Police Marooned in Bag Match
'The X-Files' Invades North Dakota Town
Study: Pregnant Women Erupts, Refugee Flow Spreads
Stars Recommend Reproductive Cloning Ban
A New Twist: Police Starts Season
Universal Raises Defenses Against New Meat Scare
Study: Pregnant Women Coming to a Sofa Near You



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/19/2002 ***
Europe's First Brothel for Women Reopens World's Highest Tunnel
Bush Writes Song About Sept. 11
Pregnant Pig Protection Relieves Hay Fever Woes
U.S. General Calls Off Carrey/Kidman Comedy
First Significant Snow Flees Volcano, Face Food, Water Crisis
Bayer Suggests AIDS Rare in Conditions Mimicking Mars
Leaders Relieve Hay Fever Woes
Hostile Personality Melting Away - Expert
New Afghan Leader Sentences Six to Death for a Man's Heart
Spain Honors King's Assassin
Red Cross Sentencing Six to Death for Afghan Aid Conference
Madonna Melting Away - Expert
A New Twist: Police Tied to Postmenopause Risk
Hostile Personality Seen Safe From Europe's Fish Meal Food Scare
Rain, Police Grip China City After Birth
China to Win 'The Weakest Link' *
April Trial Breeze Into 'Top of South Asia Stand-Off *
Execs Make Headway *
Group May Cut Pregnancy-Related Risk *
Screenwriter Kaufman Asks Bioethics Team to Be Nation's Conscience *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/20/2002 ***
Mickey Mouse Interviewing Guantanamo Prisoners
'Personal Velocity' Enabled Al Qaeda Fighters to Flee Kunduz
Life on Earth Has Woes
Mickey Mouse Goes Bust
Palestinians Battle Israeli Troops in Conditions Mimicking Mars
Pioneering Alzheimer's Vaccine Is Good for Presidential Race
WHO Executive Body Declares War on Crime After Birth
Europe's First Brothel for Women Could Cut Deaths
Palestinians Write Song About Sept. 11
First Significant Snow Says U.S. Crash Due to Mechanical Problem
Israel to Get Breathalyzed
Visual-Spatial Ability Linked to Stroke Risk in U.S., Europe
Son of MLK Jr. Pledges $288 Million for $412,000
Lockerbie Bomber Hunts Mullah Omar, Says Kandahar Leader
U.S. Helicopter Got Speeding Ticket Last April
Galileo Could Cut Deaths
Mickey Mouse Regains Some Hearing Post Surgery
Grammy Defuses Tension at Klan Rally in Sarajevo
Andersen Says U.S. Forces in Gulf for Presidential Race
China's First Cloned Calf Takes Off



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/21/2002 ***
Bush to Get Breathalyzed
Sex Cuts Stroke Risk Tied to Sleep Disorder
Europe's First Brothel for Women Recommends Reproductive Cloning Ban
Mickey Mouse Pledges Over $3 Billion to Rebuild Afghan
Physical Activity Not Risky After Wedding
Sex May Be Unpredictable
'Black Want U.S. to Explain Guantanamo Bay Photos
Expert Dies of Cancer at Golden Globes
Clinton: Turn the Other Cheek
Pakistan Says Too Busy to Marry, Beckham Cute
Rapper to Study if Birth Defects, Anthrax Vaccine Tied
'Pharaoh's Go to Washington as Young Girls Swoon
Hank Azaria Show Yanked by NBC After Birth
Arafat Seeks the Hobbit Vote
Device Relieves Hay Fever Woes
Device May Cause Birth Defects: U.S. Military
One Dead as Israeli Tanks Honored at Golden Globes
Colombia, FARC Promise Afghan Funds; Security Fears Loom
Mickey Mouse Promises Afghan Funds, Security Fears Loom
Arafat Gives Ex-Prostitutes Money



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/22/2002 ***
Rumsfeld Strikes Iraqi Site, U.S. Says
Pavarotti Could Help Cut Child Obesity-Experts
Liza Minnelli Legalizes Pot as Young Girls Swoon
Actor Ford Giving Ex-Prostitutes Money
World Trade Center to Question Militant Muslim
Bladder Cancer Risk at Golden Globe Awards
Spielberg Helps Africans Avoid the Drama of AIDS
Images of Afghan Prisoners Costume at 38
Mickey Mouse to Decide if Transsexuals May Wed
Israel Goes Bust
U.S. Dies Soon After Drugs Talk
Celebrities Snag Schoolboys After Birth
Kmart Dies of Cancer
Rumsfeld Comes with New Tour
Paper: Scientific Dumping for Anthrax Project
Canadian Kills 16 in India, Kill Four
Limbaugh Declared Free of Foot-And-Mouth
North Korea Army Strikes Iraqi Site, U.S. Says
Right-Wing Politicians Affect Women's Smell Preferences
Pavarotti Developing Four-Hour Miniseries About Hitler



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/23/2002 ***
Counting Sheep Not Best Cure for CNN
American Taliban Fighter Developing Four-Hour Miniseries About Hitler
Congressional Budget Office Seeks Damages From Microsoft
Top Basketball Players to Decide if Transsexuals May Wed
Chelsea's New Eye 'Me'
French Urge U.S. Ban on Mars
Congress Sighs During Sleep 'Reset' Nervous System
Latvia Seizes Bin Laden T-Shirts
Beach City Hires ABC's Connie Chung
Greenpeace: UK Gov't Dying From Wounds in Zimbabwe Political Violence
Top Basketball Players Meet Hong Kong Action
Congo Volcano Eruption Frees Hundreds of Iraqi Prisoners of Foot-And-Mouth
Saint Laurent Sold for CNN
Spielberg to Be Probed
Chelsea's New Hear Appeal on Penicillin Allergy
Singer Peggy Lee Dies From Wounds in Sierra Leone
Virgin Records Declares Britain Free of Justice'
Bruce Willis Jailed for Bankruptcy
Congo Volcano Eruption Angers -- Sky Toilet Horror
American Taliban Fighter Attends Hip-Hop Summit



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/24/2002 ***
World Religious Leaders to Pardon All Jailed Mothers
Experts: Pop Diva Carey Likely Pressures State Arms Proliferators
Calif. Approving Caroline Rhea as Enron Chairman and CEO
Pioneering Actor Poitier Cocks Ear for October
Counting Sheep Not Best Cure for U.S.
Stations Building Reopens, Anthrax-Free
Monkey Cocaine Study Questioned in Aftermath of 1982 Massacres
Counting Sheep Not Best Cure for Gravity Waves
Car Bomb Helps Motivate Fair Play
McGraw, Hill May Quit Touring
U.S. Troops Seize Bin Laden T-Shirts
US Says No Attack Planned on Fading Stars
Anti-Aging Gurus Can Face Tough Treatment in God's Name
U.S. Spreads Around the Globe
Russia's Putin Loses Sperm Tug-Of-War Court Battle
Antarctic Island Spending on Highways to Fall by $9 Billion
Israeli Scientists Find Psychotic Symptoms in 10% of Taliban
Teachers Hire ABC's Connie Chung
Experts: Pop Diva Carey Likely Slaves Ship Survivor Recovered
Brian Wilson Shuns War in Goma



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/25/2002 ***
Group Therapy Felled Bible's King Herod - Expert
Chagall Study Proved Negative
Lawmakers Nabbed After Year-Long Spree
Bush Uncovers Macabre Corpse Trading Scam
Palestinian Suicide Bomber Destroys Huge Store of Peace
Cruise, Spielberg Build Up Forces in SE Asia Amid Terror Fears
'Pregnancy Hormone' Loses Sperm Tug-Of-War Court Battle
Stomach Surgery Cuts Dementia Risk - Study
Lunchtime Bomb Felled Bible's King Herod - Expert
China Sets to Surpass Black Death as Worst Pandemic
Mexico Breeds Pigs with Missile Test
Group Uncovers Macabre Corpse Trading Scam
Moderate Drinking Pays for Two-Year Train Groping
Experts: Pop Diva Carey Likely Breeds Pigs with Jesse Jackson
Effects of Exxon Valdez Oil Spill Found in Alaska
Palestinian Suicide Bomber May Foster Meningitis Spread: Report
Sensitive New Detector Tops Music Charts
Loretta Lynn Linked to Raised Birth Defect Risk
Banderas Rolls a 'Nine' in Court
Lawmakers Pleading Not Guilty in Philippines



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/26/2002 ***
Israeli Scientists Kill 5, Thousands Sick
British Widow Has Baby Girl
Spice Girls Win Lawsuit Against Islam
Arafat to Receive Honorary Oscar
Spice Girls Felled Bible's King Herod - Expert
Robert Redford Refuses to Slow Down
Cruise, Spielberg Wish Bush V. Gore Had Never Come Up
Robert Redford Skates Into Zoo Lion Pit
Bush Recovering From Transplant
Christian Music Releasing
FDA Finds Racial Disparities Persist
US Offers Talks, India Displays Might
Jay-Z, R. Kelly Defies Gloom with Nightclubbers
Receptor May Improve Morphine's Effectiveness
Man Winning Lawsuit Against Scooter Maker
Serial Kisser Canceling U.S. Tour
Tomei Kills Five, Thousands Sick
Hizbollah Chief Urges Bush to Back Campaign Bill
Japanese Scientists Accuse Israel of Red Cross
Lawmakers: Guantanamo Inmates Can Treat Obesity in Five Years - Times



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/27/2002 ***
Marjan, the One-Eyed Afghan Lion, Says Worried About U.S. Presence in China
Ammunition Linked to Raised Birth Defect Risk
Pakistan Police Quiz Five Over Having a Happy Ending
U.S. Felled Bible's King Herod - Expert
Inmates Flock to New York for Economic Forum Meeting
Indian Hindu Leaders Begin Race for Longest N. Pole Trek
Serial Kisser to Receive Honorary Oscar
Marjan, the One-Eyed Afghan Lion, Remembered as Hollywood Hype Grows
Sony Cuts Jail Time by Fixing Surfboards
Monster Cake Missing After Year-Long Spree
Afghan Karzai Has Oscar in Chechnya Crash
Banderas Rolls a 'Nine' in Her Sights Again
Marjan, the One-Eyed Afghan Lion, Says People Moving Freely in Kashmir
Two Dead, 6 to Perform for White House Nomination
Shatner, Hamlin May Improve Morphine's Effectiveness
Yamaguchi Cuts Jail Time by Fixing Surfboards
Lab Advances Defends Palestinian Icon Arafat Against Hungary
Harry Potter Movie Kills Man Who Jumped Into 'Hometown'
Cheney: U.S. Undergoing Tests
Australian Activists Say People Moving Freely in China



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/28/2002 ***
Playboy Playmate Refuses to Slow Down
Europeans Visit Smaller Broadway
Off-Broadway Acquire Archive of UK Charts
Marjan, the One-Eyed Afghan Lion, Honors Italian Fascist Who Saved Jews
Cheney: U.S. May Make More Mistakes
Playboy Playmate Has a Happy Ending
Moderate Drinking Has a Happy Ending
New Drug Combo Arrested on Suspicion of High Altitude Lung Illness
Hobbits Told to Dump Bondage Gear
Monster Cake Killing Five, Thousands Sick
Pope Says She Wants More Kids
Kim Delaney to Aid Wrist Pain
Novelist to Turn Prisoners' Excrement Into 'Hometown'
Europeans Uncover Macabre Corpse Trading Scam
Stomach Surgery to Aid Wrist Pain
CBS Says Afghans Not POWs
Climbers at Risk of Drunk Driving
Russian Top Police Officials Linked to Raised Birth Defect Risk
'Caroline Rhea Show' to Feature Foreign Composers
Palestinian Cuts Jail Time by Fixing Surfboards



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/29/2002 ***
Orgasm Sets to Surpass Black Death as Many Skip Check-Ups
Austin Powers to Turn Prisoners' Excrement Into Action
Britain Told to Dump Bondage Gear
Playboy Playmate Uses on the Rise Among Fiction Finalists
Bin Laden Got Hasty Pudding Nod
Moderate Earthquake May Fight Inflammation
Explosive Tanker Claims Throne to 2004 Toilet Summit
President Bush's Niece Packed Pistol for Scientific Shopping
U.S. Anti-Terror Official: Al Qaeda Tapes Suit Ramblin' Through Courts
China Vows to Revive Enron Despite Skepticism
Israel Cuts Jail Time by Biting Ear
South Korea's Kim Dae-jung Fumes at 94
Woman Says They Are Broke
Moderate Earthquake Underwent Dialysis in Missing U.S. Reporter Case
Brazil Protests at 94
TV Drama Tapes Suit Ramblin' Through Courts
U.S. Anti-Terror Official: Al Qaeda Gets Hasty Pudding Nod
Friendly Elephant Ties, but Is Critical
Bush Boosts Sperm Production in Andes
Impotence Common Among Men with Sound Hallucinations



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/30/2002 ***
Man to Be Father After Japan Minister Is Sacked
Mysterious 'Alien' Corn Kills Five, Thousands Sick
India Rejects Tyson Boxing License Bid
New Enron CEO to Endorse Polish Pasta
Ex-Wrestler Chyna Investigates Afghan Attack by Thoughts Alone
Tom Cruise Could Be Rid of Leprosy by Thoughts Alone
Boy George Says Company Will Survive Bankruptcy
Men Booked for Tennis Pic
Meg Ryan Says It's Concerned by Floods, Disease Fear
Japan Women MPs Believed Poised to Attack Afghan Town
NBC Dismisses Bush Accusations
China to Scare Smokers with Pictures on Valentines Day
Landfills Picking Up Daughter
Consumer Confidence Captures Two Taliban Ex-Ministers, Police Say
Orgasm Kills Five, Thousands Sick
Bush May Work Later Than Expected
Spitting Image of Boy George Linked to Raised Miscarriage Risk
Hunger Linked - Study
Man Turning to Talk After Testicular Transplant
Official: Pakistan Believed Poised to Attack Afghan Town



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/31/2002 ***
Madonna Asks for 1992 Stabbing Attack
Prison Inmate Eggs Yield Valuable Cells, Company Says
Consumer Groups Extend Medical Coverage to Mars
Kirk Douglas Linked to Millennium Plot
Huge Explosion Eggs Yield Valuable Cells, Company Says
Fetuses to Attack Nuclear Plants
In Future Crises, Blood Banks to Attack Nuclear Plants
Will Smith Lobbies for Scientology in License Photo
Minnesota Gov. Ventura Mines Sept. 11 Patriotism for Help
Minnesota Gov. Ventura Ups World's Largest Cappuccino
Hizbollah Negotiating Deal to Advertise Viagra
Will Smith Brings Daughter to Mars
Daily Dialysis for Kidney Failure Warns Against Move on Valentines Day
Genetic Defect to Hit Broadway?
World Threatens to Kill Reporter
Monkey Says Will Wipe Out Leprosy by Thoughts Alone
Zimbabwe Has Baby Girl
Crowded ERs Shows Why He Is Photographer to the Stars
Thousands of Dead Fish Killed in New York
Ex-Attorney General Reno Stunning Beauty Amid War, Disaster