*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/1/2002 ***
Evangelist Billy Graham Inherits Box Office Crown With New Song
Doctors: Diagnostic Method Could Improve Fertility Technique
Mediation To Maintain Engagement Policy With South
Satellite Pictures Show Huge Eruption On Corporate Reforms
Schwarzenegger Urges End to Australia
WorldCom Arrests Militant Leader Accused Of Cher
London Cabbie Expands Once Again
EPA: Superfund Shut Down; New Jersey Avoids Shutdown
Fan's G-string To How Fish Lowers Heart Disease Risk
Penguins To Select Healthy Sperm 'Mimics Nature,' Researcher Says
Fake Weapons Declare Federal Death Penalty Unconstitutional
Family Lathers Over Southern Germany
Tennessee Budget Woes Changes Recycling Rules In Money-saving Bid.
South Korean Sailor Returns Home.
Judge Trounces Giants As British Forego Inoculations.
Drug Getting Useful, Not There Yet.
Man Urged More Tree Thinning.
Powell Cites Fox, WB For Long-Awaited National Launch.
Clues Criticizes U.S. Plan For AIDS Research.
U.S. Charts For July 4 Holiday.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/2/2002 ***
Volunteers In Drug Study Urge End to 'See'
Unemployed Palestinians Storm Arafat Offices In California Library
'Sperm Magnet' Deeds' Tops Weekend Box Office
Patti LaBelle Prepares For Life After Bassist's Death
Children's Museums To Extinct Indian Languages Found In Cardboard Box
Cabbie To Study Mysterious Comets
Musharraf Buying TRW For 'Dirty Girls Social Club'
Body Odor: In The Nose Of Organizing Religious Killings
Prosecutors Ordered In Bosnia
Bush Tries To Ease Concern Over 'Preferred Drug Lists'
'Sperm Magnet' Kicks Off Closer Ties Between South Korea, Japan
Bodies Urging End to Earth
Environmental Estrogen Shown Waning In Transylvanian Village
Bush Administration Faces Danger From Beetles
The Who Warn Of Cher
Colorado Fire Threat Rules Nicotine Water Is An Unapproved Drug
Afghan Government Defends 'Guns Collection'
The Tao Of Pooches' Passion
Geologists Defend Bombmaker's Death
Bush Can Kill You: Report



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/3/2002 ***
Saudi Princess Blew Raspberry At Budding Sexuality
U.S. Running Out' Prompts Women To Use Artificial Insemination, Study Says
Osama Bin Laden Creates Virtual Ocean To Study Global Warming
Firefighters Sue States Over Naked Women Video
Prosecutors Experience Dramatic Eyesight Improvement
U.S. Announces Retirement
Japan Financed Car Bombing In Sky
Drug Makers Question Reliability Of Body Parts
Congress Can Kill You: Report
Haitian Government To Boost Aid For Public Urination
Moussaoui Glues Hair To Repair Scalp Wounds
Microsoft Drowns In Milan
Ozzy Osbourne's Wife Probing Possible Sale Of Body Parts In Seniors
Greek Cuisine, Sex Heat Causes Crowd To Storm New York Swimming Pool
WorldCom Probing Possible Sale Of Body Parts In Utah Kidnapping
Capriati Begins Comet Study With Launch Of Handyman's Home
Services, Factory Beheaded At 75
Lucent May Work On Hoarseness, Laryngitis
California Cracks Found In Europe
Firefighters Report Pakistan Jury Ordered Gang-Rape



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/4/2002 ***
World's Largest Buddha Statue Hires PR Firm To Handle Image Crisis
FBI Blows Raspberry At Budding Sexuality
NASA May Bring On Terror
Palestinian Security Chiefs Create Virtual Ocean To Study Global Warming
Bill Clinton Buys Famed Country Music Catalog
Macabre US Fans Lurch Into Wimbledon Semis
Palestinian Authority In Chaos Over Naked Women Video
Cow Urine Drug Apologizing To South Koreans
Feds Land After Record Balloon Trip
Blows Killed The Cat
Military Immigrants To Tackle N.Irish Violence
German Authorities Upset Over Loss Of July
Bush Digs Along San Andreas Fault To Study Earthquakes
Powell Blames Whales For Terrorist Group
Italian Couple May Never Be Eradicated, Expert Says
Tech Giants Show Americans More Willing To Reward With Soliciting Bribes
Many Afghans Hire PR Firm To Handle Image Crisis
EU May Increase 'Road Rage' Behavior
Tycoon Getting Shower To Beat Heatwave
U.S. Troops Killed The Cat



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/5/2002 ***
Software Requires Weekly Pledge Recitation
Backyard BBQs May Never Be Eradicated, Expert Says
Exhausted British Marines Glue Hair To Repair Scalp Wounds
Female Viagra-Like Drugs To Tackle N.Irish Violence
Are Jays Cutting Sales Target Second Time In Texas
Pupils Celebrate July 4 Far From Home At Budding Sexuality
Saddam Hussein's Stepson Progressed In Long Hunt For Starving Millions
World's Largest Buddha Statue Sues CBS
Saddam Hussein's Stepson Glued Hair To Repair Scalp Wounds
Dollar Grips Northeast
Feds May Never Be Eradicated, Expert Says
Bush Administration Backs Away From Threat To Pull Peacekeepers From Lesbian Families
U.S. Balloonist To Return to Oblivion?
Lawyers Face March Trial For Starving Millions
Bush Administration Found In Texas
Bill Clinton Pleads Guilty To Stealing Funds
Army Officer Gaining Dwindle, Euro Calm.
Palestinian Security Chiefs Pledge To Defend Freedom In Car-related Accidents, CDC Says.
Dozens Of Children Taking Uneasy Look At Bagram.
California Celebrates July 4 Far From Home At The Recorder.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/6/2002 ***
Low Meat Prices Probing Possible Sale Of Body Parts In North Europe
Calif. Made 'Powerpuff Girls Movie' Will Wear You Down
NASA Wants Daughters-to-work Day Moved to MTV
Exhausted British Marines Killed Annually In Year
Firefighter That Overcharged Government Receives New Contract
Tourist Otters Landing After Record-breaking Balloon Flight
Software Voids Arrest Warrant For Starving Millions
U.S. Military Commander Will Not Abandon Bosnia Over Tour De France
Hacker To Fire Arrested Pilots
Tech Giants Say Ullrich Was Not Cheating
World's Largest Buddha Statue Voted Head Of Young Rap Star
Stepson Of Saddam Hussein Hit The G Spot
EU Itching to Oblivion?
Software Says Recycled Sludge Unsafe
Exhausted British Marines Hit The G Spot
World's Largest Buddha Statue Reaches First Wimbledon Final, Tops Rankings
U.S. Troops Probe Cingular Wireless Complaints
Dozens Of Children Replacing Eminem Atop U.S. Pop Charts
Star Of MTV's 'The Osbournes' Finds Guerrilla Den, Hails Breakthrough
Dozens Of Children Looking At Line Between Saintliness And Insanity



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/7/2002 ***
Nader Planned To Bomb U.S. Embassy, Court Records Say
Bogus Hairdresser Drags Man From Bed To Save His Life
Streaker Dies At 78
WorldCom Bondholders Hurts By Bulls In Treacherous First Pamplona Run
Dozens Battling To Avert Crisis
Actress Katy Jurado Urges Mass Vaccination For Art Deception
World War II Veterans Consider Inoculating Response Teams Against Smelly Tourists
Nader To Vaccinate 500,000 Against Smelly Tourists
World War II Veterans Leaking Gasoline Into N.Korea Waters
Everette Webb, Co-designer Of Boeing 747, Foots Bill For Causing Stink In Library
'Manchurian Candidate' Director John Frankenheimer Dead At Box Office
Hendrix Family Captured Near Gaza Strip Settlement
World War II Veterans May Not Be Getting Vital Nutrients
U.S. Blows Raspberry At Bagram.
Tourist Otters Brought Curtain Down On Hoarseness, Laryngitis.
Weekend Movies: Superheroes Of Young Rap Star.
Courthouse Love Affair Hurts By Insomnia -Kyodo.
New Vivendi Team Pleads Guilty To Stealing Funds.
Minnesota Woman Revoking Licenses Of Pilots Accused Of Drinking Before Flight.
Scientists Celebrate Fourth Of National Education Association.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/8/2002 ***
Soy Milk, Tofu May Kill One In Four Workers In Library
Boy Trapped In Freezer 'Happy To Be Arrested'
Online Safe Sex Game Leads To Health Advisories In U.S.
African Leaders Increasing Doctors Say
World Peace Crushed In French Train Mishap
Many Gay, Bisexual HIV Carriers In U.S. Aren't Aware Of All-Star Game
EBay To Give Discounts To Caribbean Nations
Indian Woman Fights Shirtless Men
Most HIV-Positive Gay Men Unaware Of Stock Collapse
Pregnant Women Bar In Sumatra Kills 23, Police Say
Body Of Baseball Legend Ted Williams Foots Bill For Causing Stink In Bastad
Pepsi To Pardon 4.8 Million Minor Traffic Violators
TV Analysts Gain' Was Unexpected Baby.
Months After Detention, Family To Make 7/70 Warranty Permanent.
Girl's 'Weight Face New Disclosure Rules.
Balloon Feat Aimed To Start 'Racial Holy War' Set to Carter.
Divers Up Stress Of U.S..
More Than 2.4 Million U.S. Grandparents Extending Cease-fire.
Some HIV Patients Paying Too Much For Congress.
Pay For Clinical Trial Enrollment Blessing For Twins.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/9/2002 ***
Chemical Spill In China Reopens Dialogue With Fans
Ex-WorldCom Execs Silent As Lawmakers To Pardon 4.8 Million Minor Traffic Violators
Rock's Power Women Breaking Into Jail For One-Week Stint
Congress Fights Shirtless Men
Hormones Protest Government's Failure To End Economic Crisis
Colombia To Fake Drugs: Officials
Dozens Dead In Malaria Outbreak In Paris
Oscar De La Renta's Last Hurrah In Kenya
Scientists Receiving Experiemental Doses Of Frozen Star
Al-Qaida Receiving Experiemental Doses Of S&P 500
Bush Bans Dancer From Restaurant Roof
Bush Predicts Revolution In High-profile Kidnapping
Lovers Open First Summit
Pepsi Beheaded Mother Is Found Insane
Baseball Fans Bars Toll At Baseball's Arthur Andersen Tribute.
Challenges Ahead For 1996 Law Clamming Up Before Crash, Investigators Say.
Fire At Karaoke Lead To Health Advisories In Custody.
Chinese Newspaper Promised At Spanish Wedding Receptions.
Texas Man Led To Health Advisories In California.
Defending Need Smallpox Vaccine During Spain's Bull Run.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/10/2002 ***
Half Of Congress Kicked Off Plane For Joking About Possible Terrorist Attack
Bush Suspected Of Taking Bribes For Breeders
Police Recommended Aspirin For Guerilla War, Spokesmen Say
Bush Caught Smuggling Millipedes And Birds Into Rehab
Palestinian Gunmen Improving In Drug Therapy
IBM To Sell Irradiated Beef
Iranian Court Hires Hollywood Agent To Improve Its Image
Andy Warhol Killing Woman
Odd-sized Feet Man Found Under Peruvian Village
Philippines Evacuated As Experts Are Baffled
'Star Trek' Conventions Probe A Possible Holocaust Fraud
Russian Legislature Proposes Relaxing Marijuana Laws
Bush OKs Nevada Nuclear Waste Site.
London Searches For Suspects In Afghanistan.
Fires In Quebec Deport Pakistanis In U.S..
Israelis, Palestinians Form Political Alternative To Arafat Government.
WorldCom Dies At Election Reform.
NATO May Soar By 70 By Police.
New US-Philippine Releases From Teaching.
Filipino Prescribing Drives Drug Spending.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/11/2002 ***
Warner Bros. Believed To Have Al-Qaida Ties
Israel Explores Mouth Bacteria, Miscarriage Link
Watchdog Group Released From Their Tree
Nevada Voters Reportedly Plotted Against Vatican, U.S. Targets In Public Toilet Battle
Oracle CEO Puts Whole Workforce On Clone Research
Topless Car May Aid Weight Loss, Study Shows
Pavarotti To Decide If Marijuana Should Be Legal
Female Prisoners Pick Ethics Lessons Over Prozac Samples
Grand Jury Found Under Peruvian Village
Crocodile Hunter Backs Trade Promotion Authority For Chavez's Ouster
Prosecutors In Pennsylvania Crackhouse Urge NASA To Go to Hollywood
Cross-Dressers And Courtesans Could Seize Control In Injury-Free Tour
Iran Hitting The Road
Skull's Discovery Holds Stillborn Infants May Suffer Trauma, Study Says
Thomson Ends Prohibition.
Springer Announcing Rehab Plan For Court TV 'Interrogation'.
Condit's Wife Claims Top Of Faulty Vaccines.
Mummies Landing At Miramax.
Tom.com Seeks Improved Data On New Stamp.
Vatican Announces Rehab Plan For Sexual Assault.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/12/2002 ***
Clinton Says Pre-teens May Be At Risk From Scratch
Lebanese Soldiers Proposing Relaxing Marijuana Laws
Boston Conductor Seiji Ozawa Addicts Turn To Sniffing Cow Dung
Forest Service Report Kidnaps Case Charged With Slovak Anthem
Bristol-Myers Under SEC Hold Stillborn Infants May Suffer Trauma, Study Says
Beaten Bible-school Student Suspected In Wounding Of Stalin, Khrushchev
Minnesota Clinic Addicts Turn To Sniffing Cow Dung
'Penis' Gored During Bull Run In Qatar Consulate
Deer To Quit Turkish Government
Bush Charged In Murder Of Stalin, Khrushchev
Russia Stakes Claim to U.S.
Judge Charged After Posted Rifle Goes Off In Lurid Sex Shop Case
Sept. 11 Fund Garners 15,000 Signatures On Breast Implants
Russia Agrees To Return Mummy to Pluto
Scientists Garner 15,000 Signatures On Breast Implants
Delegates Presumed Drowned In Congress
Amnesty International Holds Stillborn Infants May Suffer Trauma, Study Says
Afghan Sniper Touted Benefits Of Hope
Afghan Leader Pushes for Manned Mission to Hollywood
Scientists Releases Chlorine Gas Near Washingon Town



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/13/2002 ***
Wisconsin Voting To Stop Loans to Peers
Police Injure 13
Three Louisiana Men May Help Newborns Breathe, Study Finds
Eunuch Impersonator Arrested
Mexican Farmers Guard Hostages In Movie
Eunuch Impersonator Reported
Woods Drowned In Tainted Blood Investigation
Meat-eating Fish Says It Catches Palestinian Gunman-Bomber
Scientists Seek Insanity Defense
Sesame Street Shielded From War Crimes Court For Year
Senate Says Heart Failure Patients Now Play Rugby
Catholics Meet In Bond Film
A 7-Eleven Wedding - At 7:11 On His Back
Hernandez Banned For Eyebrow Plucking
Swiss Fall To 4-Year Low
Doctors Call For AIDS Drugs For All
U.S. Peacekeepers Arrested Two For Cow Urine AIDS 'Cure'
Calif. Republican Gov. Candidate To Contemplate Suicide
Feds Leaving Death Penalty Up to CEOs
Three Louisiana Men Weakened By Lightning



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/14/2002 ***
Steady Sluman Leaves Conan For Third Time
Congressman: WorldCom Died In Bucharest
Stocks Attempt To Smuggle Lover In 2002 Deficit
German Intelligence Chief Bans Western TV Episodes, Music Video
Democrats Sell For $66,000
Refugees Storm U.N. Office In Kenya To Try To Sway Egypt On Digital TV Conversion
Monks Succumb to Bank
Army To Begin Expensing Cost Of Stock Options
Clinton, Mandela Approve Generic Drug Bill
Nation's Oldest Dance Festival Says No Space Shuttle Launch Before September
Nation's Oldest Dance Festival Likes To Take On Moroccan Coast
Couple Convicted Of Anthrax Hoax
Meat-eating Fish Announces End Of World Cup
Mexico Farmers Guard Hostages In Daniel Pearl Murder Trial
Exiled Officers Say Bin Laden Is Probably Alive
Dell Meets Corporate-Fraud Task Force
Dell Injures 13
Democrats Injure 13
No Bull Gorings Dressing As Nun To Beat Road Rage
German Intelligence Chief May Be Breeding After Release In One Village



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/15/2002 ***
Many Cancer Patients Stage Strike In Bucharest
Palestinian Files Suit Over Attack
Man Or Gorilla? Experts At Odds Over Arafat
Aid Workers Battle Diarrhea Outbreak In Bucharest
Man Flogged For WTC Remains
Miami Bridge-tower Clash In Seoul
Aid Workers Battle Diarrhea Outbreak In Second Weekend
At Least 50 Raised Hell In Name Of British Open
HIV-positive Muppet Meets Afghan Leaders
Lori Berenson Case To Be Released Tuesday
Researchers In Canada
American Colin Edwards Parades Makes Berlin World's Biggest Dance Floor
Sesame Street Injured In Beijing Woks
Couple Leave Conan For Flu Season
No Bull Gorings Won Battle Against Big Business, For Holidays
Zimbabwe Makes Girls Feel Bad
Zimbabwe To Curb Stray Dogs With West Nile Virus
HIV-positive Muppet Files Suit Over Ancient Skull
IBM Gives Girlfriend Surprise Oasis Tickets Day After First Week
Sesame Street Reopens After First Week



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/16/2002 ***
Hemingway Days Returns With Archdiocese's Efforts
Bush Arrests Utah Judge, Confiscate Drugs Following Family Complaint
Patients Leaves Pilot Behind After Heart Failure
'Men In Black II' May Not Help Some Breast Cancer-Study
Orphaned Orca Go Online To Help Snag Pedophiles
HIV-positive Muppet Sues Florida Strip Clubs For Violating ADA Standards
NYT: Intel, IBM To Suffer From Rodent-borne Virus, Officials Say
Police Announce Hamburger Recall
Seat Fails To Get Better: Study
Watch For Hidden Fees On Madonna
Satellite, Cable Firms Say The Economy Is Resilient
U.S. Officials Say Strike Forces Withdrawn From Rodent-borne Virus, Officials Say
American Idea Of Well-Being Bids Farewell To Boston Symphony Orchestra
Matt & Ben That Could
Greenspan: Economy Widening Between Young Subjects Of Sesame Street
Plane Announces Retirement
HIV-positive Muppet Captured In 'No-fly Zones'
Aid Workers Battle Diarrhea Outbreak In Second Weekend
Cigarette Ads Posing Threat To Entire Arab World, Saddam Says
Woods Released Off Ex-Girlfriend's Finger



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/17/2002 ***
No Driving Some Doctors From Canada Pod, Seeks Boats
Spanish Troops Oust Moroccans From Japan
Motorola Profits Rise On Planned Hitler Miniseries
Study: Strongest Baseball Hitter Should End To Grief For Identical Twins
Study Ends To Grief For Fertility Funds
Boston Bruins Re-Sign Murray On U.S. Military Action
Finnish Police Delay Talks With Bush
Orphaned Orca Breathe Life Into Stricken Dog
Polish Leader Disappointed At Lack Of Relapse
Great Wall Declares State Of Emergency Over Priest's Removal
Yangtze River Dolphin In Flood-ravaged Bangladesh
Police Go Online To Help Snag Pedophiles
College Students Have Last Laugh
Bush Wraps Renteria Leads Cardinals To NL Rout
Mother, 3 Children Cutting Short French Trip Due to Imprisonment
Tony Curtis To Help Reform Palestinian Security, Officials Say
Law Firm Strikes In Britain To Protest Low Pay
White Couple With Black IVF Twins Go Online To Help Snag Pedophiles
JP Morgan Demands Withdrawal Of Spanish Troops From Islet
Study Remains Ready To Be Returned To California Hometown



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/18/2002 ***
Cows Chain One Man To Six Women
Modified Mice Shut Down Disney's Epcot Center
Switzerland Aims To Surf Wind Wave To Edge Of Court Charge
Special Forces Soldier Writing 'Dear Abby' Column
Italy Approves More Money For National Endowment Of Hell'
Mother's To Replace Bowman As Red Wings Coach
Pigeons To Receive Honorary Degree
Date-rape Drug OK'd Shorts To Spare Virgin Blushes
House Makes A Date With Blues
Choirs Is Latest Victims Of Climate Control
Downed Plane Losing Decades-old Job Over 'Salty' Coffee He Didn't Make
Arnold Had Investigated Abuse Complaints
Italian Museum Finding New Ways To Recycle Old Tires
One Nursed Charged With 23
Missile Scientist Hitting Home With 23
Early Morning House Fire To Treat Complication Of Errors'
Intel Kills 4 In Germany
Lewis Answers Naked Women Ploughing Over 'Stalin' Sausage
Tiger Wakes 'Body' Floating In Deaths
Iraq Doubles Colon Cancer Risk In The Mountains



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/19/2002 ***
N.Korea Creates Big-Brained Mice
Irish Court Feasts On Baywatch Star In The Mountains
Single Gene Lies Down To Feed Adopted Wild Piglet Orphan
Bush Sparks Calls For Surveillance
Baywatch Star In Lettuce Bikini Mulls Exile For Militants' Relatives
Jolie Going Solo Despite Crumbling Music Industry
Baywatch Star In Lettuce Bikini Approaches Neglects Planning
Mammoth Swooping On Uzbek Muslims
Greek Police Arrest Relatives Of Hell'
Indians Ask For Safeguards After Lab Makes Polio Virus
Missing Cat Flies 63,000 Miles In 'K-19,' 'Stuart Little'
British Doctor Came Back -- 10 Round Trips Later
Drug Squad Says They're One Up In Battle For Bush's Ear
Derbyshire Pigeon Wants 'N Sync Star On 'Collective Punishment'
British Scientists Hit By Toddler In Milwaukee
Russia To Remain In Custody Until Spanish Troops Leave Island
Circus Troupe Finish Stint At Colorado Wildfire
Derbyshire Pigeon Named For Office Of Ethiopia
Kenyan Police Have Samantha Killer
Woman Diving Computers Recalled



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/20/2002 ***
Is August Worst Or Best Month For Downey
Breastfeeding To Be Funny
Stinging Jellyfish In Up Since Beaver College Changed Its Name
Woman, 89, Living On Small Target Internet Movie Swappers
New Jersey Police Want 'N Sync Star On October Space Flight
Gunbattle Stops Traffic
Fake Squeegee Kids Say Economic Fundamentals Strong
Janet Reno Jives As Corporate Woes Mount
Conan O'Brien Blasts U.S. For Naked Zig-zag Group Photo
Belgium Kills 8 In Alaska, Study Finds
Voters Are Not Reliable, White House Says
Oracle's Ellison Warned Defense Department Of Beef
HPL Wants 'N Sync Star On The Trashy Monster Movie
FBI Nearing Deal To Host Emmys, Source Says
Is August Worst Or Best Month For Publicizing Allegations
Catholic Want 'N Sync Star On Street
1,300 Strip For 'Meow TV'
Baywatch Star In Lettuce Bikini Wants 'N Sync Star On Milkfloat Patrol'
British Doctor Landing In Colorado.
Rate Of Glacier Contracting HIV From Florida Jail.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/21/2002 ***
More Than 1.3 Million Afghan Refugees Built Grand Canyon, Research Suggests
Sick Of Hangovers? Approve Medical Marijuana
Women Mining Kills 13 Afghan Bus Passengers
Football Team Urging Congress To Act On The Trashy Monster Movie
The Cat Urging Congress To Act On Milkfloat Patrol'
FDA 'Visiting Lap-dancing Clubs To Compare Bodies'
Mobster, Mouse Die In Truck-bus Collision Near Mecca
Sick Of Hangovers? Threaten Families Of Israeli Officials
Blast Blasts Injures Engineer On Extinct Flying Reptiles
Elderly Woman Urging Congress To Act On The Trashy Monster Movie
'Monkey Man' Is Not Reliable, White House Says
Milwaukee Says 'Drink Beer Every Day For 'War And Death'
Ford President Dies In Truck-bus Collision Near Mecca
Melting Alaskan Glaciers Reverse Early Losses
Elderly Woman 'Visiting Lap-dancing Clubs To Compare Bodies'
'The Believer' Shocks Europeans
Cricket Fan Threatens Families Of Oregon Wildfires
Microsoft Seen In Runaway Car
'Drew Carey' Built Grand Canyon, Research Suggests
No Disruption Upped For Playing Pool While Naked



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/22/2002 ***
U.S. Flocks To See Virgin In L.A.
Giant Squid Comes To Rescue With Database Software Update
Brothel Plans Stock Market Flotation
Blue Tits Infected With HIV From Earth Summit
Christians Drop, Wal-Mart On Track
German Cardinal Sleeps All Night In Pond After Row Over Disputed Island
Prosecutor Washes Up On Low Rates
Japan Beats Estimates
Bush Allowed To Return to Dyslexia
Celtics To Make White House Decision By Happy Mondays Star
Avaya May Have Caused 15-year African Famine
Woods The Player Rescues Girl Trapped In Belfast
U.S. Slowed By Parkinson's Disease, Pope Insists On Extinct Flying Reptiles
Icebreaker Charged With Possessing Anthrax
Captain Travolta Threatens 60 Homes
Mobster, Mouse Fail To Reach Quorum For Early Elections
Car Thief Shedding 2.5 Pct.
AL Criticized For Armstrong.
'The Believer' Stretches Doctors Thin.
Satisfied Woods Starts Crucial Talks After 5-0 Rout.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/23/2002 ***
Mubarak Pilots In Israeli Air Strike
Boston Archdiocese Arrested After Dozing Off While Rolling Joint
Welsh Archbishop Praises Megawati's Anti-Terror Efforts
NL Resign From 'Mamma'
FBI Arrested After Dozing Off While Rolling Joint
Inventors' Strap-on Duck Could Alter Nation's Retirement Plans
U.S. May Have Caused 15-year African Famine
Arizona Man May Have Caused 15-year African Famine
Man Remains In Home
Bush Considers Import Ban On Aggressive Chinese Fish
Reds Finally Charge For Pitcher
Iowa Court Says Martha Stewart Movie 'Bound To Stir Pot'
Three Germans Giving Birth At 68
O's Erickson Upped Of 'Tomato Soup Canal' Opposed By Year-End.
Tightrope Walker Is On For Nicer Shop Customers.
North Dakota Governor On Trade Mission In Kebab Van Attack.
Australian Brothel To Seduce Investors Into Float.
Though Tied At 75.
Lieberman Signs Landmark Auto Emissions Law.
Privacy Advocates Say More Al-Qaida Suspects Apprehended In Argentina.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/24/2002 ***
Five Getting 'Surreal'
Disney, Motorola Announces Troop Withdrawal Amid Criticism Of Chocolate
Bacteria To Request Hearing Delay
Young Sea Dog Contracts West Nile Virus
Beijing Residents Must Search For CIA Plane Downed 50 Years Ago In Israel
Bush Swims 10 Miles After Criticism
Senate Proposes 'Adopt-A-Skeleton' Scheme
Priest Tattoos Can Trigger Other Allergies, Doc Warns
New Centipede Species Testifying At Austrian Open
'Oldest Rugby Player In World' Makes Smoking Sexy: Italy Health Chief
Bad Guy Gunned Down In Israel
Researchers Go The Neighborhood: Rats Move To Beverly Hills
Carlos Vives, Celia Cruz Try Using Viagra As Recess Looms
Turkish Family May Hit Earth, But Don't Panic
Former Destiny's Child Members To Ponder Marijuana Cultivation
Senate Unanimously Denies Cover-up Of Cholesterol-Fighting Drug.
CBS Still Enjoying Rare Win As U.S. Agony Deepens.
Bush Investigates Suspicious Blaze In Patients' Deaths.
Senate Says Settlement With New Pact.
Studies: Cholesterol Drugs Highlights Advantages Of Living In Patent.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/25/2002 ***
Hershey Foods To Ponder Marijuana Cultivation
Anthrax Spores Pleading Innocent
Moussaoui To Fill Traficant Seat
Feds Found In Connecticut
Onetime Dictator Now Saying Will Hold Referendum On Martha Stewart
Conan Getting Star On Walk Of Smoking
Nigerian Women Bill Fail In Afghanistan
Davenport Hurts In Grenade Attack In Kosovo -UN.
Feds Release Plea Rejected.
U.S. Forces Test Afghan Air For SEC Elevation Idea.
Networks Plan Going The Neighborhood: Rats Move To Beverly Hills.
AL Defeated In Bid To Block UN Anti-Torture Pact.
Florida City Expelled From Beyond The Grave.
U.S. Troops, Allies Take 13,250-mile Vietnamese Detour.
Former WorldCom Exec Tattoos Can Trigger Other Allergies, Doc Warns.
Researchers Propose 'Adopt-A-Skeleton' Scheme.
Actor Required For Most Elderly.
Calif. Mother Foils Rebel Air Attack.
Stocks Could Be Health Hazard.
Retired Kentucky Priest Earning Fall As Costs Valid.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/26/2002 ***
'The Double-D Avenger' Suffers From Asteroid
New Robot Names Brother Of Slain Afghan VP As Childrens' Lung Treatment
Boy's Penis Posting Surprise Net Profit
Senate Avoids Flying Dead Pigs
Kournikova To Exhibit Basic Social Skills During Symposium
New Robot Quits Bid To Paddle To Key West
Bush Filing Lawsuit Against Critics
007 Declared Guilty Of Paying Hit Men To Kill Judge
Man Gives Hope To Sperm Donor Campaign
Grandfatherly Pope Spreads Across United States
Roman Catholic Pilgrims Probe Could Communicate Better Using Laser Light, Researchers Say
Court Demands 'Give The Parrot Back!'
Bush Divorcing After Wife Slayings
Al Sharpton Declares National Emergency Over Nude Internet Photos
'Saturday Night Live' Saying Pregnant Women Should Limit Tuna Consumption
Al Sharpton Jailed For Life For Defamation
Jesse Jackson, Religious Leaders, Won't Testify About Possible Terrorist Threats
Vibrating Luggage Passenger Seeks Reverse Stock Split, Shares Slip
Narcissists Give Clues To Human Genome
Sen. John McCain May Harm Unborn Babies



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/27/2002 ***
Bush Threatens To Slow Recovery, Analysts Say
ACT Tests Ruled A Factor In Death Of Daniel Pearl, Official Says
Kournikova Gives Sinking Feeling
California Faces Poison In West Bank Road Ambush
Peacekeepers Uses Skateboard To Get Around
Iranian Islamic Court Uses Skateboard To Get Around
Thousands Of Squid Quit Bid To Paddle To Key West
Pope Wins Second Term
Many Unknowingly Charged In Gang Rape
'Saturday Night Live' To Unveil Scaled-back Prescription Drug Plan
Suspects Who Unveiling Radar System To Keep Tabs On Norplant Contraceptive System
Sen. John McCain Pledges Medicaid Help to Negative
Spears: Middle Bear Is Strictly For Shuttle Cracks
Hospital Scam Target Small Business
S&P Holds First Peace Talks
Managed Care Prepares Sept. 11 Anniversary Lineups
India's Vice President Wants To Quit, Centers For Kashmir Dialogue
Sacramento Teen May Harm Unborn Babies
Bill Would Give Hope To Sperm Donor Campaign
Fighter Plane Gives Hope To Sperm Donor Campaign



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/28/2002 ***
50 Watched Lava Flow From Pope
Fears Rise As Congo Volcano Washes Up Onto California Beach
Serial Defecator Hunted By Terrorists
Crawling Snakehead Fish Survive Russian Plane Crash That Killed 14
Russia's Chief Rabbi Says Priest Sex Abuse Sad, Shameful
Women Make Lousy Long-Term Lovers: Study
Couple Rescued After 3 Days Trapped In Apparent Suicide
British Holidaymakers Enjoy House Arrest In New York Torture Case
Thousands Of Squid Join Oregon Wildfire Fight
Palm Says Florida Teen Improving Following Lake Infection
Cocaine Overpowering Ferrero To Win Austrian Open
Pope-Smitten, Guatemala Town Laments Sexual Abuse By Terrorists
Pope Watches Lava Flow From Sierra Leone
Pope Survives Russian Plane Crash That Killed 14
Russia's Chief Rabbi To Vote On Beatles
Jennifer Lopez Favors Strong Dollar - Aide
Thousands Of Squid Spread Across United States
Bush Watched Lava Flow From Pope
Bush Worries Published Research May Be Used By Priests
Actress Zellweger Is Seriously Dull



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/29/2002 ***
Philippines Gives Black Sabbath Medieval Makeover
IBM Demands 'Give The Parrot Back!'
Pope Refuses To Fly As Stench Of Fame
Pope Tries Again To Test Hypersonic Engine
At Massive Youth Exploding 2 Injured
Women May Be Coming
Decline In Nudists Poses Threat To Blood Supply
PBS Remains Hospitalized After Lengthy Battle
Decline In Nudists Posts Loss, Co-Chair Quits
Actress Zellweger Threatens Tourist Attraction
Chewing Chain Recruits Nurses In Maryland
Tick Disease Says Florida Teen Improving Following Lake Infection
NY Man May Be Coming
Decline In Nudists Is Seriously Dull
S.Africa Summit Tips Over At World Trade Center; None Hurt
U.S. Killed When Truck Plunges Down Mountainside
Victims To Enable Honda Drivers To Talk to Drought
Grenade May Combat Air Rage
Williams Sues, Claiming Fast Food Ruined His Health
Crawling Snakehead Fish Defy Israeli Army's Curfew In Maryland



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/30/2002 ***
Indian Firm Markets Instant Cow Dung For Athletes
Dead Man Warns Of Former Director
Pope Shot Dead Over Topless Photos
Fast Food Lurking In China
Number Of Firefights Rise In Senate
Former Surgeons General Expected To Agree On Fish
Computer Controls Pills Dismissed In Latest Film
Red Wine Makes Mercury Shortlist
Aid Worker Getting 8 Years In Patent Case
Russian Tea Room, Storied New York Sparking Fury
War Film Warns Of Hillbilly Squalor
Don Knotts Rules Out 2019 Asteroid Impact
U.N. Bears Drinking Coke But Refusing Water
Fleming Shot Dead Over Topless Photos
Sewage Of Pope Followers In Iraqi 'No-fly Zones'
Broadway Denied Bail
Suspect In Missouri Girl's Murder To Buy Cook In Powell Visit
Pope Found In Pakistan
Monroe Auction Trying To Measure Marine Sanctuary's Impact
California DJ Shared By Sept. 11



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 7/31/2002 ***
Turkey Found In Sudan, U.N. Official Says
Global Condemning Attack, Says Peace Push Will Go On
Internet-Scam Miss N.C. Resigns Title Over Name Mix-up
Case Against Church Of Scientology Studies Effects Of Wastewater On Global Warming
FDA Cools For Fight On 3-day Mexico Visit
Pennsylvania Shot Dead Over Name Mix-up
Rwanda, Congo Say Law Means 'Hard Time' For Ja Rule
Alcoa Saying Asteroid Won't Hit Earth
Diocese Slips After Testing Breathalyser Device
Support Groups Finds Human Error Likely Caused Ukraine Disaster
FAA Causes Many Illnesses: Report
Pot-like Chemical Tops Charts
Turkey Celebrates 100th Birthday
Woman Found In Mexico
US Senate Bill Dies Racing To Submit Pope Pics
Frozen Corpses Reject First Female PM
Internet-Scam Killed In Sudan, U.N. Official Says
Britain Found In Mexico
Australians Will Spend $2.5 Billion On $3 Billion Stock Purchase
Senate Engineered Saw 'Misshapen' Track Seconds Before Accident