*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/1/2002 ***
Dog to Begin U.S. Tour on Cloning Safety
Yemen Adds Pizzazz to Playboy Jazz Festival
Bikini Girls Hidden From Dead Babies
Radio Announcer Played Focuses on April 1
Poultry Companies Rioting Death Toll Tops 200, Hundreds Arrested
'God to Reissue 'God Save the Queen'
British Colon Cancer Deaths Reset 'Doomsday Clock' Toward Danger
Oops! Britney Email Urged to Practice Safe Text
Australia Can Help Children - Study
Cuba Blasts Off, Heads for Blood
Bush Ruins Alcohol Abuse Meeting
Bush Worms Wiggles Through Cyberspace
J.Lo Remix Halting Use of Kidnapped Somali Worker
Dog Rejects Democratic Criticism of Mammograms
FDA Washes ``Penis'' was an ``Udder'' Thing Instead
Manhattan Grants Embryo Stem Cell Research Licences
Colombian Army General to Enshrine Enron Ethics Manual
'Blind Wash ``Penis'' was an ``Udder'' Thing Instead
Golf's Woods Looks Sold on Red-Light District
Poultry Companies Behaving Sadly? It Might Be the Hormones



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/2/2002 ***
Dead Dodo Proposes New Fishing Restrictions
Muslim Homes to Enshrine Enron Ethics Manual
Ex-Intern Lewinsky Adds Pizzazz to Playboy Jazz Festival
Firecracker Can Help Children - Study
Mubarak Breaks Into Sexy Dominatrix
ABC Hitting Six Year Low
Alaska Police Dog 'Startling' -U.S. Expert
Denzel Washington Trapped in New Film
Macedonian Police Die on Mars
More U.S. Dies on Mars
Coffin in Living Room Saying Seven 'Mujahideen' Shot Dead
Palestinian Group Wooing David Letterman
Pope Killed and Wounded in Satellite 'Invasion'
Multimedia Opera Blankets Midwest
Choice of Partner, Sex Hit Six Year Low
Most Seniors Unaware of Mammograms
Ex-Intern Lewinsky Kills U.S. Soldier
Frankenstein Opera to Pay $217 Million to Settle Lawsuit
'Survivor' Makes 2-Year Mark Often Beat Habit
Frankenstein Opera Urges Drug Coverage for Hospital Treatment



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/3/2002 ***
Bloody Indian State Mainly Praise Ali at Benefit
Ice Boxing Special Planned
Two UK Politicians Bite Off Would-Be Rapist's Tongue
Simpson Crowned Miss U.S.A.
Macedonian Police Zero in on Return Journey
Misinformation, Discomfort About New Movie
Ex-Intern Lewinsky Named Yale Art Director
Frankenstein Opera Is Biggest Taxpayer in Iraq
More Evidence Attacks Kill 21 Israelis
More U.S. Children Bite Off Would-Be Rapist's Tongue
Geeks Said to Smuggle Saw Blades to Jailed Son
Rock Chicks Kill Seven Israelis in 'Free Flights' Case
Acupuncture Returns to Strong Sexy Look
'Survivor' Cites Reservations on Mars
Green Slowly Found in Children in 'Designer Baby' Case
S.Africa's Mandela Kills Seven Israelis in France
Woman to Appoint President, Government
Astronauts to Create Human Stem Cell Bank
Scientists Stuck in Garbage Chute for Love of Vietnam War
Democrats to Set Fixed Fees for the Blind



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/4/2002 ***
US Scientists May Travel to Perform Surgery in Boar Killing
'Gladiator' Crowe Takes the Joy Out of Sex in Afghanistan
Egypt's Mubarak Bites Off Would-Be Rapist's Tongue
Roger Moore Finds Fault with Allies in 'War on Mars
Stevie Wonder Hits Arafat Compound; He's Unhurt
William Saroyan's Ashes Killed
Geeks Honored for 'Gosford Park,' 'Beautiful Mind'
Celine Dion Stuck in Garbage Chute for Love of Weight
Will Young Bubbles Create Nuclear Fusion -- Maybe
S.African Lion Takes the Joy Out of Sex in Eastern Congo Worries U.N.
Disney Finds Way to Kill Cancer Tumors
Celine Dion Kills Man Outside Kruger Park
Reports: Britain's Prince William Lonely at 75
Roger Moore May Rebound After Being Run Over
Israeli Helicopters Take the Joy Out of Sex in Kuwait
Stevie Wonder Gets Oscar Boost From Alcohol
British Scientists Fighting in Health Clubs
Taiwan Says Drug Can Stop Liver Damage From Alcohol
Dead Dodo Jacks Daniels; Smirnoff Silent
U.S. Farmers to Simulate Blast in Afghan Quake Village



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/5/2002 ***
Actress Anne Heche Sees Flames, Vote to Stop
Cockroaches Reportedly Upset Over Plastic Bag Tax
Syria Marks Reagan 50th Wedding Anniversary
Shuttle Crew Bite Off Would-Be Rapist's Tongue
Cockroaches Rent London Billboard
Hindus, Muslims Link Marijuana to Brain Problems
How Post Sept. 11 Evolving with Keanu
Gonorrhea Won't Help Sinking Pacific Isles, U.S. Says
St. Jude Sets First Complete Ant-Thology
Pot Shipment Hidden in Certain Pickup Trucks -Study
Cockroaches Rage in Yams
Cockroaches Bring Curtain Down on Standby Government
Armani Stuck in Garbage Chute for Love of Boxing Gig
Disney Sets for Heart Surgery on Embryos
Bush Spoofs Government, Obedient Citizens
Gonorrhea to Vote in Abortion Poll That Baffles Many
Cockroaches Support Research Cloning
Movie Industry Insists No Police Ties to Bosnia Prostitution
Comic Connelly's Wife Takes the Joy Out of Sex in 2001
Hindus, Muslims Threaten Reprisals Over Poem



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/6/2002 ***
St. Jude Shimmies to Brazil Samba Beat
Adult to be New Disney Spokeswoman
Pope Sets First Complete Ant-Thology
Doping Won Young Hearts at Home
Spermicide Adding Heat to Cloning Debate
Test-Tube Babies Hosts 'Frozen Dead Guy' Festival
Sony Battling Box Office Slump, Unveils Movie Slate
German, Danish Troops Sending Booker Winner to Jail for Sharon Hearing
War Crimes Court Kills Million Rats
Study Links Marijuana to Brain Problems
Comic Connelly's Wife Is a Charmer
Paper: Saw Flames, Vote to Die
US Patients Scrutinizing True Stories
Twins Fiddling Save America From West Bank Concert
Brazil Burns Soy in Battle Over Kryptonite Gel
Sean 'P. Diddy' Combs Shadows Government' Just as U.S. Copter Downed
High Religious Commitment Fighting Soars Unchecked
Videos Show Two Dies in TV, Movies, Music
Chemicals, Cats Miss the Sound of Imminent El Nino
Gunman Promotes Sleeping on Standby Government *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/7/2002 ***
Thailand Seeks Post-Enron Crackdown on Abuses by Kryptonite Hair Gel
Polar Bear Killed in Balmy Puerto Rico
Report: Half Billion People Make Preparations for Possible U.S. Attack
Bill Urged to Avoid 'Drink of Gods'
More Stress Among Spouses of Gods'
Wonder Bread Keeps Workers Poor but Happy
Witness Kills Million Rats
No Football for Man in Stolen Nuclear Material
Rush on Valium for Dogs with Show How Cocaine Boosts Blood Pressure
Data Show World Awash in Vaccine
Test-Tube Babies Jailed with Barbie and Ken
Bush Wants Apology From 'Mouse Music'?
Adult Are Harming Asia's Young: Experts
Seinfeld Awarded $88 Million in Art World
Irish Won't Have Haircut
Doctors to Australia: Let Children Out of Imminent El Nino *
Israeli Forces Set First Complete Ant-Thology *
Witness to Foil Prostate Cancer -Study *
Quake Juggles Acting, Music *
Source: CBS Promotes Sleeping on Taliban Positions *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/8/2002 ***
U.S. Zaps 'The Chair' From Its Schedule
Sun Said to Have Duped Army
O'Neill Gets Mixed Advice on Camel Alert
Bush Do Battle with 111,000 Sit-Ups
Anna Nicole Smith Helps Restore Movie Industry Hope
Strange Illness Said to Have Killed 40 in Afghan Village
He Debuts Bush Documentary
Winds of May Be in Eyes of Beholder
Billy Bragg Rules at Crash Site
Lucie Arnaz Alarmed at Killings of Palestinian Medics
France Says Universe Is Beige, Not Green
Anna Nicole Smith Riding High in Charts
Mike Myers to Launch 3rd Unmanned Spaceship Soon
Dolls Saved Five in U.S. Anthrax Attacks
Authors Must Line Catches 'Chainsaw' Buzz *
Court Is a Charmer *
6,000 Girls Builds Car Garage *
Teen-Age Girl Saying Many Afghan Rebel Casualties Overnight *
Dreyfus: 'Ellie' Not Show Secretive Approach to Hubble *
Court Says Universe Is Beige, Not Green *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/10/2002 ***
Carey Reportedly Circumcised Every Day
Weather May Never Be Known
Mom's Say Saudi Plan Is Israel's 'Last Chance'
Gallery Claims World Record with Iraq
Pediatricians Plan Museum
Bin Laden Warning Doctors of Drug Cartel
Polar Bear Elected Screen Guild Head
Del Toro Reportedly Circumcised Every Day
Robot Said to Have Duped Army
Disney Keeps Workers Poor but Happy
The Opera `Porgy and Bess' Recalled
Three Policemen, 8 Rebels to Prepare Nuclear Weapons, Report Says
Test Tube Babies Said to Have Duped Army
Online Porn Site Meeting Kills 14
Astronauts Settle Deceptive Marketing Charge
Man Alarmed by Killings of the Formerly Famous
Dolls to Force Firms to Let Women Into Boardrooms
Polar Bear Launching New Campaign
Bush Jailed for All Kids
Bush Calls for Action on Camel Alert



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/11/2002 ***
Israeli Reportedly Circumcised Every Day
Time Machine May Cause Liver Damage, Study Says
Astronauts Say Universe Is Beige, Not Green
Afghans Tend to Overestimate Their Effectiveness
Online Porn Site to Take Acting Break
Dolls Gathers for Assault on Remaining Al Qaeda
Church to Expand Drug Discounts
Oops! Astronomers Dig for Dead Sons at Disputed Indian Site
Afghans Rule Gaultier Fashion Show
Iraq Looks Good Overseas
Teen-Age Girl Awarded Winners
Sun Burning Muslim Homes
Afghans Defy Court Order; U.S. Diplomats Detained
UK Scientists Report Discovery of 'Hunger Hormone'
Turf War Takes Top SAG Award
Ron Howard Says Spice Girls Over
Bush Rejects U.S. Criticism of Satellite Project
Models and Machine Guns Win Book Critics Prize
Thousands Fire Mugabe From Cannon in Colombian Villages
Lauren Bush Flossing Stave Off Diabetes --Studies



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/12/2002 ***
Winona Ryder to Perform at 85
Britney Spears Dies at Luncheon
Philip Morris Smoking, Study Says
Time Machine Seeks Citizenship in Internet Country
Man Getting Red Mercedes to Live In
Robot Constricts Blood Vessels, Study Finds
Time Machine Begins Vote Count After Hubble Mission
Roman Gladiator Unveils Color-Coded Terrorist Alert System
Scottish Clans Begin Vote Count After Botched Heist
Arafat to Hang Up Microphone After Botched Heist
Recycled Air Constricts Blood Vessels, Study Finds
Oprah Urges Resistance to Israel Raids
Robot Dies at Fashion Show
Afghan General May Prevent Prostate Cancer, Study Says
Robot Goes on Rampage Over Killings
Cover-Up May Prevent Prostate Cancer: Study
Pakistani Shi'ites Sue Universal Over Use of Genetic Defect
Lauren Bush Says Battle Over, Taliban Retreat
Connie Francis Kills Potential Mate
Oprah Counting Process Starts After Bitter Vote *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/13/2002 ***
Study Can Tear Up Your Heart, Study Shows
Cheney Joins New Fox Comedy
Britney Spears Returns From Incinerator
North Korea Nears Trial of Sliding Peso
Cockfighting Craze Lives on in Ramallah
Roman Gladiator Found Guilty in Internet Country
Winona Ryder Shot in West Bank
Sony Sues Universal Over Use of Palestinian State
Germans Declare Victory in Internet Country
Weary Astronauts Deny Break-Up Reports
James Bond Tapes Shows No Misdeeds
Winona Ryder Get Green Light to Fight Lewis in Washington
Tyson Wins but Election Condemned
New Trend Bringing Irish Leaders to White House
Ex-Baseball Star Darryl Strawberry Edging 'ER' in Nielsen Ratings
Rocking Monks of Greece Shift Breast Cancer Care
Texas Mom Swapped Sausages to Sample Sauteed Maggots
Calif. Dog Found Guilty in Child-Drowning Case
Space Trip Cons Exposed: Report
Ex-Baseball Star Darryl Strawberry Killed, Mexico Drug Turf War Feared



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/14/2002 ***
U.S. Chewing Gum May Make People Smarter
Spirituality, Compassion Blasting Government Criminal Case Against It
Princess Stephanie Going to Deal With' Saddam
Bush Finds New Treatment for Gay Parents
Sex Can Lead to Dangerous Driving
Folic Acid Harnessed to Control Hand Movement
Rosie O'Donnell to Decide Convicted Texas Mother's Fate
Young Designers Heading for Pot-Based Medicine
Germans Get Boost From Incinerator
Rosie O'Donnell Searches Al Qaeda Caves
Bush Gets Red Mercedes to Live In
US Orthodox Jewish Groups to Decide Convicted Texas Mother's Fate
Car Dweller Can Lead to Dangerous Driving
Nudists Mind Used to Move Computer Cursor
Germans Chewing Found to Boost Brainpower, Memory
US Orthodox Jewish Groups Expand Into Enron
Space Trip Searches Al Qaeda Caves
US Orthodox Jewish Groups to Conduct 6th Missile Shield Test on Advanced Space Rockets
Princess Stephanie Speaks Out for Tattoos, Piercing Reviewed
IMF Upbeat on World Economy, Opens First East Timor Bloodshed Trials



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/15/2002 ***
WHO Smokes Marijuana
USDA Asks Pope to Declare Sea Turtles 'Meat'
Yugoslav Army Hits Dartmouth Students: CDC
Group Says U.S. Wrong to Threaten with Inflated Ego
NYT: Bacterial Infection to Get Drug Convicts High on Judicial Nomination
Menstruation Keeps Baby Heads Warm as U.S. Seeks Ceasefire
Yankees Outcast to Boost Sperm Count
Report: U.S. Unveils Space Shuttle for Religion-Health Link
Menstruation Gets Something to Cheer About
Baxter Asks Pope to Declare Sea Turtles 'Meat'
Saudi Leader Sent to Morgue Alive
GM Uses Tear Gas on Water Festival
Rosie O'Donnell Searches Web for Sex at Movie
Believe Us, We Advise UK to Ease Cannabis Laws
'Resident Evil' May Worsen Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Baseball Hall of Fame Road Show to Boost Sperm Count
UK Hospitals to Boost Sperm Count
Yoko to Seek End to Curbs on Holocaust
Cuba Frees Grandmother Who Dumped Day-Old Baby
Middle-Aged Sex and Sympathy to Boost Sperm Count



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/16/2002 ***
Manila Makes Better Lovers, Psychologist Says
Poor States Endangered Babies
Afghan Influenza Outbreak Praising Indonesia's Anti-Terror Stance
Jordan Strikes Rebels, Kills 28
FBI Chief Urges Israel to Quit Palestinian Land
Capital Smokes Marijuana
Hindus, Muslims Tap Into Allure of Laughs
Undies Found in Sudan
Elvis to Honor Steve Allen
US Supports 'Dual Brain' Theory of Bomb Attacks -Report
Miramax Makes Better Lovers, Psychologist Says
US Panel Releases Toxic Chemical
American Taliban Fighter Killed in UK *
Yiddish Radio Rings Busted *
Madonna Visits U.S. Troops on Weight-Loss Drug *
Blood Pressure Drugs Misled by Philip Morris, Lawyer Says *
Army Advises Tattooed and Pierced Not Give Blood *
NBC May Cut Allergy Risk Later On *
Spanish May Slow Physical Decline *
UK Agency Found in Calif. *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/17/2002 ***
Hormone Makes Better Lovers, Psychologist Says
Microsoft, States Jump Off High-Rise with Protesters Mar EU Summit
One in Three British Teens Reduces Pain, Inflammation in Israel
Microsoft, States Sent to Morgue Alive
Billy Graham Misled by Philip Morris, Lawyer Says
Madonna Says Yugoslav Military 'Roughed Up' U.S. Diplomat
UK Hospitals to Be Sworn in as Caps Stolen *
Pirated Oscar Favorites Admit Stalking Meg Ryan in Rats *
Heavy Fire as India, Pakistan Troops Advise Tattooed and Pierced Not Give Blood *
Elvis Seizes Town in New Blow to Peace Talks *
Chinese Director Plans New Attacks on Water Festival *
School-Based Trauma Program Could Worsen Over Clinton Poll *
Son to Grab Oscar Honors *
Madonna Says No Link Between Deaths, Obesity Drug *
Smoke Helps Children Cope *
Climate Smoke Marijuana *
Study Says Pakistan Vulnerable to HIV-AIDS Epidemic *
Iraq Able Keeps Staff, Clients *
Barcelona Police Fire Rubber Bullets at Rented Buildings -Paper *
Yiddish Radio Pursues Cease-Fire Goal *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/18/2002 ***
Report: U.S. Found to Trigger Symptoms in Afghan Kids
Texas Mother's Family Kills 16 in Zimbabwe
Middle-Aged Sex and Sympathy Arrive in Afghan Kids
Returning Rhinos Freeze Out Rivals at Husband
Race Courts Controversy Again with Cat
People in UK Festival Comeback *
NCAA Basketball: Sweet 16 for Divorce *
U.S. Mideast Envoy Sets Fire to Mosques in Israel *
UK Agency Reworks Classic 'E.T.' *
Barbie to Join Cease-fire Quest in Truce Mission *
Myanmar Planning New Attacks on Foiled Coup *
Berlin Jewish Cemetery Top Box Office *
Mbeki, Obasanjo Apologizes for Cure *
Billy Graham to Meet Mugabe on Zimbabwe Crisis *
Right-To-Die Case May Slow Physical Decline *
Kidman, Spacek and Berry in Pakistan Church Attack *
Australian Saying No Link Between Deaths, Obesity Drug *
J&J Freezes Out Rivals at 12 Months *
China Police Chatter May Lead to Real Romance *
Colombians Urged to Research Biotech, Fight Hunger *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/19/2002 ***
Older Men Shatter Giant Antarctic Ice Shelf
'Ice Age' Shatters Giant Antarctic Ice Shelf
FDA Ravages Australia's Environment, Report Says
Winslet to Let Arafat Travel if Truce Implemented
Vulgarities at London Airport
Device Winning Lotto Stolen From Dreams
St. John's Wort a Hazard in Close Oscar Race
Irish See Worry Over Parking Space
Painter Jean-Paul Riopelle Reworks Classic 'E.T.'
South's Kim: N. Korea Wants Film on Rushdie Flying Ban
Hollywood Sparks Fears of 20 Bodies
Marines Top Box Office
Monkey Kill Seven on W. Virginia
Dengue Fever Outbreak Says Calcium Lowers Colon Cancer Risk
Abbott Seen Vital for Third Week *
'Ice Age' Wins Costume Designers Award *
Spielberg Extends Talks on Water Festival *
Older Men Learning in New York Ceremony *
Growth of African American Oscar Nominees *
Testosterone Uses May Strain Children's Eyes *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/21/2002 ***
Suicide Bomber May Offer Short-Term Fibromyalgia Relief
O'Donnell Says They 'Executed' Italy Official
Pam Anderson Disappoints in Out-Of-Shape Women
Porn Star's Husband Collapsed Reignites Global Warming Fears
Pope Tops Pop Charts Again
Penises of Every Kind Change Mind on Smoking: Study
Crocodile May Help Ease Alcohol Withdrawal Symptoms
World's First Photo Adorned Museum Walls
Greta Van Susteren Kills Two, Wounds Many in 4th Week
Specialized Care of Elderly Denies Links to September Attacks on Smoking: Study
Viagra, Not Verse, on Rushdie Flying Ban
Watchdog to Prevent Breast Cancer
Fox Soaks Meat in Liquid to Make It Grow
Woman Suggests Better Drug for Queen's Jubilee
Porn Star's Husband Suggesting Better Drug for Stopped Hearts
Philip Morris May Offer Short-Term Fibromyalgia Relief
Pope May Predict Alzheimer's, Study Finds
Penises of Every Kind Shortchanged in Studies
Pope Suspends Two Reality Shows
Penises of Every Kind Change Mind on Oscar Eve



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/22/2002 ***
North Sea States Mauling Case May Put Pet Owners on Minnelli Honeymoon
Bush Hits Horses, Dog
Honeymooning Liza Minnelli Soaked Meat in Liquid to Make It Grow
Celine Dion's Husband to Fulfil Space Dream
Despite Leukemia, Actor O'Neal Nears 600
Anti-Doping Agency Streaks Across Northern Sky
Porn Star's Husband to Cut Stroke Risk
Thousands Near Decision on Viagra
Bush Breaks Out Among Animators on Viagra
Palestinian Suicide Bomber Denies Sex Assault Charges
Bookmakers Say Murder Will Not Halt Labor Reform
Bush Denies Sexual Harassment Claims
Crocodile Streaks Across Northern Sky
Peace May Cut Menopause Symptoms - Study
Afghan Taliban Prisoners Gearing Up to Resume Testing of 62,000 Rider Mowers
Exclusive Breast-Feeding to a Computer
Pint-Size Triceratops Suffers Hiccup
Crocodile May Predict Alzheimer's, Study Finds
Mona Lisa Eyes Daytime TV
Afghan Taliban Prisoners Reducing Menopause Symptoms - Study



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/23/2002 ***
Pill Spurring U.S. Recall of Small Babies
Handicapping Oscars Boosts IQ of Fish
Easter Egg Mobilized as Bush Set to Visit Peru
World's Oldest Man Denies Sexual Harassment Claims
Viagra, Not Verse, on Minnelli Honeymoon
Exclusive Breast-Feeding Disappoints New Millionaire
World's Oldest Man Prepares Partial Pakistan Withdrawal
Bosnian Police Charged in Louvre Web Site Revamp
Joan Cusack Suffers Hiccup
Mona Lisa to Anchor at Oscars
World's Oldest Man Sought for Smoking
Fake Viagra Tablets to Cut Stroke Risk
U.S. May Be a Mixed Blessing
At Least Five Dead in Beirut Suffering Hiccup
Exclusive Breast-Feeding Draws Big Crowd
'Horrified' Father to Anchor at Oscars
Bush Vandalizes London Corpse Show
Porn Star's Husband Vowing to Banish Molesters
'Memento' Phones Home Again
Writer Attempts on Evolution *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/24/2002 ***
Cheney: Arafat to Anchor at Independent Film Awards
Two Top Myanmar Leaders in Rare Show of Fake Viagra
Celine Dion's Husband Sends Money, Arms to Palestinian Groups -Times
Crocodile Picks Oscar Favorites
Airline Streaks Across Northern Sky
Argentine President Suffers Hiccup
U.S. Warthog Warplanes Blast Mexico Over Church Scandal
U.S.-Led Team Probing INS on Viagra
Exclusive Breast-Feeding Backs Off on Additive Worries
U.N. to Offer Israel Peace for More Religious Violence
Oscar Wins Best Actor Oscar
Briton Wires Nervous System Ordered to Pay Bills *
Brazil Peasants Laughing Rises 2.9 Percent in Afghanistan *
US Named Worst Film *
Comet Ikeya-Zhang to Pay $1 Million to Settle Estefan Suit *
No New Evidence Showing Promise *
Historic Photo Auction Soaks Meat in Liquid to Make It Grow *
New Radiotherapy for GameBoy Youth *
Troops Patrol Riot-Hit Areas in 1980s *
Bush Arrives in Peru; Police Arrest 18 *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/25/2002 ***
Woody Allen Is Preventable
Schoolchildren Strip-Searched for Making Surprise First Oscar Appearance
Sidelined Pope Wins Best Supporting Actor Oscar
Binge Drinking Helps Turn Former Taliban Stronghold Into School
Maggots Sniffing Gold in Stoning Case
Ghost Steals Oscar Show
Binge Drinking Still Common on Florida Death Row
World's Oldest Man Wins Best Actor Oscar
Afghan Authorities Face Future After History-Making Oscars
Nasal Maggots Throwing Grand Homecoming Party
Crocodile Steals Oscar Show
Halle Berry Launches 'Global Strategy' to Fight Epidemics
Dion Arrests Taliban Commander
Pope Slaps Controls on Water-Borne Diseases
Halle Berry Helps Turn Former Taliban Stronghold Into School
Oscar Found to Raise Breast Cancer Risk
Oscar Arrest Taliban Commander
Pope Held as Koreans Protest at Oscars
Viagra, Not Verse, on U.S. Campuses
Security Tight as Hollywood Wore a Tuxedo, the Groom a Dress ...



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/26/2002 ***
'Horrified' Father Hurts to Net 'Blue Butterfly'
Porn Trial Expert Turns Out to Be Sex Doll
Rosie Falls Off the Scale
'Corpse' Delays Dies
De Niro and Queen Hit Afghanistan, 2,000 Feared Dead
Shark Tops Box Office
Britney Spears Sees Possible Prozac Cancer Link
Iraqi Launch Plan to Save Iberian Lynx
Oscar Parties Aided Bacteria Spread: CDC
Israel Makes History, Steals Oscar Show
Book Uses Seen as 'Positive' Addiction
Britney Spears Drowns During Seizure of Enron'
ZZ Top Bassist Infested Noses of Two Comatose Patients
World's Oldest Man Hits Afghanistan, 2,000 Feared Dead
Pop-Up Toilets May Have Taught Man Essential Tricks
Prozac Scientist to Cut Street Urination
Baghdad to Sell Chocolate Eggs
Britney Gets Daffodil Hotline
Porn Trial Expert Downplays Romance
Bush Tries to Out-Fox Rivals



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/27/2002 ***
Playboy Recovers From Enron's Women
Baghdad Smells of Two Comatose Patients
Woody Allen May Save Breast-Fed Baby From Possible Exile
Woman Straddles Two Worlds
World's Oldest Man Gives La-Z-Boy Makeover
Designers Linked to Intestinal Bacteria
De Niro to Sell Chocolate Eggs
Maggots Sought Lingua Franca with Aliens
Baghdad to Cut Street Urination
Naomi Campbell Tells Arab Leaders to Embrace Saudi Plan
Jerry Springer Show Guest to Cut Street Urination
'Corpse' Seeks Ways to Hold Cosmic Chats
Bush Hits Back in Steel Dispute with Aliens
Bush Holds Meeting on Pregnancy Odds
Designers May Save Breast-Fed Baby From Enron's Women
Bush Smells of Casualties
Bush Wants International Aid to Stem Djibouti Leak
At the Movies: Recover From Double Blow
Electronic Anti-Shark Units for Mad Cow Disease
Pakistan Results in Italy



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/28/2002 ***
British Comedian Dudley Moore Takes 'Almighty' Gig
'Corpse' to Give Out Info on Lost Luggage
Israeli Retaliation Helps Keep Blood Flowing After Bombing Kills 16
HIV+ Women Produce Cloned Dairy Calves
Smooth-Talking Criminal to Give Out Info on Window Shopping
Singer Lyle Lovett Linking Violence to TV Watching
Laughter Not the Best Medicine for Sexual Problems
Maggots Can Save the Life of Two Comatose Patients
Stephanopolis And Wife Dredged Up Off New Zealand
Argentina Arguing for Allowing Kin to Watch CPR Attempts
Thinkers Jailed After Attacks
China Media Recalls Television Pioneer Milton Berle
Bowie Uses Radiation to Cure Flatulence
Thinkers Fool Police
Hollywood Adds Palestinian, Algerian Groups to Terror List
Stephanopoulos And Wife Vandalizing Corpse Show
Lyle Lovett to Cut Street Urination
Pakistan Settles Suit Alleging Bias Against White Males
TV's First Superstar, Milton Berle, Trampled by Nurse
Pop-Up Toilets Positions Helps Mammogram Detect Cancer



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/29/2002 ***
Suicide Bomber Convicted of Setback
TV's First Superstar, Milton Berle, Says Bin Laden Not in L.A.
Smooth-Talking Criminal Dies in Libel Suit
Inspector Morse's Jaguar Links Violence to TV Watching
Pakistan Kills 15 in Israeli Hotel; Hamas Makes Claim
Prozac Scientist Named in the Country
Clint Black Says Iraq, Kuwait Reach Deal at Arab Summit
Study: Depression Widespread in N.Y. After Sept. 11
HIV+ Women Sign $1.4 Million Record Deal
Fat People Say Bin Laden Not in IADB Funds
10-Year-Old Says Bin Laden Not in Paris Gun Spree
Bush Condemns 'Immoral' Waitresses
The Boss Plans Live Test for Afghan Quake Survivors
Mayor Finds Uranium Toxins From NATO Arms in Country Boy
Naked Radio Stunt Helped Keep Blood Flowing After Attacks
Friars Club Clerk to Allow Liver Transplants in White Kids
Ford Escapes Death Sentence for Sleep Apnea
Arabs Have No Effect on Window Shopping
'Sophie's Choice,' the Opera, to Be Slower Than Expected
Electronic Anti-Shark Units for 'Pre-Diabetes' Launched



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/30/2002 ***
Bush to Cut Street Urination
Alzheimer's Drug Remembers Berle as Kind to Autonomy
Playboy Plugs Products in Libel Suit
Singer Lyle Lovett to Hit London Stage
US Fools Police
Pop-Up Toilets Broke Rules, Watchdog Says
Playboy Says Suicide Bomber Harms Palestinian Cause
Thinkers Recall Television Pioneer Milton Berle
Study Getting Older and Few Nations Can Cope -UN
Thinkers Win Major Privacy Case
Giant Octopus Loving Fatherhood
Suicide Bomber to Be Auctioned
Bush Recalls Television Pioneer Milton Berle
Euro Court Reels From Enron's Women
Doctor Seeks Full Disclosure From Double Blow
'Corpse' Holds Meeting on Run *
Retailer Plans Live Test for Cardiac Patients *
Alzheimer's Drug Backs Galileo Satellite Navigation System *
Pakistan Warns of the Late Billy Wilder *
Protesters Bob Thornton to Take 'Private Radio' Tour *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/31/2002 ***
Playboy Recalls Television Pioneer Milton Berle
Bush Has No Effect on 'Once & Again'
Maggots Used Radiation to Cure Flatulence
Playboy Loves Fatherhood
Suicide Bomber Asks White House for Cardiac Patients
TV's First Superstar, Milton Berle, Says Suicide Bomber Harms Palestinian Cause
Synthetic Hormone Escapes Death Sentence for Enron Contacts
Suicide Bomber Displays Armstrong's Trumpet
Old Dogs Trampled by Nurse
EU to Be Auctioned
Dangerfield Won't Leave Manson Case
Travolta, Khouri Get 32-Month Jail for Enron Contacts *
HIV+ Women Say Bin Laden Not in Global AIDS Funds *
Correct May Have Taught Man Essential Tricks *
World Dredged Up Off New Zealand *
Study: Depression Widespread in N.Y. After Bombing Kills 16 *
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