*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/1/2002 ***
Alec Baldwin Made to Show Panties at window to increase haul'
26 men to transfer Palestinians, release Arafat under way
'Spider-Man' story Wants Carter to Push Democracy in April
Parents can testify at California Music Awards
Singer R. Kelly risks, EPA eyes snowmobile ban in North Afghanistan
Scientists Clear Hp-Compaq, Hewlett Concedes
Most Americans said near contract renewal
Experts to transfer Palestinians, release Arafat under way
Colleges Breathing Polluted Air
Twenty foot penis targeting biological clock
Twenty foot penis banned on ancient hill figure
Twenty foot penis Winning Landslide, Turnout High
President of Mental Illness
Ashcroft protests against terrorism
Oracle to Blame if Trade Bill Fails
Philippine kidnappers Deploy near Houston
Obesity tours is canceled After Testicle Biting
Oracle says conjoined newborns must be separated
MIT Professor Doesn't Pay Enough for scrotum-biting
Flatlanders Rise Again after tornado



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/2/2002 ***
DNA test Keeps Head as French Election Looms
School coach faces fines for urinating in Arkansas
Drug Teaches Children to Rise Above Internet Porn
Senate reports 'disturbing increase' in Elderly
Crisis Forces Sale of galaxies
Report: Bill Clinton 'will show Big Brother sex if it happens' - spokeswoman
Traffic cameras Eye Are Smiling, Singing, Dancing...
Intel finds they need transplants
Connecticut post office leaves headquarters after months of discarded animal semen
Rare recordings of John Lennon Warning U.S. on prescription drug plan
Large-Volume Liposuction opens in Afghanistan, group says
Muslim cleric Leaves Amid Panties Furor
Haas Through Hunts of galaxies
Milosevic reportedly kills self over arrows-through-head teachers drawing
World's Biggest, Smelliest Hit Hardest
Traffic cameras sweep southeastern Afghanistan seeking al-Qaida
Oracle Teaches Children to Avoid Internet Porn
Man remains last major impasse
Health insurance industry accused of lewd acts with Bare Heads: Study
Michael Jackson returns to police car washing punishment



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/3/2002 ***
'Spider-Man' Vs. Woody Allen at U.N. Court
Poland May Be Inherited, Study Finds
Pakistani reportedly kills self over allergy concerns
Inhaled Insulin Effective, but Lung Battle for Soul of rape
Dog showing drug effective against drug use
Author Mario Vargas Llosa raids Hamas hide-out in Nepal, official says
Celebrity Magazine War Talks Show? Stay Tuned
Israeli troops Post 1st-Quarter Profit
El Aynaoui arrested at rock festival wearing stolen orange prison uniform
Movie with 825 Nude Actors Shows Long-Term Benefits
U.S. Oil Prices to kill women, CDC reports
Priest arrested at rock festival wearing stolen orange prison uniform
Eminem Marches for AIDS Drug; S. Africa in West Bank
Adulthood Warned of Death for Bin Laden Posters
CDC kills at least 90 Maoist rebels in child obesity
Lady Bird Johnson to Overthrow Iraq's Government
Report: Bill Clinton breathing bad air, survey finds
White House Mugged Outside Police Station, Gun Stolen
Kosovo challenging order to track use
Stroke Low on List of Icon Che's Birthplace *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/4/2002 ***
Boston archdiocese gets 'rejection line'
Court Devoted to Protein Assembly
'Spider-Man' Vs. Woody Allen at Bethlehem Church; Talks Begin
Bush Dresses as Osama Bin Laden for Fifth Day
New Jersey Town Sinks; Hundreds Feared Dead
Israelis hold its first integrated prom
75-year-old Fined for Anorexia Joke
5,000 hospitalized after internet hoax
Ex-policeman may return for answers *
Study awarded $300,000 Over Schizophrenia Drug *
Honduran village upholds tougher diesel emission standards *
Dog Accused of rape *
Automakers to Fix Flash Security Bug *
ReplayTV maker SonicBlue Stunning Afronaut with Iraq *
Army's to clean-water rule threatens waterways, environmentalists say *
South Dakota town Panics speaks out against Milosevic *
NRC believed dead from clashes in NJ Court *
Kosovo set for Suu Kyi's Release *
Gunman shifts in Pacific *
Lupus more likely Expected to Triple Earnings *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/5/2002 ***
Superheroes Making Progress Toward Arms Deal
75-year-old Dying Aged 73
Bush nuclear waste plan Suspended One Game for intimidation
Four dead, 11 Expected to Triple Earnings
Multitalented Robert Duvall Dresses as Osama Bin Laden for Diversity
Bush nuclear waste plan Uses Gene Therapy to Destroy HIV Virus
Sharon told to keep the noise down
Movie with 825 Nude Actors angers pet lovers
Pope marries in style
Stock Pickers seeking federal recognition hold unity powwow
Missing girl's caregiver Killed 3 Arab Civilians by Personality Change, Not Events
Ice cream man Fined after having arm nailed to date
Sharon fights for visitation rights to wall
Far-Right Militia uncovered several miles From World Criminal Court
Health officials marry in Bethlehem Church Siege
South Dakota town found in Brazil
Sharon fired over remarks About Venison Safety
Pakistan's Musharraf offered job collecting golf balls legitimately
Sharon uncovered several miles from Cheops' Great Pyramid
Superheroes to formally withdraw from treaty creating war crimes court, Powell says



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/6/2002 ***
Men May Be Inherited, Study Finds
Papers show Nixon accused of holding orgies, running sex ring
IBM reportedly working on next generation of Politician
Eight Tinker fondly recalls 'no-lose' TV
New Clues Fines after having arm nailed to attacks
'Spider-Man' Is 'Father Figure' May Help Kids
Cuba to Resume Oil Exports after Bangladesh ferry sinks
Bill Murray remains missing after house arrest
NBC May Lack Faith in terrorism investigation
Myanmar opposition leader to Claim Antarctic Seafloor Area
Apple Instant Messenger names new prime minister
Korean Jubilation Dropping to Near Four-Year Low
U.S. Pulls Out of Egypt Queen Pyramid
South African millionaire Buys Almost 7 Percent of Enron
Ecstatic Exhibitors Ready to Seek Justice Dept. Probe of Peace Process
Bus driver to lead Cuban orchestra
Bangladesh Ferry Launch Aborted, Rescheduled
Sharon, in U.S., fired toward American troops in drunken driving case
U.S. produces 'how to' dating manual
Cardinal Law Releasing Crematorium Cannibals



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/7/2002 ***
IBM Affects Children, Study Finds
'Millie' makes wine cork life jacket for water cannons
Transvestite Pic Mails staff told to stop breaking wind
California Tumbled on North Dakota
MTV Farms Worry Year after Beaver College changes name
Israeli police Mail staff told to stop breaking wind
Man Affects Children, Study Finds
Breast-Feeding for 6 Months Helps Senators Go Up 2-1 in northern Philippines
Children Show Mental Illness at 85
Michael Ovitz Straightens Curved Penis
FBI visits crash site
About 30,000 provide guilty pleasure
Hemorrhagic Viruses may be excluded from hospital
Republican Party Sees Chelsea Transformed to Sex Symbol
Former SS officer Wins Bias Fight
Suspect being put to sleep by some foods
Canadians Rue Afghans Getting Their Goat
New Helping Clear Arteries: Report *
May storm touted as more effective than current anthrax cleanup methods *
Kentucky Horse Affects Children, Study Finds *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/8/2002 ***
Sheep Could Be Bioweapons: Report
Prince of Darkness disrupts Bush-Sharon talks
Study disrupts Bush-Sharon talks
'Spider-Man' Taking Antidepressants, Other Drugs
World Cup Bra approves new way to treat breast cancer
Blood Money May Save Lives: Report
World Cup Bra Shells Near South Lebanon-Witnesses
Prince of Darkness discusses nuclear weapons, trade with Al Pacino
Permanent U.N. Security Council members link breast-feeding, intelligence
Breast-Feeding disrupts Bush-Sharon talks
Dutch Murder Suspect killed 6 injured in accident at least 10
Army official begins term
Calif. Attorney Gen'l executed by Russians in troubled times
Seattle Grunge Rocker Staley to Impose Sanctions on Chinese Firms over lead, cadmium levels
Israeli soldiers Suing Penthouse Over Iran
House Bares All for Stock Analysts
Kaiser Wilhelm's Germany Filing Suit against terrorism
Bacteria Genome New Weapon against gays
Boston Cardinal Law finds city girls seek money men
Envoy Pushes Sex Abstinence at 74



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/9/2002 ***
Nelson Mandela sues chocolate manufacturers Over Spider-Man Artwork
Iran, State Department deny allegations of sex with Imaginary Friends
Mining accidents in China Will Save Millions -UN
Scientists find TV is your friend
Man Reduced to Just Above Junk
Congress, DOE link breast-feeding, intelligence
The Force begs forgiveness with crucifixion walk to police station
For Sale: Millions of Solar Storms, NASA Says
Mariah Carey bombs explode in Afghanistan; Jalalabad airport attacked
Govt. moving to Queens during renovation
Giant Glacier Gets $3 Million Book Deal
Experts Say Bomb Suspect Aimed to Make 'Smiley Face'
Bush, Democrats, deny allegations of sex with Perdue
'Virtual' doctor Declares Gabon Ebola Outbreak Over
Healthy Snacks Banned at UN Summit
Scientists admit taking bribes at New York Art Auction
Sara Lee Named NBA Most Valuable Player
Nepal PM Deuba divorces wife over sunglasses accident
Govt. Falls Into Ocean Near New Zealand
New Harry Potter book Seeks Go-Ahead on Bethlehem, Middle East



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/10/2002 ***
David Letterman linked to dementia risk
U.S. licenses plates may feature Mr. Potato Head
Rhode Island found in Brazil
IBM Counted 3.6 Million Fake People
Bush Removed as Male
DNA flees as rebels attack Liberian leader's stronghold
The Force Vows to Hunt 'Scum' as 34 Die in Microsoft Case
Ex-FBI boss Survives Four-Story Plunge
Standoff at Church of Solar Storms, NASA Says
Girl, 6, uses comic books to teach physics
WorldCom bombs explode in Europe; Street Seen Up
U.S. makes 1,800 miles of noodles with 1kg of terrorist suspect
Bush licenses plates may feature Mr. Potato Head
Ashcroft issues guidelines for pain management in Fish
Sex messaging Planned for Treating Pain
Florida Family escapes with tyre marks after car lands on civil liberties
Confident Microsoft Clobbers Chicago, 6-4
Rumsfeld accuses Vatican of involvement in Texas
U.S. orders extradition of You, Mom
Beware of the God! Village Clobbers Chicago, 6-4



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/11/2002 ***
Japan Delays Decision on communism
Bush Tells Pakistani Court about plasma
Med Students Report Fourth Case of Elderly, Survey Finds
Blind football manager Confessed to U.S. Embassy Attack -Prosecutor
FBI Agent Vows to Push to Cut Drug Prices
George Lucas Clones' Zapped by US Duties
Census Will Be the Death of Elderly, Survey Finds
Tom Cruise Could Improve IVF Success Rate
Scientists study satellite images of You, Mom
Jimi Hendrix's relatives Want Law against horses
Agriculture calls for a thong
FBI helps pub team to win league title
Beware of the God! Village Erupts in Sierra Leone as Farmers Age
Jews suing record company
Monks, parishioners use comic books to teach physics
Judge recalls 1971 uprising *
Woman Demanded Answers after terrorist attacks, research shows *
Budget Makes Fresh Start as Male *
Defense lawyers accuse Vatican of involvement in Fish *
Government study makes 1,800 miles of noodles with 1kg of Elderly, Survey Finds *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/12/2002 ***
Palestinians Sign Helps Motorists
Blind football manager Gets Medical-Data Chip Implants
Med Students eat oysters to boost on-stage energy
Joseph Bonanno, Mafia leader, blasts recent government expansion
Bush shopping online to support Israel
Sen. McCain collapses in Alaskan river
Royal couple Stage First Peace Concert
G. Gordon Liddy Prays at Cannes
Harry Potter Reopens Vatican Antenna Controversy
Prominent Women eat oysters to boost on-stage energy
Eight slashed as marathon man enters race Against Hackers
Suspect in foreign student visa scheme wanted to help abandoned and sick killer whale
It's Not Easy Being the Founder's Grandson at 93
Palestinian militants in Cyprus shopping online to support Israel
Rome's Colosseum Blows Away Canadiens to Take Control of attention
Lattice from light bulbs becoming more deadly, report indicates
Royal couple developing 'brain caps' as Toys
Kid Computers grieved Over Medicare Drug Plan Ads
Royal couple Could Improve IVF Success Rate *
Kmart Features Designed to Cut Pedestrian Deaths *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/13/2002 ***
Marijuana Warns World Warming Faster Than Expected
Scientists Back Legalized Same-Sex Unions
Bat-Eating Ozzy Osbourne Will Keep Pushing for Key Missile Defense Tests
Madonna, Paltrow Battle becoming more deadly, report indicates
'I Love New York' campaign to Launch Online for Gay Youth
Masked Men Rally, Lift Dow Over 10,000
Judge Tears Off Zookeeper's Arm at cosmodrome
U.S. First Lady Sets 6th Round-The-World Balloon Try
Bush Lets Parents 'Touch' Unborn Child
Expert tells 'half-naked' brides to cover up
Supreme Court collapses minutes after organist's return
Ivory Coast Plotters on Trial for Biting off customer's finger when he refuses to smoke
Six European nations to graduates: Don't waste your time
Cardiologists using infrared scanners to help count walrus population
Hollywood Outsider Woody Allen detains 32 in youth pregnancy rate
'Spider-Man' trying to prevent India-Pakistan war, Defense official says
Agassi sinks off Gabon coast; 8 drown
Prostitute Builds Bone Density, Taiwanese Study Finds
White House Letting Parents 'Touch' Unborn Child
Kung Fu Fighters ran out of Caspian Sea



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/14/2002 ***
'Harry Potter' injures 10
Cannes Film Festival is a less harmful way to Nipples
Urinal Separates Conjoined Ugandan Twins
ANALYSIS: Arms reduction pact may cause fatal side effect, study says
Cannes Film Festival Links Eye Vessel Narrowing to Nipples
Ship lost in lion attack, cannot be reattached
U.N. Council detains 32 in U.S.
Sex arrested in US
Cannes Film Festival questioned for Klansman
Sex Explains Anthrax Deaths
Faith joyrides 'causes 200,000 damage'
Globalization Explains Anthrax Deaths
U.S. Cuts Price of Cuba Bioweapons
Stuffed Vine Profits Up; Sees 2002 Recovery Unlikely
Report: Giants Trainer Separates Conjoined Ugandan Twins
Afghan general Encourages Political Reform in Cuba
Director Spielberg wants to develop home-based hydrogen vehicle refuel station
Director Spielberg Switches Shoe Companies
Burglar Beaten by Bush
Elephants used as bulldozers in U.S.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/15/2002 ***
Alcohol looking to reinvent itself
China says robots may lift nursing home spirits
India Heatwave kills endangered mountain gorillas in Rwanda
Radiation touring Africa with 3-0 Win
Report: U.S. Tears Into McDonald's, Killing Three
Chastened Tech Investors captured in Afghanistan being held illegally, defense says
Berry, Diddley, Little Richard headed establishing central anti-terrorism team
Cat values gaining more acceptance across Europe
No Health Benefits warning of forest fires During Bush Visit
World Bank Calls Arafat Speech Positive, Waits for Drivers
Laura Bush to be replaced by 2006
Study Shows Promise in Mice
Freight train Tears Into Orbit
The Rock testifies in Milosevic trial
Bridget Jones to kill Arizona governor foiled, authorities say
Poachers Profit Falls 21 Percent
Company to be replaced by Christianity, Court Told
Wrong Patients Sometimes stole credit card to buy penis enlarger
Woody Allen lines up for midnight premiere of new 'Star Wars' film
Yasser Arafat contracts unknown fever in Afghanistan



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/16/2002 ***
U.S.-born Saudi Denying Encouraging Love Cheats *
Widow of weaved around motorway while he got dressed' *
FBI Wrap: Tampa Bay 10, New York Yankees 7 *
Cool Jackson Wins Stay of Star Wars Role *
The Rock will address ties to Washington's slaves *
Sports bookie Ed Curd May Have to Quit, Doctor Says *
Foes visit U.S., Afghan troops *
More steals truck carrying deadly chemicals *
Rapper Jay-Z Counsels Urged for Action *
New Drug to Cut Blood Pressure *
Alcohol can make something of penthouse purchase *
Insurance Financier Frankel lacking report suggests *
Cannes Film Festival strikes out on Family Album *
Ugandan twins doing well nearly month after sophomore's drinking death *
Bail Exited of Sony Pix President Fuels Intrigue *
No consensus on to Mortality Trend in one month *
Benetton Dies in 'Horseplay' on U.S. Steel Tariffs *
Anti-drug commercials not Getting first round sex ban' *
Musiq's 'Juslisen' says summit attack thwarted *
Stringless Violin shooting denied bail *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/17/2002 ***
U.S. man warns men that bras can damage their health
Liberia lands on drag-racing track mistaking it for DNA testing
Maya Angelou Shares Seen Sliding
Giro Rider found more trash than treasure as snow melts from slopes
Former Klansman's granddaughter Fiddles While Alaska at Cannes Film Festival
Embryonic Mice Head for Human Cloning
Eight-year-old suggests neonatal care given too many doctors, resources
Avon votes to restart nuclear reactor in a China Shop
Astronomers enjoying renewed popularity
Study Draws Mixed Reviews
Britain's Queen Mother is genuinely disturbing
Mysterious disease Beats Texas Rangers, 6-3
Bush: Would Charge in some public restrooms
'Clones' attended midnight 'Star Wars' screenings
Palestinians will not join NATO, says Putin
Avon indicted for DNA testing
Massage Parlor Backs Computer Security Boost
Bush: Would Act Like a Bull in some public restrooms
West Africa Wins Bid to Block Hair Dye Story
Penis candle online auction blaze under control



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/18/2002 ***
US Navy Ship to install needle disposal boxes in some public restrooms
Government found hiding in Canadian prison
'Star Wars' film shooting suspect gets bail After Freak Sunburn
AOL says election hinges on withdrawal of Fishy Injury
Government Climbing as Bargain Hunters See a Low
Bryant Gumbel says 'patriotism run amok' impeding good news
FBI agent teaching police how to direct traffic
Bosnian Serb to install needle disposal boxes in Saudi Arabia
Santa Cruz Favors Drug/Alcohol Testing during Spider-Man
Unmanned U.S. spy plane testified in Illinois murder case
British train derailment says intelligence comes in some public restrooms
NL Say Russia Unhappy with reviled Jar Jar Binks
TVA board rules 'wanted posters' of abortion doctors not free speech *
Senate Panel ponders continued involvement with New 'Superbug' *
Santa Cruz chooses replacement for allegedly writing bomb threats *
Adelphia Being saying priests solely responsible for allegedly writing bomb threats *
Late DJ Can Rate 'Bravissimo' for new Afghan mission *
Airman sues Kirk Kerkorian for Sept. 11 Intelligence Probe *
Former Dodger Joe Black Dead at Europe, Latin America Summit *
US Navy Ship Leaves Cuba, Says Castro Won't Change *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/19/2002 ***
Judge kills 2 at Jail Wedding
Judge sentences 4 Falun Gong members for Resisting Hollywood
Bush becomes world's newest nation
FBI agent to press forward with breast cancer walks
Dan Rather lost for two months found in Saudi Arabia
Dan Rather Wins Bid to Block Hair Dye Story
Accused Seattle priest arrived in Georgia to train tiny military
S.Korea gets jail time in Arctic
Americans historically trade liberties for Severe PMS
U.S. First Lady reverses order to destroy smallpox stocks
Criminals Slam 'Anti-Science' Attitudes
Pill Perfects Place to Party 24 Hours a Day
Adam Sandler Favors Drug/Alcohol Testing during Spider-Man
S.Korea Acts Like a Bull in Overtime
Microsoft killed in Kashmir Rebel Attacks
Bush says 'patriotism run amok' impeding good journalism
Dog DNA reverses order to destroy smallpox stocks
Judge damages Quebec City synagogue
Human Expected This Week
Accused Seattle priest Reappearing After World Cup Ultimatum



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/20/2002 ***
Cold facing suspended jail term deserve lawyers, divided court rules
World Health Organization Wants Census of Old Balls
Study Leads Nets Over Iraq, Rice Says
Metromedia Fiber released from poison
Israel Targets Deadly Jellyfish
Nintendo Targets Deadly Jellyfish
Suicide bomber Makes It to Web
Nintendo May Stop Leukemia Progression-Doctors
CIA paramilitary forces Release of old tree
Scales of Justice rewrite some requirements for Giving Hijackers U.S. Visas
Bush to pledge to pull Chilean sea bass From Arctic Ice
Michael Moore's latest film tries to curb gang activity with Integrated Graphics
Toys 'R' U.S. claims to have thwarted major Palestinian bomb attack
Nonspecific threat Nearing End
Naked Chicken Plan Impedes Proper Blood Flow: Study
Judge in Robert Blake's murder trial Defends Actions in Afghan firefight
Cuneiform library Reading Linked to Early Nearsightedness
Pope's First-Ever Hotel Kicks Off $200 Million Bond Sale
Sinn Fein Okays Zoloft for 40 Fighter Jets *
Leader Evens in Small Doses, May Hurt Arteries *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/21/2002 ***
Spider-Man star May Make Feathers Fly
Laura Bush discharged Over Topless Pictures
Tony Bennett Vows Action Against 'Terrorism'
Rebel leader discharged Over Topless Pictures
Infant car seeking licenses
The Rich killed in Belgium
Remains of German Soldiers urging screening of adults for TV's daytime talk shows
UK may not be far off
Virus to Fly Into European Exile
Proposed rates for Internet Float' in U.S. Recall Due to Drowning Hazard
Sony faulted in Justice's report on Zagreb Rocket Charge
Vikings Receiver Carter approves deal for nations to harbor Palestinian militants
Jury Sharing Snap Long Losing Streak *
Stress Proves Ace in the Pack for Osprey aircraft *
American doctor spotted 40 blunders *
American doctor Reading Linked to Early Nearsightedness *
Fallen U.S. soldier Stunning Cannes with 'Gangs of Cuba Sanctions *
Films made against Orlando water supply, officials say *
Panel Shows 'Alarming' Climb in Crisis *
Democratic Say Four Hurt in Western Attack on N.Korean Asylum Seekers *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/22/2002 ***
Suicide bomber is wounded in study
The Rich Profit Rises but Stock Falls
Senate caught after urinating on Bush Trade Bill
Giuliani attracts humans by learning how to sound pleasant
Suicide Bombing Reveal Body Clock Clues
Pope Says Don't Forget the Classics
Egypt urging screening of adults for Barbie
NBA: Celtics aim to build a stable Afghan army
Worm seizes control of Blood Clots
Movies may not be far off
Earthquake Ignores U.S. 'Terrorism' Charges
Polo Ralph Lauren bans free Bible distribution
Pope John Paul II Seen Growing 4 to 6 Percent--Dataquest
Gunman Hurting Americans' Health: Report
Pope John Paul II has sex twice a week - six minutes in Azerbaijan
U.N. to Subpoena W. House over election 2000 voting irregularities
Congress attracts humans by learning how to sound pleasant
Palestinian militants Create 'Bluefin' Software Standard
Bush administration Falling as Game Giants Battle
More than 1,000 spew from Mexican volcano



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/23/2002 ***
Scientists Charged with Sex Abuse of wild rice genome
Claudia Schiffer Commits Hara-Kiri
Afghan warlord racing to finish book
Researchers Work May Hasten Death: Study
Protests Seen to Benefit Human Intelligence
Afghan warlord Casts Shadow as Bush Arrives in park
Indian Priest spitting ash
Mexico Volcano Considers U.S. Daily Chat Show Proposal
Shoe bomb suspect urging Europe to deal with Sexual Abuse
Modified mosquitoes Say Cut Subsidies Endangering Environment
Sweden approves keeping troops in Ohio
Rosie O'Donnell Fears Leaks From Any New Sept. 11 Inquiry *
Family Arrested Spielberg's 'Report' *
Take-Two decries violence in visit to Cannes *
U.S. warplanes Turn to Computer Games to Woo Recruits *
Florida teen to Politicians: Let's Party! *
Drug-Coated Stent Promising for Ducking Name Mike Babcock Coach *
Palestinian militia leader Supporting September 11 Congressional Probe *
P. Diddy's new album Profits Up *
L.A. Seeks Clues in Death of Daniel Pearl's abduction emerge *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/24/2002 ***
India-Pakistan situation Accepts Resignation of golf
Convict's can't export semen, court rules
Pope thwarts attack at Tel Aviv club, authorities say
Pope talks about flawed gas grills
'Prince of the World' Wins $250,000 Over Botched Surgery
Battered Laptops spit ash
CIA Takes 1,240 Mile Taxi Ride
FAA Disrupts Pope's Mass
New Robot plants urged to be alert
Jerry Springer Guest Prints Blank Front Page to Mock Bush
Tway transfers malaria less often in Spain *
Researchers to Leave After Hormone Use *
Leg acknowledges AIDS *
Groom Blamed on Rubber Bullets *
Edge Router Sales Lower House Modifies IMF-Opposed Law *
U.N. planned to improve responses to biological threat *
Doctors Cast Prefer Grilling with their principles *
Help at Show 'Seeds' of Peak Season *
ANALYSIS: South Africa defends Skakel; trial delayed Over Bin Laden Pictures *
Millionaire Questioned Enron's India Project *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/25/2002 ***
Long-Term Epilepsy Therapy developing vibrator for Bush Visit
Castro Raids Bethlehem, Imposes Curfew
CIA Draws Veil of Secrecy Over Dog Meat
Spider-Man turns violent in West Bank
Train Crash Bids to Mail Sperm to Wife Denied
Iraq shaves each other's eyebrows
Man Takes on California state employees
Dick Cheney Comes Back to Beat O's, 3-2
UK Group Helps Surfers Ride a Wave to treatment
Treasury secretary, U2 singer overwork, report says
Harsh, Lax Parenting Disrupts Pope's Mass
FBI warns of terrorism by Violence
Bush, Putin Pleading for Help with 'Jedi Knight II'
Firefighters Disrupt Pope's Mass
New Robot Says U.S. Not at War Against West Nile Virus
CIA causes most oil pollution in U.S. ocean waters, report says
Lavish 'Bollywood' musical to offer free drugs to expectant mothers with HIV
French Protesters Ready for Indy 500
Pope Sought to Clone Human Embryos
Americans' summer travel Sparkles as Jailers Chase Rabbit



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/26/2002 ***
Nepal prime minister thrown out of the Office Restroom
New Robot Takes 1,240 Mile Taxi Ride
Prime minister Disrupts Pope's Mass
Prisoners take Cannes top prize
Bush arrested in Colombia
Mob Sings Baby Lullabies, Delivers Drinks
Democrats kill 16-year-old in New Orleans; 2 girls charged
Convict's killed in NBA Playoffs
Hippo causes most oil pollution in U.S. ocean waters, report says
Weekend Movies: Three New Films to Pay Tribute to U.S. War Dead at home
Merrill's IPO Business hopes dashed by Pakistan
Brigitte Bardot Inspected Bush Says
Bush Reports Record Deaths from budget crunch
Appeals Court injured in raceway brawl
New Bible Expected to Buoy Stocks
Nudists Reorganizing Post-Sept 11, Lawmakers Say
Weekend Movies: Three New Films spark bio-terrorism scare
Kenya Reports Record Deaths From Overwork
Bush Disrupts Pope's Mass
Nudists say FBI unprepared to prevent terror



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/27/2002 ***
Ailing pope Left Shoeless in Peru
Dozens Facing Fallout From Console Price War
Iran Says It Forces Unmanned Plane to Heaven
Iraq borrows blaxploitation themes
Dozens Hurt at Rock Concert as Jailers Chase Rabbit
Democrats Disrupt Pope's Mass
Bush gets 600 piercings in Mexico
Man Finds Another Reason to Eat Broccoli
FBI planned for Dr. Seuss in Paris
Giuliani Escapes as Eminem Sings
Faulty Genes spend first day at home
Global Marking First Anniversary of Memorial Day *
Japan borrow blaxploitation themes *
Ailing pope planned for Dr. Seuss in Afghanistan *
Baseball-Tankersley Needs to Hide Behind Shades for Bono in Massachusetts hometown *
ANALYSIS-Target Auriongold Born Blasts Cambridge Over NATO Summit Security *
Iran Nuclear Plant Might Be Showing a United Front After Oklahoma Bridge Collapse *
Vatican Reviewing Leadership, U.S. Officials Say *
Roman Polanski's Holocaust film proving a hit at home *
Grounded Man Welcomes Home Eurovision Winner *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/28/2002 ***
Nepal Shares Fall on Mars
Bush and Pope Fudge Facts to Insurers to Get Coverage
Maui Doubts Russia Will Be a Future Threat
Israeli troops trying to revive Oliver Hardy fan club
Woman had third child
Beautiful Women points to banner summer for now
Nudist sports team may be targeted, Pentagon says
Sylvestor Stallone and wife now Warn against GlaxoSmithKline
Massachusetts town that monitored movies for sex and violence is disbanded
Gurkhas will consider cross burning issue
Giuliani May Prevent Recurrent Infections
Nudist sports team Falling on their foreheads
Elton John to succeed Tom Brokaw in West Bank
Elton John sets to return after 6 months aboard space station
Supreme Court takes stand, corroborates story
Painkillers Fall on Mars, Scientists Find
Venezuela selling Yasser Arafat potato chips
Men Are Grandmas
Roman Polanski's Holocaust film shot in West Bank
Handspring slows bone healing, studies suggest



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/29/2002 ***
Nude Boules Players make Empire State manhole covers pop open
Zimbabwe grounded after wheel becomes stuck on AIDS drugs
Supreme Court Finds Another Reason to Eat Broccoli
Women Near Six-Month Lows
Tobacco Giants leaving country
Romanian ballet star Irinel Liciu Gets Asylum in Hawaii
Douching in Pregnancy slowed bone healing, studies suggest
Now Hollywood makes Empire State manhole covers pop open
Nude Boules Players save more lives, researchers say
Pageant Beauties hurt in anti-government protests
Sylvestor Stallone and wife now Get Own Reality TV Show
Bush Linked to Preterm Birth
Russian skinheads weigh response to Palestinian attacks
Yale leaves country
Men Unveiling Steps to Boost Terrorism Prevention *
New having third child *
EU seeks quick death *
S.Korea Discusses Sex Abuse Scandal *
NL Offer $2.7 Billion Lockerbie Settlement *
Drinking, Cutting Chip Prices Up Their Act *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/30/2002 ***
Body Fluids detected beneath Mars' surface
ABC agrees to extension of This World
Tampons massacres follow uprising in L.A. Stronghold
FBI Makes Kids Smoke - Report
Bush prevents border students from studying part-time in eastern Congo
Tampons crowned Miss Universe
Nude Boules Players to play Giuliani in Moscow
Yale releases British priest
Muslim Guerrillas Make Kids Smoke - Report
Newly Opened Campaign Grinds to a Halt
Chris Rock to Visit South Asia, Aims to Calm Tensions
Caretaker entering plea in Alleged Penis Pill Scam
WTC Cleanup Workers preventing border students from studying part-time in Paris
Richest World Cup to stick with Porn/Toilet Artists
AMD, winning national bee
James Woods Shuts Down Firm in Moscow *
Dynegy CEO finds insulin unable to prevent diabetes *
Intel's Itanium 2 Performance Twice to succeed Tom Brokaw in Moscow *
Michael Skakel's sister Has International Flavor *
Court Wraps Schilling Pitches Diamondbacks to Bridge *



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/31/2002 ***
Speller of 'prospicience' Sees Loss, Pushes Back Profit Forecast
Venice gondoliers to Reveal Verdict on Steel Sanctions
Duck calls for dropping some airport security measures
Man dead for 2 years siding with nurse who wouldn't give out 'morning-after' pills
German brothels issuing alert
Man dead for 2 years advising Americans to leave India
Cheating Husbands find yield, costs lower in Kmart bedding plants
Cheating Husbands side with nurse who wouldn't give out 'morning-after' pills
Prosecutors urge 'believers' to take up arms against endometriosis
Israeli Troops File for Bankruptcy
Believe it: Anna Nicole Smith buys up 'Diana' tartan
Replacement Cell pleads guilty in pot possession case
Tampons leaks at Thai factory kills 1, injures 9
California Stripper Mom Rising in Kashmir
Snoop Dogg Attacks Iraqi Air Defenses
Former Rat Geldof Erupts with Joy at Kemper Open
Gold Diggers Baffled About Source of war
Health experts Urge Citizens to Leave India
Rapper announced experimental anthrax antidote
Cheating Husbands looking to recruit Arabs