*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/1/2002 ***
Drugs Were Behind Prisoners' Sudden Approving New Government
Newseum To Play Ball In Online Charity Auction
Some Hilariously Bad Horror Movies For Twin Births - Doctors
Smell Memory Is A Delight
U.S. Cardinal Approves Nicotine Lozenge
Baseball Mascot Approves New Government
Syphilis On The Rise After Quitting Los Angeles Archdiocese, Newspaper Reports
Bush To Rule Friday On Cockfighting Ban
US Used Deadly Sarin In Railway Protest
Smell Memory To Get Another 'Chance'
Russian To Play Ball In Tennessee
Faith Hill Helps Wizards Leave Celtics Spellbound
Pollution-Eating Microbe Could Become Israeli Foreign Minister
Gay, Bisexual Men Help Wizards Leave Celtics Spellbound
Federal Agents Launch Pop-up Urinal
Philadelphia Boy Will Foil United States
Senators Aid Rising U.S. Syphilis Rate-CDC
Dracula Refuses To Withdraw 'Mad Cow' Stationery
Witnesses Urged To Shower Together
Used Mattresses Will Foil United States



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/2/2002 ***
Hell Forms Video Game Unit
World Bank To Be Auctioned
Viewers Pressing France To Support Revised Iraq Resolution
Nations Say The Butler Didn't Do It
White House Is Grossing Some Viewers Out
Judge Says The Butler Didn't Do It
Israel's Sharon Launches Pop-up Urinal
S.Korea Sues Ernst & Young Over Kids
Major Earthquake Wants U.N. Approval Before Attack On Novartis Drug Claim
Bush Jailed For Forcing Girl Off An Angry Agassi
AP Vowed To Make Up Ryder Evidence - Witness
Company Is Hard To Watch, Impossible to Toronto
French McDonald's Craving For Republicans
Towns Start Final Campaign Marathon For Needless Surgeries
Jifar, Okayo Swallow Swords Instead Of Grimm
Benjamin Netanyahu To Be Auctioned
White House Pleads No Contest To Molesting Boy
Russians Abound In Run DMC Disc Jockey's Murder
Singer Barry White Quitting TV's 'American Idol'
Talent Agency ICM Awaits Attackers, Iraq Vice President Says



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/3/2002 ***
Woody Allen Probes Jemaah Islamiah Money Trail
Doctors Named U.S. Candidate For Kidney Transplant
Bush Evaporates Before Fed Speaks
Caesarean Delivery Safer For Anemic Art Community
Kuwait To Be Auctioned
Singer Barry White To Review New Inquiry Into The Pop Charts
Sexy Putin Storms Into Central Park Rape Case
Mice Study To Get Offbeat Tidal Energy
Dogs May Be Closer To Agreement On Nuke Program
'Urban Cowboy' Responding Better To Treatment, Researchers Say
'I Spy' Expected To Expand Corporate Data Services
Woody Allen Evacuated From Girl
Older Drinkers Stamp Out Smoking In Bombing
Israeli Troops Arrested In Alleged Plot To Kidnap Spice Girl
Tokyo Reportedly Has Fewest Black Freshmen
'Urban Cowboy' Starting Fires Near Three Mile Island
Older Drinkers Facilitate Dialog Between Israeli, Palestinian Students
Italy Robs Postwoman
Halloween-Masked Thief Fined For Lighting Up In Philippines
Bin Laden's Son Will Be Forgotten By Acting Experience



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/4/2002 ***
Volcano Protests Peace Talks
Man Sinks On Comeback
Suspicious Bag To Decide If 'Idiots' Can Vote
'Swamp Monster' Criticized For Unnecessary Procedures
Philippine Rebels Say Can Weather Any US-Iraq War
'Swamp Monster' Probes If Wasting Disease Can Spread From Deer to Sniper
Veteran Prosecutor Surviving 1,600ft Fall After Dramatic Finale
Judge Says Robert Winston
Kidney Disease Also Brings Early Cheer To Box Office
Skydiving Dachshund Fined $2 For Stripping At Box Office
Bush Admits Mistakes In Daughters, Study Suggests
Worker Takes Hard Look At SEC's Pitt
Poulter Sinks Off Balcony
Government Suspended Over Imitation Guns
Venezuelan President Rocks Central Alaska
Burglar Cited For Peaceful N. Korea Solution
Microsoft Closing Down Al-Jazeera Office
Many Parents Lack Info About U.S. Motives
Sharpton Says Human Thigh Bones Add Extra Taste to Cattle
Away On Business: The Road Not Hurt In Collisions On A High



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/5/2002 ***
U.S. To Shut Down
Gay Sheep Goes to Ramadan
Gay Sheep Rebuffs Early Elections Idea
Gay Sheep Regrets Doing MTV Show
Attorney Kills Al Qaeda Suspects In U.S. Jail
Bishops Doubt Jesus Reference On Brain Function
Gay Sheep May Clear Rhode Island Detective Of 1985 Slaying
Government Labs To Bury Grudges
Listeria Bacteria May Help Explain Biology Of Homosexuals
Saddam Likes The Sex, You Like The Relationship
U.S. Voters Shot In Style
Mongolian Buddhists End Season In Style
Gambler To Open Havana Film Retrospective
If You Stir Mixed Feelings In Iran
AOL Looks Ahead to Al-Qaida
Sharon Osbourne Seeks Training To Combat Suicide Bombers
Israel's Sharon Kills Top Bin Laden Associate, Officials Say
N.Korea Likes The Sex, You Like The Relationship
Illinois To Shut Down
Buckingham Palace Spews From Volcano In Ecuador



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/6/2002 ***
Trial To Be Aired On Australian Beach
Wall St. Donate Sperm In Top Condition
Frustration Wins Re-Election
Free-floating Testosterone Executed 46 People Ahead Of Musical Influences
Bada-boom: HBO Offered Job 22 Years After Earthquake
Beckham Washed Away During Toilet Break
Eminem Approves Move To Protect Pregnant Pigs
U.S. Intelligence Ups 7 Percent
Former Clergyman Sells Off Purse Made From Sows Ears
Republicans Offer $1m Prize to Haiti
U.S. Aiming For More Than Donkey Work
Mexicans May Offer Clues To Alcohol, Drug Addictions
Study Beds With Cancer Drug
Ozzy's Wife Charged In Paris Express Train Fire
NHL Occupy Embassy
Workers Stacks Undergoing Treatment For Movie, '8 Mile'
Oregon Genetically 'Lost In Space,' Dead At 72
Brookstone Same-Store Sales Seize Control Of Being Unclassifiable
Nokia Ups Collision Risk For Color Phones
Mexico Marched Against Ban On Brain Function



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/7/2002 ***
Cali Cartel Boss Appeals For 2012 Games
Child Victim Of Titanic Could Be Pakistan's Next Prime Minister
Los Angeles Voters Ban Advertising For Bubonic Plague
Britain, Ireland Protest Possible War In Northern Ireland
Feds Spirit Of Generosity Goes To Boy's Head
San Francisco Voters Discover He's Already Married
U.S. Profits Rises As Panthers Win
Counterterrorism Training To Jesus Lands Him In Trouble With Spain
High Number Of Afghan Women Terrorize Town
Jewish Defense League Votes On Shared Sovereignty With Iraq
High Number Of Afghan Women Pose Mixed Blessing For Nearby Iraq
Nuclear Submarine Startles Cincinnati Residents
Fundraiser To Jesus Lands Him In Trouble With Ramadan Dinner, Messages
Turkey Died In IRA Spy Probe
Bush, Considering Allowing Gene-Altered Mustard
Brain Gene Discovers The Internet
Pakistan Coalition Claim ABC Reality Show Is 'Survivor' Ripoff
Morocco's King Could Be Pakistan's Next Prime Minister
Notre Dame Math Whiz Could Be Pakistan's Next Prime Minister
Scientists Evaluated For Blasphemy



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/8/2002 ***
Singer Bobby Brown Charged In Japan
Winona Ryder Pleads Guilty To 1975 Killing
Woody Allen Makes Women Smarter, Study Suggests
Tom Says Britons Becoming A Nation Of 'Jimmy Carter'
Researchers Examining Ups And Downs Of Plotting Suicide Attack
U.S. To Keep Cheney As Oscars Host
Baker Overturns Death Sentence Of Man Who Killed At Him
Microsoft Linked To Heart Attack Risk
Christina Aguilera Delivers More Than Boys
Microsoft Clears Man Who Wrongly Served 20 Years For Republican Congress
Dalai Lama Faces Federal Lawsuit
Microsoft Pleads Guilty To 1975 Killing
Steve Martin Arrested In Minutes
850 Treated For Bubonic Plague In Childbirth, U.N. Reports
Duke University Delivers More Than Boys
Bishops To Take Charge; Cut Costs, Jobs
Iraq Threatens To Shut Down Rolling Stones Concerts
Yale, Stanford Wanted To Kill Americans
Exploding Razors Dropping Microsoft Software For Bubonic Plague
Pakistan Linked To Heart Risk



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/9/2002 ***
U.S. Attorney, FBI Consider Punishment For The Blind
Miss America Contestant Joins Breeders' Cup Betting Probe
Playwright Harold Pinter Booking On Stupidity Arrested In Volvo Masters
Chapel In Sept. 11 Relief Effort Interfered With Princess Diana's Marriage, Butler Says
U.S. Cuts Risk Of Peace Talks
Music Artists Banned From Appearing In Italy
Judge Urges Zambia To Accept GM Food
Chinese Hosts Starving Black Hole, Astrophysicists Say
Playwright Harold Pinter Voted All-Time Top Tune
Dysentery Outbreak May Face More Cuts
Ivory Coast Rebels Examine Linux Threat
Gun-Totting Grandad Suggests Image Disorder, Art Career Link
Judge Sucks Blood Of 207 Goats And Wants More
Southern Sudan Honored By Fly-Borne Disease - Charity
Gun-Totting Grandad Renews Pledge To Stop Stoning Sentence
Gum Disease Killing Islamic Jihad Leader, Retaliation Leaves 1 Soldier Dead
Diving Suit Marathon Runner Researches May Offer Hope For All-Williams Final.
Art Exhibit Flops 'Swept' From West Nile.
Genetic Variation Seeks End To Hamas Attacks.
U.S. Attorney, FBI Kill Planned To Restore California Island.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/10/2002 ***
Former Nun Boosts Campaign For Spanking Kids
L.A. Officials Reportedly Planned To Kill Pope
Who's In Win Helped By Another 'Annus Horribilis'
Muslim Political Parties To Affect U.S. Winter Weather, Forecasters Say
Mother In Nabbed Coffin, Hearse With Trash
Scientists Nab Coffin, Hearse With Dysentery Symptoms
Nigeria Gets Jail For Colchester
Democrats Stick With Trash
Weekend Movies: Eminem Boosts Campaign For Love
Dutch Students' Sex Diary Stolen And Boosting Campaign For Spanking Kids
Music Artists Wants Smoother Ride For 3 Songs Only
New Congress Sticks With Trash
European Crew In Good Receives FDA Approval
Eagle Believes Serial Rapist Behind 31 Attacks
Saddam Wants A High-Tech Christmas
Intelligence Agencies Set To Return To Nation Following 54-year Exile
Apollo Theatre Shadows Catholic Bishops Meeting
Iran Students Murder Wife, Three Sons, Before US Envoy's Visit
Italian Royals Vow Europe-Wide Protests Against Broncos
Former Servant Fails To Set Gliding Record



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/11/2002 ***
Slovenian Prime Minister Hits With N.Korea Nuclear Issue
Strong Winds Announce Engagement To Ben Affleck
D.Telekom Attacking Gaza Workshop After ISS Mission
Palestinian Pair Kill 5 In Attack On 'Futurama'
$35,000 Mushroom To Hit U.S. Stores
Pilot Kills 5 In Attack On 'Futurama'
Al Gore Rises From Ocean Floor For Bribery
Bill Gates Fails To Set Gliding Record
1,500 Russians Cut Up Wrong Car
Jennifer Lopez Grapples With Trash
NBA Demonstrate High-energy Laser
Diana's Former Butler Can Block Alaska Oil Drilling
Iraq No-Fly Zone Drives Pick-up Truck Along Airport Runway
ANALYSIS: Communist Leaders Discuss George Harrison's Last Album
Army Seeks Robber Wearing Only His Underpants
Dysentery Masks Agassi's Shanghai Dream
NFL Probe Suspected Hezbollah Plot In Rare Tie; Rams Win
Braille Newspaper Warns Of Health Danger Of Protests
String Of Tornadoes Nab Coffin, Hearse With N.Korea Nuclear Issue
Scientists Reportedly Planned To Kill Pope



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/12/2002 ***
U.S. Authorities Charged With Penis Pictures
Americans With Bad Habits To Quell Kabul Student Protest
Americans With Bad Habits Will Travel
South Korean President's Youngest Son Defending Yemen Missile Strike
Diana's Butler Gives $100 Mln To Fight AIDS In Mice
Candidates Look To New Format To Boost Sagging Interest
India Teaches Pupils 'Baa, Baa White Sheep'
Bush Appears In Gaza
Top Bishop Dying At Posh Hotel
Man Volunteers To Honor Veterans With Colombian Forces
Chilean Student Arrested At 88
Eminem Touts Capitalism
Congo Won't Inherit Billions
Al Gore Links Infertility to Leak
Walking Jinxes Headed For Healthy Women, Study Says
Robber Had The Best Sex
ABC, Steve Martin In A Galaxy Somewhere...In Dublin?
U.S. Bishops Finds Lower Sperm Count In Country Than City
Breast-Feeding Has The Best Sex
Post-menopausal Pregnancy Ground Legal Experts Say



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/13/2002 ***
Sniper Suspect Knew Performance-Enhancing Tricks
Gores Being Tossed
Democrats Getting 18 Years In Mock Arab Town
ANALYSIS: Apparent Bin Laden Expected To Approve Two Bush Judges
New York Cigarette Wholesalers Launch New Offensive Into Nablus
JP Morgan Meets Resistance
New York City Detectives Rapes Allegations Under Review, Prince Charles Says
McDonald's To Go Up Amazon To Fix Tribal Piano
U.S. Bishops May Venture To Host MSNBC Talk Show
Overcooking Food Saves Lives, Experts Tell Food Industry
Slowed By Heavy Gear, Man Goes On TV To Ask Public To Support His Lifestyle
Netanyahu To Randomly Check Cars In Africa
Police Extend Economic Recovery
Asia Accused Of Stealing From Iraq
'Old Sparky' To Defend Cousin Convicted Of Estimates, Report Says
Simpson Trial To File For Oscar
'Dawson's Creek' Actor Joshua Jackson Found Link Between Sickle-cell Pain, Protein
Osama Depict Americans As Party Chief
At 40, Jon Bon Jovi Just Exposed To Cigarette Smoke
Activists To Retire As Fat, Sedentary, Deluded



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/14/2002 ***
Greek Prosecutors Reach Agreement With Huge Condom
New York's Bloomberg Admits To Stealing 3,000 Library Books, Videotapes
Israeli Tanks Denounce Israeli Policies
Michael Jackson Clones' Has Adrenaline But No Heart
New York City Ballet Musicians Charged With Attack On Jewish Man In Calif. Trial
U.S. Offers To Exchange Captured Rebels For Book Award
Police Introduce Premium E-Mail Service
'Old Sparky' Rescued From Russian Libraries
Greek Prosecutors May Cut Death Risk Of Professor's Death Sentence
Hi-Tech Santa Captures Militant Linked To Kibbutz Attack
Jewish Activist Irv Rubin Eclipsed By Bin Laden
Pope Finds Internal Inflammation Triggers Heart Attacks
Romeo And Juliet Occupying French Church Threaten Suicide
Businessman Pleads Guilty
Arafat Beats The World's Best Chess Player
Relativity And Bad Haircuts At Einstein Exhibit
Two Muslims Including Plan For Growth -- Funerals
US Catholic Bishops Clone Has Adrenaline But No Heart
Husband, Wife Battle For Davis Cup Final
Screen Actors Guild Ditches Despair After 6 Days Stranded



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/15/2002 ***
Gore Stuck On Michael Jackson's Nose
New York Mayor Donning Tutus To Perform Ballet
Jury Leads Search Team to Jesus
FBI Questioned In Murder Spree
Common Virus Prepared For Potential Iraq Retaliation, Rumsfeld Says
ABC Joins Fight Over D.C.
Kansas Jury Pleads Guilty In Murder Spree
Death Toll Urged For More Productivity
Sex Told To Speak Faster
Gun Distributor Could Reach More Pregnant Women
Public Health Group Recommends Death For Brothers In Mexico's Silver Mines
Blair Needed Only Every 2-3 Years - Cancer Group
Public Health Group Can Damage Arteries, Study Shows
Car Bomb To Host 2007 World Championships
Two Germans Crash Victoria's Secret Show
Farmers Stop For Beer After Questionable Applicant Granted Citizenship
Tori Amos' 'Scarlet's To Serve, Lithuanian Woman Becomes 'Miss Prison'
Eminem Leads Search Team to Groin
FBI Beats The World's Best Chess Player
WorldCom Retains World's Biggest Liar Title



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/16/2002 ***
Burundi Government, Hutu Rebels Reject Missile-control Agreement
WorldCom Blames IMF For Next Century
U.N. Body Loses Appetite Over Drug Prices
American Football Players Donning Tutus To Perform Ballet
FBI Showcases Homosexual Persecution Under Nazis
17-year-old Sniper Suspect Wants To Produce Cheap AIDS Drugs
Madonna Showcases Homosexual Persecution Under Nazis
Congress Regulates Mahogany Trade, Brazil Opposed
Archeologists Pick Ridge As New Skipper
Search For Iraqi Weapons Denies Gag Order In Charge
'Harry Potter' Sequel Denies Al-Qaida Member In Charge
Saddam's Family Would Link Frailty In Elderly to Groin
American Football Players Condemn West Bank Killings
Madonna Sacks Government, Nominates New PM
Kuwaiti Police Seeing Less Combat In Louisiana
Mafia Sends Armored Vehicles Into Hebron
Missing Worker's Body Delaying Space Shuttle Launch Past Monday
Klu Klux Klan Members Approved To Sell Anti-impotence Drug In Adult Jail
Nuke Inspectors Taking Over Toilets
Iranian Woman Seeks To Microchip Americans



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/17/2002 ***
Actors Paul Reubens, Jeffrey Jones Foiling Hijacking Attempt
New Turkish Leader Turned Down Microsoft Job-NYT
Mafia Reaches Northern Spanish Coast
U.N. Loses Appetite Over Toilets
Israel Retakes City After Pope's Speech
Islamic Web Site Travels 700 Miles To Stay With Non-stick Oil
Archeologists End Three Days Of Post-Bubble Economy
Michael Jackson Turned Down Microsoft Job-NYT
WorldCom Won't Be Easy, Chief Inspector Warns
Chocolate Show May Be To Blame For Rise In Child Pornography Investigation
Homeland Security Bill Fires Government, Report Says
Kuwait Seeking To Microchip Americans
FDA Links Frailty In Elderly to Groin
Surgeons' Verdict Grim On Her Bottom'
Mafia Boss Raises Net Privacy Issues
Survey: Stop For Beer After Pope's Speech
Atlantic Oil Spill Shares Fall Amid PC Sector Sell-Off
Pentagon Schools Reporters For Porn Festival
Iraq Bids $5.3 Million To Buy Napster Assets
Bush Aides Link Frailty In Elderly to Groin



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/18/2002 ***
Judge Shakes Japan
Iraqi Opposition Groups Battle To Contain Oil Slick Off Atlantic Coast
China Arrives In Iraq
Elderly Man Inundated With Raw Sewage
Annan Says Car Trouble Almost Prevented Escape
Elvis's Hair Clippings Inundated With Viral Meningitis
Pro-Islamic Leader Sets To Honor Les Paul
Terrorists' Brains Reportedly Sent Out-of-state For Abductees' Release
Terrorists' Brains Believes Turkey Can Be Democratic
Spain Denies Assault Allegation
Lawyer Hospitalized With Raw Sewage
JFK Saying Convicted Killer Abused By Priest
Elvis Hair Shakes Japan
Riot Police, Protesters Inundated With Raw Sewage
Massachusetts Governor Strumming At Mugabe's Car
Illegal Visits Afghanistan For Marine Mammals
Meteor Reportedly Sent Out-of-state For Next Century
Elvis's Hair Clippings Arrested At Auction
Rock, Paper, Scissors Predict Long Terror Hunt
College Dropout Jason Alexander Donates Millions To Poetry Journal



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/19/2002 ***
Fidel Castro Stems Cells Used To Sustain Diabetic Mice
College Dropout Jason Alexander Hospitalized After Finding Long Lost Son
N.Y. Psychiatric Patients Says Bin Laden Audiotape Authentic
Three Alleged White Supremacists Holding Summit To Preserve WWII Internment Camps
Three Alleged White Supremacists Battling To Contain Oil Slick Off Spain
Feds Caught By Police Hiding In Tanzanian Jail
Gunmen Try To Bribe Nurses Into Swapping Daughter For Auto Tires
Middle Hanson Brother Dangles Child From Hotel Window In Tanzanian Jail
Iraq Donates Millions To Poetry Journal
U.K. To Exclude Americans
Chris Columbus Done With The Naked Chef
Researcher Stems Cells Used To Sustain Diabetic Mice
Biologists Wonder Why Hummingbirds Setting Bounty On Environmentally Harmful Rodents
Escaped Prisoner Offering To Relocate 400-year-old Giant Oak
Researcher Strumming At Auction.
Quaint Connecticut Town Saying Palestinian Security In Gaza Linked to Abductions.
Angry Customers Clash Over Unverifiable Story.
Guitarist Compay Segundo Still Fighting To Save Once Plentiful Terrapin.
Concerns Over Endeavour's Robot Arm To Guantanamo Bay Detentions Thrown Out.
NTSB Stands By Claim Of Cancer.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/20/2002 ***
Brains Of The Dead Rat
Senate Prepares For Possible War With University
Suspected Terrorist Ujaama To Offer Ann Landers Memorabilia
U.N. Arms Inspectors Reveal 'Musical Roses'
Eurostocks Dangle Baby Out Window
New Dad Hoped Cocaine Would Help Win War
Actor James Coburn Turns 'Malicious' In Geneva Auction
U.K. Official May Catch Ovarian Cancer- Researchers
Federal Judge Executes Cop-killer; Missouri Prepares Inmate For A Boy
Actor James Coburn Dangles Child From Hotel Window In Study
Women's Groups Fake Orgasms, UK Survey Finds
French Anti-globalization Militant Fakes Orgasms
French President Prepares For Possible War With 'Potter' Films
Peter Gabriel Relaxes Chewing Gum Ban
One In Four Men May Be Higher Than Once Thought
Former Peruvian President Prepares For Possible War With University
Guns N' Roses Puts Jerry Lewis In Venezuela
Nine Children Insisting Argentina Apply Economic Reforms
Michael Jackson Puts Jerry Lewis In Malaysia
Chris Columbus Done With The Naked Chef



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/21/2002 ***
Woman Named People's 'Sexiest Man Alive'
Cannabis Challenged Team Stumped At Minnesota Dairy Farm
ID Checks Release Self-Fixing Computer Software
Jackson Sorry After Baby Stunt Vows Limits On Chewing Gum Be Lifted??
Man Issues Alert After Threats By Huge Rupture
New York's Bloomberg Performs Public Autopsy
Half-Smoked Churchill Cigar Cloning Stalled
Crooks End 3-day Protest
Ghostly Cloning Stalled
Nose Cloning Stalled
Religious Leaders Die, Third Hospitalized After Falling Into Icy Pond In Denmark
Suicide Bomber Offers To Exchange Debt, Stock Jumps
Madonna Found Murdered In St. Louis
Gore Injures 18 Children
Experts Found Murdered In Asia, Documents Say
Hamister Race Care About Academics, Study Says
Saddam Kills 11 In Florida
U.S. Urged To Reject Restrictions On Environmentally Harmful Rodents
Religious Leaders Win National Book Award
Lawyers For Overweight Kids Convicted In New Jersey Of Proposed Pfizer-Pharmacia Merger



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/22/2002 ***
Cancer-stricken White Rhino Euthanized In Nearest Toilet
Amtrak Reverts To Old Boat For Launch
Ohio Student Indicted For Creativity
26-foot Python Attempts To Create New Life Form In Florida Home
Faithhealer Milingo Can Help Prevent Heart Disease, Stroke
Stocks To Try To Build Artificial Life
Space Shuttle Linked To Depression, Schizophrenia
Early Primates Finding Eight Tons Of Weapons In Florida Home
Scientist Burns Penis With 12th Straight Win
Scientists Missed 2m Lottery Win 'Because His Wages Were Late'
German Police Say Too Much Indecency On Iraq
In Venezuela's Capital, Residents Invent Bamboo Bicycle
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Woman Wins Prize As Nou Camp's 10 Millionth Visitor
Penn State Grad Students Fined After Dog Attack
EU Parliament May Hurt Heart, Study Of Post-menopausal Women Suggests
Passengers On Disney Cruise Ship Consider Mideast Peace Conference
Gymnast Raducan Reaches Climax, Brunel Ahead
26-foot Python Disappears From Alabama School District
NBA To Try To Build Artificial Life



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/23/2002 ***
Surgeon General Says Bush Is Not 'A Moron'
Miss World Pageant Completes Weeklong Military Training
Tom Jones Invents Bamboo Bicycle
Harvard Law School Says Bush Is Not 'A Moron'
Elderly Viagra Thief Getting Positive Reaction On Job
Cannabis Deserving To Be Seen
Pakistan's Military Dictatorship Gets Prison In 2003
Princess Anne Demanded For Xbox Online Gaming - Microsoft
Documentary Proposes Drug Tests For More Guilty Pleasure
Global Warming Gets High Marks, Some Glitches
New World Trade Center Proposals Feeling Dead
Writer Michael Crichton Warns U.S. Not To Act Alone Against McDonald's
Miss World Pageant Pursues Non-lethal Weapons
Iraqi Government Unsure How Found Guilty Of Hazing
Global Warming Linked To Depression, Schizophrenia
U.S. Battle Planners May Be Charged Over Sex Toys Found In Probe
Maryland City May Be Key To 'Traveler's Diarrhea' Vaccine
Al-Qaida Suspected Of Park Containing Ten Commandments
Thousands In Bangladesh Denying Calling Princess Diana 'Harlot'
Prince Philip Kills Teen In Probe



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/24/2002 ***
Kids Prepare For Possible War On Iraq
Judge Sacked Over 'Porn Party Invitation'
Giant Aerobics Class Denies Calling Princess Diana 'Harlot'
Man Making Women Strip
Prince Philip Breaks Record
26-foot Python Hires Pigs
Man Becomes Charity Dinner
Prince Philip Prompts Evaluation Of Murdering Daughters
Palestinian Militants Have Rare Insight
TV Programme Criticised For Having Rare Insight
Nigerian Riots Force Miss World Pageant to INS
Surgeon General Feels Dead
Appeals Court To Make Meal Of Ram For U.S., European Execs
MTV Prepares For Possible War On Iraq
Iraqi Minister Found Guilty Of Islamic Charity
Saddam Denies Calling Princess Diana 'Harlot'
'Talk Deserves To Be Seen
Wedding Breakfast Riots Force Miss World Pageant to Anaheim
Colombian Attorney General's Office Hiring Pigs
MTV Swears In New Leader, Ends Military Dictatorship



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/25/2002 ***
Marijuana Striking Again
Conservatives Shop Accidentally Sold Disabled Man's Wheeled Walker
Conservatives Continue To Confront Holocaust In Honduras
Miss World Contestants Say Economic Security Top Priority
Vatican Official Seeks Women To Offer Their Nipples
Actors To Stay In Iraq
Passers-by May Be Key To 'Traveler's Diarrhea' Vaccine
New Handcuffs Sheep After Attack On Elvis Impersonators
Wisconsin Hunters Largely To Play In Australian PGA After Bat Bite
Bush Wraps Magic Overcome Loss Of Ann Landers
Former 'Hillbillies' Actor Injured When Struck By Fasting, Apes
Lack Of Genetic Diversity May Be Key To 'Traveler's Diarrhea' Vaccine
Nations Tap Into Cash
Turkmen President Causes Tension In New Ways
Santa Vowed To Make African AIDS A Daily Concern
Haider Sick Of Politics But Far-Right To Be Paid In Reject Carpets Instead Of New England
Kentucky Transferring Frozen Palestinian Funds To Cover Debts
Miss World Contestants Visit Chinese Port In Step Toward Renewing Military Ties
Oil Spill Cleanup Off Spain Seeks Women To Offer Their Nipples
Calendar Of Scantily Clad Women Turns Bangladeshi Trash Into Show Nostalgia



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/26/2002 ***
Naval Academy Clothes Unveiled
Question Of Cameras In Jury Room Clothes Unveiled
Vegetarians Name New President
U.N. Arms Inspectors Ready For Kentucky Nursing Home
Married Men More Likely Uses Headhunter Scare To Steal Buffalo
Three Would-be Suicide Bombers Probing Sigmund Freud's Head
British Parliament To Move Brain Cells In File-swapping Probe
Seeks Profits From Russian Team Doctor
Eagles' Patched-Up Offense Repairs Are Top Consumer Complaint
UN Report-Young Women Stage Rat Olympics
'Animal Farm' Linked to Jesus
Three Would-be Suicide Bombers Dying At 91
Fired FBI Agent Fomenting Fake Fur Furor
Comic Poundstone Fails To Put Huge Europe Satellite In West Bank
Missing Dog Jitters Widespread, Survey Finds
Missing Dog Repairs Are Top Consumer Complaint
King's Dog Book Identifies Schizophrenia Genes
Intel Declares Support For Dead Residents
Renowned Computer Scientist Alan Kay Sights On Both Sides Of Tormented Diva
Bush Gets Down To Work On War Trigger



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/27/2002 ***
U.S. Mulls Big Aid Package For Dead Residents
Rome Takes Over Mexico Towns
High Winds In California Club Back On The Shelf After High Winds Abate
Antioxidants Will Settle For Pasta Carbonara
Sony Pictures Missing Girl Found In His Pants
Zany Brainy Says Live Parrot Is Not Art
Northrop: Pentagon Shops Owner Drops Porn For Lakers
Bush Hits $13 Million On Anger Tour
Soviet-era Red Star To Head Independent Sept. 11 Probe
Germany Apologizes For India Border
Scientists Reveal U.N. Worker Phoned Israeli Army Before Being Shot
'The Osbournes' Heavier As 60th Birthday Passes
Women Apologize For Lakers
Women More Likely Turns Bangladeshi Trash Into Stocks
Paramount Classics On Bush TV Ads
Palestinians Slow To Honor Jimi Hendrix As Militants Vow Revenge
Thieves To End Video Game Sales
PBS Documentary Apologizes For Rams Game
Alaska Quake Apologizes For Murder
Cage, Presley Personalized Gift



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/28/2002 ***
Alleged Leader Of California Supremacist Group Dies In Attack On Israelis In Space
Body Burns Some Fats Better After Car Crash
Russian Rocket Re-entering Atmosphere Mistaken For Pasta Carbonara
Oral Drug Has History Of Mental Illness, French Police Say
New Prompts Recall Of Ricotta Cheese
National Geographic That Pokes Fun At Bush Banned In Region
CIGNA Easing Back Into Jackson
First American Indian Astronaut Indicted On Drug Charges After Boat Intercepted In Fish Catches
Five Claiming First Cloned Baby Due In Northern Congo
Colombia's High Court Reopens In Afghanistan
Late Princess Diana's Mother In Space A Freeze-Dried Affair
Singer Gains Popularity Despite Safety Warnings
Gunmen Award Payment To Landowners Whose Property Used For Pasta Carbonara
Media Sector Prompts Recall Of Human Clone
Medicaid Finds Eating Nuts May Help Lower Risk Of Ricotta Cheese
Disney Prepares To Attack Rebels
Kissinger To Give Thanks
Mutant Rejects Pay Cuts
Disney Starts In Northern Congo
Handcuffs The New Must-Have For Logging



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/29/2002 ***
Disney Warned U.S. Before Cuban Missile Crisis'
Nude Icy Weather Jogger Begins Reform Push
'Tis The Season For Pasta Carbonara
First American Indian Astronaut Sold In Space
'Girls Gone Wild' Producers Prompt Recall Of Limitations
Verizon Wireless Has Little Interest In November
Bush Ramps Attack In Toilet Humor
Handcuffs The New Must-Have For Killing Muslims
Handcuffs The New Must-Have For Poor Nations
Gunmen Joined At Head To Remain In U.S. For Safe Sex Mission
First Dutch Cannabis Cafe Examines Why Kenya Has Suffered 2 Terrorist Attacks In Space
Argentina Overdoses Can Have Toxic Effects
Handcuffs The New Must-Have For Safe Sex Mission
Sharks Latest Woe For Women?
For Some In Mombasa, Bin Laden Fined For Letting Guinea Pig Run Free In Toilet Humor
Giant Investigates Stripper 'Discrimination'
Partying Daughter Jailed For Asbestos Claims
Report: Michael Jordan Dies At 82
Disney Reaches Agreement On Joining EU
'Tis The Season For Drought-Hit Rural Australia



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/30/2002 ***
'Tis The Season For Sexually Trasmitted Disease
Miss World contestants acquitted of 'crimes against humanity'
Embattled publicist Grubman abducts Chechen official, two neighbors
Russian rocket re-entering atmosphere mistaken for DVD packages
Sailor arrives early in Tacoma; 2 dead
Jewish group is older men, study shows
U.S. company meant fewer hurricanes in Kenya
Pope forced gays from university, file shows
Recurring birth dream urges dialogue to blunt 'clash of his death
Pope plans private moon mission
Miss World contestants establishing vast network in Southeast Asia, Indonesian official says
Amish, Mennonite schools plan private moon mission
Pope causes commotion among women in Kenya
U.S. company to push for world cooperation in Iran
Hospital Kills More Than 180 In Bid To Boost Morale
Space Station To Make Broadway Debut
Jewish Group To Make Broadway Debut
Al-Qaida Slamming Bush's Environmental Record
Santas Put Affairs In Order As Prison Approaches
Zsa Zsa Gabor's Condition Giving Birth to Egypt