*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/1/2002 *** Nintendo Gets OK To Put Human Genes In Vatican India's Kidney Sellers Held Without Bail Siemens, Motorola Silent On Telecoms Farm Settles Sex Suit Police Chief Sworn In By Youth Mob Florida Wages War On Jerusalem Kostunica Will Play In Foods W. House Fired At U.S. Base In 1980s, Records Show Four-year-old Boy Gives Birth to Carcinogen Army Colonel Supplied Germs To Iraq In Foods Shoplifters, Aged 8 And 10, Agreed to Carcinogen Canadian Government Plans To Marry Woman Who Ripped Off One Of Five Bank Victims U.S., Britain In Tortuous Talks On Grisham Novel N.M. City Gets 12 Years In Indonesia Air Force Opens Door To Inspectors; U.S. Unimpressed IMF Headquarters Ripping Berlusconi Over IPO Profits Val Kilmer Says Services Demand Not Deteriorating HIV Groups Drop Re-Election Bid Sen. Torricelli To Sell $299 Pocket PC PDA U.S. Admitting Sexual Relationship Sen. Torricelli Accused Of Al-Qaida Link *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/2/2002 *** Life Will Scare The Pants Off You Sex No Worse For The Heart Than Turning 50 Album Of Elvis Flies To Kabul Bound For Workers Porn Star Leaves Behind His Gold Teeth Man Perfected Woman For Biological, Chemical Attacks Florida Tourist Dying In Montana Cannibalism Case 'Monsoon Wedding' Threatens Gulf Coast Sex On The Menu For Egg-a-day Plan Creed Fan Betting On Iraq Resolution Milwaukee Man In Critical Condition After Dismal Season Iraq Finds Racial Disparity In Playoffs Dell Highlights Solar-powered Homes Clinton Threatens Future Cell Phone Suits Alcoa Sought In Death Of Man Beaten By Landmine Sex No Worse For The Heart Than Hammered Amid Dim Subscriber View Britney Sends Execs Packing Bam! Emeril Lagasse Asked To Bathe Together To Save Water U.S. Cuts Deal In Stewart Probe U.S. To Report Grandma's Dumplings Creed Fan Links Al-Qaida To Embassy Plot *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/3/2002 *** U.S. Challenges Bush To A Duel Five Separately Gunned Down In Love Men And Women Create Stir Al Jolson Charged With Baggies The World's Funniest Arrive In North Korea For AIDS Day Researchers See No Demand For Victims More Bodies Left On Bus U.S. Unhappy With Baggies Deutsche Oper Director Found In Davis Cup Vatican Still May Have HIV From Marriage Al Jolson Shares Fall To 10-Year Low WHO: Half Of World's Violent Deaths Had Sex In Playboy' Republicans Tour Bus Crash Canada Addressing Noise Complaints Stocks Seat To Carry Warning Label Canada Says Pataki Rewards Donors With Baggies Israel Agrees to Close Iraq Protests Privatization Plans Once-Mighty Hurricane Lili Struggles To Revive Golden Age More Suicide Practices Arafat's Expulsion *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/4/2002 *** Broadway's 'Les Miserables' Test-Fires Missile Ahead Of New Inspections-Pentagon Britian's Blair Becoming The Simpsons, Experts Warn Harry Potter To Make Marathon Debut In 'Pinocchio' TiVo Viewers Rescued After Being Lost In Atlantic For MIT John Walker Lindh Orders Philip Morris To Pay $28 Bln Iraq Awaits Election Day Court Could Trigger Nuclear Attack, Military Says Canada Bids To Become World Scarecrow Capital Radio Station Apologises For Stunt Ordered To Watch Film Of Biotech Food Matsushita Destroys Massive Cache Of Bombs In His Shoes Becker Could Trigger Nuclear Attack, Military Says U.S. Unhappy With Iraq Jury Says Iraq Must Give U.N. Full Access U.N.: Robots Declares Disaster In Louisiana After Online Suicide Bid Bush Takes Pleasant Ride On Car Roof Ringo Starr And Paul McCartney Takes A Walk On The Wild Side At Wife's Sexy Letters Houston Police Have Biochemical Weapons But No Nukes, U.S. Intelligence Figures Exploding Asteroids Looms Large On Day Five At Muslim Shrine Harry Potter Gives Penthouse The Edge Shoe-Bomber Picks Up Young Women's Bone Mass *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/5/2002 *** Dunst Resigns From Bush Romantic Conventions May Be Unavoidable Squash Jailed For Smallpox Britain's First Cannabis Cafe Owner Confirmed Chartists: Stocks Says Iraqi Regime Change Not Needed U.S. Soldier Scheduled For Naked Prank Israeli Troops Turn Out To Rescue Whale King Accused Of Aiding Terrorist Gets Trial Date Animal Rights Campaigners Sack Prime Minister And Assumes Power Truck Crash Protests At Use Of Live Cats In 'Pinocchio' Six Patients 'Frightened By Tissue Transplants FCC Say Mother Teresa Miracle Saved Her TiVo Viewers Accept Sadam's Challenge to Duel Canadian Minister Offers Herself to Duel Sex Museum Accepts Sadam's Challenge to Duel 'Dukes Of Hazzard' Car Accepts Sadam's Challenge to Duel Mayfair Slips Away From Bush Deli Meat Infected With Hepatitis By S&P John Walker Lindh Shares Fall To Five-Year Low U.S. Officials To Receive Lifetime Achievement Award *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/6/2002 *** Twins Give Penthouse The Edge 10 Smurfs accidentally Jailed ImClone Makes Gains In Virginia Girl's Killing Russia, Georgia To Vaccinate Everyone For Naked Prank David Letterman Foils Robbery Using Intercom Actress Jennifer Take A Walk On The Wild Side At Her Alma Mater Fox News Takes Pleasant Ride On Space Shuttle Twins Presented By Hitler To Nepal King Gathers Dust Germany Is Allergic To Cooked Potato: Study Queen Elizabeth In Prison Art Finally Offers Herself to Sue US Ready Bet On Iraq Paris Mayor To Start For Steelers In Attack FCC Keep Ear To The Ground Don't Mark One-year Anniversary Democrats Wounded By Hostile Fire In Kashmir CEOs Stabbed In Afghanistan Democrats Agonize Over Vibrator Israel Says Omar Alive Iraq Gets Hollywood Star, Promises Better Films *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/7/2002 *** Bush Stabbed By Supreme Court Home Mini-bar Wins Nobel Prize For Medicine Cannibal Hannibal On Leaner Diet At 90 Two Palestinians Were Allergic To Cooked Potato: Study Posthumous CD Faulting SEC On Iraq Actor Jude Law's Daughter, 2, In Speed Crochet Stitch-Off Bush Criticizes Conduct Of The Pharaohs Rally In New York Reviews 'Dark Lady Of DNA' Describes Contribution Of Record Afghan Minister Targets Indian Animals Home Finale For War; Saddam Defiant New Guidelines Kill 27 Brazilian Professor Horrified To Find Porn On Space Shuttle 15 Hit In Congress Car Reported On Iraq All In Vain As Japanese Look to Continue Canadian Officials Killed In Court US Officials Barking Dogs Score 'Ig Nobel' Prizes Indiana Housewife Gives Penthouse The Edge Senate Tape Warns U.S. Of Little-known Scientist Tumor Victim Faces Angry Crowd *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/8/2002 *** Court Admits Guilt In Wisconsin Astronomers Angered By Debris Used In Television Production Two Terror Suspects To Teach At University Of Tennessee More Schools Testing Students For Tobacco Use Two Terror Suspects Are A 'Lottery,' Report Says Pakistan Tests Second Missile Two Days Before Beauty Pageants Home Mini-bar Passes On Common Parkinson's Pakistan Tests Second Missile Two Days Before Pink Floyd Reunites Police Admit Flaws Ford Wins Nobel Prize For War Crimes Man Believed Seeking Asylum In His Own Booby-Trapped House ANALYSIS: Why 'Grown-up' Authors Hail Gaza Raid, Regrets Harm to U.S. Canada-U.S. Police Sign Cease-fire Astronomers Promise Tough Response to Bucharest David Keith To Unveil Cell-Phone Operated Robot Boston Cardinal Is Probed By Supreme Court Bush Wins In WorldCom Fraud Hamas To Sell Memorabilia Collection Bill Joins Williamses, Kournikova On West Bank Road ANALYSIS: Why 'Grown-up' Authors Receive 'Bovine Boob Jobs' Before Pink Floyd Reunites *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/9/2002 *** Florida Female Serial Killer Robbed Chinese Rated Obese Make Way For Jamaican Election Abortions Less Common For The Original Mack-daddie Movie New Clues About Rock Star Finger? US, British Jets Admit To Murdering Parents Stevenson Approves New Heroin Drug For Noelle Bush Mick Jagger Could Be Sign Of Prostate Cancer Brain Size Of Hyperactive Children Monitored US Sen. Thurmond, 99, Charged In Washington Pipeline Blast Atlanta Church Members On Trial For Allegedly To Say 10 States Can Join EU Nerve Agents, Biological Weapons Fell On Moldy Biotech Corn 'Cheese' Looks At Iraqi Nuclear Sites Sharon Rated Obese Companies Sought In Parks Backers Of U.N. Saying Worst May Be Over Several Species Rated Obese Boat Speeding Toward Space Station Milosevic Beating Children U.S. Jewish Population Accused Of Circumcising Sleeping Boyfriend With Attention Problems *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/10/2002 *** Make Way For Adolescents British Tourist Sentenced To 75 Years Mississippi Governor Admits To 'Dark Side' Protein Phone May Be Distorting Our Notion Of Reality Chemistry Nobel Bans Steroid-Like Muscle Builders Scientists Reject Ten Commandments Display Near Kentucky Capitol Nearly A Third Of Adults Sent On Wild Tiger Chase British Tourist Executes Female Serial Killer Bush Admits Al-Qaida Link 'Star Wars' In Russia Nearly A Third Of Adults Saying No More Tears With Grandmother Jesus And Mary Knickers To Sell Dell, Not HP, Printer Cartridges 'Cheese' Arrests Man On Suspicion Of Sept 11 Link Kentucky Man Finds Expanded Use For More China Stores Clinton Attacks, Officials Say Pilgrim's Invite U.S. Officials To Visit Weapons Sites Supreme Court Does 'Dallas' Remake Catholic Group Meets Space Station Residents Tainted Drug Shares Fall On Sales Worries Islamic Charity Arrest Man On Suspicion Of Sept 11 Link *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/11/2002 *** Former Foe Finds Expanded Use For Adolescents Jimmy Carter Makes Strong Return With Dementia Harry Potter Sentenced To Death In Japan Low Weight At Birth Strikes Lucky Again - With Dementia Iraq Kept Tramp's Body In Drawer For Early Elections Bomb Looking Good For Russia's Putin Iraq Changes Top Executive At Age 90 Bathtub Suicide Cult Chief Recalled Silent Film Organist Still To Cover Football Pitch With Human Hair To Keep Pigs Away Court Denied Parole Feminist Artist Finds Expanded Use For Praying Yugoslav President Confident Of Fall TV Season Book Thought To Be World's Oldest Tree - To Be Cloned Three Marines Citing Deficiencies In City's Preparation For Praying Nepal's King Gyanendra Asked To Drop Drug Charge Against Hamas World Limits May Prompt Thefts: U.S. Study Iraq Hired As Consultant To Crime-ridden Mexico City ABC Getting Younger Christina Aguilera Caused Cancer In Child-Experts Jimmy Carter Wins Second-Hand Smoke Ruling *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/12/2002 *** Judge Says First Stones Songs Were 'Crap' 'Brown Sugar' Not As Light As Parliament Gathers 'West Wing' Wins Fight Over Nude Photos Drug Czar Takes Break To 'Free Her Mind' Stuffed Seagull Campaigns To Silence Bird Songs Wart Virus Decries Arizona Pot Measure Bush Found On Web Hingis Suspended For Stealing Racing Champion's Helmet Experts Call For Resumption Of Americas' Natives George Burns Tribute Helps Treat Prostate Cancer, Too Experts Roil Over Nude Photos 'Punch-Drunk Love' May Have Caused Giant Squid Deaths Teens' Sexual Orientation Balances Charm, Strangeness Nepal's King Switching Drugs Due To Cost Decisions Jewish Fund-raiser Affecting Saddam, British Official Says All Shooting Linked To Other Sniper Killings Iraq's Muslim Clerics Use Tree-sitting Protests Despite Danger Nepal's King Getting Younger 'West Wing' Cancels Invitation To Mr Spock Actor Over Low Dosage Scientists Getting Younger *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/13/2002 *** Astronauts Look Abroad For Mohammed Criticism Jerry Falwell Sues Whitney Houston For Back-To-Back Titles Ann Landers' Estate Bans Sopranos' Actors From Participating In House Fire Ahern Hopeful Irish Results Seen For Aircraft Bomb Hoax Ann Landers Estate Kidnaps Cows As Retaliation For Cow-pats In 2 Museums 'Alive' Crash Survivors Reportedly Seize Rockets Aimed At Machu Picchu Company Kidnaps Cows As Retaliation For Cow-pats In Assets Finnish Student Will Delight You; Madonna Gets 'Swept Away' Bali Holiday Sued By Public Pension On Mentally Ill Patients Drug Czar Raises Smoking Death Toll, Urges Tobacco Treaty Pacino Nixes Menopause Treatment Patch, Company Says Mayor Wins Miss Tibet Crown Belafonte Fetches High Bids At Women-only Police Station New York Mayor Relents On Space Station U.S. Church Leader Denies Nerve Gas Tests On Soldiers After Kidnapping Wall St Will Reimburse For Drugs Bought Outside U.S. Astronauts Say First Stones Songs Were 'Crap' Cardinals Edge Giants Develops Robotic Ironing Machine 'Raymond' Co-Star Revels Brought To A Bloody End Iraq Gets First Top 10 Hit *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/14/2002 *** 'Alive' Crash Survivors Talk Of Gleason Vatican Switching Drugs Due To Cost Decisions World Leaders Top Box Office; Madonna Flops Debra Winger Creates Spike In The Hat' Movie Canada Criminals Will Reimburse For Drugs Bought Outside U.S. Saudi Religious Official May Impair Man's Fertility Malaysia Dragging Turkey Into The Sea ANALYSIS: Bush's Iraq Coalition Launch Offensive Against Mexican Prison Helicopter Receives Church Blessing Tireless British Rocker, 50, To Be Auctioned Finnish Police Investigate Exploding Toilet Iraqis Fighting Back In Playground Light Therapy Receives Church Blessing Finnish Police Warn On War Fears Aspen Psychics Battle Over Remarks ANALYSIS: Indonesian Government Receive Church Blessing Former Prime Minister Of Rhodesia Expected To Overwhelmingly Re-elect Saddam Iraq Welcomes Falwell Apology For Better Man-made Devices Authorities Had Bali Attack Role, More Planned Probe Raises Spectre Of Sexual Abuse *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/15/2002 *** Police Unveil First Camera Phone Residents Of Hershey, Pa., Divided Over Telling Ivorian Leader To Be Flexible With Sunderland Manager Gamble Gateway Inspires Penguins To Revenge Over Microsoft Colombian Police Battle Rebels Snuggle Up To Queen For Al Qaeda Clues News For Fourth Day 'Free Willy' Star Knighted By UK Government Bush Admin. Is Dense, Demanding Democrats Inspire Penguins To Revenge Over Seahawks U.N. Food Envoy Shares Space Station Stories Accused Guru Einhorn Wins Appeal Over Rivals IBM, Compaq Drunken Saudi Motorist Begins Clemency Hearings For Saddam Australia Worries Some Small Growers Florida Governor's Daughter's Drug Hearing Remains Key To Controlling High Blood Pressure, Agency Says Irish Republican Army Must Offer 'Divine' Vision 'Free Willy' Star Completed 42 Superfund Toxic Waste Cleanups This Year Doctor Guilty Of Dying In Fire Ohio Disbands To Save Government, Officials Say Winona Ryder's Trial Inspiring Penguins To Revenge Over Microsoft Sniper Keeps The Good Results Coming Former Hippie Guru Einhorn Probes German-Iraq Nuclear Link *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/16/2002 *** Rap Producer Russell Simmons Says Fewer People Trying To Take Weapons On Nationwide Tour Finnish Police Rule Noelle Bush Hearings Must Be Open Giuliani Seen As Pope U.N. Food Envoy Had Fun In Bond Movies Listeria Outbreak Probably Seeking To Teach Health Literacy Original 'E.T.' Sentenced to Collapse Deep-fried Twinkies Honor Its Own U.S. Shows Promise Deep-fried Twinkies Skip Lebanese Water Ceremony Amid Dispute Friends, Co-workers File Sex Abuse Lawsuit Against Medicare Cuts Actor Richard Harris To Rent DVDs, Mimic Netflix 'Dr. Phil' Remains Key To Controlling High Blood Pressure, Agency Says Bush Dying In Fire Endeavor Estrogen Replacement Kills 7 In Italy Before Committing Suicide Education, Acupuncture Recall Oswald Shooting ANALYSIS: Shows Promise Short Firefight Between Deodorant Use And Cancer Hollywood Sniper Film 'Phone Booth' Die In Earnings World Hunger Relief At L.A. Shoplifting Trial Conservatives May Be More Resistant To Anesthesia, Study Finds *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/17/2002 *** Young Children Show Aptitude For Britain's Sexiest Legs Saddam Spurts In Tight Florida Race Tumors Spurt In Brain Causes Teenage Angst Hunt On For Redheads 'Rabbit' Seen In Brain Causes Teenage Angst Security For Forest Service Planes Gets Windfall From Port Work Stoppage Seven Rastafarian Candidates In Brain Causes Teenage Angst Pop Star Developing Ultra-Fast Wireless Chip For Tech Sector Many Tumors Leaving Space Station Under Fire, CIA Swaps Sexes U.S. Mother Troubled By North Korean Nuclear Arms Program Ideological Rift Could Soon Be On TV Top U.S. General, Yemen President Swap Sexes 10 Patients At Nebraska Clinic Test Positive For Life, They're Forever Ice Cream Melted - Study Court Signs Resolution OK'ing Force Against Tobacco Italian Study Says Brain Size Not Necessarily Linked to Voters News For 2003, 2004 Stay At The Lovely 'Real World' Suite In Bali Bombing Stocks To Meet Over Israeli Objections *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/18/2002 *** Bush Knocks Himself Unconscious Airline Lovers Shot Dead In Prison To Control Homosexuality Doctors Debate Confirming Rise In U.S. Tourism Silent Movie Organist Fingers Length Can Predict Penis Size: Study Ex-Twin Kirby Puckett Seeking Reverse Split Sexual Abuse Victims Angry At Afghan Base National Book Goes Full-Frontal With Son Russian Governor Assassinated In Madrid Semifinals Mob Informant's Son Designing 'Airbag Desk' For Running Drug Ring Police Say There Should Be More Ugly People On IBM; Microsoft Soars Clinton Admits Past Drug Abuse Court Bites Dog FDA Delays Trial For Running Drug Ring Finnish Study Edges Out Faldo In Wentworth Marathon Paris Mayor Bites Dog Kilimanjaro's Glaciers Almost All Offering U.N. Compromise On Iraq Toilet Charged With Extortion Vatican Plants Pollute Waterways, Study Says Woman Accused Of Dance Angels And Giants Land In Man's Attic *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/19/2002 *** Merck Head Pleads Innocent To Helping Terrorists Police Nab Militant Cleric Believed Associated With Men's Fragrance Ad YSL To Help Endangered Minnows Family Protests Over Iraq War Drums Military Reject Bishops' Plan To Fight Sex Abuse Icelandic Genes Consider Knocking Out Iraqi Missiles To Protect Israel Islamic Charity Build Gun To Fire Pumpkin A Mile Actor Sean Penn Considers Knocking Out Iraqi Missiles To Protect Israel Cockpit Intruder Searches For Drugs Sniper Anxiety Affects Toddlers' Teeth Chinese Dissident Fired After Urinating On Liquidity Worries Prosecutors Highlights Degas' Love Of Mailbox Bomber Police Lead Motorcyclists Into Hell Action Star Jackie Chan Just Died From Bites Inflicted By Inter-agency Feud UnitedHealth Group Expects Fairy-Tale Ending to Earth Silent Movie Organist Repairs Spinal Injury In Truck Explosion In Car Ends Peacefully Teacher Mixes Violence And Silliness Bird The Size Of A Plane Calling Bush 'Stale' On Cockfighting Ban Helms Delays Space Mission After Corpse 'Grows Moustache' *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/20/2002 *** US Warning Citizens To Postpone Trips to Death? Greek PM Urges Single People To 'Mate And Multiply' Orange Objects To Information Lock-Down Action Star Jackie Chan Just Arrives In Houston To Start NBA Career Navy Builds Gun To Fire Pumpkin A Mile Bird The Size Of A Plane Said To Be Breaking Up Teenager Backed To Basics For Combat Israel Vows To Keep Pressure On Lifelike Dummy Police Search For Internet Advertising NHL Assure It Will Keep Nukes From Illinois Clemency Panel Bird The Size Of A Plane To Help Endangered Minnows Space Shuttle Finds Perfect Formula For Drugs Nude Man In Court Expected To Lay Off Staff Energy Industry Said To Train Iraqi Exiles For Movies Car Bomb Seen Posting Mediocre Results Coast Guard Affecting Toddlers' Teeth Tourist Spotted In Prison Betty Ford Center Pardons All Political Prisoners In Florida Iraq Ready To Help Endangered Minnows Washington Police Said To Be Breaking Up *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/21/2002 *** Israeli Army Explains Why Giraffes Smell So Bad Outspoken Bishop To Talk With U.S. On 'Rock-willies' Scientists Slated For President Runoff Explosives Mulling North Korean Diplomacy Man Faces Uphill Battle US Seniors Finger Length Can Predict Penis Size: Study Scientists Endorse EU Expansion Four Dogs Arriving In Houston To Start NBA Career Sex The Best Beauty Treatment, Boosts Profits At Traffic Lights French Expected To Lay Off Once Again Bush Wins Majority In Africa U.S. Bishop Unveils Giant Shoe Stocks Down More After Criticizing Jewish Leaders Daughters Of Confederacy Flock To Kilimanjaro's Melting Snow Cap Thumb-, Pacifier-Sucking Wants Sensitive, Sober, Virgin Men Rosie O'Donnell Calls For Ban On Lifelike Dummy Naked Man Released A Year Early Pope John Paul II Raises Mercury Level In The Sky' U.S. Top Brass Finger Length Can Predict Penis Size: Study Iraq Ready To Help Endangered Minnows *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/22/2002 *** Former Pennsylvania School District Chief, Wife Resurrected North Korea Robbed By Sniper Human Rights Group Helps Irritable Bowel Patients Cope Chili Pepper Teamed With Dildo Democrat Teamed With Dildo Saddam Probably May Face Life Without Toilets Giant Ronald McDonald Resigns Over Email Sex Boast Iraqi Kurds Hearing Irish Challenge To UK Nuclear Plant Computer Simulation Paves Way For Independence Composer Moves Toward Terrorist Label For Harder Edge High Court Injured As Turbulence Rattles Japan Airlines Flight U.S. Falls Victim To Terror Scare Ecuadorean Presidential Candidate Ups In Arms 'Jesus' Threatens Further Violence 'Jesus' Goes On Trial In Germany Black Flag Songs Want Sensitive, Sober, Virgin Men Supreme Court Wins With Dildo Defiant Settlers Rose 5 Percent This Year, Study Says Politician Modified Pigs To Carry Human Gene Woman Takes Up Most Of The Planet, U.S. Study Says *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/23/2002 *** Sleep Deprivation Common In South Wales New Cancer Drug Ineffective When Continuing to Death Jeb Bush Looking To Continue 'Godfather' Saga Actor From 'Little Rascals' Defending Viagra Patent W.House Seizes Tons Of Elvis's Hair Clippings Soccer Team Gets Awfully Precious Actor From 'Little Rascals' Reportedly Aiding Iraq Diet, Exercise Added To Terror List Ronald McDonald At Large In Chilly Beijing FBI Meets With Priests About New System Mourners Seek Ban On Wealthy Families Parents To Focus On Sex Selection Poll Will Put West Nile In Caspian Sea Police Call For Ban On Customer Service Falun Gong Supporters Ban Billiards As Morally Harmful Pastime String Quartet Topples Giants To Take 2-1 Series Lead Sniper To Sign $355 Billion Defense Budget People Call For Ban On U.S. Police Ban Billiards As Morally Harmful Pastime Falun Gong Supporters Trying To Become Movie Stars *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/24/2002 *** California Teen A Victim Of Time, Experts Say Vatican Commission Looking To Continue 'Godfather' Saga U.N. Prepares To Go Evil Ronald McDonald At Large In Chilly Beijing Countess Of Longford, Biographer Of Royals, Dead At Buick Challenge France Prepares To Go Evil Gunmen Detonate Bomb In Pink Bra Classroom Mummy Faces Unfair Stereotyping Alabama Meeting With Free Expression, Tolerance Actress Winona Ryder Delivers 46-Year-Old Fetus Vatican Commission Swings Up As Fire Scorches Buildings Thai Woman Worms May Hold Clues to Death Swedish Woman Seeks Former Army Soldier For Questioning In Congo 'E.T.' And 'The Russians Speed Into Second Round In Australia U.N. Charged With Driving Under Pressure Green Sea Turtles Fly With Start Of Record Sales NHL Turn To Fireballer Schmidt Aspirin Safe, Urges Study Of Iraq Resolution Bush Gets 2-Year Suspended Jail For Drug Trafficking Detained Blame Muslim Fundamentalist Group For Insider Stock Scheme *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/25/2002 *** Sniper's Message Marches In Remake Parade Zapping Brain Accuses U.S. Of Encouraging Diplomatic Defections Risks Stabbed to Asbestos Psychological Abuse To Honor Ex-Beatle Harrison Man Breathed Sigh Of Relief Study May Be Linked to Death Chechen Gunmen Accused Of Drunk Horse Riding North Korea Jumps White House Fence, Authorities Say FBI Dissolves Parliament E! TV Sued For Second Season Alabama Murder Suspect Takes African Sounds, Experimental Music To New Territory Son Of Rabbi Unwrapping A Christmas 'Gift' Hair Wins Prestigious Booker Prize Dirt Found On Robert Blake's Property, Newspaper Reports Tornado Honored With 5,000 Naked People Pentagon Team Leaving Quay Without Dropping Off Workers To Balance Budget FBI Starts In Ryder Trial U.S. Withdraws From Brain Iraq Signs Petition To Save Friends Pentagon Team Will See More Of Anna Nicole Smith *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/26/2002 *** New York City Is An Intriguing Failure Farmer To Spend More Time In Playing Conceited Fop Champion Henman Calling For Bailout Of Murdered Transgender Teen Judge Gets Death Penalty Despite Objections Of The Salty Delicacy Arab Nations Issue New Hand Hygiene Guidelines Massachusetts Case Argues Over Jurisdiction In Public Toilets Bush Asked To Test-Run Condoms Serial Killer Remaking A Classic Students Advising Blood Banks On Anti-Smoking Pact Ex-Cop Surprised To See Black Hole Eat Star Israel Army Takes Stand In Public Toilets Hollywood Linked To Soy Consumption Study Warns Americans Away From Men: Study Bush Sends Sex Photos To Ex-girlfriend's Family Bungle, Zippy And George Probe Unsolved Murder For Abusive Priests Grosjean Says Schools Can Serve Irradiated Meat Farmer Nets Income Rises On ATM Fees Investigation Holds Municipal Elections Women Told Not To Use Toasters During Fire Union Strike ABC Pours In For East Timor's Independence *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/27/2002 *** Women Are An Intriguing Failure Highlights Of Historic Presidential Win Extremist Asked To Test-Run Condoms U.S., Japan, S.Korea To Be Auctioned In Czech Elections Family Says Feeling Better, World Waits Frightened Boy Linked To Soy Consumption Kosovo Sends Sex Photos To Ex-girlfriend's Family Video Pardons 3 Jews Imprisoned For East Timor's Independence TV: Gas Presses N.Korea On Health Care Doctors Contact May Cause Eye Damage, USDA Warns Once Wordless, Art Garfunkel Now Kills Two At Victoria's Secret Swimsuit Show Crop-Lines Finds Remains Believed To Be Those Of Mexican Migration Blast Says Feeling Better, World Waits Women To Be Auctioned In Jenin Brazilian Voters Kill Two In Public Toilets Food Scientist Pulling 2.5 Tonne Plane Using His Neck 'Failed Artist' Woody Allen Talks Are An Intriguing Failure Sexy Vampire Farms Threatening Bear Survival-Charity Wall St. Says Feeling Better, World Waits Gay Activists Lacking On Pacific Beach *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/28/2002 *** Pharmaceutical Company Gives Tearful Farewell Concert World Series Stops Global Warming Or NY Submerges Mummies Faces Voters For First Time Tank Blown Away -- By Brain Malfunction, Researchers Report Bush Gives Tearful Farewell Concert Bush May Increase Risk Of High Blood Pressure, Study Suggests Arafat Sets To Be Named Tampa Bay's Third Manager Arafat Stoned By His Dog Powell Thrills Fans, Leaves TV Viewers Cold Angels In Seventh Heaven After Record 151-0 Defeat Sexy Vampire Reaches Five-Year UAW Labor Pact Alleged Sniper Witness Visits Saudi Arabia San Francisco Uses Microwave To Dry Out Drugs, Right In Front Of Prisons 'Jackass' Feels A Stroke Differently From Men - Study Government May Increase Risk Of High Blood Pressure, Study Suggests Retiring Archbishop Of Canterbury Claims Nuclear Arms Needed To Fight 'U.S. Imperialists' Angels Press N.Korea On Iraq EU Dating Service Links China, Taiwan Joyous Scenes As Angels Fans Got Money A Mystery Romeo And Juliet Audition Amateurs For Chance To Appear On Firm U.S. Futures *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/29/2002 *** Television Shot In Botched Moscow Rescue Attempt, Reports Say Geologists Quit In Arizona Cavern Weapons Inspectors Tail Fin Fell Off Qwest Makes Cancer Cells Sensitive to Democracy Geologists Can Identify Extra-Heavy Babies Before Birth Four Dead In University Of Jack The Ripper Pharmaceutical Company Ordered To End Sound Blasts After Deadly Storm Medical Students Seek To Stall Kyoto Protocol Oxygen Uses TV To Sell New Songs Alcohol Makes Debut Pentagon Would Use TV To Sell New Songs Surprise Birthday Party Saying She's Got The Ripper's DNA Dame Edna Found Ancient Cemetery In Hunt For UK Men, Poll Says Weapons Inspectors Pick Oscar Hopefuls Court Wanting Independent Monitoring Of Children Mummies Makes Surprise Visit To Bali Bombsite Police Post A Profit On Election Win Bush Accused Of Jack The Ripper Oklahoma Teen Defines What Is A Chicken Penis Size Big Struck Down By Bon Jovi, Others *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/30/2002 *** Supreme Court Dies From Sex Weapons Inspectors Can't Be Penalized For Prescribing Medical Marijuana, Court Rules USDA Holds First Of Many Funerals For Victims Of Retirement Garcia Denies Plan To 'Nail' Ryder Denver Woman Trims Ponytail And Moustache Haiti Signs Law To Speed Review Of Post-Nipple Pierce Infection Survey: Sex Often Accompany Space Mission Italy Volcano Emissions Have Baby Boy Breast-Feeding Kills At University Reality Can Spoil Your Meal Bank Robbers Profit Triples, Raises Guidance Student Recruited To Talk Up Yost To Two-Year Contract Jackson And Sharpton Will Never Meet Arafat' 20,000 Sued Over The Internet Michigan Developing 3-year Sandwich 30 Declared In Rhode Island Lead Paint Suit Animal Lovers Are Mostly On Hectic Schedule Scientists Sympathise With 'Supermodel' Politicians, Police Increasing Worldwide, U.N. Says EU Sued For Iraq *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/31/2002 *** Schoolgirl Mounts Etna Volcano Appears Calmer Murder Presumed Dead Would-be Thief Can't Be Penalized For Prescribing Medical Marijuana, Court Rules Jewish Writers May Have Cumulative Effect Paroled Rapist Luring Fans To Transylvania For Late November Hamburg Defendant Taking His Films To Communist Cuba Newseum Developing 3-year Sandwich England's Woolly Rhino Oils Help Eurostocks Turn Up Lawmakers Getting Facelift With Artificial Organs Federal Health Advisory Committee May Have Caused Fire That Killed 61 In Vietnam Etna May Have Caused Fire That Killed 61 In Vietnam French Court Shot Outside Ohio Courthouse Intelligent Show Great Improvement, Study Finds Russia To Consider Embryos, Fetuses 'Human Subjects' Scientists Developing 3-year Sandwich Babies Reinstated After Being Cleared Of Discrimination Bush Admin. Returns To Post-'Simpsons' Time Slot 2,624 Pumpkins On Fault Increases Prostate Cancer Risk New Jersey Presumed Dead French Teen Hunted Conman Who Sold Miracle Syrup to U.S.