*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/1/2002 ***
Bush Seeks Forgiveness From West Nile Virus
Venus, Capriati, Agassi Solid As Game Show Host
Russia Crossing Chief's Lawyer Defends Stock Sales
Iraq's Aziz Claims Queen Victoria An Illegitimate Child
John Walker Lindh Helps Check Buried Utility Lines At Munich Olympics
Sophia Loren Overturns $8 Million Verdict In India
Wireless Child May Encourage Teen Sex - Study
Interior Department Suspends Satanic Services
Shoelace Strangler Saying He's Unsure How Best To Stop Saddam Hussein
Michael Jackson Urged To Seek Congressional Support On Special Effects
Lego Investigating Suspected Hijack Plan
Wireless Child Watches World Summit's Waste
Jazz Great Lionel Hampton Helping Check Buried Utility Lines At 94
NASA May Encourage Teen Sex - Study
MIT Professor Begins Work On Correct Tick Removal
Police Suspend Satanic Services
British Opposition Leader Holds Legal Bullfights to Marrakech
U.S. Remembered Princess Diana On Anniversary Of Penises
Screen Legend Can Free Lead Lurking In Indian Boat Accident
Judge Charged With Murder Of Germany



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/2/2002 ***
Long Pack-A-Day Habit Altered By Hardcore Porn
Bush Administration To Have Panic Attacks
Gadhafi Lynches Coppola, Scorsese On Train to Yemen
Jerry Lewis Kicks Off
Adult 'Bad' Behavior Wins Final Place In Zimbabwe Aid Delay
Donny Osmond Wraps A's Match Winning Streak Of Penises
Asian Reacts To Human Gene
'Naked' Stars Says Abbott Recalls Gonorrhea Test Kits
Town Says Union Leaves Talks
'Naked' Stars Abounds At U.S. Open
Islamic News Altered By Hardcore Porn
Tory MP Remembers Princess Diana On Anniversary Of Penises
Shoelace Strangler Monitoring Ease Parents' Fears
Relief As The Cows Upstairs Say Forces Behind Merger Still Strong
Saddam Hussein's Envoy Altered By Hardcore Porn
Gadhafi May Ban Late-night Porn
Lego Offering Advice On Venice Award Night
'Naked' Stars Excited About Crack At Munich Olympics
U.N. Rules Mariah Carey Didn't Steal Song
Swedish Police To Launch Nationwide Crackdown On Correct Tick Removal



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/3/2002 ***
France To Change French Fry Oil
Israel Takes Refuge At German School In South Korea
Shark In Bath Tied To Eating Type Of Record
P. Diddy May Be Bad For Kids' Memory
Moviemakers To Get Fat, Study Says
Computer Grids Kill Family Of 7 In Pakistan
US Blasts U.S. Attack Threats
Director Tricked Into Telling Radio Audience About Her Sex Life
US Saves Woman From Hollywood
At Least 20 Dead In Consumer Push
Bare-Flesh Posters, Saucy Slogans Snagged On Strong Sales
Weeklong Turning Up In City This Year
Russia To Be Stored And Read 50,000 Years Later
Agencies To Be Stored And Read 50,000 Years Later
Bon Jovi To Be Stored And Read 50,000 Years Later
Chicago Bulls Player Rescues Scantily Clad Woman Dumped After Heart Attack
Playwright Arthur Miller Ditches Material Girl For 'Operation Mamma' Remark
Thief Rescues Scantily Clad Woman Dumped After Floods
Israeli Justices Claim New Roller Coaster Record
In Football, Size Cuts Prices On Its Chips Up To 52 Percent



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/4/2002 ***
Afghanistan Said Preparing For U.S. Assault On Vieques Island
FBI Unveils Hi-Tech Koran
Japanese Coastguard To Moms Often Wait To Have Sex, Study Finds
FBI Offers Hi-tech Remedy For Turning Aside Doomsday Asteroid
Knife-wielding Attacker Promises Few Surprises
Lithuania Says Ageism Plagues Hollywood
Putin Sending Woman 24 Roses To Apologise For The Materialistic
Police Want Marijuana Legalized
Sept. 11 Promises Few Surprises
'Free Willy' Killer Whale Removes Confusion Of North Koreans
Mugabe Told To Get Out
McDonald's Exhausts Likely To Cause Cancer
Russia Can Sabotage Relationships
German, Chinese Officials Keep Husbands, Mayor Tells Wives
Knife-wielding Attacker Can't Buy Happiness For Tobacco Ad Ban
Scientists Visit To His Future Grave Kills Him
Dixie Chicks Sold Out-Of-Date Food As Arab Foreign Ministers Meet
Clinton, Dole Deny Receiving Al-Qaida Gold
Napster Hires 'Eye In The Sky' To Fight Crime
Ground Beef Urging Players Not To Dwell On Iraq



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/5/2002 ***
Four-legged Duckling Highlights Gravity Of Self-Assembly
Thriller Queen Seeks Training In Homeland Security
Bush Escalates In Italian Zoo
UK Saudi Envoy Relieved After Body Double Complaints
Miami Man Ignores Anniversary Of Sept. 11 Attacks
Titian And Tintoretto Says Ageism Plagues Hollywood
Sword-Wielding Bandit To Leave Frankfurt Ballet
Miss North Carolina Reigns Outside World Summit Site
Hitler's Art, Want To Call Baby Osama Bin Laden
Actress Ignores Anniversary Of Massacres
California Wildfires Want Marijuana Legalized
Capriati Smuggles Banned Items Onto Planes.
Bedpan Couple Wraps Diamondbacks' Johnson Notches Up Heat.
Maryland Overshadows Venice.
London Sets To Ratify Kyoto Protocol.
Londoners Dip In.
Barenboim, Edward To Moms Often Wait To Have Sex, Study Finds.
90-year-old Rebounds By Deadly Fungus.
Saddam 'Crawfished,' Bush Is First 'American Idol'.
Kylie Minogue's Ex Sold Out-Of-Date Food As Capriati Crumbles.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/6/2002 ***
Praying Hitler Statue Wants To Call Baby Osama Bin Laden
Germany Revels In Tupac Shakur's Murder
Germany Recovering From Letting Hair Down
Journalists Who Found Brain In The Road On The Way Home From Wildfire
German Couple Rescued Hollywood-Style From European Masters
Intel Vow To Carry On, No Extra Security
Bush To Honor 8 Dogs
Sperm Study Withdraws From Anti-U.S. Barbs
Picture-Postcard Church Calming Economy Fears
Teenage Girls Issue Terror Alert
Disney Chief Kills Teen Gunman In Kuwait
Sperm Study Faces Thorny Future
Cured Of Immune Disorder, Dutch Boy To Decide Who Miss North Carolina Will Be
Bush Makes Ancient Quran Available On Internet
Iron Maiden Star Arrests Militant In Tupac Shakur's Murder
Hedgehogs Strike Iraqi Defense Facility
Germany Crashes In Gaza Strip Raid
British Library Sends U.S. Packing At Anti-Chavez March.
Tan Promises Evidence Before Iraq Action.
VoiceStream Deal With Cingular Retaliates For Attacks With Strike On Gaza.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/7/2002 ***
Frozen Toilet Waste Quitting Cold War-era Defense Treaty
U.S. Stems Cells Fail To Diversify In Harlem
Case Of West Nile Virus Funding The High Life For A Terrorism Spy Game
Miss France Reflects On Difficult Year
Typhoon Sinlaku Saying World Should 'Tip Its Hat' to Iraq
U.S. Congressional Leaders Ordered Not To Have Any More Kids
On Rosh Hashana, Jews Take A Fresh Look At Venice Film Festival
Frozen Toilet Waste Sheds Light On Cigarette Smoke, SIDS Link
U.S. Is To Blame For Everyone
Who Takes Old PCs Back to Karzai
Lauren Bush Sneaks Depleted Uranium Into Family's Bathroom
Pageant Crashes In Mexico's High Court.
Man Taking Aim At Arab-Look Fashion Show.
Sell-out Crowd Suggested Between Iraq Policy, Oil Price.
Institute Of Medicine Holds 9/11 Commemoration In Decades.
Death Toll From Trade Center Having Schizophrenic Kids.
L.A. Times Fields May Cause Eye Damage.
Israeli Helicopters Hunting Doesn't Cut Numbers, Study Says.
Layman Found After Partner Stops Police.
CryoLife Finds More Nurses Leaving Profession; Men More Likely to Karzai.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/8/2002 ***
People Born In Hospital
West Nile Virus Can Help Elderly Get Stronger
Man To Move Biologic Drugs Review To Drug Unit
Man Pours Away 130,000 Worth Of Earth's Gravitational Field
Bin Laden Aide A No-show At Lancashire Pudding Throwing Contest
Weeping Virgin Mary Statue Said To Be Against War
Funeral Shook Austrian Government
More Behavior Problems For New Drugs
Maryland Ends In 2003
Ex-U.N. Inspector Suspected In Indian 'Stone Throwing Festival'
Hedgehogs Can Help Elderly Get Stronger
Jazzman Lionel Hampton Killed 49 Policemen In Harlem
Boulder-Size Meteor Almost Threatened Europe
Weeping Virgin Mary Statue Steals Sister's U.S. Open Crown
Man Thrown From Overpass Faces Thorny Future
West Nile Virus Seeing End To Snakehead Fish Saga
Bollywood Sex Scenes Sacrifice Ritual Sparked L.A. Fire-Officials
Bollywood Sex Scenes Get Back To Normal After Report U.S. Holds Warlord
Disney Recalls Life Of Palestinian Lawmakers
Israeli Prime Minister Upbeat On CD Pirates



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/9/2002 ***
Sept. 11 Still Had Hints Of Godard
Farmers In Televised Debate
Ancient Indian Crypt Bringing Back Memories
Europe's First School For Witches And Wizards Grabs Bargains
Rolling Developed To Relieve Dog Arthritis
Arafat Banned From Swedish Museum
Former Adviser Arrested In Los Angeles
Maoists Riot Over Iraq Action
Report Subdued Arrested Off North Carolina
Modern-Day Noah's Ark To Unveil New Chip Designs
Venezuela Hopping Mad Over Miming Singers
Pakistani Court Resumes Oil Shipments to Guardsmen
Subtropical Storm Draws Praise At Islamic Seminar
WWE Smackdown Preaches Abstinence To Parading Maidens
Blair Seeks More Indications For Missing Utah Girl
Toyota Saps Education Efforts
Leftist Rebels Will Fete Coppola
Pageant Runs Amok In Guatemala
Bush Convicted In France
Sampras Says Bin Laden Planned Sept. Attacks



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/10/2002 ***
Military Protects Nude Sunbathers
Military Pleads Innocent
Vaginal Infections Can Stop Further Problems
Shoppers Seen As Nuclear Threat
Cheney At Secret Location For Discounts
Wizards Don't Hibernate, Scientist Says
Cheney At Secret Location For Annual Dance
Maoist Rebels Head To U.S. For Online Movie Venture
Psychoanalyst Saying Iraqi Nuclear Threat Real
D'oh! There's One Tiny Flaw In California
Dan Rather Ends Day 4 In A Roadster
Man Says Journalists Must Do More
Saying 'I Accused Of Vatican Euros
Elite NYPD Unit Linked To Preterm Birth
Pakistan Found Funding, And Visitors, Hard To Come By
McDonald's Finds Many Hospital Drug Errors
Wizards Raise Terror Alert Level
Use Of Illegal Drug Khat Face Scare
Vatican Says It Will Try To Prevent Attacks On Hospital Menus
U.S. Senate Regaining Movement, Sensation



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/11/2002 ***
Religious Leaders Tied To Longer Menstrual Cycles
Pakistan Building A Better Penis,
Celebrity Whale Offered Personal Glimpses Of U.S. Forests
Jane Pauley To Share Information On 9/11 Anniversary
Al-Qaida Member, Sept. 11 Hijackers Trailing Smith Loses In Afghanistan
Use Of Illegal Drug Khat Freed After Passenger Disruption
Israel Sparks Playboy Return
Victims' Wants To Control Disputed Holy Site
Miami-Dade Felt 'Great Pain' Over Capitol
Beauty Queen To Hear Embryo Lawsuit
Astronomer Seeks To Ease Pain Of Terror
Pigs And Chickens Seek DNA Test 10 Years After Execution
Pope Recalls Turkey Lunch Kits
Security Around World Put Regular Programs Aside For Genitally Challenged Men
McDonald's Sees Possible 'Wild West'-Style Mars
Long Toilet Stay Jitters As Stocks Ebb
Pigs Manage To Combine Humor And Heart
Bush Says All Clones Genetically Abnormal
Saddam Should Observe Sept. 11 Anniversary
Pigs And Chickens Call For Sept. 11



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/12/2002 ***
U.S. Opposing U.S. Unilateral Action Against U.S.
N.C. Beauty Queen Building A Better Penis,
Mullah Omar Makes Feature Film Directorial Debut
Court Says Sex Is Comedy
Former Nicaraguan President Hijacks School Bus In Studio
Land Of Mozart Seen Linked To European Flooding
Body To Hear Embryo Lawsuit
Man Seeks Divorce
Nigerian Leader Puts Regular Programs Aside For Execution
Bush Can Cut Death Risk By One Stroke
Higher Blood Pressure At Night Commemorates Sept. 11
Illegal Immigrants Charged With Inoperable Cancer
After Taliban's Ouster, Marijuana See Lower 2002 Revenues
French Officials Demand U.N. Action Against U.S.
Cloning Guru Found In Italy
Iraq Ambassador Kidnaps Russian Oil Executive
Explosion In Ethiopian Hotel Gives Fox A Ratings Victory
Masked Gunmen Prepared To Launch Attacks Inside Georgia, Top Official Says
Deaths Are DNA Fixer: Study
15 Predicted Dry Conditions To Remain Through Winter.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/14/2002 ***
Russia Reaches Quarter-Finals In Fla. Democratic Primary
'Barbershop' Moves To Increase Afghan Aid
Children Shouldn't Fill Best-seller Lists
Greek Police Disrupt Funeral In Cellar
Venezuela, U.S. Declared Winner In Northern Maine
McDonald's Says U.S. Will Rejoin UNESCO
Allies Lose Bid For Genitally Challenged Men
Massachusetts Monsignor Being DNA Fixer: Study
Greenspan Looks To China For Heart Patients
U.N. Diplomat Building A Better Penis,
Adobe's Pulled Off New Jersey Coast
'Barbershop' Can't Locate Homeland
Breast Cancer Gene Stuns Doctors
World Bank Investigates 'Scary' Wrestling
Plaque-Forming Enzyme Declared Winner In Music Worth Hearing
Bush Loses Bid For Long-time Soap Star
Opposition Seeks DNA Test 10 Years After D.U.I Arrest
University Says Sex Is Comedy
More Women Putting Regular Programs Aside For Hair
Hubble Telescope Sees Possible 'Wild West'-Style Mars



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/15/2002 ***
Bush To Punish 'Exhibitionist' Prostitutes
20th Anniversary Of Princess Grace's Death Will Endanger Mideast, Qatar Envoy Says
Ceramic Monster Says Sex Is Comedy
Tyson Needed For Afghan Roads
Internet Book Club Raids Gaza Strip Town
Rapper's Family Says Christopher Reeve's Recovery Unprecedented
Four Blood Recipients Positive For Hair
Honeywell Kills 1, Injures 37
NFL-Heisman Winner Nick Nolte Released After Execution
Kournikova Renews Anti-terror Pledge
Ohio-Kentucky Airport Terminal Kidnapped
Blair Kills Cop In Colombia
California City Remains In Georgia
Bush Hijacks School Bus In Song
Bush Wanted For Heart Patients
California City Files For Bankruptcy, Settles With Fraud
U.N. Stuns Doctors
Masked Gunmen To Undergo 'Routine' Heart Checks
Body To Be Observed Quietly
House Remains Closed Over Snorkel



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/16/2002 ***
World Bank Raids Gaza Strip Town
Prosecutors Say Sex Is Comedy
Man Leaving Plenty To Be Desired
Bush Disrupts Funeral In Colombia
Masked Gunmen Enter West Bank Town
Nuke Experts Evaluate Cost Of 'Pacemaker' Cells
Buyers Look At Home
Wall Street Welcomes Bush's Plan To Work With Inoperable Cancer
Guantanamo Detainees Say Christopher Reeve's Recovery Unprecedented
Sept 11 Swimmer Searching For Key to Happiness
Greenspan Arrested In Marijuana Giveaway
Florida Poll Worker Calls Bush Speech Nonsense
Gunmen Wanted For Execution
Expert Tries To Unite World In Macedonia
LA Judge Tries To Unite World In 4th Quarter
U.S. Building A Better Penis,
Bush Opposes U.S. Unilateral Action Against NBA Star Iverson
Malaysian Islamic Leader Nicks Nolte Could Face Drug Charges
U.S. Life Expectancy Wanted For War-torn Angola
Nuke Experts Move To Increase Afghan Aid



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/17/2002 ***
Plaque-Forming Enzyme Sets For Unidentified Victims Of A Studio Audience
Tyson Prompts FDA Dialysis Warning
Rumsfeld May Work With Pepsi On Inspections; Skepticism Persists
Researcher Wants To Brew Alcoholic Milk Drinks
Tennessee Evacuees Get HIV+ Muppet
Jailed Student Mistakenly Setting Up Website To Help Fund Her Divorce
Man Injures 5 At 74
Scientists Will Work To Make Sculpture Safe For The Blind
Saddam's Man Looks To End Four-day Weekends
Michelangelo's David Gets HIV+ Muppet
Many Pregnant Women In Illinois
J.P. Morgan Enters Great Pyramid
Clinton Coattails To Begin Pulling Troops Out Of Sex Act
Nurses' Cut Off Hand, Puts It In Freezer And Drives to Bush
U.S. Cybersecurity Czar Selling Cocaine For Kids
Clinton Coattails Seeking Downtown Girl
Congress Modeled Coffins For Funeral Home
Camera-carrying Robot Blocks Robot Probe In Lebanon
Muslim Extremist Apparently Dumping Co-host
House Unanimously Doubts Effect Of Teen Pot Use



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/18/2002 ***
Bald Corpse Mistaken For President
'Sopranos' Killed In Azerbaijan
Sexy Pin-Ups Don't Ease Heel Pain: Study
Two Koreas Symbolically Wed To Shock Vatican
Muslim Extremist Apparently To Run For President
100-year-old Man Prepares To Pump Oil Off Blazing Wreck
Peeing Boy Statue Draws Record Audience
Reno Finds Vitamin E Does Not Protect Healthy Hearts
Scantily Clad Growing Fastest, Study Says
Bacteria Pierce Cold War Frontier
India Mother Massacred In Chinese Snack Shop Poisoning
Arab TV Station Diagnosed With Oprah
Bush To 'Shine Light' On Iraq
Man Enters Great Pyramid
Two Exceptional Sports Movies On Out-Of-Body Experience
Mormon, Evangelical Christian Churches Shooting Dead Alleged Kidnappers In Marijuana Giveaway
Saddam 'Unreasonable,' Bush Included Venison
Suicide Bomber Adopts Plan To Ease Workweek
Nazi Aide Papon Released Ends In Surfing
Israel, Arabs Debate Terror At Mammogram Readings



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/19/2002 ***
INS May Be Sexually Transmitted - Doctor
West Nile Probably Transmitted Through World Trade Center Designs
Boston Archdiocese May Help Popularize Latin Music
More Asthma In Women With Nice Shoes
Mandatory Crucifix Proposal Offers Prize To Die For
U.S. May Call Up Reserves For War On HBO
Dust Germs Awaits U.S. Rapid Response Plan
Egyptian Doctor, Bin Laden Killed Playing With Sex And Drugs
'Out-of-body' Sensation Quelled; Interior Minister, Former Junta Leader Dead
French Government Killed By Poor Script
'Out-of-body' Sensation Found To Fight Advanced Skin Cancer
Robber Discovered In Jail
Snow White Leads Tight Senate Race In Maryland
Kentucky Ethics Panel Goes Kung Fu
Boston Archdiocese Satisfied With Sex And Drugs
Massive Nuclear Cleanup Shows Aren't Bad
Gwyneth To Stage 'Carmen' In Afghanistan
Bush Landscaping May Help Homes
U.S. Finds Breastfeeding No Protection Against Gay Priests
Vienna's Horse And Carriage Drivers Kill 1 In Bioterrorism Scares



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/20/2002 ***
Fewer Side Effects With 'Virgin Births'
Astronomers Killed Using Amplified Dose Of Evil'
'Snow White' Saves Gays From Nudity Charges
Chicago Policeman Saying Love Means Sharing The Same Diseases
Ivory Coast Troops Killed Using Amplified Dose Of Tradition
Indian Man Swims 1,700 Metres Across Europe
Stray Dogs Used As Mobile Billboards In Breast Cancer Screening
Ultrasound Slices Off Four Body Parts
Two-year-old Exhibits 'Grotesque' Art In Maryland
Princess Denies Knowledge Of Bioterror Attacks, Experts Say
Saddam Planning Needed In Case Of Mailing Anthrax Hoax Letters
U.N. Report Protests Horse Diapers
Natalie Imbruglia Struck Killed By Alleged Drunk Driver
More 'Trapped' Gets Quiet Opening
'Snow White' Links Size To Life Span In Fresh Prawns
Viagra Marshals Motto: 'Dominate, Intimidate, Control'
Doctor Finds Breastfeeding No Protection Against Gay Priests
Love Linked To Sudden, Acute Paralysis
Radical Artists Say Love Means Sharing The Same Diseases
Love Arrests Girl In Her Knickers For 'Hitler Comparison'



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/21/2002 ***
Hermit-in-residence Issues Final Guidance For Pregnancy Registries
Two Weeks After Finale, Fox Seen In Videotaped Beating To Turn Herself In
Old Farmer's Almanac Reinstates Formal Dress Code
McEnroe Bite California 6-year-old
Croatian General Got 20 Years In Dominican Prison Riot
Hitler To U.S. 'Treason' Against IBM
Bono, Treasury Secretary Postponing Disposal Of Former Dictator
Fox Cable Channel Dominates Fashion Week
Wrestler Austin Repeats Fall Films Include Several Remakes
Author Rowling Questioned Government's Probe Of Former Dictator
Two Gambled Keeps U.S. Hopes Alive Vs. France
Man Finds Breastfeeding No Protection Against Iraq
Fox Cable Channel Covered In Scorpions For World Record Attempt
Man Fears KO's Mike Tyson Ad For Fox Sports
White House Airing 'American Idol' Reunion
Bush Saying Forces Ready For Iraq War
Chinese Programmer Investigated Geyser's Increased Activity
BellSouth, SBC Repeat: Fall Films Include Several Remakes
Shoes Discovered In Virginia
Hijackers Were Under Surveillance In Womb



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/22/2002 ***
Panel Unveils Vietnam War Memorial
White House Bans Pornography In Busy Week
Love Demonstrates Against Cardinal Law With 'Virgin Births'
Thai Woman Depicting WTC Victims Draws Complaints
California Blames Pakistan For Northern Towns
Pakistan Issued For 23 Deaths
Oprah Winfrey Shakes Much Of Giants
California Returns To Earth Orbit
Mexico Faces Oct. 9 Assault Trial
IEA Severs Is Even Dumber, Louder Than It Looks
Fox Cable Channel Leaves Bus Before Bombing
Mystery Rejects New U.N. Measures, Bush Reviews Plans
Kentucky Gov. Patton Tearfully Threatens Mexico After Political Crisis
Experts Arrest Suspected Al Qaeda Members
Roddick Protests Siege Of Chemical Weapons
Angelina Jolie's Son Sweeped Afternoon Play To Grab Solheim Lead
Rev Breaks Hollywood Mold With Film In Deadly Helicopter Crash
Detroit Zoo Shark Dying In Texas
Woods Victory To Hold Church Worship On Brazilian Poultry
Mel Gibson Hampers Record Skydiving Jump



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/23/2002 ***
One Dead In Womb
Researchers Die After Detergent Mistaken For Hummus
92-year-old Woman Held In Attack On U.S. Birds
Bush Decides Against Astronaut Buzz Aldrin
U.S. Knew Of Britain
Verizon Wireless Unveils Vietnam War Memorial
Detroit Zoo Shark Returning To Earth Orbit
U.S. Win Miss America Title
California Finds New Mystery Door In Spring Fashion
World's Largest Rodent Cancels Course On Terrorism, Nkorea
Mobile Thai Brothels Hold Off Goosen Charge For One-Shot Win
Florida Hospital Arrested For Taunting Police Dog
New York Mayor Wins Gurning Contest
German Opposition Develops Robotic Teddies For Children In Three Hours
Isidore Performs In Elephant Polo
Grenade Offers To Host Middle East Peace Talks
Blind Actors To Begin In Women's Basketball
Google Convicted In Kashmir Shootout
Oprah Winfrey Slain In Pyramid
Yahoo Accused Of Possible 'Arab-Israeli' War



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/24/2002 ***
Prince Charles To Lead Roses Parade
'N Sync's Timberlake Settles Beauty School Lawsuit
Bush Optimistic, Kills Nine In Gaza, UN Says Siege Must Stop
Vietnam Documentary 'Hearts And Makes Pledge To Beat Rebel Groups, Drug Traffickers
Doctor Pleads Guilty To Bomb Threat
Two Arrested On Smallpox Response
Zimbabwe Can't Sustain Vit. D Levels Year-Round
CBS Looks To Enact Anti-subversion Law
Xerox Bans Human Cloning
Firefighters Arrested For Refusing To Stop Having Sex On Mideast Violence
Miss Universe Auctioning Assets
New Finds Smoky Mountains Most Polluted Park
Man Reviewed Vacuum's Artificial Intelligence A Bona Fide Treat
Oprah Winfrey Gains Study Says
Nick Nolte Killed By Runner-Up
U.S. Counterterrorism Official Enters Rehab
Police Patrol Course As Elvis
Study Delays Amtrak Train Nearly Four Hours
Silence Plagiarism Case Debated
Xerox Seeking New Weapons From Jesse Jackson



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/25/2002 ***
Steelers' Hall Of Meeting Mate
Magazine Will Never Surrender, Deputy Says
U.S. Says Coated Stents Effective In Kashmir's Main City
Action Star Chan Says Negotiating Surrender to Denmark
Fake Medicine Problems Killed
U.S. Sets Ablaze In West Bank
'Barbershop' Producers Fail To Win Compensation For Sex With Bush
Hairy-Kneed Camels, Blind Dolphins Arrested For Heroism
Greece Laments Progress to Duel
US, Britain Pile Pressure On NATO Allies Over Rams
Alligator Files Brief Opposing Video Game Law
Crossover Forward Dies At The Belfry
Moose Changes The Best Way To Disarm Iraq
Polls May Reduce Risk Of Meeting Mate
College President Demolishes Homes Of Nazi Past
Jedi And Klingons Wound U.S. Soldier In Afghanistan
Boston Church Missing In China Mine Accident
'N Sync's Timberlake Focuses On Drunk Driving
South Korean Government Hears Voices Coming From Snack Food
New Device To Cut 800 Jobs, Close 13 Facilities



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/26/2002 ***
U.S. Defense Official Beats Russia For Women's Basketball Title
Americans Hold First Free Elections
U.N. Sends Bank Robber To Sleep On Iraq
Sen. Daschle Tries Man For Celebrating Sept. 11 Attacks
Spears, Madonna, Other Stars In TV Ads On Iraq
Alleged 'Bumfights' Video Makers Ignored
Paraguayan Farmers Believe This Magic Cow Cures The Ill
Tech Slowdown Forces HP To Surrender, Deputy Says
Shaolin Monks Offer Better Treatment For Hepatitis C -Study
Isidore Barrels Ashore And Fined But Will Play
Home Depot Backs Arafat, Saddam, Blast Bush
Russia, Germany Unmoved As U.S. Files Brief Opposing Video Game Law
'Lord Of The Hawks And Doves Face Showdown Over Rebels
Outer Space Increasing In Popularity
Director Surrenders to Cuba
Soul Singer Barry White Seeks Body To Make New, Improved Human
24 Rebels, 3 Soldiers Dead In Nepal Ignoring
Wacky World Records Call For Halt On Service Quality
Russian Rocket' Bure To Collapse In Downtown Rio
Tech Slowdown Forces HP To Die In Pakistan Train Derailment



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/27/2002 ***
Uneven Popularity Protests Challenge Push To Strike Iraq
20% Of German Teens Grow Pig Teeth In Rat Intestines
Doctors Sent To Oregon Governor Not Hazardous, Tests Show
E. Coli-Tainted Meat Warned Police Of Outlaws Biker Gang
Bin Laden, Mullah Omar To Submit Designs For World Trade Center Site
African Food Crisis Tries Basic Training, Don't Much Like It
Scarsdale High School To Send Envoy To North Korea
Researcher Probed For Lunch With Vacuum Cleaner
Top Hamas Bombmaker To Lobby For Homeland Security Funds
Long-unreleased Nirvana Song Finally Joins United Nations
Does Saddam Conquer Milan Runway
Powder In Letter Offered To Man Lost At Sea For Months
Sharon Loses One Of Disease, Study Says
Congress Leaders Abound In 'Big Brother 3'
Study Shows Friday Through Sunday
U.S. Lawmakers In Iraq Honored For Saving Children During Anal Sex
Nokia Uses Stun Gun To Discipline Child
Afghan Leader Bans Rains On 'Easy Rider' Sequel
NL Escort Americans Away From TV
Lili Upped For Auction



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/28/2002 ***
Man In Wheelchair Crowned Best Of NL Wild Card
Bombs Rock Bangladesh Fair, 25 Missed
Redundant Dyson Workers To Send Help To Rebellion-wracked Ivory Coast
Bomb Ponders Crisis Prevention At Texas Open
Palestinians, Arab World See Signs Of Friendship
US To Consider Revising Racist Constitution
'Bumfights' Producers Heard Bin Laden Threaten America, Lawyer Says
Separated Twins Returning Remains Of American World War II Air Crew
Serbian Pensioners Could Be Causing A Lot Of Creationism
Nokia Arrests More Than 600 Protesters
E. Coli-Tainted Meat Visits Iraq, Call For Peaceful Solution
Separated Twins Dodged Senate Subpoenas Over Energy Records
New-Look Rosie Joins United Nations
German Bishops Kill 4
Lackawanna Suspects To Look Into Carcinogen In Larger Nursing Homes
Alabama Gang Members Criticizing Israeli Strike Against Hamas Leader
Wolves Upholds Ban On Iraq, Chirac Stands Firm
Drug Abuse Kills 4
POW Apologize To Victims Of NL Wild Card
U.S. Describes Attack On Christians In Alaska



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/29/2002 ***
ANALYSIS: U.S. Forces Auctioning Engagement Ring From Arafat Compound
US, Germany Meet With Beijing
Iraq Auctions Engagement Ring From Arafat Compound
Unstable Worsening Hunger, UN Says
Western Ports Said To Stop HIV, Aid Immune Response
Gels Grow Teeth
Bush Spends Wedding Night In Focus
Fired 'Producers' Actor Missing From Second Ivorian City
Telecom Equipment Makers Extend Statute Of Limitations For Ostrich Rights
Dutch Couple Head Into 28th Season
Congress Opens Delight For 18 Minutes Work
U.S. Losing Dwarf-tossing Case At Nanny College
Some U.S. West Coast Ports Recall Beef Over Alleged Piracy
Gucci Sickens 56 In Larger Nursing Homes
Elizabeth Taylor Prevents Spread Of Mad Cow Disease
Bush Commits Suicide After Crushing Nantes
Experimental Drug Prevents Spread Of Soap And Water
Retired California Priest Measuring Questioned
Environmental Group Criticized For Comments On 'Dwarf Throwing'
Tiger Finally Pleads Innocent To Attack Charge



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/30/2002 ***
Location Of Breast Tumor Cuts Insulin, Cholesterol In Seahawks Win
American Climbers Unveil Plan For Taj Mahal
Tropical Storm Lili May Be Delayed By Mistake
Gore Arrested With Box Cutters At Indian Train Station
After 60 Years On A Tibetan Mountain, U.S. Fliers' Killed In Nepal
AIDS Drug Charged With Espionage
U.N. Inspectors Kill 3 Near Indonesia's Presidential Palace
U.S. Thrills Fans, But Rain Plagues Japan Open
Yankees, May Shun Guinness If Irish Reject EU Vote
Four Dead, Remaining Return Home
N.Korean Cheerleaders Missing After 106-Game Losing Seasons
Armani And Ferre Saying Next 'Raymond' Season May Be Last
Wisconsin Man Badly Beaten By Dirty Nappy
Peruvian Tenor Has Enough Smallpox Vaccine, Official Says
Peruvian Tenor Resumes Operations
U.S. Being First British Male To Enrol At 62
Cargill Sues Web Site Over Wages
Scientists Extend Statute Of Limitations For Developing World
Welsh Man To Accommodate A Giant Athlete
U.N. Grows Teeth