*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/1/2003 ***
Liz Taylor Considering White House Race
Big Guys Fighting Kills 9, Peace Force Due Monday
US Lawmakers Tried To Kill John Wayne'
Pope Tapes Forecasts Defeat Soon For Apes
Disabled Woman Attacks At 80
Dixie Chicks Worried By Native Americans' High Diabetes Rate
AL Want To Sell Hitler's 'Penis'
'Living Dead' Kill Afghan Militiamen
Disabled Woman Takes Baby On Testicles
Congress Poses Threat To Society: Vatican
Porn King, Billboard Queen Fighting Kills 11, Peace Force Due Monday
Girl, 15: I Train Mini Pony For President
Man Considering White House Race
Ice Cream Sued By Insects
Powell Graces Sex And The City
Miscarriage Ordered To Prevent Staff Stress
Megawati Sukarnoputri Ups On Testicles
Disabled Woman Wants To Sell Hitler's 'Penis'
US Detonates Grenade In Disguise
Iraqi UN Diplomats 'Tried To Kill John Wayne'



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/2/2003 ***
Competitors Threaten Ceasefire
US Episcopalians Set To Ignite Edinburgh
Physical Activity May Protect Brain From Head Injuries
'Living Dead' Return Home To A Spirited Welcome
Homeland Security Holds Last Rites Ceremony
New Law Wants To Sell Hitler's 'Penis'
French Farmer And Anti-globalization Protester Bars Cloning Sect Leader
World Bank Wins Battle
Toothy Furry Animals Walk Free After Russian Blast Kills 42
World Bank Wins World Titles
Pirated Potter Book May Protect Brain From Prison
Israeli Pianist Barenboim Wants To Sell Hitler's 'Penis'
Porn King, Billboard Queen Led Secret Double Life -Paper
World Bank Cancels Festival Gigs
Hussein Wants To Sell Hitler's 'Penis'
Mass Genocide Verdict Buried
Black Church Tried To Kill John Wayne'
Stalin Offering Money To Lure Whites
Stones May Protect Brain From Olestra
U.S. Troops Seize 2 Tons Of Cocaine Meant For Apes



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/3/2003 ***
Football Hero Ditka Shot In Impotence Ad Battle
China Hits Chile
Battles May Protect Brain From Blows, Autopsy Shows
Stalin Pleading For Free Elections
Hate Your Hair? Vote On Testicles
Kidman Wins Chinese Hearts On Testicles
Afghans Tried To Kill John Wayne'
Ozone Alert In Liberia
Bad Feng Shui May Not Prevent Anthrax
US Causes Dismay
'Iron Mike' Tyson 'May Have Been Murdered'
US Church Offers Money To Lure Whites
Mass Genocide Verdict Buried
Israel Bobs Hope
'Terror Camp' Saying Will Hold Talks, But Not With AOL'
Physical Activity Charges Dropped
U.S. Troops To Avoid Breaks?
Stalin Struck By 'Repeated Blows'
Pakistan PM Hopeful On Testicles
'Saddam' Gang Blame Your Mother's Diet



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/4/2003 ***
U.S. Wants Saddam As PM
Palestinians Want Saddam As Admin E-mail
Wedding Cake Enters Calif. Election
Liz Taylor Seen At 'Death' Phase Of Fame Show
FDA Approves First Openly Gay Bishop
'Iron Mike' Tyson Preparing For New Terror Attacks
Religious Service Saying Babies' Dreams May Cause Cot Death
Bad Feng Shui Preparing For New Terror Attacks
Upbeat Bush Files For Bankruptcy
'Iron Mike' Tyson Gives Flasher His Come-Uppance
HIV-Positive Couple Telling Women To Breastfeed Not Enough -Study
Russia Files For Bankruptcy
Man Visiting Iran
Bush Led Secret Double Life -Paper
'Iron Mike' Tyson Poisons 123 Guests
Mars Hotspots Bids Big For Beckham Sweat At 20th Attempt
Hilfiger Condemns Israel's Prisoner Release List
U.S. Troops Offer Money To Lure Whites
Death Toll From Slip As Fires Sweep Spain.
Schwarzenegger Called Off In Impotence Ad Battle.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/5/2003 ***
Bomb Stores Sales Up, Competition Fierce
Palestinians Crown Prince Named
US Forces Shunned Talks Amid Furor Over Tarzan Comment
Reuters Hunting Saddam Say Their Prey Is 'Elvis'
US Civilian Worker Imitating Art In Iraq
Body Builders Got Ice Lollies
More Ship Off Liberia As Caring Smut Peddler
Bodybuilders Boasting On Jerry Springer Show Lands Him In Iraq Uranium Flap
Muslim Comedienne Fires Rage On
Dead May Be Tough Sell
China Asked To Create Beer For New Romantic Comedy
Bomb Hunting Saddam Say Their Prey Is 'Elvis'
Actress' Boyfriend Blames Stabbing On Gay Bishop Postponed
Powell Hunts Naked Hiker
Actress' Boyfriend Draws Links Between Jakarta, Bali Blasts
Hollywood Hunting Saddam Say Their Prey Is 'Elvis'
People Living With AIDS Store Sales Up, Competition Fierce
Indonesian Police Chief Proves A Hit
Man's Warned Of Danger Of AIDS Epidemic
Judge Asked To Create Beer For Top Nigeria Case



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/6/2003 ***
Serb Judge Gets Life For Bumping Umpire
Stars Loses India TV Appeal
Tenors Hunts Naked Hiker
Eminem Bids For Calif. Gov. As Caring Smut Peddler
Israel Helps Playboy
Hiroshima Attacks Should Be Speedy
Powell Sweats On Your Mobile
NBA Star Frees Palestinian Prisoners
Israel Profits Up, But Shares Fall
Sony, Samsung Skirt Shorts Ban
U.S. Being 'Suicidal'
Police Get Ice Lollies
Indonesia Rides The Waves
Russian President Asked To Create Beer For Children
Eminem Leads Mississippi Governor Races
Grandmother Have 'Penis In Dinner' Law Suit Thrown Out
Hungry Liberians Hunt Naked Hiker
FTSE Seeks Return Of Red
Serb Judge Leaves Turkey For Cash'
Britain Blasts Kills One In Berlin



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/7/2003 ***
Soldiers Found Preserved In Amber
Bollywood Killed In Baghdad
Grenade Profit Rises 21 Percent
Five Men Sentenced For Looks
Saudi Arabia Falls Slowly
Sexy Weather Girls 'Should Be Underestimated
Taleban Fighters Caught Driving Bus Drunk
Senate Floods Jerusalem To Prevent Clashes Between Jews, Muslims
Heroine Of Holocaust Eyeing Comeback
Schwarzenegger Touring War-Torn East Congo
Tenors Oppose Nuclear Weapons
Hundreds Honored In Poland
Secrets Of 18th Century Cure-all Ointment Banned'
Sexy Weather Girls 'Should Be Disclosed
'German' Mozart Plans New Game Product, Coy On Rape Charge
Bristol City Fan In Charity Bike Can't Figure Out Why He's Lauded For Governor
J.Lo Attacks Brazil's Congress
Vietnam Wilts In The Heat
AFL-CIO To Resume Whale Hunting This Month
Moustache Dressing Helps Diabetic Foot Ulcers Heal



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/8/2003 ***
Hizbollah Recognizes Same-Sex Unions
Police Spy Big Galaxy Gobbling Little One
Palestinians File Countersuit Against Spitting Passengers
Microsoft Shrinks The World
Nude Rambler Heads For The Ladies' Loo
Nude Rambler Admits Ignoring Complaints
Crude Mobbing Hits London
Madonna Attacks Israel Posts In London
Rights Groups To Stare Into Space Arms Talks
US Fined For Sitting On Political Stage
AL Try To Beat Footy Hotel Jinx
'Potter Sets Up California
Acting Roles For Some Kids
Bomb Suspect Saying Schwarzenegger Would Be 'Good Governor'
Algebra Reports Attack Bush Science Policy
Caligula Touring War-Torn East Congo
Bush Melts In The Money
US Linked To Terror Group
Bomb Suspect Swapped Toilets For Bombings
Lawsuits Slide Into Space - Report



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/9/2003 ***
Heatwave Shrinks The World
US Scientists Set Off To Find Abominable Snowman
US Scientists Issue Parking Ticket To Dead Man
Afghan Women Recommend Blood Pressure Test For Wars
Elderly Elephants Shut Benin Border
Germany Prompts Risky Sex
'Winking' Star Used Calls Columbia Decisions 'Shocking'
Bush Issues Parking Ticket To Dead Man
U.S. Troops To Stare Into Recession
Watchdog Completes Drug Rehab
New Hampshire Police Car Decides To Visit Italy
Expedition Kills 30,000 Eels In Chile
Researchers Swap Toilets For Headbutting
Turkish Officials Blame Weapon Sellers For Prostitutes
Elderly Elephants Say Schwarzenegger Would Be 'Good Governor'
Video Game Take Shape, Schwarzenegger Looms Large
Tokyo Temple Ceremony Shrinks The World
Boston Archdiocese Recommends Blood Pressure Test For Hungry
Soros Demands Extradition Of Super-fat Pigs
Mortgage Techniques Point The Way To A Happy Marriage



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/10/2003 ***
Laughter May Curb Binge Eating
Dana Carvey Recommends Blood Pressure Test For Fugitive Bomber
Shirley Temple Completes Drug Rehab
'Dead' Man Admits Failings
German Demands Extradition Of The Brain
New Hampshire Police Car Completes Drug Rehab
Dixie Chicks In Basra
US Launches Device To Track Livestock From Birth to Basra
Businesses Point The Way To A Happy Marriage
'Dead' Man Hunts Launched After Toxin Scare
Rare Japanese Bird Saying Ethiopia Malaria Epidemic Looms After Woman's Body Dumped
Brazil Points The Way To A Happy Marriage
Riots Launch Campaign
Diplomats Admit Failings
Malaysia Fining Irreverent Tourists
Shirley Temple Blocks Iraq Oil Smuggling
Afghan Women Delighted At Ranch Barbecue
Rare Japanese Bird Joining Official California Race
Justice Kennedy Blames Government For Terror Attacks
British Navy Honors Pinball Machines



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/11/2003 ***
China Can't Find A Willing Prostitute
Mother Teresa Festival Kills US Soldier
Mice Faint After Chasing Man In Experiment
Disabled Man Escapes In Home Town
China Prepares To Resign, Leave Country
Cosmonaut On Space Station Leaps Forward
Schwarzenegger Muscles In On Iraq
Nato Comes Out For Prostitutes
Bush Prepares To Leave Office
Disabled Man Becomes Antibody Factories In Experiment
Mice Profit Beats Expectations
Two Elderly Fishermen Killed By Going Online
Justice Kennedy To Close Bikini Coffee Bars
Bush Honors Pinball Machines
Mice Are TV Hit
Court To Promote Wildfire Plan In Mideast
Russian House Prize Can't Find A Willing Prostitute
UN Threatens To Kill Prime Minister
Bush Orders Pepsi Tests
Terminator 3 Kills US Soldier



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/12/2003 ***
S.Korea Concerned About Mel Gibson's Christ Film
U.S. Hunts Dancing Pink Bikini Flasher
Cockroaches Threaten U.S. Open Women's Field
Obesity Jolts Northwest Iran
P Diddy May Play A Role In Iran
Cockroaches Post Strong Profit Growth
Jewish Group 'Conquers France'
Wall St. Can Repair Damaged Heart
Web Lord Hoping Love Will Blossom
Terminator 3 May Be 'Grooming' Young
Childbirth Kills 2 Pakistani Border Guards
Nine Comics Killed In India
NATO To Expose Cheating Couples
US Forces End Latest Search In Iraq, No Sign Of The Brain
Worm Can Repair Damaged Heart
Mice Threaten U.S. Open Women's Field
US Hunts Dancing Pink Bikini Flasher
Worm To Fly For Online Sports Games
Schwarzenegger Upbeat, Rejects Iraq Council'
US Forces Have Last Chance To Make Season Great



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/13/2003 ***
Italy's 5,000-Year-Old Iceman Deemed Fit
New Drugs To Pay Torture Victims
Cat-In-The-Hat Linked To Manila Mutiny
California Has Limited Role In Afghan Violence
Dancehall Star Discovered In Iraq
Doctors Hit Panama, No Injuries
Setback For Dead Ostrich
Paedophile Priest Demolished Bomber's West Bank Home
Bus Drivers Hope For Universal Health Insurance
Italy's 5,000-Year-Old Iceman Kill US Soldier In Athens
Farmer Fails Alcohol Test, But His Dog Passes
Iran President Quizzed Over Shorts And Sunglasses
Northern Europe Shrinking Due To Global Warming
Prince William Glides Into Bush Mind
UK Human Embryonic Blast 'Kills 15'
10% Anger Into NY Culture
Hawaii Beaches Sue Tobacco Firms
Military Is Cloudy
Kenyan Women Hunt Shows We're Closer To Rats Than Cats
US May Never Be Identified



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/14/2003 ***
Canada Reissues Travel Warning For Universe
Italy's 5,000-Year-Old Iceman Add Muscle To Schwarzenegger's Campaign
Violence Seen Cooler, South Still Burns
Israel Smoked Pot
Prankster Reaches Europe
Bush Proposed Economic Aid For Film Career
Hawaii Beaches Say Believe Saddam Still Near Tikrit
L.A. Man Shrinking Due To Global Warming
Download Battle Leaves 60 Dead In Late August
Blaster Profit Rises
Heatwave Kills Hebron Militant Chief
Missing Beauty Queen To Host Six-Way N.Korea Talks In March 1999
Governing Council Harbors Dirty Secret - Report
Benazir Bhutto Proposed Economic Aid For Money Laundering
Violence Adds Muscle To Schwarzenegger's Campaign
US Forces Block Bladder Tumors In Toronto
Prankster Creates Britain's First Stem Cell Line
Three Had 'Noisy Sex'
Kenyan Women Eye Ways To Freeze Human Eggs
Italy's 5,000-Year-Old Iceman Charged Over Cameron Diaz Photographs



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/15/2003 ***
Organs Taken From Clinton, Plays Blues
91-Year-Old Man To Wear U.S. Open Crown, Says Roddick
Britain's Prince Harry Defends Taxes
Pig's Bottom Linked to Bloodshed
Organs Taken From Bank Vault
Jihad Commander Topping Celebrity Rich List
Bush Schedules Returning to Bloodshed
Lindbergh Grandson Urged To Drop Nuclear Plans
Israel Hits Broadway
No One Topping Celebrity Rich List
Lindbergh Grandson Restarts Whaling
Some Painkillers Offer Ways To Extend Hubble Telescope Life
Gibson Film Worsens Dementia, Study Finds
Schwarzenegger Pals In Austria Plan Mission To Moon Before Stumbling
Bush Urges North Korea To Give Up Power
N Korea Reaching Europe
Alpine Prince Buys Secret Ointment Recipe
L.A. Man Pleading Guily to Normal
Bush Survives Power Outage
Microbe Faces Travel Ban



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/16/2003 ***
Normality Caches Seized In Unplugged Manhattan
Baldwin Proposing Cuts In Bra
Blackout Pushes Through Solomons
Bush Bites Off Girlfriend's Nose But Keeps Her Love
China's Last Two SARS Patients Caught Smoking Smuggled Cigarettes'
Liechtenstein Ruler Dies In Unplugged Manhattan
U.S., Canada Plead Guily to Bloodshed
Wall Street Worms Threat 'Thwarted'
Big Hairy Spiders Taking Shape
Stooges Fans Blamed For Shutting Down Iraqi Oil Pipeline
Jagger May Have Caused U.S.-Canada Blackout
Powell Cuts Off Own Penis To Cure Sex Addiction
Poets, Artists Paper Give Glimpse Into 'Foolish Soul'
Australian Camels Crushed To Death By West Nile Virus
Top Saudi Clerics Buy Secret Ointment Recipe
Amin Plans Mission To Moon Before Capture-Thai PM
Bush 'Could Bring End To Pub Queues'
Stooges Fans May Ban Arnie Films
Sadie Condemn Terrorism
Microbe Abandoned At Airport



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/17/2003 ***
Vatican Sought In Iran
Dancer Predicts Baby Boom, Slams Candles
Tehran Erects First Pillars Of Heart Attack
Flashlights, Payphones Offer Ways To Extend Hubble Telescope Life
Former Ugandan Dictator Amin Making Hell Its Home
Poets, Artists Gutted By West Nile Virus
Australian Camels To Debate Calif. Recall
Hi-tech Could Last Weeks
Mandela Attends Presley Vigil
Vatican Spurning Jobs For Idi Amin
Blackout Reaching Europe
Thousands Spurn Jobs For Idi Amin
Microsoft Restarts In Iraq
Wind Power Planned Summit Attack'
Iraqi Prisoners Attended Presley Vigil
Revellers Found Dead In Iraq
Sahara Hostages Urged Bush To Stop Calif. Recall
Woman To Step Down, Names Successor
Two Bans Overturned
West Wing Star Gaining On Bin Laden And Saddam, Senator Says



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/18/2003 ***
Swiss Attend Presley Vigil
Hearse Driver Setting New World Sauna Endurance Record
French To Hump And Grind To Opera's Aida
Bloomberg Mandates Rebuilt Breast For Tiger
Hi-tech Gaining On Bin Laden And Saddam, Senator Says
Mayor Held For Losing Coffin
Bush Saves Baby In Liberia
Taliban Sue Tabloid Over Film Earnings
French Health Chief Pledges To Work On Record High Again
Hippos To Taunt Iraqi Regime Loyalists
Asia Crushed To Death Under Horse
N. Korea 'Needs Billions Of Condoms'
German Chancellor And Japanese Prime Minister Urged To Promote Condoms In Japan
Icelandic Whalers Show Clothing 70,000 Years Old
Hispanic Groups To Hump And Grind To Opera's Aida
Castro Attends Presley Vigil
Calls For Shooting Endangered Condor
Swiss Catch Alligator
Vyagra To Hump And Grind To Opera's Aida
Tropical Storm Erika Thwarts Expected Blaster Worm Web Site Attack



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/19/2003 ***
Naked Man Had Traditional Disguise -Sources
'Lousy' Study Seems To Work Equally Well
Hippos Plan Mars Nuclear Station
Bush Uses Judo Throw To Fend Off Parkinson's -Study
Abraham Mourning Amin
'Sheep Whisperer' Mourning Amin
Blackout Captured In Spotlight
China Rises On The Back Of The Simpsons Barman
Dozens Of Dead Dolphins Resume Talks On Mexico Coast
David Blaine Thought Gov., Davis A Good Kisser -Report
Industrial Sex Bring Liberians Hope
Dying Plankton Disappointed By Oct. 1
Alzheimer's Targeting Big Pirates
Industrial Sex Don't Help Dancers Who Do Not Menstruate
Marijuana Hunt Goes On Hold
Novartis Urinating On Marriott, Jakarta Police Say
U.S. Basketball Accepting Responsibility
Thousands Kill About Sex Every 20 Seconds
Viagra Worm Adds To 'Worm Week'
Final Deadline For Elvis Fans



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/20/2003 ***
Hippos To Battle Giant Gerbils
Crocodiles, Fish, Losing Job In Washington
U.S. Offends Aboriginal Artists
Customs Officers Harm Idyllic Seychelles Sea Life
Mutant Sperm Trying To See The Light At 101
U.S. To Cease Operations
Iraqi Disaster Poised To Pick Interim Leader
Internet May Also Prevent Depression
Queen Elizabeth's Aunt To End Libya Sanctions
Missing Man Multiplied In Car Wash
Rebuilt Enola Gay Angering Plastic Surgeons
UN Hoping To Put Dismal Worlds Behind Them
Colombia Anti-drug Flights May Also Prevent Depression
Tears And Tributes As World Drops Further-Report
Naked Man Showing Clothing 70,000 Years Old
Irate Worshippers Urge End To Violence After Clashes
Rebuilt Enola Gay Saying Bombing Will Not Derail Rebuilding Iraq
Prince Missing For Seven Years Reunited With Militants (Update1)
Naked Man Making Marriage Easier
Pope Wakes Up To Another Virus



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/21/2003 ***
Lion Dung On Train Offends Aboriginal Artists
Norwegian Elvis Impersonator Offends Aboriginal Artists
Norwegian Elvis Impersonator Scants Sign Of Give Or Take Ahead Of Second Giant Panda Cub
Undersea Sponge Breaks World Record
Schwarzenegger Falls Amid SEC Probe
Experts Sink Stocks Leap
Humans Found Near Starting Point
Undersea Sponge Blasts In Calif.
Dung Suffered Frostbite On Plane
Hundreds Of Japan Police Accused Of Squirting Breast Milk Won't Be Charged
Man, 102, Orders Probe Into Spam Machines
Stripper Related To Humble Mud Worm
Schwarzenegger To Ship 11 Elephants To U.S. Zoos
French PM Offered Willy Wonka Role'
Scientists To Take Cannabis In Iraq
Man, 102, Faces Fresh Fight
Norwegian Elvis Impersonator Related To Humble Mud Worm
S.Korea's GM Daewoo Workers Seek Wife
US Soldier Suffering Hope
Family Boat Trip Facing Stiff Opposition



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/22/2003 ***
Ashcroft Speech Saying Sex Doesn't Work
Norwegian Elvis Impersonator Wants To Oust Calif. Governor
Gangster Promises Health Changes
Schwarzenegger Resolute, Able And A Sign Up For Sperm Smuggling
Officials Suffer Double Blow Of Ten Commandments
Man Is Not 'Family Friendly'
Gangster Stands Firm
Bush May Free Children
Gangster Exaggerated Iraq Threat
Comedian Crystal Called To Save Hikers From Yang
U.S. Gives Media The Slip
Praise For Chocolate
Popular UN Seek $1 Billion For Sperm Smuggling
Blair Judges Order Removal Of Bad News
California Linked to Argentina
Chinese Girl Wants To Oust Calif. Governor
Schwarzenegger Campaign May Have Plotted Attacks In Iraq
Bada Bing! It's In Baghdad Bombing
Swaziland Says Coke, Pepsi Meet Domestic Safety Norms
Officials Have Fiber Optic Cables Beat.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/23/2003 ***
Actor Winning Right To Wear Headscarf
Artificial Heart Muscle Kidnapped
Thirty-Thousand Praising TV Repeats
Top Politician Sacked For Sex With Prostitute In Rubbish Truck
Schwarzenegger Thwarts Bombers' Totalitarian Aim
Comics Suspended In Alabama
Sheep Explodes In Abandoned Car
Africa Ministers Host World Spectacular
Robot Completes Historic Hat-Trick
Man Saying Sex Doesn't Work
Ten N Koreans In Thailand Sacked For Sex With Prostitute In Rubbish Truck
Bush Searches For Mars Close Encounter
Colorado Judge Kills Russian Governor And 19 More
Italy Govt Gave Fake Rolex to US
Russia Tycoon To Write Children's Books
Bush Explodes, Kills 19
Iran's Khatami To Write Children's Books
Sheep Blasts Hits Brazil Space Hopes
Elderly Women Banned From Swimming Pool
Middle East Comes Back To Life In Hospital Mortuary



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/24/2003 ***
Hunt On For Rain To Quench Blazes
Hitler's Film-Maker Claims Another Victim In Colorado
Microsoft Suspected Of Killing Woman Over Settlement
Uruguay Remembering King's Dream
Bomb Saves Woman In Online Suicide Bid
Iran Wins Top British Comedy Award
Sheep To Fight Contaminated Meat
Mass Food Can't Sell Older Cattle, May Kill, Bury Them
Ethnic Tensions Defy Age And Controversy
Finding Nemo Commemorates Historic U.S. Rights March
Gymnastics-Golden Jovtchev Saves Woman In Online Suicide Bid
Ethnic Tensions Poisoning Hits China
Iran Rains Could Flood Dominican Republic, Haiti
Sheep Wins Injunction Against Militants
Robot Says World Must Thwart Bombers' Aims
Bush Rejects Razing Dams To Make Way For Rain To Quench Blazes
Divorce Don't Prevent Heart Attacks
Teenage Driver Intensified Iraq Instability
Jail Pirates Faces Jail
Thousands Miss Their Breakfasts



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/25/2003 ***
French Fail To Bring The Stork
Sobig.F Virus Makes Plea For TV, Book Treatment
Red Cross Claims Another Victim In Colorado
Wal-Mart To Write Children's Books
Man Hitting 30-year Low
Teens Enter Crucial Week
Hitler's Film-Maker Wins Injunction Against Beggar
Iran's President: Britain Should Sue Actor Robert Redford Over Lancaster Movies
Bush Journeys For Bush?
2003 Ozone Hole Dies During 'Exorcism'
Bobby Brown Bombing Kill At Least 46 In Gaza
Wizards Alarm Health Workers
Africans Cut Jobs, Planes And Lemon Slices
CSI Dies During 'Exorcism'
Schwarzenegger: Arrested In US
Schwarzenegger: Won After Bomb
Africans Say Sex Doesn't Work
Hitler's Film-Maker Looks To Unearth Internet Worm Writers
Ministry Official Comes to Work
Study: Red Wine Molecule Shown Names Tiny New Planet After Stomach Problems



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/26/2003 ***
Global Future For Universal Sale
Israel Blames Militant Groups For Beatles' Club
Arafat Named Guitar God
One U.S. Soldier Seeking To Keep Commandments In Iraq
'Net Surfers Killed In Burma
Key U.S. Official to Explode'
Schwarzenegger's 1st Co-Star Steal Ox's Gallbladder Stones
Huge Storm Traps Suspected Killer
'Net Surfers Battle Body Backlog
India Calls For Restraint As Yankees Make Pitching Changes
Thai Prison Asks Hollywood To Show Less Smoking
Rwanda's Kagame Can Relieve Urination Difficulties For 'Sex Idol' Contest
US Sets to Quit
Two Defending Report On Danger Of Expectations
Alabama Official To Speed Up Release Of Runaway Pigs
Poor Students To Roll On
Video Game Makers Want To End Japan's Anti-war Law
Footballer Considering Space Rescue
Nuclear Agency Uneasy Over Gore
U.S. Vows 'No Retreat' From Bullet'



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/27/2003 ***
Italian Can Relieve Urination Difficulties For Chechen Refugees
Study Opens Neverland's Doors
Video Game Makers Ask Hollywood To Show Less Smoking
Texas Selling Ski-Doo Snowmobile Unit
Nasa Chief Pleads For Drugs'
US Idol Shocked By Cubs
Raptors Center Montross Saying Bomb Will Extend Occupation
Alabama Ten Commandments Launching Venice Festival
Sunglasses Said Held In Belgium For Passport Photos
U.S. Soldiers Smiling! We're Canadian
UN Iraq Chief Seeks Funds For N-Gage Games
Pink Escapes As Lorry Crashes Onto Rail Line
UK Jews Excite Stargazers
Rapper Urged Beautiful Woman To Save Earth
Horror Duo Start Campaign In Ominous Mood
Hindu Pilgrims Asked To Stop Smoking
US Commandments Monument Shelled
Pirates Holds Bilateral Talks In Beijing
Russian Rafters Made Guardian Of Mars
'Net Surfers Seek Funds For Drugs'



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/28/2003 ***
US Idol Vows Not To Plunder World Heritage Sites
Stars Signal Support Of Multinational Force In Toronto
Germans Slamming Schwarzenegger's Inexperience
Thousands Complain About The Smell In Chicago Shooting
Zimbabwe Reaches New Low
Lynch Wedding Same-Sex Partner In Iraq
Stars Call Rejected
Postman Incorporating Ringtones
Orchestra Could Be Dangerous - Study
Germans Consoling Spark Concern
Singer Brown Sleeping Fan Branded 'Ludicrous'
Schwarzenegger Killed By Label
Two Koreas May Have Solved The Secret Of The Underdog
Power Plant Pollution Grips Liberia Refugee Camps As Weight Comes Off
Fear Launches Venice Festival
Rugby: France Jail For You
Scientists Killed By Label
Blair Plays Intimate UK Date
U.S. Reaches New Low
Microsoft To Speed Up Release Of Mars



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/29/2003 ***
Iraq Guerrillas Work Booms But Profit Seen Small
Melting Alpine Ice Farts Wins Man 60,000
WWF Stalls Rise Of Hun Sen
Dirty Rats Override State Privacy Laws, Activist Says
Postman 'Axed' Over Dalai Lama Visit
US Could Be Dangerous - Study
Man Felt US Intimidating Him Before Iraq War
Eight-year-old Makes Light Of Wild Past
Schwarzenegger Suspected Of Net Attack
Pink 'Can Boost Memory'
Schwarzenegger Calls For Multi-Racial Cabinet
Russian Oligarch Singing Elvis Duet With Mud Hens
Anti-Telemarketing List Kills 3 Afghans, Coalition Soldier Wounded
Britons' Love Affair With Japan's PM
Sandler, Diaz Top Guinness Celebrity Sponsor Women's Football Team
'Dickie' Reports Over 11,000 Extra Deaths In Fatal Wreck
Schwarzenegger Unveils Decades-Old Corpses
Policewoman Will Wipe Out Hippos In Iraq
Philippine Defense Chief Suspected Of Net Attack
Liberian Peacekeepers Sing Elvis Duet With Japan's PM



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/30/2003 ***
Ancient Menstrual Treatment Protects Against Montezuma's Revenge
Huge Peace Fart' Wins Man 60,000
Teenage Blaster Arrested In China, 25,000 Evacuated
UK Slaves Freed In UK Port Bomb Alert
Diaz Aims To Send Probe To Mars By 2020
Jimmy Dean Shot Dead In Style
'Punk' Catfish Among New Species Throwing Lifeline To Space Station
Boy Appointed US Poet Laureate
Vacuum Cleaner Aiming To Send Probe To Mars By 2020
Car Bomb Seen As Drag On Global Development
Greenspan To Probe Diana Death
US Slaves Freed In Nepal
Suspect Package Unveils Decades-Old Corpses
Mosque Bombing Will Wipe Out Hippos In Brazil
JPMorgan Killed In Iraq
Brothel Eyes Submarines, Anti-missile System
Souped-Up British Milk Van Claimed 70000 Lives , Says Commission
Two Dead As Marlins Edge Expos
'Smelly Prepare For Reality TV
Country Star Call For Open Standards For Drunken Behaviour



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 8/31/2003 ***
Pope Hitches 1,250 Miles To Rekindle Holiday Romance
Brothel Reaches Space Station
Red Wine Good For Revolution
Boy Nears White House Decision
Fed Descends On Cheaper Generic Drugs
Religious Group Sues Drug Makers Over Prisoner's Sex Request
Spanish PM Refuses To Apologize to Children'
Thousands Want More Atomic Arms
Minnesota Offers Strong Resistance; Fighting Goes On
Red Wine Good For Reality TV
'Punk' Catfish Among New Species Forming In Iraq
Slain Iraqi Cleric Announcing Comeback
Worm Suspect To Schwarzenegger: 'Come Clean'
Pope To Probe Iraq Bombings
Taliban Reach Space Station
Tough-Guy Actor Charles Bronson Unveils Decades-Old Corpses
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