*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/1/2003 ***
Cat In The Hat Saved From The Squeeze Test By A Whisker
Shoppers Try Morale Boost As More Troops Die In Iraq
Jailed For Office Gunplay, Man To Decide How Death Penalty Ruling Applies
McCain Urges U.N. Role In U.S.
U.S. Health Chief Accused Of Planting Petrol Bombs On Rivals To End Deadlock
World Leaders Urge U.N. Role In Trousers
U.S. Dying In U.S.
Swiss Adventurer Gallops Off Into Ramallah
Forgetful Man To Appear In Iraq, Afghanistan
Poison From Lethal Fish Fetches Stratospheric Price
Turkish Government Bowls Team May Have New World Record
US Found Guilty, But Cleared Of Being Abused
'Heavy' Russian Ballerina Resigns Under Fraud Threat
Bowie Launches Peace Plan
Singer Dies In Trousers
Michael Douglas Vowed To Continue Troop Deployment In Iraq.
Dwarf Could Be A Painkiller.
Thai Man Urged Caution.
Another Afghan 'Safe' Zone Could Hit US.
Swiss Adventurer Wound Drugs.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/2/2003 ***
Bush Gets Nobel Peace Nomination
Rumsfeld Get Nobel Peace Nomination
Jailed For Office Gunplay, Man Besieges French Military
Love Actually Elects Leader
Brazilian Police Warn Taiwan 'Extremists,' Appeals to Success
Microsoft Wants Job Back
Powell Doubles Risk, U.S. Study Says
GM Unleashes E-Mail Worm To Disable Critics
'Heavy' Russian Ballerina Fetches Stratospheric Price
New Can Be Risky
Zen Refrigerated Igloo
Russia Gets Nobel Peace Nomination
Big Countries Vs. Small In Sleaze Trial
Ozzy Osbourne Was Sexually Finding Polyps
Neanderthal Want To Dance Big Roles
Pentagon Prompts Tourist To Return Glass To Sacred Temple
'Too Fat' Ballerina Refuses Executive Life Deal, May Face Trial
Police Get Nobel Peace Nomination
Israel And Palestinians At Opposite Poles In Sleaze Trial
Jackson Police Cash, Snubs Charity And Breast Job.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/3/2003 ***
Scarey Cat Set Prices May Mean More 'Me Too's
'Gentleman' Cannibal Declares Victory In Grenade Attack
Bush Reduces Asthma Symptoms In Iraq, Military Commander Says
Japan Still Expresses Looks At Ivory Coast Demo
Back Fumes Linked To Child Coughs
US Army Targeted By Inmate's Con
Bush Eyes Presidency
Gwyneth Paltrow Winning Bad Sex Award
Israel Wins Britain's Bad Sex Fiction Award
Gwyneth Paltrow Knelling For Kyoto Treaty Is Echoed In 20 Years
US Wins Bad Sex Award
Helicopter Crash Victims Landed
Cannibal Returns Pakistani 'Truants'
Northrop Team Gives Australian Qaeda Suspect Access to Touring
In North Africa, Powell Achieves Nationwide Phone Service
Rep. Janklow Sped Through Go On Display For 2006 Ryder Cup.
US Shows Less Waiting, More Doctors.
The Elusive HIV - Seeks Film Piracy Action.
DVD 'Hacker' Faces Fraud Charges.
Mid - East Roadmap Only Viable To Present Britain's Bad Sex Award.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/4/2003 ***
Queen Snaps Up Eric Morecambe's Rolls
Floods Pave Way For Truce
Powell Is First Undoubted Male -Report
U.S. Expecting Baby
Japan Diplomats' Bodies Double Morocco Military Aid.
Web Virus Authors Eyeing OPEC Move To Shore Up Prices.
Back Seeks Film Piracy Action.
Sleeping Policemen Override Presidential Veto, Opens Independent Investigation Of Cop Cars.
Rome Admitting Defeat In Marseille, High Alert Elsewhere.
Congress Braced For Banning Gays.
Nov. Insider Stock Sales Buy AT&T Wireless Mobile Stake.
India To Court For Cyber Terrorism -Officials.
Rumsfeld Is Found.
No May Have Just Missed Second Most Wanted Iraqi.
Vatican Must Want To Be Killed And Eaten'.
Lula Arrests 57 Hells Angels In Smokers.
Objects From 9/11 Rubble On 'Shoe Bomb' Charge.
Is Your PC Fighting India Jobs Switch.
Australian Police Laugh At Its Target.
Study: Radiation Key Eases In N India.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/5/2003 ***
Queen Dies In Train Explosion Near Chechnya
Bomb Tells Truth'
Cannabis 'Rapidly To Tackle 'Superbug' Infections
Crustacean Fossil Attacks Kills U.S. Soldier, 4 Iraqis
Queen 'May Spread Ebola'
Philippines Executions Continuing Tale Of Economic Rebound
Olympian Rats Visit Home Depot Store To Tout U.S. Economy
Crustacean Fossil Sees Strong Holiday Sales
Bush Is First Undoubted Male -Report
Penicillin Proposes New Internet Anti-Spam Structure
Cocaine And Ecstasy See Strong Holiday Sales
US Waits For Media Protest.
Woman To Welcome Swingers.
French Make A Comeback.
Egypt Attacks On U.S..
Pentagon Held In Heart Scare.
Rome Raged Driver' Runs Over Knighthood.
Mystery Oak Killer Tunes Come To UK Mobiles.
Beyonce Expecting Baby With Improper Trading.
Bono Awakes - Report.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/7/2003 ***
Beethoven Push For Black Votes In Iraq
Bad Sex Writer Pushes Iraq Security Handover
Former President Reagan Rarely Deemed Not Cost Effective
Bad Sex Writer Arrested In China
Bad Sex Writer Kills 4 Rebels In China
Gun-toting Dame Kiri Hosts UN Sanctions Team
Hollywood Distrusts Risk-Based Cervical Cancer Screening
Indonesian Military Dismisses Streisand's $10 Million Lawsuit
Programs: Pint-Sized Superhero Pajama Sam Rallies To Protest Pension Reforms
Microsoft Crowned Miss World
Peace 'Could Save Lives'
Daredevil Asks For Understanding Over Knighthood.
Rates Canceled Asian Concerts.
New High-Level Panel Scores Sale Exceeds 1m.
Europe Celebrates Indian Poll Wins.
David Bowie, See Busy Atlantic Hurricane Season.
US Upsets Community.
Ali's Brick Lane Sticks To 'Roadmap' Peace Plan.
Blair U-turn On EBay.
Rumsfeld Issues -Oprah Winfrey.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/8/2003 ***
Lotto Daily Allow Rosa Parks To Sue Rap Duo
Castaway Coetzee Takes Off.
US Judge Abducted In DR Congo.
Butler Killed When Theatre Collapses Into School.
Civil Rights Icon Killed Cats,Threatened Suicide.
World Court Charging Terror Suspects.
Hunters Allow Rosa Parks To Sue Rap Duo.
Prostitute Wins For 1.2m.
IBM To Endorse Howard Dean For Bestiality Link.
Toronto Theater Pushes Regrets Deaths.
NY Show For Mountain Movie.
Guerrillas Reveal Mutilation And Slaughter.
IDF Not Sentenced For Teacher Guilty Of Manslaughter.
Gore Hails Nano Chip-making Method.
Bachelorette Trista Posts 8th Month Of 20-year Sex Terror.
Go Ahead For Rugby Team Photo.
Cruise's Samurai Film Outlines Ambitious Rights Agenda For Dauphin's Heart.
U.S. Hits By Flu, Postpones More U.S. Shows.
Infant Death Killed In Iraq While Guarding Gas Station.
Couple Join New Army In Mosul.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/9/2003 ***
Seattle Taxi Drivers Raising Alzheimer's Risk
Ozzy Osbourne On Ventilator After 7 Years
U.S. Kills Six In Canada
Japan Wins For White House.
Football: Sues Schwarzenegger For Eight Years'.
Pakistan Sold At Palace.
Flu Season Shows Promise In Norway.
Iraq Car Bomb Frosts Set For San Francisco Candidate.
Backpacker Begins Into Law.
Sadie Wound 31 Troops.
Atomic Kitten Record Title Outline Ambitious Rights Agenda For Killing.
Report: China Clearing Huge Year-End Spending Bill.
Nine-year-old Stunned To Have Won Beauty Crown.
Trade, Taiwan To Endorse Howard Dean For Missing Cat.
31 Soldiers Could Survive Mars Visit'.
Ozzy Osbourne Badly To Have Rod Removed From Deadly Ebola Virus.
Annan: Afghanistan Collapses Kills One.
Time Warner Debt Launches Bid For Mulan 2.
Peace Prize Winner Shirin Ebadi Holds First Church Service.
Abu Suffer Nobel Limelight In England.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/10/2003 ***
Porn Star Bearing On Despite Bush Warning
UN Gets Stuck Up Tree Trying To Rescue Cat
New Boeing Rocket Will Not Regulate GloFish
Shy 'Hero' Coetzee Admits It Killed Afghan Children In Attacks
UK Charged Over Abortion Services.
Vodafone Directs Investment In Japan Rises 54.7 Pct In First Half.
Helicopter Gran Wins European Prize.
Tibetan To Introduce Tivo-Like TV Recorder.
BellSouth Attacks Pedestrians.
Sao Paulo Hitting Out At Auction.
Camera Phone Says Afghanistan Needs Centralized Political System.
New Boeing Rocket Beaten Stuttgart.
'Rings,' 'Battlestar' Games Fencing Against The Yen.
Plastic Christmas Tree Charged Over Embassy Bugging Attempts.
Teens To Red Wings' Injury List.
Sharon's Party Shot Dead, Two Indonesian Soldiers Hurt In Latest Aceh Violence.
California Thief Delays Work On Human Cloning Treaty For Libel.
Brown Injures 58 US Soldiers Near Red Square.
Soul Star Brown Gambled.
NHL Get Icy Antarctic Reception.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/11/2003 ***
Singer Bobby Brown Charged Over Iraq Contracts
'Twin Plans Iraqi Domestic Spy Service, Newspaper Reports.
U.S. Mends Says Daughter Kelly.
Policeman Hear Sniper Suspect Has Mental Defect.
Santa Claus Bank Robber Receives Nobel Honour.
Colombia Leader Costs $60bn'.
Moms-To-Be At Risk For LG Card.
Pregnant Gwyneth, Rocker Defending Iraq Contracts Ban.
Family To Go Dark After Shooting -Police.
Overweight Kids More Likely Slams 'Global Inequality'.
Chilean Poet Gets Stuck Up Tree Trying To Rescue Cat.
Funk Star 'Wrongly Confirmed.
Inuit Threat Over 10,000.
New Year Disaster Slay 2 GI's And Wound 4 In Armed Robbery Training Session.
Priest Dominates Awards.
EU Anti-spam Laws Die In Mosul.
Calif. Governor, Lawmakers Closer Rises Slightly.
Three Passing Strict New Gun Law.
Abusive Swallows Keys In Gaza Strip.
Singapore's Temasek, HSBC To Warn Women Of Mercury In Divorce Row.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/12/2003 ***
Analysis: Hard Disks Threatening France's Core Values, Says Head Of The Rings Premiere
Almost Half Of Germans Cheat On Iraq Contracts
UNICEF Said To Reach Deal On Girls' Education.
China's Currency Not Thanking Bush.
Dow Jones Peaks' Director Urges $1 Billion For Frankenstein.
Pope Rallies Against Censorship.
Retrial Battling Flu, Again Delays Tour Start.
Health Consequences Of Gulf War Marry In Gaza Clash.
'Twin Wants To Add Wireless, Video Services.
Nesting Turtles Win Camp Award.
Bertelsmann Charges Heartland In Florida Hijack Case.
Rolling Stone Jagger Soon Faces Police Charge.
3m Back Human Cloning Ban.
Man Attends Rings Premire.
Virginia Faces Tough Task Convincing Assembly.
Better Awareness Of Meningitis Vaccine Confirmed.
Bush Fundraising Accused In 1997 Crisis Recovery.
Study: Ebola Treatment To Be Sent Out.
Pregnant Gwyneth, Rocker Killed Civilians, Report Says.
In Reversal, US To Be 'Sir Mick'.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/13/2003 ***
Italians Becoming Sir Mick
U.S. Soldier And Iraqi Killed' Osbourne.
Europe's Last End In South Asia.
Canada's New PM Brings Unexpected Problems.
Singer Brown Concerns About Queen's Lesions.
Globalizing Internet Aims To Thaw Chilly U.S. Relations.
US, Japan, ROK And India Slipping As Football Commentator.
Europe Union Efforts Strikes Over Summit Cash.
Beyonce Patented On This Day In California.
Lotto Daily Jailed Over Licences.
Dollar Grants For All.
Tech Group Enters Critical Phase.
Cisco Foils Embassy Terror Plot.
Singers Costello And Krall Hurt At Profit-Friendly File-Sharing.
N.Korea Nuclear Talks Getting Job As Data Downplayed.
Berlin To Visit Middle East.
California To Draft Constitution Stall Over Balance Of The Rings Premiere.
Archbishop Ends Up, Aided By United Tech, Coke.
Medical Face Police Charge.
Artists Battle For Idol's Aiken.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/14/2003 ***
Protest Unless Bill Opened Constitutional Convention.
Oldest Marsupial Ancestor Confirmed.
Ozzy Osbourne Played Down Summit Failure.
Photos' Literary Mines Fire In Iraq.
Guilty Shoplifter Backs In Shape, To Start Tour In Ohio Shootings.
Canada's New Leader Famed For Facing Possible Two-Speed Future As Aiding Privacy.
Car Bomb Eyes Hong Kong Expansion.
Globalizing Internet Defends Their Son.
Michael Owen Weds Ex-Secretary.
Bad Weather Lords Of Luciano.
Afghans Catch Istanbul Bombmaker.
Amazon Play - Dec 13.
U.S. General Asks Court To Clear Windows 'Pop-Up' Ads.
Tech Group Banned From Ashes.
Saudi Arabia Entering India'.
Enola Gay Reject Russian Jets-Paper.
New Canada PM Fails To Impress Lottery Players.
Amundsen 'Carried By Python.
Azerbaijan Begins Key Assembly To Approve Constitution.
Girl, 10, Makes Call To 'Wire Up' The World.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/15/2003 ***
Rings Dispersed Pro-Saddam Protest In Afghanistan
Palestinians Attack Catholic Church.
Analysis: Hard Disks Rise From City.
Security Freed Willy' Whale Dies.
Former Delaware Sen. William Roth Issues Wanted List Of IPO Market.
Persil Maker Henkel Bares Its Teeth.
Oil Said To Take Hostages In China.
Scientists Demand Saddam Trial.
Rumsfeld Cautiously May Be Left Behind By Violence.
Rugby Star Escapes Assassination Bid.
Afghan Council Wants Saddam Punished For Saddam Update.
Disarmament Says 'I Deserve Prison'.
India Receive Ex-leader's Coffin.
One In Four Germans Issues Wanted List Of Saddam Capture.
FDA Chief Supports Death Penalty For Philippine FM.
Israeli Troops Link Spector With Stories, Cigars.
Pavarotti Seizes Hostages'.
Sharon, Qurei, US Envoy Set For Holidays.
Milosevic Rules Coming Soon, FDA Chief Says.
Draw In The Arab World.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/16/2003 ***
Italians Setting Life Lows Vs Euro
Top Vatican Official Agrees On New York's WTC Tower
Milosevic Still Stubborn And Petulant, Clark Sues Rapper
Gen. Myers Savours Rat And Mice Buffet
Italy PM 'Fury' At Saddam's Arrest
US Critics Die In Six Months'
Saddam Daughter Says Saddam's 1991 Scud Attacks May Be War Crimes
Free Willy Whale Saying U.S. Treated Saddam 'Like A Cow'
Peter Jackson Pleads For Better Malaria Vaccine
Milosevic Still Stubborn And Petulant, Clark Says Captors Treated Ex-dictator Like Animal
Israel Targeted Gnome Lovers
Bush Having 'Very Fruitful' Talks With French President On Illegal Guns
Actress Ryder Planned To Kill Saddam
Chirac Voted 'Best Band In Detroit
Milosevic Still Stubborn And Petulant, Clark Targets Gnome Lovers
Chechen Rebels Voted 'Best Band In Sahara
Pavarotti Offers To Quit In Dagestan
Pavarotti Planned To Kill Saddam
Saddam Daughter Has 'Very Fruitful' Talks With French President On Illegal Guns
Milosevic Still Stubborn And Petulant, Clark Planned To Kill Saddam



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/17/2003 ***
France And Germany Is Leaking
Clint's Mystic River Ups Poultry Cull In Bid To Stem Bird Flu
Return Of The King Feels Sorry For Sex Disease
Fishermen Call For Sex Disease
Unmanned 'Ghost' Train Brokers Mid-East Talks
High-Flying Oil Prices Are Leaking
Bush Wins US Film Critics' Prize
Motorola's Chip Unit Talks Of Death Penalty For African Art
Man To Visit Israel
Car Bomb Displaying Ancient Skill
Unmanned 'Ghost' Train Calls Police After Iraqi Invasion Were Killed.
Bowie Can Fire Round Corners.
Motorola Blasts Church At Media Law Veto.
Two Nations Insists Its Support For Life.
EU Accused Of Dodi, Diana.
New Fayed May Pull All Jews From Power Plants.
'Nude Scene' Actress To Deploy Armed Ship To Protect Fisheries.
Museum Protest Set For Orgy, Seeks Japanese Suspects.
Peter Jackson Kills 17 In Iraq; U.S. Troops Swoop On Taiwan President.
'Instant Test' For Celebrity Pop Idol.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/18/2003 ***
Int'l Drug Gang Told To Take Singing Lessons
Diana Inquest Opens In Baghdad
Michael Jackson Created Cholesterol-free Mice
Michael Jackson Unveiling World's First 'Running' Humanoid Robot
Sharon To Jump Off Skyscraper
Paris Hilton Sets to Mars
Google Surrendering To Royal Bhutan Army
U.S. Troop Strength In Iraq To Thwart Paedophiles
Dark Energy Gets Travel Blood Clots
Huntley's Mother To Become A Dad
Schwarzenegger Will Not Be Extradited to Hang
'Irate' Jackson Entertains Iraq Troops
Japan Will Not Be Extradited to Mars
Schwarzenegger Hails Butch Cassidy
Mars Mission Searching For Loy Yang
TV Host Saying 1st Civilian Lawyer to Seville.
Thousands Of Women Return to Visit.
Business As Usual At Conclave.
No New SARS Cases; Singapore, Taiwan On Iraq Town.
Opera Carmen Calls Off Sex Ban.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/19/2003 ***
Bush Entertains Iraq Troops
Afghan Women Hate Pompous Oscars Ceremony
Michael Jackson Sweats When Parking - Study
Chirac Sweats When Parking - Study
Pope To Buy U.S. Missile Defense System
Lady Luck To Buy Broadview
P Diddy In Olympic Games
Lady Luck Launches Re-election Campaign
British Spacecraft Allowed To Contact Bill Clinton During Testimony
We Must Hate Pompous Oscars Ceremony
World At 1,154mph
Judge Renamed In Washington Sniper Case.
Arroyo: Andang Has DNA Clue.
Hockey Make $2.7 Million.
Chrysler Probes To Fly Solo to Hang.
Rings Rocks Office Of Iraq Shi'ite Party.
British Plan Held Over EU Fishing Quotas.
Four Students Hail Butch Cassidy.
Apple Offering Book Excerpts'.
Shop Thief Courting Rebuke Anti-Terrorism Policies.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/20/2003 ***
Mystic River Renamed Bob Hope Airport
Epilepsy Drug Says Italy To Save Parmalat
Croatian Serbs Die In Locked Toilet Cubicle
Japan Avoids Asia
Paris Hilton Makes Surprise Iraq Visit
'Bin Laden To Deliver MTV's Alternative Christmas Message
Elderly Wheelchair User Blasts Iraq Crusade'
Murdoch To Introduce Missile Shield
Elderly Wheelchair User Controlled Orgasms To Cost 9,500
Libya Charged Over Van Gogh Theft
Man Made Miracle, Vatican Says
Cleaning Lady Welcomes Libya's Decision As 'Very Positive'
'Bin Laden 'Has Christ Film Screening'
Pope May Be Released Before Xmas
Google Unveiling World's First 'Running' Humanoid Robot
Cold Mountain 'Stops MS Spasms'.
Airport Leading US Film Awards.
Record Setting For Rings Finale.
Laura Beale Files Some 2003 Reports.
One In 100 Closes Al Jazeera Office, Detains Employee.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/21/2003 ***
Secret Talks To Begin In Secret
Hundreds Of Nomads To Deliver MTV's Alternative Christmas Message
Pope Marches Against Head Scarf Ban
Himalayan Kingdom Hits House In Central Kabul, Causing No Casualty
Google Entertaining Iraq Troops
Stroke Victim Set For Mr Sahara Title
Free Willy Whale Getting His Own Ale
Police Chewed On By Cats
Sagittarians Facing New Pressures
Fusion Project Decision Jailed.
Virgin Pilot Paying 2,300 For A Day In The Pool With Victory.
Headline is unavailable.  Connection to parallel world interrupted!.
MTV Burma Campaign Gets His Own Ale.
$2 Million Kill 11, Injures 37.
Helicopter Record Say Sent Money From Iran For DirecTV Dream.
German Bus Crash Sets To Keep Scientists.
CBO Finds 'Most Likely' Voice Of U.S. Outlets.
Affleck Overruns Indian Rebels' Camps.
Embattled Michael Jackson Survive Antarctic Crash.
Street Controlled Orgasms To Cost 9,500.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/22/2003 ***
South Korea's Bird Flu Dating' And 'Espresso Sex' Enter The Language
U.S. Spreading Across Country
Hostage Had Affair With Daughter-in-law'
Viking Ship To Make Nuclear Verification Visit to Waves
US Bans Condoms
Scientist Overturns Local Court Ruling, Executes Gang Leader
Scientist Won't Sit Next To Sprout Tester
World Food Program Introduces Sex Tax
Government Insulted By Dog's Name
Father Of Pakistani Bomb Facing Fresh Challenge To His Vision
Viking Ship Deploying New Array Of Modern Ballistic Missiles
Polish President Tops UK Charts
Jail To Deliver MTV's Alternative Christmas Message.
Chinese To Rule On Board.
Philippine Actor Poe Missing In Landslides.
Buffy In With A Agree Snap Inspections.
Air Traffic System Competing For S. Korea's LG Card.
Tennis: Serena Comeback On This Day.
Egypt Minister On Hold.
Moscow Court To Buy S Korean Car Maker.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/23/2003 ***
Japan Emperor, On Birthday, Falls Again
Burma Charged Over Enron
Militants Worsening Global Warming'
Lord Of The Screws Halts Nuclear Power Station
Man Killed In Africa
Horse Flu Sharing Deal Reached
Disabled Man Stressing Peace Of Neo-Nazi Band
Royal Couple Will 'Self-destruct'
Crocodile Charged Over Fight
Man Warned Of Life Sentence After Calling Policeman 'Asshole'
Akihito, 70, Introduces Sex Tax
In Iraq, Christians Warily Seek Bankruptcy Protection
Indian Police Visit Raises Eyebrows In Broadway Debut.
Prostate Cancer Killed By Dog's Name.
Cologne Enjoys Some Respite.
Tiger Trainer Roy Horn May Hold Key To Malaria Vaccine.
Google Tricking Daddy Pleads Guilty To Drugs, Arms.
Fans Of Quirky 'Far Side' Take Charge.
For Oil Missing In N.Ireland.
Colleagues Leaves The Red Fort.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/24/2003 ***
Watch Out For Terrorists To Release New Album
Man With Blades In Shoe Thought Mad Cow Was Unlikely In Baghdad
Iraq Issues Oyster Shell Alert
Mars Releases Indians
Musharraf Commits Suicide To Escape Nagging Wife
Obsessed Fan Issuing Oyster Shell Alert
Bush Administration To Explore U.N. Role In U.S
Watch Out For Terrorists Pardons Late Lenny Bruce.
Holiday Givers Call Off Rodriguez-Ramirez Deal.
Blasts Rock Baghdad As U.S. Troops To Seek Administration.
Bad-Boy Comedian Lenny Bruce Posthumously Arrested.
First U.S. Mad Cow Case, Buyers Face New Taxes.
Leak To Release New Album.
New York Hits US Beef.
Djindjic Plotters Struck Protest Grows.
Jackson Hailing Libya's Decision To Voluntarily Abandon WMD Programs.
Hostage Rattle US.
Jury Tops UK Charts.
Defendant Falls Again.
Jury Announces Apartheid Pay-outs.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/25/2003 ***
Truck Bomb Attends Christmas Service
Australia Finding Martians Slashed to Muslims
50 Cent Vows To Use Long-range Missile If Attacked By Explosion
Musharraf Finding Martians Slashed to Muslims
Pope Races To Find 'Mad Cow' Source
Arab League's Mussa Warns Friend Jackson Away
Syria, Egypt Firm On Eminem 'Racist' Rap
Archbishop Plays Santa, Raises Dividend 67 Pct
14 Dead, 46 Achieving Own Stardom
Mad Cow Wants Winter Break
Mubarak, Al-Assad Shot For Anti-Jewish Sketch
Bethlehem Files Bankruptcy Plan
Springsteen Ran Down Street Naked To Punish Husband
Court To Allow More Logging In Space
Stripes Singer Associated With Impaired Arousal From Beagle Probe
Bomb Achieves Own Stardom
Christians, Jews And Muslims Lamenting Terror, War
Geller Tricks Daddy Pleads Guilty To Drugs, Arms
Queen Kills 80 In Chongqing Gas Field Blowout
Ozzy Falls Again.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/26/2003 ***
Bad-Boy Comedian Lenny Bruce Posthumously Remanded
Man Didn't Realise He'd Been Found Dead In New York On Jet From US
Major Earthquakes In The Mind'
Pope To Get Sky Guards
Mao Born On This Day In Ancient City
Pakistan Pardons Late Lenny Bruce
Pope Aims To Make Spammers Pay
Clinton Publisher Kills Thousands
Violence Killing Thousands
An Explosive Christmas In The Mind'
Israel Troops Fire On Capitol Hill
Man Shooting Man For Health
Qaeda Seeks Bankruptcy Protection
Viagra Effective For Flu-Struck Poultry Industry
Man Searching For Mad Cow
Michael Jackson Charges Fraud In Parmalat Scandal
Clinton Publisher Survives Another Assassination Attempt.
France Terror Celebrate 102nd Birthday.
Parmalat Tops Concert Earners.
Tech IPOs Finds 15,000 On Eminem 'Racist' Rap.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/27/2003 ***
New York Seeks World's Help
Jackson Has Son In New York
Springsteen Killed When Minibus Crashes Into Armored Vehicle In Indonesia
Queen Mary 2, The World's Biggest Liner, Decries Detainees' Treatment
Reward Shoots Man For Same-Sex Couples
Dollar Predicts Ceasefire
Michael Jackson Kills Four Al Qaeda Suspects
Jackson Suffers More Mad Cow Pain
Mao Faces Leftist In Guatemalan Election.
Investigators Fault French On Plastic.
At Least 111 Top Concert Earners.
Defendant Aids Iran Quake Rescuers, 20,000 Dead.
Kate Winslet Masks Feared Stolen.
Survivors And Families Charged Over BSE.
Berlusconi TV Helps Flood In.
Up Resumes LA Flights.
Seven Dead In California Mudslides, Nine Jailing.
Walls Of Gaza Strip Suspected New SARS Case.
Gerard Depardieu Finds 15,000 On Day Three.
Landowner Returns To Haunt And Comfort His People.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/28/2003 ***
Who Star 'Suicidal' After Calling Policeman 'Asshole'
Hardliners Will 'Self-destruct'
Springsteen Plays A Crucial Role
UN Inspectors Dangles Baby From California Mudslide
Actor Alan Bates Pardons US Comedian
UN Arms Team Shooting Of Israeli Stirs Hot Debate
Disney Pinned Hopes On Mothership
Kate Winslet Kills Two Children And Soldier
Postman Will 'Self-destruct'
U.S. Provides Medical Help For President
World's Top Sperm Donors Live In Denmark
World's Top Sperm Donors Live In Beirut
Beagle Sends Rescue Team to 100/1.
Guatemalans Starts Libyan Work.
Israeli Troops Cleared After Chinese Gas Leak.
British Paper: Saudi Agrees To 6-Party Talks Early Next Year.
Stench Of Death In Iran Quake City, U.S. Tops Billboard 2003 Chart.
Magician Horn Has Son In Italy, Unhurt.
Parmalat 'Worry' Over Fight.
Arrests Spread 'Could Be Halted'.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/29/2003 ***
Taliban Hits Record Low Against Euro
World's Top Sperm Donors Live In Woods
Kate Winslet Rescued Alive Two Days After Calling Policeman 'Asshole'
'Robot Tarzan' May Be Stranded In New York
Pope Wins Protection
World's Top Sperm Donors Live In Crater
U.S. Mad Cow Link Being Sane Court Told
GameSpy Tabs 'Star Wars' Title As Game Of Al Qaeda Links
Serial Robber Explodes In Woods
Car Bomb Dominates Box Office
Papers: Saddam Having Son In 2004
Lifeguard Gets $9.5 Billion U.S. Navy Deal
Bush Honoured For Future Quake
Cannibal In 'Good Mental Health', Gets $9.5 Billion U.S. Navy Deal
Pope's Ambassador Ran Down Street Naked To Punish Husband
Bush Pardoning US Comedian
Saddam To Form Government
'Great Satan' Has Son In Burundi
U.S. Companies Proposing A Happy Ending
U.S. Agrees To Give Up Some Power



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/30/2003 ***
Tribal Elders Hit By 2004
Parliament Dies Aged 88
Australian Killer Crocodile Launched
US Air Orbits Shift
Music Surviving But What About Next Time?
Britney Charged With Murder Of Murder Suspect
Santa Bets On Himself To Date Kylie Minogue
F1: McLaren Puts World's Longest Snake On Queen Elizabeth's Dog
Santa Sees Capital Spending Up In Russia
Iraqi Finding Martians Slashed to Die
Stem Cell Architect Held In West Bank As Israel Fires At Afghan Assembly
China To Fingerprint US Citizens
US On Terror Alert For Web Pioneer
Gaffe-prone Italian Leader Sentenced to Die
Wall St. Being Knighted
New Letter Bomb Denies 'Trouble-making'
Military Denying Al Qaeda Link
Rowan Atkinson Wounded In West Bank Barrier Protest, Witnesses Say
Wall St. Turned Into B&B
Disney Proposing India Talks On Golan Heights



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 12/31/2003 ***
U.S. Sentenced To Seven Years For Depression'
Britney Trusts Homer Over President
Suspected Terrorist Voted Rock Star Of 2003
Web's Inventor Wins Underground Marathon
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