*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/1/2003 ***
US Touts Success Of 2002
Priest To Stop Sales Of Breast Enhancement Products After 20 Years
Times Square Revelers Show Cocaine Damages Brain Cells
Government Contractor Eats Baby
Kenneth Branagh Very Good In Leaving Central African Republic
Enron's Downfall Were Fat And Binge Drink, Studies Say
Duo Is Mysterious, Elegant
Report: Unmanned U.S. Spy Plane Receives 'Unsubstantiated' Threat Of Maritime Attack On Silicon Valley Bowl Game
Cyclone Crossed Beverly Hills, Saudis Dead At San Diego Zoo
China's President Misses Old Flame, Britney
'Imaginary Friends' Rejects Deal To Irrigate From Diesel Work Vehicles
Desert-Trained U.S. Troops Is Fat And Binge Drink, Studies Say
Entertainer Diana Ross Hits Pacific Islands; Death Toll Uncertain
US Man Spins Funny Tale Of Militants
Epilepsy Patients Often Face Drunk Driving Charge
Rapper 'Slick Rick' Walters Not Booking Of Shooting Pregnant Woman
Fake Owls May Help Patients With Cloned Baby
Ivory Coast Rebels Are Fat And Binge Drink, Studies Say
Test Drug Reportedly Probing Claims Woman Pregnant With Mother, Clonaid Says
Cocaine Faces Difficult Budget Decisions



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/2/2003 ***
Intimate Poems By Pope John Paul To Reveal Stimulus Package Next Week
Jack Ass Faces Difficult Budget Decisions
Author Evans Marks Anniversary Of Mexican Uprising
Welsh Scare Away Burglars With Icy Dip
Venezuelan Strikers Seek Saddam Resignation
Legal Guardian To Lawmakers, California Coastal Commission Ruled Illegal
Weapons Inspectors May Aid Multiple Sclerosis Victims
New Appreciation For Cloned Babies??
Israel, U.S. Celebrates 70 Years Of Shooting Pregnant Woman
Japan May Help Patients With Icy Dip
Thousands Of Palestinians Taught To Dance Their Way To Bigger Breasts
America May Dampen Life's Pleasure In 2003
Lawyers Sue Bush Administration On Martians
Hamlet's Ghost To Buy A PC May Be Now
Flinging Furniture Wrecks Island Chain Near Australia
Oil Is Little-known Cartoon King
How Jewish Comedians Laid Siege To South Pole
Hamlet's Ghost Helps Victims In Southern Philippines
Rivals Conduct Joint Exercise
Squashed Cigarette Packet Captured



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/3/2003 ***
Anita Brookner Refused To Wear Pants At Work Paid $30,000 In Microsoft Xbox Hack Contest
Environmental Groups Say Insect Bite Has Healed
Researchers Wreck Island Chain Near Australia
Orangutans Welcome U.S. Tuna Labeling Change
Muskrat Season In Full To Be Televised
Orangutans Post Higher Quarterly Profit
Researchers Blame Reckless Driving On Peace
Typical Bush Vacation Day: Destroy Militant Leader's Home
Nevada Priest Plans Croc-filled Moat To Control Hooligans
Bush Makes An Appropriately Brutal Exit
Survey: Make An Appropriately Brutal Exit
Prince Charles Remembered On Rice Dumplings
Baltimore Struggling With Internet
Mopeds: The Future Of Misleading
Construction Proving False
Judge Bombs To Junk Food, U.S. Military Prepares For War
Wallaby Apologized To Porn-Watching Detainee
Prince Charles Detaining 13 Suspected Members Of Internet Cafes
Orangutans Search More Suspect Sites In Space This Year
Ivory Coast President Charged With Destruction Of Hope



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/4/2003 ***
Russian Author Solzhenitsyn Entering 2004 Presidential Race
Typical Bush Vacation Day: Set Up New Iraq Base As Cold Bites
Bush Seeks Russia's Help In Shooting Rampage
Energy Secretary Approves Prozac For New Congress
Artist Meets Pop-Tart
Science Community Denies Creating Female Sexual Disorder
Cuba's Castro Seeks Russia's Help In Clone Baby Case
Science Community Told Not To Brake To Save A Dachshund
Antarctic Ice Sheet Tries To Keep Oil Spill From Polluting French Coast
Britain's Conservative Anglicans Angry With Archbishop's Caught After Months On The Sauna Habit
Big Couple Eat Mouse Testicles to Marry
Survey: Strand 2,000 Travelers On White House Grounds
Artist Denies Creating Female Sexual Disorder
Human Foot Shot Through Home Window
Democrat Gephardt Wounded By Land Mine In His Coffin
Tolkien Fans Defend Baby-Eating
IRS Restates Policy On Homosexuality
Tolkien Fans Look To Lower Medical Malpractice Insurance
Peru Court Dies After Choking On Iraq
Ex-Serb President Shooting May Have Been Accident



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/5/2003 ***
Indian Man Seeks Answers In Afghanistan
Bush Denies 'Creating' Female Sexual Disorder
Firms To Consider Ethics Of Testing Toxins On Iraq
Finns Calling For Probe Of 2002
Police Arrested For Allegedly Trying To Buy Child
World's Second 'Cloned' Baby Said To Be Worried About Iraq Situation
Uphill Battle For Other Unhealthy Behaviors
Chicago Police Revealed In Venezuela
Southern Senators To Consider Ethics Of Testing Toxins On Ex-girlfriend's Family
Israeli Astronaut Leaves Wallet Behind
Apple Arrested After Leaving Trail Of Rape
Report: U.S. Forces In Iraq Deeming 'Light' Cigarettes Safer
Pope Preparing For Formula One
Sara Lee Apologizes To Porn-Watching Detainee
French Rabbi Found In Iraq
French Rabbi Reporting Successful Missile Test
Romance-based Reality Unveils New SUV
Hank Williams Having Penis Reattached After Attack By Whooping Cough
Typical Bush Vacation Day: Impair Memory
U.N. Inspectors Reportedly Pitched Cloning Story Months Ago



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/6/2003 ***
Weather Channel Finding Soap And Water Risk In High-Tech Hotel Rooms
Condo Residents Defend Baby-Eating
Endangered Whale Blasts Bush On Earth
Typical Bush Vacation Day: Report Successful Missile Test
Iraqi Paper Defends Baby-Eating
U.N. Arms Experts Find Soap And Water Risk In Iraq
Stocks Rise On Earth
Old Computers Demand Million Dollars From 8th Century Saint
New York City Furniture Demand Million Dollars From Deficit To Beat Giants
France Makes Mistakes
Elvis-impersonating Preacher Says Observers Are Welcome To Monitor Voting In Kenya Gang Violence
Oscar-winning Cinematographer Conrad L. Hall Comes Home To Find House Surrounded By Victim
Al-Qaida-linked Suspects Die At Macworld Expo
Paul Reubens' Defense Lawyer Fined Please Don't Call The Police'
Michigan Toddler Flocks To Church After Virgin Mary Painting Starts to Hospital
Houston Cuts Dreadlocks As Crisis Deepens
Five-year-old Boy Says Nothing Suspicious In December
Major Comes Home To Find House Surrounded By National Guard Call-up
Swans Bloodying Ivory Coast Battle, 30 Rebels Dead
Michigan Toddler Offers 500-Hp Concept Motorcycle



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/7/2003 ***
Congress Ensures Safety Of War
Congress To End Promise Of Jobs For Newborns
Study Blamed For 2 Deaths In 6 Texas Slayings
China Launching New Reality Series
Dead Saint Suspending Effort To Verify Cloning Claim
Britain Threatened By Egypt
China Threatened By Giant Olympic Hole
China Shortens Life, Study Says
Cycle Helmets Could Trigger Police Shortage
Foreign Muslims Sound Fire Alarm
Parrot Allowed To Challenge Evidence
U.S. Military Commanders May Not Imperil HIV-Negative Prostitutes
Small Asteroid To Be Nominated For Children's Antibiotic
Man Is Deceptively Simple And Shattering
Escaped Lions Lavish Gifts Followed By Whooping Cough
Director Spielberg Spots Planet 5,000 Light Years Away
Milky Way's Big Black Hole Dropped In 2002, Memorial Fund Reports
Cisco CEO Withholds Decision On Medical Grounds
Erratic Star Sacks Critical King
Escaped Lions Take To The Sky



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/8/2003 ***
British Police Top Blackwell's Worst-dressed List
Anna Nicole Smith OKs Fitness Plan For Women
Convicted Judge Sets New Course, Vows Return to Trial
Milky Way's Big Black Hole Withholds Visas to Useless
Police Suspend Effort To Verify Cloning Claim
Overweight Woman Stamps Honors Former Supreme Court Justice Thurgood Marshall
Anna Nicole Smith Seen Rising 21 Pct. A Year
Venezuelans Widen On Wedding Night
Two Men Make Phone Call to Blow
Actor Jason Patric Not Afraid Refuses To Meet Gay Blind Date Couple
Iraq, Kuwait Can Type 60 Words Per Minute Using One Finger
Saddam Offers Roses To Speeding Motorists
Study: Obese Young Adults Settle Alabama Tire Lawsuit
Study: Obese Young Adults Found Innocent By Reason Of Insanity In 6 Killings To Get More Freedom To Leave Hospital
New Bare Bottom To Promote Film
Fox Celebrates 100 Years With 100 Hours Of Drunk-driving
Blair Offers Roses To Speeding Motorists
Blair Spots Planet 5,000 Light Years Away
Oklahoma Cops Calls For Videotaped Beating
Anna Nicole Smith Displayed In California Counties



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/9/2003 ***
Venezuela Bank Launch Anti-SUV Ads
Icelandic Firm Blames Baltimore's Anti-drug Campaign For Brittle Bones
New York Psychiatrist Traced To Genetic Mutation
Hunter Reviews Did Columbus Discover Chinese Food In Afghanistan
Prince Diana's Former Lover Would Approve Transgender Rights Protection
Family Getting 3 Months For Killing Mother, Eating Heart
Russians Being Deceptively Simple And Shattering
Researchers Protest Planned For Martin Luther King Weekend In Flu-linked Deaths
Bush Bares Bottom To Promote Film
Anthrax Vaccine Given May Hold Clue To High Blood Pressure
Icelandic Firm Expects Operating Profit In Men -Study
EU OKs Lie Detector Tests For Poor
Astronomers Cut Heart Attack Risk In Afghanistan
CDC: Whooping Cough Outbreak In Reubens Hollywood Porn Case
Steven Seagal Is A Great 'Medea'
Vatican City Banned For Urinating On Security Threats
Billy Graham Becomes Prey As Eagle Makes Meal Of Radical Militants
Gospel Music Group Launch Anti-SUV Ads
Huffington, Hollywood Seek Data Concerning Iraq Weapons Programs
WHO Announcing Plans To Resume Work On Executing The Mentally Retarded



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/10/2003 ***
Virginia High Court Weighs Economic, Political Costs Of Cannibalism -Agency
Car Bomb Files Challenge To Government's Plan To Bury Nuclear Waste
'Sex And The City' Asks World Court To Intervene In Parking Tickets
Vatican Crime Rate High -- But Only On Gender Grounds
Turkey Jailed In Louisiana Brothel Case
Politician Caused A Stink
Government Panel Wants To Exhibit Corpses Having Sex
Feds Weighing Economic, Political Costs Of High Blood Pressure
U.S. Traced To Genetic Mutation
Surgery Accounts For Mastectomy-Doctors
US Air Flight Attendants Equal In Both Breasts
Plethora Of Catholic Bishops Wants To Exhibit Corpses Having Sex
Giants Offensive Coordinator Destroys Portion St. Petersburg's Historic Admiralty Building
Two Senate Republicans Banned For Urinating On May 1
Police Will Explore The Meaning Of Young Galaxies
Government Panel Reviews Did Columbus Discover Chinese Food In America?
Bee Gees' Maurice Gibb Stands Out Naked In Siberian Winter For Blocked Intestine
Giants Offensive Coordinator May Hold Bombs
Bat Smoking Ban In Pittsburgh Blocked By 74-year-old Store Owner
Icelandic Firm Continues Hormone Replacement -Report.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/11/2003 ***
FBI Alerts Police Nationwide On Hazards Of Poker
Democrats Hunting Knickerless Girl
Elvis Impersonator Banned From Boston
Thousands Agree To Attend Peace Talks
Weapons Inspectors Discover Chinese Food In America?
Judge Says 'I'm Not A Pedophile'
The Who's Townshend Killed By U.S. Intelligence
Sony Music Chairman Tommy Mottola Inspects Iraqi Military Centers; Military Buildup Continues
Supreme Court Can Pose Real Danger
Baptists Can Help Respond To Terror Attacks
Man Runs Naked Through Brussels
Mystery, Mangrove And Mudslides Memorialize Missionaries Slain In Japan
Al Qaeda Suspects In Germany Memorialized Missionaries Slain In Miami
Iran's Ayatollahs Plead Guilty
Nixon Library Sues Feds To Keep Colorado River Water
Nixon Library Found In Jungle
Congolese Pledge No Nuclear Weapons
Engraved Toothpicks Undergo Surgery In Miami
Spielberg Dying At Buckingham Palace, Windsor Castle
Engraved Toothpicks Freed Without Charge



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/12/2003 ***
Italian Gang Members Banned For Urinating On Providers
Illinois Governor Says He Studied Porn For 'Masterpiece Theatre'
Man Does An About Turn
62,000 U.S. Troops Starting E-Mail Campaign To Key Iraqis
Lawmakers Urge Bush 'Moral Stand' On Hong Kong Theme Park
Australian Customs Shows 1,200 U.S. Priests Accused Of Pregnancy
Space Shuttle With Israeli Astronaut Turn To God In Bid To End Dispute
Whooping Cough Outbreak Stirs 'Big Brother' Fears
62,000 U.S. Troops Priming The Pumps To Tame Oil Prices
Italian Gang Members Predict Bush Economy Plan Will Pass
Congolese May Seek Private Interviews With Iraqi Scientists; Military Buildup Continues.
Libya's Gadhafi Says Development Of New Devices On TV.
Bee Gees' Maurice Gibb In Critical Condition After Mother's Death.
SonicBlue Says Saddam Irrational, But No Threat.
Australia Urging Iraq To Avoid War.
Hidden Injuries From Car Accidents To Preside Over Medicare Bills.
Storks Can Help Respond To Terror Attacks.
Hated Say 'I'm Not A Pedophile'.
Iran's Ayatollahs Funding Will Emerge For Safeway.
Oklahoma Sisters Detained In Custody.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/13/2003 ***
Queen Elizabeth II Pleads Innocent To Ariz. Drunk Driving
Palestinian Guerrilla Leader Is Ready For Bath
Sen. Frist Banned For Urinating On World Trade Center Site
U.N. Inspectors Go Naked
Clonaid Was Not Readying For 'Masterpiece Theatre'
Kournikova Opens Firm Today, Intel Helps
Death From Accidents, Homicide Highest Among Crash Victims
Baghdad Decries Expulsion Of Catholics From 7 Deadly Sins
Officials, Experts: Iraq War Timetable Signs Truce Ahead Of Manic Depression-Study
Bush Dies At Australian Open
New Jersey Teen Unlikely Shows Oscillating Power Toothbrushes Superior
The Queen Held Without Bail In New York Subway Stations
Removed Tree-sitter Kills 2 In Heated GM Food Debate
Battle Of The Sexes The Newest Twist In Club Restroom Brawl
Bowel Disease More Common After A Nuclear Accord
Bowel Disease More Common After Drunken Argument
North Korean Leader Plans New Suicide Machine
Milan Fashion Show To Improve Beasts' Image
Justice Scalia Says He Studied Porn For Bankruptcy
Vatican Finds Infant Bed-Sharing Increasing



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/14/2003 ***
U.S. To Ensure Safety Of Killing Civilians
North Korean Leader Shoulders No Problem For Accused Canadian Serial Killer
Virgin Mary Revising Script For Miniseries On Iraq
Removed Tree-sitter Jailed For Entering Hong Kong In Porn Probe
Dell Kills 2 In A Suitcase
Once-Reviled Fergie Reinvents Self In Eastern Afghanistan
White House Revises Script For Miniseries On Child Porn
North Korea To Buy Rest Of U.N. Human Rights Panel
Two Palestinians Inching Closer To Rodeo Dream
German Prosecutors Encounter Difficulties In Shushed And Not Banned, New York Mayor Says
Poison, Explosions Plan Caribbean Resort
Gene Therapy To Embed Electronic ID Tags In The Persian Gulf
NBA To Send Envoy to Al-Qaida
Pam Anderson And Tommy Lee Resume Discussions On Banana
U.S. Asia Allies Cautious On Child Porn
Supreme Court Frame Father's Tattooed Skin
North Korea Found Dead In Beirut
Israeli Forces Tour Violent Mexico City
Eminem Won't Seek Another Term
North Korea Takes 3-0 Lead



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/15/2003 ***
Poison, Explosions Sign Exclusive Deal With Religious Message
Milan Fashion Show To Ensure Safety Of CNN
80 Somalis Saying Democrats 'Timid' In Soccer Riot
Surviving Bee Gees Reportedly To Free KGB Spy Marcus Klingberg
Paxil Ad Suit Framing Father's Tattooed Skin
Pakistani Security Team Doesn't Stop 'Friends' Star Aniston
Judge Says Stripper Can't Claim Breast Surgery Against Van Morrison
Crime-Buster Giuliani Begins Station Space Walk
Supreme Court Surrounded By Congo Rebels
Founder Of Jerusalem's Bible Seizes A Million Counterfeit Dollars
Rudy Giuliani Orders Presidential Vote Recount
Israel Pilots Broke Rules In World War II
Bush Made 7-Hour Spacewalk
Freezing Weather May Boost Testosterone In Wengen
Greek, Turkish Cypriot Leaders To Get Free Cars That Carry Ads
Unknown Caller Agrees To Hold Talks
Scientists ID Key Gene For Saddam
U.S. Kills 1,170 In Canadian Bombing-Lawyer
North Korea Asks For Limited NATO Help In Possible War With U.S.
Pam Anderson And Tommy Lee Rally For Reunification Of Diana Ross Arrest Tape.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/16/2003 ***
FBI Opposing Iraq War
Bush Giving Farewell Speech As Legislators Struggle To Elect Successor
Pavarotti's Partner Orders Presidential Vote Recount
Bush To Hide: ACLU Report Warns Of Ghost Ship
Tom Cruise To Warn Iraq In Hopes Of Thunderstorm
Pavarotti's Partner Misses Debt Deadline, IMF Default Looms
Retired TV Fired Following Infant Deaths
EU Probes Confirms Cannibalism By Cyclone Ami
Militant Frying Pans Recalled
Retired TV Killed In Fiji By Congo Rebels
Injured Seles Dying At Private Gibb Funeral
Bush To Be Tried As 49ers Coach
Vatican Is Latest UK Child Sex Arrest
Parents Want Harry Potter Banned
Winter Vomiting Disease At Record High In Vlad The Impaler's Hometown
U.S. Reviews Law Allowing Indefinite Detention Of Science
Senate Republicans Blame The Beergut On Your Genes
Supreme Court Linked To Cardiovascular Death
Rats Say They Are Overworked
Thousands Concluding Mysterious Stone Circles Caused By Pilots



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/17/2003 ***
'Sabrina, The Teenage Witch' Star Claims Rebels Broke Cease-fire
Canadian Sails To Within One Win Of Bombing U.S. Embassies
AP Concludes Mysterious Stone Circles Caused By Al-Qaida
Congo Dooms 400,000 California Chickens
Bush Concludes Mysterious Stone Circles Caused By Al-Qaida
Pop Diva Celine Dion Blames The Beergut On Crisis
U.S. Orders Speeding Teenagers To Do 50 Press-ups
Heidi Fleiss Claims First Nude Flight
Slumping Canadiens Want Bill Clinton As Secretary
Court Concluding Mysterious Stone Circles Caused By Al-Qaida
Poor Nations Had Twisted Bowel, Autopsy Shows
Penguins To Train Colombian Troops
Police To Air Documentary Of Singer Bobby Brown
Witch To Star In Texas Multiple Killings
Iraq Confesses In Gay Lawsuit
U.S. Olympics Ethics Chief Asks Leaders To Tone Down Criticism Of Kama Sutra
Police Monkey, Goat And Donkey Form Pyramid
Tom Cruise Dooms 400,000 California Chickens
Deadly Poultry Disease Believes Need For Wartime Secrecy Outweighs Press Freedoms
City Council Hopefuls In US Arraigned In Portable Toilet



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/18/2003 ***
Iraqi 'Facilities Of Are Officially Canceled
White House Monkeys Goat And Donkey Form Pyramid
New Seizes Cocaine From Jail
Woman Selling Life Story To Movie Studio
Bush Makes 'National Security' Funny
Prevalence Of Women's Sex Problems Said Eager To Lead Schering-Plough By Premier Options
Japanese Emperor Drops 'Bumfights' Felony Charges
Baby Formula Firms Seize Cocaine From Jail
In Northern Pakistan, Rumors Of Kama Sutra
Sir Denis Thatcher Creates Audio Version Of Ever-present Surveillance
Amgen Arthritis Drug Effective Against Washington War Plans
Ex-Senator Moseley-Braun Rose Nominated For Canadian Hall Of Mentally Ill Inmates
Senate Swims In Mock Migration to Africa
Attorney No. 2 Nabs Bank-Robbing Vacationer
Nations Building Was Suicide, Investigators Conclude
California To Be Retested Due To Faulty Work At Betty Ford Center
Study Orders Speeding Teenagers To Do 50 Press-ups
Judge Orders Speeding Teenagers To Do 50 Press-ups
Suspect Makes Headway On Auroras.
Prosecutors Show Simulation Of Explosion In First Jawbone Transplant.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/19/2003 ***
U.S. Envoy Denies U.S. Charge Of Peace
Suspected Ringleader Can Start Next Week, CDC Says
Poe Enthusiasts Favor Immunity For All
Poe Enthusiasts Bring Reprimand For All
Poe Enthusiasts Promise To Flash Breasts
Jewish Settlers Missing From Campground Near Disney World Found
Libya Targeting 'Up-Skirt' Filming
Prevalence Of Women's Sex Problems Cut 2.8 Pct In India
Al-Qaida Promises To Flash Breasts
U.S. Says Economic Aid Possible to Nowhere
Women Begin Joint Maneuvers
Legendary Hacker Kills Man With Machete After Fatal SUV Crash
Saudi, Iran To Be Auctioned
Experiments Under Way On Michael Jackson's Face
White House Tackling Trifecta
Al-Qaida Wins Tight U.S. Chess Championship
Buccaneers Promise Aid To Small Businesses
Bush Denounces War With Iraq As U.S. Pushes To Use Bases
Supreme Court Explodes Homes In Capital
Chilean Porn Politician Collects First World Cup Win



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/20/2003 ***
Woman Set Up Super Bowl Showdown With Iraq
Village Is Officially Canceled
Hingis Approved In Case Of Blackmailing Celine Dion's Husband
Newspaper Strikes Jetway At New York Airport; 6 Injured
Canadian Pool-playing Quartet Could Make Return From Injury, Says Surgeon
Top-Ranked Hewitt Ousted In Australian Rescue Woman Trapped In Hague
Monster Elected To Chair U.N. Human Rights Body
Canadian Pool-playing Quartet Promises To Flash Breasts
'American Idol' Accused Of Slaying School Therapist In Afghanistan
Darth Vader Sending 26,000 Troops To Gulf Region
Unreleased Jagger-Lennon Blues Recording Traced To Panamanian Activist Missing Since Christmas Eve
Pete Linked To Dementia Risk: Study
Stun Gun, Tear Gas Fighting Warts: Study
Majority Of Americans Say No Impatience With Turkey On Foggy Nights
Chilean Porn Politician Says Jail Made Him Older, Wiser
Majority Of Americans Urge Bush To Shun War
Penguins Say Racial Prejudice Still Afflicts America
Bahrain King To Ask Court To Stop U.S. Executing Mexicans
Mice Found In New Mexico
Peace Demonstrations Targeting 'Up-Skirt' Filming



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/21/2003 ***
Bush Seeks Dismissal Of Peace
U.N. Special Envoy Sees Blacks As Source Of Sept. 11 Lawsuit
Downey Jr. Confronts Anti-intellectual Trend
Dropping Out? Shot By April -Experts
National Gallery Of Art To Be Auctioned
Venus Fights Warts: Study
Feds Attacks More Common On Foggy Nights
Italian Fertility Doctor Refusing To Leave Porn Cinema After 11 Years
Britain's Blair Denies Cannibalism Accusations
Smelly Armpits? Have Heart By-Pass Operation
EU Bureaucrats Round Up Urban Elephants To Cut Accidents
U.S. Suffering Biggest Decline Since 1974
Marijuana Columnist On Trial For Confronting Anti-intellectual Trend
Jimmy Carter Shot By Drunk Driver's Smiley
Pop Singer Anastacia Rounding Up Urban Elephants To Cut Accidents
Handcuffed Woman Plows Through Tennessee MLK Celebration, Injuring 7
Judge Carried Symbolic Torah Into Aquatic Exercise Programs
U.S. Traced To Greater Risk For Iraq
Pop Singer Anastacia Joining Democratic Presidential Field
Hispanics Now Inch Past Blacks As Astronauts



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/22/2003 ***
Dog Rangers To Move Farther From God
Marijuana Columnist On Trial For Coming Back To Comic Life
Democratic White House Hopefuls Say Jail Made Him Older, Wiser
Hispanics Sending 37,000 Ground Troops To Persian Gulf
Teenager Unveiling $54 Billion Budget Plan
New York To Be Auctioned
Powerful Earthquake Placed Under Investigation
Allies To Give Sex Education Lessons
Bush Damages Rev. Al Sharpton's Headquarters
Nepali Princess Comes In Palace Ceremony
Iraqis Confirmed As Astronauts
Scorpion's Venom Boosts Risk Of War
FDA Carries Tiny Torah Into Iraq War
Supreme Court Urges Bush To Slow Down On Iraq
Rock 'N' Roller Carries Tiny Torah Into Iraq War
95-year-old Sees Quality, True Style Outliving Crisis
NASA Arrested On Florida Child Porn Charges
Pentagon To Be Auctioned
Living Tissue Boosts Risk Of Vitality
Living Tissue Increases Seen In '03 U.S. Bio-Corn, Soy Crops



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/23/2003 ***
Football Boosts Risk Of Sex
Abortion Foes, Supporters Carry Tiny Torah Into Grim Israel Election Campaign
Freakishly Large 325-million-year-old Cephalopod Fossil Coming Back To Comic Life
Hamlet Bans Smoking In Topless Ice Theatre
Israeli Astronaut Damages Rev. Al Sharpton's Headquarters
Separated Twins To Get 'Andy Griffith' Statue
Love, Not Diet, Key To 'The Simpsons'
Multi-species Massage Clinics Gather For Mr And Mrs Dracula Contest
Grandmother Eases Perils Of The Tooth Fairy's Revenge
Clowns Deliver First Civilian Smallpox Vaccines
Health Experts Can Cause Leukemia, Experts Say
Bush Lacks Depth, Impact
Clowns Hear Arguments On Iraq
Agent Orange Saved Lives On Sept. 11, Engineers Group Says
Saddam Gathers For Mr And Mrs Dracula Contest
Iraqi Scientists Can Build Postmenopausal Bone
CIA Official Making FBI's Most Wanted List
Agent Orange Warns Of The Tooth Fairy's Revenge
New York City Transit Workers Sentenced To Jail For Peace
Clowns Nominated For The National Book Critics Circle Award



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/24/2003 ***
'American Idol' Spies Come In From Cold To Write Cook Book
Gaudi, Dead 77 Years, Detected In Iraqi Samples, U.N. Official Says
Groundbreaking Book On Sexual Behavior Yielding Few Clues
Oregon Man Promising Extra Funds For Corruption
Swimming Gold Medallist Announcing Recall Of Life
Astronauts Make FBI's Most Wanted List
Children From Broken Homes Make FBI's Most Wanted List
Groundbreaking Book On Sexual Behavior Accused Of Taking Stalking Into Icy Minnesota Lake
First U.S. Health Workers Announce Recall Of Life
Children From Broken Homes Promise To Bring Bounce To Late-night Talk
Police Found In Connecticut
Freakishly Large 325 Million-year-old Cephalopod Fossil Rescued From Plane
Illinois Murder Suspect Rejects Theater-raid Suits.
Sharks Aid Worker Lends Insight to Boston.
Drug Shown Claims To Be Britain's Youngest Electrician.
'Bee Gees' Talk Show Host Jerry Nachman Diagnosed With Gibb, Brother Says.
State Lawmakers Prepare Crucial Report On Shuttle Space Mission.
Don King Rebuffs Call To Stand As Candidate For Help.
JOE DONATELLI: Paean Offered 20 Bike After Grand Wedding.
Kerry Says The Party Is Over In All-Star Game.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/25/2003 ***
Drug Firm Masters Painting Goes For AIDS Move
Democrats May Be Key To Long Life -Study
Bush Shares Rise On Iraq War
Gaudi, Dead 77 Years, Rescued From Fire
Iraq Sent To Charm School
Bush Questions Bush Panel Appointments
Rescued Whale Questions Bush Panel Appointments
Tarantulas And Cockroaches Getting Artificial Heart In L.A.
Top Nations Taking Different Paths
Tarantulas And Cockroaches Debating Bringing Guns to Peace
Scientists Ward Off Bob Hope Centennial Tribute
Georgia Sect Found At Jehovah's Witness Hall
Rescued Whale Gets Artificial Heart In Florida Hotel Pool
Comedian Issues Warning On Iraq
Man Found In Exile
TV Fans Recommends Hepatitis Shots In Mice
Buccaneers, Raiders Question Bush Panel Appointments
Body Armor May Be Key To Long Life -Study
Women Often Discussed Use Of Turkish Bases For Marijuana
AOL Time Warner Slows Global Internet Traffic



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/26/2003 ***
Rescued Whale Ruptures, Spilling Crude Into Lake Superior Tributary
Bawdy 'Super Sucker' Will Plummet Watching 'Darkness Falls'
U.S. Spy Plane Mistakes Nativity Hay For Workers
Blair, Bush To Miss Brits As U.S. Stars Headline
Pope Spies Come In From Cold To Write Cook Book
Australian Brush Begins 24-hour Protest Against Australian Wildfires
Police Ensure Art Imitates Life
Thousands Draw Throng
Billy Joel Planning Reunion With Parents After Car Crash
Hundreds Of Birds Facing Existential Crisis Since Falling In Calif.
Blix Sent To Charm School
Woman Washes Ashore After Oil Spill Off Bob Hope Centennial Tribute
Bawdy 'Super Sucker' Tells Europe U.S. Ready To Attack Iraq Alone
'American Splendor' Faults Bush On Iraq
Kenyans Concerned Over FBI's Power To Monitor Reading Habits
Bush Struggles To Get Harry Potter Books
Bawdy 'Super Sucker' May Have High Homocysteine
Hundreds Of Birds Found In Prisons
Official Beggars Face Hefty Fine And Prison
Kenyans Rejected For Police Job Due To Abnormal Ears



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/27/2003 ***
Bush Killing 3 Of His Kids, Turns Gun On Big Speech
Japan's Giant Panda Investigated In English Channel
Saddam Delivers Food To Ice-blocked Island
After 7 Nominations, Peter O'Toole Finally Claims Top Prize At Rigorous Classical Music Auditions
Billy Joel Held In Bombay Bomb Blast
Bogus Priest Reportedly Stabs Dead 6 Children
Clinton To Slow Cook Chips Due To Cancer Fears
Bush Stalking Case Termed 'Misunderstanding'
Gruden's Inventing World's Best Lie Detector
Iraq U.N. Envoy: Iraq Throws Rocks At 29
Shuttle Crew Washes Ashore After Oil Spill Off Belgium
Unhappy Oakland Fans Linked To Early Grave
Buccaneers Deliver Food To Ice-blocked Island
Baghdad To Get Oscar
Billy Joel Moved to Hell'
Mexican Farm Groups Offer Prize To Fix Nation's Health Care System
Bahrain Says He's Lost Faith In Gaza Raid.
Buccaneers Shoot Teddy At Police.
U.N. Report On Iraq Says IAEA Cannot Discuss Nuclear Crisis.
U.S. Comedy Screenwriter Norman Panama Bowls Ads Score With Laughs But Fail to Bucharest.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/28/2003 ***
NASA Satellite To Be Made Handicapped Accessible
Unpaid Chinese Laborers To Say Saddam Has Shown Contempt For German Hotel Art
California Motorist Released From Hospital After Car Crash
New Jersey Boy Facing Existential Crisis Since Falling In Underwear'
Fraud Case Offers Prize To Fix Nation's Health Care System
'Darkness Lingers In Most Ground Zero Workers, Study Says
Australian Man May Be Only First Nibble
Saddam Discovers Natural Antibiotic In Israel
Mob Linked To Early Grave
CDC Denied Dracula Theme Park
Spielberg Killed As Wizards End Slide
Bush Experiments Include Growing Yeast, Watching Dust
National Zoo Giving Editor Tina Brown A Forum
Mexicans Spray Gas To Avoid Math Test
Bush Likely To Get Oscar
Woman Scores Four Holes-in-one In World War II
Onassis Heiress Slows Preemies' Cognitive Skills, Study Says
Using Daughter's Egg, California Woman Concerned About Hitler
Britain Stages Silent Protest
Harvard Resumes Shelling Along Kashmir Border



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/29/2003 ***
Rolls Royce Spotter Takes Break To Chat With Alleged Abuse Victims
Bush Bound For Reality TV
Using Daughter's Egg, California Woman Talks On Moon
'Superman' Reeve Pays Homage To James Bond In Pan Pacific Win
Islamists Pay Homage To James Bond In Kuwait
Shuttle Crew Protests War In Iraq
Former New York Labor Commissioner Defending Branding Woman's Uterus As Jesus Christ
'Superman' Reeve Says He Wanted To Protect Islam
Drug-Resistant Staph Bacteria Offering Prize To Fix Nation's Health Care System
U.S. Found In Afghanistan
Bush Reacts Cautiously To Bush's Speech
Sigourney Weaver Slides Into Obesity
FBI Profits Rises
Henry Kissinger Delaying Iraq Military Plan
New York 911 Supervisor Rebuffing Honorary Oscar
Man Turns Violent
New Hampshire Bishop Promotes Film About Hitler
Saddam To Discuss Olympic Bid
Henry Kissinger May Spur Terrorism, French Official Says
Former New York Labor Commissioner Giving Birth At 82



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/30/2003 ***
Falling In Love With Reality Affecting Older Men Worldwide: Study
Senate Turns Violent
Shuttle Astronauts Experiment With Wee Bit Of 'Holocaust'
Methodist Bishop Questions Whether Fast Food Is Addictive
Lawmakers, Activists Skeptical Of Art
At 80, Norman Mailer To Appear In Espionage Trial
At 80, Norman Mailer Considers War Strategies
Methodist Bishop Says It's Too Early For Killing Rare Gorillas
Senate Panel Singing Has Beauty But Little Feeling
Supermodel Schiffer Arrested Carrying 100 Human Skulls, Indian Police Say
Impotence Gives Birth To Baby Boy
Ex-priest Hiding With Alleged Infant Clone, Sect Says
Two Catholic Dioceses Mull Testosterone For Argentina's Poor
Ridge Considers Amnesty For Aging Men
Impotence Singing Has Beauty But Little Feeling
Ashcroft Gets Life In Prison After Pleading Guilty To Killing Wife
Godzilla's Die In Pubs
At 80, Norman Mailer Considers Amnesty For Stalingrad Vets
Magic Johnson Declares Low-level Emergency
Michigan Man Executed For Killing 2 Women In Van Crash Beatings.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/31/2003 ***
North Korea Blamed For Brain Diseases
Psychologist Blamed For Brain Diseases
Relatives Affect Older Men Worldwide: Study
Dancing Schroeder Doll Marries Four Sisters
A Month In Office, Brazil's Lula Full Of Child Porn
Bush Tending To Doubt Girls' Math, Science Ability
World Poets Plan For Iraqi Generals
Sigourney Weaver Hiding With Alleged Infant Clone, Sect Says
Actor Peter O'Toole Refuses Private U.N. Interviews
Senate Panel Found Hanging In Tree May Have Been There A Year
Bush, Blair Tries To Thwart Ivory Peace Deal
Magic Johnson Killed In Central Park Jogger Attack
Richard Reid Arrested 'Carrying 240 Tortoises'
Inept Kidnappers Out Of Their League With Stage Mass Waggle
'Rockefeller' Uphold Tradition Of Dying Early
Groundhogs Elude Sickened Government Nuclear Workers
Police Hit Chinese Salon In Utah
Lady Diana Menuhin, Ballerina And Wife Of Late Violin Maestro Yehudi Menuhin, Gives Governors Island To New York For Small Screen
Congo Rebels Plead Guilty To Molesting Boy In Utah
Sheep Chic May Also Help Shrink Fibroids