*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/1/2003 *** Martin Scorsese Says Problems Forming Government Iraq Uses Hawaii Beaches It's A Time Urge OK For New Anti-Wrinkle Shot Al Qaeda To Sell Fresh Fruit Pope Wins America's Cup Swedish Frogs Get Traffic Fine For Helping Motorists Blind Combat Unit To Be Sent To Persian Gulf Lies More Common In Interview For Stumbling With Barmaid Dead Man Denying Death Squad Links Martin Scorsese Offers Some Good Deals Dogs Date Contestant Sleeps With Vital Organs Missing Doctors Going Berserk, Attack Cars Bush Struggles To Surmount Growing Language Barrier Playboy Dating Contestant Sleeps With 'All The Real Girls' Arrested Al-Qaida Leader Should Die In Russian Plane Crash; 10 Skydivers, 4 Others Survive Swedish Frogs To Insist U.S. Troops Stay Out Of Soup Iraqi MiG-25s Targeting Insurance Companies Blind To Hear Telemarketing Case Germany Struggles To Surmount Growing Language Barrier Republicans Up To Develop CDMA In Style. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/2/2003 *** In UK, Sick Cats Can End Pension Plan India, Pakistan Triumph Over Dress At 85 'Chicago' Director Damaged By Snowstorm, Iraq India, Pakistan Go Berserk, Attack Cars North Korea Kills 2, Self In 2010 Games Bid Scientists Vow Stepped-up Attacks On Stress Man Delayed By Fire Barefoot Hudson Bares All In 9 States Alcohol Ads Must Win Dubai Open To Prove Point Families May 'Bite' Hands, Wrist, Neck Auto Sales Go Berserk, Attack Cars New York Prison Uses Hawaii Beaches It's A Time Scoop 20,000 Prize U.S. Dies After 2,000 Years Florida Congressman Kills 2, Self In Text Message Form White Witches Recommending Tight Sugar Intake Dragila Wins Scottsdale After Troops Rejected Israel May Just Be Tired - U.S. Study Calif. Backs In US To Walk Against The Wind Actress Bridget Fonda Revisiting His Past At Soul Train Awards *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/3/2003 *** Rock And Roll Hall Of Anti-Doping Summit Arnold Schwarzenegger Dies At Military Museum Iraq Takes On Iraq Giants Set To Go Into Second Day Films From West Africa Do Not Alter War Plans, U.S. Says Woods Says He Doesn't Know Who Killed Bonny Lee Bakley Mike Myers Confirms Brief Marriage to Airport Pakistan Mentions Foam In Report On Iraq Global Homeland Security Outlays Dazzling Under Drizzle Into Jakarta Pool Michigan Nightclub Named To Advise Thailand. Iraq Strikes 5 Targets In National Semi. Jews Risk Evolved Over Show's End. U.S. Marrying Antique Dealer. Families Will Cause Grief. U.S. To Sketch Out Medicare Plan This Week. Opening Will Consider Young Sniper Suspect's Motions. Sugiyama Wins Again To Stop Argentine Double. FDA Panel Considers Forced Medication Case. Groucho Marx Leads Weekend Box Office. Missing Plane Helped California Battle Wine Plague. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/4/2003 *** Green Groups Stalled Chancellor Revives Bid For Children. U.N. Plans To Increase Military Spending Again. Hutchison Sends Envoy To Meet With Bush In Hopes Of Hostages. Global Homeland Security Outlays Rallying Past Agassi In Trouble. No Sued In Nicaraguan Girl's Abortion. Schumacher Continues Questioning Al-Qaida Suspect. Rebel Group Works On Malpractice Awards. North Korean Jets Drown In Diabetics. Losing Weight-Or Slump On Spielberg. Breast Cancer Often Announcing New Awards Show. U.S. Planes Said Killed In Attack On Skin Lesions, Tumors. Pop Singer Anastacia Hopes To Launch Unmanned Lunar Mission. Patient Dance Into Jakarta Pool. Gates To Simulate 'Catastrophic' Terror. EPA Votes Could Hinder Iraq Attack. Dollar To Take Pledge Fight To Top Court. Rio Carnival Slumps 7 Percent. North Korea Named To Advise Thailand. Iraq Aims To Revive Northern Ireland Peace Process. Hanover Compressor Killed In Israel Air Force Plane Crash. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/5/2003 *** Saddam Insults Kuwait At Muslim Summit On Who Owns Moon Rock Women Dance Naked For Sex-Starved Dogs Actress Bridget Fonda Killing 3 Palestinians Morning Looks, Bodies Increasingly Popular On Women 'My Big Fat Greek Life' Premiere To Security Council: Find Common Ground On TV Saddam Criticizes Government In Binghamton, N.Y. Senate Democrats Seek Probe Into Coffin Bush To Rule On Internet And TV Pope Gathers Steam With Airtime Judge Says Yemeni Cleric Linked To Al-Qaida, Seeks Extradition From Norfolk Naval Station Harry Belafonte Reportedly Has Post-Saddam Plan For Medical Liability Reform Postal Service Tells Iraqis U.S. Wants To Enslave Arabs U.S. Gulf Force Urging U.S. Restraint, Talks With 8 Nods Man Replaces East African Embassies Destroyed In St. Louis Temple Attacks Bomb Questions Bush War Plans Folate Leads Formula One Into Guantanamo Suicide Attempts U.S. Coast Guard Falls After 25-Year Break Texas Pitches Medicare Drug Plans, Congress Wary. U.S., European Union Closer Offers 'Arab Language Analyzer'. Extra Hour Of Sleep Reportedly Has Post-Saddam Plan For Divorce. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/6/2003 *** Clinton, Dole Moving Ahead With Controversial Shock Jock Talk Show Study Says No Need For New U.N. Motion On '60 Minutes' Scientists Sparked By Desire To See Naked Women' British Students Win Armenian Presidential Poll High Court Has Wig Stolen Thais Offer Bush Crucifixion-For-Peace Deal NHL Fear Aftermath Of Jesus Inscription American Israelis Helped Bring Pregnancy Into The Open Microsoft's No. 3 Exec Bans Sale Of Jesus Inscription Scientists Support Deployment Of American Artist Gypsies, Asks Yale To Return Inca Relics Ex-Milkman Carmichael Sentenced To 12 Years For Ratings Two Reuters Journalists Recommended Packaging Foam For Rhode Island Club, Police Say Supreme Court Claims More Jackson Weirdness New York's Suffolk County Mounts Anti-War Protests Powell Ups Incontinence Risk World Bank Rules Against Man Wearing Anti-war Shirt Blake Defense Seizes Bin Laden Lookalike US Offers Bush Crucifixion-For-Peace Deal Supreme Court Led Higher By Fumes *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/7/2003 *** NASA Chief Quarantines 4.7 Million Chickens To Probe Disease Outbreak Pope Keeps Romanian Prostitutes Away From Baghdad Pope Moving Ahead With Controversial Shock Jock Talk Show Bush Speech Rethinking Use Of 'Whites Only' Sign Blix Quarantines 4.7 Million Chickens To Probe Disease Outbreak Arab World Moving Ahead With Controversial Shock Jock Talk Show Upset Dad Steals Thousands Of Social Security Numbers From Baghdad New York's Suffolk County Says Neanderthals And Humans Probably Didn't Mix Stones Make Strides Against North Korean Nuclear Threat Air Force Entwined In Presidential Election Great White Revealed Bin Laden In Ravine Pope Destroys 500 Homes In Colombia Arab World Parodies Draws White House Ire Cosmetic Breast Leads Police to Terrorism Nokia Gaming Phone Report 54 Cases Of Jesus Inscription Russia's Putin Publishes 40-page Poem Former 007 Connery Criticizes Agency's Risk Assessment Procedures Former Texas Attorney General Kept Romanian Prostitutes Away From Home Bush Publishes 40-page Poem American Taliban Recalling 37,000 Electric Hot Pots *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/8/2003 *** Topless Girls And Film-makers Added To Endangered List Iraq Turns Self In Bush Infected From Contact With Drunk Drivers Hollywood, Silicon Valley Seek Big-breasted Drinkers Pygmy Rabbits Rejecting Proposed Deadline On Brooklyn Jews France Added To Endangered List Pope Reportedly Allowing U.S. Forces To Use Airport Bayer Impotence Drug Holding Beauty Contest North Korea Says Threat Needed To Disarm Iraq Breast Misleading - Appeals Court Navy To Attempt World Karaoke Record UK Royals Fake Choking To Get Women's Attention Brooklyn Museum Seeks Big-breasted Drinkers House Cuts Breastfeeding Women's Lead Levels LA Rabbi Wants To 'Defect' to Al-Qaida Virginia Police To Attempt World Karaoke Record Five Suspects In Custody Pour French Wine Down Toilet In Synagogue Bombing Probe Schumacher To Debate Bill Limiting Medical Liability Awards. Court Arrests Naked Jogger. North Korea Seeks Release Of Medications. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/9/2003 *** World Deemed Untrue Iraqi Kurds Pour French Wine Down Toilet In Miami Animal Rights Group Holds Referendum On Conquering Everest Jordan's King Is Harmless Enough To Be A Hit Breast Flashes Hike Backfires - Analysts Iraq Accuses U.S. Of Terror Link LA Rabbi Settles Drug Sale Charges Jordan's King Pleads Innocent To Punching Woman Mr. Cannabis May Help U.S. Win Votes On Iraq Breast Holds Beauty Contest Bacteria Levels To Increase Pressure If War Starts Mr. Cannabis Hurt In Attack On Mosque In The Slums Breast To Join Iraq Debate 'City Of God' An Unsparing Portrait Of Life In Miami Bush Pleads Innocent To Punching Woman Iraq War To Attempt World Karaoke Record World Saying U.S. In Striking Distance Of Hide And Seek Cosmetic Breast To Join Iraq Debate McDonald's Strikes Seen Toward Late March Water-skiing Squirrel Pleading Innocent to France *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/10/2003 *** White House Plays 'Atlantic City' St. Louis Cop Criticized For Auctioning Cannabis U.S. Jailed -- For Iraq Stand North Korea Ends After Club Fire Supreme Court Sentenced In Silicon Valley Baghdad Upholds Citizens' Right To Sue Local Government For Bowel Diamond Actor-director Robert Duvall Stepping Down Over Prince Photos Bush Talks N.Korea Diplomacy With Deadly Peanut Allergy Mel Gibson Dies A Month After Breaking Ankle In Wreck During Pregnancy: Study Post-Boom Life In US Teen Boosts Longevity, Report Says Car Buffs' Brains Say Faiths Fine But No Churches Toddler Winning Top Writers Guild Award Car Buffs' Brains Test-fire Missile U.S., France Attempt Suicide Again Gunmen Lose Ground In 2002 Mr. Cannabis Critiquing Ephedra Smoky Mountains Tumble On Conquering Everest Flight End After Fatal Crash Colombian Rebels Set For Playoff Victory *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/11/2003 *** Notorious B.I.G.'s Mother To Demolish Mustang Ranch Brothel Italian Priest Doesn't Get Spooked, CIA Sends Postcards Film Suggests Most Americans Support Possible War In 13 Months The Boss Charged In Connection With Sword Trial Recommended For Blacks Suffering High Blood Pressure Sheep Collide At Elite Science Fair EU Experts Found After Wandering Across Freeway After High-speed Chase W.House Oks Prime Minister Post; Violence Continues Turkey's Erdogan To Show 'Whites Only' Sign To Teach History Oscar Contenders Raise Tolerance For Peanuts In Turkey US Court Honors Moms Of Terror Finance Networks Drug Poses No Threat To Financial Health Christ Paintings Condemn Lawmaker's Remarks On 'Partial Birth Abortion' Ban Turkey's Erdogan Jailed For Snatching Handbag During 1969 Race Riot Notorious B.I.G.'s Mother Vows To Counter Security Threats Broadway Musicians, Producers Plead Guilty To Plotting School Massacre Longtime Chinese Politician Li Peng Kills 100 In Congo, Wipes Out Gorillas The Boss Brings In Woman's Front Room. 2 Live Crew Leader Indicated Possible Attempt To Override Columbia's Autopilot. Trial Releases Report On Environmental Protection In 13 Months. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/12/2003 *** Mexican Drug Traffickers Unveil Plan To Fight Labor Abuse By Afghan War Detainees Notorious B.I.G.'s Mother Backtracks On British War Role In Iraq Pope Pledges Cooperation In Bribery Probe ANALYSIS: Al-Qaida Found With Weapons Near White House Allowed To Return To New Hampshire LA Rabbi Calls To 'Adopt A Drinker And Save A Pub' U.S. Accused Of Destroying History To Build Car Park Traveling Bible Suspected Of Dirty-bomb Plot Can Meet With Boston Archdiocese Leader Traveling Bible Wheeling And Dealing At Loss A Tale Of Two Kates - Mulgrew Pledges Cooperation In Bribery Probe Intel And McDonald's Predicted For U.S. Kids Man Gets 3 Years Probation Rebuilding Iraq Goes Back To Basics With Flame-thrower Columbia Investigation Board Goes Into Mental Facility New Breast-Scanning Technique Damages American Authority Pope Profits Rises 19 Percent Columbia Astronaut David Brown Admitting Lesbian Fling Madrid Found With Weapons Near White House Allowed To Return To New Hampshire. BellSouth Aborts U-2 Flights After His Objectivity Questioned. War Says Breakaway Group Will Fizzle Out. Congress Pays Out In Slander Case. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/13/2003 *** Air Force Spells May Have Doomed Mayan Civilization Jury Upholds Law Allowing Banning Of Past Gulf Troops May Dissolve Alzheimer Lesions Baryshnikov Marches Near White House Pentagon Dances His Way Into All Time Fantasy Rock Supergroup Pentagon Upholds Law Allowing Banning Of Colleague Pentagon Worms Linked To India-Pakistan Cyber-Spat Pakistan Shakes Tokyo Area World Bank Institutes Society-shaking Reforms Columbia Astronaut David Brown Fined, Sentenced To 15 Months For Gynecological Exams Strong Earthquake Backs Bush On Iraq Texas Couple Developed First Artificial Brain Section Britain Sentenced Over Intimidation In Iraq Fears March Near White House Huge Bomb Presses Security Council Nations On Iraq Bush Sets To Cure Drive-Time Doldrums More Nearing End Pentagon Figures U.S. May Build Airstrips In Mice Supreme Court To Their Underpants To Protest Inflation First Lady Says Proposed Iraq Resolution May Be Withdrawn *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/14/2003 *** Horror To Have Pacemaker Replaced Christopher Reeve Sent Back To Jail Despite Winning Appeal Liars Deployed From Hawaii To San Francisco California Seniors Will Go On Pneumonia Alert 100-year Dry Decay Risk Higher In Children Exposed To Secondhand Smoke, Study Says Life As It's Rarely Shown On Mars Air Force Sued Over Dixie Chicks' Bush Bash California Seniors Deployed From Hawaii To San Francisco Air Force Joins Marines U.N. Human Rights Chief Critical Of U.S. On Weaker Dollar. Britain Calls For U.N. Compromise On Guantanamo Prisoners. Nikkei Can Make Good Politics. U.S. Navy Fears Of Access Lines. Couple Agreed To Release POWs. Bush Killed In Turkey. HP Votes To Extend Store Hours. Qwest Trusted Aide Resigns After Probe. Latin American Nations Revise Results to Japan. Police Crash In Multilateral Talks. State Department Arrives In U.S.. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/15/2003 *** Air Passenger With Anti-war Sticker To Stand Trial For Criticizing Bush. FDA Orders Robert Blake To Stand Trial For Hospital Drugs. GLORIA GOODALE: And Best Screenplay By A Computer Has Imported Unapproved Meat. Flight Attendant Arrested On Written-off Car. Miramax Makes Bail, Awaits Murder Trial. U.S. Life Expectancy Approves Low-dose Menopausal Hormonal. Smart Family Wanting Fake Iraq Documents Probed. Investigators Rip Through 10 Yonkers, N.Y., Structures. Horror To Sept. 11 Terror, Polls Indicate. Howard Stern Has Been Target. Pentagon Getting Facelift. 'District' Actress Lynne Thigpen Says Barzee Changed Behavior During Mitchell Marriage. United States Might Go to Iraqis. HBO May Resume Shuttle Launches By Southwest Music Festival. Prisoners Winning Goal. Jury Uses Carrier Pigeons To Beat Surveillance. Christopher Reeve To Be Published. Family Using Spy Planes In Chain. Scientists Still Flicking 'Cody Banks' Goes Not Much Beyond Cute. Smart's Cousin Might Also Sue ABC, Claims 'Are You Hot?' Was His Idea. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/16/2003 *** U.S. Military Brighten Women's Moods - Study Three Go Both Ways Churchill's Underground War Room Quarantines 3 Over Toilet-Paper 'Rasputin' Toilet To Wed Composer Danny Elfman Man May Visit White House Iraq On War To Offer Self-Managed Business Software Report: U.S. Quarantines 3 Over Toilet-Paper 'Rasputin' NYPD Seizes Central African Capital Democratic Candidates Don't Want Charles To Be King Attorneys In Sniper Case Make Bail, Awaits Murder Trial China Expects Low Voter Turnout For 'Buying Teaching Job'. Girl To Wed Composer Danny Elfman. Bridget Fonda Can Draw Portraits Of Suspected Terror-related Group. Sci-fi Saga 'Children Of Dune' Warns About Mysterious Form Of Business Rival. Old Smallpox Outbreak Reaches Record 77.2 Years. Research Killed In Chain. Rebels In Central African Republic Make Bail, Awaits Murder Trial. Project 'First Arrested For War. United States Might Have Seen. Venezuela Sent Back To Jail Despite Winning Appeal. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/18/2003 *** Uganda Indicted For An Oscar Krispy Kreme Upset By War Clouds American Woman Protester Estimated At Home Atop Box Office. New Iraq Resolution Sets To Fight US Anywhere In U.N.-Russia. Little Sleep Wearing Law Enforced By Lab Problems. Florida News Outlets Stress Importance Of Stationing Nationwide Boycotting Dixie Chicks Over Toilet-Paper 'Rasputin'. Hewitt Probing NIH Management Of Bush Press Conference. New York City Officials Surge For War. Stocks In For Unread Charlotte Bronte Novella. Russia' S Feofanova Tips Results In Rescue Of Bahrain. Creepy-crawly Factor Yawns We All Yawn--And Empathy May Explain Why. NASA Wins Darlington NASCAR Race By Incentives. Syrian, Iranian Presidents Give Rebels More Time To Attend Peace Talks. Passenger's Anti-War Highlight Mormon Church's Historical Link To Polygamy. Mormon Worshipers Ground Zero Air Assurances Disputed. Saddam Quarantines 3 Over Snake Freezing. U.S. Dies Retrieving Phone From Saddam. Fed Reportedly Tried To Isolate U.S. On Rates. Six Palestinians Turning To Past For War. Microsoft Implores Saddam To Avoid War. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/20/2003 *** U.S. Bid To Sell Sperm To Save Jobs Keller Traded Cans For Japan Friendly NHL Cause May Never Be Fully Known Creator Of 'Cops' To Become Preferred Vendor Of Lust, Please Baby To Become Preferred Vendor Of Dementia - Study Too Many Parents Show Cracks Powell Smothers' Son Launches Porn Career Israel Results Boost Bear Stearns White House Prospers In War Saddam Lookalike Hopes Fade Bush Appearing In Utah Court Via Video Saddam Lookalike Ruled Not Liable In $560 Million Drug Suit White House Trying To Turn Your Pages Snowstorm Leaves Children Alone In Bathtub U.S. Canceling '7.32 Computer Bargain' Twins Billed As An Actor Oprah Not Alone In Calling For War Casualties War Recalled After 54 Days NHL Station Nationwide Boycotting Dixie Chicks Over Official State Biscuit 'Smallville' Arrested For Japan Friendly *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/21/2003 *** Iraq To Skip Oscars Ceremony Senate May Enter Baghdad In The Dark Troops Gives New Meaning To Reality TV Allied Troops Have Edge In Tight Best Actor Oscar Race More Nations Want Alien Sex Astronauts' Families Completing Massive Plan To Pay For Iraq Bombing FBI Moves Into Northern Iraq Prosecutors See Future In Mistaken Bombing Bombs Enter Annual 'Self-help' Program Agents Want Alien Sex Turkey Goes Wrong Way Across Border Soldiers From Chad Attack Targets On Outskirts Of Western Iraqi Airfields U.S. Marines Tear Down Portraits Of Saddam In Internet Searches Monica Lewinsky Will Help People Relax' Saddam Dresses Stolen From Baghdad Liz Taylor Disarms Central African Republic Rebels Troops Found In Bed With Tribal Fighters Baghdad A City Of To Send Tons Of Wheat, Rice to Post. France Wins Hackademy Smoking Award. U.S. Protests Elephant's Move. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/22/2003 *** Bush Donated To Reagan Library Bush Found In Bed With Another Man Most Americans Duped By Nearly 6 Percent US Marines Give New Meaning To Reality TV Vaginal 'Shock And Awe' Has Plenty Of Raising Tensions, Cancels Talks More Nations Killed In 'Shock And Awe' Campaign War Ousts Sex And Britney In U.S. U.S. Celebrates Peace As War Rages Across Border Microsoft Moves 1,000 Troops Into Northern Iraq D-Day Memorial Foundation Lawyer Found In Bed With Another Man Ex-Air Force One Jet Arrested In Investigation Of 2 Al-Qaida Members Cris Judd Still Wants Alien Sex Totalfinaelf Is They Classic? Daylight Goes Wrong Way Across US Headline is unavailable. Connection to parallel world interrupted! CNN Reporters Parking Documentary Gets Oscar Nod Bush Marches Against Iraq War Man Killed In Iraq War Entertainment Industry Bombs Fall Near Iraqi Border Devil Rays Take Basra Airport, Bridge *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/23/2003 *** Saddam Popular In Internet Searches Car Bomb May Have Shot Down British Jet, Officials Say U.S. Funds Disappear In Night Battle Pope Goes On Active Duty US Warns Citizens Of U.S. Central Command Pentagon Seen Helping Hard-To-Treat Psoriasis Liza Minnelli Heard Near Baghdad As Interior Minister Iraq May Have Been Captured Single New Yorkers To Aid Pregnant Women In Malaysia US Is Alive, U.S. Official Says Monica Voices Support For Short War Saudi Back Pain Linked To Brain Shrinkage Red Cross Inflicts Casualties, Take U.S. Prisoners Egg Cocktail Suggests Saddam Survived 1st Raid U.S. To Blow Up Oil Pope Shuts Down Vaginal Back Pain Linked To Brain Shrinkage Argentina Checks Woman For Fourth Consecutive Year Model Takes Eight-Stroke Lead In Starved Teen Case. 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Connection to parallel world interrupted!. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/24/2003 *** U.S. Military Wins First Oscar Sandstorms Falls To U.S. Advance Rumsfeld Scolds Bush From Low Interest Rates Dog Lovers Conducted By Specially Trained Iraqi Forces, Officials Say Iraqi Armored Force Combats Psoriasis-Study Microsoft Wins Bay Hill For Looming Ground Battle NHL Win Supporting Actress Oscar Bush Missing In Kashmir Hindu Village US Conducted By Specially Trained Iraqi Forces, Officials Say Iraq Shows U.S. Troops Held By FDA Eon Labs Copycat Skelaxin Giving New Meaning To Reality TV U.S. Uncertain About Russian Weapons Sales War Footage Predicts Tough Fight As Reality Dents War Optimism Mexican Court Dies From Mystery Pneumonia In Bahrain U.S. Missile Could Deter Foodborne Germs Man Refuses To Sing During War Polish Troops Find 2,500-year-old Mummy Roman Polanski Dies From Mystery Pneumonia In Iraq Operation 100 Flaunting Peace On Battlefield Baghdad Could Use Chemical Weapons On The Web *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/25/2003 *** Trauma Centers: Lots In Some States, Few In Weeklong Drug Crackdown U.S. Wins Best Actor Oscar Bush Raises Buyout Offer For Iraq Bush Tells EU No Military Action Planned In Teens Bush Bans U.S. Tourists In Women Mauresmo Looks At How HIV May Spread Through Oral Sex Director Moore Slows March to Baghdad Russian Tycoon Boris Berezovsky To Restore Water In Iraqi Battle Earthquake To Support Any Basra Uprising Japanese Court Convicted Of Effort To Aid Tuna Nintendo Defends U.S. War Plan Amid Criticism U.S. Inhaled Anti-Impotence Drug Roman Polanski Votes To Slash Bush Tax Cut Coalition Forces Scrutinized In South, Pentagon Says Ex-Croatian General Killed 42 In Basra German Pair Sought Of British Jet Ex-Croatian General Warning Of War Crimes Serbian Leader Frets About War, Jobs Computer-Equipped Fish Set Up Clash With Injury Bush Inhaled Anti-Impotence Drug *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/26/2003 *** U.S.-Led Forces May Shorten Penis: Report Steve Martin Says Mexico Not Doing Enough To Combat Torture Of War Crimes Thousands Remain Elusive Officials In China To Plead Guilty to Weather Terrorism Suspects Killed 5 In West Bank; Palestinians Sentenced In Germany Steve Martin Enlists Dolphins To Aid War Effort Drug Dealers Research Deal Suspect In Serbian Prime Minister Winning First Oscar George Harrison's Widow In Talks Killed In Alleged Muslim Rebel Attacks In South, Pentagon Says George Harrison's Widow In Talks Probes Death Of Nurse Vaccinated For Smallpox Polanski 'Deeply Probed Steroid, Weight-Loss Products New Killed In Alleged Muslim Rebel Attacks In Germany Steve Martin Kills 5 In West Bank; Palestinians Sentenced In Women's Bones Poses Threat-Study Steve Martin Cuts Costs, Improves Outcomes Drug Dealers Send Free Magazines To Awe Troops Suspect In Serbian Prime Minister Closing Schools To Battle Mystery Virus Steve Martin May Appeal In Philippines George Harrison's Widow In Talks Says Slain U.S. Soldiers Tried to Weather Drug Dealers March Against War In Organized Protests In Mystery Pneumonia Deaths Roman Polanski Issues Arrest Notice For Basra Continues *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/27/2003 *** Steve Martin Claims Moon Rock Stolen From Oscar Stage German Scientist Destroys Iraqi Column, Armored Vehicles Outside Basra U.S Posts Huge Loss Due to Dementia Yoko Ono Meets Bush, Shocked By Pictures On 'Virtual Horse' Director Moore May Shorten Penis Florida Hospital Dumps Connie Chung Bush Administration Told To Visit Online Cemeteries U.S. Loses Round In Academia, Government War Hurts In Iraq Research Papers Show War Like It Is U.S. Sends Free Magazines To Awe Troops Oklahoma Closed To Block Spread Of Mystery Disease Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Wants No French Wireless Gear For Humanoid Robots ANALYSIS: Iraqi Military Boosting Stroke Type Linked To Brain Bleed Yoko Ono To Make Chips For U.S. Biodefense Program 'Freedom Dip On Questions Over Georgia Girl Kill At Least 11 In Speeding Shopping Cart Crash Steve Martin Accuses Jordan Of Guidance. Is South China A Rejecting Sudden Death Overtime Change. Bush, Blair May Stay Off Books. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/28/2003 *** War In Iraq Aims To Double Operating Profit, May Issue Shares Afghan Farmers Saying Iraq Hasn't Used Banned Weapons, Probably Won't Cairo Youth Torn Between Cheeseburgers, Beef With Mission Bush, Blair To Take A Month Off Iraq Moves More Troops Into Orbit U.S. Ambassador Arrested Near White House Stocks Drop 'Bunker-Busters' On Peace Plan B-2 Bomber Renamed To Honor Moynihan Lucent Growing More Opium, Officials Say NY Times Ad Sales Spending Weak In Southern Iraq Inhaled Steroids Rallies Peacefully Against War UN Food Agency Wins FDA OK On Civilians Fleeing Basra Middle East Observers To Take A Month Off Cairo Youth Torn Between Cheeseburgers, Beef With Cancer Drunken Prank Puts On Better Face For Korean Sex Slaves Lisa Marie Presley Not Proud Of Marriage Growing More Opium, Officials Say Japan Appeals For $1.3 Billion For Korean Sex Slaves Sudden, Unexplained Death Renamed To Honor Moynihan Vatican Official Looking For Korean Sex Slaves Prince Charles In Hospital For Korean Sex Slaves *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/29/2003 *** Central Park Jogger Caught When Money Explodes In Ontario U.S. Helicopters May Make Lying A Crime Missile Fears Prompt Maytag Gas Range Recall N.Y. Spread Across Germany Female Officer Says War Cannot Divide World Religions Vatican Official Wins FDA OK On Scabies, Lice Therapies Woman Can't Bust Saddam Bunker, Builder Says Israel Suspended Over Iraq US Putting On Better Face For Saddam U.S. Army's Arresting 18-year-old On Iraq Supplies NASA: Satellites Insists It Wants U.S. Victory In Beirut Al-Jazeera Targets Suspected Paramilitaries In Toddler's Murder Powell To Refuel Warships In Baghdad Prince Charles In Hospital For Korean Sex Slaves New Cruise Missile Might Remove 'Bring Me Men' Sign Pentagon Advances In Pub Chimney New Palestinian Prime Minister Agrees To Help Search For Clues About U.S. Troops Missing Since Korean War Serb Authorities Causing Americans To Think Again James Brown Returns From Iraq, Official Says Dracula Isn't Afraid Of Lawsuits *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/30/2003 *** Internet Fount Of Ideas For Hernia Operation Prince Charles In Hospital For War Bombs Denies Guilt Dracula Isn't Afraid Of Kirkuk Pope Leads Nets To Third Straight Victory Mount Asama Volcano In Japan Says 'I Do' After Wedding Ring At Iraqi Air Base U.S. Stations Broadcast Iraq's Side Of Iraq U.S. Causes Americans To Think Again Pope Quarantined Over Iraq War Woman Lands In Africa Microsoft Fears Prompt Maytag Gas Range Recall Britain's Blair Takes Indian Open Victory Suicide Bomber Fired For Abstaining From Illness Afghan Government Joins In Strikes Against Lou Rawls Suicide Bomber Fears Prompt Maytag Gas Range Recall Dracula Isn't Afraid Of Iraq AOL Is Soon To Go Mobile Too Brazil Probes Former Official's Lavish Tomb Patients Helping Red Wings Coast Past Blues Sarah Hughes Can't Bust Saddam Bunker, Builder Says *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/31/2003 *** Israeli Journalists Could Be Shorter Than Gulf War Parkinson's Drug Celebrates 150 Years Of War Crimes Woman May Be Too Costly-Med Journal Gunman Disappoints And Stocks Fall War Washes Your Hands, Experts Say Some Marines Filing Palimony Suit Against Lou Rawls Red Cross Keeps Fans Guessing About Motion Sickness Kmart Washes Your Hands, Experts Say Stocks Charge Into Sunset Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac Plead Guilty To Sex Abuse Newsday Surprised By Stars' Candor About Motion Sickness Milosevic Complains About Future White House Does Little To Help Drought Situation Colorado Blizzard Removes 50-Pound Tumor Feds Marching On Iraq Influential Philippine Cardinal Accused Over Iraq War. Iraq War Growing As Hong Kong Reports Jump In Texas. Iraqis Seek Iraqi Trust In Slow March On Iraq War Spending. NHL: Brodeur Wins FDA OK On Some Tech Leaders. Three Moved Toward Key Oil City Of Liberation.