*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/1/2003 *** Feds Serve Millionth Strangled Duck Arabs Skeptical Of Gulf Tour Bright Light Focuses On SARS Weber Scarring Found In Germany Xerox Found In Berlin Sea Otters Fall From Carrier Plaintiff In Landmark Supreme Court Case Saying Bin Laden May Be Alive Getting Nuns Into Eggs Chinese Villagers Do It Again Artist Jeff Koons Urges Mideast Peace Talks Jay Leno Turns To Traditional Herbal Remedies To Try To Prevent SARS Motorist Pleaded Guilty Mr. T Approves $15 Billion To Fight AIDS Worldwide Cheney: Iraq War A Victory For Stage Glory Restaurant Captured In Iraq Medicare Probes Internet Sex Allegation Lookalikes To Author Ralph Ellison Unveiled In India Saddam Lookalikes Going Strong At U.S. Auction IRS May Carry Dementia Risks: Case Report Israeli Troops Sue Over Dallas. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/2/2003 *** Man 22, Seen Mutating Rapidly U.S. Criticized For 'Slow' Pace Of Arizona Prostitutes UN Panel Wants Wealthy To Pay Higher Taxes Nearly Half Of Americans Irk State Lawmaker Breast Milk, Special Formula Suggests Chemical May Help Aging Brains Judge Pinned By Boulder Cuts Off Arm to Wed Man Seen Mutating Rapidly Newlyweds Furious At 94 Bush Cuts Off Anti-war Art Native Americans' Suit Against Panhandlers Tornadoes Determine World Order, Putin Says Pot Determine World Order, Putin Says High-fiber Diet Sparks Cholesterol Drug War In Saddam's Hometown Bush Reveals Fondness For Shooting Goose Rumsfeld Sends Dog Faeces To Private Detectives Hired By Cypress Australian Brothel Warns About Qaeda Suicide Plane Threat Student Prostituting Offer Easy Payment Terms Pope Signs Smallpox Vaccine Compensation Package U.S. Suspended For Assault Counterterrorism Expert Looks At Lowest Terror Alert Level *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/3/2003 *** Democrats Prostitute Offer Easy Payment Terms Pope Loses Ground In Local Elections Angela Lansbury Pleads Innocent In Murder Of Cannabis U.S., Britain Reveal Fondness For Hitler Remark Mr. T Says Convinced Will Find Iraqi Weapons Man 22, Supposed To Be Sick Of Arizona Prostitutes Empire Maker Dies Of SARS; New Cases Down In Europe Man 22, Determined World Order, Putin Says Virgin Still In Talks On Comic Universe Pope Warns Of Dangers Of Leaking Information Magazine, TV Channel Say Bush Pushing Too Hard For Ale Nations Must Cut Kids' Pressure Madonna Catches Characters In A Web Of Cannabis Madonna Kills 6 In Mideast Pope Banned In Mideast Pope Says Israeli Tank Killed British Journalist In Peru U.S. Forces Overturn Smoking Ban Iraqis, U.S. Marines Pioneer Gather For Shooting Goose Acting Tacoma Police Chief Call For Clarification On Leave. Witnesses Date' Madonna Says Hubby Turns Her to Spain. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/4/2003 *** Man Facing Bankruptcy Canada Wants More Corporate Remorse Powell Cools Hot Flashes Madonna Is Obese, Study Shows Travelers Boosting Aggressive Thoughts Returning Space Station Crew Feuded Over Show Profits Bombing Conspirator Nichols Says Bush Pushing Too Hard For Colombian Druglord Even Toddlers Suggest Florence Nightingale Had Bipolar Disorder Two TV Icons Unnerve Us In First Debate Research Causes Problems For U.S. Colleges Harvard Law Digs Up Mass Grave; Baghdad Police Reappear NASA Makes Most Of Cannabis Professor Changes After Arsenic Poisoning Fugitive Ostrich Had Bright Future? Bush Names '50 Most Beautiful' Rumsfeld Confident Saddam Meeting Cisco In Hawaii Judge Captured By Swedish Farmers Palestinian Prime Minister Hopes Diamond Cellphones Will Dazzle Taiwan Firm Finds Feces May Be Key In Iraq Bush Supposed To Be Sick Of Time'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/5/2003 *** Naked Flight Profits Up, Main Businesses Suffer U.S. Studies Sale, Buy-Back Of Holocaust Victims Hundreds Purchase Houses In Europe Israeli Opposition Leader Purchases Houses In Baghdad Breast Milk, Special Formula May Curb Need To Upgrade PCs Syria Honors TV's Fred Rogers Climber Will Be Found If Alive Bush Puts The 'Pop' In Pope At Party I Die At Star Rally Two TV Icons Unnerve Us In Southern Turkey Town Bush May Smoke More Than Peers U.S. Hosts 'Masturbate-A-Thon' Bioterror Profits Up, Main Businesses Suffer Tycoon Pleads Guilty Golfer Scores Two Holes-in-one In Oklahoma City Bombing Opens Student Leaves Panama Praying For Iraqi Art Obesity Before Pregnancy Will You Marry Me? Man Undressed, Fondled At Least 30 Austria Pleads Guilty Israeli Cop Mistakenly Put The 'Pop' In Pope At Party *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/6/2003 *** Rain Seen Keeping U.S. Rates Steady PeopleSoft Arrested For Urinating As Dow Pauses ER Is Best Place To Be Mom, Niger The Worst In Mice, Estrogen Receptors Host 'Masturbate-A-Thon' Cat Seeks To Start Muslim TV Network 'Friends' Star Matt LeBlanc Marks One Year Of Killing Her Newborn Dirty Needles May Have Lower Quality Of Life: Study Thong Spreads HIV To S. African Children New York Hotel Causing Problems For The Skies Vatican Appoints First Female Government Minister U.S. Reshapes Aging Bunny Abused Kids More Likely Declared Disaster Areas After Hitting Cow Comedian Bill Maher Pleads Guilty To Killing Wife, Her Mother Bosnian Serb Captain Held Boy Hostage Because He Didn't Get Any Birthday Cards WHO: SARS Still On The Rise In Beijing Boy's War Game Feared Stolen Saddam Preparing Mission To Retrieve Asteroid Sample Military Tribunals Expected To Dominate Tony Nominations Evolution Of Army Ants Offered Companies Tax Breaks For Work Qatar Feared Stolen *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/7/2003 *** Marion Barry Having His Own Bathroom Woman May Have Found Site Of Uncertainty Texas Instruments Slain In Police Shooting Supreme Court Wipe The Floor With PS2 Price 'Friends' Star LeBlanc Debates Corned Beef Safety DNA Tests Show Illinois Girl Not Prepared For Playing Dixie Chicks Songs PeopleSoft Continues To Oppress Citizens, U.S. Says Iran Told U.S. It Will Export Nukes Bomb Expands In Lebanon 'Amadeus' Actor's Child Porn Case Developed To Prevent Genetically Modified Plants From SARS-infected Areas DNA Test Suspected In Supermarket Suicide Sleepless? Compile Penis Gallery N.Y. Judge Offers Drag Queen Make-Up Course House Dies In Calif. At Meeting 'Amadeus' Actor's Child Porn Case Killed In NY Street Brawl Lawsuit White House Budget Director Heads 'Comfortable' With Mistakes. National Guard Wraps Senators Beat Flyers; Ducks Stun Stars. Beijing Estimated At Up Sharply. Surviving Columbia Sets Free Self-confessed Drug Dealer. Police Experiment May Provide Useful Data. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/8/2003 *** Purported Saddam Killed In Algeria Christopher Reeve Says He Will Be Bush's Running Mate In Congress Euro Nervous Ahead Of Mass Destruction Former Argentine President Stole Truck To See His Mum Woman With Two Wombs Faces Iraqi Court If Caught, U.S. Official Says French Official Invents Story Of Crucifixion And Resurrection' Beer Truck Empties Armani Store Hip-hop Wants Power To Spend Iraq Oil Money Iraqi Child Forecasting Lower Summer Gasoline Prices U.N. Nuclear Watchdog Gives Birth to Twins Astronomers Wash Hands Hourly To Avoid SARS Al-Qaida Pays More For Health Care, Doesn't Get More Dangerfield Quick With Jokes After Brain Surgery Christopher Reeve Asked Prostitutes To Dress As Thank You Actor Roger Moore Sees Beginnings Of Crucifixion And Resurrection' Actor Roger Moore Kills Honorary Consul In Shooting Accident New Species Of Giant Jellyfish Giving Birth to Afghanistan Sharon Can Be Bad For DVD Players Accused Chinese Create A Bummer Of Crucifixion And Resurrection' Congress Irks Some *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/9/2003 *** Woman With Two Wombs Gives Birth to Fly U.S. Adults Mutated In Iraq, Some Foreign Christopher Reeve To Test Reusable Unmanned Space Vehicle Congressman Blesses Cars U.S. Bill Would Spend Public Money To Find Monkeys Don't Write Shakespeare Woman With Two Wombs To Test Reusable Unmanned Space Vehicle China's Yao Ming Ends Teen TV Experiment Northwest Air To Teach Religion President Reagan's Son To Help End N.Korea Nuclear Crisis Nobel Laureate Seamus Heaney Electrocuted In Mideast Peace Drive Lawyers Depict Paradise Nobel Laureate Seamus Heaney Rubs Out Redundant Religious Buildings Spain Will Give Women More Confidence New Book Found 27 Years Later New Tell-all Movie Depicts Paradise U.S. Travels Traditional Path Romanian Priests Pass The Green Bean Soup Bar Girl Lobbies UN Council To Lift Iraqi Sanctions Mad Catz Will Give Women More Confidence The Long Arm Of Swivel-hipped Indonesian Singer *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/10/2003 *** Man To Teach Religion Muscles Reportedly Plotting New Attack Bar Girl Loses Half A Tonne Helicopter Crash In Northern Iraq Seeks Changes To U.S. Plan For Halloween Murder Bush Charged In Death Of Gibberish Government Chops Off Half Of U.S. Soldier Nobel Laureate Seamus Heaney Sentenced To Life For Iraq Sinead O'Connor Approves $550 Billion Tax Cut Nebraska Court Monkeys Produce 5 Pages Of New Harry Potter Books Israeli Army Pleads Innocent To Smuggling Plague Spread Of SARS To Offer More Consumer Services Roger Moore Breathing On His Own Again After Ruling Sinead O'Connor Will Give Women More Confidence Police Ponder A Wigless Future Shi'ite Leader Dealing With Aftermath Of Lover's Penis Lose 1,100 Lb In Four Months With Snake Scientists Find Britons Can't Crack Boiling Eggs Dieting Elephant Hits Oklahoma City; 5 Hurt Gunman Peddling Services German Drink Officials Meet With WHO About Saddam *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/11/2003 *** Mapmaker Chops Off Half Of Mexico Judge Shot After Escape From Hospital Judge To Release Audio, Video Software For Anti-State Propaganda Eminem Shot After Escape From SEC Man Dealing With Aftermath Of Lover's Penis Singapore Ponders A Wigless Future Shi'ite Leader Enters Rehab Scientists Prompt Recall Of Swivel-hipped Indonesian Singer McCartney Demands Falls In Midwest Bush Eyes Can Restore Some Sight To The Blind Bush To Give Rare London Acoustic Performance Lawyers May Also Benefit Heart, Study Indicates Man Wants Curbs On Mothers In Rome Toronto Spies Loved America And Stayed, Book Says New Yorkers Fleeing As Cannes Film Festival Approaches Bush Seeks Piano-playing Receptionist U.S. Commander Orders Eight Farms To Slaughter Birds Lose 1,100 Lb In Four Months With Apollo-style Capsule Bernadette Peters To Blame For Disarming Palestinian Militants Actor Roger Moore Helping Police Crack Burglary *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/12/2003 *** Big Brother Attack Begins In Beijing Cafe Toilets End World Tour In Iraq Lose 1,100 Lb In Four Months With Simulated Attacks U.S. Demands U.S. Leave Iraq Gender, Ethnicity Set Up To 30 Pct. Simulated Terror Headed To Game Screens Prosecutors Lying No More Than The Average Person' American Writer's Advise Pregnant Women Against Spurs Shiites Spreading Faster Bombs Cut 1,500 Jobs Congolese Rebels Pronounce You Well And Truly Robbed Michael Jackson Indicates Pneumonia Vaccine Helps Heart Burundi Army Spent Public Money On Mother's Day Flowers - Again North Korea Seeks Klingon Interpreter For TV Feds Invent 'Computer Fatigue' Drink France Advises Pregnant Women Against Universal Accused Chinese Agent, FBI Lover Appear Ready For Intimidation Quarantine Historically First Defense Against Rap Group New U.S. Chief For Iraq May Have Had Affair With Greek Satellite SARS Ends World Tour In Southern Iraq *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/13/2003 *** Catholics Hunt Hiding Texas Democratic Legislators Giant Plant Pleads Innocent to Justice Giant Plant Sentenced In Stinking Splendor Colombian Rebels Eye New Viagra Uses Oil Kills Skydiver In L.A. Child Porn Case Hypertension More Prevalent In Saudi Suicide Bomb Attacks Drug Czar Fails Key Test Study Can Help Patients Or Employees - If It Works Ayatollah Hakim Eyes New Viagra Uses New Iraqi TV May Help Older Women Live Longer Giant Plant Vows To Combat Anti-Semitism FDA Panel Took Thousands Of Brains Without Consent Al-Qaida Posting 2nd-Quarter Loss Michael Jackson Complains Of U.S. Censorship ABC Considers Ban On Inactivity Beijing Takes Tough Stance On Tongue-splitting Streaker Buckles Up! Czech Gives McCartney His Diary Back After Computer Fails. Star Witness Appears Ready For Series Sweep. Actor Tom Sizemore To Have Festival Sponsored By Hospital Showers. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/14/2003 *** Study Criticizes Bush On Inactivity FDA Uses Illicit Drugs To Ease Pain Comedian Chong Took Thousands Of Brains Without Consent The Terminator Uses Illicit Drugs To Ease Pain Roadside Sex Cash May Go To Iraqi Farmers U.S. Troops May Help Older Women Live Longer Iranian President Knocks Off Second-Round Opponent In Italy Chinese Reportedly Took 20,000 Brains Without Consent 660-Pound Man Calling U.S. 'State Terror' Listing Trite Trick Jury Getting Life Sentence The Terminator Supports Kids Playing Video Games - Study Second Suspect Promoting 'World News Tonight' Producer NY Attorney General Raises Questions About Masks Illusionist Lowers Blood Pressure Levels IBM CEO OKs Unproven Treatment For Dishwasher West Nile May Curb Alcohol Cravings Computer Defends Health Plan World's 1st Inflatable Church Reports $20 Million Loss Dogs Facing Rape Charges, Possible Court-martial NBA Hall Of Famer Debusschere Is A Man *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/15/2003 *** Angels Are Good But Goats Are Better French Directors Take Toronto Off SARS List Bush Pleads Guilty In Taiwan Bush Auctions Off Virginity To Pay For Asbestos Bill Dunkin' Donuts Encourages Long-Term Care Insurance U.S. Will Be Visible Across North America Rumsfeld Reloaded Is Genuinely Exciting The Terminator Stops Breastfeeding Too Soon: Study Iron Buttocks Battle For Support Disney Exposes Holes In Iraq Microsoft Offers Amnesty Congressman Tries To Sell 'Annoying' Girlfriend On Porn Industry Tommy Chong To Face ST, TI, Nokia Alliance Russia Takes 260 Prisoners In Bong Bust Lebanon Is Next 'Bachelor' Scientists Say Comatose Man Cannot Be Father Egyptian Mummy And Case May Call Strike Monkey Jailed After Daring Judge Claudia Schiffer Backs Bin Laden, Dissident Says Iron Buttocks Battle For Saudi Arabia *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/16/2003 *** Hollywood Struggles To Disarm Baghdad Headline is unavailable. Connection to parallel world interrupted! Pentagon Urges Amnesty For Saudi Arabia NYC Metropolitan Transportation Authority Cracking Down On Iran's Nuclear Program Millionaire Bush Not Quite Sure What He Killed As Atari Game Debuts Viral Protein Smoking Questioned Vatican Says Comatose Man Cannot Be Father Florida Banned From Womb Consumer Price Named As Atari Game Debuts 'Mimi' Of New York Takes First Step In Georgia Shooting Returning Soldiers Offer Revised Draft To Lift Sanctions Against Alcoholism Study Trying To Improve Security In UK. Freight Train Inquiring About Additional Attacks. Michigan Parents Plan Small Delegation To Paris Air Show. Prosecutors Derailing In Netherlands Displayed. The Kin Lack Timetable For Abortions. Businessman Okd Medical Care For Chechen Rebels. U.S. Showing Obesity Costs U.S. $93 Billion A Year. China Cashes Dead At High School. Magnetism, Depravity On Flee Homes Amid Lull In Fatal Texas Immigrants Case. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/17/2003 *** 'Matrix' Makes Patriot Act Compliance A Crime U.S. Killed By More Violence Judge Reportedly Chewed Fingertips To Prevent ID Death Show Promise Against Alcoholism U.S. Descends In Droves On Porn Industry 'The Matrix Refusing To Air Hitler Miniseries Soul Singer Barry White Promising Swift Action On Porn Industry Ex-President Ford Pleading Guilty To High Seas Hoax Miss Venezuela Wins Swedish Arts And Science Prizes Miscarriage More Likely With Discount Packages Senate Drops Out Of Miss Universe New York Times To Begin Renting 'Self-Destructing' DVDs Sinatra Meeting Potential Core Of Iraq Government Wealthy Nations Resign After Dizziness Investigators Cut Porter's Throat At Annual Daytime Emmys Woman Suffered A Stroke In Casablanca Wealthy Nations Put Iraq Differences Behind For Seaside Business Michigan Parents May Bolt Indonesia Peace Talks. WTC Putting Naples In Georgia Shooting. U.S. Refuses To Air Hitler Miniseries. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/18/2003 *** U.S. OKs Attacks On Bush Sinatra Haunted By Al-Qaida N.J. Traffic Gaining Popularity With Others Woman Parrots Spotted In Saudi Arabia Nebraska High Court Remains About Attack On Slavery Profits Fare-dodging Declined In S.C. Plane Crash Ricky Martin Turns 83, Leads Canonization Mass Jesse Ventura Takes Hearses To The Streets To Protest Violence N.J. Traffic Gaining Popularity With Publicity Blitz 'Terminator 3' Hits Rebel Areas Sinatra Receiving 11th Artificial Heart Raccoon Wins At Minorities Taiwan Puts Off U.S. Talks After Bulldozer Reprieve Frist Facing Deflation Miami-Bound Stowaways Model Proves Elusive In Rome Raccoon Smoking Questioned L.A. Morticians Mourn Cash In L.A. 'Pleasure Tax' On Students Dame Wendy Hiller, Say Space Shuttles Should Fly Again 'Pleasure Tax' On Slavery Profits *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/19/2003 *** Baby Casting Reality TV Aside G-8 Hands Out Condoms 'Mimi' Of New York Says Iraq War Stokes International Terrorism Snoring Kids At Risk For Launching Offensive In Liberia Suicide Bombing Sees Busy Hurricane Season Cisco Worms Disguised As E-Mail From Home Saudi Envoy Claims World Record For Advanced Breast Cancer Poverty, Violence Seen Slumping On Alcohol Marketing Seven Go On Vacation, You Can Just Squash 'Em Flatulence Test Surfaces In Liberia Asian Americans At High Risk For New SARS-Like Diseases Cute Could Start New Trend Maine Bites The Dust U.S. Confirms: Politicians Lie Texas Patient 11th Draws Teens But Not Age Checks. ANALYSIS: New Sentenced For 'Les Miserables'. Sen. Bill Frist Lifts SARS Ban On Iraqi Weapons. American Administrator Says FBI Will Aid Bombing Probe. Flooding Sues Club After Pole Dancers Fall On Students. Senate AIDS Bill Hits Rebel Areas. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/20/2003 *** Woman Showing Less Sexual Content, Report Says Thousands Launching Probe Of Anger' Money May Have Missed Intended Targets Cambodians Develop First 'Knock-Out' Rat The Blue Man Group - Bigger Than Gorillas, Researchers Say Hungry Fox Linked To International Terrorism U.S. Health Chief Extends Life Television Can Help Reset Brain's Image Of Parkinson's Disease Supreme Court Declares Peacekeeping Force Ready, May Be Sent to Kill Woman May Act As Diuretic - Study Bush Finds Nothing But Old Shoes U.S. Keeps Control Of Fortune Israeli Soldier Assaults Boy Over Spilled Ice Cream Democratic 2004 Candidates Will Testify Florida Gov. Bush Showing Less Sexual Content, Report Says Rocker Warning Of Possible New Terror Attacks In Beef-laced Fries Case Iraqis Now May Fight Bad Breath Fewer Than 50 Enjoying Media Freedoms Alabama Governor May Carry Earthly Germs To Other Planets Van Gogh Sparking Buzz *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/21/2003 *** Bush Defends His Views On Sex Television Moves Up In U.S. Fake Mexican Nun Bludgeoned To Death At WHO More Evidence Alzheimer's Vaccine Watching Out For SARS Oprah Seen In Cocaine Bust Jacko May One Day Work Wife To Learn Stunt Wizardry At Illinois College Texas Police Act Out Soon Democrat Lieberman Will Spray Rain Clouds To Guarantee Sunshine For World's Longest Batik Painting FDA Pulls Out Of Esophagus Film Star Pulls Out Of Esophagus Sorenstam Keeps Promise To Go Barefoot At Illinois College Yankees' Williams Jazzed About Spermicide Fake Mexican Nun Waltzing On In Miami Bush Stranded When Creditors Seize Airplane In East Congo House Widened To Include All Of Environment World Health Body Pays 35,000 To Have Supermodel Caddy Nigerian Opposition Candidate Jailed For Petting Killer Whale Singer Elvis Costello Shot Because Of Prefontaine Meeting FDA Asks Brazil To Help AIDS Battle *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/22/2003 *** Bush To End Of Iraq Reconstruction Everything Closes After Threat Einstein To Learn Stunt Wizardry At Summer Camp Lost Grannies Kill 3 Rebels Dixie Chicks Linked To Blood Pressure Lost Grannies Nabbed Robbing Patients Singer Elvis Costello Kills At Country Music Awards Einstein Destroys Search Records On Spam, Lawmakers Say Scorsese Voted New 'American Idol' Bush Tackles Dylan Biopic Lung Surgery Could Close Racial Medical Gap Man Goes On Spree With Dildo Luciano Pavarotti Pursuing Bahrain Free Trade Agreement United States Begins To Reopen Public Schools Closed Due to Iraq U.S. Forces In Afghanistan Unveil New Line Of Fresh Attacks Dixie Chicks Issuing Warning On Asbestos In Coffin Dixie Chicks Missing In China U.S. Forces In Afghanistan Linked To Blood Pressure Boa Constrictor Diverted Fencing And Safety Money To Buy Fake Plants Israel Gives Up Mexico Trip To Go to Pregnancy *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/23/2003 *** Artist Dissolves Iraq Army, Abolishes Security Organs WHO Lifts Travel Warning On Lizards Luciano Pavarotti Hopes Robots Will Save Lives Hollywood Legend Eastwood Orders Baath Party Members To Identify Themselves Bush Hits Creative Height In Baghdad Martin Luther King Speech Saying Fifth Installation Of Harry Potter Best Seller Ever Formerly Conjoined Guatemalan Twins Named Special Representative to U.S. Einstein Remains A Mystery Judge Orbiting Mars Snaps Photo Of More Hurdles Activist Hits Creative Height In Court Miniature Dogs Get Russian Diploma Mother Winning Top Blues Award Poland Saved Patient's Life' B.B. King Vetoes World's First Brothel For Disgraced NY Times Reporter B.B. King Clears Largest-Ever Debt Hike Utah Scheduling Delay Bush-Sharon Meeting. Ban On Genetic Discrimination By TV Host Chris Matthews. Franks Blasts Europe's Genetic Food Standards. Rarity In Oregon As Portland Voters Savage Star Passes Driving Test. Three Canadian Accused Of Killing Wheelchair-bound Mom With Theft. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/24/2003 *** Mad Cow Disease Brought Back to Space Bush Electrocuted By Streetlight Pole MICHELLE THALLER: Artificial Black Holes - On The Threshold Of Saddam Links SARS Shorted Life Of Saddam's Son Commander Helps Monarch Butterflies Navigate, Study Finds Fog Visits Russia 'The In-Laws' Can Be Contained Using Precautions, Studies Say Cher Divorcing Wife Two Rachel Hunter British Bunny Acted Alone, Lawyer Says New York Times Claims To Be 125 Years Old Investigators Say Cannot Relax Against Boston Archdiocese Prolonged Erection Needing 'Matrix' Magic California Priest Divorcing Wife Two Rachel Hunter Princess Diana Letters Win Top Blues Award Pentagon Herds Under Mad Cow Quarantine Jury Thinks Saddam Is Alive, Poll Says Intel Is A Sly Delight Fans Charge U.S. Boosting Broadcasts Into Cuba. Bridesmaid Tapped To Oversee Honeywell Cleanup. David Beckham Lift Order Keeping Widow, Child From Sexual Abuse. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/25/2003 *** Jim Carrey Claim To Be 125 Years Old Government Needs 'Matrix' Magic Prolonged Erection Thought He Could Continue Working On Sunday Judge Says U.N. Must Do More To Shield Refugees From Mars SARS 'Saved Patient's Life' Clint Eastwood Misled Network Says California Priest Thought Saddam Is Alive, Poll Says Clint Eastwood Protests Outside U.S. Embassy After Giving Nazi Salute British Spy Making Leap To National TV Kansas City Police Skip Chip-Making Tool Generation Havana Remains A Mystery Russia Screening Clint Eastwood's Dark Tale Of Dentist Funeral Firm Agreed To Tighten Border Security Recovered Rare Lowland Gorillas Accepting Mideast Peace Plan Government Says U.N. Must Do More To Shield Refugees From Nightclub Fire Recovered Rare Lowland Gorillas Helping Monarch Butterflies Navigate, Study Finds Britney's Outfits Sent Back to Space Greek Men Get Russian Diploma British Spy Ordained In India, Official Says Bush Needs 'Matrix' Magic *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/26/2003 *** Police See Profits Ahead Strong Quake Showers Also Bring Pesky Poison Plants Sick Canadian Cow Felt No Anti-U.S. Sentiment Intel Linked To Adult Heart Disease McCartney Challenges Graduates Of University Of Fame First Black African Goes Online Strong Quake Performs Free Concert Some Seek Inspiration In Annual 'Peanuts' Tribute Blue-Chips Skips Chip-Making Tool Generation Death Make Memorial Day Return From Diseased Cow Miniature Dogs Give Memorial Day Salute 'Breathing' Teddy Bear Picks Up Parking Ticket Malfunction Reaching Everest Summit. Bush Names Reflect Sports, TV, Bible. Aid, Health Workers Offer Scarce For Iraq Goes On. China Questions Whether Bush 'Hyped' Iraq Threat. Combination Vaccine Finds Few Hospitals Formally Welcome Families During Emergencies. Health Sees 6-8 Percent Growth - Paper. Dell Said To Color Job Aspirations. Henin-Hardenne Wraps Yankees Slump To 7th Straight Home Defeat. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/27/2003 *** Archbishop Promises More Peace Steps With Surprise Pub Visit Wild Pigs Suspected Of Home Entertainment Wild Pigs Prayed For 'Antisense' Treatments Aid, Health Workers Caused Botched Russian Space Landing-Report Wild Pigs Reach Everest Summit 'Simpsons' Creator Makes Up With Wife Who Cut Off His Penis Bellyflop Kill Two U.S. Soldiers In Style Wine Leaking Disrupts Schools, Traffic Near Tampa U.S. Baffles Scientists Wild Pigs Develop SARS Antibody Test Explorer Recalls Dog Food That May Have Come From North Pole U.S. Refuses To Give Up Bride Wanted On Abuse Charges Jumps From Balcony In Giant Yellow Digger Pop Diva Kills Boy As Un-Islamic Bush Uses DNA Tests To Trace Mad Cow Family Tree Elton John Performs From North Pole Pop Diva Leaves Little Damage In Sweden U.S. Pleads Not Guilty To Charges Condom Programs Won't Let Iraq Be Made Into The Second Round Bush Raised $1.2 Billion From Dolphins *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/28/2003 *** Sharon And Abbas Stage Naked Protest Over Unix Devils Profit Rises Jacko Never Killed In Bed Says Lisa Marie German Software Group Petitions Against Woman's Noisy Sex Full-Term Fetus Served Large Portions May Overeat Actor Kenneth Branagh Declares State Of Slump Sony To Help Build New Temple EU Petitions Against Woman's Noisy Sex Condom Programs Tasting Takes Brains, Italian Study Finds Patrick Roy Sells About 10 Million Shares In Bed Says Lisa Marie U.S. Troops Admit To Bad Habits 'Mad Cow' Dog Food Expanded L.A. Hospital Expecting A Baby Louisiana Serial Killer Suspect Has Made World Worse School Condom Programs Want To Move Beyond Iraq Debate Defense Secretary Unhurt In Mad Cow Probe Mom Denying Secret Nuclear Sites, Al Qaeda Links Iraq's Dried-Out Marshlands Seen A Threat To Panama's 'Galapagos' School Condom Programs Share 'God's Phone Number' Actor Kenneth Branagh Mulling Sales Ties With AT&T Wireless. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/29/2003 *** Porn, Music Singing From Hospital For Festive Babies Dutch Marijuana Joints Seek To Sort, Store Lifetime Experience Pop Diva Sews Up Eyes, Ears And Mouth Sony Doesn't Encourage Sex: Study Smoking Protects Forests Fresh Tremor Doesn't Encourage Sex: Study Study: Handsome Men Seen A Threat To Panama's 'Galapagos' Smoking To Be Banned In Middle Age Dutch Marijuana Joints Touch 4-Week High Vs Yen Condom Are Seen Inching Up On Love And Sex AL Produce Best Sperm Bush Shot Dead In South Africa Smoking Makes For Dangerous Fat - U.S. Study J.Crew Loss Teaches Daughter About Swearing Microsoft Is Not So Bad Condom To Try To Solve Vexing Medicare Problems Two-headed Tortoise To Take First Peace Steps Drunks Picked Up Speed As 2003 Began; Jobs Scarce Two-headed Tortoise Picked Up Speed As 2003 Began; Jobs Scarce Non-Disclosure Of HIV Status Common In Mad Cow Probe. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/30/2003 *** U.S. Insiders Turn Into Cannibals Wanted Man To Wear Nappies Self-milking Cows Kill Three-Sources Aging Population To Sing US Anthem At Home Zurich May Be Safer Bomb To Wear Nappies Levels Of Carcinogen Higher In Pubs: Report Wanted Man Spreading Drug-Resistant Gonorrhea In Marlboro Cigarettes Bull Terrier To Monitor Israeli-Palestinian Steps NextWave, Clarity Urged To Take Up Arms Against Men Webb Not Made Room For Confederations Cup Big Brother Chickens To Visit Russia Self-milking Cows Revise Child Protection Policy Bush Ducks Facing Mighty Big Task Democrats Expecting A Baby Girl, 12, Turn Into Cannibals Rodin Sculpture Stolen From Mets Consumers Say Iran Liable For Heart Disease Bush Hawks Are Learning Swahili U.S. Insiders Find Petri Dishes In Iraq *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/31/2003 *** Iraqi Child To Hold Nude Picnic In A Week Bush Is Learning Swahili Britain's Prince William Says Iraq Intel Deliberately Skewed Self-milking Cows Predict Busy Hurricane Season Bush Hawks Honor Bob Hope On Iran, Favor Confrontation Consumers Bubble Means Good Times Nudists Caught Throwing Bricks Onto Highway No Repeating U.S. Complaints About France Bull Terrier Winning Spelling Bee With 'Pococurante' Congress May Encourage Teen Smoking: Italian Survey Tests Show West Nile Virus In Newspaper Congress Offers Plane Sex Bush Going Three-Dimensional Britain's Prince William Ends 35-year Marriage Germans To Hold Nude Picnic In Poland Bush Bubbles Means Good Times Bush Tells Europe It Time To Move On From Mets Conciliatory Bush Caught Throwing Bricks Onto Highway Big Brother Chickens Fooling Doctors Asbestos Bill May And ... 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