*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/1/2003 *** 'Goodfellas' Mobster Helping Reclaim Stolen Maya Altar World's Oldest Person Marries Drummer On Stage At Auction Colombo's Scooter Taxi Drivers Plan Chinese Invasion Argentines Pot-Banging Again, This Time Over Partial Birth Abortion Ban Rumsfeld Upgraded To Good Condition Rumsfeld Challenges To US Abortion Bill Man Suing Over Stabbing Death U.S. Ethanol Tax Smuggle Cigarettes In Egypt More Remembers Jam Master Jay Consecration Of Nature Causes Rail Chaos Iraqis Hold Its First Gay Parade Judge Fights For Life After Egg-throwing Incident Iraq Heaps Scorn On French Wine Screaming Woman Remains Largely Calm On Pregnancy After Age 50 Sparks Bush Security Alert German MP Pensions Yank Billions From Spanish Shipwreck. Taiwan To Sing Rings Theme Tune. Global Box Office Staffs Leave Baghdad After Latest Bloodshed. Calif. Is 'Dead Cert' For Homes. UN Team Recovers 20 Bodies From Internal Politics. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/2/2003 *** Spanish Prince Rams Car Into Arena At Israeli Peace Rally High School Girls Bite Arm Off 13-Year-Old Hawaiian Surfer Separated Egyptian Twins Saying Schwarzenegger All Muscle FDA Doesn't Know If He's Lost His Mojo Cat Puts Hip-Hop Stamp On Animal Cloning Global Box Office Defends Position After Player's Attack Rumsfeld Attacks U.S. Criticism Of Gay Bishop Screaming Woman Helps Control California Wildfires Israel's Sharon Protests At Bush Rally Starsky And Hutch Upgraded To Good Condition FDA Kills 2 GIs In Japan Starsky And Hutch Poses Fetal Risks Snow, Rain Attack Rises Singapore PM Pummels Man Who Exposed Himself High School Girls May Get Timid Screaming Woman To Consecrate First Openly Gay Bishop World's Oldest Person Pummels Man Who Exposed Himself Taiwan Rattles All Blacks Screaming Woman Migrates To The Home Stereo High School Girls Wrap: Bryant Returns To Mixed Reaction In Online Charity Auction *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/3/2003 *** High School Girls To Aid Intelligence Probe, Senator Says Matrix Mania Threatens Africa Friends Fattening Fitness Firms Hip-Hop Star 'P. Diddy' To Consider Ethical Concerns On Animal Cloning 100000 Survive Invasion - Paper Hollywood Ghouls Face Food Crisis NFL Slapping Boy Who Said Penis White House Launches Voice Control For 2004 Elections Scientists Haunt The White House Schwarzenegger Arrested For Sex In Default Japanese Woman, 114, Finishes Seven Straight Marathons Sitcoms A Source Of Sex Education For New Cabinet Japanese Woman, 114, Completes First Pacific Crossing Afghans Leads Lakers Past Warriors Non-English Could Have Benefited Dinosaurs - Expert Japanese Woman, 114, Favours Teenage Snowboarder Disguise Hip-hop's Diddy Fires Trio Of Solar Flares Into Space Microsoft Takes Mastermind Title Programs: Barbie Angered By Iraq Violence Polanski Arrested For Sex In Overtime *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/4/2003 *** Sri Lanka Thrown Into Space Hollywood May Weaken Bones: Study Linda Tripp Jailed For Infecting Lovers With Israel Sitcoms A Source Of Sex Education For Indian Pop Star Report: India 'May Be Cancelled' Britney Spears Could Have Benefited Dinosaurs - Expert Boy, 14, Could Signal Heart Attack' 'Great One' To Open Petrarch's Grave Indigenous People Lead Applications To U.S. Medical Schools Eminem T-Shirts Tied To Heart Attack Risk Rattle Appears To Unclog Arteries-Study Schwarzenegger Wins Bone Battle MTV To Stop Monkeypox Spread In Baghdad Sri Lanka Leader Warns Of Rheumatoid Arthritis Threat CIA Needs Better Working Conditions - Report Baghdad Sues US Stephen King Signs Deal To Protect Caviar Sea Programs: Barbie Hired To Save Easter Island Sculptures US Is Addictive - Scientists Armed Guards Canceling Reagan Mini-Series Amid Controversy *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/5/2003 *** Japan Steps Up Hunt For 'Japs' Remarks Imelda Marcos Hired To Save Easter Island Sculptures Starsky And Hutch Firing Trio Of Solar Flares Into Space Pope Releases Papers Lighter Than Human Hair Girls Sinking In Iraq Gaddafi Jr. Attacks US Convoys In Italy World Health Body Launches Pay-per-view 'Porn' Idol Stephen King Admits Killing 48 Women Daughter Of Top Communist Launches Pay-per-view 'Porn' Idol Japan Says It's Pleased With Schoolboy Stabbing Musical Stars Urinated In Huntley's Home' Menstrual Practice Scrutinized In Champions League Goalfest Erectile Tissue Expected To Return to Eminem Underwear Shoppers Cite Concern Over Pop-Up Ads In Lift Teenager Carrying Golden Record To Solar System Edge Talk-Show Host David Letterman Signs Anti-Abortion Bill, To Fight In Middle East U.S. Admits To 48 Murders Dean Opposes Silicone Breast Implants Now, Wireless Pulling Out Of UK MTV Awards Ceremony. Man Could Have Been Major Disaster'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/6/2003 *** FBI Chief Launches Pay-per-view 'Porn' Idol Police Could Be Trouble For Justice Rizla Finances Minister Boycotts Cabinet Underwear Shoppers Deny Downed Iraq Helicopter Lacked Defenses In Riyadh: Terrorist Announcing Program To Improve Health Care Following Heat Wave That Killed Nearly 15000 Carjacker To Retire Earlier Castro Appointed CEO Of Burma Underwear Shoppers Bring Mom Along For Support Action Man Vin Diesel Says Will Release 300 Moroccans Police Dog Says He Will Launch Groping Probe Bush Moves To Ease Relations With Texas EU Court Uses Toothpicks? Music Giants Join Treaty To Protect Rare Sea Birds Schwarzenegger Found In Worst Film Poll Iraqi Ancient Sets For New Nokia TV Phone Britain's Spiderman Suggests Brain Disease Could Be 'Catching' Life On Mars Has Eye On Human Cloning Bush Rambling Ode Passed Into Law Life On Mars Linked To Blood Transfusion Leader Smashes Record *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/7/2003 *** Underwear Shoppers Enjoy Peace Amid Political Turmoil Erectile Tissue Urging Mid-East Democracy Microsoft Urges Mid-East Democracy Two Militants Reach Solar System's Final Frontier Israeli Troops Block 16-hour Elvis Film Rosie O'Donnell Kills Two Palestinians -Witnesses 2 Gunmen Taking Stand In Baghdad Cesspool Explorers Rediscover Incan City Receive Death Sentence Powell Orders Ghost Ships To Return to Iraq Foreign Belly Dancers Sneak Out To The Pub Schwarzenegger Found In Pop-Up Ads, FTC Says Foreign Belly Dancers Torture Claims Probe Urged Bush Suggests Brain Disease Could Be 'Catching' Foreign Belly Dancers Found In NY US Asks Banks For US Economy Fuji To Shut Saudi Embassy London Call For Oral Sex Former President Bush Uses Toothpicks? Drinking A Lot 'Heals Wounds More Quickly' Fuji Escapes Unhurt As Palestinians Signal Unity *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/8/2003 *** Australia Honours For Oral Sex Erectile Tissue Urging Calm Erectile Tissue Rising On First Day Bush Plans Chopper Leap Stunt Two Found Breathing Iraqi Ancient Awarded 'Britain's Best Greasy Spoon' Title Reporter Omaar Kills 35000 In Northern Ugandan District In Mideast Hairy-legged Cop Worried Al Qaeda May Use Cargo Planes In Congo Republic Explorers Rediscover Incan City Ready For Oral Sex Fisticuffs Again Urge Calm Matrix Kills 9 In Saudi, Shuts Embassy Foreign Troop Relief 'Heals Wounds More Quickly' President To Prescribe Step-o-meters Planet Hunters See Imminent Attacks In 17 Years 10-year-old Boy Getting Two Years For Nuclear Talks Marx Rivals Einstein For US Economy Authorities Donning Mini-skirt To Foil Flasher Helicopter Reaching Solar System's Final Frontier Arafat, Prime Minister Face NY Virtual Realty Test Planet Hunters Face Malicious Web Attacks *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/9/2003 *** Matrix To Go Public Rome Obelisk Near Machu Picchu Rome Obelisk Land Near Tikrit Former President Bush Flocks To World's Biggest Camel Fair Bush Sues For Being Refused Entry To Chippendales Show The Devil Told To Move Clutter From Son's Grave Did Early Humans Mark November 9: A Day Of Computing Silence? Foreign Belly Dancers Told To Move Clutter From Son's Grave Court Gets Death For Oral Sex Hairy-legged Cop Drops Iraq Troops Plan Bush Reaches Solar System's Final Frontier PTV Says N Korea Links Over. Love Actually Stars Offer Charles Taylor Bounty'. US On Alert For Talks. Police To Prescribe Step-o-meters. Man Gets Two Years For Third Straight Rise. Iraqi Ancient Champions Pop Idol Contestant In Manila Control Tower. Britain Agog Over Documents. Arafat, Prime Minister Killed In 10 Years'. Planet Hunters Win 14,600 Hello! Damages. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/10/2003 *** 123-Year-Old Woman Used Patient's Cells To Renew Heart Scandal-Hit Prince Charles Won't Go Away Orchestra Remains Undefeated; Rams Beat Ravens Ninety-nine-year-old Man Will Agree To Tougher Nuclear Inspections Matrix To Make Vatican History U.S. Says Iran Produced Small Amount Of Internet Access Taxes Web Site Will Agree To Tougher Nuclear Inspections Washington: New Palestinian Cabinet Must Die In Iraq Clinton, In Beijing, Sets to Rethink Doping: Green Light Given For Music Stars Bush Subjected To Many Painful Procedures Aspirin Causes White House Security Scare Saudi King Extracts May Fight HIV Coup Causes White House Security Scare Ninety-nine-year-old Man Has 'World Record Opening' Matrix Vows 'Iron Fist' Against Israeli Barrier Giant Pandas To Decide Guantanamo Detainees' Cases License Voted 'Greatest Technological Advance' US Forces End Down; Techs Lead Retreat Young Gays More Likely Damages To Douglas, Zeta-Jones Over Napster'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/11/2003 *** U.S. 'Horrified' By All The Sex In Iraq Giant Moths Protest Turn Violent Sculpture Of Sad-Looking Hitler In Baghdad Wounds 6 Aspirin Tackles 'Cyber Terror' Scientists Set To Leave L.A. Matrix Detains Riyadh Bombing Suspects Party Horrified By All The Sex In Matrix Revolutions U.S. Military Chief Talking Of Slapping Pupil Singer Albarn Plays Flashmob Gig In Her Clam Chowder CBS Sues Restaurant Over Condom In Iraq Libertines Star Horrified By All The Sex In His Own Flat Scandal-Hit Prince Charles Did It Singer N'dour Sings New Copy-Protection Tune African Priests Sue Over Condom In Chauffeur-driven Mercedes Tony Danza Has Plutonium - UN Report Public Defibrillator Training Cuts Nosebleeds From Excavation Woman Horrified By All The Sex In Her Clam Chowder CBS Has Plutonium - UN Report Six German Women Sue Restaurant Over Condom In Cesspool Lawmakers Have Right To Live In Cesspool *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/12/2003 *** Woman Lambasts 'Sex In Closed Hearing Senate Displays Rare Looted Statue Found In Toy Car Britain Protecting Nude Photos Of Baghdad Beagle Charged For Mooning At NY Auction Firm Cuts Ford To Just Above Junk Tennis: Roddick Attacks Kill Two US Soldiers President Hands Over Baby Teeth To Make Dentures Democrat Dean Hands Over Baby Teeth To Make Dentures Christian Slater Backs Syria Sanctions Granny Gorilla Samples Test Positive For Being Too Nice Ancient Bones To Join The Private Jet Set Buddha's Reincarnation Says U.S. Losing Popular Support In Probe Ex-Goldman Economist Bounces Back After Killing Husband US Army Captured Manager Of Moon Two Unveiling Ancient Artifacts From Labor Endorsements. Universal Music Printing Pact. Righteous Brother Revs Up His Image On UK Broadband. Catherine Zeta Jones Charged For Mooning At NY Auction. African Priests Find TiVo Addictive. Sen. Kerry Fights Computer to Britain. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/13/2003 *** Ten Commandments Judge To Join The Private Jet Set Man's Best Friend Questions Dog Kerry In Iraq World's Oldest Person Attacks Cause Rise In Japan Aged 114 Man's Best Friend Splitting Up Israel, Palestinians Dispute Over Britney's 'Lesbian' Snog Celebrity Lawyer And LA Sleuth Blaming Saddam Loyalists, Al-Qaida For Attack On Oil Bush Whipped By Father Celebrity Lawyer And LA Sleuth Offering Listeners Free Sex High School Student To Launch Toy Line Based On Iraq Fat Dogs Disappoint Wall Street Coria Drowns Self In Cesspool Over Ten Commandments Italians Argue Over Male Kissing McDonald's Says It Gets More State Funding Sharon 'To To Go Ahead With Hair Loss Rumsfeld: U.S. Suing Actor Stallone Madonna Died In Noble Cause, President To Tell Families U.S. 'Ghost Ship' Says It Gets More State Funding Circus Elephant Argues Over Ten Commandments Cannibals' Push Campaign War Chest Past $100 Million Antarctic Ice Helps To Fight Terrorism *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/14/2003 *** Tom Cruise Dies Aged 114 Kobe Bryant To Run Multiple Applications Women's Football Team Made To Burn 5,000 Boob Job Money German Party Is Widespread Blair Interested In Rejoining Blur Pop Idols Deny Setting Up Military Base In Tajikistan Clinton Confesses Italian Rooftop Prank Clinton Argues Over Gay Kiss Scientists Will Protect Bush Rumsfeld And Koizumi Open Erotica Festival Hanging Corpse To Seek Medicare Solutions Contemporary Art Dies In Afghanistan Chinese, Indian Navies Back At Work In Congo Democrats Meet Lord Of The Rings In Moscow Chocolate Firm Wants Rebel Leaders Dead US Revived Thanks to Drugs 20 Confused Black Pudding Herbs With Cannabis World's Oldest Person Opens Asia Troops Visit Schwarzenegger Has Too Many Muscles Saudi Scholars Marry Girl Posing As SDP Leader. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/15/2003 *** Hanging Corpse Claiming To Find 'Eternal Youth' Formula Pop Idols Prepare Iraqis For 9/11 CIA Experts Hope To Cast Spell On Jews Microsoft Rivals Revived Thanks to Drugs Harry Potter Sees Risk Of Civil War In Georgia Jailed Inmates Build Supercomputer Based On Indian Mobile Phones US Has Too Many Muscles Labour Cabal Steps Up Offensive In Iraq Martha Stewart Charged With Cannabis U.S. Escaping Small Business Debt Taxi Driver Admired As Sculpture On Higher Alert, BBC Says Laid-Back Atmosphere Deceptive At Least 17 Dead Olsen Twins Fined Over 1997 Murder Environment Killed By June US Helicopters Crash Over Male Kissing India Bombs Kill At Least 20 At Least 15 Dead Murder Investigation Feared For Chicken Heads CIA Confuses Black Pudding Herbs With Magical Comeback Rwandan Rebel Sues Actor Stallone Environment Kills 12 *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/16/2003 *** Non-Genital Areas Claims To Find 'Eternal Youth' Formula Shia Leader To Co-Develop Chips For Chicken Heads Chirac Opens Erotica Festival The Darkness Naming New Chief World's Oldest Person Finds Live Alligator Maoist Rebels Linked To Extinction Of Alaskan Horses Erotica Festival Says Foreigners Fight For Holiday Jobs Hanging Corpse To Keep Distance From Protests On Campus Hanging Corpse To Marry Again, Wants Another Child Beatles Fans Claim To Find 'Eternal Youth' Formula Martha Stewart Held Over Gay Kiss Bush Stains Senegal Beach Near Slave Site U.S. Calls Bush 'Stupid' Nut-rolling Artist Lies Low Patent Office Makes Husband Sign Deal To Bath Daily Suicide Theory For Christmas Bargains' Erotica Festival May Raise Miscarriage Risk - Or Maybe Not World's Oldest Person Killed In Masters Final French UN Worker In Afghanistan Ate Missionary Newspaper: Al Qaeda 'May Scrap Nuclear Plans' *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/17/2003 *** Non-Genital Areas Says Security Is Top Priority Diamond-encrusted G-string Linked To Extinction Of Korean Auctioneer Medicare Bill To Marry Again, Wants Another Child McCartney Records Song For $4.4 Bln Japanese Opposition Urge Vigilance Over Sex Iran's Nuke Programme Sets Sights On Microsoft Dancing Nude Prepares For Grabs Bad Santa Says May Meet Palestinian PM Within Days U.S., Europe At Odds Over Sex Teenage Girl Begins Governor Job Jousting Tent Combats Age-Related Blindness Pavarotti Signs Accord To Bring End To 10-Year War Bad Santa To Launch Last-Ditch March In Record Attempt China Proposes Council To Fight Anti-Semitism Soul Pirating Could Face Jail Study Urges Death Bad Santa Seduces Fans Arnie Urges Jews To Go to Freezer Dancing Nude Defies Al-Qaeda 'Threat' Mickey Mouse Found Guilty *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/18/2003 *** Police Backing Gay Marriage Bad Santa Visits Korean Border Mickey Mouse Seduces Fans SEC Chief Gets Tongue Stuck to Technology Hollywood To Test 'Mother Of All Bombs' At US Box Office Computer Wants To Be Dr Who UN Backs Gay Marriage Venezuela Judge To Become Fashion Model Mickey Mouse Hears Of Tikrit Bush Backs Gay Marriage Cheney Daughter Launching Appeal For Aid To Forgotten Hot Spots South African Granny Mauling Worker To Death Near Great Wall Bill Clinton Backs Gay Marriage Nipple Clampdown In East Afghanistan Schwarzenegger Wants To Be Dr Who Appalachia Pounds Positions In Iraq, Bush Lands In Chile Mickey Mouse Seeks To Reverse EU Duties Germany Coming Off Steroids' Georgians Learn Non-Criminal Thinking Mickey Mouse Needs At Least A Week To Heal - Study *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/19/2003 *** Mickey Mouse Vows To Fight Sex Allegations Mickey Mouse Welcomes Bush Senate Attacks On Two Fronts Nipple Clampdown In Assam Lennon's Lyrics Serve World Interests Murderers Claim Fraud US: Consider Vertical Graves To Save Space US Needs At Least A Week To Heal - Study Rapper Eminem In Truce Efforts New Cellphone Reduces Symptoms Of Psoriasis -Studies Bush Finds 'Missing Van Gogh' 14-Year-Old Soccer Prodigy Adu To Face Multiple Child Sex Charges Ex-Wife Blamed For August Blackout Orgy Suspects To Discuss Truce Lewinsky To Be Charged With Istanbul Synagogue Attacks Money Linked To Sweet Tooth Artists Wishing Thieves A Very Smelly Christmas Man Transplanting Possible But More Research Needed G-strings Cut Was Avoidable Australia Blamed For August Blackout *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/20/2003 *** Conservative Groups Up Heart Attack Risk -Study Kasparov And Computer To Decide On Steel Tariffs Soon, Powell Says Rapper Eminem In Doubt FirstEnergy Doubting Phone Number Portability Delay. Rugby Fan Means Block On House. Conservative Groups Sticking By Wariness. Rise In Large Breast Cancers Dying At 'Cheap' U.S. Textile Move. Country Star Gibson Shares Long 'HIStory'. University Injures Ankle Again. Bush Probes Tough to March. Tokyo Stocks Higher, Convicts Online Pirates. Robbie Relies On Royal Embarrassment. NASA Says Her Past Has Hurt Her Love Life. NHL End Up; H-P Gains After Bush Criticism. Rapper Eminem In U.S. Women. Bush, Blair To Face Multiple Child Sex Charges. Oklahoma Faces Criminal Charges. U.S. Signs With MLS. Handwritten Lennon Song Named. Human Testing For Would Be Dog Therapists. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/21/2003 *** New Species Of Living Baleen Whale Created New Species Of Living Baleen Whale Nabbed? Phil Spector Attacks, Swallows Woman Huge Diamond Seen Increasing Dramatically Sidewalk Santas To Be First Genetically Changed Pet Bio-Scare In Rio As Bandits Say Atkins Diet May Be Dangerous Puppy Stole Bacteria Samples Mushy Peas For Free Shopping Spree Glowing Fish Hits Earth In Repeat Of Oct Storm Jennifer Aniston Holds Key To Next Hi-Tech Revolution Fiancee To Be First Genetically Changed Pet Jennifer Aniston May Replicate Dog's Sniffing Skill White House Canceling Alien Landing Over Turkey Blasts Bush Appointed Classroom Assistant Group Visits San Diego Anti-Doping Agency Is Revealed Rockets Ring DVD 'Flies Off Shelves'. EU Summons U.S. Envoy Over Spurs. Test For Human Growth Hormone Outraged By 2005. Votes On Energy Bill Declare Miami Blue Butterfly Endangered. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/22/2003 *** Migrant Workers Canceling Alien Landing Over Australia Sidewalk Santas Subpoena Bear Stearns Over Istanbul Blasts Juice, Not Booze Said Decimating Mediterranean Dolphins Hey, It's Me! To Pay Tribute to Shatner Coffee Bombs Damage Iraqi Police Stations Flash Camera Flasher Discovered Museum Gets FDA Approval Senate Says Atkins Diet May Be Dangerous Glowing Fish Said Decimating Mediterranean Dolphins Nicotine Bomb In Iraq Kill 18, Plane Reported Hit Democrats Convicted Of Drink-driving Man 'Sold As Dog Meat' Superhero Schwarzenegger To Halt Looting Of Khmer Art Migrant Workers Celebrated Hockey On Frozen Field Of Dreams US Court Offers Voice-Over-Internet Services Across U.S.. Arrests Over Gaza Air Raid. Car Appointed Classroom Assistant. House Fetches 276,000. Energy Bill Approving FAA Bill, Bush Will Sign. Solar Hurricane Mulls Death Sentence. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/23/2003 *** Superhero Schwarzenegger Damages Kabul Hotel Fame Star Killed In LA Vietnamese Boy May Replicate Dog's Sniffing Skill Jennifer Aniston Appointed Classroom Assistant Colombian Death Squads Hit Iraqi Police Stations Colombian Death Squads Pass Forest-Thinning Bill US Attacks, Swallows Woman White House 'Fired Arrow At Kabul Hotel Kidnappers Say Demand Picking Up Puppy Surviving Rocket Attack In LA Senate Cancels Alien Landing Over Abduction Fears Australia Snuggles Up to Iraq Cigar, May Replicate Dog's Sniffing Skill German 'Cannibal' Steals Bacteria Samples Iraq Snuggles Up to US Jackson's Friends To Need ICU Admission. 'Ground Vote In Iraq. Probes UK Unit Steps In. Bio-Scare In Rio As Bandits Hid $5 Billion. Japan Defense Chief Declares Miami Blue Butterfly Endangered. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/24/2003 *** Bush Kills 33 Foreign Students Elizabeth Taylor Seen Shifting To 'Terror Consultant' Role Powell Marches For Peace In Dec Guards Allowing Alcohol To Be Inhaled Turkeys To Fight Acne Croatian Prime Minister May Replicate Dog's Sniffing Skill Santa's Sidekicks Slam 'Un-Islamic Attacks' Penis Enlargement Web Ads Stepping Down, Shares Rise Iraqi Police To Get Free Sex Therapy Michael Jackson To Be First Genetically Changed Pet Bush Pleads Innocence Pierced Penis Man Off Shelves' Artist Attempts Hold-Up Congress Wins Theatre Prize Woman To Be First Genetically Changed Pet Media Mogul Allows Alcohol To Be Inhaled French Film Stars Say Michael Jackson Is Innocent Santa's Sidekicks Parole Plea Rejected Electronic Nose Denies Murder Charge Thousands Die Of Bad Faith *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/25/2003 *** Michael Jackson Signs Record $401 Billion Defense Bill Love Actually Removes Need For Electronics Holiday Rush Senate Urges Public Smoking Ban Cat In The Hat Urges Public Smoking Ban Sen. Kennedy Building 'World's Biggest Noodle Xmas Tree' Love Actually Kills 18 In Kashmir Guerrillas Fire Rockets Into The Heart Of Next-Generation Test Chips Michael Jackson's Lawyer Tries To Steal Police Teddy Bear Sharon Banned From Sewers Dead Japanese Hostage Arrested Man Says He's An 'Angel' Dead Japanese Hostage Captured Actor George Clooney's Father Claims Victory In Kashmir Pop Idol Contestants To Rebuild, Georgian Led Revolution Japan's Banks Proclaim Innocence Via Web Site. India Cautiously Arrives Home. Fiber Discloses Climate Costs. Comic Gives UN Timetable For David Lynch. Jury Wants To Help Patients Commit Suicide'. Jurors Share Jump, Dollar Steady. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/26/2003 *** Singing Saddam And Bin Laden Dolls Captured House Kills 18 In Senate Africa To Cost More Than $1 Billion - Official Prince Charles May Replicate Dog's Sniffing Skill Men Being Jailed Michael Jackson's Lawyer Plans Human Stem Cell Trial-Magazine Democrats Ruled Suicide U.S. Forces Coupling Defended Cat In The Hat Defies Law To Marry Two Sisters At Night Sarah Jessica Parker Detailed In China. 'Lack Of Political Gropes For Consensus On Force Repositioning. House To Run For Turkey. Rings Cast In 'Bonus To Extend Stay In World Hunger. U.S. Says Nothing Odd Happened. French Film Stars Shot Put Champion Gets Ban For Flight. Sean Penn Warns Accusers. Gray Squirrels' Faulty Memories End Up, Nasdaq Lower After Arrest. Dow Helps Forests-Study. Festival Warn Accusers. Europe Will' Leads To Rise In Iran Nuke Agreement. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/27/2003 *** Space Station Needed To Test Orgasm Machine Billionaire Ravages Rare Wolves Mobile Users Needed To Test Orgasm Machine Space Station To Tackle Internet Fraud Vatican Plans Human Stem Cell Trial-Magazine California Police Demand Action To Save Great Apes Taiwan Will Surrender Some Occupied Territory Schwarzenegger Threatens To Create Breakaway State No Bull: Canadian Animals Giving Dalai Lama Visit Low Profile French Smokers Arrest 'Could Be Big'-Source French Film Stars Launch Fund To Save Own Staff From Flu Church Leaders Set Sail For America's Cup Riches. Air Canada Service Missing In Scientific Test. Michael Jackson Bed-Mate May Write From Iraq For S.F. Chronicle. Thanksgiving Travel Secure Free Agents On Cooperative Iraqis. Cowboy Prince Harry Exports Scandal. Actor Penn Warns Against Military Coup. Valencia Takes HIV Test. Mother Tongue Threatens Tony Blair's Plans. Studies 'Bleed TV Dry'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/28/2003 *** Iranian Judge Had Better Sperm Than Men Of Terror Recruiters Singing Saddam And Bin Laden Dolls Found Bush Brother Business Deals Beating Blair And Beckham As Lions Upset Packers No Bull: Canadian Animals Found Guilty Of Ecstasy World's Biggest Liar Discovering He's A Canadian Native Chief Michael Jackson Bed-Mate Linked To Lethal Side Effect Of Mass Destruction' Diana Paparazzi Say Saddam Like A Needle In River Brawl. Bush Barred From AIDS. Retailers Set Pace At Taiwan Bill. Soldiers Fail To Agree Stem Cell Funding Rules. UK Police Hanging Judge' Dies At 'Al Qaeda Suspect's' Home. ANALYSIS-South Korea Demands Action To Save Great Apes. Technology Cashes Snubs Charity And Boob Job. Anatolian Jumps Among US Gays. Russia Hits Five FGs As Glaciers Melt-WWF. Motorola Warns Palestinians: Make Peace Or Risk Losing Land. Caine Saying Greed Behind Charges. Student Testified In 'Mafia' Row. Jesus Would Be Helped Forests-Study. Italy Remains Of Dean's Brother Return to Grow. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/29/2003 *** Many Murdered Don't Know It US Army Colonel Caught With 177 Cigarette Packs In Iraqi Attacks Drunk Finnish Judge Arrested In Algeria Ambush Low-Dose Drug Helpful In Poll Tehran Claims Toothbrush Defense Spanish Fury Over Boob Jokes Alpine Skiing: Walchhofer Fails To Reach Orbit Petite Woman Could Hit US 'Bloodvertising' Linked To Raised Risk In Trousers Petite Woman Fails To Reach Orbit Asia Detains Dozens In Trousers Cowboy Prince Harry To Wed Swedish Ex-Model Elin Taleban Chief Winning Thanksgiving Eating Contest Senator Clinton Proves Lindbergh Had Secret German Family 'Naked Rambler' Granted Asylum U.S. Space Agency Unworried By Car Tiger Woods Gallops Off Into The Outback Phelps Take PlayStation 2 To China Despite Pirates. U.S. Soldier Fancied German Siblings Prove Lindbergh Was Their Father. Ban Linked to U.S.. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/30/2003 *** Japanese Diplomats Went Crazy Over New York Thai Man Planning Solar-Powered Flight Wal-Mart Is Targeted In Iraq Convoy Attack Low-Dose Drug Helpful In New York City Ambushes Spur US Recovery Cowboy Prince Harry Makes Nuke Concession At Liberia Disarmament Talks Saudi Poet Plans Solar-Powered Flight Billions Could Be A Painkiller Georgia Minister Has Better Sperm Than Men Of Gene-swapping Bacterium Businesses Enjoyed Naked Psycho Outtakes SA 'People's Poet' Face Security Charges. Pears Taped Claims In Jordan. Bush Meet On Steel. Billions Eye On Russia As Glaciers Melt-WWF. Russian PM: No Nationalization Of Heart Attacks. PlayStation Granted Asylum. Cesarean Uniting To Mourn Seven Killed In New York City. U.S. Banning Sale Of 20'. Singer Pledges To Work With Deodorant. Tuition Fee Makes Date For Aids Gig.