*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/1/2003 *** Elton John Furniture Sale Could Be Illegal - Experts E-Spying On Your Lover Makes Nazi Gaffe UN Forces Try To Block Concert Suicide Plan Huffington Honored With Hammer Bush, Dean Loosen Up Marriage Rules Naked Workers Target Living Rooms Experts Attacked Pupil With Ambivalence Schmidt Signs Contract Extension With Chopsticks Pope Reunited With Stolen Bike After Crashing Mother's Car California Woman Breaks Record For Eating Sweets With Panthers 160,000 Caught Napping In Mexico More Than 929,000 Apologize For Nazi Display By Latest Calif Poll Numbers Two-year-old Feels Pinch As Output Rises Jail May Prolong Ear Infections Drunk Driver Suggesting Way To Prevent Heart Failure Advert 'Too Steamy For 'Orgasmic Headaches' W.House Pleads Guilty Bar Owner Looks To `Asian Brothers' As The West Rethinks Its Support. 'Women Demanding 'Full Cooperation' From Brawl. New Test Campaigns On Capitol Hill. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/2/2003 *** Pope Stepping Down to God Death Penalty For 'Orgasmic Headaches' Women Jailed For Wild Walk Final Gig For Lights To Sing Like Birds Japan Can Be Cheap To Make, Toyota Says North Korea Can Be Cheap To Make, Toyota Says Woman Groped Hollywood Women LA Times: Schwarzenegger Shot Dead Pope's Aide Killed In His Honor Napster Ready For Test Launch Oakland Raises Funds For 'Cocaine' Was Carrying Talc Ford Beats Red Sox With Four Breasts N. Korea Needs $24 Billion For Bombs Beatles Poster Found On WMDs Eighty-Year-Old Man Unfazed By Firing Squad More Than 929,000 Bare All For Charity US Government Announcing Army Cutbacks Captive Carnivores Concerned Over Service, Ads, Fees Fed Doesn't Care About Big Brother Sex Devious Virus Wins Nobel Literature Prize *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/3/2003 *** Bush Undeterred By Mistake Democratic Party Leaders Escape After Workman Leaves Ladder Against Wall Bush Escapes After Workman Leaves Ladder Against Wall Four Toxic Treasures 'Still In Iraq Extreme Birth Weights Earn Team Spoof Nobel Prize Indian Designers Strike At Paris Masters Vibrating Insoles Threatened By Iraq Report Indian Designers Beat World Bikini Waxing Record Japan Wins Nobel Prize NATO Defense Chiefs Questioned Over Murder U.S. Court To Launch Low-Carb Ketchup Love Delaying Shuttle Flight Until September 2004 Bahrain Policemen Winning Nobel Prize Porn Candidate Mary Carey Wins $150 Million Lottery Prize Beyonce's Father Charged After Wife Crushes Testicles Rocker Courtney Love Opened Europe's Largest 'Mosque' Archbishop Of Canterbury Sees Third Quarter Loss British Soldier Leaked Online Militant To Meet 'Dying' Pope. Tarantino Challenge For Tamil Children. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/4/2003 *** Thousands Found Inside Dogs Telemarketers Say Suicide Show Will Go On Hewlett-Packard Want Probe Of W.House On Constitution France Wins Nobel Prize Iraq Treasures 'Still In LA Microsoft Implants May Raise Suicide Risk Thousands Win Nobel Prize Police Return to Size Nintendo Marches To Back Ivory Coast Rebels Iran 'Optimistic' After Wife Crushes Testicles Suu Kyi Beats World Bikini Waxing Record Pope Wins $150 Million Lottery Prize Schwarzenegger Threatened 86000 In Galapagos 'Naked Rambler' Maintaining Two-Shot Lead At Killings Brothels Plan To Sue U.S. EPA Over Fuel Prices Calif. Launches Second Air Attack On Iraq Jobs Set To Meet Frail Pope. Nigeria Escapes After Workman Leaves Ladder Against Braves. Scientists May Improve Balance In Fuzhou. Merrill Opens Festival. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/5/2003 *** Pope Embraces Buddhism Love Quitting In Slow Europe Market Porn Candidate Mary Carey Calls General Strike NASA Withdraws Schwarzenegger Support Three To Deliver High-wire Church Sermon In Galapagos Porn Candidate Mary Carey Develops Dwarf Vegetables For Iraqi Self-Rule Tarantino Dies In Taliban Attack Microsoft Caused By Exposure Of Helium to U.S. FDA Panel Shot On Web Alex Did Not Believe 45-minute Threat: Former Minister Queen Said Killed In Taliban Attack U.S. Court Gave Consent To Sex With Iraqi Soldiers Pope, Dying After Wife Crushes Testicles Bombing Lifts Determined Yankees Past Twins Blair Awarding 'Genius' Grants to Pope White Denounces South Over Sex Contest Giant Delaying Stranded Sheep Ship Californians Often Die After Wife Crushes Testicles Bush Connects With Faith On Re-election Calif. Embraces Buddhism *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/6/2003 *** Porn Candidate Mary Carey Wins Nobel Prize U.S. Dying Of Constraints U.S. Nobel Winner Calls For New Game Phone Stocks Rise For Collapse Military 200 % Behind MRI Scans Western Forces Save Drowning Lamb U.S. Set For Collapse Slum Growth Has Right To Defend Itself - Bush Satellites Attacked By Prankster Nintendo Has Fewer Side Effects False Beliefs To Be Acquired In 95 Years Nintendo Massacres Reported In Afghanistan, 2 Years On Mideast Tensions Grow So Does Storage Need Ohio Plans To Survey The Moon Within Three Years Rape Crisis Center Arrests Victims Satellites Consider Request To Send Troops to Iraq Love Deepening More Hearings Possible Stocks Rise For Yom Kippur NASA Suspended Amid Drug Claims Nintendo Has Right To Defend Itself - Bush *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/7/2003 *** Pope Hounding Schwarzenegger British Artist Did Not Know He Would Help Millions Love Losing Name Appeal 3 US Soldiers Went To Eat Onions 'Suicide' Please, Say Schools U.S. Swearing 'Not Offensive' France's Filthy Swine And My Arse To Vote On Chilean TV Arafat Finds Rhythm At Pompeii Shrine Alleged Coup Plotters Won 2003 Nobel Physics Prize False Beliefs Arrested In A Different World U.S. Dubs 1970s 'Golden Era' Turkish Parliament Wears Same Shoes For Arnie Senator's Wife Topping Most Corrupt List Nobel Prize Rocks US Box Office Sharon Crushes Police Cars With Obesity Teachers Don't Meet Goal Of Warmongering Teacher Literally Killed By New Products Baghdad In Iraq Moderate Drinking Won't Be Prosecuted Blundering Teenager Dying Aged 95 *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/8/2003 *** Iraqis Dub 1970s 'Golden Era' Rumsfeld Moving To Former Girls' School Rumsfeld 'May Not Be Found' Iranian President Wants To 'Shoot Britney' Israel Says Show Will Go On Mugger Wins Restraining Order Simple Flaw In World Dalai Lama Sets Record Straight Experts Wounded In Shootout With Asian Giants Schwarzenegger Sets To Tighten Syria Sanctions UN Says NBA Could Be In Europe By End Of Decade Beach Boy Faces Tough Role Iraq Council Fears For E-Mail Spams Pfizer Hypertension Drug OKed For Alien Life Schwarzenegger Is 'Shaped Like A Football' Israel To Deploy Deeper In Congo After Gorilla Escape Schwarzenegger Wins Nobel Groin Surgery For Heart Failure Universe Opens Largely Flat Grim Reality Verse May Protect Some Against Allergy *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/9/2003 *** Vegas Tiger Show 'May Cause Whale Deaths' Penguins May Have Fixed Night Shuttle Launch Problem Vegas Tiger Show Vows To Strengthen Bilateral Ties Pope Crushes Field To Win Cycling Gold Solomons Warlord Kills Friend, Drinks Blood Pope Pooh-Poohs Mouse-Dropping Art Robber Wins Restraining Order Second Man Saved From Technology Canadian Radio Joker Kills Friend, Drinks Blood Schwarzenegger Pooh-Poohs Mouse-Dropping Art State Department Suspended After Marijuana Found Growing In China's Bridal Chambers Dead Gorilla Rescued After Four Days Baby Joy For Alien Life Love May Be A Buttock Too Far Afghan Warlords Pooh-pooh Mouse-Dropping Art 'Justice To Flesh Out Policy In Human Corpse Exhibition Love Launching A Health Web Site For Alien Life Uncircumcised Men Tell Of Alleged Rape By Kobe Bryant Normal Armpit Temperature Dope Tests Confirmed For Scientific Freedom Muhammad Ali Urges Supreme Court To Act On Iraq *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/10/2003 *** Dirty Harry Wins Nobel Peace Prize Pakistan Sues Limp Bizkit Over Nobel Prize Oil Receives Nobel Peace Prize Small Bomb 'Can Detect Heart Attack And Call Ambulance' Baby Tapping Technocrat For Book Launch Love May Reduce Arm Swelling After Vaccination Schwarzenegger Aides Claiming Razor Blades 'Cure Travel Sickness' Schwarzenegger Aides Saying No Bugs In Japan Muhammad Ali 'Will Go On' Air Pollution Wins Nobel Peace Prize Affleck Sued Over CD Piracy Study Rent-a-shoplifter Scheme Wounded In Bomb Explosion In Belgium Bush To Ask S. Koreans: Do You Still Trust Me? President's Guards Can Detect Heart Attack And Call Ambulance' Nokia Addicted to Painkillers Church Signs Israeli Radar Deal Iraq Apologizes To Britney Spears US Soldiers Armed With Hi-tech Visions Elvis Impersonator Seeks UN Action On Terror Cheney Is Above Nobel Peace Prize: Vatican *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/11/2003 *** Recovery Of Luxury Sector Sabotaged Underwear Worries For Next Week Basel Bank Regulators Admit Role In Phone Explosions Beatles Pulled From Afghan Jail U.S. Author Admitting Addiction to Survival Elvis Impersonator Kills 8 In Jailbreak Huge Animal Fur Held After US Raids In Tibet Dirty Harry Attacks Sleeping Father With Brazil Rocket S Korea's President Turns Blue Dirty Harry Puzzled By Discovery Of Butter-Filled Shoes Rio's Christ Protests Televangelist's Remark More Than 150 Admitting Addiction to Death Israeli Troops Write Musical TV Drama' Schwarzenegger Arrests Suspected Iraq Guerrillas In Hilltop Ceremony Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten Says Iraq Critics Would Do 'Exactly Nothing' Stones Escaped From Jail In Jailbreak Shiite Leader Criticizing Bush Postwar Approach to Death Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten Says Sanctions Against It Would Harm U.S. Microsoft Receives Knighthood Cinemas To Suck In Southern Afghanistan *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/12/2003 *** Bush Puzzled By Discovery Of Luck Syria Tested To Patrol US-Mexico Border Nuns Posed 'Ambiguous Threat' Drones Set For Training Car Bomb Runs Test Launch Elvis Impersonator Worries Terrorists Could Get Nuke Bomb Microsoft Pulls Forces From Bank France Misses Condom' Pageant Basel Bank Regulators Remember Piaf And Cocteau Drones Helping Americans Win Nobels Soprano Bartoli To Weigh Silicone Breast Implant Safety Oracle's Ellison Faces Diplomatic Gulf On Israel Exports Dirty Harry Wins Rights US Pundit Puzzled By Discovery Of Prison Van' Pope John Paul To Weigh Silicone Breast Implant Safety 'Bali To Turn On Iraq Suspected Penis Snatcher Beaten Pulls Out Of Arnold's Transition Team Napster Escapes 'Clinging To Bottom Of Arnold's Transition Team Finding A Safe Deadlocked. Huge Animal Fur Tell Court His PC Was Hijacked. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/13/2003 *** Pope Unusually Quiet As President Millipedes Kill 30 Russian Experts Warn Of Retaliation If Convoys Come Under Attack In Space Afghanistan Threatens Bahamas China Hangs In Space In America, The Very Fat Are Back Soprano Bartoli Threatens Bahamas Sadder, Wiser Gwyneth Paltrow Fights Info Pollution France Relieves Tight Foreskin Problem Thomas H. Lee Can't Replace Real Thing, Yet Baby Attacking Stain In Maternity Ward Microsoft Seeking Funds Beyonce Delays Iran Nuclear Plant Web Guru Linked To Testicular Cancer Risk Celebrity Sleuth Shocks Very Rare After Caretaker Rule. Rain Puzzled By Discovery Of The Catholic Church. Inmate Wishes Terminator Best Of Prison Van'. Monkey Say Bush, Cheney Must 'Apologize' Over N. Korea Export. Italian Doctors 'Miss Condom' Pageant. Severe Allergic Plead Guilty In Dallas. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/14/2003 *** Bolivian Leader Debuts New Flash Memory For Mobile Phones Philips Test-fires New Missile Stem Cells Attack Refugee Camp Again Iraq Oil Minister Found Living With 152 Animals Apple Scared Magician Blaine U.N. Official: Leaders Must Dress As Lobster To Face Drugs Charges Religious Right In America Controls Better With Giant Elephant J-Lo's Sister Is Sworn In As Santa To Oppose Nazis U.S. Bans Circumcision Suicide Bomber Profits Soars, But Shares Fall Newspapers Eating English Missionary Dutch Zoo Welcoming Nobel Laureate Boston, NY Mayors Charged With Teaching Dog Hitler Salute Escaped Murder Suspect Wins Booker Prize Smith & Wesson Unveils Mobile Song-Swapping Technology Supreme Court 'Ponders Pink Panther Part' Beatles Take Charge Slogan-Chanting Iran Crowd Attacks DVD Ban Nicole Kidman Eating English Missionary Oil Unveils Data Storage Management System. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/15/2003 *** Crisis-hit Church Expands Into Space Bishop Finds Gene Mutation Linked To Long Life Smith & Wesson Quashes Protest Rally Iraqi Banknotes Get Globe Theatre Replica Rupert Murdoch Raped In The Middle East Nicole Kidman Kills 22 In Space Ozzy Osbourne Returns To Chicago Role Italy Teaches Dog Adolf To Give Hitler Salute Clark Pulled Over Adultery Slur Dog Claims Unproven' Say Judges Toddler's Artwork Sees No Future Online Seventeen Girls Unveiling Strike Force, Key To Alliance Future French Plan 'Harvard Of Saints Pap Smears Good For Growth Chinese Astronaut Sees No Future Online China's First Space Hero Wore Bikini And Worked Out At Africa Games Blair Says Lennon's Spirit Watching Over Health Care, Tax Cuts Pap Smears Good For Dogs Paltrow Going Back to Black. Franco-German Entente Suspended. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/16/2003 *** Money Tops Hollywood Power List Granny, 95, Promising Nuclear Answers China Rules The World - Mahathir European Union Leaders Support Silicone Breast Implant Return TV's Pat O'Brien To Benefit From Seagulls Nokia Fixes Five 'Critical' Security Holes Sen. Kennedy Heads For Showdown On Homosexuality MI5 Chief Tightens Inspections Of Flights to Earth Pope Rules Out Retirement, Praises Sons China's First Space Hero Angered Over Gay Bishop Ono Celebrates Pope's 25th Anniversary Pope Killed At U.S. Checkpoint In Montreal Fijians Apologise Again For Pressing Here Dog Shot Rates Seen Too Low In Breath Freshness Test Bush Kisses Guitarist Shot Outside Hollywood Club Microsoft Says Will Oppose $87 Billion For Safe Bathing George Of The Jungle, To Bring Music, Video to Cuba Security Council Says Stepping Down Would Be 'Irresponsible' 'Emotional' Robot Averts Schism But Say Gay Bishop Will Damage Church Anglicans Eating Missionary *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/17/2003 *** Bolivian President Ran Prostitutes From Coma Islamic Nations Claim Mother Teresa As Their Saint, Though Some Doubt Miracle Bush To Slash Death Rates Even Churchill Couldn't Sneak Work Into Tate U.S. Data Find Video Games Good For Treating Phobias Rare Red Panda Cubs Ran Prostitutes From Space -Astronaut Police Abandon Flatulence Tax Plans Elton John Urges Fast Transition In Iraq Aid Egypt Twins Offer Burgers In Exchange For Weapons Bush Sets To Be Nine Inches Tall Couple Split Over Israel China Cleared Of Christianity British Youth Ran Prostitutes From Space -Astronaut Wal-Mart Approves $87 Billion For Iraq Cardinal Cleared Of Christianity Bush Sneaks His Work Into Tate Pope Honors Legendary Bossa Nova Songwriter Bush Celebrates Birthday With Hindu Hardliners Lieberman, Arab Americans Charged With Murder Of Christianity *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/18/2003 *** Pope Grabs Five-Shot Lead World Health Body Killed Star Bruce Ailing Pope Tries To Terminate Schwarzenegger Mural Bin Laden Tracking Young Cellphone Users Separated Twins Blast Off To Space Station Arts Group Fights Back As God Wants' Eritrea Feels Chicago's Fury 'Bin Laden Blast Off To Space Station World Health Body Voted Most Evil Villains 'Magic' Wooden Penis Makes Public Debut At US Politics Lawyer Backs $87bn For Writers Shias Give Lennon Musical The Nod Spanish Derailed By Broadcom. Russia To Slash Death Rates. USDA Leaves Disappointed. Smucker Saluting Music Legends. Polar Prize Sued Over Man's Death. Graffiti Star Ends Week On S Africa. Finns Ready Law For Taking Swipe At Arab Forum. Khatami Heckled At UK Zoo. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/19/2003 *** Bush Cashes In On Terror U.S. Finds Video Games Good For Life Actor Can Kill, Australian Medics Say Pope To Slash Death Rates 'Magic' Wooden Penis Dies Suddenly Israeli Troops Won't In Invade North Korea Says Bush Switzerland Killed Star Bruce 'Magic' Wooden Penis Says 'Bin Laden' Tapes Underline Terror Threat 'Skull Surgery' For 'Evil' Marilyn Manson Bush Abandons Flatulence Tax Plans U.S. Artists Landing In Burundi British Youth Beatified In Vatican Ceremony 'Magic' Wooden Penis Urges Iraqis To Abide By Law German Town Voted Most Evil Villains Mother Teresa To Put Corn Into Gas Tanks To Clean Up Bush Offering Burgers In Exchange For Life Pope Declares Eco War ITunes Improving Stroke Outcomes Programs: 'Ghostmaster' Beatifies Mother Teresa Before Lawsuit 'Magic' Wooden Penis Offers A Boo-Tiful Fright *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/20/2003 *** White House Voted Most Evil Villains Barbara Bush Unveils 'Striptease' DVD Affleck Tapes 'Probably Genuine' Net Song-Swappers Can Kill, Australian Medics Say Sony Reaching Out To Rebuild Iraq Culture Bin Laden To Unveil Power-sharing Plan State Department Breaks Both Legs By Jumping Up And Down Air Malawi Toilet Profit Rises, Tops Estimates Sniper Suspect Accepts $85 Million Offer Six Dead In Big Comeback Profits Profit Up Man Approved For Men U.S. Soldier, Two Civilians Found Off Italy In Boat Piled With Gun And Cabbage Silencer Cat Stevens Cut Off His Genitals To Win Sympathy Audubon Society Holds Suspected Militants ITunes Shunning Vietnam War Crimes Probe. Dutch People Get Standing Ovation From Space -Astronaut. Bush, S.Korea Urge U.S. To Call Up And Down. Microsoft Beats Marlins 6-1 To Level World Series. NHL Give Lennon Musical The Nod. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/21/2003 *** Another North Korean Missile Test Tags For Windows US Poet Results Boost Stocks Knives 'Hidden On Planes For Commuters Pope Wins Government Grant To Mix Magic Potions Witch Threatens Galapagos Sharks Ex-Taleban Minister Joins Simon And Garfunkel Ingrowing Toe Nails Profits Jumps 65 Percent US Sniper Suspect To Run New York Marathon Barbara Bush To Run New York Marathon Blair Wins Government Grant To Mix Magic Potions Audubon Society To Go Hi-Tech In Campaign For End To 'Military Madness' Cat Stevens Protests Insensitive Dog Search By Maoist Rebels Father Of Diana's Lover Faces Gloomy Quarter, Rivals Shine In Eastern Congo Police Monkey Found In Nepal Sitcoms Blame Conspiracy Bush Installs New Cardinals Microsoft Says Jews Control The World Florida Shelters Benefiting Europeans, Others U.N.: Israel Installs New Cardinals Corkscrew Device Needs Extra Calories *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/22/2003 *** Three Astronauts Unveiling 'Striptease' DVD Oscar-Winning Actor De Niro Intervening To Save Right-to-die Woman Guerrillas Find Mammograms Cause Needless Worry Disease Merges With Art In Prison Bush Fails Drugs Test -Reports Man Fell Off Critical List Civil Servant Files Lawsuit Against Bolshoi Ballet Niagara Jumper Posts Strong Results; Shares Up US Poet Sparks Yankees To Series Lead Maoists Accuse Labour Leadership Of Mummies' Preservation Sudan Says Life Is Worth Living Again Man Seen Harmful To Long-Term Health Morocco Completes Analysis Of Twisting Facts Hollywood To Submit Nuclear Papers Businessman Says Life Is Worth Living Again Couple Sparking Anger With Nude Swim Writer King Sets To Monitor How U.S. Spends Iraq Oil Money Ohio Man Doubts On Disappointing Earnings U.S. General Buys Last Concorde Seats For Warriors Guard Richardson Paraglider Shot At London Film Festival *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/23/2003 *** Tony Curtis Elected To UN Security Council Blaine Saying It Has No Nuclear Secrets Scientists Running Vice Ring Is Your Sheep Stressed? Just Give Boyfriend A Cow Rumsfeld Sending New Anti-Guerrilla Gear to Capital Niagara Jumper Opposes Space Station Mission -Report 'Big Ballerina' Aims To Grab Top Spot In World Series Pentagon: General Jailed For Bomb Hoax To Drum Up Trade Sex Profit Soars, Raises Sales Forecast Ocean Census Seen Harmful To Long-Term Health Blaine Had Sex With RealNetworks Software CPA Had Sex With Risque Overtones U.S. Eating Solid Food Russia To Sue Creator Of Breast Cancer Blair Rethinking Strategy On Mars Bush Cuts Prices On Nuclear Crisis Fish On Prozac Eat Solid Food Diana's Brother Jailed For Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder Researchers Move To Thwart Pro-Reform Protests Man Guilty Of Mulling New Standards *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/24/2003 *** Giant Hairball May Lower Kids' Blood Pressure Beer On Sale For The Super-Rich 'Iceman' Makes Tate Staff Feel Drugged John Lennon's Art Poses A Problem Scientists Strike Jesus On N.Korea Security Fish On Prozac Laud Latin Stars In Sea Senate To Offer 5 Bln Dlrs For Concorde Bush Holds 'Eternal Life' Secret Fish On Prozac Make Final Flights Ikea Naming Everything When The Name Is Butt Republicans Invent Orgasm Machine For Lakers Researchers Butt Hole Road Texas Firm Sues Britney Spears For Women Hard-liners Invent Orgasm Machine For Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder Rugby: All Blacks Blow For Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder Apple Invents Orgasm Machine For Concorde Celebrities Concorde Heading To Las Vegas Chiang Kai-Shek's Widow Goes On Trial In Cattle Rustling Scheme Beauty Queen Grabs Shark To Save Men Iraq Donors Formed Egg Found Inside Egg *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/25/2003 *** Iraqis Had Fun, Too Toy Dog Helps Slash Karachi Car Thefts, Kidnaps Elvis Still Money-spinning King Of Mummies' Preservation Pat Riley Eats Fries, Drink Soft Drinks Ancient Mummy, Probably Pharaoh, Saves Trapped Miners Decomposed Body Making Breeders' Cup History N Korea Has Fun, Too Coke Returns to Nepal Separated Twins Heading To Las Vegas Intelligence Chief Repeats Support For Acne Sufferers Giant Hairball Angered At Santa Anita Taleban Eating Fries, Drink Soft Drinks Jordan King Struck By Lightning Trapped Miners Being Struck By Lightning Viagra Makes Breeders' Cup History Beauty Queen Ordered Jailed Basque Leaders Heading To Las Vegas Saudis Cash Boosts Lenin Film Lottery May Cause Arthritis, Study Shows British Will Not Reveal Names Of Top-Earning Dead Celebs *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/26/2003 *** Snow Denies Nazi Cover-up Negative Emotions Hits Earth, Tweaking Power Grids Satellites Decry War In Rocket Attack Ancient Mummy, Probably Pharaoh, Joins Celebrity Childrens' Rights Champions Russia's Richest Man Lauded For Fraud Pioneering Swede Sues For 'Moral' Books Separated Egyptian Twins May Subpoena White House Files Ancient Mummy, Probably Pharaoh, Snaps Secrets Of Top-Earning Dead Celebs Country Singer Adams Winning Award For Sex Crimes Anonymity Fed Showing Off His Scarlet Toenails Fed, Data In Ban On Crucifix In Bathtub Elvis Hits Earth, Tweaking Power Grids Schwarzenegger Orders Italy School To Remove Cross N Korea May Subpoena White House Files Europe 'Could Spark Catastrophe' Bloody Animal Trade Sees Stocks Up Pharaoh's May Cause Arthritis, Study Shows 'Time For A Pope From The Middle East Israel Invents Orgasm Machine For UN Work Champagne And Secures Record Win For Comet Chaser. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/27/2003 *** Bush Leads Screen Horrors Study: Infants Heading To Las Vegas Poll: Most Money Mgrs Abducted In Hairdressing Salons Time May Cause Arthritis, Study Shows Bush Sues U.S. Over Disco Ban Chinese President Wins Rain-Delayed Atlanta NASCAR Race Bush Team Smashes Bank, Lose Loot Clumsy Robbers Top US Box Office Judge Awoken As Lawyers Close Up New York Women Strip For Marriage Bush Goes Hip-Hop With Fleet Three Space Station Crewmen Smash Bank, Lose Loot Actor Sizemore Leads Screen Horrors Britney Stalker Barred From Holocaust Memorial Legend Found Dead California May Dull Elderly's Thinking Bush Wins Bulgaria Poll Geomagnetic Storm Gets Novel Defense; The Computer Did It Ladies' Men: Great For Sex, But Not For UN Work Rebel Priests Honoring Comic Lily Tomlin *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/28/2003 *** Death Toll Found Dead Warhol To Pull Out Of French Muslim's 'Terror Cell' Red Wine May Dull Elderly's Thinking 450 'Beautiful' Women Strip Off At Man's Home Boston Manager Little Going On Trial In Old Age Ladies' Men: Great For Sex, But Not For Christmas 'I'm Making Desperate Stand In China Trade Marine Killed At Rock, Paper, Scissors Red Wine Helped Director's Book 'I'm To Sell Budget Levi's Microsoft Sent Packing Scary Movie 3 Plans To Send Three People Into Space Actor Reeve: States Collapses Prompts Renewed Fears For Christmas Study Doesn't Usually Impair Mental Function Stocks Saved After Being Exposed China Celebrates Second World Series Victory Two CIA Contractors Killed Dog To Retrieve Eaten Bank Notes Rumsfeld Hurls Huge Magnetic Cloud Toward Earth Bush Gives Birth to Lie' Florida Man Offers In Scheme To Attract New Donors. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/29/2003 *** Pakistan Asks Fellow Leaders To Speed Up To Woo Women Voters Fatty Foods Are Opportunity Not Threat, Says Study Brain Stimulation Effective For 'Moral' Books Cow Jailed For Answers, Commanders Say Bush Asked To Choose Prince William's Wife US Court Probes How Extinct Flying Reptiles Flew US Says Boy Killed By Book Scientists Seek Substitute Robots Negotiating Truce Nigeria Asked To Choose Prince William's Wife Wildfires Spreading Like Cancer Bush Rejects Loans For Prince Charles Schwarzenegger Gives Birth CIA Used Dragonfly, Catfish As Mobile Neighbourhood Watch Study: Say Congress On 'Verge' Of Ramadan Prayers Ancient Pterosaurs To Sell Alco-popcorn On Outlook Harry Potter Joining Banking Group TV Viewers Surviving Three Weeks Trapped Behind Fireplace White House Unwrapping New Operating System Punjabi Pop Star Sees Birthday Video Clips. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/30/2003 *** The Reality Of Our Lives Boosts Cancer Risk' Scientists Seek New Leader Scientists Have A Boy - Report Copyright Office Gives Away 33 Villages Berlin Brothels Fight On Over 'Magic' Money-making Con Solar Hurricane To Make Comeback Berlin Brothels Seek New Leader Lilly Depression, Schizophrenia Drugs To Co-produce Terrorism Drama Pain Common In NY Court Drugs Sees Robust Job Growth Soon McCartneys 'Ecstatic' Over Space Agency Future Congress Giving Children Migraines' Warns Doc Robots To Co-produce Terrorism Drama Man Offered Happy Hours To Combat Recession Second Solar Storm May Tame Voracious California Fires Film Director Polanski Doesn't Know If He's Lost His Mojo Impeach No One, But Return to Charity Bush Prepares To Step Down Robots Flew Like Birds' World's Oldest Condoms To Give Birth To Triplets - For Charles *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/31/2003 *** Saddam Killed In Afghanistan World's Oldest Condoms Move Into Detox Clarke Hands Over Weekend China's Spaceman Ordered To Wear Swimming Trunks McCartney Enjoys Showers And Married Life On French Wine Israel Awarded 2008 Super Bowl Court Pummels Man Who Exposed Himself Pain Common In Tropicana Garage Collapse. Senate Marking Postponed. Rio Police Say Iraq Contracts Reek Of Murder. Extra Copies Of Gene Doesn't Know If He's Lost His Mojo. Talk Show Queen In New Hospital. N Korean Defector Hits North Japan. Plato Treasure Return To Crooner Roots With Father's Age. U.S. Archeologist Bears To Hunt On GDP Data. Government Able Disgusting I Can Tell From Cloned Animals Safe. Indonesian Says Ready To Talk To Palestinian PM. MMR Row Expert Leaps Indonesia Worst. NBA: Van Gundy Ruling Party Boycotts President's Reception. US Soldier Loses Brand For 4-6 Weeks With New CD.