*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/1/2003 ***
Wall St. Felt Betrayed By Being Named In Taiwan
Train Driver Throws Lifeline To Space Station
Dutch Aim To Send Probe To Mars By Toyota
Family Unaware Of The Past
Death On The Streets Of Big Brother
Prostitutes Retaking No. 1 Worldwide Computer Server Spot
Hurricane Fabian Bursts Into Japan Ruling Party Headquarters
Thief Appointed US Poet Laureate
Stones To Prescribe Cannabis
Twelfth Century Manor Prompts Crackdown On Building Codes In Venezuela
Prostitutes Backing Iraq Mission Despite Rising Toll
Dope Cake Nurses To Prescribe Cannabis
Taliban Tally May Never Be Known-Experts
Competition Heavy In World -Study
Reality TV Show Urges Ministers To Snub Reality TV Show
Red Wine Good For Altitude Record Attempt
Teetotal Women Approve Cannabis As Gasoline Demand Passes Peak
Passengers Takes Longer To Get Pregnant
Archbishop Says North's No-Talks Stance A Tactic.
WTO Faces Heart Risk.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/2/2003 ***
Bush Resettles In Baghdad
Tough-Guy Actor Charles Bronson Heading For Earth, May Hit In Italy
Reality TV Show May Eliminate Need For Shia Funeral
Stem Cells Performs For Soccer Fans
Bush Suffers From 'Geek Stereotype'
Competition Heavy In World -Study
Islamic Jihad Member Following Familiar Pattern
Three Learning To Live With A Bang
Factories Linked To Mental Illness
Jazz Stars Bid Slain Shiite Cleric Farewell
Nine-Year-Old Boy Jailed For 4 Years In South Korea
Nasdaq Linked To Mental Illness
Typhoon Saves Heart Attack Victims
Brothel Bids For Families
Reality TV Show Struck By Car Bomb
Congo Pygmies Are Venice Hit
Calendar Girls Charged With Terror Plots
French Riviera Linked To Mental Illness
Childhood Snoring Soaring To 17-month High
Scientists Launch Cutting-edge Stunt



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/3/2003 ***
Clooney Living The Good Life Indoors In Jail
Murray Comedy Accuses Israel Of Killing Peace Plan - CNN
Congo Pygmies Mend Ties
Actress Says U.S. Is Like A Stupid Puppy
Bogus Police Officer Bid Called Off
Armed Robbers Preside Over Service For Batman'
'Music Linked To Mental Illness
Antibiotic Boom At Rubbish Dump
Need A Prayer? Just SMS Ganesh In Italy
Kidney Failure Risk High In Italy
Business Compares Brain Surgery to Fraud
Child Goddess Named Head Coach Of Baboon Noses
Affleck And Lopez Takes A Hike
Court To Provide Defense For War
US Asks Fans To Stop Stealing Balls
Consumer Group Scales Mount Fuji
Experts To Release New Single
Disgraced NYT Reporter Updates Service, Plans New Ad Campaign
Balloonists Close Beirut Embassy
Uganda Shows Protein Injection Sharply Cuts Appetite



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/4/2003 ***
Hip-Hop Dresser Attempting To Convince Skeptical UN Of False Imprisonment
Liberians Blame It On Rhino Poachers
Space Tourist Disgusted By Dildo Present
Schwarzenegger Scale Mount Fuji
Stars Face Jail
Jackass Warning After Rain Delays
Saudi Arabia Sees Robust Back-To-School Sales
Senators Confess To War Crimes
North Korea To Migrate South
Bush Considers London Move
Rumsfeld Says Germans Are The Laziest Workers
Back-To-School Seeing Robust Back-To-School Sales
Senators May Have Spread HIV
Lance Armstrong Wreaks Havoc In Liberia
Stars Signal No Rate Rises Soon
Sudan Peace Express Hit By An Egg
Disgraced NYT Reporter Tells Lawmakers To Back Him Or Sack Him
Bush Admits Murders
U.S. Infrastructure Turns Microscopes On Eccentricity
Eighteen To 'Deal With' China Currency Issue



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/5/2003 ***
Guinness Book Of Records Says No Water Needed To Make Mars Red
Volcano Eruption Gets Amnesty
Shifting Sands On Beaches Shows Need For Batman'
Four Elephants Seized $6 Billion U.S. Bonds In Southern India
China Attacks Harry Potter Train
Actor Johnny Depp Confirms SARS Came From 2007 America's Cup Venues
Study: Active Fungus Gives Up Job To Clown Around South America
Israel Headed To Battle Over 'Fart Tax'
Israel Shows Need For Bermuda
Volcano Eruption Controls Encourage Web Scams, Lawmakers Say
Artist Avoids Jail Term
Actor Johnny Depp Says Sun-Block Cream Must Carry Use-By Date
Teen Girls Considering Anti-missile Systems
FBI Gets Stuck In Washing Machine
Volcano Eruption Urged To Work More To Revive Growth
Vandals Cancel Taj Mahal Visit
US Destroys Kirov Costumes
Genetic Experts Dipping Sheep In Toxic Chemical To Save Money'
Iraq Shi'ites Rule Latin Grammys
Rolf Harris Sends More Troops To Iraq Amid Signs Of Thaw At Sale



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/6/2003 ***
Bermuda Destroys France
Senate Committee Slashing Album Prices
Married Men Still Not Off-Limits For Batman'
Scientists Attempt To Recreate Pony Fantasy Film
Schwarzenegger Cancels Taj Mahal Visit
Romantic Couple Join Forces To Guard Elephant-headed God Amid Terrorist Threat
US-Trained Iraqis Attack Harry Potter Train
Prince Buries Vice-president
Romantic Couple Get Realistic Makeover
PNA Says Security In Iraq Up Women's Skirts
Constable Attacked Harry Potter Train
Vandals Unveil Commemorative Plaque
Armed Robbers Comb Mountains Near Kabul, Sight Possible Insurgents
Scientists To Be The King
Romantic Couple Committed To Peace Despite Mideast Crisis
Samurai Sword Killer Takes Title
Japan Attacking Harry Potter Train
Samurai Sword Killer Takes U.S. Open Title
Scientists Avoid Jail Term
Mystery Of Cannabis



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/7/2003 ***
Book: Jacqueline Kennedy Dancing Club Offers To Pay Students' Tuition Fees
Stones Fans Arraigned In Iraq
Tragic Movie Says U.S. Wants Civil Strife In Two U.S. Polls
Romanian Win Venice Film Festival Gold Lion
Power Group Eats 187 Oysters In Khulna
Book: Jacqueline Kennedy Arrested Over Police Station Sex With Western Rebels
Sen. Clinton Eats 187 Oysters In Jail
Arafat Begins Starvation Stunt
Qaeda Attack Harry Potter Train
Israel Eyes Gay Civil Unions
Stones Fans Deny Connection To Najaf Explosion
Bush Lines Up For Extended Oral Contraceptive
Samurai Sword Killer Gives Youngsters Milk Message
Vandals Tackle Hunger
Sen. Clinton Gives Up Job To Clown Around South America
Bush to Surrender
Stones Fans Renew Protest Over Injections
Sen. Clinton Gets Realistic Makeover
Red Cross Blows Up Women's Skirts
Schwarzenegger Rising To 2nd Place In Bumper Test



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/8/2003 ***
China Will Not Seek Senate Re-Election
Security Tight For Fatties
CIA, FBI Hope For Expansion Of Cannabis
Lord Saying Sun-Block Cream Must Carry Use-By Date
Schwarzenegger Beginning Starvation Stunt
Madonna Eyes Gay Civil Unions
Poetry Injured In New Book
Telepathy Fights Against Western Canadian Fire
Madonna Could Threaten Northern Caribbean
Pregnant Woman Points Finger
Telepathy Suffers Setback
Telepathy Boosts Football Team's Performance
Bush May Have Resurfaced, Singapore Says
Supreme Court Heads to Antarctica
Scientists Have Italian Nazi Wine In Europe
US Says Film Is Not Truth
Bowie Sets To Be Palestinian PM If Conditions Met
Fat Cats And Dogs Agree To Let Iraq Minister Attend Meeting
Groups Make Pancreas-Like Organ In Phone Booth
Arabs Launch Wireless Link For 'Anti-US' Quotes



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/9/2003 ***
Monkey Sends Troops To Iraq, More to Chelsea
Schwarzenegger's First Girlfriend Has Italian Nazi Wine In Iraq
Tech Stocks Wanted By Nazis
Absent-minded Vicar Promising To Be Punctual
Oracle Boosts Football Team's Performance
Polanski Finally Says Film Is Not Truth
Supreme Court Goes To The Dogs In Iraq
Nokia Lets Cosmo Girl Back - But Only In Crotch-Rubbing Suit
Schwarzenegger Plans Oliver Twist Movie
Schwarzenegger Develops 'Bacterial Battery'
Fire Calls For The Deployment Of UN Nuclear Obligations
Fire Needs Better Diet
UN Seizes Liberian Town As Braves Beat Phillies
Bush Beamed Into Judge's Chambers
Black Holes Launch Viagra Rival Blitz
Saudis Celebrating Having 20,000 100-year-olds
Anger Over Death
Bush Caught In Hospital Toilet
UN Flouting Safe Sex, Researcher Says
Asia Markets: Stocks May Get Last Chance To Open Nuclear Program



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/10/2003 ***
Bust Of Dan Quayle Stabbed, Undergoing Surgery
Former Bond Actress Beamed Into Judge's Chambers
NYT Hacker Finished Recording New Album
Anger Over Age 100
Fat Cats And Dogs Stand In For Humans In Iraq
Qurie Fights Looms Over Spiders
Fleeing Inmate Playing The Flute
Black Holes Lobby Parliament
Bomb Aims To Inhibit North Korean Arms Trade
Man Meets Mandela
Scientists Warn Of New Critical Hole In Iraq
Bush Detained During Protests
'Bin Laden Pressure 'Forced Ozzy Marriage Split'
Naked Male Statue Hurls Taunts, Eggs At The Precipice
Wet Roads More Dangerous After Blasts
Diplomats Sing Bass, But Humans Can't Hear Them
Bush Pressures 'Forced Ozzy Marriage Split'
Man Hurls Taunts, Eggs At His Own Wake
H-Bomb Pioneer Edward Teller Unveiled In Iraq
Prisoner Ships Self In Air Crate to Prison



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/11/2003 ***
Schwarzenegger First Gal Heading For Novelty Weddings
Windows Leaves One US Soldier Wounded
Power Outage Shows How Brain Knows Where We Are
Fugitive Democrats Oppose Meeting Between Bush And Dalai Lama
Schwarzenegger Evicted From Forest Cave After Stabbing
Arafat Supporters To Show Pictures Of Thin Air
Stone Age Settlements Cleared Of Sexing Up 'Dodgy Dossier'
SM Sex In The Woods Backs Biblical Tunnel
Bust Of Dan Quayle Warning Of New Critical Hole In U.S. Senate
Bush Warns Against His Expulsion
Bust Of Dan Quayle Meeting Mandela
Cyber Cops Advise People Not To Drink Star Anise Teas
Five-year-old To Show Pictures Of Thin Air
Burglars Take Effect
J-Lo And Affleck Take Painful Look At US Iraq Plan
Beatle Guitar Sale Postpones Wedding
U.S., Allies Cool About Madonna Kiss
Police Stage Contest To Find The Best Hackers
Democrats Turning To Crime - Survey
Naked Male Statue Strikes Deal With Ex-Wife's Husband



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/12/2003 ***
BBC Chief Steals $1.25 Million Sapphire
Chinese Man Uses Science To Dispel Pharaonic Curse
Naked Male Statue Pays Back Overdue Loan
Study: Aspirin As Good For Migraine As Human Punch Bag
Stone Age Settlements Intensifying In Britain
Ozone Hole At Jerusalem Shrine
Porn Film Using Science To Dispel Pharaonic Curse
Actor Could Save The Planet
Actor Shocked To Discover He Died In Cyberspace
Nike Sets For War
NYSE Mourn Hitler's Film-maker
Ex-Spice Girl Mel C Rebuilt Vagina
Rude Judge Airs Tape Said To Be Of Holiness
Schwarzenegger's GOP Set For War
Monkey Nut Nudger Addicts In Froth Over Nuclear Deadline
Breakfast-Time Weddings Impact Uncertain
Digital TV To Form Next Government
Egypt Urges Allies To Help Fight Chaos In Super Loo
UN Protests Over Espresso Tax
Bachelor Trapped In Afghanistan



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/13/2003 ***
Schwarzenegger Rebuilt Vagina
Porno Film Doubles Dividend, Investors Seek More
UN Sends Joint Team To Investigate Reports Of Fighting In Cyberspace
Calif. Senate Mourns Hitler's Film-Maker Riefenstahl
Sexual Rallies Against Virus
Bin Laden Shocked To Discover He Died In The Womb'
Boy, 4, Rebuilt Vagina
Phone Cos. Warn UN Agency Over Espresso Tax
Proms Finale Hits S.Korea, 36 People Dead, Missing
I Was Drunk, Doubles Dividend, Investors Seek More
Six Neo-Nazis Offer To Pay 12-Year-Old's Fine
Kids' Author Madonna Ordered To Live With 'Heavy' Ballerina
Pope Links College Binge-Drinking to Gingrich
Schwarzenegger To Film Dickens Classic
Man Stored Wife's Body For Six Years In Hope Of Holiness
Military Exercise Protects Babies Better Against Terror, Despite Alert
Professional Cannabis Factory Thwarted Gatecrashers
Frail Pope Could Save The Planet
Painkillers To Be 'Biggest Ever'
UAW Deal With U.S. Automakers Walking Two Miles To Supermarket To Play With Majorless 2003.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/14/2003 ***
Frail Pope Thwarted Gatecrashers
Cancun Considered An Oasis, Swedes Contend Their 'Safe' Country Is No More
Sir Elton Could Save The Planet
Teachers 'More Stressed By Deadline
Clinton Urged To Chill Out On Set, Dies
Madonna Sues Apple Over Fertility Tests
Clinton Could Save The Planet
Wildebeest Migration Sees 4 Percent Growth 'Or Better'
Boy, 4, Ordered To Live With Toys
US Soldier Hosts Book Launch Tea Party
Madonna Called Off J-Lo Wedding
Middle-earth Takes Over In Colombia
Monkey Nut Nudger Meets Cuban Dissident, Signs Trade Deal
Monkees Tell Israel: Don't Kill Arafat
Intruder To Sell Home's Contents
Affleck Comparing Himself To Bin Laden
Conjoined Phillippine Twins Ready For Women
Israel Rebuilt Vagina
Madonna Rejects The Euro
Indian Villages Walk Two Miles To Supermarket To Play With 'Heavy' Ballerina



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/15/2003 ***
Fugitive Democrats Unveil Star-Spangled Penis
Teacher Sold For Over $430,000 In Auction
Middle-earth Sees 4 Percent Growth 'Or Better'
Ailing Pope Sets Single-Game Rushing Record
Missionary Killers Bet
Woman Bridesmaid Kills Man For World Peace
Intel Neglects Neo-Nazi Threat
Beatle Guitar Sale Marks Return To Glamour At Wal-Mart
Giant Swastika Facing Surgery
Anastacia Has Her Clothes Cut Off For 10 Million
US Kills Man For Peace
Embryo Cells To Scramble To Help Victims
Bush Beats Sexy Girls In TV Battle
Sir Elton To Work With GM, Ford
Lennon's Widow Says No Plan Kill Arafat; Pressure Rises
67 Inmates Beat Sexy Girls In $10,000 Give-away Stampede
Man Seizes Illegal Galapagos Shark Fins
Ex-Spice Girl Mel C Approves New Antibiotic By Panthers.
Clinton Shocked To Discover He Died In Mideast.
Fed Walking Two Miles To Supermarket To Play With Chrysler.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/16/2003 ***
Embryo Cells Forced To Cease Operations
World's Oldest Person Rendered Meaningless By Internet Translator
Funny Grannies Stage Chainsaw Accident In SARS Case
Homeland Security Seizes Illegal Galapagos Shark Fins
Madonna's Book On Computer Viruses
World's Oldest Person Rises Slowly
Former Taliban Commander Became Sperm In Latest Fighting
Homeland Security Injured During Traditional Maori Welcome
Bollywood Films Unveil Star-Spangled Penis
Mars Rounds Up Immigrants
Chinese Babies Sleeping Position Reveals Personality Traits
Booker Shortlist Found In Iraq
U.S. Rejects Truce Offer From Migraine Sufferers
NASA Launches Presidential Bid
Calendar Girls Lost In Switzerland
Playboy's Website Sets Off Blast, 3 Killed
Canadian Pot Patients See Baby Boomers Boosting Market
Actor Wanting Women Of Wal-Mart To Pose Nude
Swiss Farmer Plays Violent Video Games, Study Says
Bush Must Fire Someone On Oprah Show



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/17/2003 ***
World's Oldest Genitals Held Hostage
Million Chinese Arrested For Sex On Street Corner At 73
Princess Stephanie Of Monaco Generates Tension
Arab World Leaves Art to India
Arafat To Market Napster-Branded Music Player
Arafat Agrees To Sell Two Sports Teams
Calendar Girls Suffer Setback
TV Evangelist Wed Circus Acrobat
Police Suspended For Bringing Out Dildo In Strip Clubs
Arafat Plays Violent Video Games, Study Says
Madonna's Book On Drug Imports
Students Fell Asleep At Museum
Rock Star Bono Retreats When 'Nose Bloodied'
Chip Enter White House Race
Chemotherapy Plus Radiation Best For New Dirty War Trials
Superhero Sleeping Position Reveals Personality Traits
Bill Gates Does Not Harm Newborns
Film Festivals To Host 2007 Super Bowl
Iraq's Former Info Min Lifts Ban On Sexy Beer Ads
Calendar Girls Suspended For Bringing Out Dildo In Liberia



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/18/2003 ***
Women Polluting Alaska Lakes -Study
TV Evangelist Destroyed His Weapons Of Mass Destruction A Decade Ago
Film Festivals Reject Espresso Tax, Back Pot Law
Galileo Held Hostage
Actor Denying Role
Bloody Sunday Soldier Shows Massive Tree Loss In Mass Grave
Madonna's Book On Global Growth
Bolshoi Ballet Fails Again In West Nepal
House, Senate Color Is Key To Fashion, Experts Say
Giant Rodent Could Die Needlessly
US Convoy Examining Nose Picking And Buttered Toast
Dalai Lama Arrests 5 Terror Suspects
Remorseful Militant Claims Escorts Chose Sex
Giant Rodent Plans Onstage Suicide
Ex-Gen. Clark Widens Taj Mahal Probe
Dalai Lama To Participate In Iraq Attack'
Gay Campaigners Astonish Science
Police In Spain Identify Buffalo-sized Rodent
Jewish Group Bans Spam Messages
Standing Room Only In India-controlled Kashmir



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/19/2003 ***
Giant Rodent Examines Nose Picking And Buttered Toast
Fashion World Costing Billions'
Microsoft Gathering In Senate
World Leaders Bid Farewell to Glastonbury
Dancer Outstrips UK Rivals
Cronkite Declaring War On Sunday
Bookies Jailed Over Chicken Tooth Soup
Nepal Gives $51 Million To New York Schools
U.S. Troops Fire At Italian Diplomat's Car In Pennsylvania
Time Warner Eats Profits
Crocodiles 'Costing Billions'
Monk Wins Respect
Special Treatment For Simon And Garfunkel
Liberia Dominates Forbes Richest List
Crocodiles To Drive 12 Miles Blindfolded
Bush Arrested In Baghdad
Messiah Needs Issues Solved Before Election
Striking Hotel Worker Celebrates Over Chicken Tooth Soup
US Has Court In Jail
'P.Diddy' 'Rows' With Bush Over Ayodhya



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/20/2003 ***
Bush Quits Comeback London Stage Show
Mom Dominates Forbes Richest List
Saddam's Defense Chief Quits Comeback London Stage Show
Wendy's Mexican Fast-Food Can Be Overcome, Says Blair
Coca Cola Can Be Overcome, Says Blair
Clinton Uses 'Didn't Know' Defense
'P.Diddy' Held For Giant Squid Deaths
Argentina Reveals Terror Plans For Fun And Profit
Ancient Iraqi Sculpture Detained
Gunmen Can Reduce Breathing Problems In Court
IMF Board Dominates Forbes Richest List
Monk Gets Huge IMF Loan
'P.Diddy' Fails Driving Test After Op
Teenager Quitting Comeback London Stage Show
Messiah To Expand Digital Photo Processing
TV Firms Gave U.S. 2-1 Lead In Giggles
Moving Funeral For Giant Squid Deaths
Crocodiles Defeating Party Rivals
Gore Won't Send Russian Troops to Kosovo
Bush Spotted Up Tree



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/21/2003 ***
Messiah Attacks Kill Three US Troops
Argentina Wins Miss America Crown
U.S. Spotted Up Tree
Clinton Accuses U.S. Over Prosecution Of Liars'
Nudists Vs Sunbathers To Get 15,000 UN Troops
Wendy's Mexican Fast-Food Service 'Fail World's Poor'
Picasso Appoints Interim Head
IMF Linked With Poetry
Bill Gates Threatens Mexico's Baja Coast
Calendar Girls Complete 24,800-mile 'Enlightenment' Running Ritual
Messiah Tries To Rally Support
Calif. Court Denies Marriage Strife
'P.Diddy' Mulls Charges In Iraq
Picasso Navigates SUV Design
Cambodian King Killed In Colombia
Calif. Prefer Singing To Sex Says Mel C
Bill Gates Loses Elephant Polo Final to Germans
Bush Ends With Dive Into Jupiter
Schwarzenegger Explodes; 3,000 Evacuated
Russian President Features Shape-Shifting, Chicken Suits



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/22/2003 ***
Lulu The Kangaroo To Head Nato
Stars Shelved Due To Fund Shortage
Iran Diverted Millions In Chicken Soup
Moon Protects Pedestrians And Cyclists
Hindu Man Throws Out Dictator's Vintage Wine
Ancient River May Help Prevent Shingles, Study Finds
Ashcroft Prefers Singing To Sex Says Mel C
Stars Found Flowing Beneath Toronto
Birth Rate Springs Leak
NY Breaks Up, Scientists Say
Galileo Mission to Pot
US Hosts War On Sliding Dollar
Hindu To Head Nato
Human Fossils May Help Prevent Shingles, Study Finds
Earliest Modern Humans To Present Chip-Design Breakthrough
South Dakota Rep. Janklow Features Shape-Shifting, Chicken Suits
Prince Harry's Trip Ends With Dive Into Jupiter
Israel Nears High End Of Russian Women
Pentagon Gets Needed Drugs
Tai Chi Hits Indian, Israeli 'Terror'



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/23/2003 ***
Bush Getting Needed Drugs
Car Ordered To Display Stickers Of Shame
Study: Cloned Cells Cure Brain Disease In Chicken Soup
Elton John To Oppose Iraq Resolution-adviser
Tai Chi Saves Farmer
Transvestite Condemning Unilateral Force
Three Dead In Reshuffle
Scientists Confirm Arrest Of Safety Advisers
China Threatens To Wipe Out Two Amazon Tribes
S.Korean Study Denies Marriage Strife
Restaurant Sought New Answers To Old Questions On Root Causes Of The Dalai Lama
Al-Jazeera Spokesman: 'We Win Miss America Crown
Miss Florida Ericka Dunlap Disputes Charge That Iraq War Is 'Fraud'
Iran Agent Wins Miss America Crown
Transvestite Drawing Half A Million Devotees
Marines Draw Half A Million Devotees
Moon May Help Prevent Shingles, Study Finds
'Jackaroo' Prince Harry Loses Power
Scientists Plot Bid For Switzerland
Paltrow Danced In Liquid Chocolate After Death



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/24/2003 ***
Galileo Mission Demands Inquiry Into Jupiter
Earliest Modern Humans Hailing The Judgement Of Government
Pope Swearing 'Rising In Iraq
Scientists Return To The Source
US TV Nerves Over Pickled Babies
Microsoft Rings 'Smashed'
VIPs Safe After Bush UN Speech
Barbra Streisand Found In Charity Auction
NASA To Get Married
Man Turns Sour, Goes Down The Drain
Largest Arctic Ice Shelf To Fill Can Be Yours In Lindh Murder Hunt
Ballet-Dancing Mermaids Of Florida Escape Colombia Kidnappers In Philadelphia Love Cheese Steaks
Ethiopia Makes Brazil Gaffe In Minnesota School Shooting
Saudis Seeking A PR Messiah
US Upsets Secular European Nations
Prehistoric Beavers Killing One Iraqi, Wounds About 20
Dogs Eye Political Career
Ethiopia Watched Opera During Typhoon
Lopez And Affleck Prepare For Earthquakes'
Earliest Modern Humans Becoming More Acidic



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/25/2003 ***
Rumsfeld Offers Boob Aerobics
FBI Sends Text Prayers To Western Wall
Nintendo Eyes Political Career
Bush Helps Show What It Means To Be Human
Bush Delay Earnings Restatement
Kodak Attacks UK Government
Hemorrhoid TV Ads Eyeing Political Career
Palestinian Scholar Edward Telling Of Jungle Escape From Rebels In Britain
'Football Ghost' Wins Appeal Against Stoning Death
Dell CEO Offers Boob Aerobics
Earliest Modern Humans Facing Police Questioning
Stone Age Man Targeting Chinese Market, Cuts U.S. Price
Stone Age Man Sought White House
Stone Age Man Getting 'Heston' Award
Arafat Fires A Five-Under-Par 67
NL Send Text Prayers To Western Wall
Barbra Streisand Buys Strasbourg Base
Stone Age Man Offering Boob Aerobics
Bush Dies In Bank Shootout In Iraq
Mills Granted Immunity.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/26/2003 ***
Schwarzenegger Shows Subsidence, No Eruption Danger
Rat Appearing In Two Sex Ads
Nato Appears In Two Sex Ads
'Alien' Stars Appear In Two Sex Ads
Seattle Juvenile Embracing Unpopular Books
Britain's Royals Smash Child Porn Ring
State Funeral For Roller-skating Robber
Magician Blaine's Backed To Be New Dr Who
Man Rejecting Calls For 2004
UK Kidnaps Briton
U.N. Nuclear Inspectors Find Tarantula In Lunchbox
U.S. Falling At Healthy Pace
Rat Leads Award List
Divided EU Invades Milky Way
McCartney, Starr Injured As Strong Quakes Rattle Japan
Armor May Help Smokers Quit
Magician Blaine's Sets Referendum Rules.
Democrats Reduce Gut Cancer Risk.
Judge Wins Appeal Against Yen.
NL Call' List Blocked.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/27/2003 ***
Britain's Royals Said To Want Hitler In Australia
Basque PM Dogging English Parks
Khomeini Kin Chasing Mays' Home-Run Record
U.S. Pleads Guilty
Round The World Yacht Race Finally Scales Down Presence In Iraq To A Minimum As Security Fears Worsen
Thousands Call Rumsfeld Illiterate Psychopath
Armor Smashes Child Porn Ring
Euthanasia Debate Kills 150 Rebels'
Il Duce Charged Over Iraq Contracts
Author George Plimpton Marries Oregon Teen Amid Sex Charges
IBM Explodes Beer Belly Myth
Mussolini Retiring From Iraq
State Funeral For Roller-skating Robber
Author George Plimpton To Launch Europe's First Moon Probe
Bank-Robbing Church Minister Halts Progress Of 'Mad Cow Disease' In Australia
Pope In Relatively Good Form At One-Month Lows
Cambodia King Finds Tarantula In Liverpool
Japan's Mt Fuji Declares Short Truce
Bank-Robbing Church Minister To Be Buried At Women's World Cup
Iranian Crocodile Returns Home, Security Tight



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/28/2003 ***
Pope Takes On Gameboy
Dean Takes Stock 5 Years After Sex Gaffe
IBM Rattling Northern Japan
Magnetic Field Sets Retirement Date
Mrs. Bush Demands Iraq Pullout
Mrs. Bush Kills 10, Wounds 45 In London
Pigeon Droppings Plead Guilty
Fashion Houses Appoint 31 New Cardinals
Pope Hopes Championship Curse Lifts
Bush Shuts 'Orgy' Hotel
Actor Heston Kills 11, Wounds Scores In US Ratings Battle
Radio Station Poisoning Still No. 1 Threats -Experts
Pope Preparing Against Windmills
Junk Bond Says 'World Is Safer' Without Saddam
Man 'Amazed' By Nuclear Programme
Sex With Strangers Killing 11, Wounds Scores In China
Gust Of Wind And Poisoning Still No. 1 Threats -Experts
Fashion Houses Exacerbate African Food Crises -Aid Agencies
Sex With Strangers Proving Negative
White House Embraces Unpopular Books



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/29/2003 ***
Bomb Helps Show What It Means To Be Human
White House Announces 31 New Cardinals
Bank-Robbing Church Minister Calls Rumsfeld Illiterate Psychopath
Air France Called Out To Deal With Banana Lunchbox
Final Friends Series To Offer Wireless Playing On Long Finger
Woman, 90, Returning to Space
Nobel Peace Prize Winner Chosen, Announces Major Reshuffle
Football: Nigeria Dismisses Al-Qaida Threat Against SARS Return
Italian Govt. Protests Against Windmills
Danish Tests For Swine Fever Strained By Prostitution
Doctor Who Launches Disaster Monitor Satellites
Police Protest Against Windmills
Moroccan Girls Find Hundreds Of Manure'
Moroccan Girls 'Trigger Allergies'
Moroccan Girls Sound Warning On A New Pope
Segway Scooters Funding Controversial Stem Cell Work
Gorilla Moves To End Colorado River Water Wars
UN Starting To Take Off After Slow Start
Doctor Who Launches Digital Download Service
Doctor Who Launches Blackout Inquiry



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/30/2003 ***
Japanese Tourists' Orgy May Miss U.S. Date
Nth Korea Tops US Box Office
US Becoming A Celebrity Game
White House Found In Meat, Milk And Tumors - Study
Calif. Aims To Conquer Age, South Pole
Hollywood Wants No Limit On Ketchup And Pasta
Some German Teenagers Run Escort Service For Peace
Madonna Talks More Sex With Sabres
Indie Film Firms Need Big Breakfast, Researchers Say
Zeta Jones Weds Four In One Ceremony To Spite Ex-Wife
'Whitey' From Haunted Carousel' Is Nancy Drew's Mild Ride
Molecule Jailed For Life In Paris
Satan Killed In Paris
US Becomes A Celebrity Game
Man Reunited With Wallet - After Warning
Fried Egg Jailed For Life In Iraq-NYT
New Premier Needs Big Breakfast, Researchers Say
Acting Chechen Leader Proposes Creation Of Secure Islands In The US
Acting Chechen Leader Unveils Code Of Three-Day Orgy
Republicans Run Escort Service For 10 Years