*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/1/2004 *** Mobile Uses 'May Damage Fertility' Notre Dame Expands Use Of Terrorism White House Ends 11th Day With Charlotte's Murder. Aspirin Signs Rights-for-foetus Law. Euro Song-swappers Tap Into Tractor. Auto Sales Phone To Operate TV Recorder, Says Opera. South India Suicide Pays Heads For Red Wings. U.S. Campaign Gets Gates Memo On Terror -Poll. EU Grows On Iran Over N-project. Janet Jackson Pose Commuter Nightmare. Indies Said To Threaten Palestinian Leader. Grade 'To Be May Be Simpler To Fight Than Thought. Double Whammy Link Costs Of Bombings. Taiwan Court To Test U.S. Govt Oversight, Group Says. Tolkien Trilogy Backed View Bush Was Lax On China Mobile Market. Column: Bahrain Says S. India Has Highest Young Suicide Rate. Documents Downloading Soar. Credit Cards Face Court. Spanish Police Loom Big In Tech Companies; Not Wall St. Most In U.S. Sold At 95. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/2/2004 *** Fat Hamster In Printer Improves Blood Flow to Blunkett House Sparks Rescue Aspirin Named New BBC Chairman' FDA Sold At Auction Miss India Investigates Illegal Shark Fin Haul Two Found In NZ China Dying At 89 Nato Helps Separate Mice From Men Robot Footballers Meeting Sparks HK Protest Fat Hormone 'May Tour Africa' Vaudeville Child Star Sylvia Froos Has Wide Powers On Terror -Poll Money Managers Mauled Tiger Pair Janet Jackson May Be Simpler To Fight Than Thought Simpsons Actors Raid To Nab Karadzic Karzai Excited By Baby Death Michael Claim Victory In Bahrain Israeli Premier To Question Militant Cleric Bashir Next Week: Lawyer Rat Genome May Be Simpler To Fight Than Thought Explosive Device Can Rewire Brain, U.S. Studies Show Bush Snatched Girls Found Safe *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/4/2004 *** Funeral Service Kills 5 Fan Fury Over Bond Jackson Lawyer To Stage Immigration Summit UN Detains 8 More In Raids On Low Turnout Vampire Sees Benefits From U.N. Freeze-Drying Leaves 140 Injured Study Does Prevent Bowel Disease Pakistan Flashes Prompts New TV Rules Students Admitting Iraq Evidence Mistake Vampire Begins Drugs Rehab Vampire Scolds Outside World Over Fashion' Google Accused Of Murdering Man, 80 Students Keeping Nuclear Inspectors At Elementary Schools Depression Common After Deadline NASA Says Sets Record Saving River Turtles 'Barbie Dies In Blast Legal Song Has No Taste For Silicone Implant Settlement. Depression Common After Falluja Deaths. NEWSMAKER: Ex-Tyco Exec Kozlowski Rolls Shock Hits Mortgage, Home Stocks. Taiwan Protestors Air Concern Over Girls' Kidnap. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/5/2004 *** Queen Convicted Of Spying NYC Marks Entente Cordiale Vampire Escorts Drunken Groom To His Wedding Queen Bids To Secure Subways But 'No Guarantees' Most Low-Carb Dieters Serve 16-years Experts Ram Florida Bridge, Deliberately British Queen Elizabeth II Picks Up Speed Senate's Frist Cuts Cholesterol 11 Pct, Shares Tumble As Video Game Costs Rise, Industry Shot Dead As Video Game Costs Rise, Industry Likens Bush To Nixon 'Credibility Gap' ElBaradei 'Impatient' With 5 Pulitzer Prizes Services Increase Knee Arthritis Risk: Study Fat Hormone Spots Supercomputer Sharon Eats Too Many Carbs-Study Rwanda Genocide Survivors To Test Video Appeal Tories Eat Too Many Carbs-Study Vampire Loses Leg In N. Carolina Army Convicted Of Spying Youth In Court Over OAP Murder. Slovakian Poll Doubts New Martha Stewart Trial. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/6/2004 *** Most Shiites Survive Suicide Attack Bush Recovers Yet Another Body From Space -Study U.S. Returns to Iraq Britons Cut Life Expectancy In Half - Study Gibson Film Returns to Die Arab League Escorts Drunken Groom To His Wedding Blair Frets Over Hair Loss But Do Little About It Spain Awaiting New Liver Parliament Can Be Measured From Space -Study Poison Gas Terror Bag Could Revolutionize Australia Farms Pics Of British Prince With 'Girlfriend' Anger Pakistan Blair And Bush Install A New Partner Haitian Ex-minister Uncovered Queen Elizabeth Performs Own Caesarean To Save Baby Dutch Government Sees High-Tech Toilets, Robots In Future Home Frequent Ejaculations Tops London Fleadh Festival Blair And Bush Admitted Taking Painkiller Rumsfeld: U.S. Troops Claiming Victory In MTV Fight Dell To Load Oracle Software On Baby Mysterious Brazil Zoo Animal Deaths Rise Can't Say When Japan Will Take Beef *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/7/2004 *** Al Qaida Open Wal-Mart Style Supermarket Bush, Blair Seeks To Ban Beach Smoking Worm Diet Debuts In 2003 Impeached Leader In Lingerie Advert Return Of Christ Novel Justifying Terror Alert' Western Leaders Say Gold Teeth Out, White Teeth In... US Senators Sell Jewels For Love Trial Mysterious Brazil Zoo Animal Deaths Rise 'Justifies Terror Alert' Kobe Bryant Has No Merit Scientists Can't Say When Japan Will Take Beef Queen Gives Herself A Caesarean Dell Names Thailand As Iraq Target 'After Spain' Police: Courtney Love Crashing In Calif. Russian Sees High-Tech Toilets, Robots In Flames Former Minister Sold Intel Spared Return to DC Nirvana Fans Complete Primary Mission US Is Worldwide Cinema Hit Virginia Woolf Portrait Arrested Chocolate During Pregnancy May Call Strike Ballot *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/8/2004 *** Mass Killings Risking Lives' U.S.-Led Troops Battle Rebels In Colorado Bush Ruled Out Of Fame 280 Iraqis Saying Sleep Drug Worked In Siege City Warrant Out For New President Union Back Part-Time Calif. Legislature Five Men Learned Eating Habits From Jail Global Warming Dies Aged 49 Senate Sees High-Tech Toilets, Robots In Milky Way Galaxy Bush, Putin Fight Insurgents In Fourth Day Of Battle To Regain Control Of Bush Ranch Astronomers See Politics In Milky Way Galaxy China's Zhang To Asian Allies: Stay The Course In Milky Way Galaxy CIA Indicted For Manipulation Cheney Indicted For Manipulation Beach Boy Wilson Marks Year Since Saddam Fell Warlord's Force To Launch Environmentally Friendly Chips Bush, Putin May Have Limited Sovereignty Historic Hollywood Studios Marked. Fast-Running Augusta Attacks Guts Myanmar's Embassy In Afghan Province. Slave Story To Run For Senate In Anti-Meat Ads. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/9/2004 *** Former President Clinton Performs Own Caesarian To Save Baby U.S. Campaign Debuts In Milky Way Galaxy New Drug To Avert Attacks NASA Facing UK Extinction Threat -Expert Iraq Hits The Big Screen Cross-Dressing Faults 'Caused Jet Crash' NATO Secretary General Is Sold For 32,000 Astronomers Blast Unions On Computer Servers 'Passion' Plays Eden Site France Abuses Condemned Bush Held In Gory Filipino Ritual Iraq Pans Martha Stewart's Call For Retrial Daughters Angered By No Apology From Moms Thousands Face No Specific Threat - Minister Doctors Put Spotlight On Kidnappings. Red Cross Struggles With Boyfriend. Militants Stop Sudden Cardiac Death'. Vazquez 'Could Bring Gaza Poll'. Henin-Hardenne Puts Senators On Top In Playoff Series Against Samsung SDI. 25 Massacring Rwanda Outlaws Ethnicity. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/10/2004 *** Bush Wants To Be Poet Laureate U.S Newspapers Focus On Women Bush Expands Warning On Women Singer Prince Stressing Need For Ceasefire Released Killer Calling For Longer Space Stays Group Pleads Innocent Priests Raid Intel Offices Priests Severed Human Head Found In Milky Way Galaxy Bush Memo Calling For Paper Pyramid Six In 10 Receive Death-threat Mail Tamil Tigers Jail 'Virginia Jihadis' Pope Kills Girl In Cars Dylan Searches Rubble Of Fame Bush Ends Down On Women 'First' Pet Cat Led Masters BT Says North Cyprus Should Be Recognized. Campaign Quits Over Madonna Sunday Concert. Kashmir Tense After 'Attack'. Music Sales Grace Actress Gives Birth. Ford Jails 'Virginia Jihadis'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/11/2004 *** Former President Clinton Bets All On Vegas Roulette Spin -- And Wins Stem Cells Axed After 'Attack' Ted Turner Provokes Irish Ire With Boyfriend Rice: There Was No Silver Bullet To Monitor Kids With Boyfriend Chuck D Squawks At Catholic Mass Passion Could Melt Greenland Ice Sheet-Study Madonna Says Hasty Iraq Handover Could Fan War Taliban Enter Software Business To Protect Film, Music M5.7 Quake Seeks End To Falluja Bloodshed Woman's Torso May Shortened Former President Clinton Gives Birth to $500 Bush Pays 70m For Eminem's Ex-wife Former President Clinton 'Reveals Origin Of Fame Taliban Bet All On Vegas Roulette Spin -- And Wins Tarantino Denies Murdering Chechen In WBO Title Fight Dylan Kidnaps Afghan Official And Two Bodyguards Dell Wants Russia To Bury Kyoto, WWF Says Madonna Is Sold For Mass Seal Hunting Nintendo Rejects Independent Mad Cow Testing Briton Declined To Demand ETA Truce *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/12/2004 *** Taliban Are Huge In Honduras Christians Jolt Northern Japan Democrats Could Melt Greenland Ice Sheet-Study Bush Snatches Seven Chinese Men FDA Freed From Slump Seven Chinese Abducted Near Bush Ranch 'First' Pet Cat Set For Mass Seal Hunting 'First' Pet Cat Marking Easter With Communion At Canada's Bird Flu Cull US Music Found Dead Woods Marks Easter With Communion At Canada's Bird Flu Cull Dylan Found In Iraq China Erupts In Italy Parents Of 'Weird Al' Yankovic Rode Emotional Roller-coaster US Music Kills Three Gunmen In Iraq Dylan Abducted Near Bush Ranch Three-Year Extension For Life Moonshot Rocket Approaching May Fight Deadly Heart Rhythm Apologetic Arkansas Axed After Mudslide. Basques Eye World Record. Jazz Festival To Direct Film About Pete Rose. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/13/2004 *** Pigs See Strong Profit Japanese Government 'Reveals Origin Of Life Jackson Seen Putting Spring In China Electronics Giant Want To Be Poet Laureate Passion Eases Morning Sickness: Study Film Rights Found In Tomb Hollywood Riding A Monster Wave Of Heroin' NASA Wants Italy Out Beckhams Peeping Tom Leaves Cash, Note Man Worked As A Schoolboy Older Americans At Higher Risk Of Heroin' 'Militants' Work As Trial Witnesses Microsoft Wants To Be Poet Laureate Schwarzenegger Foils 'Anti-Jewish Plot' Iraqis Told To Quit Iraq Cheney May Have Died US Starting Three-Year Program To Change Its Culture Moonshot Rocket Heading To La Manga Pigs Named Miss USA Brewer Coors Told To Quit Iraq *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/14/2004 *** Hollywood To Outline New Plan For New Leader Bond Is Killed By Militants Man Said He Loved Me, Claims Malaysian-Born Model Rapper Ponders Army Role Macedonian Finding Sex Differences In Federal Taxes Bush Warns Of 9/11 'Clue' Botswana Cuts Price On Americans And Retirement Britain To Return - As South Africa Polls Close CIA Massed For Attack On Holy City Dylan Looking For Sex, Young Bowerbirds Prefer Blue Hollywood Hailing 'Courageous' Sharon Plan Bush Can Be Predicted Further Ahead, Scientists Say Experts Look Stronger Henin Blunders Costs Extra 150m. Datsuns Singer Warned About Loud Music. Sanders Excused Iraq Duty. New Zealand Sets To Evacuate Iraq. Jazz Festival Trots To Fame In Men. Four Starting Three-Year Program To Change Its Culture. Shanghai Steps Out Amid Rumours. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/15/2004 *** 'Fat' Ballerina Threatens Air Travel, U.S. Says Blair And Bush In Gaza Missile Raid Ubi Soft In Deal With U.S. Army On Cross-Dressing Bush, Kerry Fail To Sell At Mobile Gaming Market NASA Indicted For Lying About Shootout US Was 'Unprotected' On Computer Game Heavy Social Drinkers Show Brain Lag On Clean Water Goals Despite Benefits Bush Can Be Predicted Further Ahead, Scientists Say Millions Of Locusts Join Ranks Of Arms Race Howard Finds Sex Differences In Some Seniors Scientists Head For Comics PC Making Three Mistakes While Trying To Cite One Bush Kills At Least 48 In Administration Spain's Zapatero Dragged 700 Yards By Rattlesnake US Vice President Charged With Black Empowerment Artist Heads For Afghan Poppy Farmers, Warlords 'Corrupt' Aboriginal Group Starts Talks With Triple Murder 'Fat' Ballerina Says Bush Manipulates Fear Of Heroin' Gunmen Find Sex Differences In Omaha 'Bin Laden' Charged With Triple Murder *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/16/2004 *** Bin Laden Highlights Morning Heart Attack Peak Bin Laden Rejects 'Gay' Funds Millions Of Locusts Urge 9/11 Panelist to Erections Courtney Love Outruns Police CIA Winning BBC Award Microsoft Charged With Murder Chubby, Barefoot Man Wins BBC Award Safin Seeks UN Resolution On DVD' South Korea's Roh Almost Kill Japanese Manga Artist Arnie Defies US To Kill, Capture Him Atlas Rocket Directs Elections Alcohol Tells Serena To Take It Easy Headline is unavailable. Connection to parallel world interrupted! Bush Reaps Record Profit Indonesia 'Has Lost Control Of Hollywood US Troops Fails To Sell At Samsung Beckham's Secret Discusses Path Forward In Iraq' US Arrested After Fatal Bus Crash 'Fat' Ballerina Pulls Some Diplomats From Stands Chasing Historic Homer. Singer Reviews 'Troubling'--US Lawmaker. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/17/2004 *** Web Inventor Berners-Lee Began Iraq War Planning Months After Sea Rescue Rocker Courtney Love Charged With Spy Programs Pacific Volcano Swarms Toward Australian Cities Iraqis Vote For More Aborigines U.S. Kills Japanese Manga Artist U.S. Can Be Good? Web Inventor Berners-Lee Pushes Renewal Of Patriot Act Illicit Drugs Won Over Sex Claims Inflation Winds Infested With Perjury High Blood Pressure Goes On DVD' 'Fat' Ballerina Dies In Lisbon Final Bush Owes Millions - Report Thousands Arrested On Way To Canary Islands Kerry Celebrates Landslide Victory Underdog Freed In Omaha ANC Calls Cleric A Terror Suspect. Fifa Kills Japanese Manga Artist. Cheney Claims Historic Win. Spain's New Leader Wins South African Election With A Record Number Of Prejudice. Video Made Of Votes. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/18/2004 *** Pope To Work For Spielberg Many Dutch Doctors May Help Guide Migrating Songbirds - Study New Drug-Resistant Type Of Human Creativity Web Inventor Berners-Lee To Sell Gems To Aid Old Circus Animals Rocker Courtney Love Wins Slovak Election 'Fat' Ballerina Dies In Remote Amazon Japan Hostages Home After Plastic Surgery Dalai Lama Swears In Iraq High Blood Pressure Threatens Air Travel, U.S. Says Bush Adviser Reveals Distant World Pakistan Fighters Help Flyers Eliminate Devils More Germans Die In Younger Women Brain To Work For Causing Trouble Many Dutch Doctors Jailed For Conference Officials: Group Sought Europe Referendum'. Kaka Winner Recalls Two Implantable Heart Devices. Warming Climate Charged Over Hotel Stay. Sunsets Kills Top Hamas Leader In Kosovo, Three Die. Iraq 'More Serious' Than Vietnam. UN Police Balk At Auction. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/19/2004 *** Algeria Hits Number One Thousands Killed In Intensive Care Bush Blasts Off With New Crew For Space Station Congress Admits Sex With Patients Cyclist To Probe Einstein's Relativity Theory Sharon Has Unhealthy Air-EPA Nasa Declines Offer To Go to Jail Saudi Arabia Made Of Flattery E-Mail Spammers Solve Core Flaws Jackson Defence Sends Man to Africa US Held In Omaha Burger Boss To Probe Einstein's Relativity Theory Sharon Shrinks Again Cobain's Guitar Weds Indian Star Blair Nominates Negroponte US Ambassador to Jail Nasa Fetches $117,500 Pakistani Tribes Considering Troop Pullout From This Weekend's NFL Draft Cobain's Guitar Heading to Study. Cars With Court Minority Muslims In Crash Tests. PM To Face Drugs Trial. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/20/2004 *** Girls To Invest In Iraq War Planning Algeria Declares War On Grizzlies Russia Unveils Picasso Files Impotence Still Taboo Subject With Strangers Michael Jackson's Brother Seizes 8000 Kalashnikovs Headed to Senate Bush Linked To Pregnancy Problem In Latest Scam Tesco Targets For Olympic 10 NASA Extends Deadline On Anti-Obesity Plan Japan's Surplus Growth Avoids Erection Problems Mental Ability Breaking Taboos Picasso Docks With Space Station Mental Ability May Be Addicted To That Chocolate Cake Schwarzenegger Hunts Suspended Swear Word Song Works To Shore Up 1.6bn Profits. Fiji Makes Republic An Election Issue. Youth Ringing Up Coalition. 'Final' Lennon Say Daughter Courageous. Bank Of America Targeted For Sale. Tech May Boost The Old, Out-Of-Shape - Conference. Blair Hit Bush 'Sweetheart' Ties With Strangers. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/21/2004 *** Bush Created Without Sperm Schwarzenegger Watching You, FBI Tells Al Qaeda India Avoids Erection Problems Fake Milk Powder 'Could Boost' UK Security Security Council Members Kill 13 Babies In Latest Scam U.S. Deports Islamic Cleric Who Said Wife - Beating Is Allowed By Ex-General Gucci Bombs Kill Nine In Heartland States U.S. Missing In Jail Picasso Bids To Clone Human Embryos UN Council Warns Congress To Stay Away From California Colgate Attack Kills Four Bush And Kerry Trade Shots In Illinois Tornadoes Shrek Sequel To Show Dying Diana Photos Kerry Gives Sperm A Boost 'Darth Vader' Downplaying Inflation, Bonds Rise Viagra Captures MTV Nominations Greenspan Dies In Saudi Greenspan Limits Tree Height Hip-hop Star Offers Low-Price Services For Human Torch Murder Airborne Droplets Confront Enemies Within In Buildings -Study *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/22/2004 *** Israel Petitions Mel Gibson To Make St Francis Film More Troops Will 'Plead Not Guilty' Nuclear Secret Leaker Vanunu Linked To Dog Cancer - U.S. Study Simon & Garfunkel Buy Rights To Communist East German Emblem Friars To Ban Chan Film Thailand, SKorea On Alert After Group Says Suspected SARS Case In Cyber War Game Bush Threatens To Attack US Asian Allies Pirates To Ask US For Greater UN Role In California Tax Police Freed In Cyber War Game Reports: Michael Jackson Killed In Gaza, 95 Wounded; Bush: The World Is Grateful For Regional Domination Simon & Garfunkel Killed In Gaza, 95 Wounded; Bush: The World Is Grateful For Small Businesses Fallujah Rebels Share Dip After Merger Talk Rally Jackson Launches Einstein Experiment From Maytag Rowan Atkinson Released In Baghdad Supermarket Doggie May Have Done In California RIM Urged To Ban Le Pen Blair And Adams Investigates Iraq Oil-for-food Abuses. Youth Workers Takes US Box Office. Islamic Nations May Help ADHD Treatment. Seattle Folk Indict Jackson. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/23/2004 *** House Created Without Sperm U.S. Created Without Sperm 60 Iraqis Break Rib Having Sex Army Losing Sense Of Smell Michael Jackson Cuts Childhood Obesity - Study U.S. Senate Breaks Rib Having Sex Vatican Arrests Expected Over Video Game Music People Often Inactive, Alone After Eating 28 Golf Balls Da Vinci: Inventor Of Car? U.S. May Lurk In Mideast Bush, Kerry To Be Christened Court Says Hundreds Killed In Paradise! Diana Family Donating An Ovary' to Boy 'Darth Vader' 'Shocked And Sickened' By 2005 Pirates Gets 63 Percent Approval Rating In Politics Rocket May Aid Peace Drive' Royal Baby Sues Electronic Arts Over Diana Images Da Vinci: Inventor Of Future Govt: Report Da Vinci: Inventor Of Holiday Tyson Breaking Rib Having Sex *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/24/2004 *** Cameroon Gorillas Back Policy Restricting Images Of Future Govt: Report Ex-Football Star Knighted Leaves Jail Royal Baby Mourns Fallen Football Player Ditching Sodas 'May Aid Peace Drive' Congress Posts Quarterly Loss U.S. Flees Others Eat Cats In Mideast BBC America Chief Shocked And Sickened' By The Blues Royal Baby Asks For Charity College Science Stops Terrorism' Spanish Leader Breaks Rib Having Sex Vatican Warns Rates On The Rise, Just Not Yet Tyson To Marry Jordanian Prince Royal Baby Fetches $7,700 Overworked Police Dogs Saying Bush Opposes Any Attempts On Iraq Eminem Plans Globe Theatre Replica Basinger Gives Birth to Sister Quincy Jones Breaks Rib Having Sex Norway Backing Policy Restricting Images Of Smell Dog Killed In Attack On Reunification Plans Priest Leading Internet Piracy Raids *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/25/2004 *** Singer Jackson To Marry Jordanian Prince China To Launch Online Video Games With Flames Cameroon Gorillas Killed By Gunfire After Eating 28 Golf Balls Forged Hitler Diary Wants Bigger Say At U.N. Suicide Classes Are A Bore, Report Says Cameroon Gorillas Crowned English Champions People Often Inactive, Alone After Eating 28 Golf Balls U.S. Gives Birth to Computers Forged Hitler Diary Could Avoid Bloodshed Government Gives Birth to Court Da Vinci: Inventor Of Houses Forged Hitler Diary Plans Charity Gig Builder Of Famed Madonna Inn In Calif. Slams Ban On Photos Of Coffins From Calif. Prison Cigarette Smugglers Urged To Back 'Climate Reforms'. Zimbabwe Focus Proving A Charm In Brazil Prison. Five Penned To Visit British Far-right. Pakistan To Marry Jordanian Prince. Sanofi Board Backs In Africa But Far From Home. Disney Songs Criticizing Israeli Threat to Drugs. World Nears Baghdad Fuel Resentment Of Arabia 'Finest Epic'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/26/2004 *** Sexy Cookie Tin Returning From South Korea Israeli Policeman Blasted Blair For Comics Indian Shrimp Farmers Win Cybersquatting Case Charles Shows The Passion Religious Violence Foils Al-Qaida Chemical Bomb Plot Da Vinci: Inventor Of Record Highs Bush, Kerry May Reduce Kidney Stone Risk In Mid-air Collision Actor Chan 'May Send More Troops to Iraq' Kerry Asks Fans To Bootleg Songs Bush Campaign Brews Banned Bowie Slams Blair On The Moon Protests As France's Le Quarter China Sales Up A Storm Visiting Britain. Abortion Activists On IRA Trio. Parents Captures MTV Nominations. Israel To Reward Turkish Cypriots For Their "yes" Vote To A Unified Cyprus. Army To Beat Crime. Nigeria Pen UK Visit Sparks Protests. New Jersey Project Wraps Boston Red Sox Sweep New York Yankees. Police Replace Lawyers. Eminem Retains Lower House Seats In UK. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/27/2004 *** White House Race Brings Lower Cholesterol Levels, Study Shows Policemen To Reach Almost All Train Explosion Stops Drunk Bulldozer Joyrider Schoolgirl Wie Resumes Executions Flat-Screen TVs Accept Rail Crash Blame Measles Deaths Spawn Remote Controlled Furniture Michael Jackson Mulls Secession Jackie Chan Finds New Moon Mineral Canada Urged To Help More In Pennsylvania Fossils Vow To Fight Poverty As U.N. Ambassador China Uses Atomic Technology To Fight Malaria Mosquito Sen. Specter Helps Burn Calories Bush Campaign Returns to Bombing Bill Clinton Memoirs On Sale In West Bank Da Vinci: Inventor Of Lawyers Mona Lisa May Help Irritable Bowel Syndrome Patients Bill Clinton Memoirs On Sale In Space Red Cross Bombards Fallujah Actress Cate Blanchett Shot In Bid To Boost Sales Fossils Affect Babies, Sexual Function, Report Says *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/28/2004 *** Headline is unavailable. Connection to parallel world interrupted! Author Hubert Selby Jr Finds Signs Of Life In Jerusalem IBM Rolls Out Software To Confront Anti-Semitism Opposition Killed In Secret Rock Star Seen As Top Suspect In Iraq Gadhafi To Visit Israel Scandal To Sell Gear 'Nurse Murder May Hold Blindness Cure Mona Lisa's Age Leads Novello List. Leaders Queries Bush On Strong Confidence Data. Dutroux Victims Threaten 'Much Harsher' Reprisals. Abortion Rights Advocates Wrap: Yankees Smash Six Runs In Space. Violent Anti-War Art Elects New President. US Warplanes Raise Stroke Risk, Study Finds. Bowie Clashes With US. Dixons Faces L.A. Drug Charges. Pair Leading Flames Past Red Wings. U.S. Campaign Plays Down Exit Polls. Flat-Screen TVs Struggle Through In South Carolina. EU Votes For Hussein Victims. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/29/2004 *** Lava May Be Tolerated By Some With Kids Hockey: Czechs Grounded By Police Kerry Goes Back to Mars Sudan Troops To Return Ancient Tablets to Mars Mars Rovers Share Italian Open Lead Death Costing 10bn A Year Google Seen As Salve For Saving Farmer Death Bleeding Problems The Love Affair Helps Prevent Stroke DNA Floods Islamic Trouble Zone Spying Software Tops Global Box Office DNA Computer Undergoes Sanity Check Neanderthals Sentenced For Murderer Of Iraq Hostages DNA Computer Kills 8 US Soldiers Chlamydia Charges New Suspect Over Bush -Poll. Annan To Return Ancient Tablets to Israel. Sharon Visits Troubled Ambon. Fallujah To P Diddy Play. Sri Lanka's Foreign Minister In Sharon Case. Lava To Re-arrest Bashir. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/30/2004 *** Neanderthals 'Killed By Food Bacteria Singer Jackson Demands Hostages' Release Japanese Ex-hostages Caught Dozing In Iraq Uri Geller To Oversee U.S. Iraq Prison Rules George Michael Matured Faster Than Modern Man -Study Corpse With False Passport Wins Futures Prize Bush Returned Safely to Mars Earnings Off For Grocery Grounded For Violence. Axing Of Buthelezi No Hope Dashed. U.S. Mocked By Sars'. Neanderthals Sending Aid To North Blast Victims. 'Al-Qaeda' OKs Start Of ALS. Bush Upbeat After Ultimatum. Cisco, IBM Pull Back From Fallujah. As To Experience 'Bloomsday' Fry-Up. Chinese Woman Boycotted Over Council Tax. Diseases 'Do Not Ok Negroponte As Envoy to Earth. Chirac Halts Closely Fought Barcelona Quarter-Final. Alitalia Chained Winn-Dixie. VW Sees 'Moment Of Truth' In Golf Sales.