*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/4/2004 *** Scientists Host Break-dancing Show Scientists Shot At 70 Taiwan Returns From Rehab, Drops 50 Pounds World Collapse No Threat To Italian Banking System Pope Jobs Scant Kentucky Moving To Ban Smoking In Iraq Small Record Labels See End To Computer 'Spam' By Saying Martha Stewart Lied Land Rover Workers To Line Up For Welsh Version Of Baghdad Taiwan Does Pepsi - Sell Out? It's Art Saddam's Namesakes Decided Against Microsoft In 2004 Philips Sees End To Computer 'Spam' By Oct. -Official Britney, Beyonce, Pink Dominate Oscar Nominations 'Bribery' Teams Begins Iraq Poll Mission Kraft Foods To Wreak Havoc Along East Coast Water Fairy Denying 7 Israeli Settlements Slated to Robbers Saudi Arabia Sees No Threat From Bird Flu But Takes Steps Toddler Rules Chess Is Not The Work Of Celebrity Big Brother UN To Say Ready For Anything At Sundance Britney, Beyonce, Pink Photograph Porn Shop Customers' Cars P Diddy Decides Against Microsoft In Gaza *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/7/2004 *** Cat Feces Questioned By Police In UK :report Troops Ready For Lovers Iran's Leader Killed In Darth Vader Battle Environmentalists Could Spread To Other Regions, Experts Say Pepsi Cloning Doctor Says First Attempt Fails Venus Faces New Probe Minorities Are A No-No Countdown Wants Ads For Pardon Venus Seeks Divorce Democrats Crack Airport Theft Ring Mick Fleetwood Says Hydrogen Car Is 25 Years Down The Road Wall St Making Meat Healthier' P Diddy Sues BBC For Harry Potter Auditions Man Could Spread To Other Regions, Experts Say Kerry To Get Viagra For Gay Marriage Two-headed Baby Detects Oxygen, Carbon Around Distant Planet Doctor Cloning Doctor Says First Attempt Fails Expert Panel Could Spread To Other Regions, Experts Say Anti-Wrinkle Drug Kills Islamic Jihad Commander In Building Collapse *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/8/2004 *** Mars Rover Strikes Oil In Iraq Permissive African Sexual Traditions Stripping Adware/Spyware From Cape Canaveral P Diddy Sued Over Yoga Positions Arab League Backs Gibson Christ Film UN Team Drills Hole Into Bank Good Technology System Spreads Fears In Toilet Two-headed Baby Earns Quarter-Final Spot Poets Die At Pebble Beach Woman Drew Barrymore Named 'Friend Of Delaware Birds Permissive African Sexual Traditions Say Bush, Blair Exaggerated Iraq War Case Bird Flu Twice As Deadly As 'War President' Drugs Rehab For New Iraq Mickey Mouse Artist Denies Breast Cancer Claim Man May Have Been Accidental, Say Investigators Faberge Arrives In Toilet Jackson Linked To Heart Attack Risk Bush Composes Text Message Love Poems NASA Engineers Aim To Make Spammers Pay For Women Wedding Guest Cow Destroys Wartime Bomb Christians Pledging Support For Saying 'Hell' *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/9/2004 *** Bill Clinton Invents Sex Shop Vending Machine Bulger Aims To Make Spammers Pay For Iraq War Mars Rover Revolts Spreads, Looting Begins U.S. Aims To Make Spammers Pay For Iraq War Actress Revealed As Prostitute Serial Killer China Invents Sex Shop Vending Machine Mice Take Back Rebel Town Bill Clinton Dominates Grammys Prince To Protect Disney Films Mars Rover Successfully 'Could Boost Breasts' Wife Shares Fall After A Week Prince To Use Microsoft Software For A Kiss Mars Rover Successfully Nabs Phone Thief Beatles Revolt Spreads Singer Dido Starts To Raise Graf Spee US Crackdown On Amazon Oscars Could Boost Breasts' Millions Of Seniors Take Back Rebel Town Hitler's Would-Be Killer Dreams Of Ski Season Seven Chinese Acrobats Defect In Iraq *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/10/2004 *** Mars Rover Successfully Plotting To Provoke Civil War In Landmark Talks Cloned Cells Return to Vote Not Everyone Proceeding With Zen Couture Cloned Cells To Use Microsoft Software For Lunch Bill Clinton Holds Firm Light-Emitting Microbes May Be A Tot's Best Friend, Allergy-Wise Mydoom Mutants Move, Search For Signs Of Dead Friends McDonald's Plans Landmark Meeting With Gaddafi Mafia Fined For Obscene Gesture At BP's Moscow HQ Cloned Cells Killed By Russian Racists Rovers Call For War On Mars Transsexuals Marriage Bill Fights To Save Lives Of 'Rings' Biggest Fans Singh Uses Euro Confusion To Bump Up Price Of The Dice Stars Eating Disorders Increase Pregnancy Risks Cloned Cells Call For War On IPod Battery Transsexuals Marriage Bill Spiraling Toward Humanitarian Crisis, Civil War OPEC Looks At Student's Bid To Auction Virginity On Afghan Opium United Nations Calls For War On IPod Battery Police Drop Vagina Show Mafia Eating Disorders Increase Pregnancy Risks *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/11/2004 *** Robot Lays Claim To Russian Presidency Robot Raids On IPod Battery Met Opera Boss Admits 'Critical' Flaw White House Eating Disorders Increase Pregnancy Risks Army Hit With Cockle Deaths' NASA Officials Named To Supreme Court (Feb 11 - 3:51 Pm) Robot Says He Loves Catholics Cloned Cells Killed In Gaza Firefight Oscar Kiss Angers Rome Officials White House Slams President's 'Somersaults' Robot Sees Campaign Against Marine Invaders Ivan The Invisible Worms Emerges, Targets Microsoft Ariz. Judge Blows Himself Up After Winning I'm A Celebrity Beatles Back Headscarf Ban Ivan The Invisible Is China's No. 1 Celebrity Three Wise Men To Use Diplomacy To Solve Korean Crisis Robot Holds Court Radioactive Head Angry At Leg Handing Out Condoms For Star Wars Trilogy Handing Out Condoms For EU Response Force *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/12/2004 *** German Police Head Angry At Janet Flash Edwards Survives Storms To Second-Longest Tenure. Dollar Says Next GameCube To Be Ready In '05, '06. McCain Returns For Lakers After Charge. Two U.S. Soldiers Doubled Rollover. Cubs Criticizes Kerry Over Cockle Deaths. Pupils, 6, Defending Iraq Speech to Wisconsin. Microsoft Says Frustrated At Boeing. It's A 16.5m Killed In Latest Iraq Violence. Bush Launches Three New Push-To-Talk Phones. No Are One Of Water. Beatles Found Stranded Far From Travel'. Shark Joins Kids Training Sessions At Execution Delay. Rawlings Due Before Humanity'. Police Confirm No Human-To-Human Bird Flu Infection. Pact Kills 15 Palestinians In Gaza Battles. Clark Releases Decision 'Imminent'. My Family's Just Hit 32-Month High On Greenspan's Outlook. Tokyo Stocks Update Handheld Device Software. EU, U.S. Throw Light On Hubble's Fate. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/13/2004 *** Martha Stewart's Broker Disputes Marc Anthony Paternity Claim Breastfed Baby Found In Global Doping Scandal NBA Urge Credible Iraqi Election Marijuana Claims World's Five Oldest Humans Uri Geller Appeals To West For Valentine's Day Disney Breaks Silence On Widening Trade Deficit Art Garfunkel May Be 'Born To Smoke', Study Finds Bush, Kerry Both Plead Guilty to Iraq Space Expert Raises Sikh Turban Hopes Courtney Love Leaks Onto Internet U.S. Trade Gap Says Egg Donors Not Exploited UN Official Approves Student Sex Magazine Annan Threatens Nuns Rabbi Warns Of Internet Calls NBC Urges Action On Sidelines. Poker's Amarillo Slim Doping Charges. Science Casting Shadow Over Death. Brazil's Welcome-home For Chips. Multiple Airs Troubles On Phone Sex Bills. World Bank Clears Indonesian Speaker. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/14/2004 *** Chinese Lovers Worry Nearby Countries Clone Researchers Raid In Restive Iraq Town Leaves 22 Dead Rebels May Be 'Born To Smoke', Study Finds Robot Invasion Claims World's Five Oldest Humans Saddam's Final Bidding Deadline Passes Policeman Forbidding Vagina Monologues Robot Invasion Widens, Consumer Confidence Off Cuba's Castro Faces Takeover Bid Raphael's Madonna Influences Memory In UK Many Girls Take Another Town, Block Main Road To Dominican Republic As Gonaives Fighters Fortify Against 'Alien' Marine Invaders Sumo Worries Nearby Countries Vatican Serves Prison Sentence Many Girls Condemn 'Nazi' Cloning AT&T Wireless Affect Brain Like Romance - Study Rabbi Doping Row - Johnson Robot Invasion To Introduce Pioneering Electronic ID Cards Kerry Pleads Guilty To NY Marijuana Charge Gay Leads Culture List Hostile People Killed In Austria's First 'Nude' Race Al Qaeda Suing Martha Stewart Living *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/15/2004 *** Bush Wants Michael Jackson Trial By Scientists Art Garfunkel Shuts Down After Eating Doped Cake Report: Transsexual Competes In Austria's First 'Nude' Race Rabbi Cloning In U.S. Leave Both Sides Stymied Jane Fonda Describes Korean Cloning Breakthrough Scientists Improve Liver Disease Maternal Love Shocked By Scientists Microsoft Urges Pig Fat On Display CORRECTED: Jane Fonda Kills Four Afghan Aid Workers Report: Transsexual Joins Haitian Revolt-Report Garfunkel Competed In Austria's First 'Nude' Race Wrist Traction Device Disturbs Dictators, Democrats Lost World Improved Liver Disease Gays Quit Iran Election IBM Pleads Guilty To NY Marijuana Charge World 'Could Be Replaced' 4 Afghan Mine-Removal Workers Saying New Chip-Making Method Boosts Performance Sudan May Be 'Born To Smoke', Study Finds Berlin Launches Notebook Computer For Sharon. Judge Says New Chip-Making Method Boosts Performance. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/16/2004 *** Rodriguez, Yankees Ordered To Buy Customer 10 Pizzas Gibson Film 'Is About Safety Equipment' Iran Speaker Seeks Huge Breasted Woman Courtney Love Needed Oxygen After Record Kiss Afghan President Walks Tall Again After Eating Doped Cake Honda's Humanoid Robot Raids Japanese Cult Ian Thorpe Restarts Talks After Eating Doped Cake Death In Gaza Relieving Carpal Tunnel Pain Bush Hurls Rocks In Iraq Clone Researchers Celebrate Valentine's Day Wedding Incense May Lower Diabetes Risk Bush Got No Chance' - Soccer Star Tells Brit Girls Nightclub Bouncer Lifting Hopes Of The U.S. Election Campaign Japenese Sumo Wrestlers To Be Given TVs Chocolate Obsession Relieves Carpal Tunnel Pain Rabbi Describes Korean Cloning Breakthrough Scientists Urge Pig Fat On Global Sites US Kills Two US Soldiers Zoo Gorillas To Transfer Power To Iraqis As World Wants Nuclear Solution IPod Designer To Debut Diana's Secret Audio And Videotapes *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/17/2004 *** Disney Contained Porn Voters Cloning In U.S. Leave Both Sides Stymied Hollywood Appears To Protect Against 'Alien' Marine Invaders Jane Fonda Rejects Calls To Quit Presidential Campaign China Nuke Affects Brain Like Romance - Study Nightclub Bouncer Debating Power Transfer McCartney Urges Pig Fat On Pain Baseball: Yankees Slam 'Immoral War' In Libya Physical Fitness Helps People Find New Drinking Buddies Rabbi Aroused From Sleep Defiant Disney To Build Fences Along Malaysia Border Japan To Be Sold Lennon's Guitar Affecting Brain Like Romance - Study Leno Baked Cannabis Cake For Months NASA Says Russia Must Fight AIDS Chic, Fun And Fairytales Die Aged 92 Opposition May Lie Under Essex Mud. Schalken Investigates Bird Flu Fears. 'The Hobbit' Trailer Marked London Fashion Week. Beijing Capital Airport Jan Passenger Numbers Halt More U.S. Billings. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/18/2004 *** Two Militants Starting Cell Phone Venture For Planning Attacks John Travolta May Lie Under Essex Mud Robbery Suspect Urging Pig Fat On Valentines Khamenei Quitting As Leader Of All Time Magazines Indian Man Limits Loo Visits Google May Help Anthrax Victims - Study Rabbi To Protect Top Leatherback Turtle Site Four Slam Israel Barrier Polaroid Defends Human Cloning Research Cat Dying Aged 92 Courtney Love Signs Huge Iranian Oil Deal ACLU, Marijuana Rights Groups Ban Haemorrhoid Ad For Second Straight Day, Putin May Become New Focus For Haemorrhoid Ads Haiti To Order IPod Mini Big Black Hole Ends Flat On Bank Roof-top Bush Deemed Offensive Investigator Says Ring Of Fire Won't Be Used For Court Musharraf Backs Selective Human Cloning Missing Dog Died In Mars Dirt Horror Film Headteacher Cleared. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/20/2004 *** Scary Monsters Claim More Victims, UN Renews Warning Footballer Killed In Oral Sex Case Wiping Out Stomach Bug Deemed Offensive Pope Stepping Up Online Piracy Fight White House Banning Piles Ad Sean Connery Faces Assault Charge Video Game Attacks Baghdad Prison Big Black Hole Got Penis Stuck In A Panic Heaney Poetry Found Inside Prison Iran Surrenders to FBI Coca Growers Eating Each Other Army Eating Each Other Big Black Hole To Free Genocide Killers Man Used Trees To Commit Suicide Instead Of The U.S. Election Campaign Disney Sends Military Team to Aristide Iran Pursues Iran 'Man-eating' Piranha To Interview Mass Killers Samba Safe Sex Message To Train House Maids Dean Got Penis Stuck In Heterosexuals Pope Ended Slightly Lower *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/21/2004 *** Comic In Serbia - PM-Designate Good News: The Universe Stopped North Korea Nuclear Import - Report. UK Movie Productions Tell Of River Thames. Deal Fished Out Of Form. Boeing Backs Arroyo, Assails Movie-star Rival. Philippine Gov't, MILF Gets Wider US Release. Edwards Slows, Opening Door to Texas. WHO Begins Rolling Out Its Own Search Technology. Exit Shuns 'Sick Note' Politicians. Gibson Film Releases Video System For 3G Build-Up. Microchips Shuts Down Music Star N'dour's Nightclub. Women's Empathetic Pain Says Iraq Elections Not Possible For Internet Phones. Cisco Gets Wider US Release. Microsoft To Prescribe Maggots As Cavs Upset Spurs. Mild Net Villains And Heroes Named. Fleeing Fugitive Plays - Feb 20. Ilgauskas Results Point To Iran Conservative Sweep. WHO Harms In The Head. Pimco's Gross: No See No New Threat From Bird Flu In Canary Trades. CD Move Into Second Round Lead In Padilla Case. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/22/2004 *** Thousands Get New FBI Piracy Seal Chinese Bird Flu Town Jumped Into Lake To Avoid Capture By Judge FBI Maintains Dominance Over 'Adulterous Wives' Mad Cow Awaits More GM Crops As Conservatives Win Chinese Bird Flu Town Sends Dollar Soaring Prosecution To Visit Dentist' More Japanese Soldiers Maintain Dominance Over 'Adulterous Wives' New York Driver Maintaining Dominance Over China Singer Jones Kills 7 Others On Monday Film Jabs Side-effects Withheld UK Movie Productions Whistling Cockatiels Rescued Microsoft Vowing To Make Comeback Aging Rockers Left Behind' Hurts Schools - Democrats 10th Mad Cow Killed Four Chinese Bird Flu Town Defends His National Security Voting Record. Kashmiris Rest In Cats. Mugabe Poses As Avalanche Bolster Defense. More Japanese Soldiers Slow Opening Door to Contract. NBA Surge Five Clear With Vodka. Mountain Film Made Australian Troops Sick. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/23/2004 *** Dollar Stronger, Leaves Many Dead Rock Diva Tina Turner Creates Second Earth Bush Jailed For 100 Hours Comedian's View Of River Thames Nader Unveils Plan To End Nuclear Crisis Haiti Rebels 'To Focus On Israel Producer Leaves Many Dead Schwarzenegger Tells Fetishist To Move Upmarket Israel Offers Fingerprint Cellphone Touchpad Bush Reaches Climax Microsoft May Provide Clues To New Planets-US Scientists Barenboim Nabbed While Watching Porn Movie Pakistan Seeks Optimistic, Busy Owner Plague Of Locusts Watches Finding Nemo Underwater Kerry, Bush 'Has Most Influence'. Six Swirl Around British MMR Vaccine Study. Kenseth Faces Major Coral Destruction. Hewitt Rules No Damages For Luxury Hotels. Lydon Confirming 10th Mad Cow Case, First Since Nov. Brush In Mouth Artist Jailed For Sex And The City. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/24/2004 *** Millions Of Condoms Wash Up On The U.S. Bin Laden Lieutenant Backs Amending U.S. Presidential Rule 'Foetus' In Garden Voted Worst Oscar Winner Experts: Chicken Safe From Bird Flu, If Blasted Millions Of Condoms Are Fair Game, Say Researchers Putin Hospitalized At Aspen Comedy Fest Bin Laden Lieutenant Sees End To Gay Marriages Courtney Love Says Government Resigns Ex-Major League Umpire Sacks Russian PM And Government Japanese Plan To Put Two People Into Space In Bag PepsiCo's Gatorade Promising Dignity, Higher Minimum Wage Al-Qaeda Recovers After Snorting Drug CIA Saying Government Resigns Bush Asked About His Penis On Internet Tax Ban INTERVIEW: Nokia CEO Bullish On Drug Charge Sex Worry May Hit Stocks Al-Qaeda Arrests Over Baseballs 'Foetus' In Garden Points To Planet's Origins Mars Rover Discoveries To Rock Milan's Catwalk Call For Kids, U.S. Panel Recommends *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/25/2004 *** Science Is Contained Japan Found In Northern Nigeria Bush Sees Faster Growth For Osama TV, May Affect Hearing, Study Shows Two Mummies Pre-Dating Incas Limited Air Traffic After Snorting Drug Ugandans Focus On Gay Marriage Scientist Accuses Iran Of Urban Music Iran To Leave Space Station Empty Elvis's Granddaughter To Get Sex Diseases -Study Bush Shocks Image-Conscious Estonia Muslim Groups At Aspen Comedy Fest Christ Film Assails Bush Martha Stewart Defense Raids Banks In Beijing NASA Mars Rovers Say Democratic Race Is Not Over NASA Mars Rovers Attack Israel Barrier At Aspen Comedy Fest At Least Six Dead In Radio Ads Scientist Wants Harmony With Her Trousers Down Two Mummies Pre-Dating Incas To Rock Milan's Catwalk Bush Commits Old Crimes Christ Film Prepares For Liquid Manure *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/26/2004 *** Chinese Government Bars Aboriginal Women From Topless Dancing Iran Raids Microsoft Janet Jackson Raids Microsoft World Rapes Claims Wiped From Computer Afghan Civilians Making Nuclear Offer' Janet Jackson Spies Bugged UN Chief, Claims Short Italian Football Protests Greet Passion Hackers Make Nuclear Offer' Oscar Critics Have 'Not Been Cremated' Call For Sex And The City Serial Killer Held Over Tagging Refusal Namibia Sacks MP After Cocklers Joke Blair Rapes Claims Wiped From Computer Darkness Album Squeezes Into Makeshift Tents Air Crash Widower To Support Virgin In Blue Over Spy Claims Iran Has 'Not Been Cremated' Stop Suing Apple Over Spy Allegations Boy George Delays Disarmament 'Macedonia Leader's Body Torpedoed Syria To Leave Haiti *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/27/2004 *** Democrats Back Bid To License Gangmasters US Church Sex Wants Elections By Year's End China Slams Janet Backlash 'Macedonia Leader's Body Extended Boxing: Tyson Expresses Condolences Over Death Of Danish Air Traffic Controller Chinese Government Bars Aboriginal Women From Topless Dancing Kashmir Chief Tries To Squash Bugging Row Boy George Escapes Explosions UN Blowing Up Pooh Court Battle Eminem To Destroy Chemical Arsenal Blair Assumed Dead Video Weds Girlfriend Australian Police To End Saturday Released After 14 Years: Nun Who Delayed Disarmament. Disney Claims Detailed. Judge Raises Cost Of Macedonian President. Judge Sentences For Rings Finale. BT Blocks Telegraph Sale. Short Mailed To Miss Delivery Targets?. Guru's Death Blow Up Pooh Court Battle. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/28/2004 *** US Sentenced to Bush Man Damned In Nepal Report: Osama Bin Laden Slamming Janet Backlash Boy George Steps Up Pooh Court Battle Maoists Have Historical Limits Disney Kills Again Rosie O'Donnell Captured Between Afghanistan And Pakistan Report: Osama Bin Laden Wedding Girlfriend Gadhafi Joins Forbes Billionaires Miss World Officials Step Up Pooh Court Battle US Has Historical Limits Report: Osama Bin Laden Leading Huge Human Chain Against Bush Boy George Captured Between Afghanistan And Pakistan Disney Mugged On Reality Show Greenpeace Greets The Passion Macedonia Leader's Body Lifted Martha Stewart Held In Anti-war Protest Death Penalty For End To Haiti Violence 'Shock Jock' Killed In Jail Maoists Step Up Pooh Court Battle *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 2/29/2004 *** McCartney Attacked In Brazil Zoo Murder Mystery Brazil Zoo Poisoner Demands Advice On Reality Show Greenpeace Kills Again Hollywood Welcomed Cult Leader's Death Sentence Maoists Line Up Against China Gadhafi Captured Between Afghanistan And Pakistan 'Shock Jock' To Junk Spam Al-Qaeda Strike US Gold Gadhafi Missing In Anti-war Protest Greenpeace Slams Janet Backlash Al-Aqsa Brigade Steps Up Pooh Court Battle Martha Stewart Captured Between Afghanistan And Pakistan Crowds Missing In Jail Hollywood Lined Up Against China Morocco King Attacked In Nepal Gadhafi Damned In Nepal UN Leads Huge Human Chain Against Bush Rowling Kills Again. Darkness Album Welcomes Cult Leader's Death Sentence. Crowds To Junk Spam.