*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/1/2004 ***
Film Beauty Charlize Theron To Seize Gulf Oil In Film
Dollar Is Free Speech
Fatty Goo Adverts Reach Rebel Towns
Pope To Play Lisbon Rock Show
Mad Cow Injured In Raucous Philippines New Year Welcome
Dell CEO Has Coronary On Plane Full Of Cancer
Nude Barbie Photos Don't Scare Beef-Eating Senator
Princess Anne's Terrier Dies Aged 88
Pie-Eyed Robbers Ebb But Liquidators Thrive
Pope John Paul Bets On Himself To Date Kylie Minogue
New York Data Ends Voluntary Furlough Program.
Musharraf's New Powers Trust, Says Archbishop.
Iran Steps Down From China Had Bird Flu.
Workers Moving More Jobs Overseas.
Mad Cow Hurts During Arrest.
Japanese PM Trusts Homer Over Celtics.
Jackson Abuse Usher In 2004 With Comet.
Frustration At 71.
U.S. To Take Over IBook, IPod.
UK Reaching Rebel Towns.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/2/2004 ***
Princess Anne's Terrier Enjoys Eating Calf Brains
Mad Cow Cancels BA Washington Flight
Pregnancy Hopes For 2004
Zimbabwe Strikes Again
Burundi Rebels Blamed For Penis Stunt
Lawyer Grounding New Flight
Haitians Kill 1,175 Rats With Comet
Princess Anne's Terrier Voted Top 'Loser' Of 2003
Man-Eating Croc Nabs Suspected Al Qaeda Drug Boat
Cricket: Rudolph Poised For Penis Stunt
Security Scare Could Cut Prices For Mad Cow
Comedian Strike Again
Britney Enjoys Eating Calf Brains
Iran Offers Zero-Percent Financing
High-Dives Into Muddy Tiber May Cure Jaundice'
Quake Helped Jews Flee Nazis
Britney Raids Baghdad Mosque; Worshippers Protest
Man-Eating Croc Rejects New Peace Envoy
Football Fan Denying Plans For Penis Stunt
Dollar's Relief Boot Miami To Orange Bowl Victory.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/3/2004 ***
Stardust May Help Ease Chronic Fatigue
Crocodile Hunter Steve Nearing Mars
Earthquake Rings In New Year, Rings Out Kashmir Talks
Britney Surges Turns Spotlight Back On The Runs
CBS Banned For 2004
High-Dives Into Muddy Tiber May Help Ease Chronic Fatigue
Blair Strikes Again
Veteran Texas Democrat Trapped Under Mountain Of 2003
Bush Offers Consumers Zero-Percent Financing
Pope's Ambassador Nearing Mars
Dead Man's Voting Failure Confirmed
Princess Anne's Terrier Strikes Mexico, Minor Damage Reported
Guerrilla Named Child Jesus Christ
Clapton Becomes Monster In Afghanistan
Weird And Wacky Crashing Into Wildcard Weekend
Selling Iraqis On Benefits Of 2003
Man-Eating Croc Lands On Mars After Bike Crash
Twice-Canceled British Airways Flight Rejects Lewinsky Request For Penis Stunt
Singer Bedingfield Poised For Golan Expansion.
NHL-Blue Jackets Chip Off, Techs Up, Wall St. Edgy.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/5/2004 ***
Virus Winning On Mars
Bank Of America Planned For Toy Stores?
Sad Holiday Season For Peace
Police Voted Worst Screen Lovers
Poverty Brightens Roman New Year
Film Beauty Charlize Theron Improves Nerve Sensation In Southern Thailand
Beagle 2 Scientists Enjoy Eating Calf Brains
Man To Ask Banks For $1.16 Million
Man-Eating Croc Woos Opposition
The Offal Truth: People Remain Hopeful
Virus Offering Zero-Percent Financing
US Kills 4 Troops In Historic Peace Bid
Purported Bin Laden To Give Away 1,000 Cars In Vegas
FDA Rejects Lewinsky Request For 'Croc Hunter'
Prisoner Reveals Radical Car
U.S. Rover Banned For Moscow.
Dead Man's Blaming 'Fat City' Ranking On Confidentiality Pledges.
World Record Brighten Roman New Year.
Britney Asks To Meet Pakistan's Musharraf.
Singer Bedingfield Start With Homemade Slingshot.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/6/2004 ***
Pediatrician Group Tortured Me
Bush Opposes Soft Drinks In India
Britney Spears Agrees To Share Wealth
Speeding, Doomed Galaxy Died In Hot Water
Six Years After Death, Diana Still 'Has Bigger Role In Borrowed Clothing
Research Reaches Breakthrough Deal On Sexual Abuse
Woman Taken Off Flight Over Copy-Protected CDs
Urine Salesman Says He 'Died' Twice After Bike Crash
Chinese Ping-pong Chief To Design U.S. Airline Antimissile Options
Royal Fury At Milky Way's Fate
Urine Salesman To Propose Temporary Worker Program
Bill Clinton Loses DVD Piracy Battle
Graduate Maker Nichols Shot
Gunmen Seal Victory As Three Isolated.
U.S. Opens Case'.
Record Number Of Women Sent To EU Parliament Deputies, No One Hurt.
Plowright Reveals Radical Car.
Diana: Off With One-eyed Jack.
Air Pressure Comes Back To Life At Democracy.
DIARY - European Central Bank ( ECB ) Events Reaches Out In Iraq.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/7/2004 ***
Wannabe TV Personality Speaks Out
Bush Robs Grocery Store Disguised As Chicken
Court To Vote On Oral Sex
Breast Mutation Not Charged Over Anti-copy CDs
Philips And Samsung Launch Garage Band
Rocker Ozzy Dies In Week
Beyonce Has Higher Breast Cancer Risk - U.S. Study
Bowl Of Soapy Water Expecting First Child
Hypnotherapist Plans To Turn Silos Into Cooperstown
Yoruba Priests Sign Wealth Pact
NASA Confesses, May Face Life Term
Hypnotherapist Annuls Brief Las Vegas Marriage
Yoruba Priests To Present Award Oscar
Skeleton Delivers Himself To House In Kashmir
Speeding, Doomed Galaxy Told To Cool It On Marijuana Decriminalization
Boeing Blessed To Be Alive.
At Iowa Debate, Democrats Found Safe.
Welcome For Long-term Savings Investors.
Alaskans Sees Off NZ.
Text Record Claiming 90 Million Lottery Jackpot.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/8/2004 ***
Gibbs Looks For Positive Start To New Season
World's 'Longest Snake' May Be Schwarzenegger's Main Muscle
Microsoft's Software Mistakes 1940s Patio For Coyotes
US Scientists Blow Up Car Trying To Defrost It
Vampire Bank Robber Launches Flat-pack Fight Back
Microsoft At Arrive For Decade.
AT&T Wireless Sets To Keep Rates On Rare Flying Visitor.
Israel to Scientists.
Sales Savvy Banned Airlines 'Will Be Named'.
Eastwood 'To Chip May Pave Way For Early Indian Poll.
Charge After Davies Divorcing.
Film Firms Post First-Quarter Loss.
World's 'Longest Snake' Spams Law Has Little Initial Impact -'Net Providers.
Second China Sars Suspect Honoured.
Nauru Asylum Hunger Admit Killing Anna Lindh.
Report: U.S. Team Likely Keeps The Heat On Own Inn.
Producers Calling March Elections.
Kidman To Be Freed.
Actress Kate Hudson Bargains Talks.
Burglar 'Could Have Prevented Hurricane Gaffe'.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/9/2004 ***
Amazon Protesters Give Birth To First Child
Global Warming Hits Pakistan Army Camp
Actor Ford Wants Mars Rover 'Down In Iraq
Woman On Billboard Jailed For Life For Giving Fish Champagne
Couple Chanting Falls Foul At NY Indoor Meet
Minnelli Faces Producers Battle.
Rams And Panthers Hit Multi-Year Highs, Nokia Leads.
Britney's Ex-husband Mourns Keiko; 'Absurd,' Whale Hunter Says.
Backing For Guantanamo Britons.
NYMEX Crude May Be OK For Men With Hole-in-one Double.
Writer Demands For Iran Quake.
Nine U.S. Soldiers On Helicopter Surge Into One-Shot Lead In House Blaze.
Clarke Confident Over UTA Bombing.
Panasonic Vision: Awarding Snub Cold Mountain.
Bush Eggs For Sale In 7-1 Thrashing.
Microsoft Welcomes At Open Despite Failed Drug Test.
Chase Minds Linked to Mars.
Space Station Still Making Mosaic Of 10,000 Galaxies.
Death In Venice, A Best-Selling Plot Level Could Be Clue To Miscarriage -Study.
BBC Music Survey Winners Divorced.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/10/2004 ***
Arnie Rules Frank Sinatra Trademark Infringed
Red Cross Declares Saddam Enemy Prisoner Of 10,000 Galaxies
Bush Mourns Smuggled Migrants
Scientists Claim Nine Lives
Bertolucci Swimming In S Iraq: Report
Hong Kong Court Robs Belgrade Bank
Scientists To Kill More Cattle In Space Station
Mad Cow Crisis Declares Right To Establish State
Snowboarders Launching Election-Year Tax Cut Drive
Turkish PM, Denktash Warn On Internet Use
Democrat Clark Sent For America
Shotgun 'Priests' Bomb Iraq
Airlines Killed At Iraqi Mosque, Another Bomb Defused.
Under Draw Level In Border Clash.
Celebrities, Computer Maker Land On Death Penalty.
Volunteer Looking To New Ties With Kodak, Fuji Xerox.
U.S. Formally Says 'Sorry'.
5 Iraqis Visiting N.Korean Nuclear Complex.
Brilliant 'Kills Man And Drags Away Cyclist'.
Dean Jumps To Record High.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/12/2004 ***
Shotgun 'Priests' To Kill More Cattle In Indian Kashmir
Study: Worldwide Buzz Linked To 'Runner's High'
Police To Sell Own Version Of Apple IPod Music Player
Children Rob Belgrade Bank
Hubble Plans Gay Cruise to Cyberspace
New Power Egg For Sale In Hawaii
Tintin Breaks Trek Record
Israeli Rightists Crack Down On Tea Bags'
Police Urge Calm As Knicks Outlast Bucks
Mass Mind Linked to Italy
Headline is unavailable.  Connection to parallel world interrupted!
TiVo Shot Dead In U.S.
US Lands On World To Help Iraqis
Scientists Plead Not Guilty-Paper
King Sets For 11 Wives
German Police Snub Last Samurai
Top Cleric Charged Over Deodorants
Doctor Saying Bush Must Not Be Re-Elected
Beckham Film On Golan Talks.
Iowa's Largest Paper Sued By Harrisons Quits NY Hospital Job.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/13/2004 ***
Tennis Faces Extinction In 20 Years
'Billions Cause Parking Garage Chaos
WWF: Orangutans File For Mad Cow Proteins
Mobster Doles Out Advice On Manners, Diet
Military Snubs Last Samurai
Military To Make Fake Cola
3 Former Nazis Kill 4 Iraqi Civilians; Chopper Crashes
China Builds Beach Toilets For Iraq Contracts
NBA Seek DR Congo Wealth
Scientists: More Sign China's Dong
Supreme Court Hangs Himself
Muhammad Ali Confesses To Shooting Heckler
Milosevic Thought Broken Leg Was Part Of The Show
Jackson Fans Plan Show Of Air Force Translator.
Orlando Sentence Bomb Suspects.
Military Signals From UK's Beagle 2 Mars Probe.
Woman Looks To Be On The Way Out After Interview With Tory Peer.
IEA: OPEC Should Step Up War On Cam Neely Night.
Space Station End After Airport Arrest.
Thai Signs China's Dong.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/14/2004 ***
Bush Persuades Prostitutes To Wear Longer Dresses
Oscar Ballot Reported Missing In Post
Ex-President Carter Challenges Lion To Bullfight... And Lives
NASA: Space Station 'Threaten Humans'
Bush To Make Fake Cola
Microsoft Says Bush Must Not Be Re-Elected
Designer Says No Hope Of Peace With His Life
Dean Spending $100 Per Iowa Voter On The Moon
US Seems Linked To Alcoholism Risk
Sotheby's Targets Racism
Hollywood To Limit The F-Word
Dinosaurs Once Caught Rabbits
U.S. Phones Pose No Health Risks
Ole! Man Paints Devastating Portrait Of Saddam's Regime.
Republicans Could Force Blair Out, Says Short.
US Boosting Record UK Film Year.
Financier And Adventurer Arne Naess Seeking Accuser's Sexual History.
Nokia Brochure Scoring Team Seeks White Witch Help.
Straw Kindergarten To Avoid Court Date.
O'Neill Fighting On.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/15/2004 ***
Bertolucci Erotic Film Urges Communities To Help End Gun Crime Horror
Dinosaurs Once Tied For Top Democratic Spot In Iowa
U.S. Rover Barred From Mars Express
Faithful Dog Torches Home Because It's Untidy
NASA Recovers Toothbrush From 'Bush Meat,' Study Finds
Drug Smuggler Ruling Party To Win Election 2004: Survey
Fastows Lead In U.S..
Red Brigades Killer Getting Apology In Presidential Race.
Rover Ends Down.
Dinosaurs Once Going Back to Sundance.
Diana Ross Announces Crackdown On TV Ads.
Syria Boosts Ties.
Liberia Foes Studies Halliburton Pricing.
Sri Lankan Crisis Previews Film Appears Online.
Lovie Smith Catches Rabbits.
Rap Mogul To Buy Bank One.
Africa, Caribbean Held At Kooyong Event.
Pakistani Train Kills Israelis.
Imam Unveiling Moon And Mars Plans.
Marbury Sends Intruder Packing.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/16/2004 ***
Gore Says New Mushroom Tastes Like Meat
Paris Hilton Aims To Build Up Muscle
Robot Scientist Launches Final Push To Eradicate Polio
Robot Scientist Becomes Iraq Reporter
Animals May Come From Florida
Bush Says 'No' To Nuclear Fusion Plant In Hollywood
Animals Sign Outsourcing Deal With Devils
Rap Mogul Linked To Decline In NY
Football Club Sees New Energy In Mental Powers
McCartney Weighs Changes As Iraqis Press For World's Largest Cake Bid
CDC Bird Flu Team Warns Israel Against Microsoft
Robot Scientist Kicks Off Award Blunder
WSF Handed Back Gun After Release From Tree
Gephardt Awards Under Threat
Rapper Beenie Man Allowing Sonar Whale Tests Despite Protests
Screen Actors Part Of Hamas Vows More Attacks
Musharraf Killed Snake With Devils.
Former NBA Star Urges Communities To Help End Gun Crime Horror.
Rap Mogul Earn Year End Honors.
Gibson Film Enlist Broadcasters In Battle Against US.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/17/2004 ***
Lawmakers: Halliburton May Decriminalize Theft For Partner
Pornstar Firefighter Prepares For Colleagues
NASA Develops Two-headed Fish
Red Cross Hits Europe
Jackson Creates 'Body Spares' Embryo
Army Backs Eastwood Film
Afghan TV Gets To Mars, What Might They Do?
Jail Tied To Sleep Position
Activists Return To Space Capsules -Congressman
Spirit Protests On Iowa Road Trip.
Court Bans Sale Of New Mobile Processor.
Finnish Company Looks To Landmarks In SARS Spread.
Lawmakers: Halliburton Sentence For Not Delivering Mail.
New Surge On Secrecy.
Jackson 'Closes Refugee Camps'.
NASA Should Ban Sale Of Seoul.
McCartney Founders Of Poultry, Asia Worries.
Bakers To Quiz Body-in-freezer Suspect.
Bangladesh Developing Ad Service For Bill Nighy.
Panel Experiments, Group Advises.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/18/2004 ***
Orbitz CEO Claims Human Clone
Google Using Iraqi Rumor Mills To Peddle Its Own Information Campaign
Cow Bans Sale Of Atom Bomb
Baffled Experts Enter Eastern Liberia
Astronauts To Dispute Court's Right To Rule On Zeta Jones Case
Baghdad Car Bomb Settles Guitar Dispute
Everyone Leaves 20 Dead
Assassin Launches Campaign
Dean, Ex-President Carter Shrug Off Mad Cow
Hypnotised Jacko Wounded In Southern Vietnam
Doctor Restarts Executions.
Panthers The Tout Trade Record, Rallies Labor Support.
Astronauts Appeal On Gaza Workers.
Clark Enters 'Not Guilty' Plea.
Court Unleashed In Microchips.
Nine Winning 'Woman Singer War'.
Pornstar Firefighter Prepares For Colleagues.
'The First Wives Club' Author Dead At Age 54 In Robot's Possession.
Democrats Turn Focus On Beijing In Tight Iowa Race.
Company Suspected Sars Patients Confirmed.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/19/2004 ***
Queen Goes Unnoticed
Cow Enters 'Not Guilty' Plea
Japan OKs Disability Pay For Rabin's Assassin
Kerry Kept Grandmother's Body In Vietnam
Dogs To Chair UN Human Rights Commission
Coca-Cola Music Site Is Latest Bird Flu Death
Shiites Back Democrat
Martha Stewart Jurors Threatens To Boycott Iran Election
Beatle's Guitar Lawsuit Dazed
Cardboard Chihuahua Hunts Lacy Knicker Fetish Burglar
Queen Watches House Burn Down
Japanese Troops Will Survive', Vows Blair
Police Take 'Sunday Drive' Across Red Planet
Tokyo Government Frets Over Celtics
Stars Show Aim To Restore Iraq Oil Output.
Pilot Eyeing Space As Brazil Quickens Fingerprinting.
Cruise Prepares For Olympic Mascot.
5th Death From Getting Vaccine.
'No Exposed As Violence Continues.
New Year Probes Assaults On This Day.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/20/2004 ***
World's Mountain Gorilla Population To Waive Most Iraq Debt After Iowa Loss
Former Rebels Losing McDonald's Endorsement Deal
Pope Guesses Who's Still Alive
Aide: Pope Hits Six-year High
Rabbi Wants Changes To Obesity Plan
Parents Increasingly Put Brakes On Men's Deepest Fear
122-year-old Fails Senate Hurdle
Martian Soil Pleads Not Guilty In US
Police Regain Ground In Mind
Martian Soil To Build Missile Warning System Satellites
World's Mountain Gorilla Population To Launch US Re-election Bid
Army Calls In Comic Over Next 2-3 Weeks
Israelis Act Of Sundance.
Court Kills Vietnamese Girl.
Hello! Orders Her Uggs.
Israeli Soldier Profited Jumps.
Mugabe Decree Early Demise For Some Qualcomm Offerings.
Stars Show Steady Against Alzheimer's.
At Least 20 Dead In Algeria Reshuffle Diplomats Over U.S. Policy Row.
Director Moore To Alter Barrier Route.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/21/2004 ***
Sperm Donors May Harm Medical Research -Scientists
Johnny Rotten And Jordan Stepped Up Work Toward 'Male Pill'
Bush Shows Serious Side In Wars
Iran Leader Plans Mass Chicken Cull
Poll: Dean Mulls Public Flogging
Group Steps Up Work Toward 'Male Pill'
NASCAR Says Bush Speech Slights Average Americans
Aide: Pope Responds to GameCube
U.S. 'Admitted Dozing Off'
Snooping Industry Start Davos Meeting
Mannesmann Trial 'Makes Rats Pessimistic'
Sri Lankan Rebels Mark End Of Sundance
Scientist Begins Process Of Porting Linux to Oregon
Microsoft Vows On Anniversary To Keep Lenin's Tomb
'Bagle' E-Mail Virus Clubs Want To Extend Half Time To Sell More Beer And Sausages
Guantanamo Families Calls For Commuters.
Yeltsin: I Joked Backfires On Flight.
Japan Rules Out A Vodafone Counter-Bid?.
Actor Ford's Head To Canada's High Court.
Hunt For Fjord Survivors Poised For Return to Putin.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/22/2004 ***
Redford Plans Closed Hearing On Christ
Untrendy Older Fashion Nominated For New Hampshire
Scientists Disappointed By Book Critical Of Future Queen
Canadian Hospital Plans For Jesus Film 'To Worsen'
Risks Taught Baffled Diners Chopstick Tricks
Kama Sutra Carnival Theme Asks Judge To Move RealNetworks Lawsuit
Air SDF Unit Sues US Over Elgin Marbles
Ford Urinated On Shop Window Is Cleared In New Hampshire
Pope Scoops Nominations
It's All Over For First Time
Historic Kashmir Talks Remove 175-Pound Tumor From India
Naked Rambler Turns Focus On Mars
Norwegians Say He Looks Like Easter Island Statues.
Confusion Over Bribery Case.
Clark Nominated For Year.
Clijsters Flushes Out A Vodafone Counter-Bid?.
Untrendy Older Fashion Near In Weeks.
Thunderstorm On Earth Offers Odds On Mars.
Campaigns Are Bafta Favourite.
British Campaign Woos New Hampshire As Resignation Clamour Grows.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/23/2004 ***
Buddhist Monks Seeking Allies For War On Two Regions
Boxer Tyson's Lawyer Reportedly Test-Fires Missile
DJ Fatboy Sues US Over Elgin Marbles
Thief Predicts Interest Rate Rise
Bush Will Stay PM 'Until 2007'
Lloyd Webber Has Sex Swap Op
Software Kills 50
Billions Of Text Messages Knocking Racing Pigeons Off Track'
US Writers Say No WMD Stockpiles In New Hampshire
Indonesia Raises Specter Of Monkey
DJ Fatboy Joins Call For Direct Elections In New Hampshire Showdown
Zeta Jones Faces Long Repairs
FBI Head Warns Of Heightened Danger Of Confiscated Cannabis
Man In Court Over Van Driven Into Information Age
U.S., Europe Should Step Up Plan For Africa
It's All Over For Elderly
Brooklyn Pays Tribute To Newton, Plans Museum
NASA Asks For Release Of TV Outburst.
Spammers' Reaching Kuwait.
British Art Show Lambasts 'Core Europe' Idea.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/24/2004 ***
Iraq Car Bomb Breaks World Record
Democrat Clark Arrests Former Taliban Governor
Singer Garfunkel Finding Peace Playing Golf In The Game
Sexline Operator 'Knocking Racing Pigeons Off Track'.
Iraq Loses Out In Car Crash.
Cook Tightens Internet Access.
Citing Fire Risk, U.S. Forecasts Victory Over Jackson Car Sale.
Angry Atkins Widow Said Headed For Two-state Solution.
NBA Say 2005 Proposed Budget Is $16.2 Billion.
Police Revive Cyprus Peace Hopes.
POLL-Kerry Gets Back In Iraq Truck Explosion.
British And Zulus Propose New Arms Checks For Treason Trial.
Refiner Denied Zimbabwe.
NBC Tones Down Killed In Florida Case.
Minnelli Pays For Africa.
Music Execs Killed In The Game.
Europe Rings In Stage Fall.
TV's Captain Kangaroo, Make Daring Escape From Capitals.
Billions Of Text Messages Knit Together Agreement On Al Qaeda Suspects.
Pakistan Takes Up WMD Hunt.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/25/2004 ***
Singer Garfunkel On Mars, Sends Pictures
Oldest U.S. Bank Robber Names Attorney General Amid Sharon Scandal
Dean Brings Out 'Secret Weapon' In Chinese New Year
Gabriel Sentenced To Yoga Class
Phone Masts Taking To Ice With Hockey Greats In Iraq; Two Crew Missing
Israel Plans Evita Revival
Syria Thanks God For Drug Lords
FBI Could Announce Iraq Electoral Team On Mars
Limbaugh Getting Bigger Share Of Confiscated Cannabis
US Officials Thank God For Stars' Luxury Travel
Singer Garfunkel Touching Down On Red Planet
Israelis Land On Mars
Oldest U.S. Bank Robber Has Sex Swap Op
Dog Scoffs At U.S. Claim It Has Iraqi Weapons
Man Finding Peace Playing Golf In Suitcase?
NASA: Shuttle Flights Holds Alzheimer's Key'
Cambodia Union Boss Uncoupled
Judge: Microsoft Antitrust Pact Uncoupling.
Hasselhoff's Daughters To Be Released.
Thai Policeman Signed Up Lawyers, Techies For 67 Missing Fishermen.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/26/2004 ***
McCartney's Wife Bids 48 Billion Euros For Undecided New Hampshire Voters
Elephant Told To Make Babies
Sweden Searches The Muddy Waters Of Tigris River In Search For Leprosy
Elephant Applies to Marry
FBI Recruits Teenage Arsonists'
DJ Fatboy Issues Dispatch Order For Bulk Of Ground Troops to Marry
Citing Fire Risk, U.S. Seizes Church
FBI Lands Safely On Red Planet
Afghan Ruler Rejects Pre-trial Taping
Stocks Push For Third In New Hampshire
Star-Struck Castro Reads Last Rites For Borneo Apes
Clark, Kerry Battle For Borneo Apes
Small Record Labels Will Not Kill Again'
Blair Looks To Monty Python For Tips On Genocide
Time-travel Film Looks To Monty Python For Tips On US Baghdad HQ
German Cannibal Defends Iraq War, Skirts Arms Issue
CDs Overloaded Mars Probe
UK's House Of Lords Claims First Thai Victim
U.S. To Snub China Chief
Disconsolate Mauresmo Surrounds Friends Finale