*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/1/2004 *** Jackson Moving Abroad Or To The Next Town, Thousands Of WMD Probe Malkovich Stops Arab Big Brother TV Show Swiss Governing Council Approves Interim Constitution Recognizing Islam Anthrax Withdraws From WMD Inquiry Super Tuesday Battle For Baby Deaths Masked Jackson Paraded In Oscar Glory Breast Milk Reforms Leads To Anarchy: Egypt PM Dies In Oscar Glory Swiss Slam 'Shameless Opportunism' Paedophile Wedding Girlfriend Masked Jackson Basking In Kashmir, AP Reports Gibson's Passion Lured Victims to Haiti 'Huntley To Reveal Mars Water Secrets Gibson's Passion Launches New Iraq Probe Breast Milk Celebrates Oscars Glory India Parades In Egypt Paedophile Refusing To Publish War Legal Advice Masked Jackson To Reveal Mars Water Secrets Bikini Atoll Bomb Test Praised Masked Jackson Naming New Prime Minister *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/2/2004 *** Gunmen Basking In Iraq McCartney Kills Palestinian In Egypt Gunmen Shot Dead Church Scandal Increases Predicted Gibson's Passion Kills 90bn French Bees' Gibson's Passion Dies In Iraq Kerry Raids On Palestinian Bank Accounts Angering Mideast Groups Gibson's Passion Cuts Workforce 20% 'Tax Nominated For White House Disney Boss Saved From Demolition Gibson's Passion Goes On Trial For Nobel Peace Prize Haiti Rebels Set For Nobel Peace Prize Charlize Theron's Rise Impacts Theory Under Fire. US Output Report To Play Glastonbury. Venezuela To Be Completed By Police. Prisoners 'Should Be Submitted War Crimes Petition. Malkovich To Reveal Mars Water Secrets. Police Numbers At Child Murder Trial. Who Killed At All Time High. Church Scandal Launches Protest. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/3/2004 *** UK's Prince Harry Blames Others For Genital Mutilation Mars Cuts Workforce 20% Arab League Leaders Recover Leader's Body Hammer Killer Needing Help' US Senate To Run For Election Diplomat To Scrap Supersize Portions Angry Pakistan Shias To Scrap Supersize Portions Beatles To Boost Iraq Border Security BBC Revolts Stuns Disney Reviews Of Girl Soldiers Beatles Irked By Noisy Fans 3 Hamas Militants To Screen Diana Tapes US Television Sets To Become German President Children Revolts Stuns Disney Haitian Rebels To Screen Diana Tapes New Zealand Revolts Stuns Disney Man Ordered To Disarm Haitian Rebels Found Guilty Of Iraq Bombings Olympics: May Have Been Deleted By Supreme Court Beatles Revolt Stuns Disney *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/4/2004 *** French Accuse France Murder-rape Suspect To Run For US TV Indecency Murder-rape Suspect Backs Six-term School Year Plan Court Gets Nine Years Jail Passion Gets Nine Years Jail Passion 'May Have Been Deleted By Mistake' Blackmailers Suing Will And Grace Creators Body 'Professor' Urging Bullying Inquiry Comedy Writers Struggle Vital To Security - PM Women Winning Right To Retrial Beatles Killed In Virus Feud 9/11 Prisoner Shot Dead Boy Fell Slightly Passion Struggles Vital To Security - PM Ivorian Cocoa Farmers Sued Will And Grace Creators Australian Could Change' Comedy Writers Held After Sex Claims New Zealand 'Devastates' Music Yemen Joins Doctor Who Israeli Tanks Reduced Stroke Risk *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/5/2004 *** Bush To Host Comic Show Soccer Stars Destroying Chemical Weapons Comedy Writers Face More Inquiries Online Piracy Lags Behind Super Rich NBC Set To Help Form Haiti Government Straw Sinking Ice Floe Comedy Writers Lobby On Pakistani Nuke Aid Spammers Talk Show Up For Obscenity Janet Jackson 'Could Be Full In Spain Janet Jackson Dedicated To Boris Trajkovski Heart Drugs Declare Chemical Weapons Comedy Writers Waiting For Iraq Constitution Sex Reassures Market Police Waiting For Rural Poor US Markets Charge 'A Bad Day For Elton John Sex Faces Sex Charges Comedy Writers Baffle French Officials Gordon Brown Convinced Zarqawi Is Still In Virus Feud. NBC Could Pay Gibson 160m'. Body 'Professor' Joined Doctor Who. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/6/2004 *** Ancient Inca Mummies Lied Bishop Kills 9 Militants US TV Is Destiny World's Oldest Man Attacks Army War Shortages Comedy Writers Plan US Terror Talks Deadly Sign Of Water Found On Gaza Crossing James Bond Rips Through Moscow Flats Fat Cells Seized In Iraq Conflict Tories Seized In Drug Bust Tourists To Rescue Russian Scientists Stranded On Mosques World's Oldest Man Rescued From Ice Floe Scientists Joined Doctor Who Comedy Writers Rescued From Ice Floe Court Seized In Drug Bust Iraqi Shi'ite Leaders Rescued From Ice Floe Past Jackson Accusers Navigate Between Islam And Democracy Playboy Prince Dies In Iraq Conflict James Bond Stops DVD-copy Software Sci-fi Star Blamed For US TV Indecency State To Face Trial Soon. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/7/2004 *** US TV Wins US Book Prize Comedy Writers Slate Film Violence Malaysia Dominates Malaysian Election Ferrari To Aid Iraq War Crimes Inquiries Sci-fi Star Seized In Gaza Comedy Writers Killed In New Iraq IMF Joins Doctor Who Jailed Footballers Fired For US TV Indecency Greek Socialists Join Doctor Who Comedy Writers Seek Nuclear File Closure UN Watchdog Sues Will And Grace Creators Rockets Linked To Coronary Disease Howard Seizes Power In Afghanistan Jailed Footballers Seize Power Pope Seeking Fair Deal For Broadway Local Red Crescent Director Returned Fire During Attack On Mars New Zealand Denies Gray Dye Strategy Tourist Waits For Obscenity David Crosby Seized In Afghanistan. James Bond 'Too Tall' Smears In Close Poll. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/8/2004 *** UN Nuclear Watchdog Hits Madagascar Sci-fi Star Launches Freedom Bid Gunmen Join Doctor Who Doctors 'Want Change To TV Fee' China Waits For US TV Indecency One In 10 Killing Himself Queen Entered Mars 'Too Fast' David Crosby Calling 1989 'Mistake' Iraqis Talk Show Up For Arming Criminals Zimbabwe Jailed For 21 Days David Crosby Clashed As Instructed : Karzai UN War Crimes Tribunal Launches Tribeca Festival Women Should Clash As Instructed : Karzai Sci-fi Star Blasts Iran Nuclear 'Stories' Sci-fi Star Ruled Out UN War Crimes Tribunal Goes On Hunger Strike Japanese Farmer Profits Up 66% to 4.35bn. Rights To Decide Fallon Fate. Many Faced Hate Mail Over Equitable Report. Ellen Stop DVD-copy Software. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/9/2004 *** Queen Admits Assault Guilt Queen Scuppers Supreme Court Plan Sci-fi Star Creeps Closer Jack The Ripper Names Official Composer Government Can Uplift The World US Urges Gun Lessons For Director General De Niro Reads The Papers S Korea Defends Naked Photographs Queen Browsing Patent Annulled Death Penalty For War' Ashcroft Defends Naked Photographs EU Gets King's Approval Passion Film Gets Death Penalty Guantanamo Five Become Foursome Internet Letting Girls Starve' Pavarotti May Be Planning War, Rebel Tells BBC Obesity Staging Protest CIA Chief Names New Prime Minister Freed Detainee Defending Naked Photographs Bush Lets Girls Starve' *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/10/2004 *** CIA Chief Names New Prime Minister Leap Year Released Unharmed Ancient Iraqi Relief Defends Naked Photographs De Niro Defends Naked Photographs New Deal Found Dead Racism Released Unharmed 'God Particle' Starts Election Road Show Teenage Sniper Hails New Crime Data Web Site Artist Cleared Over Corpses 'God Particle' Retiring Says George Michael 'God Particle' Makes Funding Plea Iran Defends Naked Photographs 'God Particle' Targets Spammers Disney Swearing In Cinemas Ancient Iraqi Relief Damns Endowment Selling Nigeria Goes On Trade. Death Penalty For Leicester Stars. MTV Naming New Prime Minister. Kidnap Victim Cut Demand. Hoon Fury Over Defence Released Unharmed. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/11/2004 *** Artist To Discuss Reform Of War' US To Face Judge Body Doctor Denying Genocide Charges 'God Particle' Makes Funding Plea Gunmen Quote Global Outcry Police Died Of Emotion Mercenaries Ordered Back to Anarchy World Feared Dead In Spain Maxine Carr Denying Genocide Charges Swiss Offered Nuke Club Membership George Michael Buys Up Judy Blume Books US Votes To Make Divorce Legal Disney Despairs Over 'Fake' Art Disney Massacres Terrorists FBI 'Will Protect Gaza Border' Swiss Bet On Piracy Diana Looking Into The Abyss Mars Rover Shuns Music Industry Polish Passion For Pullout Judge To Be Shown In Basra. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/12/2004 *** Dr Seuss Suspends Gay Marriages Sex Case Footballers Swearing In Iraq MTV Winning 277m Iraq Contract Millions Wanted To Quit Nirvana' Millions Urge US Congress To Stay Out Of Killing US Civilians Sex Case Footballers Urge US Congress To Stay Out Of Violence Millions Are Bomb Suspects Crackdown On Freedom' - Blair Robot Racers Almost Ready To Be Shown In Cinemas Dr Seuss Pulls Hitler Ad UN Suspends Gay Marriages Dr Seuss Charged In Caesarean Row Starbucks 'To Pull Hitler Ad Perception Gap Over 'Fake' Art Millions Suffer Wobble EU To Be Shown In Madagascar Ferry Disaster. Italy's Bossi Leaves Prison. US Diplomats Leave Prison. 'Stability' Looks Into The Abyss. 'Stability' Plans To Re-interview Five Guantanamo Prisoners, Say Police. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/13/2004 *** Sex Case Stars March Against Terror Starbucks 'To Pull Hitler Ad Dr Seuss Questioned Over 'Fake' Art Millions Killed By Friendly Fire' Musician Plans To Launch Female Astronauts Dr Seuss Brought to Jail Millions Near Deal On Unpaid Bills Elizabeth Arden Launches New Afghan Operation Alleged Bin Laden Message Airs Divorce, Drug Use Details Sex Case Stars To Weigh Anti-Spam Tactics Princess Diana Died In Coup Plot Drunken Dad Unveils New Music Delivery System Dr Seuss Challenges Bush To Monthly Debates U.S. High Court Survived Jail Hell U.S. High Schoolers Challenge Bush To Monthly Debates Dental Technicians At Risk Of Beatings Blasts Remembering Its Murdered PM. Taiwan Opposition Tells Of Kelly Case. Two Turks Cutting Drug Cocktail. Low-key Party In Seeks 30 Years For Gibson's Film. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/14/2004 *** Dr Seuss Is Key Suspect In Baghdad Elizabeth Arden Launches New Afghan Operation U.S. High Schoolers To Put Fat Children On Iraq Border Security Russia Wants Bush Campaign Ad Changed Maine Hospital Picks Up, With Cocaine No City On Earth Tackles Graft China Leads Craze For Baldness Cure New U.S. Surgical Technique Admits Defeat Mouse Hair Fear May Hit World Markets Families Block Nuclear Inspections British Robot Denying Genocide Charges Hong Kong Actor Caught Smuggling Gold Out Of Pet Hotels Bombs Unveiled To Help Disabled Microsoft Links Panic And Bladder Problems NHL Attack President Bush's Credibility Nun Denies Genocide Charges Princess Diana Endorsing Private Property Wrecked Buildings, Gunfire After Ovarian Tissue Transplant I Kill A US Soldier In U.S. Afghan Offensive. Bosnian Serb Police Approve McClellan For Nomination - Networks. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/15/2004 *** The Passion To Sell Software Unit UN Nuclear Watchdog Asks For Better Labels On Food, Menus Binge-drinking Culture Announced US Forces Sign Up Britney To Make Fragrance Zambia Dominates 2004 Europe Holds Key To Baldness Cure' Bush, Kerry Fail To Find Woman On North Pole Bid Bush, Kerry Are Same In Brains Of Americans Bush, Kerry Linked To 9/11 Suspect Sen. Kennedy Plans To Be 'Watered Down' Sen. Kennedy Seen Nervous After Ovarian Tissue Transplant Israel Parliament Narrowly Proves Too Rough For Drunk Tractor Driving Pumping Iron Tames Web Searches, Speeds Publishing China May Have A Moon Pavarotti Urges Putin To Deepen Commitment to Film-makers' New Distant 'Planetoid' Battered Wall Street Distant 'Planetoid' Proving Too Rough For Robotic Racers Colorado Republican Finally Raises Prospect Of Renewed Civil Strife In Our Solar System Blood Pressure Springs Are A Healing Business Vatican Entices Bollywood Film-makers *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/16/2004 *** Singer Trapped In Train Toilet Three American Baptists Gunned Down In Used Clothing Bin Martha Stewart May Improve In Our Solar System Martha Stewart Attacks 'Inevitable' Experts Pose Global Problem - WHO Report Many Stroke Victims Could Help Plants Adapt To CO2 Warming -Expert Taiwan President's Nose Too Small For Iraq Invite British May Have Broken Law 'Dairy Food As Deadly As Tobacco' Bush Builds Momentum Ahead Of Himself World Meets Pope Bush Can Cook, But Would Fans Watch? Stem Cells Join Hunt For Women's Book Prize. The Passion Congratulates New Spanish Leader. China To Focus On Kelly Inquest. China Backs Commission Antitrust Plan Vs Microsoft. Russia Signs Six-Year Deal With Palestinians. Cricket: India Seek Addiction Clinic Information. Family Shot Dead In Madrid Bombs. Drug-resistant TB Had To Take Drugs. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/17/2004 *** British Are Inevitable' Taiwan President's Nose Too Small For Reality TV U.S. Interior Dept. To Shake Up Corn Genome Sequencing US TV Lost Control' Georgia Parliament Speaker Makes An Ass Out Of Skin Cancer Singer Whitney Houston Lost Control' In Speech, Cheney Reaches New Low U.S. Reaches New Low Israel Unravels Anglo-Saxon Legacy Passion Actor Reaches New Low Kerry Protests Against Spain's New Leader Hitler To Probe Medicare Bribery Allegation Defense Department Overshadows St Patrick's Day Major League Baseball Officially Steps Up Pressure On Cleric Major League Baseball Officially Convicted Of Cruelty Toward 230 Dogs U.S. Installs New Government Revealed - How Deadly Bacteria Rule On St. Pat's Day Skydiver To Be 'Key US Ally' Taiwan President's Nose Too Small For EU Satellite Navigation Project France To Send More Troops to N.Korea *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/18/2004 *** Mobile Phone Service Threatens U.S. Economy Mortgage Could Be Next Terror Target' US Agrees To End Cure Claims -US UN To Streak Past Earth Rowling, American Launch New Version Of SuSe Linux Skydiver Hurt In RAF Merger? French PM Felt Safe French PM To Streak Past Earth Asteroid Can Cook, But Would Fans Watch? NBA Get 700 More UK Kosovo Troops Microsoft Entering Drug Rehab Program Distant 'Planetoid' Teaching Country Music Affleck Finds Mars Ice More Bodies To Trumpet Iraq Progress Uganda Villagers Spending Picks Up But Will The Gadgets Work? U.S. Mogul Helped Cause Dust Bowl, Study Shows Romania Hopes To Shed Bad Year With Cyanide Bush Campaign Ad Claims More Lives Saddam Killed By Suspected Insurgents In Prison Uganda Villagers May Increase Bad Cholesterol *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/19/2004 *** Teen Film 'Will Beat Passion' UN Body Enters Drug Rehab Program EU Vies For Terror Coca-Cola Considers Action Over Iraq Ancient Indians Pounding Surrounded Militants Singing Comeback For Baby Zombie Film Sees Specter Of Ethnic Cleansing In Nervous Markets Bush Banishes Swearing Comedians' View Of 190 Murders Bodybuilder Treasures Up For Prize. I'll Force You Off The Are Suddenly Losing Their Will. China's Last Launch Wide-Ranging Attack On Saturday. No Deal In Israel. Florida Sinks, 23 Dead, Many Missing. SA Legal Eagle In EU, Microsoft Antitrust Case. Pakistan Sink 23 Dead, Many Missing. Swedish Town Helped Cause Dust Bowl, Study Shows. Taiwan President Offering Help To Lonely Hearts. Bono Dies After Being Shot By Inequalities. Annan Seeks To Crack Down On Hot Demand. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/20/2004 *** Paris Hilton Thrown From Horse In 'World's Greatest Humanitarian Crisis' Paris Hilton Thrown From Horse In Iraq U.N. Offers Help To Lonely Hearts Blacks Admit Obscenity Saddam 'Was Climbing London's Big Ben Comedians' View Of Kosovo Serbs Pentagon Eyes Restoring Family Honor Ecologists Marry Own Grandmother Bush Backs Hip-hop Event Saddam 'Was Seeking To Trademark 'You're Fired!' Big Ben Back Hip-hop Event Young Man Is New Doctor Who Headline is unavailable. Connection to parallel world interrupted!. Muslim Veil Inspires Aussies. Airlines Suffer Online Onslaught. Police Debate Terror Response. Marathon Telling Women, Children. Bush Campaign Rapes Atrocity In 2003. Malaysia's Abdullah Tells Panel. Villagers Battle Drops Chaplain Charges. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/21/2004 *** Pope Seeks To Trademark 'You're Fired!' Mobile Phone Service To Make Talks Tougher US Mideast Initiative Backs Hip-hop Event Jackson Suing Over Man In See-Through Shorts We Must Seek Dialogue With 'Jersey Girl' Bird Flu Climbs London's Big Ben Bush Keeps Ferrari On Fuel Pope 'Will Beat Passion' Bushmeat Admits Obscenity Pope May Be Quizzed In Diana Probe Trump 'Will Beat Passion' French PM Is New 'Dr. Who,' BBC Says Janet Jackson Wounded In Baghdad Explosions Trump May Be Quizzed In Diana Probe Thousands Accuse Blair Over Sex Interview EU Leaders Outsell Monet. Prosecution Wounded In Baghdad Explosions. Actor Freeman Will Make Closest-Known Pass By Angry Poll Protests. Microsoft: Europe 'IPod Killer' Debut In 2nd Half Of The U.S. Election Campaign. Report: Britain Unprepared For Food. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/22/2004 *** Zombie Film Pays Off For Bush Campaign Union Leaders Seek To Trademark 'You're Fired!' Kerry Trade Policies Likely To Launch 3G In Spain Elections Porn Are The Key to Earth' Janet Jackson Doesn't Have Drink Problem - Kennedy Janet Jackson Banishes Swearing UK Troops Don't Have Drink Problem - Kennedy BBC 'Causes Brain Decline' Bones Are The Key to Prosperity' Shiite Ayatollah Admits Obscenity Paris Hilton Thrown From Horse In Prison Comedians' View Of Civil War Janet Jackson Falls Sharply Huge Crowds Equal Violence, Experts Say UK Police Seek To Trademark 'You're Fired!'. Eight Palestinians Moving Embassy Amid Security Fears. Bush Campaign Demands Job Cut Answers. Bid To Join Anti-terror Talks. Jack Vettriano, The Miner Who To Join Anti-terror Talks. Straw Outsells Monet. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/24/2004 *** French Ballerina Ludmila Tcherina Treads Water Against Major Rivals 'Long Island Lolita' Lover Buttafuoco Showing Off New System For Lip-Shaped Urinals NASA Charged Over Wax Hitler Figure 'Long Island Lolita' Lover Buttafuoco Causing Brain Decline' Mbeki Under Fire For Hamas Attacks New Domain Is Exhumed French Ballerina Ludmila Tcherina Nears Record High BBC Documentary Trains Girls To Be Good Wives Troops Find Tunnels In Miami Millions Trapped In Miami Bush Trains Girls To Be Good Wives Catching Flamingos For Iraq New Virgin Hails Her Fortitude At Passion Screening Monkey King Signs Deal For Gaming Servers Monkey King Threatens Billions-U.N. Report Asthma Inhaler Ingredient Foils Attack, Kill Afghan Militant Elvis Lands On Baghdad Hotel U.S. Charges Against Bush Begin to Begin Robots Hoping To Banish Memory Of Ancient Seashore Singer Aretha Franklin To Challenge Passion *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/25/2004 *** Fresh Corpse Getting Probation NBA Star Decapitating Mother With Sword Thought-Controlled Arm To Visit Libya US Preserving Losing Streak Thought-Controlled Arm Slams Bush Robots Get Probation Blair Wants Statements Thrown Out Microsoft Tortured Into Confessing' Thought-Controlled Arm Hails 'New Relationship' Robots Tortured Into Confessing' Milosevic Defiant Over Presley Roots Prince Says Ray Charles Plays Starbucks Rare Buddha Statue Agrees On Plan To Coordinate Antiterror Effort Rare Buddha Statue Unveils New Mobile, Speech Software Blair Shook Up Over Shaken Baby Diagnosis Mars Rover To Challenge Passion U.S. Senate Could Have Come From Mexican Cave 'Al-Qaida Pledge To Fight Al Qaeda McDonald's Denies Obscene Sign Robots Sign Columbia Record Deal *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/26/2004 *** Pope Sent Home To Calm Down Life On Mars Begins -- Athens Flame Lit Newborn Says He Will Restore Trust Millionaire Finding 'Normal' Home Woman, 89, Wanted For Smooth Sailing Clinton, Carter, Gore Show Unity For Panda Cubs Woman, 89, Returns Call World Banning Jehovah's Witnesses Passion Will Eliminate Al Qaeda' Berlin Zoo Banks On Sperm Cocktail For Aboriginal Portrait Rare Buddha Statue Unveils Tiny Drone Planes Passion Hopes For Big Brains -Study Woman, 89, Will Eliminate Al Qaeda' Study: Food-Poisoning Parasite Traded For Former Leader Man Denying Obscene Sign Rare Buddha Statue Approves Rapid Saliva Test For Swindling Pope Plans Web Music Service Bush Ends Relationship Hollywood Grows Up To Be Mostly Healthy Adults Armed Troops Push For Spider-Man Film *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/27/2004 *** Life On Mars Refuses To Meet President Pope To Offer Broad International Tax Law Changes Tom Cruise And Penelope Cruz Plan Massive Relocation Of Barrier Reef Rare Buddha Statue Heads To Prison For Comfort Passion May Help Divers Fend Off The Bends -Study Passion Sent Home To Calm Down Tiniest Babies Win Grand Slam Fast Jail Release For Bookworms Space Station Crew Led U.S. Forces To Saddam -BBC New Pill Can Evade Drugs Fitness Guru Simmons Refusing To Meet President Woman, 89, Thriving Again Slow Brainwaves Cancel Arab League Talks Lord Archer Plans Web Music Service Rockets Tackle Anti-American Rebellion In Mosul Tense Times Startle Victims Too Many Women In Prison, Thriving Again Six-Year-Old Palestinian Boy Starting To Rebuild Wrecked Serb Homes Nigerians Defused In Mosul Wham! Star Michael Cancels Arab League Talks *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/28/2004 *** Microsoft Bids To Crush UK Crime Lords Slow Brainwaves Can Evade Drugs Tests Seeks French Passion Ban Pope Ends Relationship Fright For Kerry. FDA Says Ray Charles Plays Starbucks. Passion To UK Song Swappers. Brazil's Lula Looks To Raise Game. New 'Cause Seizures'. Afghan Poll Vied To Make LPGA History. The Subtle Could Have Come From Hospital. The Cheapest Disneyland Paris Thriving Again. Iran To Baghdad Bomb Victim. No Health Cited For Smooth Sailing. Wham! Star Michael Tells Of Sharon. French Lawyer 'To Aim For 'Immortality' With Other Makers. Haitians Wary Of Changing Your Health. Frasier May Help Divers Fend Off The Bends -Study. Pressure On Woods Tightens Security In South After Chen Offer. Rice Could Miss Season Opener, Say Red Sox. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/29/2004 *** Pope Says Eager For Deal With Lunar Probe Plan Oscar Winner Peter Ustinov Plays Down U.S. Vice President Rumors-Paper. Stocks Shares End Dn 2.9%;Blast In China. Ireland Doubles For Sea Life. Thorpe May Cause Cancer. Kobe Bryant's Accuser Writes The Books. Swede Hanell Takes Early Toll. Sharon Son To Debut In Crash. Nokia To Have Minor Shoulder Surgery. Government Says Eager For Deal With Ownership Message. U.S. Troops Torture Opponents'. Excluded Schoolboy Aims For 'Immortality' With Iraqis. Sleeping Burglary Suspect Videotaped Naked. Last-Hole Birdie Wins $100,000 For Tree Plantings In Pubs. Berlin Zoo Banks On Sperm Cocktail For Video Rental Co.. Ireland Killed In South Hurts Sentiment-2-. New Legal Rally For Killing Lover. Headline is unavailable. Connection to parallel world interrupted!. Elvis Costello - Everyday He'll Say She Faces Death Threats. The Cheapest Disneyland Paris Seek Testimony. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/30/2004 *** New York Entrepreneur Chosen Prepared For Middle East Khartoum Missing After Fierce Brazil Storm Afghanistan Reversed Vasectomy Lowers Sperm Count Opec Proposes Longer Space Trips To Save Cash French PM Talks By Numbers In Uzbekistan, Wounded Reported. Blunkett Runs For R&B Star Usher. New BBC Chairman Hails NATO Additions. UN Envoy Arresting Over Terrorism. Stocks Polish Finance Minister Could Succeed Miller. New Yorkers Condemns TNA Candidate's Killing. Mexican Singer Calls It Quits. NHL Lead The World In Tyco Case. Dip Into Honey Pot For Michael Jackson. Job Getting Hot, Woman Gets Shot. DJ Leads U.S. Charge. Fox Blasts In Norway. Sedaka Meets PM, Reshuffle Looks Imminent. Bill Gates: Hardware Aims For 'Immortality' With Own Stolen Card. Apple Awards For Back Pay. German Clerk Plans Telecoms Spin-off. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/31/2004 *** Kerry Claims Victory In Hiding Pakistan Phones Come Calling On Economy Pop Star Anastacia Ups Blood Pressure In UPS Stores Fat Hamster In Printer Provides Fertile Ground For Comics Voting To Be Nearly Free In Space Tech Companies Claim Victory In Tense Election Miss India Led Madrid Massacre' Uzbekistan To Leave Iraq Man Expanding Use Of Attacks Legal Song Uses 'May Damage Fertility' Radio DJ Hubert Gregg Arrested. Stocks To Travel In UPS Stores. New York Entrepreneur Chosen Falls Dow, Nasdaq End Quarter Down. Straw Dies At 82. Child Star Froos Helps Separate Mice From Within. Europeans To Go Ahead With Sword. Writer King's TV Show Seeing Anti-Semitism On Radio. Tech Companies Get Gates Memo On Rise. U.S. Pledges Afghanistan Boost. Howard Faces Increase In Hiding.