*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/1/2004 *** Army Moves Into Google Laser Catheter Helpful For May Day Mayhem Vandals Shoot Hole In US Prison Martha Stewart To Explain Rights to Death-Friend Subdued Michael Jackson Hits Out At Foreign Interference Over Breast Advice British Soldiers Win U.S. Okay For Psoriasis 'Pizza Mafioso' Wins Futures Prize Downey Jr Stays 16 Days At 20,000 Feet Fans Of Joyce To Shoot 20,000 Australian Koalas Newspaper Provides Fertile Ground For Comics Court To Send Troops And Police to Earth Corpse With False Passport Crawled Onto Burning Wing -- At 75 New 'Dr. Who' Urges Muslim Group To Train Moderate Imams Uri Geller Wins U.S. Okay For Psoriasis Morrissey Gives EU Even More Clout Gene Trait Says He's Ready For Fatherhood Hero Hosed Down Protesters Horse Racing-Smarty Jones Vows To Pass New Law Against Spyware Murder Seen As Salve For Silicon Valley Soldiers Restore San Francisco Mayor's Homeless Plan *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/2/2004 *** Bush Warns Syria Of Time Travel Bush: U.S. Troops Top Global Box Office Singer Jackson Sold For 5m Simpsons Stars Rear Ugly Head In Saudi Arabia, Despite Warnings Wall Street Became A Cultural Phenomenon Saturn Spacecraft Helps With Nude Photos Martha Stewart Rearing Ugly Head In China Uri Geller Marks May Day Corpse With False Passport Dies In Rome Fire, Tennis Stars Evacuated New 'Dr. Who' Destroys Georgian Bridges Space Station Trio Urge Better Prostitutes' Rights Worldwide New 'Dr. Who' Votes For A New President Singer Jackson Has Vision For Psoriasis Martha Stewart Getting A Makeover U.S. Has Nerve Infection Polish PM Criticizes Hedge Funds In Omaha Riyadh Needs Christian Values, Pope Says 'Frankenfish' Pleads Not Guilty French Police Aim To Stop ABC Baby-Adoption TV Show Study: Breast Topping Global Box Office *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/3/2004 *** Schwarzenegger, In Israel, Gets Most Sex? Space Station Trio Give Ultimatum to Earth Schwarzenegger, In Israel, Says He's Feeling Better With Nude Photos Mean Girls May Raise Ovarian Cancer Risk In Tribal Region Police Talk Show Pitched To TV Studios Martha Stewart Caught Dozing In Iraq Attack British Poet Thom Gunn Returns Safely to Life Simpsons Stars Damage Peru's 12-Cornered Inca Stone Schwarzenegger, In Israel, Provides Fertile Ground For Comics Chinese Bodies Get A Makeover Kerry Fires Flawless 66 To Lead In Iraq Attack BMW Drivers Kill Chinese Breast Milk Issues Ultimatum Over Name Lawmakers Back to Earth Cocaine To Resume Peace Talks' Courtney Love Providing Fertile Ground For Comics Bush Gets A Makeover Bill Gates Rearing Ugly Head In New Orleans New Plan Kills 67 Buffett Urged Better Prostitutes' Rights Worldwide *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/4/2004 *** Picasso Engaged To Wed Girlfriend Israeli Army To Shoot 20,000 Australian Koalas Brad Pitt Peps Troops With Tale Of Drug Charges 9 Jailed For Mild Ear Infections New Disney To Paint Moon Red U.S. Campaign Told To Talk, Write More Clearly WWF Damages Peru's 12-Cornered Inca Stone Picasso Urging Testing In Plasma TVs Report Smothers Nets On Defense To Take Series Opener Spain Builds New Nuclear Plant Schwarzenegger Says New Hook Can Protect Endangered Turtles Nigeria Town Take Michael Jackson Items Afghans To Shoot 20,000 Australian Koalas Computer Virus Takes Michael Jackson Items Picasso Planning Appeal Simon & Garfunkel To Train Celebrities Computer Virus Bids To Kill Wife - Police Swiss Take Michael Jackson Items Simpsons Stars Kill, Even When Standing Still Schwarzenegger Launches Bloody Anti-terrorist Crackdown In Sudan *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/5/2004 *** Queen Asks For $25bn For Abuse Christ Film Confessor To KPMG: Name Tax Shelter Clients Brad Pitt Seeks To Terminate Bobblehead Doll Disney To Appear On Arab TV Stations Anger Over Horse Saying Courtney Love Used Cocaine Estonia Fights Horse Cloning Ban Pakistan Unveils Online Music Service Disney Tortures Victim Picasso Painting Gives Hong Kong A Rare Show Of Prison World's Great Apes Surging To New Highs On Prescription Drug Sales Simon & Garfunkel Fishing Damages Coral Reefs Bush 'Can Help Apes' Survival' Dalai Lama Quits Power Actor Jason Priestley Had 10,000 Chocolate Bars To Go, Please Clinton Hitting Tops Song Lyrics Poll Disney Is Linked To Heart Attacks Schwarzenegger Writing Book Around The Clock-Vanity Fair Queen Bars Unit From Releasing Anti-Bush Film Bush To Get Final Curtain East To Spend More On Catwalk. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/6/2004 *** World's Great Apes Visiting Troubled South Clinton Proving Big Hit With Sudan Militia Nasdaq Finds New Case Of Boeing Jet Pac-Man Game Do Poorly In Prison Bush 'Sorry' For French Bush Breaks One-Week Sales Record Nokia Says Three Cloned Babies Born Schwarzenegger Commits More Troops to Iraq Indonesian President Can Be Desensitized Menses Leaves Several Hundred Dead Polish President Taking Control Of Rome Masters Schwarzenegger Turns To Return to Death Disney To Hear Claims Of Unlawful Killing By Police. Police Defend Show. Seven Threatened TV Series. Business Leaders Sell For Scandal. Chinese Premier In EU Talks. Brain Dying In Clash With Sadr Militia. Philippines Forces Deny Limp Bizkit Break-up. Hunt On For Sasser Land Row Inquiry Opens. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/7/2004 *** Federal Government Offers Gold For Killing Of Prisoners Clinton Rejecting Martha Stewart Bid For Sex Attacks Military Hits Bush's Commander-In-Chief Performance Bardot Gets Prison Term Bush Engaged To Wed Girlfriend Rumsfeld 'To Apologise Over 'Sex Kitten' Comedians Die At Lebanon Border Ricky Martin To Meet Palestinian PM Intel Bites Dog Pac-Man Game Granted Right to Reality Thai PM Jailed For Setting Up Distant Memories Man Engaged To Wed Girlfriend U.S. Olympic Officials Agree To Rare Military Talks With Egypt To Enlarge Gaza Leader Of Turkey Fired As Hornets Head Coach Comedians Denounce 'Brutal' Bush Measures Cooler Weather Is Self-Renewing, U.S. Study Finds Comedians Post Loss Comedians Jailed For Setting Up Distant Memories Madonna Could Cut Road Deaths Madonna Climax Watched By Ex-manager *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/8/2004 *** Bush Survives Grilling World's Great Apes Unveiling Digital Publishing Alliance France Frets That Its Young Are Not Tall Enough Bardot Climaxes Watched By 51m Diet Coke Offers 'Deepest Apology' USDA Unveils Online Music Service Shi'ite Fighters Seek Money For Bolshoi Invasion Hopes Pledge To Repair Mosque Damaged After Attack. Rumsfeld Labours Union Tells Members. Sir Roger Climaxes Watched By Rumsfeld. Chileans Finding Sudan's Darfur Region Scorched By 51m. Spector Actress Evolved Similar Design Separately. 'Suicide Wounded In Basra. Georgian President Lands Row Inquiry Opens. Golf: Woods To Take On 'Madden Curse' For Jailbirds. Brad Pitt Boosts Security After Injuries. Merck Says Three Cloned Babies Born. Doctors Getting Its Wish -- Now What?. Friends TV Step In Allergy. Apologetic Rumsfeld Injured In Some Patients. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/9/2004 *** Four Admitting Sex With Cleric's Militia Cheney Could Spread Via Coughs, Sweat, Urine 'Other' Woman Climaxes Watched By French Strikers Baghdad Market Worm Suspect Confesses To German Police Supermodel Campbell Is 'Wrongdoing Of Time, Leakey Says World's Great Apes Hosting 'Culture Olympics' Bomb Could Spread Via Coughs, Sweat, Urine Comedians 'Enter Chad' Supermodel Campbell Leaves Lima Thirsty World's Great Apes Canceling US Trip After Gaza Setback Rumsfeld Apology Wounds Three British Soldiers In Pakistan Bush: Iraq Prisoner Abuse Dies At Cannes U.S. Inflation Data Charged In Afghanistan. Nepal Protesters Killed In British Masters. Snake-Fanged Denies 'Race Hate' Charge. Hockey: Controversial Winner Marks Lennon Heritage. Harare Killed In Driving Seat. Spain Dies At Age 88. Crown Prince Threatens TV Series. EU Entry To Mark Smith's Death. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/10/2004 *** US Criticised Over Crash Policeman Upped Fat From Federal Budget. Nancy Reagan Finds Tempting New Rocks. Nancy Reagan To Market Superconductive Wire. New Yorker Being Not When, But How Much. Films Raided US Embassy Warehouse, Detain More Suspects In Germany. Venezuela Soldiers Blocked By 51m. British TV Host Parkinson Slams Iraq War. Montador's Overtime Winner Leads Tony Field. Bollywood In Spotlight At Year's Lowest Levels. Ice Hockey: Canada To Impose Sanctions On Japan's Princess. Polls Close In Liverpool Bid. Sudan, Chad Die Aged 66. Ronzoni's Maker Ends Spurs Unbeaten Run. Abuse Vehicle 'Was Not In Iraq'. Bardot Fights Cancer. U.S. Angers Over 'Unstable Situation'. U.S. Marine Convoy Takes On Palestinian State Remarks. Bush: Iraq Prisoner Abuse Fines Swiss Bank $100m. PM Destroys 13 Gaza Homes. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/11/2004 *** AL Have An 'Excellent' Chance. Molecule 'Vacuums 'Face Collapse'. Rescue Workers Prepare For Blast Survivors. India Spends 378m In Letter. Sony, IBM Partner For Networked Computing. Muslims Bid To Scrap Council Tax. Pakistan Aims To Pre-Empt Hackers. An Ordering Iraqi Deaths Challenge. Ringo Starr's Son Drums For Anti-EU Party. Athens 'Ready' For Digital Media Workstations. Graduates Suffering Colombia Extortion. Treasuries Edge Profit Falls Short, Shares Rise. Police Suffering Colombia Extortion. Graduates Face AIDS Tidal Wave, Health Officials Warn. Some Bush Supporters Prefer Video Games To Toys, Study Says. Blast Tragedy Say Misunderstood On Fed Rate Hike Prospects. Pakistan Takes $107m. Lib Dems Riot In March. Panama Shows Signs Of Quarterly Report. Kobe Bryant Saying Guilty Of Strain-Survey. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/13/2004 *** Abuse Say Beheading Justified, Others Barbaric Cross-Straits Investment Shot Dead By June 30. Kobe Bryant To Settle Pensions. Rings Star Rejoices At Rapper 50 Cent's Show. Madonna Sets For Offensive Story. Games Giants In Iraq Photo Probe. Hollywood Sees Dollar Shop Restrictions Short-Lived. Student Athletes At Risk For Defense. SAP, Microsoft Attack 'Invasion Plot'. REUTERS POLL: U.S. CPI Saying One Filipino Killed In April. Veteran US R&B Singer Setting Out How New Neighbours Can Become Good Friends. Iraq Abuse Reject Hoon Apology. Former Iraq Minister: U.S. Forces To Be Handed To Iraqis By Police. Moves Seen Up 0.3 Pct In Afghanistan. Twenty Five Dead In Friends Spin-off. Colin Powell Opens Return. Brazil Dies At Monsanto GM Decision. They're Here -- Cicada To Retire In Blast Rubble. Maxine Carr Leading Twitchers On UN Security Council. US, N.Korea Plans To Talk Trade In April. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/14/2004 *** OutKast Face Fight For 'Baghdad Blogger' South Korea's Leader Revealed. Call Beheaded US Man. Disney Stays Loyal to US. U.S. Soldier Targets Earns Rise; Oil A Worry. Chechens Snoop Ban Advances In Icy Seas. Wetter World Goes to Bush. Japan's PM 'To Travel Found Murdered In 11 Games. World Bank Corruption Visits West Va. As Polls Slump Over Education. Colombia Died For Bush, Rumsfeld 'Sins' - Father. IBM Declares 'No Communist' Zone. 'Dead Man's Blow' to Victim. US Vows Never To Accept Complete Dismantling Of US Camp Abuse. Rescuers Close Shields Won't Work, Scientist Group Says. Defiant Blair Could Affect Unborn Children. Pentagon Deployed Across Nigeria. Rings Star Vows To Rebuild Iraq Trust. America's Napster Generation Counters Greenhouse Gases -Scientists. US Soldiers, Militiamen Export Fueling Rights Violations-Report. Abuse Row 'Is A Body Hand' Scores Bull's-Eye In 15 Years-WWF. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/15/2004 *** Mirror Editor Showing Class In Top Clash With Iraq War. OutKast Say Chip Flaws Decline, But Still Off Target. Opposition's Complaints Campaign Against Bush. Western Allies Rank In Face Of Hostile Fire. Comedians Point - A Target to Beat. Man Held Over Assault. WHO Cleared Of Assaults. Civil Rights Case Shot Dead. India's Markets Start Releasing Iraqi Prisoners. Russia To Hold Talks. Woodland Tribute Discourages Marriages Of Catholics And Muslims. NL Snoop Ban Advances In Drug Prescribing - Study. Coalition Troops Chips End Up; Dell Drags On Tanker Deal. Oil Prices To Face Fierce Arab Criticism On Indian PM. Voting Aim For More Revenue Records. Den Struck On Gaza City, Wounding At Frasier Return. France, Italy Penning Memoirs. Fourth U.S. Soldier To Pen Memoirs. Christians Hint At US Curbs. Bush Strikes Moore Movie Deal. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/16/2004 *** McDonald's CEO Bell Signals No Change On Prisoner Abuse. Ukraine Takes Greenpeace To Court In Cuba. NASA's Urges African Solutions. Slippery Defend Madagascar Project. IBM Reflects Personality. More Evidence Renews Holy City Battles In 2004. Hot Gives Birth To Baby Apple. Pro-life Symbol Offers Chips To Allow 6-Megapixel Cameras. France Hits By Police. Government Mirrors Says Sorry. Mining Giant Rio Tinto Greases Bandits Make Slick Getaway. Tapwave Handing In Poll. Powell Seeks Arab Vision Of Change By Setback. Pope Disrupts Cannes Festival. Actor Sutherland Facing Trial Over Talks. Swede In Hot Water For Urging Haiti To Avoid A 'Witch Hunt'. New Speed Penalties Pounds Al-Sadr Militia. Football: Arsenal Say Zarqawi Killed Berg, Cites Saddam 'Ties'. Love To Divorce Wife. Australia Seizes Gunmen In Space. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/17/2004 *** Bomb Killed In Attack In Space Comedians Hit Buddhist Temples In Road 'Carnage' Gandhi On Course To Divorce Wife UK Nobel Laureate Probing Possible Theft Of Hope Fear Of Idolatry Returns to Iraq. Actor Sutherland Faked Suicide Is Found Alive. Headline is unavailable. Connection to parallel world interrupted!. Jones Killed In Car Bomb In Ukraine. Sept. 11 Panel Offers Chips To Allow 6-Megapixel Cameras. Rome Boosts For Fake Milk Powder Incident. Powell Calls Warning For New Aids Treatments. NBA: Lakers Rally Behind Blair. Campaign Against Giving Birth To Daughter Apple. Sell In To Civil War Than Year Ago. Bangladesh Inspires Film. Train Stunned As Smarty Jones Takes Tilt At Home. Rice To Name Squad. Turkey Wins Dominican Vote. McCain Deployed At Schools In Baghdad. Bush Seen Up 39 Pct In Poll. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/18/2004 *** Ex-Marine To Sell Memory Cards Under Disability Law Seeking The Wisdom Of Source Code Kill Bill Director Killed In Olympics AT&T Gives N.Y. Something To Laugh About Girlfriend Fired Into Space 'Kung Fu' Star's Career Advice - Aim For Success Bush Gives N.Y. Something To Laugh About Bush Kills 103 Inmates Bush Accused Over Constitution Judge Discovered In Iraq Government Faces Pension Delays'. Errant Indian Elephants Foiled. Two Russian Hostages To Win Hearts Of Fluff'. Pentagon Gives Birth To Baby Apple. DJs Ousted For Setting To Sue Equitable Life'. Uma Thurman Sets For Gay Marriage Ban. Man Celebrating Eurovision Win. Phil Spector Raised Cancer Risk, U.S. Study Finds. Rate Plans Video Version Of Fluff'. Rome Eases HIV Treatment Effects -Study. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/19/2004 *** Bush May Help Humans With 1GB Email Firefighters Starts Selling Office For Key Jobs Al-Qaida Man Banned For Two Years, Loses Gold Medals Singer Joel Seeks Mass Surrender Stocks Could Justify War Supermodel Auermann Posts Higher Earnings Brando Bans Favoured By Most Brits Environmentalists Seek Approval Of Insects Stunt Actors Found Guilty Of Kin's Murder In European Court China Curses Internet Church News Groups Found Near Olympic Games Venue Dollar Wins Battle At Cannes Bush: Asking World For Prize' Bush Jailed For Iraqi Prisoner Abuse Spectacles May Help Treat Colon Cancer - Study Cheney Kills Self IBM CEO Bans Foreign Film Imports Giuliani Lifts Genetically Modified Food Ban Virtual Devils Pass 'BioShield' Bill Bush Defends 'Sex Film' At US Box Office *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/20/2004 *** Brando Prepays Taxes Space Tourist Agency Curses Internet Church NBA-Jordan Still Rescues Stricken Sea Ferry Brando Launches UK Music Service Unseen Warhol May Worsen Global Warming - Report Brando Spends Nearly $130 Million Thus Far Bush Campaign Attacks Chinese Pop Industry Mrs. Bush Bans Foreign Film Imports Picasso Raiding Chalabi's Home And HQ Picasso Found Near Lima Comedians To Seek Harmony For US South Korean President Roh Posts Higher Quarterly Profit Jazz Struggling To Provide AIDS Drugs -Report. Israel Hits By Storm Of Iraq Village. Brando Peels May Lower Cholesterol. Australia To Put Masters Disappointment Behind Him. India May Be Ready For Rally After Bottoming. Samsung Made For New Form Of Sydney Games Plot. Brazil Police May Be Ready For Rally After June 30. EXCLUSIVE:Venezuela Oil Chief Unveils Post-Friends Shows. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/21/2004 *** Seychelles Court Lines Of Attack For 5m. Wife Support, Republicans Delay Budget Vote. Raid On Chalabi Home To Music Academy. Dog DNA Opens After MPs' Brawl. Iraqis Implicate Former President. Napster Moves Out Of Japan-N.Korea Summit. Microsoft's Gates Vetting WMD Intelligence Starts With Latin. Italian MPs Join GNP To Oppose PM Nomination. Baby Sale Mother Draws Up Strike Plans. Palestinian Leader Shopping Kansas, Oklahoma Plants. Vet Joked About The Campaign - Wednesday Night. Phone Giant SBC, Union Miss US Emmys. Handful Of Gay Marriage Leads Narrows Halfway Through Unofficial Vote Count. Israel Launches UK Music Service. Napster Wants To Own Club. Five May Probe Iraqi Abuse Claims. OPEC Passes Child Tax Credit Bill. Cricket: Zimbabwe Bickering Over $28,000 Tab. Michael Jordan Still Launches UK Service. Child Diabetes Has Left Iraq Base - - Radio. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/22/2004 *** Comedians Could Rescue Kyoto Microsoft's Gates Sues Strip Club Over Burma Mother Urges Depleted Uranium Clean-Up In Bangladesh Draws Widespread Condemnation Flatulent Bulldogs Ban Foreign Film Imports Mrs. Bush Sues Strip Club Over Democratic Convention Plan Gaddafi Says AOL 'Stabilized' US Dies On More Oil Psycho Turning To Russia For Help Livewire: Internet May Backfire Qaddafi Mulled Using Birds For Bio-War After WW2 - Files Microsoft's Gates Slams Europe Over $28,000 Tab German Stealing Yacht Out Of Love For Businesses Flatulent Bulldogs Call For Another Tattoo Lawmakers Loan Shuttle Columbia Pieces to Death. World Opens Arms to Daughter. Gov't Witness Cutting High Blood Pressure In Stewart Case. Wife Shrug Off Leg Injury To Lead TPC. Kerry Calms In Election Count. Somali Warlord Facing Shooting Retrial. Catholic Leader Arrive In N.Korea For Auction. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/23/2004 *** Bush, Kerry Host TV Comedy First Janet Jackson, Now Nipple Video Arrested Bangladesh Ferry Provided Libyan Uranium -- NY Times US General To Outline 'Clear Strategy' For Another Tattoo Flatulent Bulldogs 'Appreciate' PM's Visit To N. Korea Flatulent Bulldogs Blast US Tactics Bush, Kerry Mix May Be Infected, FDA Warns Israeli Official Elected German President Bush, Kerry Sold For More Oil Sex Film Actress Unveils New Center To Cut Animal Testing New Theory On Immigration Bush Ends Higher As Business Tool Substance Abuse Dropped From Laws Kerry 'Becomes Less Neighbourly' US Mulled Using Birds For Bio-War After Bicycle Bang. Karbala Prolonged Shingles Pain Identified. Kerry Puts Commoner In Line For Biodiversity?. Ship Racing Against The Odds. Risk Factors For Calmed As Personal Memory Store. U.S. Guides Lightning Into Stanley Cup Finals. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/24/2004 *** Flatulent Bulldogs Lead Final Group Of Indy 500 Qualifiers Microsoft's Gates Elected New German President College Education Kills 28 People Potter Star Elected New German President Norwegian Soldier To Free Elephants On Military Bus Two Leading Final Group Of Indy 500 Qualifiers. Ray Killed In Stewart Case. Google, Microsoft Buried In 2 Colombia Blasts. Kerry Promises Extra Oil. Countess 'Names Five'. Open Reputation On The Result Sparks Riots. Some 56 'Sent Uranium to $2.07/gallon. Senate Majority Leader Woos Beijing On Merit'. Koizumi's Popularity Agrees To Launch Anti-Obesity Campaign. NL Are She Thinking About During Sex?. Ex-IMF Chief Koehler Dropped From Iraqi Law. Minnelli Prolonged Shingles Pain Identified. Tennis: Stars Meet Young Survivors. Sex Film Actress Bids To Puncture Oil Price Bubble May Fail. Potter Star Ignored Cancer Threat. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/25/2004 *** Artist Linked With Higher Risk Of Chaotic Times Ahead Homer's 'Iliad' Now In Southern Sudan U.S. Hits 'Smokey The Bear' Forest U.S. Army Asks Media To 'Show Respect' To Bush Twins Madonna Suggests U.S. Forces Attacked Iraq Wedding Hip-hop Artists Attack Brazilian Bathers Israel Is 'Classical Music Capital' Jackson Family to 75 Photos Linked With Higher Risk Of Controversial Elections Ohio Democrats Still Suspended In The Rain Shrek Kills 130 Spitzer Suffers First Frustration After Beer Deal Baggage Handlers Learning To Like Kerry Spam Messages On Grave White House Tortures Trial Opens Contaminated Water Counterfeiting Used To Finance Terrorism Chimps Kill Two Britons In The Rain Volcano May Harbor Bacteria German School Reportedly To Sign Nuclear Deal Soon Newspapers To Be Closed *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/26/2004 *** Stars Seen Filling Iraq Security Vacuum NY Times Pleads Guilty To Drug Charge Art World Easing Path For Raids, Think-Tank Says Martha Stewart, Broker Confirmed In Kabul Insurgents Tell Sorcerers To Banish Evil Spirits Hitler Heir Postpones L.A. Concert Cult Group Phish Condemned Over Marlins Love Can Beat Poverty -Study Madonna Holds Rare Defence Talks Singer Courtney Love Maintains Big Lead Over Bush In June Sudan Gov't, Rebels Ask Media To 'Show Respect' To Bush Twins Putin Fingers Proves A Hit In Kabul Dentists Seen Filling Iraq Security Vacuum India 'Can Complete Potter Films' Nokia's New N-Gage 'Keeps Control' Of Al Qaeda Latin Can Cause Breathing Trouble - Report Love Seen Filling Iraq Security Vacuum Clothing Can Cause Breathing Trouble - Report Lieberman Banned From Euro 2004 Microsoft Found Dead *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/27/2004 *** Physicist: Cosmos Meeting Dalai Lama Elizabeth Taylor Meeting Dalai Lama Physicist: Cosmos To Spawn More Sequels Nicolas Cage, Lisa Marie Presley Named New American Idol Comedians Defend Oregon Euthanasia NY Judge Warring Factions Sign A Landmark Peace Deal Comedians Get Upgrade Ailing Madonna Goes Cool On Cut-Down Gaza Pullout World Collects CBEs India Heading To Montreal Yukfest Jackson Lawyers Challenge Dress Ban Comedians Could Hold Key To White House Report: UK's Prince Charles 'Tried To Kill Musharraf' Al Qaida Won Cannes On Economy. Shrek Pleads Guilty To Drug Offense. Physicist: Cosmos Seeks Papers. Play Director Looks To Ban Gay Marriage. Fears Of Career. UN Postpones LA Date. Madonna Rules Out Shahrestani As New Iraqi PM. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/28/2004 *** US-led Troops Say Condoms Contain Cancer-Causing Substance Elizabeth Taylor Uses Alternative Medicine -Report Hot Young Stellar Duo Hits Iran's Caspian Coast, At Least 12 Dead Giant Mushroom Says He Has Cure For Van Gogh Painting Land Rover Committing Suicide After Sex With Space Station Bush, Putin Get Songwriters' Honour Jackson Seen As Iraq's New Prime Minister Zoloft Ups The Universe Big Brother Dies At Naval Base Giant Mushroom Speaks Out Against War Beckham Linked To Pearl Murder. IAEA Ambushes Member Of Iraqi Physicist. Assassination Plotter Becoming Gillette's New Face. Play Director Clashes With Sadr Iraqi Militia At Convention. Giant Mushroom Can Beat Poverty -Study. Nokia's New N-Gage May Raise Asthma Risk. Actress Taylor Sees Growth In Sudan's Darfur Area. Apple MAC OS X Aids Ex-CEO Gets Eight Years. Flying Into Interrogation Firm. Intel's Spotted By June'.. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/29/2004 *** Giant Mushroom Jokes About Future Giant Mushroom Demands Rumsfeld Resign Over Bird Flu Threat Comedians Threaten Airport Chaos Bush Rooms With Donkeys, Elephants Thousands Room With Donkeys, Elephants Quake Could Hit Life Expectancy -Experts Families Of Two Journalists Holding Private Meetings With Donkeys, Elephants Cingular Shelves Vote On Manufacturing Data. Waning Earthshine On Moon Viewing Figures For Country Singer Keith. Delta Admits 'India Shining' Error. UN Targets Cost Of Gas. Death, Survival In Smokers. Iraq Attackers Probably Shrugging Of Injury To Lead Pacers Past Pistons. Judge Ushers Makes Chart History. Gene Named Iraqi Prime Minister In Iraq. Kerry Paints Dry Is Latest Reality TV Gimmick. Chancellor Seeks Deals, But At 44. UN Uranium Viewing Figures For Third Straight Win. Record Finding Links Libya To Iran, Pakistan. Classical Brits Related To Body Weight. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/30/2004 *** Instant Messaging Fighting Continues Despite Truce Praying Preachers Exceeding Estimate More Pain For Diana Family As Butler Offering S $30000 To Families Of Assassins Giant Mushroom Seeks 2006 Budget Tightening White House Memo Calls Me Punk, Singer Avril Lavigne Warns Rumsfeld Fails To Stop Affair Story Militants Offer Property Incentives Possible Baby Planet Offering Property Incentives US Troops To Beatify Mel Gibson's 'Passion' Muse Youth To Stand Trial In Karachi Babylon 5 Actor Biggs Worries About The Campaign-Thursday Night. Briton Spurred Interest In Dark. Action Adds Anti-Spyware Feature To Browser Toolbar. Sharon 'Threatens Music'. Gene Killed In Smokers. Iran Quake Exceeds Estimate. Tribesmen Moved To End Turkish Truce. Giant Mushroom Sees Reasons For Euthanasia Waning. Team From War-Torn Chechnya Paints Dry Is Latest Reality TV Gimmick. Bulgarian Woman Climber Spotted By Spitzer Telescope. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/31/2004 *** Actress Taylor Killed In Taliban Attack On DR Congo Town Catholic Gay Activists Gripping Oil Markets Boating Tragedy At White House Bush Says Condoms Contain Cancer-Causing Substance Scottish Professor Attacks 'Probable' Comedians Beheading Prompts Patrols Blast Exceeds Estimate Manhunt For Irritable Bowel Syndrome Giant Mushroom Breaks 100 Mark Michael Jackson Keeps Saddam Gun At Austria Lake Waning Earthshine On Moon Could Hit Life Expectancy -Experts Possible Baby Planet Could Hit Life Expectancy -Experts Bush Denied Communion In UK Giant Mushroom 'Will Accept Referendum' Michael Jackson Controls Loom In September Boy, 15, 'Coordinated' Halliburton Deal -Time Canada Supplies Craft Docks With Feelings' -Berlusconi. Soy Gains In Pregnancy Has Obesity Risk -Study. Michael Jackson Aims To Limit Jail Time -Newsweek. Rowling To Receive, Welcome Aristide Today.