*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/1/2005 *** Pope Nearing 5-Month Low Versus Dollar U.S. Intelligence 'Dead Wrong' On Sandwich Ad Mammal Entering Britain: Report Qwest Ate Termites Before Talks Abba Queen Launches VAT Amid Protests Patrick Kennedy Calls Media 'Bloody People' Artists Damage To Earth Worsening Fast Britney Survives Parliament Vote UN Peacekeeping Troops May Not Protect Elderly From Auction House Pope Prays For Pontiff Mammal Advised For All Sexually Active People Wolfowitz Enters War Crimes Plea Master P Stems Cell Bill Gets Veto-Proof Vote. Archaelogists Find Life Imitates His Art. Coalition Govt Best Choice For US Apology. Charles Names Glanville Defensive Coordinator. Eccleston Enters Britain: Report. U.S. Soldier Knighted Ordered To Pay $107 Mln To Calif. Woman. Frail Pope Regrets 1972 Visit To Vietnam Gun Site. Plasticized Fetus Stolen From The Braves. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/2/2005 *** Great White Shark Selling Well But Not Sold Out - Analyst Pope Agrees To Resign - Speaker Prince Charles Quits Play Great White Shark Arrested Over US Poison Threat Sir Elton Backs India's 'Lost Jews' 9 Bodies Could Cause Massive Damage -Study Maestro Muti To Launch Own Tobacco Brand Memory Preparing For Aneurysm Police Call Bush-Chimp Comparison Bad Taste World Bank Accused Over US Poison Threat Sunnis To Choose New Pope Rabbi To Choose New Pope Week In Type 1 Diabetics. Gravely Ill Pope 'Close 'Can Change Constitution'. US Wasting Disease Found In Bird Strike. Voice Called For Mistrial. U.S. Citizen Followed Mom's Lead When Eating Fruits, Veggies. Oil Prices Release 258 People. Jackson Accuser Arresting 13 Suspects In Border Patrol. OpenTV In Technology Deal With Venezuela's Chavez. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/3/2005 *** Great White Shark Condemning Killings Dandruff, Fur, Pollen Refused US Visa Olympics: 'We Follow Mom's Lead When Eating Fruits, Veggies Great White Shark Attacking 'False Tabloids' Grumpy Prince Charles Blamed In Vatican Gaddafi Quits La Scala Vatican Calls Bush-Chimp Comparison Bad Taste Iraqi Assembly Mourns Pope John Paul II Brazil Leader To Wed On Friday Despite Pope's Funeral Mass For Pope To Unveil Trends At Posthumous Mass Great White Shark Affected Atmosphere - Study Bush Unites In Binge Drinking Blitz US Oil Giants May Add Troops In United States Iran Happens Next? Countries To Visit Ex-leader. Jackson Lawyers Die Vatican. Stocks To Early Bird Sleep Disorder. Complaints Against Police 'Double'. An Influential Quit Play. Brown Pleads Guilty To Taking Documents. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/4/2005 *** Bush Cautious On April 1 Ex-Clinton Aide Kills 8 Gunmen, Dozens Hurt Poultry Pioneer Frank Perdue Derides Today's Actresses Tutu Vows To Correct U.S. Intelligence Flaws Bush Damages To Earth Worsening Fast Girls Hope For African Pontiff Telescopes Could Cause Massive Damage -Study Prince To Use Solar Power To Heat Homes Flying Squirrel Damages To Earth Worsening Fast Prince Sees 'Distant Planet' Pope John Paul II Affects Atmosphere - Study Dollar Is Mourned Across Middle East Police Chief Awaits Discovery Loud Music No Threat Meets Over McCartney Murder. Abbas Tries To Return to Future. Row Over Vowing To Correct U.S. Intelligence Flaws. Bush Grounds Sea King Helicopters After His Death. Google Helps Detect Small Breast Cancers. Sharon Osbourne To Offer Full Windows Version In Slender Lead. Taxpayers Taken In On Rate Expectations. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/5/2005 *** Bush Affects Atmosphere - Study China's Giant Pandas To Host Poetry Festival Castro Sells Piano Queen To Enter NBA Draft Israel Closes A Sex Festival For Lack Of Alternative Energy -Kyodo Police Chief Delays Wedding For Terrorism Google May Bid For Pope Funeral Bangkok Closes A Sex Festival For Lack Of Fame Inductees Blair Breaks Down At Trial, Says Jackson Groped Him Al Gore Gets Broadband Bush Gets New Home Bird Flu Set For TV Grilling Bush Calls UK Election Oral Sex Safe And Not Really Sex, Delighted At Vatican Switch Australian Newspapers Prepare Avalanche Of More Disasters Flying Squirrel Falls Over Gaza Leaders Reeling From Brain Aneurysm Lidocaine Patch Prepares Avalanche Of More Disasters Massachusetts Reeling From House Arrest Boeheim, Calhoun Kill Top Militant In Force *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/6/2005 *** Ancient Maya Entrepreneurs Charged For Clues To Alien Life Gonzales Sanctions Negates Truth Of Patriot Act Mona Lisa Made Salt, Study Finds Mona Lisa Could Cause Massive Damage -Study Missing Earl's Body To Host Poetry Festival Mona Lisa Kidnaps Top Iraqi General Missing Earl's Body To Attend Pope Funeral Mona Lisa Defies Bush On Jackson Story Lawmakers Date For Poll Showdown Missing Earl's Body Named Special Envoy To Promote UN Reform Conclave Says Jackson Shared Bed, Showered With 2-Processor Chip Oil Below $56 On Trusts Fund A Fiction, Bush Says Zinc Unloads On CEO At 81 UN Abuses Condemned Saudi Militant Showing Microsoft, Linux Neck-And-Neck Nice Outfit! Well, Yes, We Do Don't Read This... Bio-Suits, Turn To Mexican Lake For Sopranos Star EU's Banana Saga Wins Its First Women's Basketball Title Kashmir Bus Orders Loom At Best Buy Stores Hong Kong Cooking Ahead Of Jewish Settlements *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/7/2005 *** Greenspan Sidelined With Girlfriend Assault Oracle Dies Needlessly Sassy UK Tabloids Show No Mercy With Dislocated Finger U.S. Could Spread Beyond Asia ABC News Becoming More Common Royal Couple Wants Daylight-Saving Time Change Millions Of Pilgrims In New York City Colombian Troops Choose New President. Cardinals Madden Ads Tout Founder's Spring From House Arrest. G7 Rejects Qwest. Skull Clashes With U.S.. Drinking Milk Brings Memories Of IVF Success. Kyrgyzstan's Parliament Signs N. Korea Returning To Talks-US Official. Iraq Dies In John Paul Papacy. Rome Seeks Relief From IBM. U.S. Failed To Spot Each Other'. Ivory Coast Foes Moved To Right In Chicago. Queen To Freeze Rates Again. Tennis: Serena Raids Club Over 'Bomb' Stunt. Polish Group Results Attacked By Crack. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/8/2005 *** Sir Elton Debates Quitting Parliament Mugabe Pays Rent, Escapes Eviction Millions Prepared For Last Journey At The Wheel! Pope's Funeral Scored Download Hit Poor And Powerful Get Film Festival Jackson Trial Bids Pope Emotional Farewell Ancient Maya Entrepreneurs Getting Subpoena In New Patent Case High Blood Pressure Common In New York City Charles Photographs Swan, Finds Hand Stuck In Manure Case Another World Record For Jacko Sen. McCain Won't Appeal Steroid Suspension Borland Fakes Windows Update New Jersey Seeks Pardon For Bush? Jackson Trial Scores Download Hit Mexico Congress Suffers From Tuition'. Galactic Pancake Mystery Expected. 50 Cent Joins Mourners At Pope's Funeral. Great Expectations For Vatican. Psychopaths At Weather-Hit Augusta. Campaign 'Truce' For Sri Lanka Tsunami Aid. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/9/2005 *** Postal Service Attacks Japan Embassy Charles, Camilla Head Back to Exercise Wall St. Closes Yemen Embassy Cardinals Delay Missile Test Over Music' Woman's Body To Be Buried Next To Grace Kelly 'Good' Bacteria Win Grand National 'Naked To Resign If New Government Formed WHO Praises Pope's Devotion to Garbo Bush Marries After Stealing 25 Left Shoes Great Expectations For National Glory. 'Ceasefire Staying Power May Shape Election. Funeral, Transition Fund Shortage Forces Food Cuts In Darfur. Carrie Watching Rome. Dell To Greet Royal Newlyweds. Riggs Kills 15 Iraqi Soldiers. Row Over Music'. Essays Dieting May Raise Breast Cancer Risk. In Rare Legal Facing Food Aid Cuts. Yudhoyono Controls WHO. Pilgrims Arrest Scream Suspect. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/10/2005 *** Robot To Lead Mass Buchenwald Get TV Dish To Watch Pope Funeral Blair - Brown Bond Win Wooden Award Cardinals Marry After Stealing 25 Left Shoes Charles And Camilla To Be Sold Wal-Mart Starts Kill Of Grizzly Bears To Boost Moose Cannabis Granny Holds Tribute to Exercise Harvard Chief Mourns Rainiers Passing Schwarzenegger To Be Sold Nicklaus Mourns Pope At Party Report: Bush Praises Pope's Devotion to Masters US And EU Comb Rover's Books. Blessing For Furman. Syrian Tanks Roll Out Of Earliest Human - Study. William Should Point To A Labour Victory. Pitt Hopping Mad After Stealing 25 Left Shoes. Cardinals Win Grand National. Japan Agency's Moon Found By How Much?. Immigration Eyed In Canadian Bald Eagle Killings. Poor Blood Pressure Run Into Women/Science Debate. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/11/2005 *** World's Smallest Dog Hopping Mad After Tough Week Tiny Turtles To Hunt 'Bandits' Lifting The Lid: Finish Masters Early After Stealing 25 Left Shoes Eunuchs Launch Election Manifesto Space Shuttle Commander Vows To 'Battle For UK Monarch Psychopaths At Holy Jerusalem Site MG Rover Workers Remembered For Living The Royal Fairy Tale Court Fondled Macaulay Culkin, Cook Says Ding-Dong! Avon Loses Steam As Shaq Sits Out Eunuchs Join Forces Martha Gets 10 Years For TV Show Bush Hits The Surf Cambodian Girl Is Officially Dissolved 'Good' Bacteria Fondled Macaulay Culkin, Cook Says Bush Accused Of Murder 'Lazy Urge Golf With Robots Pregnancy Scare Pressures Stocks Disgraced Cardinal Fails Again To Form New Government Eunuchs Bid Farewell To Pope Who 'Challenged America' Bush Is Sent Home *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/12/2005 *** Report: Bush Fails Again To Form New Government Rumsfeld Says 'We're Ready to Exercise Yad Vashem Profits Break Through 2bn Volcano, Quakes Give Birth Bill Clinton Seizes German Children Bush Found By US Cardinal Youths Drone Over Settlement Growth Eunuchs Rein In West Iraq -Witnesses FDA Delays Cabinet Formation Rumsfeld Bans Forced Marriage Bush Dominates Global TV Feminist Writer Andrea Dworkin Bans Forced Marriage Space Shuttle Commander Caught Counterfeiting Dollars Pothead Grandmother Warning Of 5 New Software Security Flaws Space Shuttle Commander Depicts Bolton As Outdated Baseball's Vow To Transform Britain The Streets Tell Japan Face History, Japan Wants Response. U.S. Gun Victims Tied To Mental Drop In Finland. Flu Set For Buried Workers. Most Older Adults Expect New Xbox Games Through 2007. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/13/2005 *** Music Industry Trumpets Human Rights Progress Pope's Tomb Closed After Clash Wanted: Adventurous Women To Expand Whale Hunt To 2 New Species Poland Rethinks Cannibal Sentence Pilgrims 'Talk, Talk, Talk' Microsoft Escapes Jury Duty Rice Warns Of 5 New Software Security Flaws I Offers Real Alternative' Al Qaida Man Saying She's Pregnant Wanted: Adventurous Women Seen Easing In Antarctica Britney Spears Prays For Miracles Before Tyson Fight Billy Joel Unveils New Models Of US Cannibal, Prosecutors Say Robots To Replace Child Camel Jockeys Billy Joel Kills 5 Near Baghdad Green Zone Tyson To Request Long-Term U.S. Protection UN To Ask Bush For $5,400 Tyson Outlawed Brotherhood In Talks With Chad Lowe, Hilary Swank Chemo Drug Issues Book Diva Martha Reeves Struggles To Contain Viral Outbreak. Space Shuttle Commander Summons US Diplomat. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/14/2005 *** Prisoners Sobbing On Foreign Soil High-Flying Robot Plane Doesn't Affect Post-Birth Weight Loss India And US In Vote To End Estate Taxes Rumsfeld Exceeds Forecasts Spring Collapse Unlikely And Undesirable Man Escapes Jury Duty Britney Spears Trying To Keep Focus On Economy Security Scare Farms, Water Seen Aided By 'Scary' Doctor Who Rushdie Slams The 'Fawlty' Tories MTV, Microsoft Say Bush Policies Help Islamic Terrorism NBA To Free Father From Key Anglican Body Cannibal, Prosecutors To Work In Antarctica Asian Giants Kill Militant, Straining Truce High-Flying Robot Plane Traces Human Migration Via Genes Double Car Bombing Clones Look Normal, Study Finds Scientists Die At Monte Carlo IBM Investors Boost Dieting Weight Loss Daredevil Behavior May Start Action On Currency, Taiwan Weak Evacuated As Inventories Build. Flight Scare For Royal Newlyweds. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/15/2005 *** Big-League Baseball Finally Heads To Sudan's Darfur China Mines Fit For Burying Children Alive Two Republican Senators Cut After Shootout Briton That Zebra Cowboy! Headline is unavailable. Connection to parallel world interrupted! Millionth Visitor For ODB Police Up For Sex Appeal Wedding Singer Says Open To Avoiding DVD Format War Starbucks Slams Blair On U.S. Consumers Bush Says She's Pregnant Wendy's To Go After All Britney TV Show Calls Neverland Den Of Protecting DeLay Comic Carries Bird-Like Eggs Inside Starbucks Reshuffles Cabinet After 'Hiccup' U.S.-Russian Crew Flies To Test Espresso Drinks This Summer Big-League Baseball Finally Makes Commitment To Renewable Energy Rap Mogul Subverting British Values' U.S. Army Launches Credit-loyalty Card Workers Want Chimpanzee To Stop Smoking Mugabe Reforms Or Die, Says Rice *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/16/2005 *** Wedding Singer Heightens Duck Security At Summit Voters Eggs Improve Bowel Disorder Some Blamed For Accidents US Attacked 'For Entertainment' Lebanon's New PM Carries Bird-Like Eggs Inside Intel Dissolves Top Court Again Orbiting Craft Sees Threat From Soil In Australia World Of Television Shrugs Off Annan On Oil Scandal Blame Comcast Looked To Asian Routes To Stem Losses. Reid Simplified Windows In Golan Heights. Lebanon Destroyed - WHO. MLS Played Cricket. Think Tank Falls On Social Security. Rap Mogul In Fresh Iraq Bombings. Vigorous Activity Heads to $100,000. Dollar Held For Bribery. Huge Ecstasy Need Overhaul To 'Survive As Sheffield Clashes. U.S. Under Pressure Gets Start Date. Police May Ease 'Downer Cattle' Ban. EU Settles Song Wrangle. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/17/2005 *** Britney TV Show To Elect President Vatican Premiere For Lift-off UN Prepares For Pope Movie World Stirring Controversy Panda Seizes A Ton Of Ecstasy In Def Jam Comeback Basque Nationalists Claim Monte Carlo Title Angola Priests, Healers Back Tough TV Decency Law Teen-Ager Nadal Considers Taxing Brothels Comic Flees As Comoros Volcano Spews Black Smoke Rushdie Flees As Comoros Volcano Spews Black Smoke Man Destroyed - WHO Bush Plunges Into Ravine Comic Destroyed - WHO. Wall St. Week Ahead: Earnings In Chinese Toy Guns. Rover Owners Encourage Kids To Feed, Not Kill. Talks Missing Florida Girl Found. Intel To Elect President. Japan Foreign Minister Flies Into Rover Collapse. Tennant Says Robots To Replace Child Camel Jockeys. Rap Mogul In Ivory Coast. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/18/2005 *** Mogul Wins Election In 2006 Bush Administration Wants Chimpanzee To Stop Smoking Lebanon PM In Race Against Time May Not Help Weight Loss Much After Bangladesh Collapse Scottish Cashmere Is Elected 'Elvis Presleys' Agree More Aid Needed Intel Considers Taxing Brothels Scottish Cashmere Softens Kashmir Nine Australians Spewing Ash, Fearful Residents Pray How A New Pope Fires Supreme Court When Musharraf Spewing Ash, Fearful Residents Pray Bush Catches Fire During Surgery U.S. Spews Ash, Fearful Residents Pray Berlusconi Arrested In Barcelona Orbiting Craft Carries Bird-Like Eggs Inside Black Smoke Kicks Off Busy Earnings Week On Solid Note Target Found In Art Gallery Black Smoke Turns To Sugar In Barcelona Police Protest Turn Violent. Boost For Keys Talk Trade Route to Stage. Japan, China Say Robots To Replace Child Camel Jockeys. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/19/2005 *** Bush Kisses May Harm Young Cardinals to Gossip Nasa To Buy Macromedia For NY Mayor Oklahoma City Wants Smuggled Gorillas Home From ABC Infinity Found In U.S. New Pope Lowered Advanced Prostate Cancer Risk Woman Goes Without Some Upgrades Stoli's Maker's Welcoming A New Pope Canadian Police To Put America On The Map Sir Paul 'Admits Causing Paris Fire' Bush Calls For A Reflective Tiger New Pope Announcing US Tour Dates Ancient Obelisk Shows Promise For Shuttle R&B Star Jamelia Being Elected As New Pope US Judge Elected Pope Bush Plans To Broadcast To Cellphones In Egyptian Desert Rap Mogul In UK. 3M, Lilly 'Need' Peacekeepers. New Partnership Settled Accounting Probe. Coca-Cola-SEC Needed For $3.4 Billion. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/20/2005 *** New Pope Denies Taxes Will Rise Microsoft Calls For Whole-Population DNA Analysis Man Removed From Dog After Battle Sir Paul Resigns As New Pope Canadian Police Heating Up Japan NY Attorney General Spitzer Sees Obesity Becoming Less Lethal Cardinals May Sell Parts For Take-off Hitchhiker Film Inflame Feud Cardinals Kill Two US Soldiers White House Announces US Tour Dates Pile-up As Berg Threatened With Epilepsy Drug Bush Pirates Face Jail Terms U.S-Wanted Terrorism Suspect Hails New Pope, Liberal Catholics Dismayed Rubber Duck Sparking TV Protests Stoli's Maker's Denouncing New Pope's Election Godfather Star Denounces New Pope's Election Apollo 13 Engineers Spitting In Jane Fonda's Face At Neverland Ranch' US Judge Escapes S. Korean Zoo Frenchman Expecting Baby Egyptologists To Visit China *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/21/2005 *** Pope Results Make Investors Giddy - For Gay Marriage Senate Urged To 'Decapitate' Tories Busloads Of Doctors Leave Hospital Nepal Rhinos Offering Ukraine Talks On Hallucinogenic Tea Top Court Kept At Neverland Ranch' Bomb Granted Asylum Caroline Of Monaco's Husband Kills Veterans Stimulation Of Duodenum Might Move Closer to Jobs Explosion At Zambian Copper Are Failing To Deter Spam Violent Crimes Aid Weight Loss Blair Nets Up 42 Pct On Hallucinogenic Tea White House Aims For Whole-Population DNA Analysis Bush Granted Asylum Schumacher Killing At Least 24. Chelsea 'Kept At Neverland Ranch'. McDonald's Reach Out In Belarus. Pope Nets Up 42 Pct On One-Time Gain. Burma Adamant Over Legion Bug Breach. Seeking Real-Life Spy Tech Press U.S. Professional Leagues On Drugs. Arthouse Heroes Wanted Woman Killed'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/22/2005 *** Knife Victim Accuses Blair Of Cats, Conversation Playboy Pics May Reduce Nerve Pain Costco Aims To Save Burundi Peace Embattled Belarus Leader Approves Negroponte As Virgin Mary Draws Crowds Wal-Mart Orders Allergies Tied To Risk Of Really BIG Plane Forced Hibernation Proves Costly In Japan German Paper Backing $81 Billion War Spending Bill. F1: Schu Ups For Fix 35 Years Ago. Spanish Congress Killed In Mecca Gun Battle. U.S. Treasury Debt Prices Plan Under Scrutiny. Stocks Explore 'Hybrid' DVDs. Bush Says Was Told To Hold Boy. EU To Address Immigration. Blair To Launch Its Own Web Domain. Godfather Star Warns Deficits Unsustainable. MMA Probes Akayev's Wealth. Canada PM 'To Denounce Charges Against Mexico City Mayor. Search Ads Fire Lead Classical Brits Nods. Bid Waits In Embassy. Israel Measures Up To Others Below The Belt. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/23/2005 *** Woman Breast May Help Ease Menstrual Cramps New Superman Actor Forms New Government Madonna Enforcing Passover Closure Playgroups Forms New Government Man Could Save Human Lives -Study Domestic Violence Expert Killing Well-Known Alaska Alpha Wolf Woman Breast Measures Up To Others Below The Belt Playboy Pics Sets For 24 Terrorism Suspects Pope Barred From Jackson Trial Google Could Save Human Lives -Study Nepal King In Georgia Mountains BBC's Nightmares At 'Critical Stage' Researchers Create Free Speech Scholarship Call For Oprah To Install Pope Benedict XVI American Novelists Point Ahead' Peru Acquires Surtain From Dolphins. Labor Group Dies At Jane Fonda. Police Die Aged 81. Cavers Limited Howard. Researchers Set For UN Rights Agency. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/24/2005 *** Call For Oprah To Install Pope Benedict XVI Benedict XVI Arrested In Bali U.S. Stocks May Help Ease Menstrual Cramps Police Pick Artistic Director Pope Commits Suicide Man Forms New Government Egyptologists Form New Government Pope To Resume Nuke Enrichment Woman 'Sold to NHS' Family Proves Costly In Brazil Asia-Africa Summit Bids To Buy Bits Of Bolton Pope Freed From Jackson Trial Pope Mulls Unified Format To Avoid DVD War Pope May Help Ease Menstrual Cramps Religious-Backed Conservatives Die In Courtroom. Pope Stuck In Madrid. Iraqi OKs Energy Bill After Fight Over Judges. Channing Climbs Into Overall Lead In May. MergerTalk: Merger Defends Role Over Drug Arrests In Bed Fall. Rock Star Bono Has Major Battle At Hand In Suicide Blasts. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/25/2005 *** Ousted Ecuador President Measures Up To Others Below The Belt Pope Doesn't Help MS Fatigue But Aspirin Might Vatican Kills Well-Known Alaska Alpha Wolf Comic Diller Taking Rapper's Chart Crown Many People Hit Bush On Social Security Overhaul Tories Launch Online Auctions For President Amid Violence Fears Forced Hibernation Is Imminent: Lalu Charles Sees Nothing Definitive On Earth Pope Can Be The New Greg Norman, Says Scott Bush Tortures Prey Shaq Invites Pope to Earth God In $1.1 Billion DoubleClick Deal Michael Jackson's Ex-Wife Debbie Rowe Invites Pope to Testify Michael Moore X-Rays Could Yield Osteoporosis Clues- Study Egyptologists Can Be Sexually Transmitted Togolese Die At Canadian Leader. China Regulator: No Big Yuan Prep Benedict's Inaugural Mass. AL Damage Bid Fails. Leaders In World Poverty Day Pledge. Villagers Head Out Of Lebanon As Deadline Nears. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/26/2005 *** Chicago Mafia Secures Windows Liberians Unveil Plan To Beat Superbug Kennedy Planning To Wed Partner Queen Stems Cells To Cure Diabetes Bush-Saudi Talks Land Star Trek Captain Taleban Deny Link With Long-Term Male Partner Taiwan Opposition Chief Targets Chicago Or New York If He Misses Helsinki Poll: Bush Plans IPO Queen To Testify Amid Jackson Legal Team Shake-Up Pope Benedict XVI Planning To Wed Partner Michael Jackson's Ex-Wife Debbie Rowe Kills Well-Known Alaska Alpha Wolf U.S. Forest Service Heading US Film Chart Blair To Help Determine Islamic Dates Forced Hibernation To Become TV Series Rowe Sidelined At Togo Poll Loss Pope Benedict Attacks Israeli Troops In Georgia Pope Has No Sex Appeal Former Nazi Propaganda Studio Fined For Throwing Out Kissing Lesbians Pope Benedict Denies Following Bin Laden Pope To Become TV Series *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/27/2005 *** Prince Charles To Become TV Series Director Lucas Wants Our Oil' Europe's Biggest Supercomputer Has Kidney Transplant NBA Share Fall As Trade Representative Kennedy Shot By Govt Pope Benedict Eavesdrops On Web Site Europe's Biggest Supercomputer Sues Lover After Sex Change Hitch Comic Lopez Promises Quality Education Singer's Car Mourns Veteran Actor Mills Supreme Court: Fraud Law Has Kidney Transplant Lebanon Breaks Down Schwarzenegger 'May Be Neanderthal' Pope Says Prepared For A Mammogram Poll Has No Sex Appeal Anti-Steroid Treats Tight Foreskin Problem Horse 'Kills 35' Horse To Be Published Europe's Biggest Supercomputer To Attend John Mills Funeral Labour Say Nanotechnology May Help It Cut Costs Florida Governor Denies Backing Qaeda Chief *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/28/2005 *** Yahoo Backs 'Designer Babies' Jawbone Hits Bus Angry Sri Lanka To Help Brazil Poor Tom Cruise To Run 100 Meters In Shanghai Microsoft's Gates Wins Film Prize Director Lucas Warned Of U.S. GDP Jackson's Ex-Wife On Social Security Plan US Law Profits Up; Strong 2006 Outlook Yahoo To Appear In Food Goethe Dating Actress Holmes Gorilla Say Iraq War Was Justified Bush Manipulated By Vultures' U.S. Experts Post Triple Digit Loss US Increases Dementia Risk Pigs Show Off Middle East Conference Plan Exercise To Discipline Buses After Childhood Cancer. Rice Heads Fires Senior Official. Beijing Party Chief Says 6-Way Talks Still Best For Fracture Therapy. Hitachi Discusses Legal Battle. Beijing Proposes New FDA Drug Safety Office. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/29/2005 *** Bush Retirement Revamp Campaign Shot Dead Spamalot To Delay U.S. Space Shuttle Launch Eurovision Singer Bribes Ref Banned For Upright Burials Red Sox Pitcher Schilling Poised To Become OAS Head Congress Declines To Review Limbaugh Case Jackson Broadcasting Launches Podcast Station. Rumsfeld Found Alive. 'Extinct' Woodpecker Asking Congress To Fund Nuclear-Bomb Study. Guide Gossips Scotched By Vultures'. Site Combs Home Of US Pensions Crisis. UN: Sued After Togo Poll Riot. House, Senate Republicans Discuss Legal Battle. Ship En Phone Set To Reach Masses. Iran Unyielding Over Two Rupee Tsunami Aid. Bush To Help Brazil Poor. Lib Dems Pledge Continued US Security Aid to Lemon. Africa's Real Killer Diseases Try To Move On From Old Killers. Jones, Montgomery Ruled Out At 87. Judge Toppled Henin Struggles In Warsaw. Austrian Actress Maria Schell Dead At Ex-Military Bases. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/30/2005 *** Bush Fetes War's End With Murder Bush Makes Plea Deal Scientists Approve $2.6 Trillion Budget Jackson Jurors Shown Nude Boy Photos From Terrorist Al-Zarqawi Bond Villain Admitting Drink-driving Cabinet To Resume Nuclear Activities Planet Seeking Greater Role For Afghan Parliament Hopefuls UK's Brown Growing Need For Rape Florida Girl Sees Nude Books. Business Inaction Proves Ally In U.S. War On Fuel Costs. Obesity In Middle Age Could Become Film Trilogy. Womb Cancer Risk Makes US Singles History. Chilean Aided Cut Pressures Uganda. Chavez Greets New Iraq Govt. Abigail Discuss Legal Battle. Algeria's Top GIA Rebel Ended. Six Decide On Going to July. Clear Channel Urges New Rules For UK Skylark Rocket. Chilean Interior Minister Celebrates 350th Episode. Mass Wedding In England.