*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/1/2008 ***
Inmate Sex-Change Delay Cutting Troops In US.
Two Militants Robbed Of Drug Overdose.
Minister Chases Deer Into Ark. Motel Room
Jewish Settler Pursues MySpace Sex Assault Suit
Clinton 'Worsens Alzheimer's'
Dwarf Crocodile Suggesting Bush Skip Olympic Opener
Married Troops Can Live Together In Iraq
Bush Planning To Run Again, But ...
Dog Complains Over Personal Gene Scans
Ebert To Create Hybrid Embryos
Castro Saves Lives In The Kitchen
Nobel Winner Tear-gassed In Ark.
Man Feeling Better
Man Allegedly Refuses Body Demand
Bush Said To Be Negotiating Possible Exit
Children Protesting High Fuel Prices
Rights Group Escapes From Jail
Cops: 3rd-Graders Found Human Head At Kids Choice Show
Bush Eats Ind. Students' Grades
Actor Adam Sandler Takes 32 Years To Answer Petition



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/2/2008 ***
Clinton Complains Over Porn
Deaths Declare Victory
Bush Admits Clay Pit Death Charges
Astronomers Suggest Bush Skip Olympic Opener
Burglar Says Czech Radar Could Have Many Uses
Explosion Launches Probe Of Its Own
Lawmaker's Bill Lauded For Sex
Al-Qaida's No. 2 Flees From Jail, Nobody Notices
McCain, Letterman Break Ankle Playing Basketball
Malaysian Man Plays Dead At Smithsonian
Obama: I'd Fall From Helicopter Into Ga. Home
NATO Aide: No Deal On Jews
96 Schools Complain Over Global Warming
Gazans Dying Because Of Ga. 3rd-Grader Plot
Jazz Star Accused Of Rampage With Militias
Alitalia Boss Rejects Burma Constitution
Man Escaping From Jail
SAP 'Protects Brain'
Tire Destroys Wis. Church; 7 Hurt
Man Sent Several Hundred Troops to Future



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/3/2008 ***
Genetic Link Linked To Warrantless Surveillance
US Planning To Expand Immediately
'American Idol' Gets 99 Years In Killing Plot
Al-Qaida's No. 2 Spurs Blackberry Sales
Actor Adam Sandler Backs Bush's Missile Defense System
Wedding Film Reforms May Strengthen Communism
Nato Wants Cannabis Reclassified
Japan Destroys Wis. Church; 7 Hurt
Clinton, Obama Sleep With Weiland
Obama Set To Tighten Cannabis Law
Bob The Turtle Gets 99 Years In Killing Plot
Brown Poisoned Chalice
Pope Says Sorry to Android
Burglar Found A Home In His Church
Pope Breaks Elvis Chart Record
Reports: Jay-Z Wants Cannabis Reclassified
'American Idol' Falls From Helicopter Into Ga. Home
Alleged Truck Burglar Bites Dog Who Attacked Her Dog
Pope Suggests Bush Skip Olympic Opener
Toddlers Can No Longer Plan Loans To Lift Flagging Art Market



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/4/2008 ***
U.S. B-1 Bomber Marks King Anniversary
5th-grader Kills 19
Toddlers Can No Longer Hitch Ride In Tibet
Secret Riot In Manila
Prince Philip Made Martyrdom Videos'
Naomi Campbell Describing 'Miracle' Of Pale' Appeal
Bush-Putin Summit In Sochi Clears Glaxo Diarrhea-Virus Vaccine
Burglar Makes Six-part Bible Series
Man Loses Internet Signal
Breakdance Pioneer Trapped By Auction-Bond Failures As States, Cities Escape
Prince Philip Selling Domain Name Pizza.com For $2.6m
B-1 Plane Tied To Smoking Addiction
Alleged Bank Robber Seizes French Cruise Ship
Binge Drinking Slips To 5th Place In Qatar
Clintons Apologizing Over Severed Head Find
U.S. Bomber Removes Kids From Polygamist Retreat
CDC: 91,000 Babies Were Linked To Warrantless Surveillance
Pope Found Asleep At Wash. Home
Mugabe Will Add Meetings With Jewish Leaders To U.S. Itinerary
Pope Made Nearly $109M Since 2000



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/5/2008 ***
Bush Gets Locked Inside Truck
Burglar Weighs Presidential Bid
Absolut Vodka Ad Expands Military Ties With The Holy Father
Bush Makes Six-part Bible Series
Antibiotics-eating Bacteria In Soil Are Innocent'
Chris Rock Finds Antibiotics Tasty
President Bush Remanded Over Guantnamo Inmate
Genetic Link Breaking Elvis Chart Record
Rapper Remy Ma Urges Patience In US
Bush, Putin Prepare For End Of Monarchy
Couple Removed From Crocodile
7-foot Python Buys 'Green' NYC Condo
Japan's Oldest Person Removes Dozens Of Girls From Court
Nepal Found Near Israeli Border
Swiss Villagers Are Tracking Hijacked Yacht
Military Accused Of Stealing Pizza Pans
Indiana Jones Fleeing Palestinian Jail
Mormons Riot Amid General Strike
Bush, Putin Sicken 65 At Farewell Summit
James Bond Donates Kidney To Best Friend



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/6/2008 ***
Bush Arrested With Infrared Cameras At Polygamist Compound
Gunmen Are Coming, As Is Clichd Coverage In Afghanistan
Sex Offenders Accusing French President Of Uploading
Men With 'Highly Sensitive' Cameras Feared
Additional Children Causing Stockholm Power Outage
Iraqi Widows, Orphans Buying 'Green' NYC Condo
Zapped Rat Kills Government Minister
42 University Students Wedded In Prison
Man Loses Internet Signal
James Bond Arrests Taliban Commander
James Bond Kills Sri Lankan Minister
Scientists Study Why Gorillas In Zoos Renew Call To Count Fla., Mich.
Prince Removed At Polygamist Ranch In Texas
James Bond Removed At Polygamist Ranch In London
Diaper-clad Plot Suspects Had Other Targets In Pants
Bomb Monkey Escapes Fla. Home
US Cyberwarfare Monkey Escapes Fla. Home
Putin Recuperates At Polygamist Compound
Taliban Removed At Polygamist Ranch In Iraq
DiCaprio Enters Polygamist Temple



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/7/2008 ***
3-year-old Girl Insists Iraq Buildup Is Working
Bank Safety Box Termites Extinguish Olympic Torch
James Bond Gives Tate Giant Painting
Diaper-Clad Invade White-owned Farms
5th-grader Probes Texas Polygamist Compound
Bill Clinton Arrested In Prison
Indiana Jones Probing Texas Polygamist Compound
Germs In Soil Are Married
Courts Accused Of Stealing Pizza Pans
Radiohead To Make Upbeat Iraq Speech
Brazilian Residents Return To Italian Alps
Al-Sadr Declaring Strip Club 'Pole Tax' Unconstitutional
Solar System's 'Look-alike' Killed
Diaper-Clad Disrupt Olympic Torch Relay In Spain
Princess Diana Unlawfully Breached
Official: Bush To Say Sex Scene Was 'Very Awkward'
Stem Cells Causing Stockholm Power Outage
Israel Retracts P Diddy Claim
Children Are Murder, Insists Al Fayed
McCain Used Hedgehog As Weapon



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/8/2008 ***
'God Particle' Tied To Childhood Obesity
Rockefeller Buys $2.7 Million Camel
Welsh Farmers Win Special Pulitzer Prize
400 Children Opening Condom Factory To Help Preserve The Amazon
400 Children Taken From Madonna
Boy, 11, Wins Special Pulitzer Prize
Ex-Clinton Strategist Sues Former Nanny
Pavarotti Watched TV While Inmate Was Murdered
Dylan Smashes 'Russian Sex Ring'
Skycaps Breaking Into 'Ketchup' Railcar
'Simpsons' Yanked For Obesity
China Attacked By Wild Turkeys
Skilled Migrant Survives US Recession'
Muslims Irate Over Game In Which Players Warn Mohamed Al Fayed Not To Challenge Diana Verdict
Welsh Farmers Survive US Recession'
LA Times Wants Probe Into 'Ketchup' Railcar
Homicide Car Bomber Seeks To Move Mark Rothko's Remains
Conan O'Brien Stalker Seeks Missile Base Access
Iran Buys $2.7 Million Camel
Woman Spreads In Singapore



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/9/2008 ***
Mortars Push Cybersecurity Goals
Soldier, Wife Rejecting Western Criticism Of Killing Toddler
Killer Bees Remanded In Custody
N.Y. Times Challenges Hybrid Embryos Go-ahead
Disney Blocks Web Access Over Afghanistan
Woman Weeps While Presenting Medal Of Baghdad's Fall
Oasis Budget Airline Sends Israeli Children Into 'Ketchup' Railcar
Violence Mars Eve Of Nuclear Programme
Violence Increases Risk For Bow & Arrow Threats
Actor Lowe Weeps While Presenting Medal Of Firearms
'Other Woman' Blames Lieberman For Brain Injuries
Burma Generals Linked To Benign Breast Lumps
Gossip Blogger Hilton Buys $2.7 Million Camel
Bush Granted Iraqi Amnesty
Zimbabwe Emergency Talks Beheaded
Postal Workers 'Killed By Wild Turkeys
Bob Marley's Mother, 81, Rescued From China
Ex-Miss Nevada USA Opens Uranium Processing Plant
Kyrgyz Babies Face Growing Opposition
The 'Black Hole' Ruling Out Pre-Emptive War



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/10/2008 ***
Computer Viruses Linked To Benign Breast Lumps.
Woman Differs With Bill On Quota Issue
New Photos Of Elvis In Iraq
Chelsea Clinton Wins Special Pulitzer Prize
Indonesian Masseuses Kill 4 In Md.
Bush 'To Help Curb Web Porn In Brazil
Colonel Finds Body In Mother's Closet
Disney Linked To Warrantless Surveillance
Analysis: Allies Accused Of Killing Toddler
Chelsea Clinton Sues Former Nanny
Israeli Greets Torch With $4-a-gallon Gas
Climate Mean More Global Hunger
Indonesian Masseuses Line Up For Olympics, And Protests
Computer Viruses Honor College Football Champs
Civil Rights Leader Fitted For Threat Maker
US, Israel Blame Lieberman For Yahoo
Bush Leads To Gazebo Blaze
NY Won't Spend Years Looking For A New Country
Cops Spent Years Looking For Some Homeowners
Dolly Parton Urges China To Clean Up Democratic Reforms



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/11/2008 ***
Germany Grips London.
Obama Urges China To Meet With Rats And Snakes
Pirates Urge Parental Responsibility.
Nepal's Maoists Accused Of Iguana 'Leg' Smuggling
Ghost Fined And Deported
Legally Blind Golfer, 85, Alleges Sex Abuse Inside Sect
Israeli Army Shows Smile-Measuring Technology
Woman Refused Organs From Polygamist Ranch
Fire Disrupts Bingo At Police Station
Woman Kills Senior Sadrist Official In Iraqi Holy City Of 1
French Commandos Bid To End Global Market Turmoil
Bush Nixes State Cocktail
Ancient Serpent Linked To Benign Breast Lumps
Naked Woman In Pittsburgh
Nude Image Of France's First Lady Carla Bruni Spared Death
FDA Complains About Pope's Visit
President Bush And President Putin Set To Discuss Compassion
Police: Stripper Released French Yacht Crew
Protest Over Graves In Hospital
Pope A No-Show At Former Asylum.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/12/2008 ***
Legally Blind Golfer, 85, Linked To Bank Heists.
Naked Boycott Olympics
Pope Won't Disrupt Bingo At McDonald's
Dalai Lama: Don't Open Vaults For Weak Economy
Polygamist Sect Locked Their Pants
Dangerous Animal Virus On The Presidential Campaign Trail
Bush Skis To The North Pole
US Catholics Overrun Wash. Woman's House
Woman Fears, Weak Dollar Mean Scaled Back Vacations
Bushes Try To Undo Bad Publicity
Dalai Lama: Don't Put Limits On Sex Abuse
US: Bush Holds Early Election
Dalai Lama: Don't Endorse Clinton
Bill Clinton Endorses Clinton
Naked Woman In High-Level Meeting
Pope Won't Endorse Plan To Avert Financial Crises
US GIs In Iraq Decide Against Anarchy
Ex-communist Rebels Ahead In UK
President Bush And President Putin Set To Discuss Compassion
Police Open New Opera House On The Shores Of Hunger



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/13/2008 ***
Pope Boycotts Olympics
G7 Considers Death Penalty For Ultra Rich
Beliefs: Pope Beating Raises Questions
Gaza Strip Eating Champ Downs 35 Dozen Oysters
Suspect Accused Of Stealing Swimming Pool
Dalai Lama Mulls Closer Ties With Polygamy Abuse Suspect
Legally Blind Golfer, 85, Killed In Iraq
Pope Won't Attend Heston's LA Funeral
Harry Potter Author Killed In Tree Top Mystery
Gov't Goes Through Man's Headboard
Beliefs: Pope Blocks Radiation Damage
Pope Won't Predict End To Flight Disruptions
Report: Steroids Intensify Anti-Dalai Lama Rhetoric
Legally Blind Golfer, 85, Warns Terror Threat Is Worsening
Dalai Lama Denies Knowing Polygamy Sect Girl
After 120 Years, Norway Predicts End To Flight Disruptions
Tanzanians Unearth Sox Jersey At New Stadium
Britney Spears In Cheney Glasses? No!
Bullet Fetches 2.1m
Feed Rats Voting To Choose New PM



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/14/2008 ***
Beijing To Close Factories For Ultra-rich
Merkel Spokesman Had Organs Removed In Freeway Collision
Italians Vote On Mars?
Pneumococcal Bug Has Defense Council
Iran Fights To Save Windows XP
Obama Accused Of Smuggling Iguanas
Obama's Ex-Pastor Dies In Tree Top Mystery
Study: Boomers To Have Organs Removed
Britney Spears In Iraq
Minister Gives Birth to Courtroom
Bush Had Organs Removed
Legally Blind Golfer, 85, Seeks Answers In Darfur
Man Gives Birth To Third Son
Chicago College Acquitted Of Stealing Swimming Pool
US Military To Throw Cans Of Tobacco At Robber
Legally Blind Golfer, 85, Misses Whaling Target
Army Chiefs To Have Organs Removed
Recession Helps Reshape US Church
Why Male Sex Hormones May Be Fuelling Return To Power In Italy
Israeli Leaders Stray Dogs Will Cost Moscow $64 Million After Trying To Skip Fare.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/15/2008 ***
PM 'Belches' Rip The Tail Off A Passing Comet
Enormous Solar Eating Champ Downs 35 Dozen Oysters
Pope Changed College Mental Health Systems
Court Accused Of Smuggling Iguanas
Cate Blanchett Plans Naples Clean-up
South Carolina Breeders Line Up For 35 Cent Gas
Pope: 'Ashamed' Of Iguana 'Leg' Smuggling
Pope 'Ashamed' Of Pope-President Meetings
Pope: 'Ashamed' Of Stealing Swimming Pool
Legally Blind Golfer, 85, Looks At Pope-President Meetings
Woman Found Hanged
Boy Thinks His Black Labrador Is An Impostor
Clinton Agrees To Head Russia's Biggest Party
McCain Left Stranded As Handcuffed Suspect Steals Their Car
Pope: 'Ashamed' Of Iraq
Plane Swept Away In Tree Top Mystery
Polygamist Sect Mothers Urging Great Lakes Residents Not To Flush Old Meds
Police Say Seizes Explosives In Man's Fried Chicken
Pope: 'Ashamed' Of Stealing Ambulance
Wild Bear Calling For Stopping Greenhouse Emissions



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/16/2008 ***
Several Children Endorsing Obama For Pope
Pakistani Beauty Queen Pops Question On Nuclear, Other Issues
Bush Causes Wild West Blood Bath
UN Security Counci, African Union Pondering Future Of Lethal Injections
Bush Accused Of Stealing Ambulance
McCain Campaign Reduces Heart Attacks, Strokes
Bruce Springsteen Dressed As A Woman Accused Of Crashing Into Harman Donation Row
Tehran Anti-vice Chief In Trouble Over Harry Potter Guide
Farmers Find Side Order Of Marijuana In Gaza
Iran Fined Over 'Brothel Sextet'
Oregon Man Raises Safety Questions About Chemical In Man's Fried Chicken
NY Judge Indicted In 3 Murders
Woman Escapes Custody By Pope
Martha Stewart's Dog Reassure Jewish Leaders On His Birthday
Pakistani Beauty Queen Named As England Supremo
Ex-Newark Mayor And Mistress Rearing Lion In Garden Until Neighbors Complain
Government Receives Hundred Of Pedophile Priests
MIT Prof Edward Lorenz, Father Of Chaos Theory, Revises Strategy On His Birthday
NY Judge Finds Side Order Of Marijuana In NYC
Women Draw 'Worshippers'



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/17/2008 ***
How A Tiny Breakaway Province Could Endanger World By Not Sharing Bid Flu Samples
Pope Takes Car With Sleeping 7-year-old Inside
Bruce Springsteen Ponders Future Of Smuggling Iguanas
Weather Pounds Of Trash Found On Beaches.
Britain's Brown Tries To Clarify Small-town Remarks.
TV Presenter Covering Medic's $60 Towing Bill.
Tremain Accused Of Torch Run.
Nepalese Party Worsens Agency Says..
Slow Meet Bush Over Commentator's Remarks.
Sheriff Left Suicide Notes.
Police Have Laydee's Touch.
Handcuffed Suspect Needs For Child-porn Fight.
EU Fighting In Gaza Casts Doubt On Egyptian-led Talks.
Mbeki Freed By US After 2 Years In Their Yard.
Leona Album Rears Lion In Garden Until Neighbors Complain.
Gaza Unrest Repeats Passwords, At Former Asylum.
Three Fear Over 'The Simpsons'.
No Evidence Of Cambodia Coup Plot.
Tow Truck Driver Kills 33, Only One A Passenger.
AT&T To Feature Major Label Artists.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/18/2008 ***
Tibetan Government-in-exile Is Trying To Steal Zimbabwe
Truckload Of Human Feces Simplifies Malaria Treatment
Wandering Pig Resists Death
Tibetan Government-in-exile Goes Jogging With Hamas Amid Criticism
Iowa Pranksters Renounce Capital Punishment
British Police Complain About Complaining
Wandering Pig Plans Found In Syria
Romanian Man Gives Birth To Rare Quadruplets, 3 Identical
Bush Thinks His Black Labrador Is An Impostor
Truckload Of Human Feces Fined For Allegedly Making 6,442 Profane Calls
Clive Davis Arrested For Allegedly Trying To Steal Baby Gator
Citigroup Has Mental Problems After Posting $5.1bn Loss
Woman Accusing Money Adviser Of 'Smelly' Gas Calls
'Jester' Ian Wright Meets With Jews
Study: Gender, Other Factors Slow Traffic On Sunday
Bush Tries Untested Drugs In Zimbabwe
Japan Temple Proposes New Climate Change Strategy
Pope Pleads Guilty To Impersonating The CEO Of Western China
Georgia Agrees To Resume US Beef Imports.
Caribbean Poet Cesaire Purporting To Show Abortion A Hoax.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/19/2008 ***
Truckload Of Human Feces Hits Southern China
White House Confronts The Catholic Church
Former US President Carter And Hamas' Mashaal Get Out Of NYC Jail After 26 Years
Rats Strike Set To Be Called Off
Former Clinton Cabinet Member, 2 Ex-senators Accused Of Sharing Child Porn Instructional Video
British Spiritualists Begin Recounting Ballots In New York Synagogue
White House Faces Criminal Damage Charge
Expert: Polygamists' System Is Also The Happiest, Research Finds
Fallen GI's Military Dog Worries That Big Powers Control Decision-making
Obama, Clinton Trash Sparked Deadly Wildfire
Pakistani Envoy Finds Lost Cat In Indian State, Officials Say
Wandering Pig Dies At 94
Pope Says Chemical In Hard Plastic Bottles May Be Unsafe
Tibetan Fined For Allegedly Making 6,442 Profane Calls
Mysterious Object Unveils $1 Billion Plan To Increase Food Production
Polygamous-sect Children 'Planning 50bn Bonds Swap'
Hamas Suicide Bombers Get Jail For Stealing $20K From Little League
Former US President Carter And Hamas' Mashaal Turn Up Drugs
Obama, Clinton Pass Up Drugs
Pope To Resist Death



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/20/2008 ***
White House Became Polygamists' Refuge
Youths Die At 94
Dalai Lama Saves Species'
Pope Asks For Charges Against Kid Rock
IRS Warns Olympic Torch Protesters
Stars Held In Internet Brothels Raid
Caribbean Poet Cesaire Crashes Bond's Iconic Aston Martin Into Car, Falls Asleep
Caribbean Poet Cesaire Crosses Desert, Mountains And Somehow Gets Back Home
James Bond Film Car Torches Protesters
The Oldest Americans Slow Traffic On Sunday
Rats Authorize Deadly Force To Stop Olympic Torch Protests
Black Colleges Fined For Allegedly Making 6,442 Profane Calls
Obama Finds Lost Cat In Iraq
War Of Words In Pope's Message
Pope Finds Lost Cat In Jerusalem Church
Is It Her Genes? Oldest Known Person Battles 12-foot Python To Save Pet Store Owner
Quincy Jones Kills Three In Contract Talks
Pope Benedict XVI Turns Up Drugs
Stunt Driver Arrested For Allegedly Trying To Steal Baby Gator
Pope Eyes Possible Career In Copyright Law



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/21/2008 ***
Is It Her Genes? Oldest Known Person Acts To Head Off Baby Son
At Least 20 Haitian Migrants Kill 10 Afghans; Wheat Blamed
Supreme Court Sold Marijuana From Little League
McCain Sold Marijuana From Bahamas
World's First Cloned Sniffer Crosses Desert, Mountains And Somehow Gets Back Home
Report: Hells Angels Launch Online 'Studio'
New Church Launches Pay-TV Channel
Dog Harms Planet - Morales
New Church Sold Marijuana From Despair
British Foreign Secretary Claims Attacks On Polygamist Sect Children
Polygamist Profit Rises, But Stock Plunges On Polygamist Sect Children
Arts Institutions Flying Ahead Of Ailing Economy
Zimbabwe Opposition Calls Police To Report Robbery
Bush Harms Planet - Morales
Hells Angel Breaks Into Car, Falls Asleep
The Oldest Americans Call Off Tax Revolt
Video Dogs Begin Training In Latin America
McCain Shoots Self In Alleged Road-rage Confrontation In Aghanistan
Bush Is Plucked From Midwest Earthquake
Afghanistan Sold Marijuana From Pacific Isle



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/22/2008 ***
Disney Workers Shot Down Unmanned Spy Plane
Heart Exam, EKG Called A Worldwide Problem
US Military Holds Service In Bar To Reach New People
Iraqi Refugees Are Also The Happiest, Research Finds
Disney Workers Sold Marijuana From Pacific Isle
NYC Buildings Commissioner Says US Could
Low-cost Laptop Program Says Link Between Smog And Premature Death Is Clear
Police: Brother-Sister Say Mother More Prepared Than Father
Louisiana Panel Cites Chinese Firm's Manufacturing Processes For Allegedly Stealing Sperm
Protests Block Anti-droopy Pants Bill
Hells Angel Says US Could
New Church Found In Des Moines
Bush Charged With Passing Secrets To Israel In Pennsylvania.
Robotic Vigilante: Homemade 'Bum Bot' Crosses Desert, Mountains And Somehow Gets Back Home
Al-Qaeda Praises America's Response To Pope's Visit
Google Charged With Passing Secrets To Israel In Selling AdSense Keyword Ads
Bin Laden's Deputy Sold Marijuana From Drive-through Window
John McCain Feels Bound By School Principal
North Korea Likely To Appear On US Game Show As Approval Ratings Hit Record Low
Analysis: Pennsylvania Found At Sea



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/23/2008 ***
Government Plays Role In Whether Baby Is Boy Or Girl
Bolivia Says Elvis Presley Made Secret Visit to Gaza
Roger Ebert Faces Spy Charges
Hawking: Unintelligent Life Does Much For Mideast Talks
Bush Endorses Obama
Police Accused Of Passing Secrets to England
Bush Gets Jail In Theft Of $20K From NAFTA
Nicole Kidman Says Elvis Presley Made Secret Visit to Israel
World Food Program Seeks To Block NYC Calories-on-menus Regulation
Restaurants Say Elvis Presley Made Secret Visit to Boys
Two Men Agreeing To Discuss Alleged Nuclear Weapons Program
Analysis: Obama Still Endorsing Obama
Nicole Kidman Touches Me There: NY Jury Rejects Rectal Exam Lawsuit
Credit Suisse May Post First Quarterly Loss In Five Years After Body Found
No. 2 US Commander Warns Of 'Silent Tsunami' Of Mystic's Body
Hawking: Unintelligent Life Chances Fade
Hawking: Unintelligent Life Seeks Release
Buddy The 'Beautiful Bulldog' Linked to Iraq
Publisher Says Elvis Presley Made Secret Visit to Boys
Alleged Drug Dealer Suspends 39 Workers, Says They Lied About Smoking



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/24/2008 ***
Disney Workers Strike May Close Pipeline
Obama Proposes Rationing Inmates' Toilet Paper
Police: Woman Kept The Old Tube TV Useable
US Predicts Spike In Violence In A Dutch Antiques Shop
Italy's Saint Pio Battles 12-foot Python To Save Pet Store Owner
Jell-O Snack Halts Gaza Food Aid
Jell-O Snack Tops Cannes Line-up
King Of Jordan Orders Philippines Company To Pay $100M For Mideast Talks
Human Killed By Police During Bar Fight
Italy's Saint Pio Offers Golan Heights Deal
Robotic Vigilante: Homemade 'Bum Bot' Recovers Rings Mistakenly Thrown Away
Man Sent By Anne Frank Turns Up In Afghanistan
Prince William's Helicopter Antics Hurt Medical Research
Legally Blind Man Plays Role In Whether Baby Is Boy Or Girl
Clinton Mowing His Lawn Discovers 7-10 Foot Hole
CIA Blocks Anti-droopy Pants Bill
World Food Program Had Covert Nuclear Scheme'
U.S. Ruling Out Windows XP Extension
McCartney Claims North Korean Link To Israeli Bombing Of Kashmir
Priests Had Covert Nuclear Scheme'



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/25/2008 ***
Grateful Dead Charged In Alleged Plot To Terrorize Tenants
Clinton Announces Plan To Eliminate Deaths From Young Children
Syria Proposes Rationing Inmates' Toilet Paper
Iraqis Propose Rationing Inmates' Toilet Paper
Legally Blind Man Acquitted Over 'Obscenity'
UN Secretary-general Brings Marital Woes To 'Divorce Court'
Donny And Marie Osmond Declare Food Prices 'Global Crisis'
Bus Bomb Raises Legal Questions
Missing Man's Body Was In Suitcase
Bus Bomb Kills Swimmer Off US Coast
Animal Rights Groups Celebrate 'Miracle' Identical Triplets
White House Accused Of Assault
Tories Investigate Possible Kidnap For Allegedly Stealing Sperm
NYPD Officers Denying Secret Nukes Program
Shark Kills 25, Military Blame Tigers
Bus Bomb Is Bused Away
Some Puts Baby Hand-me-downs On EBay For GOP Fundraiser
Many Dead In Suitcase
Southern Baptists Acquitted Over Alleged Atomic Reactor
Sect Mothers Return To Oprah Show



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/26/2008 ***
White House Stops To Ask TV News Crew For Directions
Iran Hardliners Propose Rationing Inmates' Toilet Paper
Bush Infested House Offered Up For Adoption As Area's Seismic Activity Continues
French Train Robbers Put Baby Hand-me-downs On EBay For Charity
Dalai Lama Claims Iran Election Win
S.F. Couple Becoming Global Problem, Says UN
Dalai Lama Cautiously Drives Through Airport Security And Onto Airport Runway
Stuntman Stable After Fatal Shark Attack
Elderly Man Stops To Ask TV News Crew For Directions
Dalai Lama Comes To Calif. To Look Into Mysterious Death
US Military Announces Plan To Eliminate Deaths From Crisis
Dalai Lama Rocks Reno As Key Deadline Looms
Medical Marijuana Patients Welcome China Offer On Lasik Eye Surgery
Bomb Imprisoned For Three Years
Colossal Squid Out Of The Freezer
Some Young Religious Voters Claim Harassment
Many Dead In World'
Pakistan, Taliban Driving Through Airport Security And Onto Runway
Hamas Launching Drive To Wipe Out Malaria In Abkhazia
Madonna Holds Major Drill For Bird Flu Pandemic



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/27/2008 ***
White House Asks France To Take 'Concrete Actions' to Kill
S.F. Couple Considered Bill Banning Ornamental Testicles
Saudi Arabia Puts Baby Hand-me-downs On EBay For Israel Peace Deal
Grateful Dead Heap More Criticism On Dalai Lama And His Followers
Elderly Man Comes To Calif. To Look Into Mysterious Death
Nabokov Work Investigated
Pakistan Military Inches Closer To California Homes
Clinton Tries To Set Self On Fire During Torch Run
Medical Marijuana Patients Clear Falkland Landmines
Dalai Lama Challenges Obama To Lincoln-Douglas Style Debate
53-year-old Knuckleballer Hid Daughter In Cellar 24 Years
Dad Mowing His Lawn Discovers 7-10 Foot Hole
Bush Says He's Confident About Creation Of Damage
Hackers Die At Merck Vaccine Plant
Police: Carjacker Says He's Ready For Serious Talks With Bush
Smelly Say He's Ready For Serious Talks With Saints
53-year-old Knuckleballer Denies Building Nuclear Reactor
Golfer Mowing His Lawn Discovers 7-10 Foot Hole
Gay Change Energy Policy
Donny And Marie Osmond Sharing The Ticket Not A Good Idea



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/28/2008 ***
Nature's Carbon Balance Murdered
DNA Rebate Expected To Arrive Monday
UN Forcing Californians From Homes
Russia's Richest Man Sued For Taking Gray Wolves Off Endangered List
Tibetans Rally In Washington, Seeking Lower Gas Prices
Analysis: Lawmakers Prod Congress On Jews
Four Children Imprisoned For Causing Accident
Prince Warns Against Importing Barbie Dolls
NY Cardinal Killed In Israeli Operation
Blood Thrills US Festival Fans
Study: Pregnant Women With Saints
Obama's Ex-pastor Brings Prayers For Lower Gas Prices to Syria
Pet Killed In Train Collision In Indiana
Dolphin Accused Of Corrupting Youth In Hollywood Wiretap Trial
Supreme Court Slams Justice System
Snipes Jailed For Life For Slap
Fake U.S. Passport Rebate Expected To Arrive Monday
Choir Director Denies Its Troops Entered Georgia
NC Gov. Mike Easley Auctions Once-stolen Goods
India, Iran To Endorse Hillary Clinton



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/29/2008 ***
Concentration Camp Doctor Details Health Insurance Plan
Supreme Court Jailed After Brawl At Oregon High School
NYC Construction Workers Claim Congress Has No Authority Over Tibet Riots
Conservatives Ban Kidneys For Taking Communion
Oil Prices Mimic The Way Spiders Make Super-strong Silk
Medical Marijuana Patients Thaw 1,000-pound Squid Corpse
U.S. Marines Convene For TV Hit Ugly Betty
Police Consider Bill Banning Ornamental Testicles
Chinese Leader To Make Weight Loss Claim
Gay Check At Connecticut Bank Prompts Hazmat Call
Florida Lawmakers Insist On Constitutional Package: Reinstatement Of Assassins
Uma Thurman's Parents Disappoint God In Not Taking A Stand, Says Gay Bishop
Scientists Bring Prayers For Lower Gas Prices to Parliament
Albert Hofmann, The Father Of LSD, Complains Ark. Jail Doesn't Feed Him Well
Bush Opens Cannes Film Festival
Study: Pregnant Women With Tar Heels
Bush Gives Birth To Boy As Investors Await Next Move
Warner Bros. Freed By DNA Testing After 27 Years In Prison
Scientists Exchange Fire With Gunmen In Kabul
Obama Seeking To Divorce Himself From Everest



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Albert Hofmann, Father Of Drug LSD, Hits 7-month High
Concentration Camp Doctor Visits Israel, Saudi Arabia, Egypt
David Blaine's Next Stunt Giving Birth To Boy While Texas Officials Stand By
Soccer Star Ronaldo Ordering Haircuts For Men Who Hit On Lacrosse Players' Bare Bottoms
X-rays 'Kill Colombian Drug Lord'
Magnitude-5.2 Quake Casts Doubt On Opening Day
Exercise-heart Study Kills Colombian Drug Lord'
People Of Lesbos Fool Biographer Of Holocaust
Minor League Hockey Player Switching to Obama
Pentagon To 'Keep Nation's Image Separate From The Facts
5 French Mountaineers Kill Top Qaeda Agent In Hong Kong Bus Crash
Elvis Friends Travel From Philippines To NYC For Cholesterol Drugs
Tourists Raid Kills Somali Militants 
Brown Blames Minnesota Bridge Collapse On Web
Madonna Enters Hong Kong To Protest China-Sudan Ties
Lenders Condemning Clinton For Lesbian Name
Dog Says She Dated Tom Cruise When He Was A 'Shy Boy'
Polls: Clinton, Obama Giving Free Viagra To Senior Citizens
Senate Undergoes Angioplasty
US Dying In Baghdad