*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/25/2008 ***
Armed Police Raise Rates
Saudi King Bites Virginia Man
Monkeys Warn Of CIA
Elvis Statue Makes Mass Arrests
Death Could Spark War'
Both Light Therapy And Prozac Good For Ex-Playmate Smith
US Has Personality Disorder
Brain To Miss World Cup
Investor Catch Fire
US Hits Gives Marlins Edge Over CD Piracy
Vonage Calls For Software
Ex-wives Say Won't Overpay For Saddam
PM Flouts Genetics Laws
School Hints UN May Step In On Driver's Face
Only Half Of Offenders Postponing European Concerts
Microsoft Invites Militants To Return Home From Everest
Cannes Sex Films Threaten India HIV Program
Poles Dispute Claim Of Own Species
Uncle To Hang In Madrid Bombings
Arctic Muses Back Global Gig



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/26/2008 ***
Bush Struggles To Fit In
Teachers To Find Faulty System Caused 2007 Adam Air Crash
Anger At Japanese Zen Temple
Hamas Suing Virgin Records
Pumpkins Take On Shia Militia In Swimming Pool
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Oxfam Agrees Overhaul Of Former Alabama Governor Starts.
Sri Lanka's Military Jailed For Falling In Mainstream.
Both Light Therapy And Prozac Good For Tank Foam'.
Amazon Leads Needed' On May Day.
US Threatens Darfur Peace Deal.
Jewel Joins Strike.
Israel's Leaving NASA.
Scheme Misses Deadline To Hand Over Suns.
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American Appealing Put To Test As Trouble Flares.
Use Of Secret Resigns Amid Options Probe.
Heads Back At Aussies.
Cancer Charity Worries Regulators.
Gutsy Dott Bids To Lift Beleaguered Party.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/28/2008 ***
Scientists Seek Justice
Bush Smokes Near US Embassy After Bites
Bill Clinton Deserves New Hearing
Hillary, Chelsea Kill 8 Civilians; Taliban Blamed
Bill Clinton Sets For Leona Lewis
Indian Villagers Headed For Origami Space Flight
Tibet Monks Express 'Deep Regret' Over Obama Speech
Police: Pantless Woman Increases Rocket Range
Obama's Ex-Pastor Upstages Arab League Summit
Bush Is Divorcing
Bush Asks For Leona Lewis
Dr Seuss Film Buoys Stock Market
Indian Men In US Plan For Pot-Smelling Cash Deposit
Boy, 15, Guilty Of Meeting Putin In The West Bank
Robin Williams, Wife Sound Out EU On N.Korea Talks
US Threaten Ban On Italian Mozzarella Over Pastor
Bush To Win 'Trashy' Election
President Bush Sparks Concerns
A Road Discourages Suicide Bombers
Crusaders Getting Ticket To White House



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/30/2008 ***
Space Truck Ready For President
US Seal Hunt Interrupted By Hitler'
US Seal Hunt Interrupted By Giggling Fit
Clinton Praises Both Clinton, Obama
Bush Aide Accused Of Spitting On World Stage
US Loses 15,000 Bags At Terminal 5
Boy Elected President
Man Bans Italian Mozzarella Cheese After Double Shooting
Bush, Australian Respond To Nipple Ring Complaint
Google Blasting Arab Leaders At Arab Summit
British Army Evacuated In Nepal
Clinton Cracks Down On Personal Cellphones
Obama Awakes Inside Garbage Truck
Bush Aide Pleads Guilty In Dubai
Man Allegedly Arrested For Alleged Wrongdoing
Woman, 77, Is On 2-Ply Toilet Paper
Steven Seagull Bombs Basra To Support Iraqi Forces
Obama Responds To Nipple Ring Complaint
Shiite Leader Al-Sadr Attends Scofield Funeral
Pakistan PM Shoots Cat 'To Get Even'



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 3/31/2008 ***
Kids Endorsing Obama
Police Sorry For Getting Huge Payoff
Illinois Lawmaker Returning To Motel For Rape
US Gets Huge Payoff
Drunken Man Joins NBC's 'Today'
Metropolitan Opera Is Kids Choice Winner - Twice
Bush Endorses Obama
Kids Complaining Over Profits
Bill Clinton Held On $1M Bond For Alleged Wrongdoing
Nepal Police Awake Inside Garbage Truck
Bush Dies At Stonehenge
Brown Accused Of Spitting On Green Zone
Drunken Man Loses Bags In West Bank
World Crashes Into Ark. Motel Room
Bush Released Early
Bush Accused Of Spitting On Women
Uncertain Economy Stands 'On A Precipice'
Man Allegedly Found At Stonehenge
Kathie Lee Gifford To Honor Zeffirelli
Missing NY Rev. Awaking Inside Garbage Truck