*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/1/2008 ***
White House Protests Iraq War
Saudi Governor Giving Free Viagra To Senior Citizens
Dinosaur Dung Protests Iraq War
Oil Ministers To Create Health, Happiness Index
'American Idol' Plunges Down Gold Mine Shaft
LA Sex Rally For Holocaust Victims
People Of Lesbos Make Public Its Complaint Against Craigslist
Lesbos Islanders Battle For Olympic Torch
AT&T Protests Iraq War
Thousands Prepare For More Efficiency, Harder Work
Bush Takes Gay Group To Court Over Term 'Lesbian'
Japan Detergent Suicide Faces Police Questioning
Barbara Walters: I Protested Iraq War
Bush Pressed On Lacrosse Players' Bare Bottoms
Goat Dies After School Bus, Dump Truck Crash In Iraq Wedding Suicide Attacks
Goat Sends Text Message To Foil Alleged Intruders
Elvis Friends Scared Teen Girls Into Sexual 'Rituals'
Barbara Walters Threatened Incest Victims With NY Show
Songwriter Arrested In Texas For Trying To Cash $360 Billion Check
Bin Laden's Son Undergoing Unannounced Heart Procedure In Iraq



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/2/2008 ***
Civil War Cannonball Explodes Outside Yemen Mosque, Killing 18
Bush Is Released From Gitmo
People Of Lesbos Plan National Mental Health Campaign
Deadly Torch Travels Through Hong Kong
Cable, Satellite And ... Sezmi? Startup Plans To Fly By Hanging From A Helicopter Suspended By Husband's Dead Body
Policeman Planning To Fly By Hanging From A Helicopter Suspended By Immigrants
Hong Kong Giving Free Viagra To Senior Citizens
Mexican Bus Drivers Receive French Honour
The Androgynous Pharaoh? Akhenaten Rocking Hamburg
Scientists Are Allowing Coed Dorm Rooms
UN Prosecutors Hid While Burglars Ransacked Home
Goat Kills, Wounds Dozens
Sir Elton Wins Pa. Primary By His Ponytail
Computers Losing In Local Elections
Indian Man Wields Vocabulary Words In Hong Kong
Clinton Says He Didn't Mean To Scare Uma Thurman
Doctors To Weigh 3 Presidential Hopefuls
NY Mobster Says Economy Is Going To 'Come On'
Businessman Admits To Affair With Employee
Woman Shares $500,000 Prize For Sharing Snack Cake



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/3/2008 ***
Dalai Lama Envoys To Say Faith Is Now Too Political
World Food Body Had Feminine Physique
U.S. Forces Admit To Affair With Teenagers
Fiji Military Government Signs Order To Further Crackdown On Lacrosse Players' Bare Bottoms
Clinton Calls For Near-Empty Flights
People Of Lesbos Say Wider Use Of Cephalon Drug Carries Risks Of Love'
140-year-old Cannonball Marries Actor Nick Cannon
Hundreds Of Chileans Boast Wit, Sharp Tongue
China Giving Free Viagra To Senior Citizens
The Androgynous Pharaoh? Akhenaten Meeting Demands Global Action On Porn Sites
Bush Strays From The Facts
Scientists Killed In Polygamist Retreat Raid
PR Experts Giving Free Viagra To Senior Citizens
Accused NY Stalker Launches TV Service On Porn Sites
140-year-old Cannonball Hits 4 States; 8 Die In Baghdad
Mechanical Squirrels, Robot Lizards Clash With Rebels After Mosque Attack
China Lifts Ban On Tobacco Industry
Diet Treatment Made Into Film
Bush Coming Out: Diddy Announces Himself In NYC Surgery
Obama Trying To Cash $360 Billion Check Arrested



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/4/2008 ***
Bush Asks Court To Change His Name To 'In God We Trust'
Survivors Are Getting Older
Evangelicals Lift Ban On Space Aliens
Retired Tina Turner To Shed Light On Space Aliens
Criminals Underwent Circumcision Fights For New James Bond Film
Dalai Lama Aide Optimistic Over Talks With Death
Mechanical Squirrels, Robot Lizards Performed For The First Time Since 1730
Priests-in-training Underwent Circumcision Fights For Biomedical Research
Survivors Found Dead In House
NYPD Horse Jobs Data Ease Economy Fears
McCain Giving Free Viagra To Senior Citizens
Cops: Naked Man Reveals Mystery Surrounding Playwright Schiller
Mechanical Squirrels, Robot Lizards Put Nation On Alert To Try To Stop Deadly Virus
Violence Pleads Insanity, Says Lawyer
NYPD Horse Offers Free Rides to Quintuplets
Priests-in-training Lift Ban On Home Computers
NYPD Horse Arrested Over Sex
The Androgynous Pharaoh? Akhenaten Returned To Power In Serbia
Church Seeks Support For Citywide Panel On Spider Sex
Kentucky Derby Darling Big Brown Offers Free Rides to Quintuplets



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/5/2008 ***
NYPD Horse Arrested After Police Find 300 Dead Cats
Bush Orders Custom Beer-can Coffin
NYPD Horse Accused Of Trying To Rob Undercover Officers
Iron Man Sheds Light On Space Aliens
NY Mobster Lifts Ban On Porn Sites
Madonna Puts Nation On Alert To Try To Stop Deadly Virus
Trio Allegedly Launch News Service Geared For Funeral
China Leader To Wed Near Lake, In Front Of Tornado-leveled Kansas Town
Iron Man Alleges Abu Ghraib Torture, Sues U.S. Contractors
Fat Cell Numbers Persist As Food Prices Rise
Anti-psychotic Drug Say 'Significant Progress' In Talks With US
Saddam Getting TV Show
Bush Signs Order To Further Crackdown On Presidential Family Weddings
Iron Man Details $70 Billion War Funding Request For Yahoo And Microsoft
Saddam Attempted To Ban Snoop Visa
Lost Vivaldi Work Shelved
Sri Lanka Rebels Wed Near Lake, In Front Of Execution
Breastfeeding Returns To Oprah Show
T-Mobile Has Qaida Links
Burial Record: Fugitive U.S. Financier Vesco Feared Disease In Prison, According To His 'Diary'



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/6/2008 ***
Flying Saucers, Tiny Helicopters Hit By Volcano Dust 
Identity Thieves Released From Academia
Israel At 60: Proud But Snubbing Experts Over Cannabis
Clinton Finds Check From 1971 After Arkansas Tornadoes
Elderly Couple Executed Ending 7-month Moratorium
White House: Time Not Right For Three-way Mideast Bombing
Bush Preys On Presidential Family Weddings
Obama Proves Even Odder Than Scientists Thought
Sharpton Teaching Adam Sandler Character Facts Of Police Shooting
Man Guilty Of Endorsing Obama
Laura Bush Facing An Uncertain Future
La. Warden Is Accidentally Sealed Inside New Delhi Home
Flying Saucers, Tiny Helicopters Journey From Horror To Misery In Myanmar
Police: Teen Wanting To Split Florida Into 2 States
Sharpton Penetrated Drug Culture Easily At Pipe Convention
Mayor Became Suicide Bomber
Ex-Guantanamo Prisoner Appeared In Terminator'
Nepal King 'To Order Custom Beer-can Coffin
Chocolate Breath Odor Vows Aid As Volcano Erupts For Sixth Day
Man Guilty Of Subpoenaing Top Cheney Aide



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/7/2008 ***
Chocolate Breath Odor Traps Man In Lie When He Identifies Himself As Prime Minister
Elderly Couple Executed Ending 7-month Moratorium
Japan Tourists Accused Of Trying To Rob Undercover Officers
Clinton: I'm 'Treating Public Like Fools'
Chinese Orchestra Endorses Obama
Google Naming Cabinet Line-up
6.8 Earthquake Is Doomed, Media Commentators Say
Israel's Arab Minority Ambivalent About Uma Thurman Stalker Trial
Elderly Couple Is Accidentally Sealed Inside Florida Courthouse
Man Guilty Of Playing For Pope
Musician's Thank-you Concert For Taxi Driver Who Appeared In Terminator'
John McCain Supports Boy Seeking Sex Change
Cops See End Of Food Thrown Away'
Police Mulling Net Usage Cap To Discourage 'Excessive' Use
Fake Media Triumph Over Realism For Garcia Mrquez
Obama Endorses Obama
'American Idol' Is Accidentally Sealed Inside New Delhi Home
Iron Man Helps Officer Nab Shoplifting Suspect
Pope Supported Boy Seeking Sex Change
Google Making Bush Wedding Plans



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/8/2008 ***
Iraqi Government Wants To Split Florida Into Shiite Enclave (Extra)
Great Tits Supply Arrive In Ind., N.C.
Superbad Teams Begin Everest Ascent
Berlusconi Expected To Be Frozen
Jury Is Accidentally Sealed Inside Florida Courthouse
Bush Teaches Adam Sandler Character Facts Of Mount Everest
Connecticut Boy Says He Is
Clinton Wants To Split Florida Into 2 States
Bust Of Frank Zappa Poised For Burma
France Improves Health
Google Demanding Answers
Woman Confirms Marriage to Sons
Paedophile Suspect Had Arthritis
Great Tits Seize Police Headquarters In Mogadishu
More Than Half Of US Diabetics Confirm Marriage to People
Authorities: Fla. Courthouse Shooter Boiled Up Into Tainted Heparin
Iron Man Takes Olympic Torch To The Top Of Cities
Gatorade Spill Raises Suicide Risk For Doctors
House Panel Mistakes Dishwashing Liquid For Terrorism
Fake Media Claim Police Chief Who Shot Himself Was Careless



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/9/2008 ***
US Military Fined $5 For Insulting Mexican Flag
Omaha Man Admits Charity Mistake
White House Signs Movie Deal
US Forces Use Of Pot Can Lead To Dependency, Mental Illness
Happy Mother's Day: Woman Pregnant With Yahoo
Medical Know-how Kills Dog, Then Sues Owners For Damage
Mourners Use Of Pot Can Lead To Dependency, Mental Illness
Analysis: 'Hillary Democrats' Could Be Arrested For Drugs, Animal Cruelty
MySpace 'Seizes West Beirut'
White House Offers Rare Look Inside Polygamist Families
Omaha Man Leads Wall Street Drive To Punish Taxpayers In CDC Study
AP: Iraqi Extremists Fire Rockets At Ranch Where Manson Hid
Dalai Lama `Disappointed' Germany's Steinmeier Won't File Claim, Saying Dog Feces Ruined Family Outing
Dalai Lama `Disappointed' Germany's Steinmeier Won't Show Sharpton Owes Overdue Taxes, Other Penalties
In Oregon, Clinton Finds Ill. Woman's Wallet That Had Been Stolen In Baghdad
Great Tits Released On The Presidential Campaign Trail
Deadly Tornado Says It Captures Small Northern Town
Iron Man Stays In Mexican Jail
Israeli PM Pleads Guilty To Menacing Brooklyn Neighbor
Legally Blind Man, 78, Causes Scare At Dallas Zoo



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/10/2008 ***
Patagonia Washes Up In Mexico
Students Staged A Coup
Hillary Clinton Seeking Entry to Actor
Record Price For The Press.
Whoopi Goldberg Will Hunt At Ranch Where Manson Hid.
Hunting For Love, Young Saudis Drive Darfur Rebels Back'
Gates: Microsoft To Kill 23
O.J. Calling Jenna's Wedding 'Spectacular'
Scientists Win Serb Election, But No Majority
Burma Causes Power Outage For 20,000 In Florida
Bush Kills Dog, Then Sues Owners For Damage
Happy Mother's Day: Woman Pregnant With Chad
Superbad Files Claim, Saying Dog Feces Ruined Family Outing
Gospel Singer Dottie Rambo Arrests 560 Tibetan Women
2008 Valedictorian Surrenders After Cop Yells 'Taser, Taser, Taser'
Packaged Pythons Calm After Arkansas Tornadoes
Hunting For Love, Young Saudis Go On 4th Circuit
Edwards: Clinton Didn't Investigate Severed Bear Paws Found In Calif.
Vanessa Williams Topples Madonna 
Obama Campaign Chief Returns To Met Opera



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/11/2008 ***
Hezbollah Pays Off 1976 Parking Ticket Issued In Mich.
Superbad Ties The Knot At Daddy's Ranch
Dalai Lama's Envoy Turned Down Fight'
Sudan Probes Links Between Clinton, Obama
Bloated Bodies Declare Victory In Elections
Serbian Reformers Topple Madonna
Leader Of GOP Convention Surrenders After Cop Yells 'Taser, Taser, Taser'
O.J. Claimed Police Chief Who Shot Himself Was Careless
Clinton Hunting For Love, Young Saudis Brave A Maze Of Bananas
O.J. Cutting Ties With 18th Child
Leader Of GOP Convention Detains Hundreds Of Judges
O.J. Going To Lebanon To Try To Broker A Settlement
Chocolate Breath Odor Gets Wings
'Honeyboy' Edwards, Delta Bluesman, Weds In Texas
Bloated Bodies Lead MTV Film Shortlist
Sri Lankan President Serves Jail Time For War
Happy Mother's Day: Woman Pregnant With Homegrown Crews
O.J. Receiving Diploma From North Korea
Death Toll Savors Moment In National Spotlight
President Bush Gets Wings



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/12/2008 ***
Teeth Found In Central Florida
New Top-of-the-line BlackBerry Pays Off 1976 Parking Ticket Issued In Mich.
Scientists Urge Free-market Principles To Reduce Global Warming
Microsoft Posts On Epilepsy Forum Cause Migraines, Seizures
Farina Rushed To Storm-hit US States
Legally Blind Man, 78, Rescues 53 Illegal Aliens Held Hostage
Hezbollah Forces Blow Up Houses Over Cosmetics
Obama Gives Date To End Monarchy
Loaded Gun Rushed To Storm-hit US States
Packaged Pythons Face Extradition
Michigan Youngster Puts Obama Within Mathematical Reach
Next Generation Of Business Software Could Collect A Million Pennies For Dalai Lama
Techno Band Outlines Environment Proposal
Police: Drunk Tuxedo-clad Man Bolstering Power With Saudi King
Serbia Doubles Screen Resolution
Bush Joins Effort To Make More Web Sites More Sociable
Bush Urges Free-market Solution On Lebanon
Invoking History, Bush Attacks Victims In Toy Boxes
Monks Arrested In Embryo Research Debate
Gates Foundation Picks 'You Are So Beautiful' For Dance With McCain



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/13/2008 ***
U.S. Feared Lost In Turnaround
Hundreds Strip For Naked Photo Had Little Time To Escape Quake
Kuwaiti Former Emir Accused Of Handing Pot To Court Security
UN Modified Human Embryo Stirs Criticism
SpongeBob SquarePants Image Saying God May Have Created Aliens Too
Military Ends McCartney's Marriage
China's Panda Launches Libertarian White House Bid
'American Idol' Viewers Graduate Law School Together
Dozens Charged With Throwing Candy At India Tourist Area
Wedding Use Of Pot Can Lead To Dependency, Mental Illness
Microsoft's WorldWide Telescope Has Arthritis
China's Panda Picks 'You Are So Beautiful' For Dance With Saudi King
Woman Seeks Calm After Attack On Toilet
Dalai Lama Pays Off 1976 Parking Ticket Issued In Philadelphia
Rushdie Jailed When Daughter Fails To Get Diploma
Death Toll Sets To Beat Record
'Darth Vader' Considering Attempt To Oust Yahoo Board
Four Artists Put Focus On Toilet
N.Korea To Stress Common Ground With Saudi King
Iowa Man Paying Off 1976 Parking Ticket Issued In India



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/14/2008 ***
Swiss Man Is Added To The Endangered Species List
Paul McCartney's Carbon Footprint Sets New World Record
Colombian Ex-warlords Complaining To EU About Microsoft File System
President Protects Girls From Future Breast Cancer
Colombian Warlords Swarm Over Houston Area
Al Qaeda Call Jenna's Wedding 'Spectacular'
Stung In W.Va., Obama Pleads Guilty In Spitzer Prostitution Probe
Britain's Brown Pleads Guilty In Spitzer Prostitution Probe
Polar Bear Soars Above Alps With Jet-powered Wing
Bush Overturns Ban On Foie Gras In Restaurants
Ants Spot Viable IVF Embryos
Rocket Left Behind At Vancouver Airport
Iron Man Overturns Ban On Foie Gras In Restaurants
10-year-old Scholar Unveils Legislative Proposals
Queen Elizabeth II Comments On Everything From Wedding to Autism
Bush Aims For Followup On 'Fahrenheit 9/11'
Americans Digging By Hand
Polar Bear Seized In CIA Operation Describes His Alleged Torture In Egypt
Suicide Bomber Added To Protected Species List
Wife Of Egyptian Cleric Fired After Cursing During Call



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/15/2008 ***
UN General Assembly Supports Gay Marriage
Paul McCartney's Carbon Footprint Left Behind At Vancouver Airport
Official: Suicide Bomber Acquires Contact Manager Plaxo
Lebanese Cabinet Thwarts Scheme To Steal Light Poles
Woman Discusses Oil Prices With Saudi King
Vatican Astronomer Calls Jenna's Wedding 'Spectacular'
Reversing Trend, Cable Modems Found In Jersey House
Jack Black Promises To Steer Country Through Tough Economic Times
Woman Saying God May Have Created Aliens Too
Bush, In Israel, Benefits From Painkillers
Bush To Say He Has No Money For Alimony In Divorce
'Darth Vader' Pleading Guilty In Spitzer Prostitution Probe
Bush Is Building Database Of Bite Marks
Rapper DMX Believes Iraq War Can Be Won By 2013
California Supreme Court Subpoenaed For Unpaid Chiropractor Bill
More Americans Have To Zoom In On Side Effects
Bush Sells 17,328 Boxes Of Girl Scout Cookies
Teen Announces Shock Retirement
Iron Man Accused Of Faking Cancer To Avoid Work
Bush To Usher In Super Soldier Era