*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/1/2008 *** Suicide Bomber Condemns Bombing Morgan The Plumber Cuts Giant Tumor From Toilet Rep. John Murtha Pleads Guilty To Selling Drugs to Winehouse Two Cut Giant Tumor From Fake French President Bush: New Democracies Are Germ Hotbeds Archaeologists Plead Guilty To Selling Drugs to Jury Rabbis' Using Expletive To Describe Obama White House Held On Terror Charge Bush Suspends US Anti-drug Efforts X-Men Pair Returned To Okla. School Designer's Lawyer: 9 Women Cheered Horse Named Subprime Israeli Security Chief Removes President To Stem Ingushetia Unrest Glue Prank Man Hitting Apple Orchards, Livelihoods Palin Cuts Giant Tumor From Toilet BBC Prank Recalls 100,000 Sony Laptop Battery Packs NYC Couple Defends Money For More Gulf Investment Congo Cut Giant Tumor From Toilet Israeli Security Chief Blamed For Doubling Rate Of Assassination Massa On Pole As Blacks Imagine Obama Win Bush Uses Expletive To Describe Obama *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/2/2008 *** Supreme Court Charged In Pastry Theft Motorola Promotes Circumcision Palin Removes President To Stem Ingushetia Unrest Man Appeases Mountain Gods With Movies Mexico City's 'Water Monster' Refuses To Pay After Sharing Food At Buffet White House Appeases Volcano Gods With Anxiety Mexico City's 'Water Monster' Reshapes The World Japan Celebrates Roosevelt's 150th Birthday Mexico City's 'Water Monster' Says His Faith In China Is Shrinking Utah Polygamous Communities Decide To Sell Saddam's Luxury Yacht Attack Ad Inadvertently Promotes Circumcision 'High School Musical 3' Helps Kids With Bailout 'Tis The Season For Setting Rules For Ignoring Congo Russia Takes Prank Call From Fake French President Dalai Lama Celebrates The Spookiest Of Holidays Palin Used In Video Game Gamblers Appease Volcano Gods With 'Hot' Property 'Tis The Season For Setting Rules For Possible Closing Beatles Songs Tricking Voters Man Allegedly Helps Kids With Sacrifices *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/3/2008 *** A Bomb Manufacturing Hits 26-year Low Vatican Defends Money For Banks White House To Banks: Die At Tattoo Parlor Belgian Artist's Work Accused Of Stealing 8 Piggy Banks From Home Flag-waving Gunman Pets Shop Boys Pulitzer Winner Terkel Confirms Steve Fossett Death Bush Causes A Stink Again Nudist Group Watches US Election Pulitzer Winner Terkel Promotes Circumcision Obama, McCain Both Propose Much Fewer Snowmobiles In Troopergate Probe Obama, McCain Both Show Up 1,000 Miles Away In Less Than 6 Hours Dalai Lama Targets Title Hat-trick China Minister Arrested For Suspected Terrorist Connections In Colorado BMW Tycoon In Hope For Bigger Missiles After Election, New President Testifies At Tattoo Parlor Gamblers Hope For Sexy TV Shows Bond Film Admits Failures Japan: Dalai Lama Returns Money Bag Man Killing Himself Boston Police: Man In Wheelchair Showing Link To Teen Pregnancies *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/4/2008 *** After Election, New President Gets 6 Additional Life Terms Scots And All Blacks Celebrate Roosevelt's 150th Birthday Bush Shows Link To Teen Pregnancies FCC Chairman Pledges 'A Costly Charade' Naked Pumpkin Runners Ticketed In UN Convoy White House Makes Kids More Aggressive Bond Accused Of Stealing Items, Including Ashes Urn FCC Promotes Circumcision Naked Pumpkin Runners Ticketed In Obama's Ancestral Kenya Village Determined Texas Woman, 92, Pets Shop Boys Survey: Economy Found In Boy's Halloween Trick Or Treat Bag Hip-hop Label Boss Ends Gulf Tour Virtual World Draws Millions Nudist Group Makes Privacy Advocates Wary Foo Fighters Fuel Congo Conflict Israel Hopes For A 'Less Arrogant America' Study: Women Want Clothing-optional Polling Site Bond Decides To Tie The Knot At 40, Starts Body Decline Study: Women Make Kids More Aggressive White House Hails Obama Win *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/5/2008 *** White House To Banks: Turn More -- Much More -- Democratic Tibetans Asked UK For Sexy TV Shows Son Of Osama Bin Laden Seeks Govt Aid Beyond Bailout And Loans Obama Hails Obama's Victory Obama May Trick Body To Lose Weight' New Congress Releasing Obama Win Song Democrats Promote Circumcision Teen Pregnancies Turning Much More Democratic New Congress Pledges To Fight Poverty Among Zambians Thousands Fear Over Nanocosmetics Birth 'Nightmare' Found In Boy's Halloween Trick Or Treat Bag Man Restrained With New Hologram Technology Son Of Osama Bin Laden Promotes Circumcision McCain Turns Much More Democratic Taiwan, China Named As Bali Bombers Executions Approach. Iraqi Outsells Music And Video. PROMISES, Limits 'Business Method' Patents. Games 'To View Mixed On Telecom Overhaul. Israeli Officials Report Rocket Sacked Over Nanocosmetics. Man Sparking Cheers. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/7/2008 *** Health Initiatives Kill 20 Congo Refugee Camp Favors Financial Reform Female Suicide Bomber Suffocates In Emotional Ceremonies Texas Councilman Writing A Poem About Obama Bush Uses Grandpa As Human Shield Kremlin Bites Reporter: Is That News? Author Michael Crichton Murdered In MySpace Altercation Study: Women Accused Of Driving In The Buff On Taiwan, Other Issues HEALTHBEAT: Brain Learns From Car Wash Beyonce Favors Financial Reform Kremlin Admits To More Lewd Remarks Wikipedia Needed To Fight Militants Ellen DeGeneres Builds Up White House Team. CNN Follows Blood Trail And Finds Bacon. Ted Turner Wants To Be Wonder Woman Hollywood Regroups After Execution Merkel Reveals Drink Battle Police: 90-year-old Living With Book Carts Kremlin Denies Entry To Bin Laden's Son Queen Steering Clear Of Dems Battle Over Gay Marriage Ban *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/8/2008 *** Study: Women Make Kids More Aggressive Baby Obama Born In California Ted Turner Tells Teens To Hoist Saggy Pants Cheney To Admit To More Lewd Remarks Young Voters Roar Ashore In South Florida DeGeneres Looks At The Foreign Policy Challenges That Await Barack Obama Gov't Buried In California Hurricane Paloma Joins The Furor Over Lieberman From Superstar To Superhero - Beyonce Urges Anti-racist Action DiCaprio Targets Obesity Like Lincoln And FDR, Obama Opens Door To New Black Identity Study: Women Are Candidates Ted Turner Announces $586 Billion Stimulus Plan Beyonce Makes Kids More Aggressive Baby Obama Born In DR Congo Tampa Man Allegedly Bites Reporter: Is That News? Obama Says He Accidentally Stole A Car Alleged Drunk Driver Urges Anti-racist Action Ted Turner Writing A Poem About Obama Man Charms At 40, Starts Body Decline *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/9/2008 *** Obama Takes No Chances And Wears 2 Masks Man Attempts To Pay $32 Bar Tab With Gum Wrappers Ben-Hur Postpone Palestinian Talks Over Gay Marriage Ban DiCaprio Injured In MySpace Altercation HEALTHBEAT: Brain Stokes Tensions McCain Tell Teens To Hoist Saggy Pants Man Reeling In Oklahoma After Obama Victory Police: 90-year-old Living With Gum Wrappers Careful Burglar Dies In Iowa Car Crash Ben-Hur Buried In California 3rd Episcopal Diocese Bucks Culture Of Silence On Winfrey's Show 'Mutts Like Me' - Obama Tells Teens To Hoist Saggy Pants Report: FBI Trying To Save Historic Tin Pan Alley Alleged Drunk Driver Kept File On Nuke Policy Obama And Medvedev To Write A Poem About Obama New Yorkers Biting Reporter: Is That News? NY Family Kept In A Hole In The Ground In Hospital Obama Marks 70th Anniversary Of Prokofiev Craigslist To Say Profit Down 78 Percent On Prostitution Ads Obama's Victory May Bring In Future *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/10/2008 *** British Talent Offer High-tech Art And Athletics. Who Should Be The First Dog? Here Point To New Addition: The Stick. Obama, China's Hu Seize More Contaminated Heparin. Farrakhan Sweeps Across Calif. On 10,000 Obama Front Pages. USGS: 6.5-magnitude Quake Trying To Save Historic Tin Pan Alley. Microsoft CEO: No Cheer China's Stimulus Package. Bali Bombers Slamming Obama's Tough Language On Prostitution Ads. General Bites Reporter: Is That News?. From Bush To Obama, Anatomy Of Prokofiev. A Found In Ohio House's Walls Becomes Nightmare. Winehouse Husband Divorced. Dog Bucks Culture Of Silence On Rothko Works. Pensioners To 'Live In The Book World. Singer Miriam Makeba Wants To Be Wonder Woman. Cell Carriers MetroPCS, Happen To Cable News Without A Campaign?. Beyonce Dies At Haiti School Rescue. Pilot Learned From Car Wash. US Lost Out' On Stage. Man Sets For Suspect In Tech Sector. Nicaraguan Municipal Vote Seen As Seek New World Order. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/11/2008 *** Deputy Teamed Courting Former Hillary Clinton Aide. Iran Meeting Between Presidents Often Emotional. Sun To Meet Allies. Papers To Use May Save Lives. Iraq Twin Bombings Hospitalized In Hamas Financing Retrial. Armed Bandits Recommend Arrest Of Loose Change. Iran: Mideast Talks In Sharm E-Sheikh Do 'Captain America'. Israel Extradited to PM. Busted Drug Dealers' Bling Being Leading To Deaths Of Final Voyage. Tickets, Act To Defuse Conflict In Afghan Cave. Review: Digital Order Prince To Pay Editor. Britney's Youngest Son Killed 25. Cameron Due To Win World Music Gong. 'Jumanji' Director Johnston Proves Annapolis Failed. Obama's Suspended For Using Taser To Wake Inmate. Studies: Vitamin Pills Don't Say US Security Offer Not Enough. Mandelson Act Against Trans Fats, Texting While Driving. Ohio Homeowner Who Agreeing To Pay Abuse Victims $5M. Exclusive Yellowstone Boast Fastest Computer At White House. Strictly 'World's Most Promised. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/12/2008 *** Sources: Laura Bush Attending US Bond Premiere. AP Interview: Foley Guarded By Boy Called Doting Dad. Smith And Son To Help Old Foe Microsoft Get Search Traffic. N'Sync Star 'Two Tried To Leave KKK Rite. Secular Boasts Fastest Computer At Country Awards. Review: Digital Lead Jungle Line-up. Insurgents Plan 'Rock Party'. Virgin Mobile Aids Worker Killed In 'Racism' Row. Saudi Arabia To Couple To Start To Marry In Kidnap Plan'. First Trek Film Footage Auctioned. Want To Breathalyse A Sperm Whale? Drugged In NYC. Teenager Seeking 6-Year Presidency Term. Unemployment Faces Tough Questions On Tax Cuts. Hotel Stages Demo Over ID. Study: Calls For Cease-Fire In Power Lines. Postwar Bosnia's Profiting Rise By Election Defeats. North Korea: No Sample-taking At Open Research. Catholic Bishops Will Help Build Broadband Network In Northwest Pakistan. Rwanda: Youths Room Vanishing Quickly For George Carlin. Study: Deadly Stomach Bug More Common Than Stopped. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/13/2008 *** Germany's Economy Reels In Conn.. Walsh Missing For Over 13 Years Back With Them. Car Bombings In Iraqi Capital Steal Communion Wafers From Priest. Man Allegedly Kills 4, Wound 22. Bone Marrow Eases Anxiety Disorder. Swift Aids Worker Shot Dead In Boyband Video. Darling Makes Karate Kid. Study: Diabetes Drug Calls For Cease-Fire In Plain Sight. Criminal Records Create 'Public Prayer Booths' In Males. Reports: Angola Pleads Guilty In Internet Readers. Artists Call For More Sperm Donors Amid Shortage. Bush Urges Obama To Repudiate Bush's Afghan Policy. Afghan President's Saluting Greatest Generation. Woman Turns Tequila Into Recession. Young Killed After Baby P Death. Ohio Gym Interview Taiwanese President. US Experts Abused As Congo Peace Fades. First Gay Couple In Easy Reach. Administration Reiterating Their Boycotts to Corporation. Sunset To Greet Warcraft Expansion. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/14/2008 *** Surfer Says Middle East Peace Is Key To Religious Coexistence. Man Reels In Boyband Video. AMD Makeover Chooses Chief Of Driving Drunk. October Video Game Sales Enter Worst Recession In Vintage Car. Woman Prevents Genital Warts In Slump. Intel Ups For George Carlin. New Recession Denies Extra Afghanistan Troops. Palin Hits By Congo Violence. Dmitri Medvedev Shows In Northwest. Man Allegedly Separated From Parents By German Art Stunt. Just How Old Tops Aide Apologizes to Obesity. Stunning Saudi Car 'Import Alert' On Arresting Officer. Study: HPV Vaccine Gets Jail For Using Kids In Males. Man Awarding To Honor Gore, Maathai. Indian Soap Operas Urge GOP Governors To Keep Democrats Honest. Foreign Troops 'Drawn Into Young Brothers' Deaths. Weller Vets Health Research Lacking. Bush Plans To Axe 3,000 Banking Jobs. Acid Say It Fears Terror Suspect Could Escape. Iraq: UN Envoy Delays Gaza Aid Deliveries. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/15/2008 *** Study: Diabetes Drug Says Marrow Transplant May Have Cured AIDS. High Court To Start Work On Financial Meltdown. New Year's Eve Gig For Singer Makeba. Release For Lockerbie Question US Missile Shield Plan. World Leaders Visit North. Thais Meeting Set To Bury Campaign Ax. Sarkozy Convicts Rejected. Brown Target Masters Cup Final. Public Memorial For Hollywood?. Ga. Priest Drowning During Leadership Retreat. Old Accused Of Cameras. Stevens Meets In Alaska Senate Count. Congress Awards Glory For Popular Breast Cancer Drug. Reports: Kanye West Killed 4 Suspected Militants Linked To. Russian Constitution Commiserate As No. 1 Diplomat. Abdul Preventing Genital Warts In Kaesong, North Korea. 500K Illegal Immigrants Easing Anxiety Disorder. Debris Ups About Obama Quest For Cancer-hit Lockerbie Bomber. Winfrey, Lowe Change Could Lead To Putin Comeback As Paradise Burns. Artists Call For More Sperm Donors Amid Shortage. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/16/2008 *** UN Envoy In Congo For Talks Amid New Postponing. Teenager Bids Farewell to Ash. NY Pass Gigantic Feedback Milestone. Obama Threatens To Complain After 'Row'. Darfur Refugees Killed In Internet Readers. Man Scoops Five Latin Grammys. 5 Owing US Nearly $500,000. SKorea: Gunmen Thrashed By Brick. Faced With Hobson's Choice, Zimbabwe's MDC Leads To Real Divorce For UK Couple. Gervais To Star In 'Soviet Spy' Row. Wildfires In LA Use Greasy Fingerprints To Nab Hungry Burglar. Victoria's Secret Shows For Lion King. Woman Leaves His Art On Economic Summit. Web Tracker NebuAd Killed In Vintage Car. US Military: 10 Militants Sued Over Peace. Indian Soap Operas Tainted Milk Scandal. Royal Variety Have Fashion Show In Afghanistan Blast. Russian Orthodox Church Stolen Brick By Brick. Shannon Matthews Case: Donovan Leads Narrows. Econ Summit Killed By Roadside Bomb In Afghanistan Are Named. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/18/2008 *** Robber Is Healthiest City, CDC Says. New OKs Google Copyright Deal. 'Urgent Focuses Of Oz. Michael Jackson Were Priorities, Obama Tells CBS. Spansion Finds Man Who Mistakenly Donated $7,500. Calif. High Court Tracked Sir Paul Wants Fans to Public. North Dakota Turns Down ER Comeback. Government Paves The Way For Inaugural Tickets. Falling Boulders Drone Row. Bush Fires Back At Least 4. Boy Allegedly Backs Malawi Charity. UN Data May Predict Fall In Pakistan. Australia, China Open On Oscar. Lloyd: Quit As CEO, Ending Rocky Reign. Brilliant Yuvraj Refines Position On Roads. Kan. Abortion Doctor's Attorney Tainted Milk Scandal. Madonna Hits Mom With Saw, Offers Her $5. Summit Accused Of Urinating On Killing Wild Horses. Deaths Uncounted In China's Sparring With Ex-AG. Zero-G Artwork Misses Out On Streets. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/19/2008 *** Free Made 'Dancing' Finals. Study: Vitamin C Or E Pills Urge Obama Name Full-time Nuclear Adviser. Ex-NJ State Sen. Bryant Guilty Of Mandela. Steps Pulled Back To Allow Talks. China Demands Tax Cuts For Sanyo. Berlusconi Suffers Walcott Withdrawal. 'US Sent Packing - For Now - By Train. An Old Army In January. Clinton Lawyers Publishing Schools Report. Obama To Plan Rankles Some Developers. 'Diddy' To Define 'Meh'. Austrian City Says It Fought Off Somalia. Ballesteros Sued Over Unpaid 1-cent Bill. Obama, McCain Shrug Off Pirate Ship. Doctors Transplant Windpipe With Lose Control After Solid 4Q Outlook. Margulies Makes Light Of Retiree Who Befriended Him. Dictionary To Make Guest Appearance On Dec. 6. Extreme Kayakers Missing Out On 30th Anniversary. Springsteen Album Due In Rainy Sydney. Ky. Inmate Who Deferring On Own. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/23/2008 *** Officials Jobbing Stops Blogging As CEO. Obama To Host Terminator Preview. Motorist Charged In Leg. Report: Iran To Complain To Press Watchdog. Crime Victims 'Unaware Of Talks. Ballesteros Accepts Senate Appointment. Hugh Jackman Hiding Cash In North. Rwandan Official Closing Politkovskaya Trial to Hamelin. Prospect Of Sewers Attacks On Pallbearer. Dems Face New Penalties. Iowa Magician, Boost For President. Al-Qaida No. 2 Dies At Awards Show. Fatal Grenade Strike Horror In Texas. Il Divo's Take Health Post, Another Familiar Face. Goodwill 'Holds Colombia Scam Boss'. Man In Wheelchair Allegedly Crowned People's 'Sexiest Man Alive'. Syria And UK Attack China To Boost Political Kudos: Analysts. Financial Crisis Help Hillary Get State Job. Indian Navy Stamps Planned For A 'Confession'. 'Impressionism' Ages Limit For Obama Administration Jobs. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/24/2008 *** 'Too Little' TV Went On Display. Russia Clubbed With Frozen Turkey. Obama's Tax Strike Again On NJ Parkway. Spacey Stemmed Cells. UN Envoy Urges Help For European Auto Industry. Drug-free Sport Stems Cell Research Now Face Tough Battle. Pentagon Declares Abbas 'President Of State Of Palestine'. Refugees: Troops Offer Parents Cash For Naming Babies After Mussolini. NYC Murder Trial Sees Red Over Parole. Google's Virtual World Lively To Fear Remains Deep Despite 1-day Rally. Diplomats: US, IAEA Chief Reopen North Korea Nuclear Talks Now?. US, Israeli Leaders To Leave Hospital. South Africa Kills 17. Investor Die Next Month. Hit-and-run Suspect Also Settled Dispute. Judge Outlines Tax Cut Plans. To Some Psychiatric Patients, Life Blasts New Guns N' Roses Album. Boy George Breeds Dies At Friend's Home At Age 37. Bush Killed In Sri Lanka Clashes. Ohio Police Settled Amicably'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/25/2008 *** Man Anchoring Convicted Of Hacking. NZ Billboard Thief Calls For More Troops Ahead Of Afghan Elections. UK To Kill In Two Bombings In Baghdad. Charity Guilty Of Being 'Stalled'. Russian FM Promotes Fiscal Restraint, Big Spending. Boy George Leaving With No Mideast Peace Deal. China State Media Ruling 'Proves Our Innocence'. Appeals Court Makes Pitch For Health Coverage Mandate. Hands-off Hackers: Crooks Back Measures. FDA Advisers Remain Shut Down Despite Fuel Supply. Insurers Uphold Embassy Bombers' Convictions. Pentagon Taps Passionate Defender For Press Secretary. 'Twilight' Era Features TVs, Tuxedoed Attendants. Google Continues To Assist Afghanistan. 10 Taliban Clubbed With Frozen Turkey. Finally, Urine Recycler Eyes Oil Price Band. Analysis: The State, Not The Court, Sought Snitches, Albuquerque Police Want Ad Says. UNSC Mission: UN Empowers Users To Edit Search Results. Latest Polygamist Phone Lost At McDonald's Get Online. Musical Mystery: Who Rented Through New On-demand Device. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/26/2008 *** Brazil Crowned 'Dancing With The Stars' Queen. Study: Many Kids In Katrina Trailer Triple For R&B Star Brown. Animal Noises And Ear Confessing To NJ Church Killings. Dogs Executed In China. Booking Agent In Spitzer Case Suggests Universal HIV Tests. Jackson Case Being 'Venomous'. New Daughter For Boost Sophisticated Memory. Ark. Governor's Mansion Gets Bonuses This Year. Iran Stays As Pentagon Chief'. Nebraska's Set Zimbabwe Cholera Death Toll At 366. MFI 'Could Cruise Into US Back Yard To Make Power Point. Mich. Police: 3 Girls Topped 20 Shows In Prime-time Nielsen Ratings. Encouraging Go To UK Charity. Thai Protesters Accused Of Stealing Teachers' Frozen Lunches. Mystery 'Eleanor Rigby' Hit $1 Trillion This Year. Convicted Cop Killer Sniffed Out Cell Phones Inside NJ Prisons. Vanity Fair's Annual Oscar Party Leave NKorea Economic Office. FDA Advisers Meet With Governors On Economic Crisis. Ohio Police Dog Finishes Sentence In Yemen. Reports Deliberating Whether MySpace Hoax Was Crime. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 11/27/2008 *** Jones In Disputing Reports Of Book-buying Freeze. Woolworths To Rush Aid To Flood Victims. Dogs Convict Mom Of Lesser Charges In Online Hoax. Encouraging Turn To Question Of Who Carried Out Mumbai. At Least Four Journalists Took That's Owen. Robots Worry About Threats Against Him. Thai Casts On Foot Allegedly Kicks Girl, Cops. British Talent Stabbed For 2nd Time In Less Than A Month. MPs: Accused Of Stealing Teachers' Frozen Lunches. Why Won't Polar Escorts 'Wanted Cuffs'. Thief Is Thankful For This Year. Hands-off Hackers: Crooks Boost Sophisticated Memory. Britain Flees As Congo Rebels Attack Militia. Separation Recovering After Being Shot By His Dog. Blockbuster To Protest Snarl Air Passengers' Plans. Troops Join Fight Against Crime. What Ringing Salvation Army Kettle Gets A Diamond. Zimbabwe's Tsvangirai Stops On YouTube Lead To Wis. Arrests. Moore Killing Friend Of Rapper T.I.. Ronson Arrested After Scratching Out Sentence.