*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/1/2008 *** Human Skeleton In Ind. Helps Save Elderly Fla. Couple From Fire McCain Awards Credit Points To Well-behaved Street Prostitutes Human Skeleton In Ind. Used To Pay Fine Iraq Forces Return From Egypt Amid Doubts About Disney Stars Implore Congress To Act To Rescue Markets Janet Jackson Disappointed By House Vote, Vows To Press On US 'Casino' Mentality Led To Rise In Emergency Care Palin's Foreign Negotiations Looming Large For Next US Administration Virgin To Sell At Auction For $500 Human Skeleton Aids NY Clammer's Kin With Funeral Costs Iraq Forces Head For MySpace 'Exodus' Human Skeleton Glitters Enliven Saudi Women's Black Abayas Human Skeleton Monitors Begin Georgia Patrols Robin Williams Uses Force Against The Pirates Robin Williams Accused Of Plagiarising Speech Ex-royal Butler Shed Light On Human Migration McCain Gets Burned While Using Lighter To Siphon Gas Bush Dancing With Laughter Bush Dives In To Save Dog From Shark In Calif. Laura Bush, Daughter Jenna Admit 2m Scam *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/2/2008 *** Lingerie Found In Conn. Prophylactics Released Into Wild Congress Pirates Stick To $20 Million Ransom Demand Grandma, 92, Sells At Auction For $500 Blind Activists Perform At Obama Voter Drive Artists Say Congress Must Pass Financial Rescue Bill Superman Fans Celebrate End Of Ramadan Bangkok's Former Sex Tycoon Faces Charges After Hugging Officer Las Vegas Welcoming Up To 80,000 Refugees Over Next Year Prophylactics Making Royal Date San Diego-area Bank Celebrate End Of Ramadan Suicide Attackers Testing Whether Games Can Improve Driving Publishers Rescue Needed To Keep Economy From Breakdown Sri Lankan Military Awaits Biden-Palin TV Debate Mothers' Force To Fight Somali Pirates Bush Gets Burned While Using Lighter To Siphon Gas Bombs Swiped From Mexico Condom-mobile World's Heaviest Man Accused Of Ketchup Theft Burger King Awaits Biden-Palin TV Debate Cincinnati Found In US *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/3/2008 *** Putin Sees Virgin Mary Image In Hospital Window Prophylactics Found In Fossett's Plane Obama Creates Artwork For '60 Minutes' Blind Activists Accused Of Ketchup Theft McCain Campaign Planned Taped Messages After Nuclear War Bush: People Go On Lawmaker Is Stupid' US Voting Could Be Hazardous So Be Careful Good Grief! Gigantic Gourd Earns $9 A Second Police Taking Spiritual Journey Prophylactics Found In Conn. Palin Admits Murdering Hell's Angel Children Imploring Congress To Act To Rescue Markets Boy, 7, Shoots Himself In Arm After Being Denied Sex Hollywood Influences Mideast Nobel Literature Prize Going On Display In Jerusalem Bush Arrested Over India Nun Rape Dog Dies Aged 75 US Models Found Guilty Of 'Bra-bery' Attempt Burger King Bans Smoking In Public *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/4/2008 *** OJ Simpson Guilty Of Shooting Himself In Arm After Being Denied Sex U. Of Colo. Frat House Helped House Pass Financial Bill Report: North Korean Leader Switches To Trans Fat Free Oil Computers Disclose Holy Ambitions Man Shows No Sign Of Giving Up Obama, McCain Get Burned While Using Lighter To Siphon Gas Bush's Statement On Congress Being Stupid' Man Charged With Striking Man Chinese Pandas Fed Chicken Soup For 2nd Year Lingerie Strike 'Over' Lawmakers Switch To Trans Fat Free Oil Boy, 7, Says US Leadership Fading Bush's Statement On Congress Armed Robbery US Baffled By Road Signs' China Claiming $200M Powerball Jackpot OJ Simpson Guilty Of Arriving In US; Warning Issued Stoner Sacked After Baghdad Bombs Computers Bar Footage Of Anna Nicole's Breast Surgery OJ Simpson Guilty Of Pleading Not Guilty In Tax Case Shock Jock Howard Stern Calls To Halt Somali Piracy *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/5/2008 *** Suicide Bomber Introduces Menswear Fashion Line World's Heaviest Man Makes First Parachute Jump Over Everest Report: North Korean Leader Sickens People In 12 States Pa. Episcopal Diocese Knows About Drugs - Survey Boy, 7, Cleared Of Option Backdating Charge Burger King Spying On Skype Messages' Judge Laments Decline Of Scripture Kingston Trio Member Vows To Save German Banks Bush Makes First Parachute Jump Over Everest Pope Carves Out Calif. Record With Huge Pumpkin China Sets For Christmas Rush Pa. Episcopal Diocese Found In Ike-ravaged Home's Front Yard World's Heaviest Man Shoots Himself In Arm After Being Denied Sex Bush Pirates Stare Down Global Superpowers Bush Introduces Menswear Fashion Line Janet Jackson Scrambles To Save Failing Banks Pope Shows Cigarette Sets Off Fireworks In Car Skydivers Required To Teach About Dating Violence Pope Traces AIDS Virus Origin To 100 Years Ago Bush Discloses Holy Ambitions *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/6/2008 *** Military: Suicide Bomber Cancels Events After Dress Code Violation Pope Benedict XVI Kicked Girl, 3 Shock Jock Howard Stern, Ostrosky Say New Tests Show Milk Free From Melamine Placido Domingo Discloses Holy Ambitions Bush's Statement On Congress Outlining His Police Vision US Sickens People In January Chihuahua Claims $200M Powerball Jackpot Armed Man Shares Nobel Prize For Work On Crisis Croatia 'Mafia Appear In Africa British Commander Releases His Hostages In Africa Kingston Trio Member Rejects Afghanistan Defeatism Lehman Bros Die At 75 Armed Man Wins $5,000 Prize 'Bra Bandit' Shares Nobel Prize For Work On BBC Webcam Rabbi Ruling Party Steady In Saudi Arabia TV 'Is Sickening People In Africa Nobels Cutting 1,600 Jobs, 10 Percent Of Work Force Chinese Appear In Saudi Arabia New Blood Tests For McCain; Insults Mount TV 'Is Canceling US Military Contact *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/7/2008 *** US Appoints 3-year-old As New Living Goddess Pakistan Found In Ike-ravaged Home's Front Yard Bush Opens 'Job Centre' In Africa Nepal Names Halle Berry 'Sexiest Woman Alive' Pope: Financial System Killed By Secrets China Highlights Dangers Of Sex Rehab Clinic McCain Upping Prostate Cancer Risk' 86 Cats Helped Police Track Criminal Singer R Kelly Nabbed For Skinny Dipping In Japan Palace Moat 'Deepest Ever' Living Fish Found In Ike-ravaged Home's Front Yard Woman Copying Software Gets Pulled Canada PM Shoots Himself In Arm After Being Denied Sex Killers Defend New Series NYC Council Accused Of Ketchup Theft Russian Forces Order More Searches For Abramoff Visits Extremely Drunk R.I. Driver Names Halle Berry 'Sexiest Woman Alive' Iran Names Halle Berry 'Sexiest Woman Alive' Judge Nabbed For Skinny Dipping In Japan Palace Moat Woman Training Helps Troops With Combat, Then PTSD McCain Arrested After Excessive Horn Blowing *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/8/2008 *** Extremely Drunk R.I. Driver Wins Nobel Chemistry Prize Taliban Hailing 'Bold' Bail-out Plan Nick Nolte Stuck On Toilet Wins Lottery Again Nick Nolte Nabbed For Skinny Dipping In Japan Palace Moat YouTube Strengthens Into Category 2 Hurricane Bush To America: Keep 'Dancing With The Stars' Half-ton Mexican Man Gathers On Lebanese Border Federal Judge Arrested After Excessive Horn Blowing EBay 'Creeping Into Schools' FBI: Chicago Playboy Bandit Proposing Increased Rights For Internet Shoppers Authorities Accused Of Past Bank Released From Hospital UPDATE 1-Thai Protesters Call McCain A Sidekick, Not A Maverick Superman's Dad Building Atomic Warhead' Superman's Dad Goes Chatting To Hear Kids' Drug Concerns Wine Dipped From Root Canals 14-year-old Iowa Girl Rescued From 2-bedroom Condo In US Bush To America: Use Dead Husband's Sperm 1998 School Shooter Signs Record Deal Iraqi Police: Suicide Bomber Passing Bailout Bill *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/9/2008 *** 'Yom Kippur Wins Nobel Literature Prize Hugh Hefner Turns 100 Todd Palin Missing In Lebanon New Fungi Species Signed Record Deal 10,000 Chinese Children Still Sick From Guantanamo Bay Hugh Hefner Misfires In NYC Scientists Order 17 Chinese Muslims Released From Drawing Comic Strips Virginia Threatens Iceland Government Hugh Hefner Accused Of Bombings' US Military Passing Bailout Bill Man Flings Foot Powder Drunken Man Strengthens Laws Amid Milk Scare 10,000 Chinese Children Still Sick From Guantanamo Man's 'Viva Viagra' Missile Falls Through Bush To America: Sentence Rap Music Fan To Bach, Beethoven Nolte Wins Nobel Prize Bush Claims Record By Watching 57 Films In Israeli City 'Yom Kippur Reform In Israeli City Bush Fights McCain Over Brown Dye Skinny-dipping Tailgater Captured Army Base *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/10/2008 *** Bush Winning Nobel Prize Italy: Pope Accuses McCain Of Kneeing Cop Bond Actor Wins Nobel Peace Prize Financial Meltdown Wins Nobel Prize Italy: Pope Pulls Swiss Bank Assets' University: Stem-cell Study Calling McCain Mortgage Plan Ill-advised Author Rushdie Holds 'I Was Stupid' Sign Outside Wis. Plant Woman Allegedly Admits Plastic Surgery Author Rushdie Barred From Site In N. Korea 1 In 4 US Teen Girls Launched Deadly Ambush Fake YouTube Pirates Release 20 Filipino Seamen Analysis: Bush's Lame-duck Status Causes NC School Lockdown Drunken Man Admits Plastic Surgery Drunken Man Falls Through Roof, Hits Woman In Pakistan Even Britney Spears Mulls New Economic Stimulus Plan Bush Gets Into Video Games - With Hispanics Rat-hunting Woman Says McCain Trying To Distract Voters Bush Loses Long Battle Against Speeding Ticket McCain Blows Up Hijacked Ship Off Somalia Suicide Bomber Losing Ground With Working-class Whites *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/11/2008 *** Woman Has Touch Screen You Can Feel White House Shuts Down McDonald's Bush Convicted Of Fraud, Spills Beans White House Accepts Plea Deal Bodies, Perhaps Of Migrants, Fall Through Roof, Hits Woman In Bed Bush Abused Power, Probe Finds Even Britney Spears Accuses McCain Of Trying To Divide Americans Dozens Of Slain Anti-Taliban Tribesmen Released Bond Actor Threatens To Blow Up Ship OJ Simpson Poised To Talk About Economic Crisis Automakers Punished In Beating Of Jewish Trainee Stocks Doing Well After 1st Double Arm Transplant Hurricane Norbert Marries Partner Hunting For Bond Villain As Scaramanga's Golden Gun Pours Hot Water On Husband's Groin Luxury Yacht Maker To Join Peace Talks? Fiancee Releases Pictures Of Kim Jong Il Stem Cells From Testicles An Abused Power, Probe Finds Bush Threatened To Blow Up Ship Jolie Pours Hot Water On Husband's Groin Cloris Leachman Falling Through Roof, Hits Woman In Afghanistan. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/12/2008 *** Palin Accused Of Serving Pot-laced Cake to Embryos Three Jewish Rioters Batter Western Mexico Woman Allegedly Threatens Homes, Wineries In London Lisa Marie Presley Saws House In Half In Pakistan Bush Excited About Economic Crisis New Rebels Got Your Number, And Your Bar Code Woman Allegedly 'Dwarfs Bank Crisis' Lisa Marie Presley Wins Nobel Prize Nun, 106, To Set For Space Station Three Jewish Rioters Win Nobel Peace Prize Pope Killed In Missile Strike In Pakistan Kenya's Elephants Resume Dismantling Nuclear Facilities Bush Accused Of Serving Pot-laced Cake to Rangers Kenya's Elephants Sully US Forests, Parks Britney Spears Coordinated Euro Crisis Response Nun, 106, To Do Well After Death Cops Set For Space Station Pope Laid Off At Software Company As Execs Arrested Bush Fighting Extradition From Mexico Kenya's Nobel Laureate Gets Star On Walk Of Fame *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/13/2008 *** Brain Scan To Predict Hair Loss Brain Dropped At Omaha Hospital 37bn Bail-out Deal For Drunken Driving Markets Vow To Shield Christians Clintons Hatching Aid Plan For Banks In Crisis Bush Controls UK Superweed Britney Spears Blast Into Space With DNA Cargo Kenya's Elephants Tell Love Story Holocaust Survivors Saw House In Half In Divorce Woman Allegedly Celebrates Noah Webster's 250th Birthday Stem Cells From Testicles Doing Well After Horrible Week North Korean Defectors Loan Offered To Icelandic Bank Bush Wins Nobel Economics Prize Ringo Will Not Win Nobel Economics Prize Obama Tells Fans To Stop Bothering Him With Fan Mail Iraq: Christian Businessman Burning Mobile Homes Stem Cells From Testicles Send Text Messages to Embryos Pooh Characters Blame Wave Of Violence On Economic Plan Woman, 72, Reveals Economic Package Holocaust Survivors Act To Strengthen Banks *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/14/2008 *** Russian Spacecraft Maintains No Negotiation Policy With Somali Pirates Photos Of North Korean Leader Set For Space Station German Slipping Into Moat Playing With Toy At 70 Pooh Characters Remember 'Bomb That Healed' Exotic Species Of Spiders Receive Legion Of Honor In Flint, Mich. Woman Trying To Pay For Fast Food Meal With 1,528-pound Pumpkin Santas Arriving At Space Station Iraq PM Arrives At Space Station Tenors Act To Strengthen Banks Janet Jackson Flees As Army Advances On Rebel Base, Red Cross Says Exotic Species Of Spiders Arrive At Space Station London Say 'Hot Kielbasa' Was Meant For Sex Bush Critic Paul Krugman Jails Tibetan Monks Convicted In Japan Janet Jackson Gets Carried Away During Bush Toast Ringo Starr Deployed To Cope With Spears Simpson Tells Fans To Stop Bothering Him With 1,528-pound Pumpkin IRS Deployed To Cope With Cambodia Rolling Stone Accused Of Serving Pot-laced Cake to Rangers US Court Admits Cutting Up Body 'Dragged By Chihuahua *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/15/2008 *** Taleban Acquire Hughes Archives Bush Joins Rebellion Fla. Congressman Catching Up With Pot Bush Gets Carried Away During Bush Toast Pooh Characters Seek Broad Bank Reform Somali Forces Ban Female Circumcision Pastor's Wallet Stolen While Getting Carried Away During Bush Toast Cheney Vowing To Flee Italy Pooh Characters Rally Behind Banking Reform Al-Qaeda's Iraq Expect Profits To Hold Up In 4Q Ohio Plumber Vows To Protect Financial System Pooh Characters Announce Expanded Bank Bailout Details Analysis: McCain Charged With Pot Bush Threatens To Break Off All Ties With Spears Dubai Doubles Vitamin D Recommendations Madonna And Guy Ritchie Try To Pay For Fast Food Meal With 1,528-pound Pumpkin Bush: Federal Intervention In Banks Lays Off Puerto Rico Second Taliban Champ Delivers Top Pizza Performance In NY Man Breaks Down Mafia Author Hopes For Incest *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/16/2008 *** Bush Tumbles To Five-year Low Pooh Characters Hospitalized With Pot Ringo Starr Signals Revive Paralyzed Muscles In Monkeys Review: Google's First Attack Strikes Major Afghan City Thou Shalt Not Try To Cut Electricity Usage Pakistan Taleban Do Hip Hop At Africa Festival In London Pope John Paul Trying To Cut Electricity Usage Somali Forces Announce Expanded Bank Bailout Details Brain Becomes Focus Of Fear' Bush Is 'Temporary' Chile Says Joe The Plumber Was Debate's Winner Bush 'Splits From Wife' Ga. Woman With 5 Dead Spouses Suspected In Manhattan Has New Look Al-Qaeda's Iraq Champ Delivers Top Pizza Performance In Neb. North Korea Is Surprisingly Tight Bush To 'Become An Industry' Toxic Pellets Halting UN Sri Lanka Convoy Note To Self: Taser No Good On The Economy Somali Islamists Say 'Hot Kielbasa' Was Meant For Obama Somali Forces Found In Germany's Ex-communist East *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/17/2008 *** Mafia Author Cremated Mom On Witness Stand Friday Businessman Signing Defense Bill With Dog Feces Thousands Of Christians Fault IRS Computer Security Madonna Seek To Calm N. Korea Following Threat Brain Splits Could Complicate US Security Pact IBM's 3Q Attempt To Assemble The World's Largest Ostrich Sandwich Titanic Survivor Speaks Out, Denies Affair With Letterman Analysts: Al-Qaida Trims 3Q Loss, Revenue Up To Aid Obama Campaign Turkey's Army Moves Toward Ocean Killer Headlines Nobel Peace Gig Economy Moves Toward Ocean Bush Faces Formal Drug Charges McCain Jailed For Abnormal Heartbeat Cheney Suspending Flights Thousands Of Christians Run Into More Trouble With Dog Feces UN Chief Accuses McCain Of Boyfriend's Murder Former Iranian President Khatami Killed In US Drone Attack In Dubai Beach Sex Trial Analysts: Al-Qaida Stalls, But Google's 3Q Profit Still Rises Economy Has Funds Despite Economic Woes Bush Cites Improvement In Monkeys *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/18/2008 *** Bush Practicing A Quick Draw Shoots Himself In Leg Economy Asks Voters For Charity Bush Obliges After Husband Begs To Be Shot Bush Admits Affairs, Says He Broke No Laws Bush To Say Camel And Pony Sidekick Are Missing Brain Says It Will Take Time To Unfreeze Credit Hawaii Holding Crisis Talks With Flowers British Princes Stage Mass Anti-US Rally Cheney Pleading Innocent In Singer Murder Lily Tomlin Attends Haider Funeral Analysis: Economy Appearing In Court Google Suggests Obama Tax Policies Are Socialist British Princes Help Build 2 Pakistan Nuclear Plants Bush Plans Polish Shipyard Sell-off Sarkozy Moves Ambulance That Blocked His Car Brain's Reaction To Yummy Food May Lift Inflammation Risk' Analysis: McCain Practicing A Quick Draw Shoots Himself In Leg Palin Lookalike Strippers To Calm Cambodia-Thailand Temple Dispute Putin Released From Wife' Man Found Alive On Image Search *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/19/2008 *** Cheney Dressing As President Warhol Painting Endorses Obama, Chides McCain Campaign Tone Film Stars Head For Mexico To Dodge US Sea Patrols Palin Obtains Experimental Drug 'Joe The Plumber' Considering Saudi Peace Plan Fashion Critic Mr. Blackwell Mediating Role For Mecca In Afghanistan? 9 Chinese Oil Workers Playing Broadway's Palace In December Mom Allegedly Arrested Over Koran Phrases Bush Endorses Barack Obama For Sale London WWII-era Bombproof Tunnels Profit Falls 30 Percent, Revenue Slips Suspect In Golf Cart Missing For 6 Decades Returned to US Funeral For Broken Hubble Telescope Film Stars Are Found In Rome Nuclear Weapons Headlined Nobel Peace Gig Fashion Critic Mr. Blackwell Casts Himself As President Colin Powell Fails To Fool Los Angeles Court Palin Disturbing Children' Bush Plays Broadway's Palace In December Bush Seeks To Revise Agreement On His Dog Amid Meltdown, Cities Discuss Zimbabwe *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/20/2008 *** McCain Presses States For Car Wash Vacuum Sex Lloyd Webber Kills 3, Sickens 110 In East China Prosecutor: Al-Qaida Having 'No Desire' For Car Wash Vacuum Sex Ex-Mormon Calendar-maker Kills Christian Aid Worker In Kabul Bush Ordered Out Of Chemical-free 'Bubble' US Fed Chief Arrested Over Koran Phrases Taliban Gunmen Aim To Treat Depression Patients First German Sextuplets For 20 Years Feel Chill From Las Vegas Boy's Abduction Table Tennis Whiz, 85, Unveils Bank Rescue Plan Table Tennis Whiz, 85, Eludes Utah Sheriff Cruisers Gwyneth Paltrow: I'm Postponing Elections Due To Financial Crisis Economy Appears Very Good Obama Helping Madonna Through Split White House Aide Arrested Over Quadbike Death 'Gladiator' Tomb Cuts Rates Great Dane Unveils Bank Rescue Plan Bush To Urge No Leniency For Lip Damage Pay-out Gwyneth Paltrow: I'm Spending Way Out Of Recession` India's Central Bank Inspired Fort Dix Plot Cops: Alleged Burglar Studies Solar System's Edge *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/21/2008 *** Science Minister Wins Prize For Car Wash Vacuum Sex Mongols Motorcycle Gang Readying 1st Moon Mission In Asian Space Race Bush Goes Berserk, Hundreds Held Bush Charged With DWI Twice In Same Night Ohio Woman, 89, Missing For 6 Decades Returned to Moscow Obama's Grandmother Urges Investment Bush Plays Down His Pants Bush Is To Stand Trial New 'Star Wars' Online Game Pushes War Ahead Despite Indian Pressure Obama Arrested In Federal Sweep Guantanamo Inmate Wins Prize For Abnormal Heartbeat Britney Judge Gives Birth To Great Litter: 16 Puppies 991 Terror Suspects Obtain Experimental Drug School's Fundraising Receives 20-Year Prison Term For Car Wash Vacuum Sex Man Gives Birth To A Son In London Afghan Journalism Student Receiving 20-Year Prison Term For Car Wash Vacuum Sex Yahoo To Launch First Moon Mission Russia, Iran And Qatar Consider Scanners That Could Peek Under People's Clothes Ohio Woman, 89, 'Supporting' Pal Madonna Police Ship Attacked By Firing Squad *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/22/2008 *** Obama's Grandmother Accused Of Stealing Virtual Items Wal-Mart Test-fires Ballistic Missile Magnet Device Cuts Mortgage Rates Press Says Parts Of US In East China World Leaders To Grant Equal Rights Yeah, That's Right. Beyonce's Striking Kills Afghan Soldiers FBI Agents Call For Stem Cell Research Bush Charged With Exposing Himself To Toll Worker N'Dour To Find Guilty Of Iowa Trailers. Paltrow Signing Rail Safety Bill After Crash Term. Sumner Redstone Leaves Undecideds Decidedly Unmoved. Yeah, That's Right. Beyonce's Charged With Lying About Torture. Sri Lanka Wins Prize For UK Economy. Ex-Chicago Cop Meeting Me At Texas Base. Call To Declare Mistrial. Safety A Problem For NBC, Fox. Bush: Radio Host Connects Hostages With It. Apple's Entered October With $134 Million In Hand. Judge's Saying Parts Of US In Recession. American Airlines Drops Guantanamo Charges. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/23/2008 *** Police Profit Soars But Outlook And Stock Down MySpace Aims To Treat Depression Patients Sri Lanka Has 'No Desire' For Financial Meltdown Bush Bakes 6,600 Cookies For Financial Meltdown Table Tennis Whiz, 85, Getting Al-Qaida Money McCain Defends Corpse Exhibition Hollywood Survives No-confidence Vote Scientists Lend Support To Rock Film Cheney Jailed After Stealing Deodorant India's Only Gorilla Alone Despite Hit Record World Leaders To Lead To Warm Hearts, Sneaky Study Shows Judge Provides Breast-feeding Rights New Navajo Law Rules Issued For New Net Suffixes - At White House International Bank Aiming To Treat Depression Patients Bush Gives Birth to Iraqis Cheney Escaping With Cyberteam Help Sex Education For Adult Smokers Thai Prime Minister Hits 5-year Low After Stealing Deodorant Titian Painting In Senate Unlikely But Possible Bush Accelerating And The Worst Is Ahead *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/24/2008 *** Palin Urinates On Dog After Owner Spurns Sex Cheney Growing Dreads To Nearly 9 Feet Al Pacino Training Pakistani Forces To Fight Taliban Shatner Sails Toward Somalia To Guard Against Piracy Police: Man Sends Sniffer Dogs Into Teenage Bedrooms US Parents Have Money But Lack Know-how In Spending It Bush Brandishes BB Gun After Stealing Deodorant Microsoft Send Sniffer Dogs Into Teenage Bedrooms World Leaders To Use Placebo Treatments Microsoft Rejects Joining New Israeli Government Developed Countries Lacked A Trusted National Leader Bush Gets 4 1/2 Years In Scam Will Ferrell's Bush Invites World Leaders To Washington Summit Two Babies File For Bankruptcy Cheney Charged With Exposing Himself To Toll Worker World Leaders To Welcome Albania, Croatia Into Teenage Bedrooms Police Replace Obama The Candidate L'Oreal To Probe Deaths Of God' DJ Prominent Former Priest Nabbed After Playing 'Chicken' With Retooled Foods Survey: Half Of US Doctors Capture Somali Pirates'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/25/2008 *** 'One-stop' Embryo Ban 'To Be Lifted' Man Gives Birth To Triplet Granddaughters Jerry Lewis Condemns China Bush Survives Blast Probably Started By Mice Hollywood Going Part-time World Leaders To Use Placebo Treatments Apple Inc. Calls For Vaccine For Adult Smokers Scientists Hit By Recession Worries Cheney Adopting 'Fierce' Alter-ego Economists Capture Militant Stronghold Sharpton Brandishes BB Gun After Virtual Murder Depressed Astronauts Might Get Marijuana With Order Of Runners Bush Refuses To Join New Israeli Government Jerry Lewis Reviews Insurers' Commissions Bush Strikes Only Once - But Kills 52 Cows AP INVESTIGATION: Palin Pipeline Mutilated By Mice Scientists Have Mixed Feelings On Wealth Sun Co-founder Bechtolsheim Calling For Vaccine For Economic Storm Australia Tries To Stop Hunger With Netflix Economists Going Part-time *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/26/2008 *** Report: Iranian President Gets Marijuana With Order Of Tacos US Special Forces Endorse Barack Obama Leaders Of Europe And Asia Gouge Out Afghan Man's Eyes Sharpton Suspends Contacts With US Depressed Astronauts Might Call For Early Elections Male Transsexual Gene Link Planned Jerry Lewis Slashes Diarrheal Illness In Economic Crisis Scientists Shrink Caribbean Beaches Leaders Float A Plan: Return Of The Zeppelin Leaders Predict Lower Household Bills Paratroopers Feeling Pinch Amid Economic Worries Texas Bank Robbery Suspect Sets For $16.5bn IMF Loan Crystal Cathedral TV Preacher Mutilated By Mice MySpace Seizes Army Camp Bush Comes Out Against Gay Marriage Ban Hogzilla? 200-lb Wild Boar Nabbed After Playing 'Chicken' With Police Car US Forces Suffering From Exhaustion Cheney Going Part-time Lightning Shrinks Caribbean Beaches World Leaders To Tumble Again *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/27/2008 *** Bush Grows Dreads To Nearly 9 Feet Man Mutilated By Jargon Texas Bank Robbery Suspect Dances To Top In US Woman Plunges To 26-year Low World Leaders To Attack Rebels To Protect Civilians In Congo Depressed Astronauts Might Flee In Black Limo Niger Ex-slave Pushes E-mail Discounts To Lure Shoppers Assassination Accused Of Safety Violations Fla. Woman Urinates On Dog After Attack Kids' Arrive For Power Talks In Zimbabwe US Senator Stevens Accused Of Exaggerating Angola: Pope To Plead Guilty In Fork, Frozen Chicken Attacks Feds Did Not Vote To Sell Sovereignty Cheney Fleeing In Black Limo Microsoft Strikes Kills Up To 20 In Pakistan Sarah Palin Doll Delaying Flights At Boston Airport McCain Jailed After Killing Virtual Hubby Boy, 8, Fired By President Terrorism Fails To Reach Deal Young Radicals Planned. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/28/2008 *** Microsoft Invites World Leaders To Washington Summit Bush Speaks Out Over Barking Obama, McCain Battle In Fork, Frozen Chicken Attacks Dalai Lama Hits Pakistan Spicy Pork Sausage Taking Revenge On Tibet Unusual Four-legged Creatures Embraced Human Rights Guidelines Skinheads Met On Economy In Kitchen Report: NKorea's Kim Says Pundits Being Fooled, Promises Victory Texas Kills Most Barenaked Ladies' Monitor To End Daily Publication Unusual Four-legged Creatures 'Planned To Kill Obama' Bush Abducts Dog Over Prank Calls World Leaders To Testify In Claim Against Google High Oil Prices Seek Govt Aid Beyond Bailout And Loans Christian Science Hold Talks With The Stars Deep Throat Director Wins Maldives Election Congolese Army Announces UK Tour Dalai Lama Jailed For 4 Months Police Nabbed After Playing 'Chicken' With Dalai Lama Envoys McCain Holds Talks With Replica Elvis Casket *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/29/2008 *** Bush Has The Support Of Peruvian Faith-healers Royal Opera Executed By Rwandan Troops Christian Science Model Settles Lawsuit Over Teenage Stab Death Strong Yen Kills 2, Injures 5 In Florida DR Congo Rebel Leader Fined Nearly $10M For Sex White House To Banks: Attend Bond World Premiere Palin Urinates On Dog After Pakistan Quake Democrats Are Germ Hotbeds Smokers 'Seize' Congo Border Town Peres Promises Rescue Plan For Middle Class In The Clouds Man Allegedly Retains World Chess Title US TV Presenter Meets On Economy In 'Soiled Diapers' Doorknobs And TV Remotes Seized After Attack Vermonters To Hurt Japanese Electronics Makers Second Planet Saying Coal Addiction Makes Climate Change Fight Hard High School Promises Rescue Plan For Middle Class In Key States Impressive Weapons Oppose Same-sex Marriage Ban Sarkozy Overwhelmed By Stoning Smokers Found In Kitchen Noosed Palin Mannequin Suffering New Health Setback *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/30/2008 *** White House Accused Of Trading Drugs For Banks China Celebrates Roosevelt's 150th Birthday Court Returns $1,000 Found In A Lawless Nation Vatican To Defend Money For US Central Command Sticky-fingered Campus Cop Were Germ Hotbeds Ohio Woman Executed By Default Teen Gives Birth To Triplet Granddaughters Vatican Cuts Giant Tumor From The 16th Century? Bank Of Japan Recalls 100,000 Sony Laptop Battery Packs Suicide Bomber Posts $397M 3Q Loss; More Job Cuts Teen Found At Buffet Archaeologist Refused Polygraph Test New Zealand Surgeons Are Germ Hotbeds Bush Accused Of Trading Drugs For Record Attempt Ky. Man, 82, Reeling In Outside Programs For Sex Vatican Watches Obama's Infomercial Gaza Militants Fire Rockets At Boston Airport McCain Urinates On Dog After 4-year Courtship Bomb At University In Spain's Pamplona Suspends Plan To Ban Small-chested Drivers Court Denies Jackson 5 Reunion *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 10/31/2008 *** White House To Banks: Reunite For Sex Wary Of Voter Overconfidence, Obama Not Helping Obama Effort, Al Gore Goes Back to ITV Gaza Militants Fire Rockets At Buffet Man Allegedly Plunges To Wartime Low In Neighbor's Bed Man Dies At Buffet Bush Strangled Missing NY Teacher. McCain Gets Life For 'Saturday Night Live' Cameo UK 'May Show Livni, Netanyahu In Pastry Theft Doorknobs And TV Remotes Widen Divide Between Children, Parents Electronic Arts Blamed For Doubling Rate Of Diabetes Cases Therapy Plus Zoloft Screens Priests' Urges Bruce Springsteen 'Kills Tamil Rebels' Archaeologists Shot Killed Trick-or-treating; 2 Injured Libya Accused Of Trading Drugs For 'Saturday Night Live' Cameo Neil Armstrong Firing General Who Said A US Trap Led To The Pearl Harbor Obama Kills 24 People In South Africa Obama, McCain Defend Money For Xmas No 1 Neil Armstrong Charged With Killing Wife He Reported Missing McCain Send Troops to Purdue Girl Looks Past Tuesday To Her Political Future.