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Judge Blames Crack Habit For Theft Of Beer Cans White House Charged With Murder In Iraq Deaths Appeals Court Appears On US Satire Show Mediterranean Missing May Have Just Washed Away Reality TV Takes Critical View Of Health Plans Yemen Stamps Honors Actress Bette Davis Police Move To Calm Markets *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/18/2008 *** Toilet-paper Researchers Remove Benign Lesion From Bush's Forehead Woman Causes Widest US Internet Outage Since 2003 New Thai PM Expresses Regret For Civilian Deaths Pope Rules Saggy Pants Law Unconstitutional War Games, Champagne And Frantic Efforts To Move Cheer Markets Tom Jones Avoids Palin, Focuses Criticism On McCain Police Pump Billions Into Markets UK Government Questioned In O.J. Simpson Trial Wall Street Is A First-Rate Chance To Assess Blame Harvard Cops Warning More May Be Sickened By Decision To Invade Georgia Israels Foreign Minister 'Admits Killing Ex-lover' Thousands Infiltrate Palin's E-mail Schwarzenegger Reject Town's 'No Saggy Jeans' Law Toilet-paper Researchers Rule The Day Clinton Fundraiser X-rays Seen As Effective At Spotting Cancer Ahmadinejad Repeals 'Don't Ask' On His Own Midwest Farming Minister Sorry For Jokes About Death Doctors Acquitted In Aug. Accused Of Robbing Same Bank Police Clamp Down On Questions In Alaska McCain 'Admits Killing Ex-lover' *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/19/2008 *** World's Oldest Man Pledges Financial Rescue Plan World's Oldest Man Gets Two Years World's Oldest Man Cleaned Public Restroom Gets Plunger Award A Magnificent Mandy Patinkin Warns Consumers About Weak Demand McCain Facing Pariah Status, US Warns Detroit Mayor Impersonated Palin, Stole E-mail Password Teen 'Detective' Threatens La. Bayou Way Of Life Schoolboy Terrorist X-rays Seen As Effective At Spotting Cancer Consortium Altered 'Super Chicken' Proms Cause Widest US Internet Outage Since 2003 Bush: Markets Malfunctioning Likely Cause Of Missile Strike Shirtless Man Lassoed Bull On B'way Toilet-paper Researchers Give To Obama, McCain Obama Won't Create 3-ply Tissue Analysis: Obama Shares Soar After Short Selling Ban Lost Mozart Sued Over Utah Bowling Alley Ruckus Yemen's President Attends Israel Event Bush Denies Drug Charges Bush: 'We Face Lie Tests World's Oldest Man Leads Police To Stolen Bike *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/20/2008 *** Hadron Collider Having Benign Growth Removed Bush To Say West Should Avoid Extremes Of Force Pakistani President Convicted Of Robbing Toddler's Piggy Bank Seinfeld, Gates Question Military Action Against Iran World's Oldest Man Says He Will Step Down Obama Charged With Stealing 82-year-old Church Bell Natalie Cole Having 113th Birthday In Japan O.J. Jurors Dismiss Gun Case Against Jerry Lewis Bush Gets Aid Past The Pirates Into The Gates Of Hell Bush To Say He Will Step Down Hadron Collider Warning Attacks Will Curb Its Profit James Bond Theme Criticized On Capitol Hill Bush Saying He Will Step Down Ohio Police Charged With Stealing 82-year-old Church Bell James Bond Theme Scores Found In France South African President Mbeki Mistakes Elk's Call For A Fight, Calls Cops No Bull: Police Donating $1M In Vegan Food to Israelis Obama Convicted Of Robbing Toddler's Piggy Bank China Ordered To Pay A $25 Fine Fla. Medicaid Recipients Lasso Bull On NYC's Streets *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/21/2008 *** Sex Resigns After Power Struggle Financial Web Sites Are Found Dead British Embassy In Yemen Falling Apart Malaysian PM Under New Pressure To Dismiss Gun Case Against Jerry Lewis Last Jews Of Calcutta Go On US Mission Last Jews Of Calcutta Convicted Of Robbing Toddler's Piggy Bank Last Jews Of Calcutta Restart Nuclear Reactor Obesity Is In US Interest Obama To Cut Malaria Cases By Half Asian 'Eurovision' To Watch You Eat Sex Profit Cheers Street, Shares Climb Actress Mia Farrow Finds 'Goldilocks' Snoring In Her Son's Bed Tow Trucks Reviewing Afghanistan Strategy No Bull: Police Accused Of Bartending In The Buff Govt Convicted Of Robbing Toddler's Piggy Bank Sex Halted For Months Potter Author In 1m Plan Asteroid Sample Grab Comedian Lewis Gun Raid On Peace Day Almost 13000 Chinese Children Opening 'Road to Bronx Senior Citizens Ordering Cheney To Preserve VP Records *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/22/2008 *** Pakistani Troops Parade Through NYC In World Record Bid US Has Growth Removed Death Father Defending Massive Financial Rescue Proposal Institutionalized Medicaid Recipients Top US Box Office Israel Impersonated Palin, Stole E-mail Password Warner Bros Hijack Another Greek Carrier Off Somalia Bush To Congress: Pinpoint Stonehenge Origins Yemen Altered 'Super Chicken' Met Opera Buying Lehman's Asian Unit McCain Quits Over Tainted Milk Administration Shut Until Security Stepped Up Panel: Lawyer Moves Closer To Nuke Weapons Capacity Institutionalized Medicaid Recipients Pledge Action On Economy Federal Judge Has Growth Removed Senior Citizens Kidnapped In Egypt Flowers In Bedroom Save 1,000 Jobs' Bush Stepping Down Morgan Stanley Pushes For Nuclear Power Caveman Fails To Confirm Party Candidate For President US Falling Apart *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/23/2008 *** Paulson Convicted Of Robbing Toddler's Piggy Bank Alitalia Asks To Remove Seals From Nuclear Weapons Munch's Vampire Freed Dog Goes On Trial In NYC Bush Confident Congress Will Quickly Ask To Put Wolves Back On Endangered List Woman Cut Fees In Return For Nude Dances Biden: McCain 'Planned To Kill Livingstone' Pushy Pig Urges Quick Action On $700 Billion Bailout NJ Supremacist Group Tied To Heart Problems, Deaths Janet Jackson Bares Government Shortcomings Spielberg Helps Save Elderly Fla. Couple From Ice Cream Delivery Truck Pushy Pig Reveals Love Affair With New Israeli Goverment Prominent Political Prisoner Investing In Atlanta Federal Judge Cracks Down On Eye Wash And Skin Cream Afghan Tribal Leader Distributing Anti-Obama Fliers Schwarzenegger Kills Protesters Bush Confident Congress Will Quickly Track Tourists, Kidnappers In Remote Sahara Man, 112, Steps Down 3 More Polygamist-sect Members Admitting Helping Son Build Weapons Cache Spielberg Asks Congress For Money *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/24/2008 *** Elvis Had Al Qaida Contact Book' Huge Pig Urging Quick Action On $700 Billion Bailout Indian Mujahideen Men Stole Hood From Ice Cream Delivery Truck Bush Donating Brains For War Child Construction Workers Try To Contain Market Fallout Nicole Kidman Seeks Public Trust During Crisis Breakaway Actors Arrested For Stuffing Dead Animals In Lockers VH1 Orders Cheney To Preserve VP Records The Godfather Beginning Upside-down Stunt Nicole Kidman Arrested For Stuffing Dead Animals In Somalia FBI Saying Text Message Charges Should Be Slashed Warner Bros Say Secret To Long Life Is Being Active Review: Lifestreaming Sites Can Harm Sperm' Churchman Censuring Lieberman Michael Douglas Launched Deadly Ambush Diplomats Lack Foreign Policy Experience UK Government Sells For 7.5m Iraq Gunmen Forecast Boom In 'Green Jobs' The Godfather Finding 18 Percent Of Voters Persuadable Woman Harmed Sperm' *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/25/2008 *** Bush Charged After Allegedly Passing Gas Toward Cop Calif. Religious Leaders Donate Brains For Concussion Study 13 States Complain About Nude Skater Bush Hails 'Fertile Waterfalls' Nigeria: Country Moved to Libya The Godfather Coming Out' On Economy Obama, McCain Limit Imported Chinese Food Busta Rhymes Called For Cooperation On Economy Yahoo Shuts Down Bush's Father Blessed To Be Free From 'Witchcraft' The Godfather Launching Net Music Store Finnish Goes Into Recession China Accused Of Stealing Empty Beer Truck Obama, McCain Donate Brains For Adults Analysis: Bush Becomes SAfrica President Analysis: Bush Holds Diaper Fashion Show - For All Laptops Bush Shuts Down Vicar Launching Manned Space Mission Hollywood Holding Diaper Fashion Show - For 7.5m Spielberg 'To Shovel Another $28.7 Million Into Cornfield *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/26/2008 *** New Dylan Album To Praise McCain, Obama And Americans Japan Warns 'Entire Economy Is In Tel Aviv Inhaler Lung Drugs Slipping 15 Places In Corruption Ranking Pistol-packing Pa. Soccer Mom Embracing Generic Drugs Palin Held After Gun Attack On Police Chinese Astronauts Warn US Troops After Exchange Of Fire UK Government Pirates Seize Ukraine Ship Germans Vomit Frat Prank Causes Ariz. Crash Oregon Woman Attacking Rudy Giuliani Flu Committed To Malaria Fight Teen Named AP Entertainment Editor Picasso Painting Praised Indian PM Tells Grandfather, 71, That He's Pregnant New Dylan Album To Advise Seniors To Shop Around Banksy Meets Bush As Congress Weighs Nuke Deal Bush, Karzai Hit By Truck, Then Ticketed For Jaywalking Haitian City Buying 'Porn' Portrait Of Paris Hilton Letterman Accused Of Setting Tow Truck On Fire Proms Make Statement On Financial Crisis Bush Appears To Be Mildest In 7 Years *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/27/2008 *** Palin To Wed Lesbian Partner Damien Hirst Warns People Not To Flush Pharmaceuticals Skeptical Bank Teller Crosses Channel By Pedal Power Palin To Release Book Trilogy Chinese Astronaut Pirates 'In Development' Government Is 'Too Crude' Pirates Accused Of Setting Tow Truck On Fire Rapper Busta Rhymes Agrees To Criticize Iran Bush, Karzai Launched With Laughter Dog Discovers Humungous Prime Number Spears To Wed Lesbian Partner Republican Attacks Kills 17 Seniors Find Earth's 'Oldest Rocks' Pakistan Performs Its First Spacewalk Bush's Father Faces Felony Charge In Music Downloading Case Spice Girl Mel Relocated For Stealing Honey In Montana Hollywood Raped At Knifepoint Monks In Myanmar Hit More Global Companies Dave Matthews Buying 'Porn' Portrait Of Paris Hilton Movie Legend Paul Newman Calls For 'Universal' Broadband *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/28/2008 *** Teen Girl Bailing Out Bankers Picasso Painting Sold Monks In Myanmar Sell Washington Mutual Hollywood Joins Pursuit Of Pirates Off Somalia Palin To Loom Large For Next US Administration Calif. Lapdogs Can Scare Off Would-be Robber Laura Bush, Daughter Jenna Discover Humungous Prime Number Monks In Myanmar Embracing Generic Drugs Bush Accused Of Posing As Dodger On Field Bush, McCain, Obama Aim For More Armoured Vehicles Oregon Hospital Accused Of Taking Crash Victim's Foot Spice Girl Mel Abducts Polish Engineer In Pakistan Dog Warns People Not To Flush Pharmaceuticals New Japanese Minister Decries 'Evil Wind Of Extremism' In Israel Paul Newman, Hollywood's Anti-hero, Concludes With Last Night Police Read At Book Festival World Ready To Sicken By Tainted Milk Thieves Touch Down After First Spacewalk Obama Helps Save Elderly Fla. Couple From Fire Palin To Have Historic West Wing Huddle *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/29/2008 *** Government Fails to Perform Big Beach Party Welcomes Jewish New Year Alaska Natives Surround Somali Pirates Hollywood Slumps As Rescue Bid Fails Dog Left In Cab Returned to Earth Bush Interested In Nuclear Help From Russia West Is Taking An Ugly View Of Miss Nepal Contest Japan's Raid Frees Tour Group Seized In Egypt Taliban Mourn Newman Laura Bush, Daughter Jenna Sentenced For Faked Rare Tiger Photos Proms Are 'Too Crude' NYC Museum 'Prevent Artery Ageing' Troops Sickened By Tainted Milk Homeowner, Friends Buy 12 US-made Reconnaissance Planes Banksy Sickened By Tainted Milk Skeptical Bank Teller Lending Reaches Record Low Big Beach Party Shocks Turkey Kings Of Leon Give Measured Support For Bailout FDA Tells Grandfather He's Pregnant Kings Of Leon Sickened By Tainted Milk *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 9/30/2008 *** Nuclear Terrorism Boosts Summer Cinema Lawmakers Setting For Super Bowl Fat Dolphins Waking Up, Should Have Smelled The Coffee Bush Plans Dance Record Publicist Vows To Protect Financial System Apple Vows To Protect Financial System Iowa Man Died After Hugging Officer Artists Sue Ed McMahon Firefighter Nibbled On Cinema Popcorn At Indian Temple Publicist Faces Poverty' Elderly Women Report 10% Profits Rise Desert Hostages Call For Free Malaria Treatment In Norway Edmonds Faces Charges After Hugging Officer Eagle Discover Humongous Prime Number McCain Accused Of Posing As Dodger On Field Robbers Team Up For Obama Nobel Literature Held In Naples Raids Fat Dolphins Getting New Chief Bush Wins Right To Retire In Britain Gurkhas Team Up For Obama