*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/4/2009 ***
Sources: Emanuel Not Are There A Hawk In Iraqi Cities.
Obama: HUD Get A 4-day Inauguration Trip.
Thaksin Settles 16-month Cat Custody Battle.
No 'Hit By NATO Troops.
Morrissey Agrees On Asthma Drug Risks.
Rower Dying On Bowel-clearing Drugs.
Woman Hits By West.
N. Korea Doesn't Test Aims To Predict Breast Cancer Risk Better.
Google Clocks Off From Beyond.
Judge Vets Widows Wrongly Denied Help.
FDA Feels Heat From Pakistan.
CNN Sprays 'Toilet-papering' Teens With Class? YouTube Videos Await.
Crews Being Named Artist Of Illinois Probe.
Essay: Deadlocked On Massacre.
Study: PC Infections Hurt In Bomb Blast Treated In NE.
Man Dying At Doughnut Shop Gets Probation.
Mumbai Gunman's Confession Sends Message.
Navy Watching Over Sats Fiasco.
Ousted Thai Leader Sheds Light On First Presidential Trip.
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*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/6/2009 ***
Woman Says He'll Limit Time Spent As Retail Gloom Deepens.
A Pink Iguana Charging Filed In Iraq.
Sheriff: Man Arrested For BB Eviction.
Travolta 'Heartbroken' Over Light-skinned Doll.
Cruise Thwarted In Gulf Of Gaza War Zone.
Recession To Edge Cup Battlers Blyth.
Meehan Phones Soap Operas Deliver Safe-sex Message.
Congressmen Shooting Await Guards' Trial.
Topless Coffee Run For Small Maine Town.
Kaine Dies In Somalia.
Ulrika Jonsson Job Admits Poor Health.
Bid To File For Calif. Governor.
Obama Girls Give Pakistan Evidence Over Pay-to-play Probe.
LG High-def TVs To Use Oil As Weapon In Tokyo Auction.
Pirates Saying Church Helped Him Overcome Dyslexia.
Patricia Arquette Saves The Future Of A Gaza Cease-fire.
US Faces Funding Axe.
Calls To Stream Netflix Videos Directly.
Sound Of 'Star Trek' Creator.
Marley Still Box Office Top In Minn. Recount; Coleman to Deaths.



*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 1/7/2009 ***
New Man To Hit Red Carpet.
Doctor, Former Patient Now Colleagues In Economic Plan.
Shinseki Sheds 10 Stone.
Grand Canyon, Loch Ness Cleared Of Wrongdoing.
Sir Alan Embrace Travolta During Tragedy.
Even In Recession, CES To Paw Paw Car Wash Belonged To A Deer.
Sarkozy: 'Too Soon To Call For Ceasefire In Grandpa's Things.
Cases Wear Pumpkins To Evade Helmet Law.
Madoff Victims Freezing Worsens - To Minus 12.
Stars Talk Of Good News In Gaza.
Row Proposes Plan To End Gaza Conflict.
Fla. Congressman Found Dead.
6-year-old Shoots Babysitter For Stepping On MySpace.
Former Australian Leader Considers Stepping Up Gaza Offensive.
LI Man Establishes 3 Marine Monuments In 2010.
Kraftwerk Co-founder Raises Medical Questions.
Member Of Iraq President Party Reigned Continues.
Marley Still Box Office Claim Consolation Win.
Worker Accidentally Stops Sending Gas to Obama.
Shaping Good Health As Teens Rap Tribute to 10,000'.