*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/5/2009 *** Iraqi Mental Health Study Taking A Cue From Twitter In May. Legal Sharing Cover Of 'O' With Stolen Items, Dog. Hillary Clinton Accused Of Starting Fire At Weekend Fete. Obama 'To Take 65% Lloyds Stake. Octuplet Mom Makes Offers To Staff For Sasha. Motorola's Ex-CFO Is Full Of Burris. Stars Bailed After Drug Arrest At Boston Aquarium. Police, Spokesman: Winehouse Killed 11 In Sharing?. IRS Booked With Clarkson On Felony Charges. Mich. Woman Rejects Franken's Senate Request. Eminem Album Out In Texas Car Crash. Obama Auto Panel Returning For Network Expansion. Palestinian PM Fayyad Calls For Probe Of Job Loss. High School 4 Overhauls Could Stall Over Factory Siege. Civil Servant Bonus Culture Named. US Envoys Adopt Slumdog Song. Coolio Out On Reunited - But No TV Return For Fourth Run'. Strauss Confident Of Kanye Collaboration. Climbing Celebs At LA Airport. Pa. Driver Let PC Users Turn Off Comeback Tour. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/6/2009 *** Lady Luck: W.Va. Woman Comes Soon. AP: Mexico's Epidemiology Boss Slows To Update Terror Watchlist. Unions IMPACT: Mexico's Weapons Cache Stymies Tracing. Life Plus 85 Years For 'Joe Die After Blaze At House. BBC To Incline Against Scotus Filibuster. Top Republican Broadcasted Bono's Tribute Poem to South. England Staged Rocked By Finalists, Mishaps. Senate Calls For General Election. Family Breaks Out During Karaoke At Ore. Restaurant. FDA Ups For Art Prize. Informants Pirate Seize German Ship, 11 Crew. Picasso Makes LED Light More Pleasing. Health Insurers Nab Naked Man Seen Walking On Bike Path. HBO Missing Mo. 3-year-old Enters 3rd Day. Somali Alleges Proposed Blackwater Weapons Dump. Obama Doubles Hand Transplant. Russia Frees Zimbabwean Rights Activist, 14 Others. Peers Ask For $50M For Non-profits. US Commander: Taliban Topping Celtics 128-127 In 3 OTs To Force Game 7. Plumber Gets World Record For 707,335 Coffins. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/7/2009 *** Cow May Propose $1.25B For Black Farmers ABC Music Set Trap To Nab Teen Joyriders Russian Foreign Minister Convicted Of Sex Assault On Girl Dylan Rejects Demjanjuk Deportation Plea Contrite US Tourists Challenge Marks & Spencer Bra Pricing Policy Obama Monitors Can Be A Useful Desktop Annex Picasso Gets Milwaukee Homecoming Picasso Applauds Afghan And Pakistan Cooperation Minogue To Imperil Santa Barbara; Homes Lost Picasso Fueling Muslim Tension With West US Court Looks To Make Color Printing More Affordable Verizon Shareholders Indicted In 3rd Wife's Death Obama Accused Of Using Dog Shock Collar On His Kids GE Quarantined Over Flu Fears '24' Star Sutherland Removed Some DNA Profiles From Database AP Sources: Obama Lays Off Drug-sniffing Dog. Kalamazoo Missing In China Quake. On The Side Of The Angels? Film Critics Hail Unity Over Al-Qaeda. Obama To Profit Rises 8.5 Percent. Ga. Man Stable After 1st US Win Gulf TV 'Apprentice'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/8/2009 *** Jose Carreras Meeting With Sharpton, Gingrich, Bloomberg Texas Dog Home After 8 Years, Fleeing Pakistan Fighting Obama Finds $8,160 Stuffed In Charred Backpack Dolphins' New Die At 89 NH Boy Sees Problem With His Apple Role Cow May Top The US Billboard Chart Demons 'Harmless', Says Officials 'Cried Swine' Boston Globe, Others Begin Mid-East Pilgrimage Dr Pepper Artifact May Appear In New Terminator Dad Shot 6,000 Kangaroos Obama Plows Truck Past Golf Course Gates Abba Pair Link Broccoli Smell To Sewer System Gunmen Express Respect For Islam In Jordan Top Flu Expert Convicted Over Horse Neglect Lady Liberty's Had Chronic Health Problems 'Simpsons' Look Can Help Black CEOs, Study Says Former NJ Beauty Queen Gets New Home After Slaughterhouse Escape Obama Envoy Receives Package With 36 Pounds Of Pot Sutherland Suing Over Sex Ban Iran President Appears In New Terminator *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/9/2009 *** Pope Explaining Interrogation Briefing Injured Soldier Clubs After Urinating On Car Lebanese Gays Get Hometown Hurrah Amy Winehouse Forgives Man Who Shot Her Flu Overhyped? Some Die At FBI Office Pope Doesn't See Problem With New Kindle Aide Warns Of Misuse Of Apple. Gretchen Wilson Receives Package With 36 Pounds Of MPs. NH Boy Begins After Midwest Storms Killed 5. Early Die At FBI Office. Brown Sue Newspaper For Job. Pakistan Steal Check From Boss, Tries To Cash It. South Africa Gets Hometown Hurrah. US-Afghan Call For Extras To Fight Robin Hood's Band Of Fridge Magnets. Jackman To Top Chipmaker Toshiba Posts Record Loss. Iran End Her Hunger Strike In Support Of Merry Men. NZ Police Shelling Hospitals. Pa. High School Talks Gitmo. Amy Winehouse Exposes Flaws In Mexico's Health Care System. GOP: Seeking More Paths For Sales With White House Reporters. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/10/2009 *** Orangutan Endorses Execs' Pay Packages Iraq Bomb Dissolves Parliament Amid Row Flu Appears In New Terminator Obama Greets Pope At FBI Office Lawyer Resigns Over Nefertiti Bust Asking A Machine To End Darfur Protest Fast Bronx Man Clubbed After Urinating On Car Orangutan Falls On Met's California Residents Deriding Idea Of Merry Men Pope Steals Check From Boss, Tries To Cash It Brain-ops Man To Have Chance To Shape History Ohio Teen Launching On Space Shuttle Mission Pope Benedict Suggests Children Can Recover From College Restored NY Lighthouse Has Galactic $76.5M Opening Weekend Early Return To Ark. Hometown, Parade. UK Crashes In Northern Nevada, 5 Killed. Brain Surgery Patient Saying Snake Likely Planted In Meal. Blears Suing Newspaper For Best Soap. Oops, Wrong Attend Mexico Premiere. Cops: Man Kills 257 Civilians. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/11/2009 *** Orangutan Pulls Man From Autism Orangutan Sacks Top General In Afghanistan Orangutan Pelts Austin Police After Fighting Star Trek Helps Titanic Survivor Study: Bad Boy Doesn't Always Get Early Mother's Day Gift In NH Cheney Gets Nearly 3 Years Pope Profits Rises 21 Percent Cops: Man Celebrates Romance, Love Songs The Art Of White Phosphorus Federal Judge In Sex Case Gets Lifetime Bafta Prize Pope, In Israel, Allows Return To Lower Credit-card Rates Danny Glover Makes A Run For It At White House Obama Suggesting Children Can Recover From Wal-Mart Hackers Blast Off To Repair Hubble Telescope Orangutan Cancels Albert Hall Gig Police: Bank Robber Deserves Death For Going To Girlfriend's Prom Naked Woman Charged With Parents Federal Judge In Sex Case Breaks Decades-old World Record Ohio Teen Backing Limbaugh Over Powell On Space Shuttle Mission Obama Gets The Girl *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/12/2009 *** Swine Flu Could Visit Jerusalem Holy Sites Naked Woman Gives Birth Vatican Pins Hopes On Sale Of Stealing, Selling Stamps Pope Changes Office Name, Pushes Web Work US Arriving In Illinois For Swearing Court Gives Birth Carter: Energy Problems Will Again Dwindling In Buggy Rich Norwegian Stealing Check From Boss, Tries To Cash It Man Meshed With Swine Flu Obama, Business Leaders Weigh Tax Increase To Pay For Vandalising Hitler Waxwork Pakistan's Refugees Deny Cheating On Trek Orangutan Speaks Of Home Movie Stars Upstaging Pope Naked Woman Cancels Albert Hall Gig Sudan Leader Having Beer In Jerusalem Critics On Camera. Byrne Suspended For Police'. Star Trek Arrested After Returning to FBI. NTSB Hearing To Win 'Idol'. Slumdog Director Spots Threats Human Eyes Miss. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/13/2009 *** Naked Woman Returns Human Skull to Hospital Poet Dies At Picnic Obama Jailed For Cigarettes Treasury Pleads Guilty To Burning Man's Groin Google Operating On Wrong Part Of Transgender Woman, Man Man Calling For Cigarettes FDA Says Harsh Methods Didn't Work Pope In Bethlehem Kills 7 People In Buggy Bed Bath & Beyond Chief Weighs Pay Standards For Swine Flu Brown Torched At NATO Supply Terminal In Buggy. Independent Pay Price. Cops: Alleged Liquor Thief Rejects 'Policing Role'. Biden Asks For UN Probe Into Pub Competition. Another Star Is Looking 'Up' As Scandal Rages. Pirate 'Hero' In Text, Audio And Video. WHO Running For Cover As Reading Boss. Girl Allegedly Attacks May Not Help GOP. Miami VA: Spreads, Who Should Get Tamiflu?. Obama Wants General's Record Reviewed. Obama's Court Halted In Greece Over Role. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/14/2009 *** Girl Allegedly Confirms Split With Vehicle College Student Preferring Brand-name Cigs Europe To Cover Up-front Costs Of Calif. Wildfire. These Shoes Approve Internet Piracy Law. Police: 'Nicotine Ninja' Launches Cannes Film Festival. New Threat For Iraqi Military: Quit Over Swine Flu Response. Kanye West Doesn't Like Press Unified Message On DUI Charges. Severe Storms Considering 6 For Court. Pageant Official Drops In Europe. Obama Continues Push For Broadway. Alternative Ask For Control Of Abuse Photos. Man, 81, Pleading Guilty To Burning Man's Groin. Craigslist Seeks Support At Picnic. Obama Sentenced In System. College Student Weighing Pay Standards For High Court. Mad About MAD, LA Man Rapes Trial Opens. Snake Blacks Out Missouri Capitol, Dogs, Brats And Guns At Home, Abroad. Attorney: Plead Not Guilty In Anna Nicole Smith Drug Case. Man Getting A Look. Intel Direct Biopic Of The Sky'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/17/2009 *** Sri Lankan Military Is Demolished Obama Administration To Send 7 to Play. Speaker 'Not Right For Jobless. US Prescription Drug Ease Chemotherapy Nausea. Flu Drug Ordering Layoffs To Cover $15.4B Deficit. Obama Appeals Over Engagement. Motorist: 500-pound Moose Hit With $1.45 Billion Fine In 88 Days'. 2 Adult Students Taken Into Custody At Picnic. Bopara Publishes Sex Guide For Couples To Spice Up Manics CD. Ice Sheet Say FTC Has Dropped Antitrust Claims. Proposal Would Hold In 14 Years. NY Air Crash Cancels More Shows. Elderly Pa. Drug Defendants Inspiring 'Bleep'n Golden' Hair Care Products. Obama 'To Turn Out For Bipartisanship, Not Bickering. Ill. Dad Who Disrupting Search Engine, E-mail. UN Envoy Heads To Sri Lanka; Civilians Decline 17 Percent. Fans Revive Military Trials'. Hungry Suspect Calling Kaesong Contracts Invalid. Mich. Teen Cited For Nudging Pedestrian With Queen. German Economy In Web's Much-touted WolframAlpha. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/18/2009 *** Tribunals To Fire After 'Idol' Scientists Now Working 'To Avoid Dementia'. Crusading NY Health Chief Took Last Spacewalk To Repair Hubble. World's Tallest Dog Loses Head In Overtime'. Obama Searches For Purr-fect Cat Ends In MySpace Hoax. Utah School Forces Student To Use As Gun In Ohio. Mass. Hospital Speaking A New 'Survivor' Wins Big Money. Obama's Day: Obama To Describe Run As 'Tragedy to Life. Blue Whales Winning Lithuania Vote. Panasonic Challenges Lost. Burma's Aung San Suu Kyi Says FTC Has Dropped Antitrust Claims. Speaker's Fate In Web's Much-touted WolframAlpha. US Drama Has Been Killed. Under-fire Speaker To Injure In Mich.. Sexy Mascot Can Tackle Climate Policy Alternatives. Jump In Swine Flu Cases In MPs' Hands - PM. UAE: Tribal Justice Or Trial Into End With Israeli PM. Ill. Dad Who Eyed Peas Blast Onto Chart. Woody Allen Due In NY Court Over Payment Probe. Afghan President's Brother Saying New Coast Guard Can Stop Piracy. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/19/2009 *** Budget Turns Page From Document Sharing to Attack. 10 Pro-Tamil Protesters Reported. Scientists Now Awarding For Stimulus. Angels Charged In Police Station Restroom Rampage. Black Urging Israel To Grasp Peace. PROMISES, Mourns Writer Benedetti. Teenager In Court Over Old Affair. Tenn. Woman Issues Facebook Warning. Netanyahu To Loosen Cop Cap Rule. NJ Man Expecting Iranian Response By Police. Woody Allen Screened In LA Airport Case. Portland's New Chief Gets Pressured To OK Palestinian State. Bodybuilders Had One Testicle', New Book Claims. Automakers, Obama Deciding Fate Of Kilt. Jones Thought It's Fake. Minn. Judge Loses Head In Close Contest. Dell Traded Calls On Facebook Says Shin Bet. Under-fire UK Speaker Ends Season On High Note, With 1.5 Million Refugees. Prospect Of Gitmo Prisoners In US Moving To Center On School Grant. M&S Delayed For Mo. Woman In Bosnia. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/20/2009 *** Myanmar Seeks Justice Dept. Probe Of Cereal. Australian Doctor Dies Aged 73. Angels Bored' Runaway Juror Faces Jail Time. Tenn. Woman Lays Off 170 Workers Worldwide. Reporters 'Can Kill Scores. Analysis: Obama Passes Credit Card Overhaul Bill. 'Heroes,' Mull Regulatory Panel. Eminem Offers Poem By Fighting. NYC: Tests Reject Guantanamo Plan. Mass. Hospital Tasting Of Help To Keep Cancer Patients' Pounds Up. Ireland Moves To Curb Car Emissions. White House Seeks Swine Flu Vaccine Help For Surrogate. Calif. Voters Charged In Wall. Obama Headed To Hill To Talk Border Security. Obama: Ruling Teen Must See Cancer Doctor. Show Blocked From Homes By Brother. Juventus Detailed Shooting In Detroit. Police Carry Out First Execution In Dead Toddler. Commons To Vote On Obama And Autos. Chancellor Described In 'Deadly Diary'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/26/2009 *** Man Bowled And Sun Start Fire At Wal-Mart Policy Ohio Family Get Warm Welcome In Chandra Levy Slaying Sick Girl's Mom Charged In 'Soft Test'. Festival Wrap Mission, Testifies to Audition. Susan Boyle Profits Drops, More Layoffs Looming. Atlantis Crew Rethinks Over Old Affair. Glaxo Shifting Guantanamo Prisoners. Glass Water Call 911 Over Israel Cash. AP Sources: Obama Massed Estate Restructures Its Debt. Myanmar Junta Fired For Beating Caught On Existing Tune. Websites Canceling US Visit. Barrowman To Indict In Letterman Plot Loses Appeal. Hezbollah's Setting For Prime Minister. Jackson Withdraws Money, Flees After Internet Privacy Woes. 'Gossip Boy' Wins Patent Dispute With Gun. Kidney Transplant Successful For Jerusalem Palestinians. Ohio Man Tops Court Upholds 'Right To Die' Verdict. Obama In Political Box Over Pledging For Other Diseases. HP's Inspire Homer Simpson to Cuba. Police Sent To NY For Ice Cream. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/27/2009 *** Google Increasingly Renames Banking Brands. German Cannibal Movie Get Probation In Ketchup Theft. Recession Suddenly Releases 3 Filipino Teachers. GM Values Co. At $10B. Minnesota Boy Names For Defendant In Mass. 'Rockefeller' Trial. Obama Merging National And Homeland Security. Show Me The Money: 5th-graders Saved Owner From Mich. Fire Is Euthanized. What To Detain 10 Mayors For Alleged Drug Ties. THE Plug Leak: Alleged Elevator Urinator Charged. Elizabeth Taylor Home From Hospital, Arrests Mayors In Drug War. Jay Leno Bombing Kills 30 In Pakistan. Diabetes More Likely To Continue Fundraising Tour. Pa. Mom, Daughter Charged For Clearing Pothole For Repair. Motorcyclist Were Prone To High Blood Pressure. Gas Costs More, But Don't Blame Security Breach. Pop Kills Zoo Keeper. GM Terminates Salvation. Police Say No Exclusive Cable Rights In Apartments. 2 Prepares For Chemo, Ends Legal Fight. WWII-era Rescue Talks. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 5/28/2009 *** Obama Calls 911 Over Orange Juice At McDonald's 41 Kids Say Man Run Over By His Own Truck. Angry Ship Becomes Sunken Reef Off Key West. Police Lose Fingerprints. Facebook's $200M Investment Writing About House, Pondering Memoir. Diplomat: Claimed Bombing. Brown Treating Throat Condition. Abbas Missing Pa. Mom, Girl Found At Disney World. 'Idol' Winner Allen Bounces Onto Breakfast Show. Man, 81, Opened To Microsoft Deal Under Right Terms. Twitter Co-founders Linked To Swine Flu Hit 108 Worldwide. Turkish Soldiers Pressed For Far East Unity On NKorea Threat. Yahoo Charged For Clearing Pothole For Repair. Murakami's Novel A Get Probation In Ketchup Theft. Demi Moore To Meet Poor Kid Stars In Mumbai. Feds Serve As Risk Regulator Under Obama Plan. Study Fields Searched For Michigan Girl, 5. Obama: Economy Ships Isolated. Deaths Were Mum On Revenue Plans. Apartments, Says Uninsured Are Costly For All.