*** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/1/2010 *** Obama, Sarkozy Get Life For Tips. Sky Rebuffing Pa. Man Who Didn't Accept Vote Tally. Palin's Sprayed With Bullets Had Been to Panto. Obama Joins Obama In Cash. Obama Flooding Drowns Homes And Dreams. Study Sold Stepsister, 7, For 325,000. Man Allegedly Sells For Them. YouTube Video Playback Hears 'IPad' And Think 'IWant'. Calif. Woman Reprimands For General Who Pushed Gay Ban. Twins' Hook Tries To Reel In Fatal Sex Game Shooting. Police: Tenn. Man Seeking Help'. Retail Giant Asda To Suppress Imaging Safety Concerns. Lindsey Vonn Sees Little Chance Of Wisconsin Priest. Mainer Commutes Caning Sentence On Woman. Google To Avoid Legitimizing Myanmar Vote. Fla. Deputy Bowls Schoolkids For Fake Breasts Heist. Ricky Martin Needs Care Decisions Made For Chic French First Lady. BBC Questions Complicates 9/11 Compensation Deal. Grid Bosses Cause Havoc For Chinese. Boiler Scrappage Deal To Refuse To Scrap March. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/3/2010 *** From 1 To 1.2B, India Avoiding Legitimizing Myanmar Vote. It's Only Rock 'N' Refuse To Scrap March. Jackson Father Shows 3-D Displays For Fish. Mrs. Obama Bowls Schoolkids For Mobile Devices. Ivanka Trump's Charged With Murder In Cash. Report: US Must Count And ID'ing Citizens. Man Tops In New England Floodwaters. Vt. Hotel Targeted Mexican Army In Fatal NY Subway Stabbings. CDC: New England Sues, Claims He Fell After Stepping In Swine Flu Vaccinations. 2 Million Eager For Health Care On Church Sex Abuse Scandal. 'Modern Family' Expands Search For Them. China's Hu To Scout Exec Says Parents Negligent In Washington. Jackson Saying New Checks Set For Travelers to Panto. Meyer To End Talks To Sell US Rights. Wade's Wife Fights To Keep Medical License. Calif. Bill Would Mark 'Census Day' By Filling Out Form. 15m British Film Fund Screamed. Study: Small Soda Gets Life For Major Retailers. Chili Replant The White House Garden. PC Maker, Inspiration For Microsoft Denies Break-in Charge. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/4/2010 *** Butler To Cut Carbon. Denver Bus Backs Depression Approach. Republicans Touch And Swipe First IPads. Drunk Man Causes Havoc For Title. Google To Call Clinton Amid US Criticism. Study: Chocolate Could Thank Fans While Launching New Web Site. Islam Group Beats W. Virginia 78-57, Back In Swine Flu Vaccinations. Police: Notre Dame Hinder Rescue Teams Hunting For Mobile Devices. EBay Marks Easter. Official: Troops Press Secretary Is Dead At NY Station. Jackson Father Designs 2012 Orbit Tower. Hometown Of Russian Suicide Bomber Screamed. Russian Spacecraft Objects To Fraud Award. 'Dynasty' Oil Tycoon John Forsythe Dead At 87. EMI Steals Ambulance, Leads Slow Chase. Rory Reid Suppressed Imaging Safety Concerns. Cops: Drunk Man Ends Talks To Sell US Rights. Dog Charged Over Dallas Nude Video Shoot. Levada Urging People To Retain Values Amid Rancor. The Wire And ER Writer Stages At 48. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/5/2010 *** Boiler Scrappage Deal To Get Swine Flu Vaccination. CAPITAL CULTURE: Tales From Aid'. Jackson Rescuing The Met's 'Traviata'. Study: Chocolate Could Record In Shooting. Police: Teen Saves Lives, Money. Millions Tune Into Neutral, Causing Fender-bender. Matisse Bastille Day Work On Parents' Plans. Earthquake Reduced Heart Risk. Police: Carjackers Charged Over Dallas Nude Video Shoot. Obama On Presidency: One Bumps Car Into New Doctor Who. White House Easter Egg Urge People To Retain Values Amid Rancor. First Family Makes A Big Play For Slow Job Rebound. Obama Calls Clinton Amid US Criticism. Space Shuttle Crew Denies U-turn On Sale. James Refuses To Scrap March. Elton John Do It - Again - And Will Play For Fire Murder. Hollywood Narrows SEC Lawsuit Against Ex-Qwest Execs. Police: LA Restaurant Unveiling New Mobile Phone. New Conductor Honoured In Hall Of Year. Mom Trapped Miners Freed In State Votes. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/6/2010 *** Evangelist On Trial In Ala. In NW Pakistan. Obama Sells Over 300,000 IPads On Day Of Fame. Man Allegedly Slashes Prices. Islam Group Shoots Classmate, Self At 48. Obama Urges Same-sex Couples To Be Counted. Study Hurts 3 Missing In Blast, Fire At NY Station. Study: Northeast Catching Up With Him. CAPITAL CULTURE: Tales From Aid'. Study: Breast-feeding Would Repair Damage From WH Easter Egg Roll. 1 In 4 Elderly Hold Topless March In Wife's Death. Jazzman Herb Ellis Causes Havoc For NCAA Title. Obama Shows Reviews It Automatically Filters. Strong Quake Cuts From Quake. Badu Bumping Car Into New Doctor Who. Retail Giant Asda To Steal Vacuum With His Kids With Tiger Woods. 25 Dead In W.Va. Kick Off Annual Easter Egg Roll. Overstock's Brash CEO Exercises Fights 'Fatso' Gene In Calif. Gov. Race. Evidence Gained On Optimism On Thursday. Tiger Attempts To Climb Everest. Sheriff Arpaio Sues Producer Of Year. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/7/2010 *** 2 Years After Tax Law, Michigan's Twirling Past 'American Idol' For Major Retailers. Yelp To Steal India Secrets. Family Prayed For Victims Of Hard Labor. Jim Carrey, Jenny McCarthy Arrive At 70. Citi Execs May Be In For Terms, Obama Honors Christ's Sacrifice. Police: Ohio Woman Bumping Car Into Neutral, Causing Fender-bender. Hurricanes Get Life For Gas, Crashes. Rhapsody Has Told Apple Of Pot Tax. Women Planned Unchanged. Gases Exercise Fights 'Fatso' Gene In Mexico, Rattles US States. Shuttle Discovery Announces Split In US. Former Housewife Offers Tough Lessons For NCAA Title. Islanders Warned Of Toyota Pedals Well Before Death. Houston Foiled By US Firm. Happy Christmas For Trial. Jackson Doctor Accused Of Killing Mom Not Fit For Death. Kirk Douglas Attacks Mexican Army Housing, 2 Troops Hurt. Study: Breast-feeding Would Hope To Ease Russia Fears On First Day. Teenager Runs Away From Quake Rubble. 1 Hour Daily Make W.Va. Mine Unsafe; 4 Missing, 25 Dead. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/8/2010 *** Tyres At Trying To Woo EU Back To Terror Finance Program. Toyota Exec Calling Nuke Terrorism The Top Threat to Muslims. Kyrgyz Opposition Terms, Obama Honors Christ's Sacrifice. Solar-powered Plane Cuts Monthly Music Plan To $10 At 70. Supreme Court Stands By Candidate Seeking Obama Seat. Women Showcased In Kabul. FDA Jailing Sentence Upheld For Overdue DVD. Asian Markets Slow Lou Gehrig's Disease. Va. Gov. Stages Is Renamed. Schlumberger Considers Canceling Karzai Visit. White House Would Get Antitrust Info Request On Fat-melting Injections. Man Allegedly Becomes Unlikely Cheerleader. Megan Fox Killed Over Easter Attire Spat. Google To Come Down To Wire For Major Retailers. Protesters Exercise Fights 'Fatso' Gene In Bangkok. Douglas Starts Search For Grandson. 2 Years After Tax Law, Michigan's Used Alias To 'Obtain Pills'. Sri Lankans Vote In NY. In Down Economy, Older Moms' Births Still Triumph At $259.60. Crews To Appeal For Jamaica Rapper Bounty Killer. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/9/2010 *** FCC Pushes To Pay Teachers Based On Students. Retail Giant Asda To Arrest In UK For Taking Corpse Onto Plane. Gingrich: Obama Dismisses Drug Claims. Snow Says China Media Can't Cover Google Book. 2 Years After Tax Law, Michigan's Showcased In Court. Prosecutors: Pelosi Defending 3 Accused Of LA Archdiocese. The New Zoid Times – All The News That’s Fit to Counterfeit. Kanye West To Shore' Producers Looking For Grandson. Judge Honours For 6 Months. 'Jersey Face Mogul In NY. Butler And Duke Killing 18 Militants In Drummer Crash. SE Asian Leaders Get Life For Gas, Crashes. Women Slashed Prices. Stepdad Of NJ Girl Feared For Family After Calls. Wainwrights Have Died At Central Calif. Toxic Dump. Diplomat Was Stealing Vacuum With His Kids With Arms Treaty. Egypt Says Forrester. German Supplier Marches Vowing To Revive TV Channel. Nuclear Treaty Would Visit Orphanage. Equal Time: Women Double In Past Year. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/10/2010 *** Cameron Cuts, Ohio Judge Tells Citizens To Carry Guns. Tyres At Need To Be Done To Ensure Mine Safety. Islam Group Dismisses Drug Claims. This Marches Trade Deficit 1st In China. Cops: Man Getting Life For Justice Post Withdraws. House, Senate To Appeal Ruling On Mine Explosion. Parents Sang For Actor Tarmey. Man With No Push Back On Field. Amid Denies U-turn On Rape Charges. Douglas Terrorizes Mexican Town, Kill 4. Aardman Plans To Move Forward With Vienna Philharmonic. Surprise Man Hovering Below $86 As 2-month Rally Stalls. Emboldened Thai Protesters Slash Prices. Wainwrights Issued Citations At Wash. Day Care. CDC: Cigarette Sizing Up 50 Percent. Apple IPhone To Soon Want Picard's Chair? It's For Grandson. Virus Outbreak Visits Orphanage. NAACP Loses First Osprey In Court. Retail Giant Asda To Vow To Raise Pressure. Authorities: F-16s Clubbed To Sell Alpaca Manure. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/11/2010 *** Japanese Cameraman Killed In Many Areas. 'Trek' Fans, Take Live Ammo From Leaving Mexico. Cuba Concert To Die At Walmart. Worries About Calif. Priest Polished Political, Military Killed In Career. Raabe, 'Wizard Of Oz' Munchkin Actor, Counters Critics Draws Sparse Crowd. NAACP Cancels Engagements With Vienna Philharmonic. Google To Try To Head Off Liberal Stevens Replacement. Obama Cuts Carbon. Ex-'Survivor' Producer Needing To Be Done To Ensure Mine Safety. Surprise Man Emboldened For Compensation Claim. Virus Outbreak Neared Commercial Jet Over Set Row. UK Postal Workers Ponder Whether To Abandon Bakiyev. Islam Group Confused Over Ideology. Analysts: Wal-Mart Price Saved Us'. Man Expected To Honor Cherokee's Mankiller. Obama Fault In NY. Man With No Probe By Israel, Hamas. Kanye West To Push Back On Oil Fortune. Pa. Celebrity Terrorized Adoptive Family In Mine Blast. Grieving Used Alias To 'Obtain Pills'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/12/2010 *** CDC: Cigarette Emboldened For Fire Murder. Ex-'Survivor' Producer Telling Pakistani Leader About Ditching Press. Sheen Backs Depression Approach. Kanye West To Drop Mortgage Lawsuit Against Wells Fargo. Boiler Scrappage Deal To Adopt Another Zoo's Chick. Lacking State Taking Non-nuclear Pledge To World Leaders. Chilis Star Issues Gas Supply Alert. GOP Senators Grieve Over President Killed In Today's Iraq. Astronauts Visit Haitians Living In Fighting. Polish Immigrants Worldwide Cash Eats Burrito, Funyuns At The Nuclear Summit. Obama Convicting 90 Percent Of Mine Blast. Snow Mourns Munchkin Actor. Wainwrights Wait' To Leave BBC. Last Glastonbury Tickets Fly In Career. Fourth Time At The Charge Pending. Miss. Gov Takes Live Ammo From Chaos'. NY Senator Uses Inert Gas To Save Baby. Senator: Came Early In NY. Obama: Al-Qaida Would Return To 'SNL'. Senators Win Indy Grand Prix. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/13/2010 *** Chilis Star Puts Spotlight On Tax Break. SPIN Neared Commercial Jet Over Swearing. Jack Tweed 'In Joint Unveil New Mobile Phone. Cameron Accepts 'Village Idiot' Award For Recruits And Officers. Fourth Time At The Issue Gas Supply Alert. Icon Hank Williams Awarded For Using Paw To Warn Of Final 9 Bodies. Retail Giant Asda To Catch: Ohio Coach Proposes To Rival On Pilots' Duties. Hollywood Stabbing Rampage Near S. China School. Va. Paper Sells 3-D TVs In Venezuela. Obama: Al-Qaida Would Fix Helps Patients Around Drug Allergy. Psst: Sec'y Hillary Rodham Clinton For Iraq. Protesters Take Writers' Prize. CDC: Cigarette Gets Life For Summit. Stars Shock Colleague With Taser In Many Areas. LSD Telling Pakistani Leader About Ditching Press. Iraqi Premier Makes It Official: He's Leaving 'Tonight'. State: Pamela Anderson Raises Money For DNC In Joke. President Condemns Spotify Deals. Barrier Reef Cut Carbon. OJ Lawyers Suspected Rebels Attack Philippine Town. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/14/2010 *** 22,700 Unveiling Revamped Online Safety Site. Iowan Ready For Prom With Master Propel CBS In China. British Doctors Awarded $1.4M In Marsh Mud. Achoo! Pollen At Its Worst In Years In Hawaii Spy Trial. Cameron Stays Put But Cancel 'Offensive'. NCAA Title Game, Gums Wrapper Dress. China Licenses Restricted In State. Soap Opera Heartthrob Found In Nuke Speech. Study: Malpractice Halts Sales Of Cancer Danger. Investigators Accept 'Village Idiot' Award For Missing Fla. Girl. Nokia Interviews To Be Published. Mental Health Drama Pulls Near Squad Car, Sees Passed Out Teen. Obama: China Shelving Ad Spat With 'Star Trek' Drives. Poland Issues Gas Supply Alert. Snow Found In Ratings. Rio's Christ The Redeemer Charged With Verizon. Democrats Avoid Censure Over Swearing. Stars Tell Its Citizens To Get Out Of Opera Return. Retail Giant Asda To Rally Has Glaring Absence: Scott Brown. Rickey Minor Beginning In LA. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/15/2010 *** Thai Troops Elected To Elite Academy. Admiral: Smaller-scale Terror Hits Out At Hawaii Furlough Sit-in. Columbia Moves To Stop Scams Using False Caller IDs. Palin Hoists Sunken Warship; Dead Reported. Officials: Cops Testifying He Was Molested By Hospital Director. No Fish Story: Man Avoiding Rap Over Wall Street Regulations. No Tissues Or Finds Cocaine Posing As Spud. AP Interview: Karzai Brother Ends Medical Errors That Nearly Killed Twins. Boiler Scrappage Deal To Accept Damages From Driving. AP, ABC News Linked to Cross-dress. Arrest Found In East India. FACT Aid Seen In Clash Over Swearing. South Korea Rallies Tea Partiers With Pot Bong. Library Of Congress To Hear At Bakiyev Rally In Supreme Court Case. Missing 11-year-old Girl Made In Central Fla.. Comic Jones Plots A Big Concern. Man Coerced Boys In Wall Street Debate. Doctor Shortage? 28 States May Brace For Travellers. Soap Actor Leads To Press Boycott. Politics Of CHECK: Obama Skips Fine Print In Tax'. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/16/2010 *** Obama's Thursday: Visit San Diego Community Farm. Stuck Suspect Denies Hitting Mother. FACT Show Halted After UN Bhutto Report. Topless Colo. Gardner Cuts Carbon. Obama: America's Still Fined For Fire Murder. Doctor Shortage? 28 States May Ban From Hello!. Microsoft To Accelerate While Stock Reverses. Life Bemoaning UK Drama. Teenager Unveils New Mobile Phone. Seagal CHECK: Obama Skips Fine Print In Ill.. Senators: Preserve Twitter Posts. Obama: China Stayed Open After Claims. Street Star Expanded Nurses' Role. Comic Jones Halts Flights Across Europe. Pickers Escape To Avoid Police. Google To Get Life For All. Report Goes On Sale In Maternal Deaths Worldwide. New Volume Of Murakami Novel Backs Depression Approach. Wash. Day Care Joining UN Talks On Pentagon Cyber Command. MySpace Praises Obama For Entering Restricted Reef Area. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/17/2010 *** Boiler Scrappage Deal To Slash Prices. Cops: MSU Student Thong Thief Asking Businesses To Get Behind Climate Bill. Massa Admitting Fleeing Crash. Experts Imitating Art. Doctor Shortage? 28 States May Disrupt European Flights. Teenager Left At Landfill Too Hard to Kill. Serious Problems Enjoying 'No Frills' Films. Gates, LA's Police Chief During 1992 Cause Havoc For A Price. Cameron Rounds Of Documents Aired In Poland 1 Week On. March Video Game Visit San Diego Community Farm. Mexico Shows Halted After Fueling Debate. Islam Group Allows More Access To Hospital Patients. Ash From Iceland Volcano Expands Nurses' Role. Drug Smuggler Killing 25 Militants In CIA E-mail. Study: Young Adults Hit By Stop In Popular Parks. US Recalls 600,000 Sienna Minivans. Pilot Is Criminals. Clinton Alludes To 1995 Agreeing To Meet Rep Of Webcam Images. Flight Disruptions In Europe Go On. Spanish Helicopter Drops $50 Billion Fund From City. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/18/2010 *** Google 1Q Growth Backs Oxfam Music Drive. Comic Jones Accepts Damages From Chicago. Life Poisoning Down Last Year. 2 Left At Landfill Too Hard to Broadway. China Rounds Of Documents Aired In Space. Mafia-related Fugitive Allowed Limited Time Online. Study: Malpractice Denies U-turn On Pentagon Cyber Command. Domingo Avoiding Rap Over 'Ground Black People' Typo. Michelle Obama Finds Rocky Re-election Terrain. NJ Cafeteria Workers Say He Wasn't Aware Of Webcam Images. Rolling Stone's Archive Visiting North Carolina For Broadway Show. Christina Applegate Snared 1,000s Of Volcanic Ash. Actor Danny Glover, 11 Others Pushing To Resume Passenger Flights After Claims. Grid Bosses Predict Passage Of Any Plot. Panel Drops Charges Vs 2 Massacre Suspects. Study: Young Adults Refuse To Scrap March. Chinese President Hu Returns to 3D. Boiler Scrappage Deal To Seal West Bank As Security Precaution. A Royal Widow Says He Was Playing Hide And Seek. Prosecutors Found In Neb. Hotel's Potty Was Lost Pet. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/19/2010 *** Google To Shoot At Border Thought From Banking Bill. Kirstie Alley Shows Halted After E. Coli Found. 3 Italian Tussle For Fire Murder. Islam Group Dies Aged 74. Obama Wins Album Chart Battle. Glee Says Half Of Normal Flights May Run Monday. Marine Issue Gas Supply Alert. BBC Watches Repo Man Drive Away In Viacom-Google Case. New Found In Neb. Hotel's Potty Was Lost Pet. Counting Sea Life, Sometimes Little Things Ask Tractor Driver For Broadway Show. Escalante's 'Genius' Went Against Gang Life. Destruction Of Causes Havoc For Weekend Getaway. Obama To Differ On Health Risk Of Higher Enriched Uranium. Teenager Imitating Art. Matisse Painting Parks Duo Take Aim At Mormon Church For High Court Pick. Shrek Films Saying Occupation Must End. Cameron Says Economy Growing Faster Than Expected. Lancet: Sharp Watched By 10.6m. Experts Sell Financial Overhaul to 3D. 'Bodyguards And Assassins' Vows Strong Action In Maternal Deaths Worldwide. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/20/2010 *** Study: 2 Good Choices To Cut Carbon. Pics Of Pressing "Iron Man 2". An ER Tale: Spent On Phillies Fans. George Washington Upholds Blasphemy Law. Rink Writer: Johnny Weir Carrying Handguns, Rifles At NY Library. Michael Douglas Looks To Expand Notion Of Bangkok. Experts Park Duo Take Aim At Mormon Church For Singer Underwood. CDC: E.coli Food Struggling to US. Prom-goers Recall SUVs, Agrees to Broadway. Glee Hits Out At Gay Media Awards. Obama Upped For Broadway Show. Obama Crashes Into Conn. Home. Plan B Dies Aged 74. Official: Kyrgyz President Legalizing Pot. Experts Twitter An 'Amazing Tool'. Awards First For Major Retailers. European Airlines Cancel Poland Trip Due To Volcano Fallout. 'Kick-Ass' Moved to Hezbollah. AP-CNBC Poll: Most In US Against Leaving Kazakhstan. Justice Stevens Injured By Ash. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/21/2010 *** Bond Film On Pick Up Support In Devastating Quake. Apple Moved To US. Senators Say US Cars Top Asian Autos. Woman, 89, Disputes Sinks Voting Rights Bill For Fox, ABC. German Airspace To Be Gradually Dismissed. Unpublished Twain Family Axed From Moscow'. Twilight Escaping From 'Dancing'. Mantel Calling Feds 'Cowards And Liars'. Red X's Bid To Track Taxes Violates Free Speech. Pot Smokers Out In Nation, Proud For Fire Murder. Allen And Dizzee Robbed At Gunpoint In Their Limo. Snow Reclaims Her Name. Earnings Avoid Rap Over Abuse. Hotels In Bangkok Refusing To Scrap March. Millions Saying Ex-Detroit Mayor Violated Probation. Obama To Lose Part Of Finger In Congress. US And Europe Say He'd Like To Be Chicago Mayor One Day. Blagojevich Leading Orange Shortlist. Justice Stevens Heads Stuck In Paper Mill Dispute. CDC: E.coli Food Visiting Iowa, Missouri, Ill.. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/23/2010 *** US Navy Pledge Federal Help On Hold. Wrong Sponsor Pulled. Cigarette Arrested In Death Of Volcanic Ash. New Orleans Street Performer Debuts At The Proms. Obama Receives Music Honour. Suit: Vatican No. 2 Opened ITunes Gigs. 5 Chinese Muslims At Gitmo Move Closer. Damien Hirst's 'Greatest Presses To Get Everyone Home. Obama Parks Warned Over Alleged Nazi-performance. Millions Sent Home For Health Care Law. Doctor Groups Profit Up 68 Pct; Outlook Scares Investors. 'Idol' Differs On Health Risk Of 'Madden' Video Game. Armenian Gets Cortisone Shot, Expected Out 6 Weeks. European Airlines Hit Doodle Sells For Boxer. Police Meeting With Senators On Edge. Ayckbourn To Top Drug Dealer Caught Near Mexico City. Complaint: Pa. Policewoman Spent On Wall Street Bill. White House Prevent Breast Cancer. IMF Chief Rigs Sinks, Setting Stage For Punk Legend McLaren. Verizon Delayed By Volcanic Ash. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/24/2010 *** Disney Taps Stephanie Cutter For Quick Vacation. Obama Returns Hit 72 Percent, Match Rate In Afghanistan. 5 Chinese Muslims At Gitmo Sponsor Pulled. NTSB Invades Home, Says He's At San Diego TV Appearance. Man Ruling Eyed Even Before Blast. Triplets Head To North Carolina For Punk Legend McLaren. The Killers Press To Get Everyone Home. Obama To Trip Aid Anxiety Treatments In Iowa. SKorea Calls Off Battalions Of Fire Hydrants. Police: Detroit Strip Lobby On Day Of 81. INSIDE WASHINGTON: Safety Officials Ordered To Pay $18.5M In NYC. White House Adviser Finds Stolen 116-pound African Tortoise. Fake Fix Greece's Economic Woes?. GOP Kills 69 In Iraq's Deadliest Day This Year. CenturyTel, Seeing Polanski Extradition In Brazil. Man Sentenced To Jail In Coming Months. US Returning Razzie After Walking Off With A Beach'. 3-D Video Gaming Finds Suspect Neck-deep In Jail. Police Aspire To Become Spectacle. Web Series Going Berserk, Freezes PCs. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/25/2010 *** Wis. Woman Mourns Victims Of 81. Whitman Seeks A Better Deal. Obama's Home Congressional District In DUI Case. Police Finance Adult Stem Cell Research. SKorea Recovered From Brain Bleed. Plans Start NC Vacation With Wrong Gong. Arizona Law Seeking Scale, To Buy Qwest For Jailed Americans' Families. New Way To Staff Brings Kids to Showtime. Colin Murray Will Pledge Federal Help On Malaria. European Airlines Starring Lisa Kudrow Moving to End. Court Lobbies On Day Of 2 Top Figures. Fear Slams 'Misguided' Ariz. Immigration Bill. Potential Calls On Obama To Impose Mideast Peace Deal. Obama Presents MOTD2. China Sees Polanski Extradition In Liberal Oregon Town. Microsoft Order Boy Returned To US Father. Obama To Break Lands Suspect In Iowa. Web Series Pressing To Get Everyone Home. Cops: Ill-timed Potty Hold Town Hall, Other Events In Armenia Past. Sandra Bullock Premiering At San Diego TV Appearance. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/26/2010 *** Court Escapes Explosion. Armed Man Releasing Cartoon About Captured Israeli. Pentagon Seeking Scale, To Buy Qwest For Jailed Americans' Families. Congressman: US Should Trail Angers Doctor Fans. Osmond Son's Death Shared A Prayer. Amazon Announce Monsters Sequel. US Torchwood Return To Met After 3 Deaths. Health Care Law's Unfinished Business: Hit White Sox's Second Straight Winning HR. Swiss Police: US, Moroccan Mark Anniversary Of Top 2 Figures. Republicans Staffing Brings Kids to End. Rain, Snow Visits Belgium, Spain May 5-8. 'Dragon' Wings It Split On Robot Subs. Obama Seeks Ways To Protect Homeless From Brain Bleed. Tracheostomy Tubes Found Suspect Neck-deep In Wall St. Showdown. Spanish Hospital Accepts Ban On IPad. Amitabh Bachchan Holds Town Hall, Other Events In Coming Months. Mexico Suspected Of Stealing Dozens Of Famous Biltmore Estate. Emergency Dies Aged 82. SKorea Attracts 4m. New Way To Tell To Ditch Red Shirts. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/28/2010 *** King Ages You By Volcanic Ash. Conn. Cops: Woman Mined Clear Of Gases Before Explosion. CenturyTel, Ordering Flags At Her. Wal-Mart To Torpedo Likely Sank Warship. African Business Promotes Good Food. Haiti Jails Release Randy Quaid And Wife. Protesters Announce Plans For Coronation Street. Obama To Reach Annapurna's Summit. Obama Panel Favored In Western Baghdad. Video Seizes Gear From Recliner Chair. US Bans Candidates In Study. Brazil Official Canceled After 3 Deaths. Oil Flat Killed In Asia Amid Greece Crisis. WH: No Supreme Court Take A Tour Of Top 2 Figures. Obamas Pick This Week. Iraqi Court Extradites Noriega to Forefront. Dexter Star Hall Over Trail. Fundraising Points Man Low-key But Tough. New Way To Take Time On Malaria. EBay De-lists Kevorkian Death Van, Confirming Deaths Of Life. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/29/2010 *** Obama Looks to Buyouts. Cheaper Cause Man To Crash Into Pole. Bid To Field Unified Lineup For Covering 20-yr-olds. Rielle Hunter Talks About Edwards With Honduran President. Facebook's Expansion Asks Feds To Show Militia Did More Than Talk. Army Says Man Wrapped In New Zealand. PETA Tackles Immigration Soon. Bad Habits Can Seize Gear From The 'Dancing' Ballroom. Chavez Foes Banning 'Racist' Tintin Book. Gas Prices Close Courthouses, Snarls Traffic. Felony Attributed To 'Choking Game'. Ayers Pushes Legal Limits On Oregon Man's Cremation Urns. In Financial Regs Debate, Senators Welcome End Of Sunken Drilling Rig. Reviews In For Boyle Comments. Letterman's Production Company Hits For Obama Speech. Greek Debt Crisis Calls Miss. Governor After Being Called Fat. 6-pound Portray Jackie Kennedy. 'Big Brother 9' Contestant Winning Case. A Bachelor Proposing Tough Cigarette Packaging Rules. South Korea Is Divorcing James, Adopting Baby. *** NewZoid Best of Day Headlines for 4/30/2010 *** Iraq PM Quits EastEnders. Actress Turner To Slam Calls For Foreign Role In New China Attack. 2 Ind. Boys Aged You By 12 Years, Study Suggests. Entertainers Say It's Prepared For Worst In 2011. Analysis: Crist's Adopt Child And Divorces. At Biden's Spell Uncertainty For Fourth Day. Feds Show Promise For New Drilling. Microsoft Profits Jumps 165 Percent. UK Poll Fears Push Seasonal Shots To Record High. Holmes To Approve Referendum On Financial Bill. Samsung Q1 Visit Phoenix Over Tough Immigration Law. Oil Diverted To Maine Airport. Thai Hospital Rivaled Leno. Retired Pastor From Diamond Suffers 'Setback'. Colon Cancer Ban 'Racist' Tintin Book. Obama Posts Profit, Strong Sales; Stock Jumps. Police: Woman Removed From The 'Dancing' Ballroom. Facebook's Expansion Shores In Path Of Goldman. Bullock Moves Ominous Political Trend. Bronson Art Biting Man After Final Debate.